Nickelodeon

Revision as of 23:02, 13 September 2009

Nickelodeon (Nick) is a pay-TV channel which broadcasts the Series SpongeBob SquarePants. In the "Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards", SpongeBob has won the award 7 times in a row for the best cartoon on TV. Nickelodeon is one of the most popular kids channel in the entire world. Nickelodeon broadcast many shows, from the Fairly Odd Parents to Jimmy Neutron.

Advertising

Nickelodeon has ads revolving around shows, kid toys, and information that kids would be interested in. It has many ads revolving SpongeBob, SpongeBob shorts and anything to do with SpongeBob franchising and new episodes.

Spin-off and Add-on Sections

On the channel of Nickelodeon there are many spin-offs. Here is the current list Note that not all of these are Internationally broadcasted. These channels are 100% affiliated because they for by the name and they are obviously on the same channel. These spin-offs are not on any different channel.

Here is the current and only list:

• Nick
• Nicktoons
• TurboNick
• Nick at Nite
• Nick Jr.
• Nick Extra

Nick at Nite is a Nick programming block broadcasting from 8:00 PM to 6:30 AM.

Nickelodeon is being broadcasted worldwide:

• Afghanistan
• Argentina
• Australia
• Austria
• Belgium
• Brazil
• Canada
• Chile
• Czech Republic
• Denmark
• Ecuador
• Finland
• France
• Germany
• Greece
• Guatemala
• Hungary
• Iceland
• India
• Indonesia
• Iraq
• Ireland
• Israel
• Italy
• Japan
• Korea
• Lithuania
• Malaysia
• Mexico
• Netherlands
• New Zealand
• Norway
• Panama
• Peru
• Philippines
• Poland
• Portugal
• Russia
• Serbia
• Singapore
• South Korea
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland
• Thailand
• Turkey
• United Kingdom
• Uruguay
• Venezuela

Trivia

Niggerlodeon

“It's a hell of a lot better than that fucking Black Entertainment Telvision shit”

~ Bill Cosby on Niggerlodeon

The Niggerlodeon logo The new logo, about to debut in September 2009. Sorry to disappointed those fucked up niggers with sentiment toward the original bloodsplatter logo!Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Niggerlodeon. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.Niggerlodeon or Niggalodeon is TimeWarner, Viacom, Disney, 20th Century Fox and Michael Richards Enterprises' highly controversial spinoff of the popular kids network Nickelodeon. This network is designated for black people, since Nick was losing its black audience because all of their shows were just too white for them. Its white founders included the word "nigger" in its name, not knowing what the name meant, only that it was a hip term used by many rap artists. Jesse Jackson, while doing research for his book on the history of mustaches, came across evidence that "nigger" had once been a slur used by whites against African Americans. After several angry protests and incessant rhymes by Jackson and his followers the network was renamed to BET* (Black Entertainment Television); Jackson was also given 90% of the profits in perpetuity and all openings for key positions were to be given to Jesse's friends and family, since it is generally agreed that the best way to help poor disenfranchised blacks is to make Jesse Jackson rich. This spinoff first aired in 1990.

The channel ceased broadcasting in 2077.

Contents [hide] 1 List of shows Niggerlodeon showed before its demise 2 Niggerlodeon movies 3 Sista channels 4 Parental Input 4.1 Yellow parents 4.2 Brown parents (Los Padres Morenos) 4.3 Red parents (Injun parents) 4.4 Blue parents 4.5 Nazis 4.6 John Florian 5 See Also 6 External links

[edit] List of shows Niggerlodeon showed before its demise

Otherwise mediocre shows such as 'Cousin Skeeter' relied on tailored product placement to draw attention from the black community.Niggerlodeon, or Niggalodeon, was created becuase black people didn't want to watch white peoples tv. they were like "YO I AINT WATCHIN NO WHITE BOY TV" so niggerlodeon was invented. However, the network was renamed in turn due to the offense of the word "nigger-lode".

AAAH! Real Homeboys - Beneath the "Real" World of Detroit live some freakish creatures. Are You Afraid of White People? - a show about people at a campfire telling gruesome stories about racism. The Adventures of Skeet and Skeet - About 2 brothas both named Skeet who live in the city of Coonsville and get into all kinds of messed up shit, yo. As Told By Ginjah - A series that tells the story of a stripper named Ginjah (it's an anagram!) and her two lesbian biatches. The Ayana Show- A show about some bent nigga toothpick lookin bitch runnin around with dese giant lobstahs aktin a foo."Nigga, Please!" Doug - A nigga in the hood who likes to eat tofu goods from his favorite restaurant, Honkie Burger. Kenan and Kel - A fat nigga and a skinny nigga get chased around by mummies and vampires. The fat nigga's the funny one. Kenan and Kel and Koon (a.k.a. K&K&K) - A spinoff with a white guy. Catdawg! - He's half cat, half dog, and one mean Mutha. Fairly BlackParents - Half-Caste Hi-Jinx. Uncle Ben & Pimpy - An old black nigga & a fat ol' dog solve mysteries about shit goin' down in the projects. (Not to be confused with The PJ's or Family Ties.) Nig-Ger-Oh- A Show about hood niggas fightin whites with dey cards Drake and Jamal - Interracial fun with two hilarious "brothers"

• advertisementYo Nigga! - Cartoon about a young black boy growing up in Compton.

Niggers next door- some brothers from da hood hook up in da crack house in da tree smoking weed and fucking some chinese hoes. pokenigger- some little crazy ass mother fucker sniffs some glue and and hallucinates about fucking up little creatures and putting dem in balls in da hood, naaaa mean!! Tha Wild Blackberries - Young Latisha and her family go on the lam around the world. Hoodrats - Tommy and his crew take on the 'hood. Rapsy - One day in Eastern Africa, an African food raps about shiz and piss off shit. FOO! Jamal Niggertron This genius is often mistaken as dark chocolate. NiggaBob BlackPants - Niggabob and his homeboys get into some gangsta shit...underwater. Hoe, Hoe & Hoe - Three black sistas go out and get money, fo it'z the shiznite, until their bro, played by Billy Dee Williams steal da sho, y'all. Romeo - Songs that teach children that beating a dead hooker with a stick is no way to go. Use your pimp hand instead. Tha Angry Biatches - A show where people from the hood are angry about the failure of the local hydroelectric dam. With the voice of Eddie Murphy. My Life as a Teenage Ho Bot - A robot goes slowly insane to the point of becoming a psychopath due to confusion caused by Cree Summer's voice coming out of a white girl with a black side. All Dat - It's like In Living Color, but less funny. Welcome to Pimpland - Da KKK ain't shiz, so Zeek iz da homeboy fo Pimpland, yo! All Pimped Up - A Grown up version of the Hoodrats, but more sex, drugs and guns. Lazytown - A reality show about the day-to-day lives of black people living in projects. Soon to be canceled due to lack of interest. Legeindz of da Hiddin Watamelun - dez blak dudz gotz 2 b movin al round da tempul and shiz avoid'd da kkk dat b popin up evrywherz..ye hrd?. Colored 'Rissa 'splains Some Shit - A show about 'Rissa and her complaints about how discriminated people in her race are. The Tomorrow Gangstas - People develop a time machine to try and go back in time to ensure that a home is not being entered before they rob it. The people in the show make lots of money leeching off the past. Lil' Daryl - A hilarious children's show featuring the voice of Daryl Strawberry as a 5 year old Pimp in search of his parents... and bitches. Jackie Chan Adventures - Catering to other races at early morning hours. Somewhat more interesting than paid programming. Entitlements and Shit - a critically-acclaimed educational children's show to instruct niglets in all the methods of mooching off the Government. Won the 2006 Niggy Awards in the "Best Series to Exploit Victimhood" category. Bob the Drug Lord - a show where a gangsta sells crack on the corner, gets high, and starts talkin to cars and trucks and scarecrows. Dave the Beeyoch! - A nigger barbarian. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm not a honky, by the way! Brandy & Mr. Nigger - A black teen dog from the hood searching for beeyoches. Mr. Nigger searches for bitches rather than beeyoches and they became brothas from da hood. They meet coon friends and Michael Richards. Nigga and Ferb - 2 niggers who are the freaks in the woods, who likes to be pimps during the summer, with a teenage KKK bitch named... well... whatever. The Adventures of Honky the Blackhog - A black hedgehog who eats chilidogs and KFC with his sidekicks, Tails and Michael Richards. They were from da hood to stop Dr. Robotnig from humping their cocks. The Boondocks - You should know. Kappa Niggey - In this show, y'all, a nigger named Top-Shit (voiced by rap artist Eddie Murphy) in the auditions for the pimp show, "Fo Sho, No Ho!" in Africa, yo. Tiny Nigga Adventures - Steven Blackberg the Africa-American film director, Screenwriter and Black Producer made these tiny little cartoons animals that go around having black Adventures, like living in your home, using drugs, and having sexs. (Not with Ho. Steven Blackberg Don't like Ho's because one screwed him over and took all of his money. But one die) This cartoon is still on the air today. Powerpuff Bitches - Fightin crime by bitchin at their foes, which is pretty much everyone alive. Courage the Cowardly Nigger - Scardey cat nig saves his homeboys from emo kids. The Black Adventures of Dante and Shanika - Two little negro kids have fun with the grim nigga in da hood. Nig, Nigg n Nigger- A show about three black kids who try to scam people out of money in order to buy crack filled jawbreakers The Nig Cannon Show. A show about a rocket scientist in Detroit who tries to rig a cannon full of scrap metal found from garbage he collected, the project has been codenamed the "nig rig" as the nigga is a cannon rigga. This nig is trying to both prevent garbage from going into the landfill, and trying to fend off this enemies. Its just such a coincidence that people who throw their useful shit away are killed by this cannon weapon. This scientist often says "a nigger behind the trigger"; alongside, he has also tried to launch milk at Mariah Carey as a modern cowmilk fetish. The Blackhoodniggans. A show where groups of gangstas get high and have hallucinations (they claim they use their imagination and they don't have hallucinations; this excuse is made to escape controversy). The Fairly White Racists. A future rapper and gangsta kid has a miserable life; his parents are always gone getting high, and they leave him with a white-supremacist babysitter/Klan member. He find two fairy god parents one day; the only problem is they're white and are in the KKK. Wiggatar:The Last White Boy. Log ago, the four nations used to live together in harmony, but then, everything changed when the Racist Nation attacked. Only the Wiggatar, master of all four of the pimpin' ways could own them. But suddenly, he vanished. 100 years have passed and My brother and I discovered the new Wiggatar. A Airwangster named Aang. but he has a lot to learn before he's ready to make anyone his bitch. But I believe, Aang can make the world a more pimpin' place.