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Episode Transcript: Krusty Krushers
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| − | Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here and coming to you live from the bikini bottom wrestling royal rumble free for all. [mr. krabs comes up] | + | Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here and coming to you live from the bikini bottom wrestling royal rumble free for all. [mr. |
| + | krabs comes up] | ||
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Mr.krabs: free?!?!?! gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. uhh... what do I get? | Mr.krabs: free?!?!?! gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. uhh... what do I get? | ||
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Perch perkins: heh heh well what you get is the most anticipated event of the wrestling season. [shows tough guys lined up] | Perch perkins: heh heh well what you get is the most anticipated event of the wrestling season. [shows tough guys lined up] | ||
hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavy weight champs..... [shows the heavy weight champs] | hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavy weight champs..... [shows the heavy weight champs] | ||
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Heavy weight champs: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [one puches other one in the stomach and other one rips the other champ in half and crowd is shocked] aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [both together] | Heavy weight champs: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [one puches other one in the stomach and other one rips the other champ in half and crowd is shocked] aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [both together] | ||
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Perch perkins: anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title [mr.krabs yawns] | Perch perkins: anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title [mr.krabs yawns] | ||
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Mr. krabs: big deal. | Mr. krabs: big deal. | ||
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Perch perkins: and the million dollar cash prize. | Perch perkins: and the million dollar cash prize. | ||
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Mr. krabs: million dollars cash prize!!!!!!! [mr.krabs rips off his shirt] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! [then runs toward the stage and sees that everyone is getting beaten up on the stage] money money money money money..... money....money...money [ambulance comes and takes out the people in a ball] ohhhhhh. [mr. krabs quivers, looks upon the stage] | Mr. krabs: million dollars cash prize!!!!!!! [mr.krabs rips off his shirt] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! [then runs toward the stage and sees that everyone is getting beaten up on the stage] money money money money money..... money....money...money [ambulance comes and takes out the people in a ball] ohhhhhh. [mr. krabs quivers, looks upon the stage] | ||
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Person: My leg! my leg. | Person: My leg! my leg. | ||
mr.krabs I'll have to suffer through of what I witnessed today. except mabye..... [spongebob and patrick walk on the stage and they both laugh] | mr.krabs I'll have to suffer through of what I witnessed today. except mabye..... [spongebob and patrick walk on the stage and they both laugh] | ||
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Spongebob: where are you taking us mr. krabs? [they still laugh] | Spongebob: where are you taking us mr. krabs? [they still laugh] | ||
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mr. krabs: now go get them. | mr. krabs: now go get them. | ||
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Spongebob: what do you think the surprise is patrick? | Spongebob: what do you think the surprise is patrick? | ||
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Patrick: I dont know. what do you think it is. | Patrick: I dont know. what do you think it is. | ||
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Spongebob: I dont know what it is! [they both get hit by the wrestlers] ohhh. whatever it is, its really big. | Spongebob: I dont know what it is! [they both get hit by the wrestlers] ohhh. whatever it is, its really big. | ||
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Patrick: And hairy. [pops out from one of the wrestlers chest hair] | Patrick: And hairy. [pops out from one of the wrestlers chest hair] | ||
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Wrestler: [breaths on spongebob and coughs every time he gets blown on] | Wrestler: [breaths on spongebob and coughs every time he gets blown on] | ||
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Spongebob: And it smells angry. | Spongebob: And it smells angry. | ||
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Patrick: Is it time to look yet? | Patrick: Is it time to look yet? | ||
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Spongebob: You pick first. | Spongebob: You pick first. | ||
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Patrick: No you pick first. [wrestler squeezes spongebob until his eyeballs pop out and see the wrestlers and does same to patrick] | Patrick: No you pick first. [wrestler squeezes spongebob until his eyeballs pop out and see the wrestlers and does same to patrick] | ||
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Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! [gets out of wrestlers hand and runs behind mr. krabs] | Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! [gets out of wrestlers hand and runs behind mr. krabs] | ||
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Spongebob: Hey who are those guys mr. krabs? They look like they wanna hurt us. | Spongebob: Hey who are those guys mr. krabs? They look like they wanna hurt us. | ||
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Mr. krabs: What? Those 2? ahhhhhh. There harmless. Its all just part of the act. | Mr. krabs: What? Those 2? ahhhhhh. There harmless. Its all just part of the act. | ||
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Spongebob: The act? | Spongebob: The act? | ||
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Mr. krabs: Of course. There just pretending. | Mr. krabs: Of course. There just pretending. | ||
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Patrick: Pretending? | Patrick: Pretending? | ||
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Both: We like pretending! | Both: We like pretending! | ||
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Mr. krabs: [laughs] Don't we all? | Mr. krabs: [laughs] Don't we all? | ||
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Patrick: can we wear costumes?!?!?! | Patrick: can we wear costumes?!?!?! | ||
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Mr. krabs: ehhh..... sure. | Mr. krabs: ehhh..... sure. | ||
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Patrick: Hey spongebob how do I look? | Patrick: Hey spongebob how do I look? | ||
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Spongebob: Wow. Looks like those iron bun workout videos are really paying off.[shows patrick at home doing his bun workouts] | Spongebob: Wow. Looks like those iron bun workout videos are really paying off.[shows patrick at home doing his bun workouts] | ||
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Patrick: I can even do it in my sleep. | Patrick: I can even do it in my sleep. | ||
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Spongebob: Wow! Can we have cool nicknames too? | Spongebob: Wow! Can we have cool nicknames too? | ||
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Mr. krabs: ohhhhhh fine. your the uh short order boy and he's the uhh pink patty. | Mr. krabs: ohhhhhh fine. your the uh short order boy and he's the uhh pink patty. | ||
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Spongebob: And together we are........ | Spongebob: And together we are........ | ||
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Mr. krabs: The krusty krushers. Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!!! [they both go against the ropes and bounce off] | Mr. krabs: The krusty krushers. Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!!! [they both go against the ropes and bounce off] | ||
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Both: [they laugh] | Both: [they laugh] | ||
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Spongebob: This is going to be so fun. yeah! | Spongebob: This is going to be so fun. yeah! | ||
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Patrick: whoo! | Patrick: whoo! | ||
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Spongebob: Yeah! | Spongebob: Yeah! | ||
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Patrick: whoo! | Patrick: whoo! | ||
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Spongebob: yeah! | Spongebob: yeah! | ||
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Patrick: whoo! | Patrick: whoo! | ||
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Spongebob: yeah! | Spongebob: yeah! | ||
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Patrick: whoo! | Patrick: whoo! | ||
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Spongebob: okay where ready. | Spongebob: okay where ready. | ||
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Announcer: Huh? oh yeah. al, send the mike down. We got fresh meat. | Announcer: Huh? oh yeah. al, send the mike down. We got fresh meat. | ||
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Spongebob: Actually where here to fake wrestle. | Spongebob: Actually where here to fake wrestle. | ||
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Patrick: And to pretend wrestle. | Patrick: And to pretend wrestle. | ||
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Announcer: Whatever. [clears his voice] In this corner we have the challengers. The krusty krushers! [they both get a krabby patty and they chew it like there tough. spongebob burps after he bites it. | Announcer: Whatever. [clears his voice] In this corner we have the challengers. The krusty krushers! [they both get a krabby patty and they chew it like there tough. spongebob burps after he bites it. | ||
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Spongebob: ohhh. Excuse me. | Spongebob: ohhh. Excuse me. | ||
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Mr. krabs: you can do it!!!!! | Mr. krabs: you can do it!!!!! | ||
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Announcer: and on the opposite side of the ring, we have the undefeated champions. [shows one wrestler lifting up a barbell then the other wrestler crushes the barbell and puts it in a krabby patty and eats it then burps at the other until his skin rips apart] | Announcer: and on the opposite side of the ring, we have the undefeated champions. [shows one wrestler lifting up a barbell then the other wrestler crushes the barbell and puts it in a krabby patty and eats it then burps at the other until his skin rips apart] | ||
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Spongebob and Patrick: Happy buns, happy buns, happy buns [2 wrestlers go over them] | Spongebob and Patrick: Happy buns, happy buns, happy buns [2 wrestlers go over them] | ||
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Spongebob: Did it just get dark in here? | Spongebob: Did it just get dark in here? | ||
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Patrick: Dark?!?!?!?! I'm afraid of the dark. | Patrick: Dark?!?!?!?! I'm afraid of the dark. | ||
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Spongebob: Now dont be afraid. Its just them. | Spongebob: Now dont be afraid. Its just them. | ||
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Patrick: oh right its just those guys where gonna wrestle. Hello fello competeters. [wrestler screams so loud that they fall to the ground] | Patrick: oh right its just those guys where gonna wrestle. Hello fello competeters. [wrestler screams so loud that they fall to the ground] | ||
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Patrick: What was that? | Patrick: What was that? | ||
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Spongebob: Thats wrestilies for your dead meat. | Spongebob: Thats wrestilies for your dead meat. | ||
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Patrick: I dont get it. [wrestler picks up both of them and throws them] | Patrick: I dont get it. [wrestler picks up both of them and throws them] | ||
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Spongebob: Hey look patrick its mr. krabs cheering us on. [they hit the other wrestler then they fall in a bucket] Whoow. | Spongebob: Hey look patrick its mr. krabs cheering us on. [they hit the other wrestler then they fall in a bucket] Whoow. | ||
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Patrick: Hey spongebob. | Patrick: Hey spongebob. | ||
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Spongebob: Hey patrick. look patrick its a fist. | Spongebob: Hey patrick. look patrick its a fist. | ||
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Patrick: A fist where? ohhh yeah thats definatly a..... [they both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. one wresler gargles spongebob and patrick and spits it out in the drain. mr. krabs uses a plunger to get them out. | Patrick: A fist where? ohhh yeah thats definatly a..... [they both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. one wresler gargles spongebob and patrick and spits it out in the drain. mr. krabs uses a plunger to get them out. | ||
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Both: yeahhhhhh! | Both: yeahhhhhh! | ||
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Spongebob: how fun was that? | Spongebob: how fun was that? | ||
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Patrick: It was so super duper fun. [they do a handshake] | Patrick: It was so super duper fun. [they do a handshake] | ||
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Both: Boom!!!! | Both: Boom!!!! | ||
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Mr. krabs: eh hem. | Mr. krabs: eh hem. | ||
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Spongebob: Did you need something mr. krabs? | Spongebob: Did you need something mr. krabs? | ||
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Mr. krabs: oh. did I need something? hmm let me think did I need something. YES I NEED SOMETHING!!!!!!!! I need you 2 to get back in there and show them who's boss!!!!!! Show them what short oder boy and pink patty can really do! | Mr. krabs: oh. did I need something? hmm let me think did I need something. YES I NEED SOMETHING!!!!!!!! I need you 2 to get back in there and show them who's boss!!!!!! Show them what short oder boy and pink patty can really do! | ||
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Spongebob: Right!!! c'mom patrick, lets show these 2 who there messing with. | Spongebob: Right!!! c'mom patrick, lets show these 2 who there messing with. | ||
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Patrick: with pleasure. | Patrick: with pleasure. | ||
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Both: Lets do this!!! | Both: Lets do this!!! | ||
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Mr. krabs: thats the million dollar winning spirit. | Mr. krabs: thats the million dollar winning spirit. | ||
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Spongebob: Alright you 2 no more messing around. you see this. [pulls out his spatula] is just a spatula right? wrong!!!! actually this represents your face. after i get through mangling it. [trys to bend spatula but can't] there you see that? its not gonna be pretty when I get done with ya. | Spongebob: Alright you 2 no more messing around. you see this. [pulls out his spatula] is just a spatula right? wrong!!!! actually this represents your face. after i get through mangling it. [trys to bend spatula but can't] there you see that? its not gonna be pretty when I get done with ya. | ||
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Patrick: Hey good one spongebob. | Patrick: Hey good one spongebob. | ||
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Spongebob: thanks patrick. now you try saying something intimitating as well. | Spongebob: thanks patrick. now you try saying something intimitating as well. | ||
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Patrick: okay. and if you think this is bad, wait till I get my hands on ya. [takes out a piece of paper] i'm gonna.. i'm gonna tear ya to shreads. like a ........ [struggles with ripping the paper] c'mom ahhhhh i got a paper cut paper cut. [starts sucking his hands] | Patrick: okay. and if you think this is bad, wait till I get my hands on ya. [takes out a piece of paper] i'm gonna.. i'm gonna tear ya to shreads. like a ........ [struggles with ripping the paper] c'mom ahhhhh i got a paper cut paper cut. [starts sucking his hands] | ||
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Spongebob: Patrick are you okay? | Spongebob: Patrick are you okay? | ||
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Patrick: huh? oh i'm fine. i just like to suck on my hand. | Patrick: huh? oh i'm fine. i just like to suck on my hand. | ||
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Spongebob: Really me too. [they both suck on their hands. wrestler picks up patrick and squishes him into a ball. mr. krabs yells thinking he gonna get hurt but wresler takes the rope. | Spongebob: Really me too. [they both suck on their hands. wrestler picks up patrick and squishes him into a ball. mr. krabs yells thinking he gonna get hurt but wresler takes the rope. | ||
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Mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhh! ohh. heh heh. now what? [gets rope and ties it to patrick. then picks up spongebob and puts the rope behind his back connected to patrick. then the wrestler pretends its a paddle ball. spongebob laughs] | Mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhh! ohh. heh heh. now what? [gets rope and ties it to patrick. then picks up spongebob and puts the rope behind his back connected to patrick. then the wrestler pretends its a paddle ball. spongebob laughs] | ||
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Spongebob: That tickles. [other wrestler takes patrick as a ball and twists him] | Spongebob: That tickles. [other wrestler takes patrick as a ball and twists him] | ||
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Patrick: good catch!! [does same to spongebob] | Patrick: good catch!! [does same to spongebob] | ||
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Spongebob: look i'm a......... | Spongebob: look i'm a......... | ||
| − | Patrick: helicopter? [then they collide an turn into crumbs. then a wrestler gets a wagon and puts them in there as crumbs. wrestler puts wagon and them in a cement truck. they turn into cement] | + | |
| + | Patrick: helicopter? [then they collide an turn into crumbs. then a wrestler gets a wagon and puts them in there as crumbs. | ||
| + | wrestler puts wagon and them in a cement truck. they turn into cement] | ||
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Spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [crowd cheers. mr. krabs bites on the rope. drops them into deep spaces and they dry out. the wrestlers put there foot and hand there] | Spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [crowd cheers. mr. krabs bites on the rope. drops them into deep spaces and they dry out. the wrestlers put there foot and hand there] | ||
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Spongebob: heeeeeeeee! [wrestlers both laugh and do a body slam. mr. krabs pulls them out with a spatula. | Spongebob: heeeeeeeee! [wrestlers both laugh and do a body slam. mr. krabs pulls them out with a spatula. | ||
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Mr. krabs: what are you doing out there!?!?!?! | Mr. krabs: what are you doing out there!?!?!?! | ||
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Spongebob: fake wrestling. | Spongebob: fake wrestling. | ||
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Mr. krabs: okay, but you still have to try to win fake wrestling. | Mr. krabs: okay, but you still have to try to win fake wrestling. | ||
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Spongebob: mr. krabs where having so much fun. dosen't that make us winners? | Spongebob: mr. krabs where having so much fun. dosen't that make us winners? | ||
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Mr. krabs: Actually it dosen't!!!!!!! okay, okay look just... [notices there gone] hey where'd they huhhhh!!!! oh no! | Mr. krabs: Actually it dosen't!!!!!!! okay, okay look just... [notices there gone] hey where'd they huhhhh!!!! oh no! | ||
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Perch Perkins: wow, now thats a serious sleeper holder. [shows spongebob in the arms of one wrestler about to go to sleep] | Perch Perkins: wow, now thats a serious sleeper holder. [shows spongebob in the arms of one wrestler about to go to sleep] | ||
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Spongebob: oh hello mr. fluffy. [then shows patrick doing the same thing. patrick does baby talk then puts them in a bed] | Spongebob: oh hello mr. fluffy. [then shows patrick doing the same thing. patrick does baby talk then puts them in a bed] | ||
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Perch perkins: and it looks like the champs are ready to end it. | Perch perkins: and it looks like the champs are ready to end it. | ||
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Mr. krabs: end it!?!?!?!?!?!?! [crowd says end it] get up, get up you guys! | Mr. krabs: end it!?!?!?!?!?!?! [crowd says end it] get up, get up you guys! | ||
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Perch: yep. there gonna leave more than a mark with this special move. the mother of all moves. the flying, double decker, atomic head butt of all destruction. with a spin. [they fall into the ring] | Perch: yep. there gonna leave more than a mark with this special move. the mother of all moves. the flying, double decker, atomic head butt of all destruction. with a spin. [they fall into the ring] | ||
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mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! c'mom c'mom wake up!!!!!!!! [patrick is dreaming of doing his bun exercise] ohh who am i kidding. goodbye money. goodbye money. | mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! c'mom c'mom wake up!!!!!!!! [patrick is dreaming of doing his bun exercise] ohh who am i kidding. goodbye money. goodbye money. | ||
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both wrestlers: oh no. the iron butt. [then the wrestlers crack into crumbs] | both wrestlers: oh no. the iron butt. [then the wrestlers crack into crumbs] | ||
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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. here are your new champions. | Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. here are your new champions. | ||
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Mr. krabs: new champions? | Mr. krabs: new champions? | ||
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Perch: thats right skip. and the winner of one million dollars. | Perch: thats right skip. and the winner of one million dollars. | ||
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Mr. krabs: Hello money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts hugging the money]sweet money | Mr. krabs: Hello money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts hugging the money]sweet money | ||
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perch: or..... | perch: or..... | ||
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Mr. krabs: or | Mr. krabs: or | ||
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Perch: or you can take whats behind curtain number 2. | Perch: or you can take whats behind curtain number 2. | ||
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Mr. krabs: curtain number 2? | Mr. krabs: curtain number 2? | ||
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Perch: make all your dreams come true with 1 week at wrestle camp. | Perch: make all your dreams come true with 1 week at wrestle camp. | ||
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Mr. krabs: like the're really gonna turn all this money for...... | Mr. krabs: like the're really gonna turn all this money for...... | ||
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Spongebob and Patrick: Wrestle camp!!!!!!! [they keep repeating it] | Spongebob and Patrick: Wrestle camp!!!!!!! [they keep repeating it] | ||
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Perch: Wrestle camp it is. [guy vaccums up all the money then mr. krabs falls apart] | Perch: Wrestle camp it is. [guy vaccums up all the money then mr. krabs falls apart] | ||
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Spongebob: see you at wrestle camp mr. krabs! [they drop a wrestle camp hat on him] | Spongebob: see you at wrestle camp mr. krabs! [they drop a wrestle camp hat on him] | ||
Revision as of 17:34, 21 March 2009
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here and coming to you live from the bikini bottom wrestling royal rumble free for all. [mr. krabs comes up]
Mr.krabs: free?!?!?! gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. uhh... what do I get?
Perch perkins: heh heh well what you get is the most anticipated event of the wrestling season. [shows tough guys lined up] hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavy weight champs..... [shows the heavy weight champs]
Heavy weight champs: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [one puches other one in the stomach and other one rips the other champ in half and crowd is shocked] aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [both together]
Perch perkins: anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title [mr.krabs yawns]
Mr. krabs: big deal.
Perch perkins: and the million dollar cash prize.
Mr. krabs: million dollars cash prize!!!!!!! [mr.krabs rips off his shirt] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! [then runs toward the stage and sees that everyone is getting beaten up on the stage] money money money money money..... money....money...money [ambulance comes and takes out the people in a ball] ohhhhhh. [mr. krabs quivers, looks upon the stage]
Person: My leg! my leg. mr.krabs I'll have to suffer through of what I witnessed today. except mabye..... [spongebob and patrick walk on the stage and they both laugh]
Spongebob: where are you taking us mr. krabs? [they still laugh]
mr. krabs: now go get them.
Spongebob: what do you think the surprise is patrick?
Patrick: I dont know. what do you think it is.
Spongebob: I dont know what it is! [they both get hit by the wrestlers] ohhh. whatever it is, its really big.
Patrick: And hairy. [pops out from one of the wrestlers chest hair]
Wrestler: [breaths on spongebob and coughs every time he gets blown on]
Spongebob: And it smells angry.
Patrick: Is it time to look yet?
Spongebob: You pick first.
Patrick: No you pick first. [wrestler squeezes spongebob until his eyeballs pop out and see the wrestlers and does same to patrick]
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! [gets out of wrestlers hand and runs behind mr. krabs]
Spongebob: Hey who are those guys mr. krabs? They look like they wanna hurt us.
Mr. krabs: What? Those 2? ahhhhhh. There harmless. Its all just part of the act.
Spongebob: The act?
Mr. krabs: Of course. There just pretending.
Patrick: Pretending?
Both: We like pretending!
Mr. krabs: [laughs] Don't we all?
Patrick: can we wear costumes?!?!?!
Mr. krabs: ehhh..... sure.
Patrick: Hey spongebob how do I look?
Spongebob: Wow. Looks like those iron bun workout videos are really paying off.[shows patrick at home doing his bun workouts]
Patrick: I can even do it in my sleep.
Spongebob: Wow! Can we have cool nicknames too?
Mr. krabs: ohhhhhh fine. your the uh short order boy and he's the uhh pink patty.
Spongebob: And together we are........
Mr. krabs: The krusty krushers. Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!!! [they both go against the ropes and bounce off]
Both: [they laugh]
Spongebob: This is going to be so fun. yeah!
Patrick: whoo!
Spongebob: Yeah!
Patrick: whoo!
Spongebob: yeah!
Patrick: whoo!
Spongebob: yeah!
Patrick: whoo!
Spongebob: okay where ready.
Announcer: Huh? oh yeah. al, send the mike down. We got fresh meat.
Spongebob: Actually where here to fake wrestle.
Patrick: And to pretend wrestle.
Announcer: Whatever. [clears his voice] In this corner we have the challengers. The krusty krushers! [they both get a krabby patty and they chew it like there tough. spongebob burps after he bites it.
Spongebob: ohhh. Excuse me.
Mr. krabs: you can do it!!!!!
Announcer: and on the opposite side of the ring, we have the undefeated champions. [shows one wrestler lifting up a barbell then the other wrestler crushes the barbell and puts it in a krabby patty and eats it then burps at the other until his skin rips apart]
Spongebob and Patrick: Happy buns, happy buns, happy buns [2 wrestlers go over them]
Spongebob: Did it just get dark in here?
Patrick: Dark?!?!?!?! I'm afraid of the dark.
Spongebob: Now dont be afraid. Its just them.
Patrick: oh right its just those guys where gonna wrestle. Hello fello competeters. [wrestler screams so loud that they fall to the ground]
Patrick: What was that?
Spongebob: Thats wrestilies for your dead meat.
Patrick: I dont get it. [wrestler picks up both of them and throws them]
Spongebob: Hey look patrick its mr. krabs cheering us on. [they hit the other wrestler then they fall in a bucket] Whoow.
Patrick: Hey spongebob.
Spongebob: Hey patrick. look patrick its a fist.
Patrick: A fist where? ohhh yeah thats definatly a..... [they both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. one wresler gargles spongebob and patrick and spits it out in the drain. mr. krabs uses a plunger to get them out.
Both: yeahhhhhh!
Spongebob: how fun was that?
Patrick: It was so super duper fun. [they do a handshake]
Both: Boom!!!!
Mr. krabs: eh hem.
Spongebob: Did you need something mr. krabs?
Mr. krabs: oh. did I need something? hmm let me think did I need something. YES I NEED SOMETHING!!!!!!!! I need you 2 to get back in there and show them who's boss!!!!!! Show them what short oder boy and pink patty can really do!
Spongebob: Right!!! c'mom patrick, lets show these 2 who there messing with.
Patrick: with pleasure.
Both: Lets do this!!!
Mr. krabs: thats the million dollar winning spirit.
Spongebob: Alright you 2 no more messing around. you see this. [pulls out his spatula] is just a spatula right? wrong!!!! actually this represents your face. after i get through mangling it. [trys to bend spatula but can't] there you see that? its not gonna be pretty when I get done with ya.
Patrick: Hey good one spongebob.
Spongebob: thanks patrick. now you try saying something intimitating as well.
Patrick: okay. and if you think this is bad, wait till I get my hands on ya. [takes out a piece of paper] i'm gonna.. i'm gonna tear ya to shreads. like a ........ [struggles with ripping the paper] c'mom ahhhhh i got a paper cut paper cut. [starts sucking his hands]
Spongebob: Patrick are you okay?
Patrick: huh? oh i'm fine. i just like to suck on my hand.
Spongebob: Really me too. [they both suck on their hands. wrestler picks up patrick and squishes him into a ball. mr. krabs yells thinking he gonna get hurt but wresler takes the rope.
Mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhh! ohh. heh heh. now what? [gets rope and ties it to patrick. then picks up spongebob and puts the rope behind his back connected to patrick. then the wrestler pretends its a paddle ball. spongebob laughs]
Spongebob: That tickles. [other wrestler takes patrick as a ball and twists him]
Patrick: good catch!! [does same to spongebob]
Spongebob: look i'm a.........
Patrick: helicopter? [then they collide an turn into crumbs. then a wrestler gets a wagon and puts them in there as crumbs. wrestler puts wagon and them in a cement truck. they turn into cement]
Spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [crowd cheers. mr. krabs bites on the rope. drops them into deep spaces and they dry out. the wrestlers put there foot and hand there]
Spongebob: heeeeeeeee! [wrestlers both laugh and do a body slam. mr. krabs pulls them out with a spatula.
Mr. krabs: what are you doing out there!?!?!?!
Spongebob: fake wrestling.
Mr. krabs: okay, but you still have to try to win fake wrestling.
Spongebob: mr. krabs where having so much fun. dosen't that make us winners?
Mr. krabs: Actually it dosen't!!!!!!! okay, okay look just... [notices there gone] hey where'd they huhhhh!!!! oh no!
Perch Perkins: wow, now thats a serious sleeper holder. [shows spongebob in the arms of one wrestler about to go to sleep]
Spongebob: oh hello mr. fluffy. [then shows patrick doing the same thing. patrick does baby talk then puts them in a bed]
Perch perkins: and it looks like the champs are ready to end it.
Mr. krabs: end it!?!?!?!?!?!?! [crowd says end it] get up, get up you guys!
Perch: yep. there gonna leave more than a mark with this special move. the mother of all moves. the flying, double decker, atomic head butt of all destruction. with a spin. [they fall into the ring]
mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! c'mom c'mom wake up!!!!!!!! [patrick is dreaming of doing his bun exercise] ohh who am i kidding. goodbye money. goodbye money.
both wrestlers: oh no. the iron butt. [then the wrestlers crack into crumbs]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. here are your new champions.
Mr. krabs: new champions?
Perch: thats right skip. and the winner of one million dollars.
Mr. krabs: Hello money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts hugging the money]sweet money
perch: or.....
Mr. krabs: or
Perch: or you can take whats behind curtain number 2.
Mr. krabs: curtain number 2?
Perch: make all your dreams come true with 1 week at wrestle camp.
Mr. krabs: like the're really gonna turn all this money for......
Spongebob and Patrick: Wrestle camp!!!!!!! [they keep repeating it]
Perch: Wrestle camp it is. [guy vaccums up all the money then mr. krabs falls apart]
Spongebob: see you at wrestle camp mr. krabs! [they drop a wrestle camp hat on him]
