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| − | ==Dialogue==
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| − | '''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it! I got it! (he is in a small boat, with a treasure chest at his side)
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| − | '''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.
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| − | '''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the...Dinghy. (bring him up to the ship)
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| − | '''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.
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| − | '''Captain:''' Where is it? (walks over to Pirate #1)
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| − | '''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain.
| + | SpongeBob |
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| + | Patrick |
| − | '''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
| + | Sheldon J. Plankton |
| − | | + | Mindy |
| − | '''All Pirates''' YAAAAAAAATYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob theme song. The SpongeBob SquarePants movie starts when they get there.
| + | King Neptune |
| − | The pirates also invade the snack bar)
| + | Mr. Krabs |
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| + | Dennis |
| − | '''French Narrator:''' The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
| + | Karen |
| − | | + | Squidward |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Back up. Back up. (''waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens'')
| + | Sandy |
| − | | + | Gary |
| − | '''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.
| + | Mrs. Puff |
| − | | + | Attendants |
| − | '''Fish #2:''' What is happening?
| + | Larry the Lobster |
| − | | + | Monsters |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.
| + | Tough Fish |
| − | | + | Other Bikini Bottomites |
| − | '''Fish:''' Look, there he is.
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| − | (''SpongeBob climbs out of a limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') Talk to me, Krabs.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the costumer took a bite, no cheese!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
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| − | '''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?
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| − | '''Phil:''' Phil.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
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| − | '''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. That's what it's all about.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
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| − | '''Phil:''' What?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. Order up.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm ready. Promotion. Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
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| − | '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.
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| − | '''Squidward:''' What do you want?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Get out!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab. Oops. Hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I love being purple!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
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| − | '''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
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| − | OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Money.
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| − | THE CHUM BUCKET
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (He is looking out the window) Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!
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| − | '''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan
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| − | in my filing cabinet (Opens it)...from A to Y.
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| − | '''Karen:''' A to Y?
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
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| − | '''Karen:''' What about Z?
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Z?
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| − | '''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (Looks for Z) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. Oh, boy. It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, i'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs over him)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I think I stepped in something.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Not in something, on someone, you twit.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (Pulls him off of his shoe) Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
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| − | '''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world! (laughs)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. (Runs off)
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.
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| − | OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. We paid $ for this? I paid . Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! (The audience looks at him)
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway...The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (In his mind) Yes.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (In his mind) He's right.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (In his mind) That's me.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles. (A poster drops down with
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| − | Squidward's face on it)
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| − | Yes! Yeah!
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| − | Oh, better luck next time, buddy.
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| − | Yeah! All right!
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| − | People of Bikini Bottom,
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| − | as the manager of...
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| − | SpongeBob.
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| − | Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an
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| − | important news flash from Mr. Krabs.
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| − | Go ahead, Mr. K.
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| − | I'm making a complete what
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| − | The most embarrassing thing
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| − | And now it's worse
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| − | because I'm repeating
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| − | Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob,
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| − | you didn't get the job.
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| − | - What?
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| − | - You did not get the job.
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| − | But... But why?
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| − | SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook,
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| − | but I gave the job to Squidward
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| − | Well, let's face it, he's more...
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| − | ...mature than you.
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| − | ...mature?
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| − | Lad, I mean this
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| − | but there's a word for what you are,
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| − | and that word is...
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| − | Now, let's see...
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| − | - Dork?
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| − | - No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
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| − | '''Pearl Krabs:''' A goofball? (And, as a matter of fact, this is her first and last line in the movie)
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| − | '''Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.
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| − | - A ding-a-ling.
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| − | - Wing nut.
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| − | A Knucklehead McSpazatron.
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| − | Okay, that's enough.
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| − | Look, what I'm trying to say is,
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| − | you're just a kid.
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| − | And to be a manager,
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| − | Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. "
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| − | You understand-ager?
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| − | I mean, you understand?
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| − | I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
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| − | SpongeBob?
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| − | I'm ready. Depression.
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| − | I'm ready. Depression.
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| − | Poor kid.
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| − | Hooray for SpongeBob!
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| − | Hooray for SpongeBob!
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| − | Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
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| − | Hello?
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| − | Where'd everybody go?
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| − | Did I miss something?
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| − | Did you see my butt?
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| − | Later that evening...
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| − | Time to put Plan Z into effect.
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| − | Starting at the undersea castle
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| − | Oh, right.
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| − | The royal court is now in session.
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| − | Bring the prisoner forward.
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| − | So you have confessed to the crime
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| − | - Yes, but...
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| − | - But what?
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| − | But it's my job, Your Highness.
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| − | I'm the royal crown polisher.
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| − | - Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
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| − | - Daddy.
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| − | You're free to go.
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| − | Bless you, Princess Mindy.
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| − | Mindy, how dare you defy me.
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| − | Why do you have to be so mean?
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| − | I am the king.
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| − | Father, I wish you'd try
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| − | instead of these harsh punishments.
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| − | That would be nice.
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| − | Squire, clear the room.
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| − | I wish to speak
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| − | What is this, Mindy?
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| − | - Your crown?
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| − | - And what does this crown do?
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| − | - Covers your bald spot.
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| − | No, this crown entitles the one who
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| − | One day, you will wear this crown.
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| − | Like your father.
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| − | Dad, your "crown"...
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| − | What the...?
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| + | |
| − |
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| − | My crown!
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| − |
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| − | Someone has stolen
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| − | the royal crown!
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| − | I got it. I got it.
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| − | Hey, all you Goobers,
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| − | it's time to say howdy
| + | |
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | to your favorite undersea peanut,
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| − | Goofy Goober.
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| − |
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| − | Howdy, Goofy Goober!
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| − | Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers.
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| − | Time to sing.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | All right. Get it together, old boy.
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| − | I know. I'll just stop thinking about it.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Hey, you know,
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| − | I actually feel a little better.
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| − | I don't even remember
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| − | why I was sad.
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| + | |
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| − | Hey, it's the new
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| − | Krusty Krab manager.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Wow, the pressure's
| + | |
| − | already setting in.
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| − | No, Pat, you don't understand.
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| − | I didn't get the promotion.
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| − |
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| − | What? Why?
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| − | Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
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| − | - What? That's insane.
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| − | - I know.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Well, saying you're a kid,
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| − | it's like saying I'm a kid.
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| − | - Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
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| − | - I'm supposed to get a toy with this.
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| − | Thanks.
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| − | I'm gonna head home, Pat.
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| − | The celebration's off.
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| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are you sure?
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| − | - Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
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| − | Okay, see you.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And here's your Triple
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| − | Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
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| − | Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?
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| − | I guess I could use one of those.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now you're talking.
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| − |
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| − | Hey, waiter, we need
| + | |
| − | another one over here.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There you go.
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| − |
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| − | Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | - I'm feeling better already.
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| − | - Yeah.
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| − | Waiter, let's get
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| − | another round over here.
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| − | Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.
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| − | Waiter.
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| − |
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| − | Oh, waiter.
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| − |
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| − | Waiter.
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| − |
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| − | Waiter.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - Waiter!
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| − | - Why do I always get the nuts?
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| − | All right, folks, this one goes out
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| − | to my two bestest friends
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| − | in the whole world:
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| − | Patrick and this big peanut guy.
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| − | It's a little ditty called...
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| − |
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| − | ..."Waiter!"
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| − |
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| − | Hey. Hey, get up.
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| − |
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| − | Hey, come on, buddy.
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| − | I wanna go home.
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| − | Come on, pal.
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| − | Oh, my head.
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| − | Listen to me. It's in the morning.
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| − | Go scrape up your friend
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| − | and get going.
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| − |
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| − | My friend?
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| − |
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| − | Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Wait, you said : .
| + | |
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| − |
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| − | I'm late for work.
| + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs is gonna be...
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Now, pay attention, Squidward.
| + | |
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| − |
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| − | As new manager, you've gotta keep
| + | |
| − | a sharp eye out for paying customers.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yawn.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's this? King Neptune is riding
| + | |
| − | toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's got money.
| + | |
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| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stay in the coach, daughter.
| + | |
| − | This won't take long.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, please.
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| − | I think you're overreacting.
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| − | Silence, Mindy.
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| − | I know what I'm doing.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | - Squire.
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| − | - Yes, Your Highness.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Have this pole executed at once.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | A hundred and one dollars
| + | |
| − | for a Krabby Patty?
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | With cheese, Mr. Squidward,
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| − | with cheese.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Greeting, subjects.
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| − | I seek the one known
| + | |
| − | as Eugene Krabs.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | May he present himself
| + | |
| − | to me at once.
| + | |
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness.
| + | |
| − | Would you like to order something?
| + | |
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs!
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | You have stolen the royal crown,
| + | |
| − | you cannot deny.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | For, clever as you are,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | you left one damning piece of evidence
| + | |
| − | at the scene of the crime.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "I stole your crown.
| + | |
| − | Signed, Eugene Krabs. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Relinquish the royal crown
| + | |
| − | to me at once.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But... But this is crazy. I didn't do it.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs.
| + | |
| − | Leave a message.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay,
| + | |
| − | the guy you sold Neptune's crown to.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, I just wanted to say
| + | |
| − | thanks again for selling me the crown.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Neptune's crown.
| + | |
| − | I sold it to a guy in Shell City,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and I just wanted to say thanks again
| + | |
| − | for selling me the crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Neptune's crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Which is now in Shell City.
| + | |
| − | Goodbye.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My crown is in
| + | |
| − | the forbidden Shell City?!
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Prepare to burn, Krabs.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait, Neptune.
| + | |
| − | Please, I'm begging you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I ain't a crook.
| + | |
| − | Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Very well, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Before I turn this conniving
| + | |
| − | crustacean into fishmeal,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | who here has anything to say
| + | |
| − | about Eugene Krabs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've got something to say
| + | |
| − | about Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, me boy,
| + | |
| − | you've come just in time.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Pardon me, miss.
| + | |
| − | - Please, tell King Neptune
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | all about me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I have worked for Mr. Krabs
| + | |
| − | for many years
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and always thought
| + | |
| − | he was a great boss.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You see? A great boss.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I now realize
| + | |
| − | that he's a great big jerk!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I deserve that manager's job!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But you didn't give it to me,
| + | |
| − | because you say I'm a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, I am 100-percent man!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And this man has got
| + | |
| − | something to say to you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There. I think I made my point.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Anyone else?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No? Well, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Me pants are on fire!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Me underwear's on fire!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm on fire!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And now, Eugene Krabs, you will...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm flattered you would do this
| + | |
| − | on my account,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but being manager
| + | |
| − | isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown,
| + | |
| − | and now it's in Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - That's why he must die.
| + | |
| − | - Doesn't it seem a little harsh
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | to kill someone over a crown?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You don't understand. My crown
| + | |
| − | is a symbol of my king-like authority.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And between you and me...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...my hair is thinning a bit.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not
| + | |
| − | that notice... Bald. Bald.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bald! Bald!
| + | |
| − | - Bald! Bald!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My eyes!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, all right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | King Neptune, sir?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life
| + | |
| − | if I went to get your crown back?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You, go to Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No one who's gone to Shell City
| + | |
| − | has ever returned.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What makes you think you could?
| + | |
| − | You're just a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Run along, I have a crab to cook.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No! I won't let you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Very well, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'll have to fry you both.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, stop it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Can't you get through one day
| + | |
| − | without executing someone?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy. I told you
| + | |
| − | to stay in the carriage.
| + | |
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| − | Where's your love and compassion?
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| − | Look at this little guy.
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| − | He's willing to risk his life
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| − | to find your crown and save his boss.
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| − | - But, daughter, I...
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| − | - Please, Father?
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | At least let him try.
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| − | What have you got to lose?
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| − | Might I remind you
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| − | of your special problem?
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| − | - Bald! Bald! Bald!
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| − | - Bald!
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| − | - Bald! Bald!
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| − | - My eyes!
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| − |
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| − | All right.
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| − | Very well, Mindy.
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| − | I'll give him a chance.
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| − | But when your little champion
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| − | fails to return,
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | I get to splatter this crab
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| − | all over the walls.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | And as for you, be back here
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| − | with my crown in exactly ten days.
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| − | - He can do it in nine.
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| − | - Eight.
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| − | - Seven.
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| − | - Six.
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| − | - Patrick!
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| − | - Patrick!
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| − | Six it is, then.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (While being choked by Krabs) Five.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush!
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| − |
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
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| − |
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| − | '''Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you. (Neptune freezes him)
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy. (Leaves)
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers
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| − | and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again. (SpongeBob is whimpering, but Patrick is looking at Mindy, drooling.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Here, take this. (She hands SpongeBob a bag)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' What's in here?
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| − | '''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stle them from my father.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Mindy!
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| − | '''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wait. How did you know my name?
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| − | '''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' What's my name?
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| − | '''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe)
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| − | '''Neptune:''' Mindy!
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| − | '''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (She leaves and Sponge turns to Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
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| − |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Pass.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Hi.
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' ...are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. Patrick, let's go get that crown. (The two
| + | |
| − | go into the room where SpongeBob makes the patties, slide down two poles, go inside an elevator,
| + | |
| − | and finally end up in a room that contains only a car that looks like a Krabby Patty)
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| − | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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| − | PATTY WAGON ROOM
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Patrick:''' What is it?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you
| + | |
| − | some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
| + | |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Wow.
| + | |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow.
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
| + | |
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| − | '''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Shell City, here we come!
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| − | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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| − | THE KRUSTY KRAB 2
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| − |
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| − | '''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. (He enters the Krusty Krab 2, which is now deserted, and walks past the frozen Krabs) Hey there, old buddy. Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. (He goes to get it, and comes back a few seconds later) Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make...over at the Chum Bucket. (He walks out)
| + | |
| − | Plan Z, I love you.(Krabs sheds a frozen tear)
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| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | THE GAS STATION NEAR THE COUNTY LINE
| + | |
| − |
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| − | '''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah. (SpongeBob drives up to a nearby gas station. Two attendants are sitting on chairs)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Fill her up, please.
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| − | '''Attendant:''' What'll it be, fellas, mustard or ketchup? (Him and the other attendant laugh)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Are they laughing at us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
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| − | '''Attendant:''' Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Kids?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Now, Patrick. (To the attendants) For your information, we are not kids, we are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Attendants:''' Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Attendant:''' Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' That's right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Attendant:''' Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! (The two attendants laugh, then one begins talking) You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (Drives about one foot when a bandit pops into the scene)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Bandit:''' Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick do so, taking their suitcases with them. The bandit gets into the Patty Wagon and drives off)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' How many seconds was that?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Attendant:''' (Looks at his watch)Twelve.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' In your face!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Who's the kid now? (Honks horn)
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Attendant:''' They're dead.
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| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | OUTSIDE THE CHUM BUCKET
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | (There is a long line at the Chum Bucket)
| + | |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out.
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| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | THE CHUM BUCKET
| + | |
| − |
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| − | '''Plankton:''' (On a stool) Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Anything for you, Perch.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm sorry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' He confided in me a secret wish. Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence
| + | |
| − | at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out. By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (Puts a helmet on Perch's head)
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Thanks.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Bucket helmets for everyone! (Pulls a string that makes helmets come out of a hatch in the ceiling. All of his customers run to get one)
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Fish:''' (After he grabs one) My helmet!
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| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | PLANKTON'S OFFICE
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' (To, of course, Karen) Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Karen:''' I never agreed.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Karen:''' Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. (A picture on her screen shows SpongeBob and Patrick walking down the road) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints.
| + | |
| − | Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
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| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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| − | THE GAS STATION
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| − |
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| − | Sesame seed.
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| − |
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| − | Hey, mister.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Does that hat take ten gallons?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Going on.
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| − | - Yeah. Yeah.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - Moving on.
| + | |
| − | - Just keep going.
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| − |
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| − | Yup.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Gonna get that crown.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Oh, yeah.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - All right.
| + | |
| − | - All right.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah. Victory.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are we there yet?
| + | |
| − | - We must be close by now.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick, look. We're doing great!
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Shell City's only five days away.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | By car.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | I wish we still had our car.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | SpongeBob, look.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Our car!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - The key.
| + | |
| − | - Where do you think it is?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There it is, Pat. The key!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, how are we gonna get it?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | What are you looking at?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
| + | |
| − | - Sorry.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | I know. I'll go in and create
| + | |
| − | a distraction, and you get the key.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter
| + | |
| − | who does the distraction.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | You see me walking back...?
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Can I have everybody's attention?
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | I have to use the bathroom.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | It's right over there.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is.
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| − | I better go wash it off.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick. You call that a distraction?
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Well, I got my hands dirty
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| − | for nothing.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Patrick, check it out.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - Hooray!
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| − | - Hooray!
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bubble party!
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| − | - Bubble party!
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Hey!
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Who blew this bubble?
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | You all know the rules!
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | All bubble-blowing babies
| + | |
| − | will be beaten senseless
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | by every able-bodied patron
| + | |
| − | in the bar.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's right! So who blew it?
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | So nobody knows.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Maybe it was...
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| − | - Shut up!
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Somebody in here ain't a real man.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | You! We're on a baby hunt.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | And don't think we don't know
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| − | how to weed them out.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, everybody line up.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | DJ, time for the test.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | No baby can resist
| + | |
| − | singing along to this.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, it's the
| + | |
| − | Goofy Goober theme song.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I know.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - It was you! You're the baby!
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| − | - No, no! I only coughed, I swear.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | DJ! Turn it up louder!
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| − | Don't sing along, Patrick.
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| − |
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| − | I'm trying.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Trying so hard.
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| − | I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
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| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
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| − |
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| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, well, well.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Which one of you babies was it?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - It was him.
| + | |
| − | - It was him.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - He did it.
| + | |
| − | - He did it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've never even eaten at...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, looks like we got ourselves
| + | |
| − | a double baby.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Man, that was a close call.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guess what I got.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The key!
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | 122 CONCH STREET, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (Sticks his head out the window) Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (Takes his bike outside and begins reading it around town)
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Fish:''' Morning. (Squidward looks around. Everyone is wearing a bucket helmet on their head)
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Some people have no taste in headgear.
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (After looking around more, he sees a baby with a helmet)Babies too?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (He rides up to a fish in a boatmobile, who is waiting for the stoplight to turn green)Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting this horrid headwear?
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Fish:''' (Looks around) Who said that?
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Down here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Fish:''' (After she finds Squidward) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | THE CHUM BUCKET
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (When he gets to the Chum Bucket and finds Plankton sitting by Karen) So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet
| + | |
| − | with every purchase. Care for one?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. (Now thinking he is smarter than anyone in Bikini Bottom) I listen to public radio.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' And what's that supposed to mean?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
| + | |
| − | and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. (Plankton looks
| + | |
| − | at his hands)It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.
| + | |
| − | And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Karen:''' Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (Eyes widened) Huh?
| + | |
| − | (A satelite comes out of the Chum Bucket's roof, and the helmets tighten on their wearers.
| + | |
| − | First, two fish, then Mrs. Puff, then Larry the Lobster, then a whole row of fish, and finally
| + | |
| − | everyone else in the Chum Bucket)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (Now the only customer without a helmet) What's going on here?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Customers:''' All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Seize him, slaves!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Customers:''' All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' AHH! I'm getting out of here! (runs for the door, but more slaves burst in.
| + | |
| − | He is then cornered)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (the slaves reach for him)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Customers:''' All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Who can stop me now? WHO!?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | UNKNOWN STREET
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Come on, Pat, one more time.
| + | |
| − | - Okay.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're on a baby hunt. And don't think
| + | |
| − | we don't know how to weed them out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Weed them out. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What a jerk.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You know, SpongeBob,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | there's a lesson to be learned
| + | |
| − | from all of this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's that, Patrick?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A bubble-blowing double baby
| + | |
| − | doesn't belong out here
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | in man's country.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah. Wait.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We blew that bubble.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Doesn't that make us
| + | |
| − | a bubble-blowing double baby?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, look, free ice cream!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, boy!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | How you doing?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a minute.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a minute.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Make mine a chocolate!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Got you covered. Two, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Certainly.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You kids enjoy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Actually, we're men,
| + | |
| − | lady, but thanks.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, Patrick, let's...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You can let go now.
| + | |
| − | I said, let go, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What is this?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What kind of old lady are you?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you get the ice cream?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step on it, Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You may not know it, cowboy,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but we got a rule around here
| + | |
| − | about blowing bubbles.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All bubble-blowing babies
| + | |
| − | will be beaten senseless by every
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | able-bodied...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - In bar...
| + | |
| − | - Bar...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, kiddies,
| + | |
| − | have some ice cream.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Jump for it, Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, we lost our car again.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Never mind the car,
| + | |
| − | where's the road?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Road. Road. Road.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Road. Road. Road.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Road. R... Sorry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There's the road.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | On the other side of this...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...deep, dark...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...dangerous...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hazardous.
| + | |
| − | ... hazardous...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Monster-infested.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, monster-infested...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...trench.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, SpongeBob, look!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Here's the way down.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, we're not gonna get
| + | |
| − | the crown standing here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | On to Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, look, it's making noise.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hey, where are you going?
| + | |
| − | - I'm going home, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But what about Mr. Krabs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What about us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We'll never survive in that trench!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You said it yourself,
| + | |
| − | this is man's country.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And let's face it, Pat. We're just...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...kids.
| + | |
| − | - We're not kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Open your eyes, Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We worship a dancing peanut,
| + | |
| − | for corn's sake!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We don't belong out here!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We do not worship him.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You've been wearing the same Goofy
| + | |
| − | Goober Peanut Party underpants
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | for three years straight.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What do you call that?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Worship?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're right, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | We are kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Pull your pants up, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - We're going home.
| + | |
| − | - But you can't go home.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - How much did you hear?
| + | |
| − | - I heard enough.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Did you see my underwear?
| + | |
| − | - No, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you want to?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Look, guys, you may be kids,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but you're the only ones left
| + | |
| − | who can get that crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What do you mean,
| + | |
| − | the only ones left?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Things have gotten a lot worse
| + | |
| − | since you left Bikini Bottom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Mindy:''' Or should I say Planktopolis. (Magical clam opens up, revealing Bikini Bottom now.
| + | |
| − | Everyone is working for Plankton)
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Citizens:''' All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' (Referring to some fish who are trying to take a break) No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh my gosh! Patrick, look! Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves.
| + | |
| − | Squidward. (Squidward, who had been captured by the slaves, is now Plankton's fan-waving slave,
| + | |
| − | and is waving the fan for Plankton) Sandy. (Sandy is running in a hamster wheel. There is a sign near it that says: DO NOT FEED THE SQUIRREL) Mrs. Puff. (Mrs. Puff is apparently looking for diamonds, I'm not certain) Even Gary. (gasps) (Gary is helping build the monument)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Gary:''' Meow, Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Can't your father do something?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Mindy:''' My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam reveals the squire about to spray Neptune's head with a hair growth spray can)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Neptune:''' Squire, will you hurry. (The squire is nervous. He closes his eyes and accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes. They grow hair on them. Neptune screams) AHHHHHHHH!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | So you see, you can't quit.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The fate of Bikini Bottom
| + | |
| − | rests in your hands.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - But... But we're just...
| + | |
| − | - Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And what's so wrong with
| + | |
| − | being a kid, anyway? Kids rule!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You don't need to be a man
| + | |
| − | to do this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You just gotta believe in yourself.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You just gotta believe!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - I believe.
| + | |
| − | - That's the spirit.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I believe that
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | everybody I know is a goner!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, guys.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guys.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guys?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guys?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, boy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Think, Mindy, think.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yup, I guess you're right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A couple of kids could never
| + | |
| − | survive this journey.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's why I guess I'll just
| + | |
| − | have to turn you into men.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You can do that? How?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With my mermaid magic.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you hear that, Patrick?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | She'll use her mermaid magic
| + | |
| − | to turn us into men!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're gonna be men! We're gonna
| + | |
| − | be men! We're gonna be men!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Good. Now, let's get started.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Close your eyes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are we men yet?
| + | |
| − | - Not yet.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Spin around three times.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think it's working.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With my mermaid's magic
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and my one tailfin,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I command the two of you
| + | |
| − | to turn into men!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Open your eyes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't feel any... Oh, my gosh,
| + | |
| − | Patrick, you have a mustache!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So do you!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So now that you're men,
| + | |
| − | can you make it to Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Guys.
| + | |
| − | - Yeah?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I said, now that you're men,
| + | |
| − | can you make it to Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Heck, yeah!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are men afraid of anything?
| + | |
| − | - Heck, no!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And why?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Because we're invincible!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yeah!
| + | |
| − | - Yeah!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I never said that.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick?
| + | |
| − | - Yeah, buddy?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Why did we jump over the edge
| + | |
| − | instead of taking the stairs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Bec...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick.
| + | |
| − | - Are we dead?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No. Far from it, my friend.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're safe and sound
| + | |
| − | at the bottom of this trench.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The mustaches worked!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Do you know what that means?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We are invincible!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We can do anything
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We are invincible
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We'll go to Shell City
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Get the crown, save the town
| + | |
| − | And Mr. Krabs
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We have facial hair
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I change my underwear
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We've got a manly flair
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We've got the stuff
| + | |
| − | We're tough enough to save the day
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We never had a chance
| + | |
| − | when we were kids
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No! No! No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But take a look at what
| + | |
| − | the mermaid did
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, go, Pat.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, go, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that they're men
| + | |
| − | We can't bother them
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that they're men
| + | |
| − | They have become our friends
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that they're men
| + | |
| − | There'll be a happy end
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They'll pass the test
| + | |
| − | And finish the quest for the crown
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They'll pass the test
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And finish the quest
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They'll pass the test
| + | |
| − | And finish the quest for the crown
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Shell City, dead ahead. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We did it, Pat!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We made it past everything!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Even the hideous,
| + | |
| − | disgusting monsters.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Not you guys.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You guys are awesome!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Patrick, we should be there
| + | |
| − | in one more verse.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Now that we're men...
| + | |
| − | - Finally.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got you right where I want you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Can I help you with something, sir?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Name's Dennis.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've been hired to exterminate you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're gonna exterminate us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Listen, junior,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | you caught me and my friend here
| + | |
| − | in a good mood today,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | so I'm gonna let you off
| + | |
| − | with a warning.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step aside,
| + | |
| − | and you won't have to feel
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | the awesome wrath
| + | |
| − | of our mustaches.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You mean these?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I thought you still had a piece of salad
| + | |
| − | stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They were fake?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Of course they were fake!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This is what a real mustache
| + | |
| − | looks like.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Is he a mermaid?
| + | |
| − | - All right. Enough gab.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What are you gonna do to us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton was very specific.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | For some reason,
| + | |
| − | he wanted me to step on you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step on us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah! That way you'll never find out
| + | |
| − | that he stole the crown!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Perhaps I've said too much.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's a big boot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't worry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This will only hurt a lot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I love this job!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bigger boot!
| + | |
| − | - Wait, Pat.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This bigger boot saved our lives.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thank you, stranger.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stranger?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's the Cyclops!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Help us! Help us!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Save us, someone!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Are we dead?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't think so.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Artificially colored rocks?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't know where we are.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What is this?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's some kind of wall
| + | |
| − | of psychic energy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, there's some fish folk.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hey, over here!
| + | |
| − | - Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - You guys, hey! Help!
| + | |
| − | - Hey! Help!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - A little help here! We're stuck in this...
| + | |
| − | - Help us out of the tank!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a second.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Those fish are dead.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's he gonna do with us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, no, he's going for his
| + | |
| − | evil instruments of torture.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Glue? Google eyes?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's making
| + | |
| − | a humorous diorama of...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...Alexander Clam Bell?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick, he's killing sea animals and
| + | |
| − | making them into smelly knickknacks.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And I think we're next.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - You think so?
| + | |
| − | - Patrick! No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The heat is so intense
| + | |
| − | from this lamp that I can't move.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Tell me about it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You mean we're not gonna
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Get the crown, save the town
| + | |
| − | And Mr. Krabs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't even think we're gonna
| + | |
| − | be able to save ourselves, buddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Thanks.
| + | |
| − | - Don't mention it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, it looks like what everybody
| + | |
| − | said about us is true, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You mean that we're attractive?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, that we're just kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A couple of kids
| + | |
| − | in way over their heads.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We were doomed from the start.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I mean, look at us.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We didn't even come
| + | |
| − | close to the crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We let everybody down.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We failed.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Exactly, buddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, the place we never got to.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, now you're starting
| + | |
| − | to bum me out, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, look at the sign.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Shell City.
| + | |
| − | Marine gifts and sundries. "
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| − | Shell City is a gift shop?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But if this is Shell City,
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| − | then where's the...?
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - Crown.
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| − | - Crown.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Neptune's crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
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| − |
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| − | This is Shell City.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Pat, we did make it.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, I guess we did.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We did all right
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| − | for a couple of goofballs.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's the end of SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come here, you.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Shut up and look at the screen.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | The bird's right. Look.
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| − |
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| − | It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, we're alive.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Let's get that crown.
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| − | - Right.
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| − |
| + | |
| − | On three, Patrick. Ready?
| + | |
| − | One, two, three.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, it's lighter than I thought.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's happening?
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| − |
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| − | I don't know. Look!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, Patrick.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Let's get this crown
| + | |
| − | back to Bikini Bottom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Do you still have that bag of winds?
| + | |
| − | - I sure do.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Here you go.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Nothing. Nothing.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, let's go over the instructions.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Let's see, it says here, "Step one:
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| − | Point bag away from home. "
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Okay.
| + | |
| − | - "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - Right.
| + | |
| − | - "Step three:
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| − | Remove string from bag,
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| − | releasing the winds. "
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Check.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, that seems simple enough.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Point bag away from home,
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| − | feet firmly on ground,
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | pull string, releasing the winds.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, let's do it for real.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No, no, stop!
| + | |
| − | - I was bad, I'm sorry!
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Please, bag.
| + | |
| − | - I'm sorry, I just thought...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It was a mistake!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, no. How will we ever get
| + | |
| − | back to Bikini Bottom now?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I can take you there.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Who are you?
| + | |
| − | - I'm David Hasselhoff.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hooray!
| + | |
| − | - Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So where's your boat?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Boat?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Go, Hasselhoff.
| + | |
| − | - Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Krabs,
| + | |
| − | you know what today is?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sorry about this, calendar.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | March .
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait, that's not right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It should say
| + | |
| − | "The day that Krabs fries. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guess who's here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray for Hasselhoff!
| + | |
| − | Nothing can stop us now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Unidentified object
| + | |
| − | off the hindquarters.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It looks like...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...bigger boot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But how?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Dennis!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you miss me?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This is the best seat in the house.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, Neptune, let's get it on.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs,
| + | |
| − | your six-day reprieve is up,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and it is time for you to die.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Please, I didn't do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There is nothing else I can do.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You can give SpongeBob and Patrick
| + | |
| − | a little more time.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Except give SpongeBob and Patrick
| + | |
| − | a little more time...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What? Mindy, will you butt out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I won't have you stalling
| + | |
| − | this execution.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yes, you are.
| + | |
| − | - No, I'm not.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yes, you are.
| + | |
| − | You're doing it right now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - I'm stalling.
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Stalling?
| + | |
| − | - Stalling!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Stalling.
| + | |
| − | - Stalling!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, boy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, where were we?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick, run.
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm tired of running.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | If we run now, we'll never stop...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Run, SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Take it easy back there, fellas.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, be careful.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, kid, give it up.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Dennis always gets his man.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Never!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah! I did it!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You got guts, kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't know what Plankton's
| + | |
| − | paying you,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but if you let us go,
| + | |
| − | I can make it worth your while.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's gonna take a lot more than ...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What is this?
| + | |
| − | - That, sir, is five Goober dollars.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Legal tender at any participating
| + | |
| − | Goofy Goober...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got bubbles. Fun at parties.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My eyes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got you, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thanks, buddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thanks a lot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm through messing around.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | See you later, fools.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | See you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So you think...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...I'm...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...stalling.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Where am I, in Crazytown?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I have had enough of this nonsense!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You are to wait in the carriage
| + | |
| − | until the execution is done.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - But, Daddy...
| + | |
| − | - Now!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, no, no!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are,
| + | |
| − | you better hurry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, fellas, this is where you get off.
| + | |
| − | Bikini Bottom's directly below.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But we'll never be able
| + | |
| − | to float down in time.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who said anything about floating?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Initiating launch sequence.
| + | |
| − | - What the...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Did you see that?
| + | |
| − | - The control.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hands on deck.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...six, five...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...for you...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...three, two...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...to fry.
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | - ... one.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You done good, Hasselhoff.
| + | |
| − | You done...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray! We made it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We made it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My beautiful crown!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob? Patrick?
| + | |
| − | I knew you could do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sorry to rain
| + | |
| − | on your parade, Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, don't worry about me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My parade shall be quite dry
| + | |
| − | under my umbrella!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Umbrella?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, no.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, what happened?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Plankton cheated.
| + | |
| − | - Cheated?
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| − |
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| − | Hold on there, baldy.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Oh, grow up.
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| − |
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| − | What, you think this is a game
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| − | of kickball on the playground?
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | You never had a chance
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| − | to defeat me, fool.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And you know why?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Because you cheated?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, not because I cheated.
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| − | Because I'm an evil genius.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And you're just a kid.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | A stupid kid.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | I guess you're right, Plankton.
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| − | I am just a kid.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Of course I'm right.
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| − | Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And you know, I've been through
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| − | a lot in the past six days,
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | five minutes,
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| − | -and-a-half seconds.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | And if I've learned anything
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| − | during that time,
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | it's that you are who you are.
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | - That's right. Okay, Neptune...
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| − | - And no amount of mermaid magic...
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | ...or managerial promotion...
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| − |
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| − | ...or some other third thing...
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | ...can make me anything more
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| − | than what I really am inside:
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | - A kid.
| + | |
| − | - That's great.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Now, get back against the wall.
| + | |
| − | - But that's okay.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What? What's going on?
| + | |
| − | - Because I did
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | what everyone said
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| − | a kid couldn't do.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | I made it to Shell City,
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| − | and I beat the Cyclops,
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| − | | + | |
| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | and I rode the Hasselhoff,
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| − | and I brought the crown back.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - All right, we get the point.
| + | |
| − | - So, yeah, I'm a kid.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And I'm also a goofball.
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| − | And a wing nut.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What's going on here?
| + | |
| − | - But most of all, I'm...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
| + | |
| − | - I'm... I'm...
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What the scallop?!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! You're a Goofy Goober! We're all Goofy Goobers! Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah! Put your toys away, well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play I say no way. No way! No, no freaking way! I'm a kid, you say. When you say I'm a kid you say, "Say it again" And then I say thanks. Thanks! Thank you very much! So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try. The kid inside will set you free! I'm a Goofy Goober!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Plankton:'''(He is recovering from being hit) What's happening? (Looks at SpongeBob, who is now dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (Gives the slaves his next command) Seize him!
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. (They close in around SpongeBob, but SpongeBob bursts out in a
| + | |
| − | wizard costume, now playing a guitar. He uses it to zap a helmet off a fish)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Fish:''' I'm free. I've been freed!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' What? No! SpongeBob zaps two rows of helmets. They come off of their wearers)
| + | |
| − | My precious helmets! (SpongeBob zaps the helmets off Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and Gary)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Gary:''' Meow.
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| − | '''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
| + | |
| − | Karen, do something. Karen? (Karen is surfing the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to... (SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy. (She hands Neptune's his crown)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door. Fish block his way as they come
| + | |
| − | in)
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Fish:''' (points) Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
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| − | | + | |
| − | '''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The fish ignore him and run over to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)
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| − | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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| − | OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB, A FEW MINUTES LATER
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, I was just kidding.
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| − |
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| − |
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| − | Come on, you guys knew that,
| + | |
| − | didn't you?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With the helmets
| + | |
| − | and the big monuments...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I will destroy all of you!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Mindy, I have to admit,
| + | |
| − | you were right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Your compassion
| + | |
| − | for these sea creatures
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | proved a most admirable trait.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Without it, I would have never
| + | |
| − | again seen my beloved crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think you're going to make a fine
| + | |
| − | ruler of the sea one day.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Now, let's go home.
| + | |
| − | - Daddy,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | haven't you forgotten something?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What? Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs,
| + | |
| − | I forgot to unfreeze you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What the...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I guess I had it set to
| + | |
| − | "real boy" ending.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm sorry
| + | |
| − | for falsely freezing you, Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And may I say, sir,
| + | |
| − | you are a very lucky fellow
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | to have in your employ
| + | |
| − | such a brave, faithful
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and heroic young lad.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Where is he, anyway?
| + | |
| − | - I'm up here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm on it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Go to him now, Krabs.
| + | |
| − | Embrace him.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, me boy,
| + | |
| − | I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's a mistake I won't make again.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And now, SpongeBob,
| + | |
| − | I'm gonna do something
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | that I should've done six days ago.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mr. Squidward,
| + | |
| − | front and center, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think we all know who rightfully
| + | |
| − | deserves to wear that manager pin.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I couldn't agree more, sir.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Krabs:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs the manager pin) I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down. (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (Jumps high, almost hitting the roof. A few seconds later, the credits begin rolling)
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| − | -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| + | |
| − | THE THEATER
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | '''Captain:''' (After the movie is completely over) You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Captain:''' (Points his sword at her) What? Say that again, if you dare.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Usher:''' (Not looking frightened at all) You folks have to leave.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | '''Captain:''' Okay. (He and the rest of the pirates leave. The usher begins cleaning up)
| + | |
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS voiced by Tom Kenny
PATRICK STAR voiced by Bill Fagerbakke
SHELDON J. PLANKTON voiced by Doug 'Mr.' Lawrence
MINDY, NEPTUNE'S DAUGHTER voiced by Scarlet Johannson
KING NEPTUNE voiced by Jefrey Tambor
DENNIS THE MENACE
SpongeBob
Patrick
Sheldon J. Plankton
Mindy
King Neptune
Mr. Krabs
Dennis
Karen
Squidward
Sandy
Gary
Mrs. Puff
Attendants
Larry the Lobster
Monsters
Tough Fish
Other Bikini Bottomites
