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Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward
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Squidward had a Krabby Patty | Squidward had a Krabby Patty | ||
Who's face was white as snow. | Who's face was white as snow. | ||
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| + | Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the ordanairy clock ticks backwards. | ||
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| + | (Music continues) | ||
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| + | Squdward: Hold on a second | ||
Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime? <br> | Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime? <br> | ||
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Episode Article: The Two Faces of Squidward
Characters
Dialogue
Music: Squidward Had a Krabby Patty
Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the ordanairy clock ticks backwards.
(Music continues)
Squdward: Hold on a second
Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime?
SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes)
Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!
Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop brining neighbors to work!
Patrick: We're not just neighbors.
SpongeBob: You can say that again!
Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes)
Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes!
Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this!
(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door)
SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son...
SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it...(SpongeBob is crying)
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We Should know...
SpongeBob: No, please, please don't...
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves)
SpongeBob: Two weeks, I'll never make it. (SpongeBob fell down)
Nurse: Morining SpongeBob, you're early today.
SpongeBob: Good mornin' nurse Pregid. Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here, I;m going to remove his bandages and he made me sware to keep you far away from him.
SpongeBob: It had been two weeks already! (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Ok as long as you stay at the other side (sighs) right (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: Don't rush it!, Sorry go ahead. Wait!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: What is it? (angrily)
SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera?
Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please just let me work.
SpongeBob: Very well doctor, carry on.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I?
SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must pospone the operation.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyement and it's not yet been plugged in the wall!
SpongeBob: You're right doctor proceed with tever. Hold it!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?!
(On the television)
Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this, surely we can use a less dangerous procedure after all we have to start thinking about the welfero... (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV)
SpongeBob: Wait!
Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time?
SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interupting you before.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: I...I...I can't belive it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam collapses)
Squidward: SpongeBob
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Squidward: How does it look?
SpongeBob: Great Neptune...
Squidward: Come on spit it out, I can take it.
Nurse: Time for your medicine Mister...Mister...Mmmm...Handsome... (The nurse melted)
Squidward: What did she call me?
SpongeBob: Handsome, but she spelled it wrong.
Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the? Wait a second that nurse is right. I am handsome.
SpongeBob: Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk!
(People then started to notice Squidward)
Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints)
Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faints)
Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello Handsome.
SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, people seemed to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before.
Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome!
SpongeBob: If that's even possible.
Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk.
Blind Man: I could see!
Fat Student Fish: I could fly! uhh, ohh (starts to fly) my shoe's untied (his shoe falls).
Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer.
SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine?! (shocked then the crowd cheers).
Squidward: Well SpongeBob, earlier today my spine was hurting, now I'm resting on fine leather upholstery (Limo stops at Squidward's house while the crowd cheers for them).
SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna clip my toenails Squidward, don't forget to enjoy being handsome.
Squidward: Oh, don't worry.
Crowd: (cheers) Handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome...(night time and crowd still keeps on cheering for Squidward until dawn).
Squidward: Huh? Well better go greet the commoners.
Crowd: Handsome, handsome, handsome...
Squidward: Good morning my people! Sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I (laughs) stranger to seen, need my beauty sleep.
Male Fish #3: I want his shirt!
Male Fish #4: I want his eyelids! (crowd rips his shirt)
Squidward: I guessed I kept them waiting a little too long. I know, a little music should soothe their hunger (plays the clarinet).
Male Fish #5: Hey what is that sound?
Male Fish #6: Wait that's him the handsome man (crowd cheers).
Squidward: Beautiful and talented, what more do they want? Don't worry folks, there's more where that came from...Hey! (a guy stole his clarinet)
Male Fish: #?: I got the clarinet (crowd rips the shirt of the fish who got Squidward's clarinet and broke his clarinet).
Squidward: (smells the liquid soap) There's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can't cure. Hey my grandmother gave me that soap! Well no one ever said it'll be easy being so handsome Squiddy. You'll just start getting used to be..ahh! (a big female fish with 4 eyes pop out of his bath tub)
Big Female Fish: Hi Handsome...
Male Fish #7: Handsome!
Female Fish #8: Handsome!
Female Fish #9: Handsome! Lets Get him!
Squidward: Ahh!!! (jumps out of the window). SpongeBob! You gotta help me. They stole my bubble bath. It ain't all is cramp up to be. I want my own life back.
SpongeBob: Hmmm...I know just what to do. (crowed chases Squidward and SpongeBob)
Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What've you done? You know the Krusty Krab means to me don't ya?, you took it upon yourself to bring all these, these customers, to me. Hey, don't worry folks, There's plenty of Squidward to go around. So everybody just line up and get your pocket bucks out, first will be $14.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward.
Squidward: We don't have much time, take the door and change me back.
Mr. Krabs: And I even throw in a soft drink for an extra $3.
Squidward: Come on SpongeBob take the door and smash my face back!
SpongeBob: I can't! One thing is doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose.
Squidward: You better hurt me or I really gonna hurt you!
SpongeBob: Well ok...
Squidward: Don't hold back SpongeBob, just really let me have it.
SpongeBob: Just remember Squidward, this is going to hurt me more that it going to hurt you.
Squidward: Uhh...Ok, just let me just memo...(SpongeBob slams the door on Squidward's face) Duowhh!!! Hey I wasn't ready. (slam!) Would you mind waiting till I... (slam!)
SpongeBob: Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again (slam). Nope, still too handsome (slam!). Still not working, maybe I'm not doing it hard enough (slam!).
Squidward: Spohh... hang up a sec (slams the door over and over again)...le me...uhuhhh... (Squidward becomes even more handsome).
SpongeBob: Yeeks!!! Squidward your even more handsome now! The crowd is in a frenzy.
Squidward: Well SpongeBob it was you who got me into this mess, now have to get me out again!
SpongeBob: I know Squidward! I'll think of something! huh!!! I just need, I just need...(a shoe from outside will be hitting Squidward and SpongeBob springs into action)
Squidward: (In slow motion) Get me to...
SpongeBob: Squidward! look out for that falling shoe!
Squidward: Huh? (SpongeBob pushes Squidward and hits the pole) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Squidward...
Squidward: SpongeBob...
SpongeBob: You're back! Oh Squidward...I love you no matter how many times we've smash your face.
Squidward: Almost wished that meant something (crowd leaves after seeing Squidward not handsome anymore).
Mr. Krabs: Hey Where you going? Don't leave me. Please I'm beggin' ya. Look I can make him handsome again. Watch! (slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly) See, his getting handsome. It just takes a little effort, just a little elbow grease. Please! Come back....!!!
