Episode Transcript: The Cent of Money

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Spongebob: Doo, doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm sorry Gary. I thought you were gonna'... (Spongebob is pushed down) Wow. This town is sure going down hill. (Bumps into Mr Krabs's parked boat)Uhh. Mr. Krabs. What are you doing out here.

Mr. Krabs: Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. (The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". (Gary's eyes start wiggling) What's happening to your little critter here?

Spongebob: I don't know. But when he does that he usally finds change.

Mr. Krabs: Change? As in legal tender.

Spongebob: Yeah. Watch. (A penny flies onto Gary's shell)

Mr. Krabs: Wow. Shiver me shellwax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle.

Spongebob: You mean snail.

Mr. Krabs: Thank you Spongebob. How about you bring you're Sneagle into work with ye.

Spongebob: You said pets were not nothing but deseise carring vermans that should never be brought to the workplace.

Mr. Krabs: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent.

Spongebob: But the whole process causes Gary big misconfort. I could never do it to him.

Mr. Krabs: I could.

(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab. Money flies from the floor onto Gary's shell and Mr. Krabs takes it)

Mr. Krabs: There you go. Bring in that change.(Money comes from the order boat and then from a piecxe of gum) I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr!

Spongebob: What's so funny, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Uhh... Spongebob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster.

Spongebob: Done and done!

Mr. Krabs: Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak.

Spongebob: Yes sir!

Gary: (gets the coins on his shell)

Nat Peterson: Hey! What are you doing with my change!?

Mr. Krabs: Anything on the floor gains. (Gary gets change from two people)

Fish #1: Hey! (Money goes into Mr. Krab's pockets. The back of Mr Krab's pants falls off and a lot of money comes out)

Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets!(Everyone leaves) Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya!(Slams the door)Ahh. I was abou to close up shop anyways.

Spongebob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.

Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. (Slams a brush in Spongebob's mouth) Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.

Spongebob: Gary.

(Scene skips to Goo Lagoon)

Mr. Krabs: (Uses Gary like a detecter. Money comes from the ground and then a sun bather)Heh, heh. Ecscuse me mam.

(Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom)

Mr Krabs: (Still using Gary like a detecter. Money comes from a sewer) Dirty money spends just like the clean. (Bumps into Spongebob)

Spongebob: I've finished greasing the fryer. (Barths up money)

Mr. Krabs: You sure make easy work.

Spongebob: Try telling that to my frizzled hands. (Hands decinigrate)

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But you still have work to do.

Spongebob: I do?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. How about you rearange the wall ribits from smallest to largest.

Spongebob: But aren't they the same size.

Mr. Krabs: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look.