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You're Old is a song from an unknown artist in the episode: [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
  
'''You're Old''' is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station [[KOLD]] in the episode: [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
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You're old (you're old...)
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Groaning like a geezer
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Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been
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Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
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'Cause you're old
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Mmmm...
  
'''Shortened Version:'''
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  You're old (you're old...)
  You're old (you're old...),
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  A wheezing, decrepit windbag
  Groaning like a geezer,
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  Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls
  Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been,
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  Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls
  Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
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  Man, you're old
  'Cause you're old...!
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Mm-hmm... (you're old...)
'''Full Version:'''
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  You're old
You're old (you're old...),
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[[Category:Song text]]
  Groaning like a geezer,
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Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been,
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Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
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'Cause you're old...!
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Mmmm...!
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You're old (you're old...),
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{{Slogan}}
A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
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Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
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Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
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Man, you're old,
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Mm-hmm...! (you're old...)
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You're old...!
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[[Category:Song text]]
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