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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | + | Narrator: A slow day at the Krusty Krab.<br> | |
| − | SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. ( | + | SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (holds up a patty in each hand) Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly |
| − | tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... ( | + | tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (throws them on the floor and Patrick slides the patties across the room) |
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| − | Patrick: A one-way ticket to | + | Patrick: A one-way ticket to pain!! (slams into the wall by Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs’ window breaks off the wall)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Heave-ho!<br> | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: What the devilfish is going on out here?! Time is money, and if you boys are wasting time, then you’re wasting |
| + | money! (walks up to SpongeBob) And that’s just sick!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way it can work is for us to get hurt. Real | |
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| − | SpongeBob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way | + | |
Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?<br> | Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Uhh... (holds up his magazine over his face)<br> | |
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super...<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me. (scene cuts to |
| + | the three of them standing in front of Mr. Krabs' house) Now, are you men ready for your super...<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: ( | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: (eyes get bigger) Super...<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Special | + | Mr. Krabs: Special...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: ( | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: (eyes get bigger) Special...<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Secret...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: ( | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: (faces are small as they whisper) Secret...<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Assignment? <br> | + | Mr. Krabs: Assignment?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: ( | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: (faces get really big) Assignment?!?!<br>Patrick: put us out of misery! spongebob:i gotta know!! i gotta know! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! ( | + | Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (opens his front door)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: Yay!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: But, let me give you two a warning. This here paint is absolutely permanent. It will never come off. So if I |
| + | see even one drop on anything but wall, I’ll have your rear ends cut off... (holds up two empty plaques, each with their | ||
| + | names on it) ...and mounted over me fireplace! So, have fun with the job! (shuts the door with them inside his house)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take this stuff off | |
| + | the walls?<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: No way, SpongeBob, we’re not getting paid to move things.<br> | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Well that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s final!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Ok, then we’ll just paint around all this stuff.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Good, just don’t pay me.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: First we need to set up the tarp.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Tarp ahoy! (spreads the tarp on the floor but its a tiny piece)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. (scene cuts to more tarp on the floor but not the entire floor) Now |
| + | that’s what I’m talking about. Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: That will never ever come off.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: And mount them on the wall. (SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries opening the lid) Careful, Spongebob. |
| + | Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob!! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Oh. Now it’s my turn! (takes out a giant axe and hits the paint can with it. SpongeBob grabs the can)<br> | |
| − | Patrick | + | SpongeBob: I think I should do this one too, Patrick. (carefully opens up the lid. When he does, a paint drop bounces on |
| + | each tarp then back into the can)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Well that was a rip-off.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let’s get our brushes ready. (holds up a brush) Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. | |
| + | (takes a brush and gets a hair out of his nose. Patrick gets all his hairs out of his nose on his brush) All right, | ||
| + | Patrick, gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we’re not allowed to get on anything but the | ||
| + | wall. Well, here we go.<br> | ||
| − | + | Narrator: One hour later.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (still standing in the same spot) Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this | |
| + | wall.<br> | ||
| − | + | Narrator: Two hours later.<br> | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: (still standing in the same spot) I’m getting to the painting.<br> |
| − | + | Narrator: Three hours later.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards.<br> | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: No problem. Here I go. (makes a line of paint going down the wall. The paint starts going down but SpongeBob |
| + | blows it one direction then another then another til he gets a blow dryer and blows the paint off the wall) Yeah! huh? | ||
| + | (notices the big paint bubble) Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Oh, I know! (takes a wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble) Two giant paint bubbles!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: No!! (two giant paint bubbles merge into one) Patrick? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (puts an inflator into the bubble) Nonsense! (blows the bubble bigger until it pops. The paint splatters all | |
| + | over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on | ||
| + | the wall)<br> | ||
| − | '' | + | SpongeBob: We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on... Flappin' flotsam! What's that?! |
| + | (a dollar on the wall has a dot of paint on it. SpongeBob’s eyes break and drip on the floor) We’re dead, Patrick! Do you | ||
| + | know what that is?<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Hmmm...it’s a dollar. I win!<br><br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it!<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: I think you are over-reacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any paint.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Ok, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. (tries to wipe the paint off with his tie but makes |
| + | the paint even more noticeable) I think I got it. (wipes it more but it gets worse)<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Oh, now I see it!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to |
| + | his first dollar... (scene cuts to SpongeBob & Patrick's butt on the wall while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire) | ||
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| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said...<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with something! (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing |
| + | machine)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Did it work? (Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, in his hands) |
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| − | + | Patrick: No. (scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar in Patrick's hand)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Did it work? (Patrick’s hands are gone)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Nope. (scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose)<br> | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | SpongeBob: Did it work? (Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water)<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Nope. (scene cuts to SpongeBob banging on the dollar Patrick is holding, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace) |
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| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Nothing’s working!<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! we’re not cavemen! (walks over to a computer) We have technology! (picks up the computer and |
| + | smashes it on the dollar)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: It didn’t work.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not |
| + | like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall, no | ||
| + | one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall!<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, take out your wallet.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: (takes out a dollar) I don’t see where you’re going with this...hey, a dollar!<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to is...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending | |
| − | + | machine) No...why’d you put it in the... (he dollar comes out) Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it | |
| − | + | back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it, get it! (Patrick pushes it back in | |
| − | + | again then walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob)<br> | |
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| − | SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) | + | |
Patrick: Wanna bite?<br> | Patrick: Wanna bite?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Ok, ok, we still have time! (looks in a mirror) Don’t panic SpongeBob, panic is the enemy. You are strong. |
| + | Through your strength, you shall overcome! (Mr. Krabs is approaching the door)<br> | ||
| − | Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own | + | Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own pal. (walks away)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: (screams) Hurry Patrick, put the dollar back on the wall! I got an idea! (Mr. Krabs enters his dark house where |
| + | all the lights are off)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: What the | + | Mr. Krabs: What the...?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great. |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. (lights turn on)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You | + | Mr. Krabs: You two look like you got a dirty little secret. Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad boys, not |
| + | bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going... | + | SpongeBob: Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going...<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Flippin' fish | + | Mr. Krabs: Flippin' fish parcels! look what you did! (both start to beg to Mr. Krabs) Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! |
| − | + | That was really nice. Great Barrier Reef!! what’s this? (both start to beg again) Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just | |
| + | painted itself on its own. (wall is decorated with tiny ships) That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam!!!!!!!!! you messed up my dollar... (runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly) ...rama! All the dolls in this dollarama were | ||
| + | perfectly aligned! (straightens one of the dolls to an upright position)<br> | ||
| − | + | Doll: Mama.<br> | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. (runs |
| + | into a long pile of paintings) Ow!!!!! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of painting jutting from the wall where me | ||
| + | first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or | ||
| + | this one. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or this one. | ||
| + | (takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.<br> |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?<br> | |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Boo!<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. (SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor) All right, now you’re just being |
| + | silly. (takes SpongeBob off the wall) Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs!<br> | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: And you | + | Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! (dollars is drawn on with green crayon)<br> |
| − | + | Patrick: I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: All right boys, you know what I’ve got to do now?<br> | |
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SpongeBob: You mean our butts?<br> | SpongeBob: You mean our butts?<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? ( | + | Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then Mr. Krabs puts |
| + | the dollar back up on the wall)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new. | + | Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new. (SpongeBob & Patrick are in amaze) Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with |
| + | saliva! (laughs)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob | + | SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint is permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful not to get |
| + | paint on anything!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with you! (laughs. SpongeBob & Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the |
| + | place while he is laughing) The old man’s still got it! (the paint comes off the wall from the spit) Aww, crud, I really | ||
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