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Editing Episode Transcript: SpongeBob You're Fired
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an axe) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired! | '''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an axe) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired! | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps, then | + | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps, then wails) No, not that! Anything but that! |
'''Mr. Krabs''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from SpongeBob's hand, but it doesn't let go) | '''Mr. Krabs''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from SpongeBob's hand, but it doesn't let go) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': (temporarily stops | + | '''SpongeBob''': (temporarily stops wailing) Here, I'll get that for you. (rips his arm off, then continues to cry) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need. | ||
− | (SpongeBob | + | (SpongeBob wails loudly so much his tears flood the Krusty Krab) |
'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer. | '''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer. | ||
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Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves] | Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves] | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula! [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts | + | '''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula! [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts wailing again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts wailing in pain too. Stops when he hears distant sobbing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.] Patrick, what's wrong? |
'''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying] | '''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying] | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Free | + | '''Patrick''': Free French fries? |
'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... | '''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Fried | + | '''Patrick''': Fried Frittatas? |
'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... | '''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f... | '''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f... | ||
− | '''Patrick''': I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter | + | '''Patrick''': I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "c", SpongeBob. |
'''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired. | '''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired. |