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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
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*[[TattleTale Strangler]] | *[[TattleTale Strangler]] | ||
*[[Police]] | *[[Police]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in) | (first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in) | ||
SpongeBob: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)<br> | SpongeBob: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)<br> | ||
− | + | ''Lady: On Time Percentage: 100%.'' (the scene starts again. Squidward walks up to the time clock)<br> | |
Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi-- (scene pauses again)<br> | Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi-- (scene pauses again)<br> | ||
− | + | ''Lady: On Time Percentage: 12%.'' (the screen un-pauses)<br> | |
Squidward: --graine. Heh, heh, heh.<br> | Squidward: --graine. Heh, heh, heh.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Hold that thought, Squidward. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May Neptune shine | SpongeBob: Hold that thought, Squidward. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May Neptune shine | ||
brightly on my harvest. (laughs. SpongeBob walks out with a bunch of trash stuff with him) Litter. (picks up trash) Looks | brightly on my harvest. (laughs. SpongeBob walks out with a bunch of trash stuff with him) Litter. (picks up trash) Looks | ||
− | like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy | + | like someone missed the trash basket, huh, [[Mr. Candy Wrapper]]? (laughs) Kids these days. (another piece of trash falls to |
the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and | the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and | ||
− | SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) '''WHERE IS ALL THIS LITTER COMING FROM | + | SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) '''WHERE IS ALL THIS LITTER COMING FROM?!''' (SpongeBob notices someone tossing trash out |
of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.<br> | of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.<br> | ||
− | + | [[Tattletale Strangler]]: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the [[police]]? (police arrive)<br> | |
SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)<br> | SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)<br> | ||
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desserts.<br> | desserts.<br> | ||
− | Squidward: Whatever. Huh? (notices the Strangler in the police car) SpongeBob, don't you know who that is? | + | [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Whatever. Huh? (notices the Strangler in the police car) SpongeBob, don't you know who that is? |
SpongeBob: Who?<br> | SpongeBob: Who?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Who?<br> | SpongeBob: Who?<br> | ||
− | Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in. | + | Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle |
+ | anyone who turns him in. | ||
(STRANGLER ROARING) | (STRANGLER ROARING) | ||
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SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?<br> | SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?<br> | ||
− | Officer Malley: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time. (SpongeBob walks up to the police)<br> | + | [[Officer Malley]]: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time. (SpongeBob walks up to the police)<br> |
SpongeBob: Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?<br> | SpongeBob: Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?<br> | ||
− | Officer Nancy: Who, Strangler?<br> | + | [[Officer Nancy]]: Who, Strangler?<br> |
SpongeBob: Yeah, Strangler.<br> | SpongeBob: Yeah, Strangler.<br> | ||
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Officer Nancy: Oops, not again! (Strangler is missing)<br> | Officer Nancy: Oops, not again! (Strangler is missing)<br> | ||
− | Officer Malley: Yep, he got away. (SpongeBob | + | Officer Malley: Yep, he got away. (SpongeBob screams then walks up to the police)<br> |
SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?<br> | SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?<br> | ||
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I need a bodyguard.<br> | I need a bodyguard.<br> | ||
− | Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I wasn't five-time ' | + | Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I wasn't five-time '[[Golden Claws]]' in the navy for nothin'! When he sees me moves, he'll be running |
scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?<br> | scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: This would be him, Mr. Krabs. (takes out a wanted poster)<br> | + | SpongeBob: This would be him, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. (takes out a wanted poster)<br> |
− | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: (screams) The Tattletale Strangler? (his eyes go into his body) Go away, SpongeBob! Take your death cloud with |
you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a | you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a | ||
− | plate. Then a construction worker | + | plate. Then a construction worker, and some guys at the [[Tough Tavern]]) |
SpongeBob: (at the bus stop) Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. (Strangler is on the | SpongeBob: (at the bus stop) Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. (Strangler is on the | ||
bench reading a newspaper)<br> | bench reading a newspaper)<br> | ||
− | Strangler: | + | Strangler: [[Bodyguard]], huh? I might be able to help you out. (SpongeBob walks over)<br> |
SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. (holds up | SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. (holds up | ||
− | the wanted poster. The Strangler reveals himself wearing a Fake Mustache)<br> | + | the wanted poster. The Strangler reveals himself wearing a [[Fake Mustache]])<br> |
Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.<br> | Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.<br> | ||
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with a walker) Or that baby. (points to a baby in a stroller)<br> | with a walker) Or that baby. (points to a baby in a stroller)<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Or that pebble. Or that stick. Or that receipt for the | + | SpongeBob: Or that pebble. Or that stick. Or that receipt for the [[Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium]]!<br> |
Strangler: Huh? Uhh, that's mine. (picks it up and puts it in his pocket)<br> | Strangler: Huh? Uhh, that's mine. (picks it up and puts it in his pocket)<br> | ||
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Strangler: Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled...err, I mean, uhh, protected. (laughs as the lights | Strangler: Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled...err, I mean, uhh, protected. (laughs as the lights | ||
− | grow dim) Perfect. (SpongeBob laughs | + | grow dim) Perfect. (SpongeBob laughs until he turns the lights on again)<br> |
SpongeBob: Ah, but first I gotta do a few errands.<br> | SpongeBob: Ah, but first I gotta do a few errands.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: I'll take both! (scene cuts to 'Dry Cleaning While-U-Wait')<br> | SpongeBob: I'll take both! (scene cuts to 'Dry Cleaning While-U-Wait')<br> | ||
− | [[ | + | [[Dry Cleaner]]: Here you go, [[Mr. SquarePants]]. (he hands him his clothes)<br> |
SpongeBob: Hmmm.<br> | SpongeBob: Hmmm.<br> | ||
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Strangler: Can we just go to [[SpongeBob's House|your house]]?! (scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house)<br> | Strangler: Can we just go to [[SpongeBob's House|your house]]?! (scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house)<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Here we are, SquarePants Manor! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard | + | SpongeBob: Here we are, [[SquarePants Manor]]! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard |
a fella could hope to have.<br> | a fella could hope to have.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?<br> | SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?<br> | ||
− | + | [[Narrator]]: Twenty minutes later... (SpongeBob is still searching for his key)<br> | |
SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?<br> | SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work? Oh, how'd you guys know?<br> | SpongeBob: A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work? Oh, how'd you guys know?<br> | ||
− | Patrick: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler | + | [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler |
sits down in SpongeBob's chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)<br> | sits down in SpongeBob's chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], bye [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], bye Larry, bye Pearl, bye Mrs. Puff, bye Squidward, bye | + | SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], bye [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], bye [[Larry]], bye [[Pearl]], bye [[Mrs. Puff]], bye Squidward, bye eh the rest (everyone else leaves walks back into the house and laughs) Ahh, alone at last. (the Strangler wakes up)<br> |
Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?<br> | Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Oh yeah.<br> | SpongeBob: Oh yeah.<br> | ||
− | Strangler: In that case... (laughs | + | Strangler: In that case... (laughs evilly until Patrick appears out of nowhere)<br> |
Patrick: Great parties, huh?<br> | Patrick: Great parties, huh?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.<br> | SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.<br> | ||
− | Strangler: ' | + | [[Episode Transcript: Shell of a Man|Strangler: He's not the Strangler!<br> |
SpongeBob: He's not?<br> | SpongeBob: He's not?<br> | ||
− | Strangler: (rips his mustache | + | Strangler: (rips off his mustache) I am!!]]<br> |
SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?<br> | SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?<br> | ||
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Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) <br> | Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) <br> | ||
− | Strangler: | + | Strangler: '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' |
Strangler: I can't take it!<br> | Strangler: I can't take it!<br> | ||
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Strangler: Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! (SpongeBob chases after the taxi)<br> | Strangler: Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! (SpongeBob chases after the taxi)<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: I'm not safe! Come back! (taxi goes to the [[Bikini Bottom | + | SpongeBob: I'm not safe! Come back! (taxi goes to the [[Bikini Bottom Airport]] and drives onto a plane)<br> |
Strangler: Finally, away from that guy.<br> | Strangler: Finally, away from that guy.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls | SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls | ||
his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that | his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that | ||
− | plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the [[Police Station]]. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!<br> | + | plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the [[Bikini |
+ | Bottom Police Station Jail]]. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!<br> | ||
Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall) | Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall) | ||
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Officer Nancy: Good work, SpongeBob. You put the Strangler behind bars.<br> | Officer Nancy: Good work, SpongeBob. You put the Strangler behind bars.<br> | ||
− | Strangler: At least I'm safe from that yellow idiot. (Patrick is in the same cell as the Strangler)<br> | + | Strangler: At least I'm safe from that [[The Drifter|yellow idiot]]. (Patrick is in the same cell as the Strangler)<br> |
Patrick: Hey, Mac, what're you in for? | Patrick: Hey, Mac, what're you in for? | ||
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