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'''SpongeBob''': I think we better raise the bar. (bubble-wipe to the tryouts where Squidward sits down on the bench) | '''SpongeBob''': I think we better raise the bar. (bubble-wipe to the tryouts where Squidward sits down on the bench) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob & Patrick''': Hiya, Squidward. | + | '''SpongeBob & Patrick'''': Hiya, Squidward. |
'''Squidward''': Oh, great. The flying Gyvonne Brothers. Just ignore them, Squidward. | '''Squidward''': Oh, great. The flying Gyvonne Brothers. Just ignore them, Squidward. | ||
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'''Squidward''': What? | '''Squidward''': What? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I think I'm suffering for my art now. ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': I think I'm suffering for my art now. (cut to the dance recital where a fish is already dancing) Good gravy. Get a load of the talent here. |
'''Squidward''': Oh, please. Just wait until you see my brilliant moves. (the fish who is dancing falls on his face. The crowd gasps as the judges give him a total score of 5. The next dancer is a whale balancing a ball on its head. The judges' total score is 23.5. The next dancer is a giant sea horse. Then a dancer who can balance coins on his arms while jumping up and | '''Squidward''': Oh, please. Just wait until you see my brilliant moves. (the fish who is dancing falls on his face. The crowd gasps as the judges give him a total score of 5. The next dancer is a whale balancing a ball on its head. The judges' total score is 23.5. The next dancer is a giant sea horse. Then a dancer who can balance coins on his arms while jumping up and | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, my goodness. I am honored to be in the presence of such divine talent. (he bows) | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, my goodness. I am honored to be in the presence of such divine talent. (he bows) | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Quit groveling. Where is your dignity? ( | + | '''Squidward''': Quit groveling. Where is your dignity? (His arm pulls SpongeBob up, then slaps him) These losers are here to worship us-- I mean ''me.'' By the end of the night I'll have them on their knees just begging for more. |
'''Female''': (over loudspeaker) Now that's what I like to call a hard act to follow. Next up, we have SpongeBob SquarePants. | '''Female''': (over loudspeaker) Now that's what I like to call a hard act to follow. Next up, we have SpongeBob SquarePants. | ||
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'''Scottish Octopus''': We're 9 dancers, actually. (lifts his kilt up to show 8 little ones around his legs) | '''Scottish Octopus''': We're 9 dancers, actually. (lifts his kilt up to show 8 little ones around his legs) | ||
| − | '''Dancer #4''': (takes | + | '''Dancer #4''': (takes Frank (Muscular Goldfish) out of his pants) Does this count? |
'''Judge #2''': Isn't there a single dancer here who is not assisted by a partner? | '''Judge #2''': Isn't there a single dancer here who is not assisted by a partner? | ||
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'''Patrick''': (screams again) Thanks. | '''Patrick''': (screams again) Thanks. | ||
| − | '''French Narrator''': | + | '''French Narrator''': Epilogue. |
'''Sadie Rechid (Mom)''': Tommy? I've got a fresh load of laundr-- (screams as she thinks Tommy is having a seizure on the floor) Tommy, oh, oh, dear me, no! (dials 911) Hello, it's an emergency! My son! He's-- | '''Sadie Rechid (Mom)''': Tommy? I've got a fresh load of laundr-- (screams as she thinks Tommy is having a seizure on the floor) Tommy, oh, oh, dear me, no! (dials 911) Hello, it's an emergency! My son! He's-- | ||
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'''All''': Yeah! (Tommy's mom sets up the music. Everybody dances "the cramp" while they scream) | '''All''': Yeah! (Tommy's mom sets up the music. Everybody dances "the cramp" while they scream) | ||
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