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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
− | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob | + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] |
− | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick | + | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] |
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[Lou]] | *[[Lou]] | ||
*[[Police|Officer Malley]] | *[[Police|Officer Malley]] | ||
*[[Police|Officer Durado]] | *[[Police|Officer Durado]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br> | ||
− | (Patrick stops after | + | (Patrick stops after Spongebob)<br> |
− | '''Patrick''': Wait | + | '''Patrick''': Wait Spongebob. Is there store balloons (gasp) I know what I want to do today! I need some money. (Patrick looks in both his empty pockets, and then |
decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket) Oh, I don’t have any | decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket) Oh, I don’t have any | ||
money! (Pleading to SpongeBob) SpongeBob! I want a balloon really, really badly! (His eye veins start growing.) REALLY, | money! (Pleading to SpongeBob) SpongeBob! I want a balloon really, really badly! (His eye veins start growing.) REALLY, | ||
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(Before SpongeBob and Patrick can do anything about it, an unseen archer pops the balloon with a bow and arrow. Both of them look flabbergasted and sullen.)<br> | (Before SpongeBob and Patrick can do anything about it, an unseen archer pops the balloon with a bow and arrow. Both of them look flabbergasted and sullen.)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It popped.<br> |
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+ | (Both take another look, still quiet. They realize that it popped and start screaming.)<br> | ||
'''Patrick''': How are we going to return it now SpongeBob!?<br> | '''Patrick''': How are we going to return it now SpongeBob!?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': (put his hands in the, umm, “air”) I got the air!<br> | '''Patrick''': (put his hands in the, umm, “air”) I got the air!<br> | ||
− | + | (The two hectically try to put the two components back together, but can’t.)<br> | |
'''SpongeBob:''' We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess?!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess?!<br> | ||
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(A crowd gathers around admiring the show)<br> | (A crowd gathers around admiring the show)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (yelling) It’s not working! |
'''Squidward (offscreen)''' I really thought it would work. | '''Squidward (offscreen)''' I really thought it would work. |