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[episode begins at Krusty Krab]
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Patrick: Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.  
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SpongeBob: Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way I could've spent my lunch break. [slurps his drink and makes a relaxed face] Ahh.  
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Patrick: That's a pretty cool face. [chuckles] Check you this one out. [chomps, chews]
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SpongeBob: [laughs] I love it. What do you think of this? Awoo! [laughs]
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Patrick: Oh, hey, how about this? [dolphin call]
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SpongeBob: That's awesome! [SpongeBob and Patrick both laugh]
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Mr. Krabs: [snores] Ooh. I know that sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs] SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?  
 
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SpongeBob: Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and I were making faces at each other.  
Episode Article: [[Face Freeze!]]
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Patrick: Funny faces make me laugh! [laughs]
 
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Mr. Krabs: What?! Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?  
==Characters==
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SpongeBob: Why, is there something wrong?  
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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Mr. Krabs: Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?  
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Uh, no!  
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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Mr. Krabs: Let me tell you the story of... Face Freeze! [thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly] It were a cold day, in November, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was to stick his tongue out. [Fred raspberries and laughs] But what he really liked, was sticking his tongue at people. [Fred raspberries and laughs, Norma and green Monroe gasp]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
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Norma Rechid: How rude! [Monroe cries]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
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[Fred raspberries]
 
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Mr. Krabs: Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, [Fred raspberries] his face froze with his tongue sticking out...  
==Dialogue==
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Fred: Huh, huh... Huh?  
(episode begins at the Krusty Krab)
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Mr. Krabs: ...permanently!  
 
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Mable: Weirdo.  
'''Patrick:''' Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.  
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Fred: [muffled] No... no!  
 
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Mr. Krabs: He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way I could've spent my lunch break. (slurps his drink and makes a relaxed face) Ahh.  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, no!  
 
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Mr. Krabs: So are you gonna keep making faces, boys?  
'''Patrick:''' That's a pretty cool face. (chuckles) Check you this one out. (chomps and chews)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Mm-mm.  
 
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Mr. Krabs: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.  
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) I love it. What do you think of this? Awoo! (laughs)
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SpongeBob: I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.  
 
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Patrick: Done and done.  
'''Patrick:''' Oh, hey, how about this? (makes a dolphin call)
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SpongeBob: Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.  
 
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Patrick: Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.  
'''SpongeBob:''' That's awesome! (he and SpongeBob both laugh)
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SpongeBob: Yeah. This is... [gulps] easy. How you holding up?  
 
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Patrick: Huh, fine. You?  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (snores) Ooh. I know that sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?  
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[SpongeBob grunts, but makes an T-shaped face and laughs]
 
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Patrick: [laughs] Dun ah eeh.  
'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and I were making faces at each other.  
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[SpongeBob and Patrick are both laughing, until SpongeBob stops and looks at his himself]
 
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SpongeBob: Hey! [Patrick is still ignoring him while laughing] Patrick. [pulls out a megaphone] Patrick!  
'''Patrick:''' Funny faces make me laugh! (laughs)
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Patrick: What?  
 
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SpongeBob: Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' What?! Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?  
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[Patrick stretching]
 
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Patrick: Gosh, you're right.  
'''SpongeBob:''' Why, is there something wrong?  
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SpongeBob: Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true, let's make lots of faces.  
 
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Patrick: You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?  
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]
 
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Patrick: [laughs] Aye yi yi yi!  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Uh, no!  
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SpongeBob: [laughs] Aw!  
 
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[montage of SpongeBob and Patrick making grotesque faces]
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Let me tell you the story of... Face Freeze! (thunder claps. SpongeBob and Patrick's teeth are chattering, and both are breathing quickly) It were a cold day, in November, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. (Fred, serving as the main "man," walks out of his house and makes a face) And the one he liked best was to stick his tongue out. (Fred makes a raspberry and laughs) But what he really liked, was sticking his tongue at people. (Fred raspberries and laughs. Norma and green Monroe gasp)
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Patrick: Phee!  
 
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SpongeBob: Ay yi yi yi yi yi!  
'''Norma Rechid:''' How rude! (Monroe cries. Fred makes a raspberry)
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Patrick: Dun ree ah yee!  
 
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SpongeBob: Doy doy doy doy!  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, (Fred raspberries) his face froze with his tongue sticking out...  
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Patrick: Ah ah ooh!  
 
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SpongeBob: Duh!  
'''Fred:''' Huh, huh... Huh?  
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Patrick: Aydh!  
 
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SpongeBob: Awoot duh doo!  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' ...permanently!  
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Patrick: Looo ooo ooo!  
 
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SpongeBob: Day ah dah da dah!  
'''Mable:''' Weirdo.  
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
 
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SpongeBob: I can't breathe! [SpongeBob grabs a mirror and they look into it] Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.  
'''Fred:''' (muffled) No... no!  
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Patrick: Yes! But, how to choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, [Makes his eyes go up to the top of his head] uh? And then slip into an overbite. [Pulling out upper jaw] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.  
 
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SpongeBob: [chuckles] Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... [He pushed his nose, makes his mouth bigger and puts out his eyeballs on the top of his head] The Gary. Meow!  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!  
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Patrick: [chuckles] Gloriously disgusting, sir.  
 
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SpongeBob: Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share them with the whole wide sea. [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, no!  
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[scene cuts]
 
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]
'''Mr. Krabs:''' So are you gonna keep making faces, boys?  
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[SpongeBob and Patrick come out of the ocean]
 
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[Everybody swims away screaming]
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Mm-mm.  
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Sandy: [paddling up on a surfboard] You two need help.  
 
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing again]
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.  
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[scene bubble transitions into night]
 
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.  
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[Patrick turns on the flashlight.]
 
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]
'''Patrick:'' Done and done.  
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[Patrick turns off flashlight]
 
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.  
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[Patrick turns on flashlight]
 
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]
'''Patrick:''' Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.  
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[Patrick turns off flashlight]
 
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. This is... (gulps) ...easy. How you holding up?  
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[Patrick turns on flashlight]
 
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]
'''Patrick:''' Huh, fine. You? (SpongeBob grunts, but makes an T-shaped face and laughs, making Patrick laugh as well) Dun ah eeh. (he and SpongeBob are both laughing until SpongeBob stops and looks at himself)
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SpongeBob: It never gets so old!  
 
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[Patrick turns off flashlight]
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (Patrick is still ignoring him while laughing) Patrick. (pulls out a megaphone) Patrick!  
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[Squidward rips the tent]
 
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Squidward: Do you mind?!  
'''Patrick:''' What?  
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SpongeBob: Mind what? Making faces? Of course were don't.  
 
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing]
'''SpongeBob:''' Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze. (Patrick is stretching)
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Patrick: You got that right, pal! What a silly question.  
 
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SpongeBob: Your turn, Squidward, let's see your crazy face.  
'''Patrick:''' Gosh, you're right.  
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Squidward: I don't wanna make faces. I want to sleep! D-de-de-de-Da!  
 
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SpongeBob: That's a good one right there.  
'''SpongeBob:''' Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true, let's make lots of faces.  
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[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.]
 
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Patrick: Oh, good one, Squidward!  
'''Patrick:''' You mean like this? (stretchs his face) Ree eeh eeh! (he and SpongeBob laugh. SpongeBob growls. Patrick laughs) Aye yi yi yi!  
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Squidward: Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with the quiet of sleep!  
 
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SpongeBob: Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep!  
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Aw! (montage of SpongeBob and Patrick making grotesque faces begins)
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Patrick: Oh yeah? Watch me.  
 
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[They both sleep]
'''Patrick:''' Phee!  
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Squidward: Whatever works.  
 
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[Later, the sun rises]  
'''SpongeBob:''' Ay yi yi yi yi yi!  
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SpongeBob: [Surprised] Wow, Patrick, you did hold that face all night!  
 
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Patrick: Actually, I can't move my face at all. [He feels on his face]
'''Patrick:''' Dun ree ah yee!  
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SpongeBob: I can't move my face either!  
 
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Patrick: [oblivious and excited] All right! We did it!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Doy doy doy doy!  
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SpongeBob: No, Patrick! It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! [Patrick then realizes the situation and gets scared.] Patrick, we have the face freeze!  
 
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[Both scream]
'''Patrick:''' Ah ah ooh!  
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SpongeBob: Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!  
 
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Sandy!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Duh!  
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[Later at Sandy's treedome]
 
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Sandy: Hmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles, what y'all need is a massage.  
'''Patrick:''' Aydh!  
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SpongeBob: And you're a licensed masseuse, right, Sandy?  
 
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Sandy: Well, I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away that tension. [shows Sandy's hands looking creepy] You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. I can feel them knots just meltin' away. Let's see if I can just finesse that jaw line back in place. [Later, Sandy is done] Phew! Okay, you two. Bad news first. That wicked face freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed.  
'''SpongeBob:''' Awoot duh doo!  
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[showing that SpongeBob's and Patrick's faces are more deformed]
 
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Mr. Krabs: [At the Krusty Krab] Ahoy, SpongeBob!  
'''Patrick:''' Looo ooo ooo!  
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SpongeBob: Hello, Mr. Krabs. [SpongeBob walks with his back towards him to the kitchen and Mr. Krabs goes in as well]
 
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Mr. Krabs: Hey, you all right, boy? Eh, look a little cattywampus walking in here.  
'''SpongeBob:''' Day ah dah da dah! (he and Patrick laugh) I can't breathe! (grabs a mirror and they look into it) Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when I hold one face for a long time.  
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SpongeBob: Doing fine, Mr. Krabs. Just grillin' and grillin'...  
 
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Mr. Krabs: Ahem. Uh, but what's with the skewed posture?  
'''Patrick:''' Yes! But, how to choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, (makes his eyes go up to the top of his head) uh? And then slip into an overbite. (pulls out upper jaw) And the finishing touch. (sticks his tongue out) Gah lowh.  
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[He touches SpongeBob's head and SpongeBob knocks his claw away]
 
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SpongeBob: Oh, did you hear that? Someone somewhere just dropped a penny.  
'''SpongeBob:''' (chuckles) Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... (pushes his nose, makes his mouth bigger and puts out his eyeballs on the top of his head) ...The Gary. Meow!  
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Mr. Krabs: [Gasps] Penny? Where?! Where?! [Looks for a penny]
 
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SpongeBob: That'll buy me some time.  
'''Patrick:''' (chuckles) Gloriously disgusting, sir.  
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Squidward: Let's go, SpongeBob, the orders are piling up.  
 
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SpongeBob: I'm on it, Squidward! [starts slicing an onion, but onion juice gets in his eyes] Onion juice! Ah!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share them with the whole wide sea. (he and Patrick laugh. Bubble-wipe to Goo Lagoon, where SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing. They come out of the ocean. Everybody swims away screaming)
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Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob! Chop, chop!  
 
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SpongeBob: Okay, okay. [Falls, retrieves patties on back] Ow! Phew. Order up.  
'''Sandy:''' (paddling up on a surfboard) You two need help. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh again. Bubble-wipe to a tent placed near the Conch Street houses that night)
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Squidward: You deliver it, I'm on break.  
 
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Mr. Krabs: Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny. [sniffs] Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny...  
'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (turns on a flashlight, revealing himself and SpongeBob as silhouettes. Both are heard laughing. Turns off the flashlight) Hey, SpongeBob! (turns on the flashlight again. Once again, SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing. Turns off the flashlight again) Hey, SpongeBob! (flashlight is turned on for a third time. SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing yet again. Cut to inside the tent)
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is still distracted. Now's my chance. [passes Krabs]
 
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Mr. Krabs: [sniffs] Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny...  
'''SpongeBob:''' It never gets so old! (Patrick turns off the flashlight. Squidward rips open the tent)
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SpongeBob: Your order is served, sir.  
 
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Harold: [Gasps when he sees that SpongeBob's lips are drooling on the patties] I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!  
'''Squidward:''' Do you mind?!  
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SpongeBob: Oh, dear.  
 
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Harold: [Takes money out of register] I'm taking my clams elsewhere.  
'''SpongeBob:''' Mind what? Making faces? Of course were don't. (he and Patrick laugh)
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[As SpongeBob tiptoes behind Mr. Krabs on the way back to the kitchen, Krabs takes notice of Harold leaving and chases him to the door]
 
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Mr. Krabs: Wait, come back!  
'''Patrick:''' You got that right, pal! What a silly question.  
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SpongeBob: Why, oh, why, why did I have to make a face? [whimpers]
 
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Mr. Krabs: What's going on back here? Why are we losing business?  
'''SpongeBob:''' Your turn, Squidward, let's see your crazy face.  
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SpongeBob: Um, how should I know? I'm just the cook in these parts.  
 
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Mr. Krabs: Face me when I'm talking to you, boy-o. [SpongeBob turns around with his face down] So I can see your face.  
'''Squidward:''' I don't wanna make faces. I want to sleep! D-de-de-de-Da!  
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SpongeBob: Hey, have you seen this, Mr. Krabs? [shows him a rolling trick] My impersonation of a burrito!  
 
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you better stand up this instant or... huh? [Sees Patrick walk in with face freeze]
'''SpongeBob:''' That's a good one right there. (he and Patrick laugh)
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Patrick: [Sees Mr. Krabs and gets worried] Oh. Is this a bad time, SpongeBob?  
 
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, I see what's going on here. [Picks up SpongeBob and turns to see his frozen face.] Aha! You just had to keep making faces, didn't ya? You couldn't heed me warning, could ya?  
'''Patrick:''' Oh, good one, Squidward!  
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SpongeBob: [Guilty] I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. We thought it was just one of your stories.  
 
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Mr. Krabs: I'm losing business because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ah! [Mr. Krabs' anger gives himself the face freeze] No! I can't move me face. I've got the face freeze, too!  
'''Squidward:''' Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with the quiet of sleep!  
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Squidward: What is the hold up in here—?  
 
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SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward, don't get worked up! you could get the face freeze!  
'''SpongeBob:''' Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep!  
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Squidward: Face freeze? I thought that was a myth? Ha! Krabs too! [begins laughing hard] This is rich! Ha ha ha! Oh. [sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets face freeze] Hey, my face! Ah, my face. Oh, great, look at what you've done. [begins crying]
 
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Mr. Krabs: Look! Squidward has it, too!  
'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah? Watch me. (both sleep)
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[All three begin laughing while Squidward keeps crying]
 
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Squidward: Hey, it's not funny! Stop laughing!
'''Squidward:''' Whatever works. (bubble-wipe to the next morning. The sun rises]  
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'''SpongeBob:''' (wakes up and looks at Patrick; surprised) Wow, Patrick, you did hold that face all night!  
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'''Patrick:''' Actually, I can't move my face at all. (feels his face. It doesn't move whatsoever)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I can't move my face either!  
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'''Patrick:''' (oblivious and excited) All right! We did it!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick! It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! (Patrick realizes the situation and gets scared) Patrick, we have the face freeze! (both scream) Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!  
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Sandy! Sandy! (bubble-wipe to Sandy's Treedome)
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'''Sandy:''' Hmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles, what y'all need is a massage.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' And you're a licensed masseuse, right, Sandy?  
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'''Sandy:''' Well, I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away that tension. (Sandy's hands, which are looking creepy, are shown. Bubble-wipe to her "fixing" SpongeBob and Patrick's faces and, by extension, their bodies) You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. I can feel them knots just meltin' away. Let's see if I can just finesse that jaw line back in place. (later, Sandy is done) Phew! Okay, you two. Bad news first. That wicked face freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed. (pulls out a mirror, which reveals that SpongeBob's and Patrick's faces are more deformed. Bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahoy, SpongeBob!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hello, Mr. Krabs. (walks with his back towards him to the kitchen and Mr. Krabs goes in as well)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hey, you all right, boy? Eh, look a little cattywampus walking in here.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Doing fine, Mr. Krabs. Just grillin' and grillin'...  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahem. Uh, but what's with the skewed posture? (touches SpongeBob's head and SpongeBob knocks his claw away)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, did you hear that? Someone somewhere just dropped a penny.  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (gasps) Penny? Where?! Where?! (looks for a penny)
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'''SpongeBob:''' That'll buy me some time.  
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'''Squidward:''' Let's go, SpongeBob, the orders are piling up.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm on it, Squidward! (starts slicing an onion, but onion juice gets in his eyes) Onion juice! Ah!  
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'''Squidward:''' Come on, SpongeBob! Chop, chop!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, okay. (falls but retrieves the Krabby Patties on his back) Ow! Phew. Order up.  
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'''Squidward:''' You deliver it, I'm on break.  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny. (sniffs) Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny...  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs is still distracted. Now's my chance. (passes Mr. Krabs)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sniffs) Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny...  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Your order is served, sir.  
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'''Harold:''' (gasps when he sees that SpongeBob's lips are drooling on the patties) I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, dear.  
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'''Harold:''' (takes money out of register) I'm taking my clams elsewhere. (as SpongeBob tiptoes behind Mr. Krabs on the way back to the kitchen, Krabs takes notice of Harold leaving and chases him to the door)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, come back!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Why, oh, why, why did I have to make a face? (whimpers)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's going on back here? Why are we losing business?  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Um, how should I know? I'm just the cook in these parts.  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Face me when I'm talking to you, boy-o. (SpongeBob turns around with his face down) So I can see your face.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, have you seen this, Mr. Krabs? (shows him a rolling trick) My impersonation of a burrito!  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you better stand up this instant or... huh? (sees Patrick walk in with the "face freeze")
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'''Patrick:''' (sees Mr. Krabs and gets worried) Oh. Is this a bad time, SpongeBob?  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I see what's going on here. (picks up SpongeBob and turns to see his frozen face) A-ha! You just had to keep making faces, didn't ya? You couldn't heed me warning, could ya?  
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'''SpongeBob:''' (in guilt) I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. We thought it was just one of your stories.  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm losing business because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ah! (gets angry, which causes him to give himself the face freeze) No! I can't move me face. I've got the face freeze, too!  
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'''Squidward:''' What is the hold up in here—?  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Squidward, don't get worked up! You could get the face freeze!  
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'''Squidward:''' Face freeze? I thought that was a myth? Ha! Krabs too! (begins laughing hard) This is rich! Ha ha ha! Oh. (sees Patrick and begins laughing very hard but he too gets the face freeze) Hey, my face! Ah, my face. Oh, great, look at what you've done. (begins crying)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Look! Squidward has it, too! (all three begin laughing while Squidward keeps crying)
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'''Squidward:''' Hey, it's not funny! Stop laughing!
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