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{{Transcript|Big Sister Sam|Love That Squid|Perfect Chemistry}}
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Spongebob: (snoring with Gary)
 
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Patrick: (singing) Makin' it clean, and living the dream.
==Characters==
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Patrick: Makin' a scene, and makin' it clean, makin it clean.
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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Patrick: I'm makin' it clean1
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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Spongebob: Hey buddy, what are you cleaning for?
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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Patrick: Cause I'm expecting some very important company.
*[[Sam Star|Sam]]
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Spongebob: Who's that?
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
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Patrick: My big sister, Sam!
 
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Spongebob: Wow, I didn't know you had a sister!
==Dialogue==
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Patrick: (crying) No body does.
'''SpongeBob''': (snoring with Gary)
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Patrick: I lost her in the surf when we were kids.
 
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Spongebob: Gee, I'm sorry Patrick.
'''Patrick''': (singing) Makin' it clean, and livin' a dream. Makin' a scene, I'm makin' it clean, I'm makin' it clean. I'm makin' it clean!
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Patrick: Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral.
 
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Patrick: She was my...my ...my ...rock!
'''SpongeBob''': Hey buddy, what are you cleaning for?
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Spongebob: It's gonna be ok...your gonna see her again...today...right...today?
 
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Spongebob: Come on cheer up buddy.
'''Patrick''': Cause I'm expecting some very important company.
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Spongebob: Hey I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special.
 
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Patrick: Thanks man, you're right.
'''SpongeBob''': Who's that?
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Patrick: I can't wait to make up for our lost years.
 
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Squidward: Would you two pipe down!
'''Patrick''': My big sister, Sam!
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Patrick: Sorry, I was just getting my place ready for my big sister.
 
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Squidward: Well I hope she's not as obnoxious as you.(Bus rides up)
'''SpongeBob''': Wow, I didn't know you had a sister. (Patrick drops the mop and is about to cry)
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Sam:(punches door open and walks towards Patrick)
 
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Squidward:(closes window fast)
'''Patrick''': Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids.
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Patrick: ...Sam!
 
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Sam:(Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber!
'''SpongeBob''': Gee, I'm sorry Patrick.
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Patrick: Sis!
 
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Sam: (starts hugging Patrick)
'''Patrick''': Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral. She was my... my... my... rock! (crying)
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Patrick: It's so good to see you.
 
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Sam: You.
'''SpongeBob''': It's gonna be ok... you're gonna see her again... today... right... today? Come on... cheer up buddy. Hey, I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special, no matter what!
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Sam: Sister Sam have much get done to do.(catapults Patrick into his rock)
 
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Patrick: Wow, sis.
'''Patrick''': Thanks man, you're right. I can't wait to make up for our lost years.
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Patrick: You pack a wallop.
 
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Patrick: Sam, this is my best friend Spongebob.
'''Squidward''': Would you two pipe down!
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Spongebob: Yeah Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling)Yeah long way, heh heh, go back.
 
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Sam: (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber!
'''Patrick''': Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister!
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Sam: Make sister Sam mad!(chucks Spongebob)
 
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Patrick: I cleaned my rock just for you (Both walk away)
'''Squidward''': Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you! (Bus rides up)
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Spongebob:(Plummets and falls faceflat on the ground)
 
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Patrtick: Lets go inside and play.
'''Sam''': (punches door open and walks towards Patrick)
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Sam: House too small.
 
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Sam: Make bigger. (pushes rock)
'''Squidward''': (closes window fast)
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Patrick: Hey great idea!
 
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Patrick: I'll just go and get some tools and-
'''Patrick''': ...Sam!
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Sam: No.
 
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Patrick: Huh?
'''Sam''': (Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber!
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Sam: I have tools right here. (takes out breifcase and pours out sand)
 
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Sam: (starts making a sand rock)
'''Patrick''': Sis!
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Squidward: Oh dear Neptune didn't you here me-(face is pummeled with sand)
 
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Sam: (Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock)
'''Sam''': (starts hugging Patrick)
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Sam: (Puts antenna on sand rock)
 
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Patrick: Thanks sis!
'''Patrick''': It's so good to see you.
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Sam: Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.
 
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Squidward: Well make rock some where else.
'''Sam''': You. Sister Sam have much get done to do.(catapults Patrick into his rock)
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Squidward: My house is full of sand.
 
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Sam: If big nose no like sand, big nose move! (pushes Squidward's house)
'''Patrick''': Wow, you pack a wallop, sis. Sam, this is my best friend SpongeBob.
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Squidward: This is way beyond my property line.
 
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Squidward: Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister!
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back.
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Squidward: (laughs) Construction humor.
 
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Sam: No laughing.
'''Sam''': (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! (chucks SpongeBob)
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Spongebob: No no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it don't you Squidward.
 
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Squidward: Oh I mean it alright.
'''Patrick''': I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away)
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Squidward: She's a big bafoon, just like Patrick.
 
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Squidward: Accept bigger, and dumber, and bafoonier.
'''SpongeBob''': (Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground)
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Sam: (huffing)
 
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Spongebob: (scared) Oh Squidward you jokester.
'''Patrick''': Lets go inside and play.
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Sam: (huffing)
 
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Squidward: Do you think she looks a little...miffed?
'''Sam''': House too small. Make bigger. (pushes rock)
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Sam: (huffing angrily)(starts crying)
 
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Sam: Those boys mean!
'''Patrick''': Hey great idea! I'll just go and get some tools and-
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Sam: They pick on sister Sam!
 
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Patrick: Shame on you two!
'''Sam''': No.
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Patrick: Look what you've done!
 
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Squidward: Look what we've done!?
'''Patrick''': Huh?
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Sam: (crying so hard it flings Squidward and Spongebob)
 
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Squidward: (falls face first in the sand)
'''Sam''': I have tools right here. (takes out breifcase and pours out sand. Starts making a sand rock)
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Spongebob: (flies in a seahorseshoe toss)
 
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Cowboy: Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.
'''Squidward''': Oh dear Neptune didn't you hear me-(face is pummeled with sand)
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Clem: What I make of 'er.
 
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Clem: My money's on the little missie over yonder.
'''Sam''': (Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock. Puts antenna on sand rock)
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Patrick: Awwww hey sis, don't listen to those...meanies.
 
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Patrick: Hey the new rock is looking kinda...boring.
'''Patrick''': Thanks sis!
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Patrick: What do you say we decorate it?
 
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Sam: Blecorate?
'''Sam''': Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.
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Patrick: You can call it whatever like sis as long as we make it spiffy!
 
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Squidward: (empties sand out of head)
'''Squidward''': Well make rock some where else. My house is full of sand.
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Sam: Make new house spiffy. (takes window off of Squidward's house) Spiffy!
 
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Squidward: Hey you can't do that, that's my window.
'''Sam''': If big nose no like sand, big nose move! (pushes Squidward's house)
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Sam: (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock)(laughs)Blecorate.
 
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Patrick: Thats the spirit sis.
'''Squidward''': This is way beyond my property line. Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! (laughs) Construction humor.
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Squidward: Oh no that is definitly not the spirit Patrick, your sister is out of control.
 
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Patrick: Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!
'''Sam''': No laughing.
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Squidward: You can blecor-Decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it!
 
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Sam: (dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock) More spiffy!
'''SpongeBob''': No no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it. Don't you Squidward?
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Squidward: But thats from...my house!
 
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Squidward: That's it I've had my fill of this thieving brute!
'''Squidward''': Oh I mean it alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bafoonier.
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Patrick: How dare call you my sister a thief, just because she took some of your things?
 
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Spongebob: Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare.
'''Sam''': (huffing)
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Spongebob: Now don't you think Patrick it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?
 
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Patrick: No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit.
'''SpongeBob''': (scared) Oh Squidward you jokester.
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Patrick: I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well!(cries)
 
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Spongebob: It's not like that at all Patrick.
'''Sam''': (huffing)
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Sam: Shh.
 
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Sam: Meanies make brubber's eyes water.
'''Squidward''': (scared) Do you think she looks a little...miffed?
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Sam: (grabs Spongebob and Squidward) Meanies go home! (Throws them to their homes)
 
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Patrick: Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.
'''Sam''': (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying)
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Sam: Meanies is mean.(sand rock closes).
 
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Squidward: (Walks out of his ruined house)(gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock)
'''Patrick''': (Angry) Shame on you two! Look what you've done!
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Spongebob: Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait!
 
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Spongebob: Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.
'''Squidward''': Look what we've done?!
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Squidward: The time for talk is over, now is the time for action!
 
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Squidward: A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time!
'''Sam''': (crying so hard it flings Squidward and SpongeBob)
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Spongebob: I don't think you should do that.
 
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Squidward: Who cares what you think if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get!(throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidwards house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air)
'''Squidward''': (falls face first in the sand)
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Sam: Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces)(sceams)Spiffy broken!(Squidward falls)Sister mad!
 
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Spongebob: Now Sam it's not what it seems.
'''SpongeBob''': (flies in a seahorse-shoe toss)
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Spongebob: Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.
 
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Sam:(picks up broken pieces)Sister Sam rearrange now!
'''Cowboy''': Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.
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Spongebob: Please don't.
 
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Sam: (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house)(Squidward's house collapses)
'''Clem''': What I make of 'er.
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Spongebob: Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled.
 
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Spongebob: Right Squidward?
'''Clem''': My money's on the little missie over yonder.
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Spongebob: Huh? Must be eager to get started.
 
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Squidward: (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock)(Laughing meniacally)
'''Patrick''': Awwww hey sis, don't listen to those...meanies. Hey the new rock is looking kinda...boring. What do you say we decorate it?
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Spongebob: (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop!(jumps on the bulldozer)Just calm down buddy.
 
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Spongebob: Lets ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?
'''Sam''': Blecorate?
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Squidward: Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking Spongebob off)
 
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Squidward: (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction!
'''Patrick''': You can call it whatever you like sis as long as we make it spiffy!
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Sam: (stops the bulldozer)(drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at Spongebob's house destroying it)
 
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Sam: That'll teach those meanies!
'''Squidward''': (empties sand out of head)
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Patrick: Your still my rock big sis.
 
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Spongebob: Patrick I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.
'''Sam''': Make new house spiffy. (takes window off of Squidward's house) Spiffy.
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Patrick: Spongebob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
 
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Spongebob: She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!
'''Squidward''': Hey! You can't do that, that's my window!
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Patrick: Well I guess she can get a little carried away.
 
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Sam: What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?
'''Sam''': (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock) (laughs) Blecorate.
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Patrick: Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam.
 
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Sam: No have temper! that make sister Sam so mad!
'''Patrick''': That's the spirit sis!
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Sam: Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) Now smash brubber's house (picks up the sand rock)
 
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Patrick: Not the rock!(jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it)
'''Squidward''': Oh no! That is definitely not the spirit Patrick! Your sister is out of control!
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Sam: (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt)Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing?
 
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Spongebob: Patrick? (takes out cookie dough)
'''Patrick''': Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!
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Patrick: (eats) Cookie Dough!
 
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Sam: Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now.(walks away)
'''Squidward''': You can blecor-Decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it!
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Patrick: Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go!
 
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Sam: Yes sister Sam must go and for manicure.            
'''Sam''': (dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock) More spiffy!
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Sam: Bye brubber!
 
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Patrick: Bye Sam.
'''Squidward''': But that's from...my house! That's it, I've had my fill of this thieving brute!
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Sam:(bus drives up and she punches another in the door)
 
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Patrick: Isn't my sister something?
'''Patrick''': How dare you call my sister a thief? Just because she took all of your things!
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Spongebob: Aw she's something alright. (laughs)
 
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'''SpongeBob''': Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?
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'''Patrick''': No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! (cries)
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'''SpongeBob''': It's not like that at all Patrick.
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'''Sam''': Shh. Meanies make brubber's eyes water. (grabs SpongeBob and Squidward) Meanies go home! (Throws them to their homes)
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'''Patrick''': Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.
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'''Sam''': Meanies is mean. (sand rock closes)
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'''Squidward''': (Walks out of his ruined house) (gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock)
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.
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'''Squidward''': The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time!
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'''SpongeBob''': I don't think you should do that.
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'''Squidward''': Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get! (throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air)
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'''Sam''': Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad!
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'''SpongeBob''': Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.
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'''Sam''': (picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now!
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'''SpongeBob''': Please don't.
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'''Sam''': (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house) (Squidward's house collapses)
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'''SpongeBob''': Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started.
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'''Squidward''': (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock) (Laughing meniacally)
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop! (jumps on the bulldozer) Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?
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'''Squidward''': Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction!
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'''Sam''': (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) That'll teach those meanies!
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'''Patrick''': Your still my rock big sis.
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
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'''SpongeBob''': She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!
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'''Patrick''': Well I guess she can get a little carried away.
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'''Sam''': What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?
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'''Patrick''': Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam.
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'''Sam''': No have temper! That make sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) (picks up the sand rock) Now smash brubber's house!
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'''Patrick''': Not the rock! (jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it)
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'''Sam''': (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt) Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing?
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick? (takes out cookie dough)
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'''Patrick''': (eats) Cookie Dough!
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'''Sam''': Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. (walks away)
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'''Patrick''': Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go!
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'''Sam''': Yes sister Sam must go and for manicure. Bye brubber!
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'''Patrick''': Bye Sam.
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'''Sam''': (bus drives up and she punches another hole in the door)
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'''Patrick''': Isn't my sister something?
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'''SpongeBob''': Aw she's something alright. (laughs)
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{{Transcripts/Season 7}}
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