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| + | '''Song text Globulous Maximus "''' | ||
| + | The Globulous Maximus is an anthem sung by Globulous Maximus in the episode: Globs of Doom. | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Well, well, well, what have we here? | ||
| + | Sandy Claws, huh? | ||
| + | Oh, I'm really scared | ||
| + | So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha | ||
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| + | You're jokin', you're jokin' | ||
| + | I can't believe my eyes | ||
| + | You're jokin' me, you gotta be | ||
| + | This can't be the right guy | ||
| + | He's ancient, he's ugly | ||
| + | I don't know which is worse | ||
| + | I might just split a seam now | ||
| + | If I don't die laughing first | ||
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| + | When Mr. Globulous Maximus says | ||
| + | There's trouble close at hand | ||
| + | You'd better pay attention now | ||
| + | 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man | ||
| + | And if you aren't shakin' | ||
| + | Then there's something very wrong | ||
| + | 'Cause this may be the last time now | ||
| + | That you hear the boogie song, ohhh | ||
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| + | THREE BATS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | SEVEN LIZARDS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | SEVEN LIZARDS | ||
| + | Ohhh, he's the Globulous Maximus | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Well if I'm feelin' antsy | ||
| + | And there's nothin' much to do | ||
| + | I might just cook a special batch | ||
| + | Of snake and spider stew | ||
| + | And don't ya know the one thing | ||
| + | That would make it work so nice? | ||
| + | A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice | ||
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| + | THREE SKELETONS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Oh, yeah | ||
| + | |||
| + | THREE BATS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | THREE BATS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus AND THREE SKELETONS | ||
| + | Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) Globulous Maximus | ||
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| + | SANTA | ||
| + | Release me now | ||
| + | Or you must face the dire consequences | ||
| + | The children are expecting me | ||
| + | So please, come to your senses | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | You're jokin', you're jokin' | ||
| + | I can't believe my ears | ||
| + | Would someone shut this fella up | ||
| + | I'm drownin' in my tears | ||
| + | It's funny, I'm laughing | ||
| + | You really are too much | ||
| + | And now, with your permission | ||
| + | I'm going to do my stuff | ||
| + | |||
| + | SANTA | ||
| + | What are you going to do? | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | I'm gonna do the best I can | ||
| + | |||
| + | (Musical interlude) | ||
| + | |||
| + | Oh, the sound of rollin' dice | ||
| + | To me is music in the air | ||
| + | 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man | ||
| + | Although I don't play fair | ||
| + | |||
| + | It's much more fun, I must confess | ||
| + | When lives are on the line | ||
| + | Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy | ||
| + | Now that'd be just fine | ||
| + | |||
| + | SANTA | ||
| + | Release me fast or you will have to | ||
| + | Answer for this heinous act | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Oh, brother, you're something | ||
| + | You put me in a spin | ||
| + | You aren't comprehending | ||
| + | The position that you're in | ||
| + | It's hopeless, you're finished | ||
| + | You haven't got a prayer | ||
| + | 'Cause I'm Mr.Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | And you ain't going nowhere | ||
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| + | [[Category:song text]] | ||
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| + | {{Slogan}} | ||
