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This is Sariel Graisser. She works for Nickelodeon and is most known for her disturbing work on SpongeBob. The faces in [[Face Freeze (Episode)|Face Freeze]] were said to be created by her.
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Whale of a Birthday, my version
 
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written by Konnichiku of Encyclopedia SpongeBobia, on her old SpongePedia account page
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! colspan="2" | [[Image:Pearl.jpg|300px]]                                     
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! colspan="2" | '''Pearl Krabs'''
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| '''Gender:''' || Female
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| '''Species:''' || Whale
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| '''Color:''' || Gray
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| '''Eye Color:''' || Blue
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| '''Age:''' || 16
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| '''Weight:''' || Heavy
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| '''Family:''' ||
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*[[Mama Krabs]] (Grandmother)
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (Father)
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*Sandy (sister)
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*Mrs. Krabs (Mother)
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*Papa Krabs (Grandfather)
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*Grandpappy Redbeard (Great-grandfather)
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| '''Ancestors:''' ||
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*[[King Krabs]]
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*[[Princess Pearl]]
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*[[The Dark Knight]] (Princess Pearl's sister)
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*[[Prehistoric Krabs]]
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*[[Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor]]
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*Papa Krabs
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| '''Interests:''' ||
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* Talking on the phone
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* Hanging out with her friends
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* Shopping
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* Going to parties, discos, bar mitzvahs, ext.
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* Being with people
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* Fun centers
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| '''Friends:''' ||
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* [[Judy]]
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* [[Nancy]] and the rest of the gang
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* [[Billy Fishkins]]
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* [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] (Sometimes)
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* [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
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* [[Flare]]
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| '''Enemies''' ||
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* [[Octavius Rex]]
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* [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] - (Dad's Problem)
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* [[The Bubble Buddy]] (after he washed off her hand that she shook with Justin Bieber)
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* Sometimes [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] if he is being annoying to Pearl...but he now gives her good parties thanks to Spongebob
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* [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] (Sometimes, but she likes him when he plans her parties)
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| '''First Appearence:''' ||
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*[[Squeaky Boots]]
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| '''Voiced By''' || [[Lori Alan]], Lisa Ortiz in [[Pearl Krabs the Teenage Whale]
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'''Pearl Krabs''' is [[Mr. Krabs]] Teenage Whale Daughter. She loves make-up, boys, fashion, using the word "coral" (which is what Bikini Bottomites say instead of "cool"), and all the things teenaged girls love. Her favorite band is called [[Boys Who Cry]]. She is often embarrassed by her father Mr. Krabs. In one episode particularly in episode [[The Chaperone]], [[SpongeBob]] takes her to her prom and embarrasses her. Pearl's diet is not very well known because the only time we have seen her eat or drink is in the episodes [[Best Frenemies]] when she was shown drinking a Kelp Shake and [[Growth Spout]] where she ate a lot of random foods. She is currently 16 years old as explained later.
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In another episode, called [[Whale of a Birthday]] she has her 16th birthday. When she doesn't get what she wants, she throws whale-sized tantrums. Luckily, SpongeBob buys her lots of presents with Mr. Krabs' credit card. Mr. Krabs rarely gives her a lot of money for her allowance, or spends money on her on her birthdays, because he is so cheap. One huge example was in [[Krab Borg (Episode)]] where Mr. Krabs had spare batteries and he was going to give them to Pearl for Christmas. (She used them in Pearl's Christmas to charge up her iPhone.) Pearl is the 9th main character of the show. In the episode [[Bossy Boots]], Pearl changed the Krusty Krab to [[The Kuddly Krab]]. [[The Kuddly Krab]] was a teen paradise resturant with a hotel and arcade. She enjoyed being the boss. Pearl lives with her dad which might mean that Pearl's parents are divorced/separated. (Mr. Krabs constantly says "Mother of Pearl" when he is surprised throughout the series).
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Since the episode: [[Best Frenemies]], Pearl had not been seen for the rest of [[Season 4]], [[Season 5]], or the first quarter of [[Season 6]]. After that, she was seen 3 other episodes: "[[The Slumber Party]]", where she hosts a special party with her friends. She invites [[Girly TeenGirl]] but she thinks that she is SpongeBob, which is not true. "[[Growth Spout]]" where she has a growth spout and Mr. Krabs has to steal food from friends. Her growth spout ends when Spongebob makes her a Krabby Patty. ("That's why I eat there now!") Lastly she appears in [[Tentacle-Vision]]. In [[Pearl's Christmas]], she celebrates Christmas.
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===Known Family===
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Pearl has quite a few members of her family. Here is the known list.
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* [[Eugene H. Krabs]]
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* [[Mama Krabs]]
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* [[Sandy Cheeks]]
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* Victor Krabs (presumably deceased)
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* Pearl's Mom
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* Three Cousins
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* Pappy Krabs
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* [[Grandpa Redbeard]]
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* [[Aunt Sally]]
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There are no known other brothers or sisters, uncles or aunts.
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=====Ancestors=====
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* [[Prehistoric Krabs]]
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* [[King Krabs]]
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* [[Princess Pearl]]
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* [[Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor]]
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* [[Mr. Krabs]]
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* [[The Dark Knight]] (sister of Princess Pearl)
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===Personality===
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Pearl Krabs is Sandy's sister. Pearl is a kind natured sperm whale who is often freaked and annoyed by [[SpongeBob]], and her father, [[Mr. Krabs]]. When Pearl is upset she cries, and because she is so big, it is like a lake crashing down on other people. She is very happy when she sees famous or popular people, like the [[Grubby Grouper]] and obviously '[[Boys Who Cry]]'. Although she is nice, she is also going through big stages of puberty. This is because she is constantly irritated, angry, annoyed and not always happy. She is always on the phone and in her room, and likes boys, showing that she is getting older and getting to the stage where she is becoming an adult. Pearl has a secret with Sally Acorn in the episode [[The Talent Show at the Birthday Party]]. The only time we see her drinking a [[Kelp Shake]] is because that she is really big, and the producers or creators of SpongeBob probably would have a difficulty trying to make her eat or drink something. Pearl should eat a lot because whales eat a lot. But in Bossy Boots, it is possible that she ate a Salad. In [[Whale of a Birthday]], she ate cake, popcorn, and drank grape soda punch (She likes that). In Squeaky Boots, she might have eaten a birthday cake, but this is not seen. The only time Pearl has ever eaten a really simple edible or portable food is the episode "[[Growth Spout]]". She eats incredible foods in [[Whale of a Birthday]].
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[[Image:perlkry.jpg|thumb|right|Pearl's famous cry]]
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===Looks===
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Teenage Pearl is a gray whale with scalp bumbs. She has blonde hair, normally worn in a ponytail. Pearl wears pink clothes with a capital 'P' in the middle, obviously meaning 'Pearl'. She has big blue eyes and she wears love heart shaped lipstick, which turns into lips whenever she kisses. Her body size is massive and her head is abnormally big. Pearl's face is also extremely large and she has perfect, white teeth. In her first appearance, Mr. Krabs bought her new shoes. The new shoes were the modern boots that all her friends have.
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==Other things==
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===Growth===
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As Pearl aged, she got bigger and bigger. In the following picture it shows Pearl at 3 stages: Baby, Child and Teen.
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'''''Baby:''''' <br>
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The far left image was Pearl as a baby. Pearl was small, with a big head and no lipstick whatsoever. Her body and physique was not shown in the image because cloth was wrapped around her. She had no hair at that time.
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'''''Child:''''' <br>
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The next Middle image was Pearl as a child. Pearl was growing yellow hair and she wore a pink outfit. She had lipstick, her eyes were bigger and she was just small enough to ride a bike.
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'''''Now/Teen:''''' <br>
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The image on the far right shows Pearl as a Teenager. Her looks were already explained earlier. She looks pretty much the same as the Child Pearl but more mature. In the Krusty Krab office, Mr. Krabs has lots of photos with Pearl before including [[Money Talks]] and [[Selling Out]], even in [[Culture Shock]]. In The Algae's Always Greener, a fake photo with Plankton exists in the opposite world or parallel universe.
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[[Image:Pearl_Growth.JPG|left|thumb|435px|Pearl growth across the time: Baby Pearl (left), Child Pearl (center) and Teenager Pearl (right).]]
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===Boyfriends===
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Pearl has had a few boyfriends in her first years so far on the show. In the episode: [[The Chaperone]], Pearl went to the prom with SpongeBob. This was only because her other boyfriend: [[Octavius Rex]] (a.k.a. Long, Tan and Handsome) ditched her. She eventually got over him and she enjoyed SpongeBob's company. SpongeBob was quite annoying but she did warm up to him near the end. Other boyfriends in the series were not shown. She also liked all of her friends boyfriends but in a friend way. Pearl is also in love with [[Boys Who Cry]]. She also likes Sonic the Hedgehog.
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===Video Tapes===
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*Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: Lovesick Sonic and Slowwww Going (1995)
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*The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3: Action-Packed Adventures (1990)
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*Boomer the Purple Dragon Sing-a-Long (1988)
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*A Day full of Dancing (1992)
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*Fun Music Station (1996)
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*Project Shaman: Shaman-in-Training (1997)
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*Sonic the Hedgehog: Not in My Dandruff, Party in Bubbly Clouds, and other stories (1998)
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*Various Sonic VHSes
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==Trivia==
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* Pearl has never been in [[Patrick's House]] or the [[Treedome]]. The only episodes where she has been at [[SpongeBob's House]] are [[Party Pooper Pants]] and [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]]. Pearl went to party at [[Squidward's House]] in [[Tentacle Vision]].
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* In any episode of SpongeBob, Pearl has never been seen eating a [[Krabby Patty]], with the exception of [[As Seen on TV]] although it is true that Pearl ate a Krabby Patty in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was controlled by Plankton although she was never on screen in the movie except when Mr. Krabs is looking for a word to describe SpongeBob and the only line that Pearl says is ''A goofball?''
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* Pearl is bigger than her father at a young age.
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* In the series, Pearl has never interacted with [[Mama Krabs]], and also her great grandfather, [[Grandpa Redbeard]], but her dad has mentioned him to her. She also hasn't interacted with her father's [[Mr. Krabs' Nephews|three little nephews]] which are also her cousins.
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* Pearl wore the same dress for her prom seen on episode [[The Chaperone]] and on her 16th birthday seen on episode [[Whale of a Birthday]].
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* Pearl's head is bigger than her body.
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* Pearl usually dislikes her father because he is very cheap and never gives her good parties.
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* Pearl was born in 1990 according to this page and the fact she turned 16 in Whale of a Birthday which premiered in 2006, but The Chaperone premiered in 1999 so Pearl would be 9 in that episode, but she went to the high school prom. It's possible The Chaperone took place in 2005 or later.
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*Pearl is the only so far the character that has a huge head.
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*Pearl is one of 3 main characters who has never been arrested.
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*In recent episodes starring her, the characters in it are from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise by Sega. Two characters she has been seen with are from the Sonic comics. (Sally and Mina, who are always seen with Amy...from the games)
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[[de: Perla Krabs]]
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Episode Article: [[Whale of a Birthday Explosion]]
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Episode Article: Whale of a Birthday (my version)
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
  
 
*[[SpongeBob]]
 
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick]]
 
*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
 
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
 
*[[Pearl]]
 
*[[Pearl]]
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*[[Mrs. Puff]]
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*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
 
*[[Judy]]
 
*[[Judy]]
 
*[[Billy Fishkins]]
 
*[[Billy Fishkins]]
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*[[Clara]]
 
*[[Clara]]
 
*[[Natalie]]
 
*[[Natalie]]
*[[Sally Acorn]]
 
 
*[[Marcy]]
 
*[[Marcy]]
 
*[[Julie]]
 
*[[Julie]]
*[[Jenny]]
 
 
*[[Angela]]
 
*[[Angela]]
 
*[[Brad]]
 
*[[Brad]]
*[[Mina the Mongoose]]
 
*[[Amy Rose]]
 
*[[Breezie the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
 
*[[Sera]]
 
*[[Sera]]
 
*[[Sara]]
 
*[[Sara]]
 
*[[Sarah]]
 
*[[Sarah]]
 
*[[Tara]]
 
*[[Tara]]
*[[June]]
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*[[Nancy Suzy Fish]]
 
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*[[Nazz-Mimi]]
 
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*[[Tina Fran]]
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*[[Jennifer Millie]]
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*Ray Fisher
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
  
 
(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)<br>
 
(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)<br>
Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: 'It's All About You'.
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Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: "It's All About You."
  
 
'''''Song:''''' Boys Who Cry "[[It's all about you]]"
 
'''''Song:''''' Boys Who Cry "[[It's all about you]]"
 
It's All About You
 
It's All About You
  
It's all about you girl,
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It's all about you girl,<br>
On your sixteenth birthday!
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On your sixteenth birthday!<br>
Pay attention to you girl,
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Pay attention to you girl,<br>
Everyone has to do just what you say.
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Everyone has to do just what you say.<br>
You get your very own spotlight tonight,
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You get your very own spotlight tonight,<br>
Cuz it's all about you!
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Cuz it's all about you!<br>
Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
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Yeah, it's all about Pearl!<br>
 
You're the birthday girl!
 
You're the birthday girl!
  
  
Pearl
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Pearl
  
Yeah! It's all about me
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Yeah! It's all about me<br>
On my 16th birthday
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On my 16th birthday<br>
I want music, clothes, and shiny things
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I want everything that I think is great<br>
So give it up right away
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So give it up right away<br>
Everybody in the whole wide world
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Everybody in the whole wide world<br>
They have to pay attention to me
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They have to pay attention to me<br>
It's all about me, me...and guess who? Me!
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It's all about me, me...and guess who? Me!
  
 
Mr. Krabs: (Pearl crashes through the ceiling and into the kitchen on the ground floor) Neptune's trousers!<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: (Pearl crashes through the ceiling and into the kitchen on the ground floor) Neptune's trousers!<br>
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Pearl: It's my 16th birthday!<br>
 
Pearl: It's my 16th birthday!<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that? What are you gonna be, 12?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that?<br>
  
Pearl: I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out, I won't go off to college, I'll never leave home. I'll never leave home! You'll have to support me for the rest of my life.<br>
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Pearl: But Dad, I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out; I won't go off to college; I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen?<br>
  
Pearl: Then promise me you'll give me a real party this year. And don't be cheap! (nods)<br>
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Pearl: (angry)We DON'T! (normal) Promise me you'll give me a real party this year. And don't be cheap! (Krabs nods)<br>
  
(later at the high school)<br>
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(later at the high school, Pearl is with some of her friends)<br>
  
 
Pearl: Hi, girls.<br>
 
Pearl: Hi, girls.<br>
  
Clara + Marcy: Hi, Pearl.<br>
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Clara: Hi, Pearl.<br>
  
Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow? br>
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Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow?<br>
  
Breezie: I don't know, Pearl. I hope this isn't going to be as bad as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as party favors. (3 girls and Pearl laugh)<br>
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Jennifer: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as totally coral as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as party favors? (3 girls and Pearl laugh)<br>
  
 
Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.<br>
 
Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.<br>
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Tara: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)<br>  
 
Tara: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)<br>  
  
Natalie: I don't want to see how he ruins this year. (Pearl and 3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school smiling. She heads toward the Krusty Krab)<br>
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Clara: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (Pearl and 3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school and heads toward the Krusty Krab)<br>
  
Pearl: Daddy!
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Pearl: Daddy!<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!<br>
  
Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.
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Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set.  
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Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set.<br>
  
Pearl: Why, I've already got the party favors!  
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Pearl: Why, I've already got the party favors! (shows Hershey's Kisses) Candy!<br>
  
Mr. Krabs + Pearl: This year's gonna be a blast! (hugs)  
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Mr. Krabs: This year's gonna be a blast! (hugs Pearl)<br>
  
Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties! But you better not ruin this one! Now promise me you won't be cheap.
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Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties! You better not ruin this one. Now promise me you won't be cheap.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: I promise.
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Mr. Krabs: I promise.<br>
  
Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.<br>
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Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr. Krabs rolls it up) Now I want two or more of these things on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?!<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?<br>
 
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: While I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's presents. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I realize I can't do this alone. I decided to call in some of me friends to help me give Pearl the party she deserves. While Squidward, Mrs. Puff, and I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's present. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy.<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs?<br>
 
SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs?<br>
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SpongeBob: Wow.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Wow.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. I wanted to give her nothing, but she's too good for that. Now, follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. Follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work.<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover.<br>
  
(later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]])<br>
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(Pearl pokes her head out from round the door's corner. She somehow overheard the entire conversation.)<br>
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Pearl: Come on, kiddo. We're going to the mall!<br>
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(Mr. Krabs facepalms. Later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]], Pearl is walking with her friends. SpongeBob's with them, too.)<br>
  
 
Pearl: So, that's when [[Marcie]] told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.<br>
 
Pearl: So, that's when [[Marcie]] told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.<br>
  
Clara: Oh, I thought she was mad about him and she hated him.
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Clara: Even after what he did to her at lunch?<br>
  
Marcy: Me too, until Julie told me the real truth. Here's for Julie!
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SpongeBob: Who's Angela? Who's Brad?.<br>
  
(Pearl and friends peek through a video store, where a girl fish, named June, is watching a video on a computer)
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Pearl: Did you honestly listen to my entire story?<br>
  
June: What is this?
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(SpongeBob shrugs and shakes his head.)<br>
  
Pearl: (in a store called Girly-Girlz Unlimited, holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.<br>
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Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.<br>
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Nancy: It's just a comb, Pearl. I know when things are great as soon as I see them, and I know for sure that's not.<br>
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Pearl: OK, maybe you're right...<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)<br>
 
SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)<br>
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SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.<br>
  
Cashier: Close enough. (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.<br>
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Cashier: Close enough.<br>
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Pearl: (walking over to the cashier) K-R-A-B-S. There. I did it for you, SpongeBoob. Ha ha, "boob."<br>
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Cashier: (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.<br>
 
SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.<br>
  
 
Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss!<br>
 
Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss!<br>
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Tina: Are you sure?<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.<br>
  
Amy: Pearl, you have got to see this. It's a coral bracelet. <br>
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Judy: Pearl, you have got to see this Cyborg T-shirt I found. <br>
  
Pearl: Coming, Amy.<br>
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Pearl: Coming, Judy.<br>
  
 
Mary: Oh...hmmm... (mirror flips around revealing SpongeBob. He takes the glitter gloss away from Mary and the mirror flips back around)<br>
 
Mary: Oh...hmmm... (mirror flips around revealing SpongeBob. He takes the glitter gloss away from Mary and the mirror flips back around)<br>
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SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.<br>
 
SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.<br>
  
Pearl: (squeals) This is the greatest thing in the whole world! A necklace! (SpongeBob sighs)<br>
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Pearl: (squeals) My God, this seems like the greatest video game in the whole world!<br>
  
(back at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is nailing down a banner)<br>
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Squidward: The banner's up, Mr. Krabs.<br>
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(back at the Krusty Krab where Mrs. Puff is nailing down a banner; "It's a Girl")<br>
 +
 
 +
Mrs. Puff: The banner's up, Mr. Krabs.<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: I've had that since the day she was born. I got it on sale.<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: I've had that since the day she was born. I got it on sale.<br>
  
Squidward: I'm sure she'll love it, Mr. Krabs.<br>
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Mrs. Puff: I'm sure she'll love it, Mr. Krabs.<br>
  
 
(back at the mall)<br>
 
(back at the mall)<br>
  
Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony nods its head)<br>
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Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony shakes its head)<br>
 +
 
 +
Tina: Pearl, come here. This throw pillow is so coral. (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony, but Judy takes him out of the disguise)<br>
  
Mina: Pearl, come here. This is so coral. It's nail polish! (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony, but Sally takes him out of the disguise)<br>
+
Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Ray Fisher.<br>
  
Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Billy Fishkin.<br>
+
All: Hi, Ray!<br>
  
All: Hi, Billy!<br>
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(Ray, a literal stingray, says nothing as all the girls are sighing. Tina Fran sighs after they do)<br>
  
Billy: Whoo-hoo! Yeah, it's me, Billy! (all sighing. SpongeBob, dressed up as a girl, sighs after they do)<br>
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Tina Fran: Isn't he dreamy?<br>
  
Jenny: Isn't he dreamy? (SpongeBob takes Billy and hands him to the cashier)
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(Meanwhile, SpongeBob takes Billy Fishkin and hands him to the cashier.)<br>
  
 
Cashier: Price check on four.<br>
 
Cashier: Price check on four.<br>
  
Billy: Okay, wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?<br>
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Billy: What the heck are you doing?!<br>
  
 
(back at the Krusty Krab)<br>
 
(back at the Krusty Krab)<br>
  
Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals an ice sculpture of Pearl) Voila! It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of ice into a work of such majesty.<br>
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Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals an ice sculpture of Pearl) It takes true genius to transform 400 blocks of ice into a work of such majesty.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, Pearl's birthday...now how about the entertainment shows? We ran out of those ones where you put on 3D glasses and shrink, and the screen would be very big.  
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Mr. Krabs: That's a great sculpture, Squidward. Well, it's what Pearl put on her list. Now how about the entertainment? Pearl wants some band called Boys Who Cry...<br>
  
Squidward: We have 2 of those left. I remember "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," (laughs) We still have that one. It's a great one.
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Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're the worst band of all time. My cousin loves them. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sync, it'll run into real money.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Don't they play that at Disney World now?  
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Mr. Krabs: How the Davy do you know that?<br>
  
Squidward: Yeah, they used to at EPCOT, and in Tommorowland at Disneyland. But they replaced both of them with Captain EO or something like that.
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Mrs. Puff: And who would want them to lip-sync? I'm sure they have real talent.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Then Boys Who Cry...
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Squidward: When I was booking the Clamshell Orchestra to play at Bikini Bottom Community College. Just to make Pearl happy, waste all your money.<br>
  
Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're my favorite band. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sing, it'll run into real money.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: WHOA! I can't do that! I love money as much as I do Pearl!<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: You're a real fan, huh? You could hire them. But where's the shrinking show? And the lip gloss/lip stick?<br>
+
Mrs. Puff: What if I pay for it? (gleam in her eye)<br>
  
Squidward: Oh yeah, I know all of their songs. And I have money.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: ...OK, you can do it.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: All of their songs?<br>
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Squidward: Let the Boys Who Cry sing all their songs.<br>
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 +
Mr. Krabs: All their songs?<br>
  
 
(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts)<br>
 
(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts)<br>
  
Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday? Would I be a birthday princess?
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Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?<br>
  
Julie: It sure would be. If he was cool, which he's not. Oh, and yes. (laughs)<br>
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Jennifer Millie: It sure would be. If he was cool, which he's not. (laughs)<br>
  
Pearl: Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples.
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Pearl: Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples.<br>
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 +
SpongeBob: Or a gift card to Staples!<br>
 +
 
 +
(Everyone laughs.)<br>
  
 
(back at the Krusty Krab)<br>
 
(back at the Krusty Krab)<br>
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SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!<br>
 
SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where's Pearl's present?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where're Pearl's presents?<br>
  
 
SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.<br>
 
SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.<br>
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Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.<br>
 
Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter)
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter)<br>
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All: Happy birthday! (everyone, including Patrick and Sandy, is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A GIRL')<br>
  
All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEARL!')<br>
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Judy: "It's a girl!"<br>
  
Judy: You're a birthday queen! (Pearl and 3 friends laugh)<br>
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Patrick: ...hi, SpongeBob. (Pearl and 3 friends laugh)<br>
  
Pearl: Daddy! This might actually be fun, for once! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and eat up the popcorn)<br>
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Pearl: Daddy! You changed the banner! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and eat up the popcorn)<br>
  
Mina: It's NOT stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and drink) It's grape soda punch!<br>
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Nazz-Mimi: The popcorn tastes absolutely great. Who made it?<br>
  
Squidward: It is grape soda punch. Ha ha ha... (friends drink the punch)<br>
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Mrs. Puff: I did!<br>  
  
Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (The ice sculpture has a steel head that does not fall off) It's made out of ice! Whoo Hoo!<br>
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(Pearl's friends walk over to the punchbowl and drink)<br>
  
SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Because who all wants some cake?<br>
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Tara: It's fruit punch! My favorite!<br>
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Squidward: It is grape punch. Ha ha ha... (friends drink the punch)<br>
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Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (She takes a good look at the sparkling ice sculpture) It's made out of ice! Whoo-hoo! You actually did it! You made an ice sculpture of me!<br>
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SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Thank Squidward. Who all wants some cake?<br>
  
 
Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all eat the cake) It's chocolate! Yum!<br>
 
Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all eat the cake) It's chocolate! Yum!<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: And frosting.<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: And frosting.<br>
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Sera: (licks thumb) Strawberry flavored.<br>
  
 
Angela: Well, Pearl, 15 lame parties in a row. But this one is great.<br>
 
Angela: Well, Pearl, 15 lame parties in a row. But this one is great.<br>
  
Sally: (notices drink stand) No root beer, but...they do have soda!<br>
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Natalie: (notices drink stand) No root beer, but...<br>
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Sandy: (holds up the root beer bottle) Here's the root beer, you silly!<br>
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Natalie: (pours root beer into cup and takes a swig of it) Thanks.<br>
  
 
Pearl: Wait, there's more. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?<br>
 
Pearl: Wait, there's more. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Oh, even better sweetie. Hit it. (Music plays)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Oh even better, sweetie. Hit it. (Music plays)<br>
  
Boys Who Cry: Hello, ladies. (shrinks, sings, and dances on Pearl’s lip)
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Boys Who Cry: Hello, ladies.
  
 
It's all about you girl,
 
It's all about you girl,
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Huh!
 
Huh!
(grows back, hops off, and dances)
 
  
Tara: Hey, that is Boys Who Cry.<br>
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Tara: Oh my Gosh! He got Boys Who Cry.<br>
  
 
Judy: Yeah!<br>
 
Judy: Yeah!<br>
  
Tara: Yea!<br>
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Clara: Yeah!<br>
  
Clara: What awesome fun is this!<br>
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Sarah: By God! This is awesome!<br>
  
 
Judy: This is great!<br>
 
Judy: This is great!<br>
  
Pearl: Daddy, how could you make it cool? I gave you a list and you made it better. (dances smiling)<br>
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Pearl: Daddy, when and how did you change? I... gave... you... a... list! And you made it even better, even surpassing my expectations. (dances smiling)<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: Pearl, what's outside? (crowd dances to Boys Who Cry)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff and Squidward helped me out, that's how. (notices the truck coming) Pearl, what's outside? (crowd dances to Boys Who Cry)<br>
  
Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap for me. Oh, the presents. That's what's outside. (laughs, then she and her friends walk outside and shake some of the presents)<br>
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Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap, just for me. I love you, daddy. (Pearl and Krabs hug as the crowd "awwws.")<br>
  
Mr. Krabs: I'll make it even cooler, Pearl. Okay, the shrinking show! Put on your Safety Goggles! (Pearl looks in the Krusty Krab's window, then turns to Judy)
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Mr. Krabs: I love you too, Pearl. <br>
  
Pearl: Judy, it's about to start.  
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SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all, Pearl and Krabs and crowd run outside to see this)<br>
  
Judy: Yeah! (rushes inside with Pearl, Nancy, Angela, and Marcie)  
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Mr. Krabs: Time for the presents! (Pearl opens one)<br>
  
Pearl: Let's put on our glasses. (Pearl and friends put on 3D glasses)
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Pearl: You bought me a boat?<br>
  
(Movie starts)
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Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did?<br>
  
Nancy: When I was young, I was afraid of Krabby the Clown, true fact!
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Friends: Wow.<br>
  
Angela: Oh really? Coulrophobia?
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Pearl: ...actually, I think SpongeBob did. (rips open some more presents) A Boys Who Cry CD? And a Stingray 5000 CD too? They rock! Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.<br>
  
Nancy: Yes...let's watch this 3D movie!
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SpongeBob + Pearl: Hit it boys! (More Boys Who Cry!)<br>
  
Group: Bring it on!
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'''''Endsong:''''' Boys Who Cry "It's All About You"
  
(Giant 3D dog appears and sniffs at the audience)
 
  
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Boys Who Cry: It's all about you girl,<br/>
 
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On your sixteenth birthday!<br/>
(3D dog sneezes all over the audience)
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Pay attention to you girl,<br/>
 
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Everyone has to do just what you say.<br/>
Marcie: Ewwwww!
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You get your very own spotlight tonight,<br/>
 
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Cuz it's all about you!<br/>
Pearl: Yeah, ewwww!
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Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
 
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You're the birthday girl!
Sarah: A lion! Eeek!
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June: Who thought of that?
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Sera: Disney is weird!
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Sara: (singing) I wanna throw up...
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Nancy: I'm getting something to eat. (Nancy gets a Krabby Patty and tops it with volcano sauce)
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Angela: LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE!!!
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Pearl: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Sonic: Gosh! The concept is weird, but a snake? Do they wanna traumatize us? That's no good.
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Nancy: I'm back...what is a human doing in the Krusty Krab?
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Marcie: It's the 3D show!
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Tina: Eeek, that dumb boy wants to EAT us!
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(Human picks up the audience and possibly the whole entire Krusty Krab)
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Group: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
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Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Jenny: Why?
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(Human puts the audience and Krusty Krab back down, and after a few minutes, the show is over)
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Mr. Krabs: Well, time for the presents!
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SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all and Breezie pops out of them)<br>
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Pearl: You bought me a Boys Who Cry CD?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did? (Breezie gets out of pile)<br>
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Friends: Wow.<br>
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Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this 500 dollars costing me?<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this 500 dollars costing me?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) Billy...<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) Billy...<br>
  
Spongebob: Oh, you got me everything Pearl wanted. (kisses Pearl)<br>
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SpongeBob: Oh, you got me everything Pearl wanted. (Pearl kisses SpongeBob)<br>
 
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Pearl: Ah, nothing's too good for my daddy.(Spongebob and her dances & laughs so hard)<br>
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Friends: That was a blast!
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Pearl: The shrinking show was kinda scary. Let's go to the Kuddly Krab.
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(Pearl and friends go to the Kuddly Krab)
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GirlyTeen Girl (as a receptionist): Hello, and welcome to the Kuddly Krab. Pearl, you get a four-night pass for both you and your friends.
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Group: Yeah!
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(Pearl leads her friends to the arcade)
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Judy: (playing a video game) I loved this party!
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(Boys Who Cry suddenly appear, then Amy, Sally, and Mina join them. Pearl squeals with the rest of her friends.)
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Boys Who Cry + Amy + Sally + Mina: It's all about you girl,
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On your sixteenth birthday!
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Pay attention to you girl,
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Everyone has to do just what you say.
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You get your very own spotlight tonight,
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Cuz it's all about you!
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Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
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You're the birthday girl!
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(SpongeBob walks in, noticing Pearl)
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SpongeBob: You're a good whale, Pearl.<br>
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Pearl: Get your luck, boy.
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SpongeBob: There, that's better!
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Pearl: Yeah!
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(Pearl leads her friends to a hotel room on the fifth floor. She puts in a Sonic VHS [Not in My Dandruff and Other Stories from 1998].)
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'''TIMECARD''' -- 15 minutes later
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Sonic: Uhhh...I don't know.
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Pearl and friends: Hahahaha!
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(Cut to Bunny Buns, Pearl and friends are playing in the indoor playground. Flare comes over to them.)
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Flare: Hello gals!
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Pearl: Hi Flare!
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Flare: They have really cool rides here!
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Pearl: I know!
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Judy: But...you're a talking candle flame. Where do you come from?
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Flare: Kondo Ito's house in Sapporo, Japan.
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Friends: Uhhhh...
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(Pearl shakes her head.)
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Pearl: Those Japanese people sure are weird! But anyway, let's go on the rides!
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Friends: Yay!
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(Flare disappears. Pearl and her friends run over to the Orbiter and strap themselves on.)
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Marcy: This is gonna be fun, for sure!
+
  
(The ride starts. Pearl and her friends are flipped horizontally and vertically as they scream.)
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Pearl: Oh, ''you'' got me everything I wanted. Ah, nothing's too good for my daddy. (She and SpongeBob dance & laugh so hard)<br>
  
Pearl + Sera: Aaaaaah!
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SpongeBob: You're a good dad, Mr. Krabs. You're a good whale, Pearl.<br>
  
Clara: Aiyeeeeeee!
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Mr. Krabs + Pearl: Get your luck, boy.<br>
  
Nancy: Woah!
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SpongeBob: There, that's better!<br>
  
(The ride ends, and Pearl and her friends get off.)
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Pearl: Yeah! <br>
  
Pearl + Tara: Haha, yeah!
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(episode ends as SpongeBob and Pearl dance)

Latest revision as of 21:53, 17 January 2020

Whale of a Birthday, my version written by Konnichiku of Encyclopedia SpongeBobia, on her old SpongePedia account page

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(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)
Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: "It's All About You."

Song: Boys Who Cry "It's all about you" It's All About You

It's all about you girl,
On your sixteenth birthday!
Pay attention to you girl,
Everyone has to do just what you say.
You get your very own spotlight tonight,
Cuz it's all about you!
Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
You're the birthday girl!


Pearl

Yeah! It's all about me
On my 16th birthday
I want everything that I think is great
So give it up right away
Everybody in the whole wide world
They have to pay attention to me
It's all about me, me...and guess who? Me!

Mr. Krabs: (Pearl crashes through the ceiling and into the kitchen on the ground floor) Neptune's trousers!

Pearl: Morning, daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room on the ground floor?

Pearl: Oh, daddy. I'm just excited because tomorrow's a very special day.

Mr. Krabs: (gulps) It is? (Pearl stares at him) Oh, I mean it is! Very special. Very very special, indeed.

Pearl: You have no idea what day tomorrow is, do you?

Mr. Krabs: None at all.

Pearl: It's my 16th birthday!

Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that?

Pearl: But Dad, I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out; I won't go off to college; I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life.

Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen?

Pearl: (angry)We DON'T! (normal) Promise me you'll give me a real party this year. And don't be cheap! (Krabs nods)

(later at the high school, Pearl is with some of her friends)

Pearl: Hi, girls.

Clara: Hi, Pearl.

Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow?

Jennifer: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as totally coral as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as party favors? (3 girls and Pearl laugh)

Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.

Tara: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)

Clara: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (Pearl and 3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school and heads toward the Krusty Krab)

Pearl: Daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!

Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.

Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set.

Pearl: Why, I've already got the party favors! (shows Hershey's Kisses) Candy!

Mr. Krabs: This year's gonna be a blast! (hugs Pearl)

Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties! You better not ruin this one. Now promise me you won't be cheap.

Mr. Krabs: I promise.

Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr. Krabs rolls it up) Now I want two or more of these things on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?!

SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I realize I can't do this alone. I decided to call in some of me friends to help me give Pearl the party she deserves. While Squidward, Mrs. Puff, and I plan the party, I want you to buy Pearl's present. (takes out his credit card) Here you go, boy.

SpongeBob: What's this, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: It's me credit card. You use it instead of money.

SpongeBob: I can buy stuff with just this piece of plastic? I don't need money?

Mr. Krabs: Exactly.

SpongeBob: Wow.

Mr. Krabs: Now remember, nothing's too good for me little Pearl. Follow her around and see what she likes. You know, do some detective work.

SpongeBob: Detective work--I'm going undercover.

(Pearl pokes her head out from round the door's corner. She somehow overheard the entire conversation.)

Pearl: Come on, kiddo. We're going to the mall!

(Mr. Krabs facepalms. Later at the Bikini Bottom Mall, Pearl is walking with her friends. SpongeBob's with them, too.)

Pearl: So, that's when Marcie told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.

Clara: Even after what he did to her at lunch?

SpongeBob: Who's Angela? Who's Brad?.

Pearl: Did you honestly listen to my entire story?

(SpongeBob shrugs and shakes his head.)

Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.

Nancy: It's just a comb, Pearl. I know when things are great as soon as I see them, and I know for sure that's not.

Pearl: OK, maybe you're right...

SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)

Cashier: (looking at the credit card) Mr. Krabs, huh? Quick--how do you spell "Krabs"?

SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.

Cashier: Close enough.

Pearl: (walking over to the cashier) K-R-A-B-S. There. I did it for you, SpongeBoob. Ha ha, "boob."

Cashier: (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.

SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.

Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss!

Tina: Are you sure?

SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.

Judy: Pearl, you have got to see this Cyborg T-shirt I found.

Pearl: Coming, Judy.

Mary: Oh...hmmm... (mirror flips around revealing SpongeBob. He takes the glitter gloss away from Mary and the mirror flips back around)

SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.

Pearl: (squeals) My God, this seems like the greatest video game in the whole world!

(SpongeBob sighs)

(back at the Krusty Krab where Mrs. Puff is nailing down a banner; "It's a Girl")

Mrs. Puff: The banner's up, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: I've had that since the day she was born. I got it on sale.

Mrs. Puff: I'm sure she'll love it, Mr. Krabs.

(back at the mall)

Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony shakes its head)

Tina: Pearl, come here. This throw pillow is so coral. (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony, but Judy takes him out of the disguise)

Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Ray Fisher.

All: Hi, Ray!

(Ray, a literal stingray, says nothing as all the girls are sighing. Tina Fran sighs after they do)

Tina Fran: Isn't he dreamy?

(Meanwhile, SpongeBob takes Billy Fishkin and hands him to the cashier.)

Cashier: Price check on four.

Billy: What the heck are you doing?!

(back at the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals an ice sculpture of Pearl) It takes true genius to transform 400 blocks of ice into a work of such majesty.

Mr. Krabs: That's a great sculpture, Squidward. Well, it's what Pearl put on her list. Now how about the entertainment? Pearl wants some band called Boys Who Cry...

Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're the worst band of all time. My cousin loves them. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sync, it'll run into real money.

Mr. Krabs: How the Davy do you know that?

Mrs. Puff: And who would want them to lip-sync? I'm sure they have real talent.

Squidward: When I was booking the Clamshell Orchestra to play at Bikini Bottom Community College. Just to make Pearl happy, waste all your money.

Mr. Krabs: WHOA! I can't do that! I love money as much as I do Pearl!

Mrs. Puff: What if I pay for it? (gleam in her eye)

Mr. Krabs: ...OK, you can do it.

Squidward: Let the Boys Who Cry sing all their songs.

Mr. Krabs: All their songs?

(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts)

Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?

Jennifer Millie: It sure would be. If he was cool, which he's not. (laughs)

Pearl: Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples.

SpongeBob: Or a gift card to Staples!

(Everyone laughs.)

(back at the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: It's almost time for the party to start!

SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where're Pearl's presents?

SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.

Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter)

All: Happy birthday! (everyone, including Patrick and Sandy, is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A GIRL')

Judy: "It's a girl!"

Patrick: ...hi, SpongeBob. (Pearl and 3 friends laugh)

Pearl: Daddy! You changed the banner! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and eat up the popcorn)

Nazz-Mimi: The popcorn tastes absolutely great. Who made it?

Mrs. Puff: I did!

(Pearl's friends walk over to the punchbowl and drink)

Tara: It's fruit punch! My favorite!

Squidward: It is grape punch. Ha ha ha... (friends drink the punch)

Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (She takes a good look at the sparkling ice sculpture) It's made out of ice! Whoo-hoo! You actually did it! You made an ice sculpture of me!

SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Thank Squidward. Who all wants some cake?

Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all eat the cake) It's chocolate! Yum!

Mr. Krabs: And frosting.

Sera: (licks thumb) Strawberry flavored.

Angela: Well, Pearl, 15 lame parties in a row. But this one is great.

Natalie: (notices drink stand) No root beer, but...

Sandy: (holds up the root beer bottle) Here's the root beer, you silly!

Natalie: (pours root beer into cup and takes a swig of it) Thanks.

Pearl: Wait, there's more. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?

Mr. Krabs: Oh even better, sweetie. Hit it. (Music plays)

Boys Who Cry: Hello, ladies.

It's all about you girl,

On your sixteenth birthday!

Pay attention to you girl,

Everyone has to do just what you say.

You get your very own spotlight tonight,

Cuz it's all about you!

Yeah, it's all about Pearl!

You're the birthday girl!

Huh!

Tara: Oh my Gosh! He got Boys Who Cry.

Judy: Yeah!

Clara: Yeah!

Sarah: By God! This is awesome!

Judy: This is great!

Pearl: Daddy, when and how did you change? I... gave... you... a... list! And you made it even better, even surpassing my expectations. (dances smiling)

Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff and Squidward helped me out, that's how. (notices the truck coming) Pearl, what's outside? (crowd dances to Boys Who Cry)

Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap, just for me. I love you, daddy. (Pearl and Krabs hug as the crowd "awwws.")

Mr. Krabs: I love you too, Pearl.

SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all, Pearl and Krabs and crowd run outside to see this)

Mr. Krabs: Time for the presents! (Pearl opens one)

Pearl: You bought me a boat?

Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did?

Friends: Wow.

Pearl: ...actually, I think SpongeBob did. (rips open some more presents) A Boys Who Cry CD? And a Stingray 5000 CD too? They rock! Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.

SpongeBob + Pearl: Hit it boys! (More Boys Who Cry!)

Endsong: Boys Who Cry "It's All About You"


Boys Who Cry: It's all about you girl,
On your sixteenth birthday!
Pay attention to you girl,
Everyone has to do just what you say.
You get your very own spotlight tonight,
Cuz it's all about you!
Yeah, it's all about Pearl! You're the birthday girl!

Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this 500 dollars costing me?

SpongeBob: Here's the receipt.

Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) Billy...

SpongeBob: Oh, you got me everything Pearl wanted. (Pearl kisses SpongeBob)

Pearl: Oh, you got me everything I wanted. Ah, nothing's too good for my daddy. (She and SpongeBob dance & laugh so hard)

SpongeBob: You're a good dad, Mr. Krabs. You're a good whale, Pearl.

Mr. Krabs + Pearl: Get your luck, boy.

SpongeBob: There, that's better!

Pearl: Yeah!

(episode ends as SpongeBob and Pearl dance)

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