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Episode related to it: [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)]]
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== Characters ==
 
== Characters ==
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
    *Skeleton
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*Patrick's Skeleton
    *Skin
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*Patrick's Skin
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
 
*Other surfers
 
*Other surfers
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*[[Patchy | Patchy the Pirate:]] (as the narrator)
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*[[Potty | Potty the Parrot]]
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs | Mr. Krabs]]
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*[[Perch Perkins]]
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*Dads
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*Moms
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*Girls
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*Boys
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*[[Minions]]
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*[[Bugs | Bugs Bunny]]
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== Transcripts ==
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=== Surf Short #1 ===
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(At Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)
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SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)
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Patrick: (Applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (Later, Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (Notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (Patrick tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)
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Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.
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Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.
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=== Surf Short #2 ===
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(At Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)
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SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?
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Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?
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SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!
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Squidward: (A surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Squidward notices them) What the?
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SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!
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Squidward: (Squidward magically appears at Goo Lagoon) Wha?
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SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (SpongeBob and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)
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Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Squidward wakes up from the nightmare. He looks around to see it's not a reality. He does a sigh of relief)
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SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.
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=== Surf Short #3 ===
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(Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)
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SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!
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Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!
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SpongeBob: Let's do it! (Lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.
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Patrick: Oooooohhh.
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(Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.)
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SpongeBob: This is awesome! (Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)
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Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)
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Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?
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=== Surf Short #4 ===
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(At Splash Pad, Patchy play in the swings)
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Patchy: Hi kids.
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Potty: I love swings.
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Patchy: Yes, Potty.
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Patchy: Let's go. (He run to splash pad with kids, dads and moms)
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Potty: Ready.
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Patchy: Ready.
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Patchy (plays)
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=== Surf Short #5 ===
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Bugs: What up Doc?
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(The camera then look both ways)
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=== Surf Short #6 ===
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(a book  entitled "SpongeBob Surf" is on a wooden type platform)
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Narrator: Ahoy, mateys! Today I be spillin' a tale ye won't soon forget. (book opens and shows a chapter called "Surf") It's "Surf".
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(The scene we starts)
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SpongeBob is surf.
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Squidward is surf too.
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SpongeBob look.
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He said-
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SpongeBob:
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Squidward?
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Look?
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Narrator:
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Squidward look.
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SpongeBob look.
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None other than Squidward
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and his bad face acne.
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(zoom in on Squidward's zits on his face
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Squidward: Hey!
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Mr. Krabs:
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What's is this contraption
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you've hauled into me place?
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Squidward:
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A miracle, a marvel.
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It'll cook Krabby Patties at a fabulous pace.
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Mr. Krabs:
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But how are the patties?
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I mean, how do they taste?
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Squidward:
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I'll let you try one.
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Shove this in your face.
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(hands Mr. Krabs a Krabby Patty)
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Mr. Krabs:
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I have to admit,
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that patty was yummy.
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Though it sits like a rock
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when it lands in me tummy.
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But I've already got a fry cook
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and he's always on time.
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Squidward:
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Ah, but this gizmo is faster
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and you won't pay it a dime.
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Mr. Krabs:
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Your machine sounds delightful.
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But how much does it cost?
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Squidward:
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Hmm, just fire SpongeBob
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and tell him get lost.
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(SpongeBob is staring from the kitchen window)
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Narrator:
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The machine wanted his job
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to make SpongeBob quit.
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But SpongeBob didn't like it.
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No, not one bit.
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Pushing his grill,
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SpongeBob burst through the door.
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SpongeBob: (pushes the grill out the kitchen)
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I challenge your gadget;
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I declare patty war!
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Narrator:
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With 3 little words,
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Krabs started the show.
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His flag in the air,
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he cried-
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Mr. Krabs:
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Ready, set, go!
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Narrator:
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Quick as a flash,
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Squidward pulled the big lever
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and then sat back
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feeling oh, so quite clever.
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SpongeBob, with spatula
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held tight in his fist,
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flung twenty patties,
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not a single one missed.
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(SpongeBob throws twenty patties on the grill)
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The crowd was VERY impressed.
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Sandy: Wow!
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Narrator:
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They cheered full of glee.
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All except Patrick,
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who had to go pee.
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(everyone cheers but Patrick, who is wiggling a lot)
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Narrator:
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A noise and a clatter
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came from the machine,
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and out popped the patties
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in a burst of hot steam.
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The gadget was fast,
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its first batch completed,
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but SpongeBob yelled out-
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SpongeBob:
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I won't be defeated!
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Narrator:
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He took in some air.
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SpongeBob swelled his physique.
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And dozens of patties
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filled up in his cheeks.
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(breaths in so hard that a bag of patties flee into his mouth)
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He strained and he sweated,
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he summoned his will.
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And shot Krabby Patties
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all on the grill.
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Squidward:
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Not bad!
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Narrator:
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Yelled out Squidward.
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Squidward:
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A really good try.
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But let's see how you do against
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my machine set on high.
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(pulls down the machine lever to set it on high)
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Narrator:
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The gizmo, it shuddered.
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It crackled, it shook!
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And as Squidward laughed:
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Squidward:
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Ha, ha.
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Narrator:
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Sandy said-
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Sandy:
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What a schnook.
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Narrator:
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But SpongeBob cried out-
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SpongeBob:
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I won't lose to that thing!
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Narrator:
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Then he held up two spatulas
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and leapt like a spring.
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His hands were a blur,
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the patties went flying.
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He fried up a hundred
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with out even trying.
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Squidward was worried.
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SpongeBob couldn't be beat.
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Squidward:
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I got one last chance,
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I'll turn up the heat!
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SpongeBob:
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He struggled and strained
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'till his face turned dark blue.
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Then the lever moved forward
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and broke right in two.
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The gadget buckled and sparked.
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It cracked like a gun.
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So Squidward took off, yelling-
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Squidward: (runs out of the Krusty Krab)
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Let me know if I won!
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Narrator:
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Lightning flew from its maw.
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It looked ready to burst.
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But SpongeBob, still standing, yelled...
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SpongeBob:
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Foul beast, do your worst!
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Narrator:
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The patties came flying,
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by twos and be threes.
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By dozens, by hundreds,
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oh, it was something to see.
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Aye,that machine, it was fast,
 +
but SpongeBob was faster.
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He proved to that thing that
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he was its master.
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The gadget blew into bits
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and died with a boom.
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The blast was so loud
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that it woke Potty.
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(Potty is in his bed, asleep, til he hears the boom)
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Potty: Hello.
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(cut back to the Krusty Krab)
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Narrator:
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It was all over,
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finished and done.
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With his head held up high,
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SpongeBob knew he had won.
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The crowd yelled "Hooray,
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Squidward's name is now mud!"
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But as they were cheering,
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SpongeBob fell with a thud.
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(SpongeBob falls over. The crowd gasps. Cut to a grave, where Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward are standing in front of it)
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The service was short.
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Tears shed with regret.
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Squidward, it seemed,
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was the one most upset.
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(Squidward sets flowers over the grave and walks away, crying. Then, SpongeBob walks up to the grave)
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SpongeBob: Whoo, yeah! (dances cheerfully)
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Narrator:
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What's that? You thought SpongeBob
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was buried down there?
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They just buried the gadget.
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Ha-ha, this I swear.
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(pan below the dirt where we see the patty gadget underground. Storybook closes)
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Well, that ends me tale,
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straight from the book.
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Now I gotta go
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and polish me hook.
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Revision as of 23:52, 25 May 2015

Episode related to it: SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)

Contents

Characters

Transcripts

Surf Short #1

(At Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)

SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)

Patrick: (Applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (Later, Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (Notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (Patrick tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)

Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.

Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.

Surf Short #2

(At Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?

Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!

Squidward: (A surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Squidward notices them) What the?

SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!

Squidward: (Squidward magically appears at Goo Lagoon) Wha?

SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (SpongeBob and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)

Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Squidward wakes up from the nightmare. He looks around to see it's not a reality. He does a sigh of relief)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.

Surf Short #3

(Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)

SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!

Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!

SpongeBob: Let's do it! (Lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.

Patrick: Oooooohhh.

(Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.)

SpongeBob: This is awesome! (Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)

Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)

Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?

Surf Short #4

(At Splash Pad, Patchy play in the swings)

Patchy: Hi kids.

Potty: I love swings.

Patchy: Yes, Potty.

Patchy: Let's go. (He run to splash pad with kids, dads and moms)

Potty: Ready.

Patchy: Ready.

Patchy (plays)

Surf Short #5

Bugs: What up Doc?

(The camera then look both ways)

Surf Short #6

(a book entitled "SpongeBob Surf" is on a wooden type platform)

Narrator: Ahoy, mateys! Today I be spillin' a tale ye won't soon forget. (book opens and shows a chapter called "Surf") It's "Surf".

(The scene we starts)

SpongeBob is surf. 
Squidward is surf too. 
SpongeBob look.
He said-

SpongeBob:

Squidward? 
Look?

Narrator:

Squidward look.
SpongeBob look. 

None other than Squidward 
and his bad face acne. 

(zoom in on Squidward's zits on his face

Squidward: Hey!

Mr. Krabs:

What's is this contraption 
you've hauled into me place?

Squidward:

A miracle, a marvel. 
It'll cook Krabby Patties at a fabulous pace.

Mr. Krabs:

But how are the patties? 
I mean, how do they taste?

Squidward:

I'll let you try one. 
Shove this in your face. 

(hands Mr. Krabs a Krabby Patty)

Mr. Krabs:

I have to admit, 
that patty was yummy. 
Though it sits like a rock 
when it lands in me tummy. 

But I've already got a fry cook 
and he's always on time.

Squidward:

Ah, but this gizmo is faster 
and you won't pay it a dime.

Mr. Krabs:

Your machine sounds delightful. 
But how much does it cost?

Squidward:

Hmm, just fire SpongeBob 
and tell him get lost. 

(SpongeBob is staring from the kitchen window)

Narrator:

The machine wanted his job 
to make SpongeBob quit. 
But SpongeBob didn't like it. 
No, not one bit. 
Pushing his grill, 
SpongeBob burst through the door.

SpongeBob: (pushes the grill out the kitchen)

I challenge your gadget; 
I declare patty war!

Narrator:

With 3 little words, 
Krabs started the show. 
His flag in the air, 
he cried-

Mr. Krabs:

Ready, set, go!

Narrator:

Quick as a flash, 
Squidward pulled the big lever 
and then sat back 
feeling oh, so quite clever. 
SpongeBob, with spatula 
held tight in his fist, 
flung twenty patties, 
not a single one missed. 

(SpongeBob throws twenty patties on the grill)

The crowd was VERY impressed.

Sandy: Wow!

Narrator:

They cheered full of glee. 
All except Patrick, 
who had to go pee. 

(everyone cheers but Patrick, who is wiggling a lot)

Narrator:

A noise and a clatter 
came from the machine, 
and out popped the patties 
in a burst of hot steam. 
The gadget was fast, 
its first batch completed, 
but SpongeBob yelled out-

SpongeBob:

I won't be defeated!

Narrator:

He took in some air. 
SpongeBob swelled his physique. 
And dozens of patties 
filled up in his cheeks. 

(breaths in so hard that a bag of patties flee into his mouth)

He strained and he sweated, 
he summoned his will. 
And shot Krabby Patties 
all on the grill.

Squidward:

Not bad!

Narrator:

Yelled out Squidward.

Squidward:

A really good try. 
But let's see how you do against 
my machine set on high. 

(pulls down the machine lever to set it on high)

Narrator:

The gizmo, it shuddered. 
It crackled, it shook! 
And as Squidward laughed:

Squidward:

Ha, ha.

Narrator:

Sandy said-

Sandy:

What a schnook.

Narrator:

But SpongeBob cried out-

SpongeBob:

I won't lose to that thing!

Narrator:

Then he held up two spatulas
and leapt like a spring. 

His hands were a blur, 
the patties went flying. 
He fried up a hundred 
with out even trying. 
Squidward was worried.
SpongeBob couldn't be beat.

Squidward:

I got one last chance, 
I'll turn up the heat!

SpongeBob:

He struggled and strained 
'till his face turned dark blue. 
Then the lever moved forward 
and broke right in two. 
The gadget buckled and sparked. 
It cracked like a gun. 
So Squidward took off, yelling-

Squidward: (runs out of the Krusty Krab)

Let me know if I won!

Narrator:

Lightning flew from its maw. 
It looked ready to burst. 
But SpongeBob, still standing, yelled...

SpongeBob:

Foul beast, do your worst!

Narrator:

The patties came flying, 
by twos and be threes. 
By dozens, by hundreds, 
oh, it was something to see. 
Aye,that machine, it was fast, 
but SpongeBob was faster. 
He proved to that thing that 
he was its master. 


The gadget blew into bits 
and died with a boom. 
The blast was so loud 
that it woke Potty. 

(Potty is in his bed, asleep, til he hears the boom)

Potty: Hello.

(cut back to the Krusty Krab)

Narrator:

It was all over, 
finished and done. 
With his head held up high, 
SpongeBob knew he had won. 
The crowd yelled "Hooray, 
Squidward's name is now mud!" 
But as they were cheering, 
SpongeBob fell with a thud. 

(SpongeBob falls over. The crowd gasps. Cut to a grave, where Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward are standing in front of it)

The service was short. 
Tears shed with regret. 
Squidward, it seemed, 
was the one most upset. 

(Squidward sets flowers over the grave and walks away, crying. Then, SpongeBob walks up to the grave)

SpongeBob: Whoo, yeah! (dances cheerfully)

Narrator:

What's that? You thought SpongeBob 
was buried down there? 
They just buried the gadget. 
Ha-ha, this I swear. 

(pan below the dirt where we see the patty gadget underground. Storybook closes)

Well, that ends me tale, 
straight from the book. 
Now I gotta go 
and polish me hook.

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