Kelpy G

Gender:	Male
Species:	Octopus sy
Occupation:	Porno graphic actor and director
Interests:	Playing the clarinet, Being Awesome (jazz music)
Pen is size:	12 Inches according to Patrick Star, but in another Episode Spongebob claims it to be 13 Inches while Squidward claims its 11 Inches.

Kelpy G is a bise xual po rn actor and director who is primarily known for his g ay work, although he stared in the very succesfull straight por n movie The ra pe and total destruction of Susie Fish. He is currently deployed by the por nographic label Heniously Foxy Hawt Productions and Shaggable F ag Ends Studios. He is known for his stamina, his descent acting skills and his enormous pen is, reported to be 12 Inches long. He also directed for the g ay studio Squid Viking Pictures. He has been arrested 7 times on drug charges

Looks

Kelpy G is a gay/bi po rn god

Trivia

• Parody of musician Kenny G.
• His manager is his boyfriend Milo J. Finkerfish.
• His music was heard in The Thing, A Flea in Her Dome, Bucket Sweet Bucket, Enchanted Tiki Dreams and Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom.
• His mom big gay

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