Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman (Song)

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'''Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman''' is a song that is sung by an unknown country singer on [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s record player in the episode: [[Squid on Strike (Episode)|Squid on Strike]]. The instrumental version is also heard in the title card.
 
'''Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman''' is a song that is sung by an unknown country singer on [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s record player in the episode: [[Squid on Strike (Episode)|Squid on Strike]]. The instrumental version is also heard in the title card.
  
  Here I come
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  Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman,
They call me
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I'm a-quittin' this here job
A beast like none before
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You've been outside gettin' tan
I suck the abscess of dead infants
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And I've been gettin' robbed
I want some more
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I Am Baby Killer
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My life is worth so much more
I kill pregnant slts and whres!!
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Than a dollar 'n' ten an hour
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Wakin' up by the quareter to four
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And I'm startin' ta turn sour
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So, Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman,
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I'm a-quittin' this here job
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I'm sick of eatin' old bran
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And living like a slob.
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You've got me living like a slob!  
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Splaying inside the womb
 
Red and wet I tear chunks from the pssy Red and wet mangled unborn baby
 
Eat the meat dripping from filthy...
 
Cmstained, blood-soaked, rotten ct Infant skull exploding in my mouth
 
It's brain on the floor
 
I grab it's tongue and tear it out
 
Dead meat for me. I can't believe
 
How much this baby is bleeding
 
It's tiny stumps pours out more
 
Than it's dead mothers open sores
 
It's guts paint the floor
 
It's flesh I shall gorge.
 
It seems feasting on young infant flesh has made my smen leak.
 
I am aroused. Fk I'm crazy
 
I fck the blood. I need meat on my cck.
 
No meat can satisfy me. I must spew my seed
 
Spunk flows throughout the mangled infant. now I'll chop it up
 
Chunks of guts fly as I stand with baby skin all over me
 
Forcing the blood-soaked gore unmercifully down my throat
 
Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me
 
Over and over I feast oI feast on it's death
 
It's all gone. I want some more
 
I turn to it's mother
 
Blood is still flowing strongly from her butchered psy
 
I drink from her fountain, stench of menstrual gore
 
Gagging on chunks of sliced up pssy
 
I feel pressure....
 
Pushing in my brain
 
The force caves in my head
 
My eyes eject slowly
 
Where's my knife?
 
I plunge my knife in
 
Inside my head
 
My veins are seeping
 
Warm streams of red
 
My tongue tastes so horrid
 
I must swallow it
 
Gore taste so scrumptious
 
Enough to wash it down with pss
 
  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 12:16, 11 December 2017

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman is a song that is sung by an unknown country singer on SpongeBob's record player in the episode: Squid on Strike. The instrumental version is also heard in the title card.

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman,
I'm a-quittin' this here job
You've been outside gettin' tan
And I've been gettin' robbed 
My life is worth so much more
Than a dollar 'n' ten an hour
Wakin' up by the quareter to four
And I'm startin' ta turn sour 
So, Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman,
I'm a-quittin' this here job
I'm sick of eatin' old bran
And living like a slob.
You've got me living like a slob!
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