Editing Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly

'''French Narrator''': ''Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios.'' (a large crowd of excited people is shown) ''Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch...'' (the title appears on screen) ''...the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode!'' (an shot of the town of Encino appears) ''Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate!'' (inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming. Potty flies up)

'''Potty''': Patchy! Patchy! The kids are here. (flushes the toilet)

'''Patchy''': WAH!!! (opens the curtain in panic) Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time? (looks at the camera) Oh, hello! Dahh! (covers himself with the curtain) What are you all doing here?

'''French Narrator''': ''Remembering SpongeBob.'' (curtain in the background opens. SpongeBob walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab, from "[[As Seen on TV (Episode)|As Seen on TV]]", brings it around town, from "[[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]]", puts a ketchup pawprint on a Krabby Patty then puts it down on a bun, from "[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]", struggles with his long legs, also from "The Chaperone", separates into two pieces then joins back together, from "[[Pizza Delivery (Episode)|Pizza Delivery]]", stands motionless in awe, also from "As Seen on TV", struggles lifting up a bar with two teddy bears attached, from "[[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]]", skips outside tossing hearts in the air, from "[[Valentine's Day (Episode)|Valentine's Day]]", goes for a blue jellyfish but winds up catching himself in his net, from "[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]", surfs backwards with his pants ripped then wipes out, from "[[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]", dodges a karate chop from Sandy, from "[[Karate Choppers (Episode)|Karate Choppers]]", smokes a bubble pipe, from "[[Grandma's Kisses (Episode)|Grandma's Kisses]]", sheds a layer of his skin, from "[[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]]", floats around a boat completely inflated, also from "Pizza Delivery", sends a message in a bubble, from "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]", a muscular version of him chases a jellyfish, from "[[MuscleBob BuffPants (Episode)|MuscleBob BuffPants]]", he lies in bed next to Squidward, from "[[Home Sweet Pineapple (Episode)|Home Sweet Pineapple]]", scrubs the inside of his head, also from "The Chaperone", clenches onto Mrs. Puff, from "[[Boating School (Episode)|Boating School]]", rocks out, from "[[Band Geeks (Episode)|Band Geeks]]", plucks his eyebrows, yet again from "The Chaperone", sucks on a table, from "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]", shrinks on the Krusty Krab grill, from "[[Nature Pants (Episode)|Nature Pants]]", does a karate dance, also from "Karate Choppers", blows the sand of Squidward, from "[[Reef Blower (Episode)|Reef Blower]]", wiggles around, also from "F.U.N.", and lastly, gets shut out by Squidward, from "[[The Paper (Episode)|The Paper]]". An audience applauds. Cut to Patchy, who is sitting on the couch)

'''Potty''': Brawk! Pipe down! ("Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen. SpongeBob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background. His body squishes up, then returns to normal. Then, his body extends and his arms flail around. He returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music. He extends his body again. Then, once again, he squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music. He extends his body again. He starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right. He extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around. Then, he begins frantically running again. His limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head. He begins walking normally again. "Walk Cycles" ends. A test card is shown while a 1050 Hz tone comes from the TV. Patchy stares blankly for a moment)

'''Patchy''': Grrrrr... (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) SpongeBob betrayed us?! (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures. Begins tearing them off the wall) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled bedroom and starts throwing things everywhere) I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) All of it! (runs to the door) I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! (runs out the door crying)

'''French Narrator''': ''Here we see the proud jellyfish hunter.'' (SpongeBob stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net) ''He stands motionless to lure the jellyfish into a false sense of security.'' (a jellyfish swims right by him) ''And when his prey ventures to close, he springs into action.''

'''SpongeBob''': (puts on his safety glasses, turns into a spring and bounces after the jellyfish. Stops in midair and looks down) Huh? (stretches out and starts falling downward, now in normal form) AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (separates into seven smaller SpongeBobs, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside. Wipes the sweat off his forehead)  Phew! I salute you, oh majestic jellyfish. (salutes a jellyfish that buzzes over his head) Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. (a jellyfish floats up and down above SpongeBob's palm. Music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him. Clears his throat)

'''SpongeBob''': (snaps) I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob working on building a plane outside of a barn. Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick''':  What's that contraption, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob''': There they go again, Gary. (sighs) I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. (takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away) Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (grabs his pants and puts them on) Back to reality. (walks over to the sink. Gary the Snail follows)

'''Mrs. Puff''': Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree. I've had her since I was a little girl. (takes a deep breath) But now it looks like the end of her world. (the tree branch holding the snail snaps off) NO!!!!!!

(picks up a dime off the ceiling of a building and drops it in Mr. Krabs' hand)

'''Mr. Krabs''':  I'm rich! (Patrick stares in awe at a mime doing his shtick. SpongeBob swoops down and lifts him into the air)

(inside the bush, Plankton is struggling to untangle himself from a piece of kelp. SpongeBob lifts him up)

'''Larry''': Help me pick out a tie? (holds out three different colored ties. SpongeBob picks one)

'''Squidward''': Clean my bathtub? (SpongeBob unwillingly obeys)