Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum

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Episode Article: [[The Gift of Gum]]
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Gary]]
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*[[Sandy]]
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==Dialogue==
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(Patrick's rock opens up and a giant ball of pink gum rises up from the ground and Patrick is holding it)<br>
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'''Patrick''': Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. (giggling)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! Happy Best Friend...whoa.<br>
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'''Patrick''': This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I am truly honored and... (cries)
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'''Patrick''': What's wrong, buddy?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...that. (a robot comes out)<br>
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'''Robo 2.1''': Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature
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comforts. Would you care for a pastry? (shoots a pastry into Patrick's mouth)<br>
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'''Patrick''': Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, SpongeBob. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on,
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Robo.<br>
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'''Robo 2.1''': Coming, Master Patrick.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': No, not at all.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Thanks. Good-bye, Gummy. You be good to SpongeBob, you hear? (pokes his finger in the ball of gum and it squirts
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out water on Patrick) I love you, too, Gummy. (hugs it) Well, he's all yours.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode
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please you. (struggles to push the giant ball of gum in his house. Breaks his arms in half in the process) Oh, you sure a re a big boy, aren't you. Ooh. Hey, I know how to handle this. With a little karate. Hyah! (rolls the giant ball of gum
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into his pineapple. Crawls out using his legs) Ooh. Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make. With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. (sniffs and almost barfs) Get a hold of yourself, SpongeBob. It's not so bad. After all, it is a gift from Patrick. (a pair of underwear come out of the gum and crawls onto SpongeBob)<br>
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'''Underwear''': You're not Patrick. (SpongeBob screams and runs into another room)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. (cut to SpongeBob taking the ball of gum out of the garage and
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holds it up) Good-byee, stinkball. See ya never. (throws it on top of his garbage can)<br>
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'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, whatcha doing? (Robo is carrying Patrick on a mattress)<br>
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'''Robo 2.1''': It appears that he is throwing Gummy away.<br>
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'''Patrick''': What? Is that true?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': No way, Patrick.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Well, how do you explain this? (points to Gummy on the garbage can)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. (puts the garbage can top on Gummy) Isn't this a
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cute look?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Hmmm. Bold yet understated. Brilliant idea, SpongeBob. Keep up the good work. Come on, Robo, let's find more belly
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button lint. (cut to SpongeBob digging a giant hole)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (looks around) Okay, no sign of Patrick. Better make this fast. (drives a bulldozer) Get ready for your dirt
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nap, Gummy. (laughs then stops when he sees Patrick on the bulldozer)<br>
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are you doing? I'm waiting.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Uh... I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and... Allow me to
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demonstrate. (gets in hole) See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle. Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and
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proudly. And I know just the place. (puts Gummy above SpongeBob’s door) Isn't he breathtaking? All right, SpongeBob, we got
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to go. I'm gonna learn how to use a fork. Right, Robo?<br>
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'''Robo  2.1''': It will be my pleasure, master.<br>
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'''Patrick''': By the way, your house looks a million times better. (the old sock falls from the giant ball of gum and onto
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SpongeBob’s nose)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (cut to later) Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? It's hideous.<br>
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br>
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'''SpongeBob Theif''': Wishful thinking, Gary. What burglar would want to steal that thing? (sneaks off and dresses up as a burglar)
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Shhh. (Gary zips him mouth and his eyes. Cut to night where SpongeBob sneaks around his house, looking back and forth at
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Patrick's rock to make sure he is not awake. He struggles to get into the ball of gum but does. A fish digs his way to
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where SpongeBob is)<br>
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'''Fish''': Who are you? Where did you come from?<br>
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'''SpongeBob Theif''': Uh, up there.<br>
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'''Fish''': Oh, thank Neptune. Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on! (manages to get out of the ball of gum) I'm free! I'm free!
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I'm sugar-free! (jumps off the gum as everyone else does the same) At last! (SpongeBob gets out of the gum and tries
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pulling it off his house but gets launched back at the gum. Cut to the next day where Sandy is walking up to SpongeBob’s
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house)<br>
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'''Sandy''': (steps in some gum) What in tarnation? (notices SpongeBob’s house covered in gum) Oh my gosh. SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
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(knocks on his door) SpongeBob, open up.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Sandy.<br>
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'''Sandy''': SpongeBob? (gasps)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. (sighs)<br>
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'''Sandy''': Oh my gosh. How long you've been stuck there, SpongeBob?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': All day.<br>
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'''Sandy''': Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': No, wait, Sandy. The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.<br>
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'''Sandy''': Oh, that's just crazy talk. Hyah! (karate chops it but gets stuck to it)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Told ya. Save yourself, Sandy. Runaway before you end up like me!<br>
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'''Sandy''': Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. (sees a truck driving down the street) I've got an idea. (takes the gum
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and lassos it onto a truck. The truck slows down but the driver puts the pedal to the metal but it's still not going
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anywhere) Hang on tight, SpongeBob.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, all righty.<br>
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'''Truck Driver''': Come on, Old Blue. Don't you talk back to me. Do as your told. Do it! Do it! Do it! Come on girl, do it. Come
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on! (truck splits in half. The back half hits Sandy and sends her back into the pile of gum, making it explode everywhere)
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'''Squidward''': What the...? Just let it go, Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved, Squidward. (Squidward's house attaches
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itself to SpongeBob’s and Squidward is sent out his window and onto the sticky gum) Of course.<br>
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'''Sandy''': I'm okay.<br>
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'''Patrick''': What's this? SpongeBob, what have you done?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick, I can explain.<br>
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'''Patrick''': It's-it's...it's amazing. It's like a gummy wonderland. Whee! Wow, I wish I were having this much fun. I knew
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you'd love it.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I have something to tell you.<br>
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'''Robo 2.1''': Would you care for a massage, Master?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Enough already. Sheesh. So, you were saying something, SpongeBob?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Uh, well, how can I put this?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Aw, just come right out and... (Robo blows a fan at Patrick) Will you stop? Just stop. (Robo stops)<br>
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'''Squidward''': Get on with it, SpongeBob.<br>
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'''Sandy''': Wrap it up.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Squidward? Sandy? Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me. I-I-I mean, your Gummy.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Uh-huh.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, it's still Best Friends Day. How would you like your Gummy back?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Yes!<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': It's yours, buddy. But first, you got to get us out of this.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Oh, that's easy. (chews all the gum up) I told you it was easy. (tummy rumbles. He hiccups a giant ball of gum and
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it pops over the entire town. Gum covers the four characters as their shapely figure) Wow! This is best Best Friends Day
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ever!
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