Episode Transcript: Picture Day

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pene<nowiki></nowiki>trate the glossy sheen(puts on some Sponge Gloss) of Sponge Gloss.(sparkles) (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School)  
 
pene<nowiki></nowiki>trate the glossy sheen(puts on some Sponge Gloss) of Sponge Gloss.(sparkles) (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School)  
 
There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck  
 
There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck  
driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on SpongeBob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just a splash of water.  
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driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on SpongeBob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just water.  
 
(a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over SpongeBob) Stamps? (he tries taking them off but a truck  
 
(a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over SpongeBob) Stamps? (he tries taking them off but a truck  
 
spills oatmeal all over SpongeBob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over SpongeBob) Glue. (cut to  
 
spills oatmeal all over SpongeBob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over SpongeBob) Glue. (cut to  

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Episode Article: Picture Day

Characters

Dialogue

(Gary is snoring until the alarmhorn blows. SpongeBob’s blanket flies off but reveals a box for SpongeBob's body, a fork for the nose, and 2 potatoes for the feet)

SpongeBob: (laughs) Nice try, "alarmy", but you got to get up pretty early to wake me up on "picture day"!.

Gary: Meow. (crawls under SpongeBob's blanket)

SpongeBob: Now, if you'll excuse me, Gary, I must go make myself picturesque. (cut to SpongeBob putting a vacuum on his face then using a rolling pin to make his face shine. Then he gets some red and blue paint to paint the stripes on his socks. Next, he rolls on some paint for his pants and uses a white crayon for his teeth. He puts on a wig and then he turns it into The Beatles’ hair style, then a Jamaican hairdo, then shaves it off.) Perfect! I'm ready. Whoo-hoo!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: (humming until a piece of seaweed leaves a green residue on his clothes) Fine, not to worry, no problem.(and did it again) Vacuum, Rolling Pin, Crayon, Red and Blue Paint.

SpongeBob: Perfect I'm ready!!! Aaaaa...gain!

Gary: Meeow?

SpongeBob: I must do a correct approach...(Walks out with an umbrella and sees Squidward picking up a newspaper) Hi Squidward...I'd love to chat right now but it's picture day...(A garbage truck picks up SpongeBob and dips him in a trash mess inside it thinking he is a trash can and sets him down in a ugly, filthy, scummy mess. Squidward laughs at SpongeBob and mocks him as SpongeBob vomits out a garbage bag. SpongeBob does the vacuum, rolling pin, etcetera before walking outside and holding a trash can in front of him so that the garbage truck won't dip him in the garbage. This succeeds and SpongeBob runs off.)

SpongeBob: Still looking good Spongy, and Boating School is just around the corner. (crowd is screaming and running away)

Harold: Take cover! The teenagers, they've been let out of school and they're pelting us with balloons filled with... (gets hit with a balloon that leaves a red pile of goo on his back. SpongeBob tastes it)

SpongeBob: Ketchup?

Fish: Save yourself, kid. I'm already finished. (SpongeBob runs away while dodging all the balloons. He hides behind a dumpster, but there is a kid waiting for him with a ketchup bottle)

Teenager: Gotcha!

SpongeBob: Wait, wait, don't squirt! Please, you've got to spare me. I've got picture day today.

Teenager: Oh, pictures, huh? Well, let me help you with your makeup. (squirts ketchup at SpongeBob but SpongeBob blocks ketchup with his tongue and jumps away.) More teenagers run towards SpongeBob but he notices a hot dog stand and hides on the top where the giant hot dog is posing as mustard)

SpongeBob: Well, I'm not sure how I did it, but I... (gets squirt with ketchup by an old man who missed his hot dog)

Old Man: Fiddlesticks. Missed again. (cut to SpongeBob changing again)

SpongeBob: And now, as an extra precaution to keep me looking shiny and new...(takes out small bottle labled "Sponge Gloss") No grime can penetrate the glossy sheen(puts on some Sponge Gloss) of Sponge Gloss.(sparkles) (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School) There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on SpongeBob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just water. (a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over SpongeBob) Stamps? (he tries taking them off but a truck spills oatmeal all over SpongeBob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over SpongeBob) Glue. (cut to SpongeBob taking a shower and brushing all the stuff off of him)

Patrick: Hey, buddy.

SpongeBob: Patrick, a little privacy here.

Patrick: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. I just came over to borrow some jelly.

SpongeBob: Well, go ahead, but I don't have time to play right now. I am late for picture day, and I just can't seem to get to school without being covered by unsightly debris. If only I had a sealed barrier to protect me from the filth of the outside world.

Patrick: I have a solution. (licks up all the jelly)

SpongeBob: Ew!.

Patrick: Ah. I have solved my hunger problem.

SpongeBob: That's it! (jumps in the jar) This jelly jar will insulate me from the dirty dregs of Bikini Bottom. If you don't mind, Patrick, we don't have much time. (Patrick runs to the Boating School with SpongeBob still in the jar)

Patrick: We're here. Hey, what did I bring jelly for?

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick...

Patrick: Oh, yeah. I was gonna put it on this peanut butter taco.

SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no, Patrick! I'm not jelly, I'm not jelly! (is poured into the taco)

Patrick: HUH?! SpongeBob, get out of my taco! (SpongeBob sobs) What's the matter, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: (crying): Patrick, I just wanted to take a decent picture today. Because someday, I will graduate from Boating School. And I don't want to be remembered as the guy covered in peanut butter and taco shells!

Mrs. Puff: There you are. (takes SpongeBob inside. Meanwhile, the photographer is taking another lady's picture)

Photographer: Say cheese. (takes the picture)

Mrs. Puff: And here's the last one. Now, just give a nice smile to the camera, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Wait, can I go home and change first?

Photographer: No time. Say cheese.

SpongeBob: (sobbing): Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.

Photographer: Quit that moody brooding. This will clean you up. (squirts all the stuff off of SpongeBob with water) Don't snivel like that. A winner doesn't snivel. Try putting this on. (SpongeBob puts on a green outfit) This is it. Now you are looking like a winner. (SpongeBob cries when he looks at his outfit)

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, please stop crying so he can take the picture.

Photographer: Do not worry, Mrs. Puff. I brought Pearlie.

SpongeBob: I can't stop crying!

Photographer: (opens up his briefcase that has a giant pair of dentures in it) This will make you smile, yeah, whether you want to or not. (puts the giant teeth in SpongeBob's mouth) Now say cheese.

SpongeBob: (muffled): Cheese. (cut to later) There I am. (looking at his cautious memories book) Hey, I don't look so bad after all! (everyone in the book is smiling like SpongeBob)

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