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==Dialogue==
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'''Patrick''': He is snoring and drooling, sleeping in front of [[SpongeBob's House|SpongeBob's house]]. Then, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] pushes on the door, but it goes back)
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh! (he keeps on pushing and grunting, and finally he sees Patrick sleeping there. Patrick (shuts the door long enough for Patrick's head to fall down. Patrick moans). What are you doin' out here, silly? (Patrick rubs his head)
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (The Falling Fool)
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Nat Peterson]]
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*[[Harold]]
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*[[Shubie]]
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*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
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*[[Fred]] (Blue version)
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*[[The Pink Fish]]
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*[[Tom]]
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*[[Tourists]]
  
'''Patrick''': I'm waiting for you... (gets up like a dog) ... so we can play the day away! (squints his eyes at SpongeBob's work hat on his head) Oh, barnacles! (he gets up like a real person) You're wearin' that dumb hat again! (SpongeBob looks up at it) Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're--you're gone for the whole day!
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==Dialogue==
 
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[SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door. SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick]
'''SpongeBob''': That's because (he puts his hands around it) this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work.
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SpongeBob: Patrick!
 
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[SpongeBob closes the door, Patrick's head falls down, which makes Patrick wake up]
'''Patrick''': Well, why don't you just take it off so you don't have to go to work today? (puts hands together. SpongeBob laughs and puts his hand on Patrick's arm)
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SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly?
 
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Patrick: I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away. [grumbles] Barnacles! You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're gone for the whole day!
'''SpongeBob''': I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.(Patrick angers)
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SpongeBob: That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work.
 
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Patrick: Why don't you just take it off?
'''Patrick''': I hate that hat! (he takes it off SpongeBob's head, and throws it, which twirls around and lands on SpongeBob's hand, like a boomerang. SpongeBob laughs). Fine! Have it your way, hat! (the entrance to [[Squidward's House|Squidward's house]] opens, and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] comes out). Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward! (Squidward puts on his work hat, too).
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SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.
 
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Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! [Patrick throws SpongeBob's hat, but it flies back onto SpongeBob's head] Fine, have it your way, hat! [Squidward walks out] Hmph. Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward!
'''Squidward''': What?
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Squidward: What? [puts on hat]
 
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Patrick: Oh no! He's got the hat, too!
'''Patrick''': Oh, no! He's got the hat, too!
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SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at six. We can play then.
 
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Patrick: I'll show you, SpongeBob! I'll get a job and a hat!
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[Cuts to the Krusty Krab, where a kid is adding ketchup to his fries]
 
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Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, that's enough, lad. What do ya think, I'm made of ketchup? Now run along, boy. [Notices a group of tourists] That sounds like... a band of roaming tourists. [Runs out of the Krusty Krab] Wait, come back! Don't ya wanna give me your money?! They're a slippery bunch. What do I have to do to catch 'em, stand around out here all day? [Notices Patrick] What are you doing there, Patrick?
'''Patrick''': I want a hat, too!
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Patrick: Standin' around out here all day.
 
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[Mr. Krabs gets an idea]
(Spongebob went to Krusty Krab)
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Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, Patrick?
 
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Patrick: Oh boy, gimme my hat!
'''Patrick''': (He is alone in Conch Street) I will get a hat, and a job!
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Mr. Krabs: You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. [Mr. Krabs hands Patrick an arrow-shaped sign saying "The Krusty Krab"] That's not to tough for ya, is it boy?
 
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Patrick: Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat. [Holds up the sign] How's this?
(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.)
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Mr. Krabs: Perfect. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. [From inside the Krusty Krab] Hee hee hee.
 
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SpongeBob: What's shakin' Mr. K?
(A kid uses ketchup. Tourists walked away the Krusty Krab.)
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Mr. Krabs: You're buddy Patrick. I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign.
 
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SpongeBob: Oh, he is good.
'''Mr. Krabs''': What are you doing here? (points Patrick)
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Mr. Krabs: And look. He's about reel in his first customer.
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Harold: Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please? [Patrick holds the sign so it's pointing at the Chum Bucket. Harold runs into the Chum Bucket.]
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Mr. Krabs: What does he think he's doing?! [Multiple fish walk past Patrick] They're walkin' right past him. [Runs outside to Patrick] Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy.
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Patrick: Okay. [Hits a fish in the head with the sign]
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Mr. Krabs: That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. [Spins the sign, causing it to fly out of Patrick's hands. Hands the sign back to Patrick] Just keep workin' on that one, eh boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl.
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Patrick: Any thing for my new hat.
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[Patrick sees tourists approaching, so he spins the sign very fast, causing the tourists and Mr. Krabs to be blown away]
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Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?
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Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. [Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat]
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Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! [Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again]
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick?
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SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter?
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Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand!
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SpongeBob: He's nervous.
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Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet!
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Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch!
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[Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them]
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Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?!
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Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah!
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Mr. Krabs: Five bucks.
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[Bubble transition. Patrick falls and everybody is laughing and cheering]
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Squidward: It's official. [everyone is still laughing] I hate everyone. [Patrick falls into the kitchen] You call that entertainment? Brace yourself for true entertainment! [plays on clarinet]
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SpongeBob: Patrick, you alright?
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Patrick: I'm fine.
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Pink Fish: Oh, that horrible noise! [customers begin to leave]
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Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing, Squidward?
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Squidward: I'm entertaining those heathens.
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Mr. Krabs: We've got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much! [points to Patrick, but he's not there] Hey, where'd he go?
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SpongeBob: [guiding Patrick, who has tissue in his nose] That's buddy. Come on.
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Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
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SpongeBob: Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home.
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Mr. Krabs: A bloody nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday, boy? He doesn't even have a nose. Now everybody, get back to work! I'm Not Working Running A Happy Factory Here [SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick get back into there positions. to Patrick] keep up the good work!
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Patrick: Aye, aye, captain!
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Narrator: Six hours later.
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[Patrick is still falling and three customers are watching as Billy passes by]
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Billy: Hey, is that guy still flopping?
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Customer: Yeah! Amazing isn't it?
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Billy: Doesn't that get old?
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Customer: He's got a point. Let's get out of here.
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Billy: Me too, i'm out. [everyone's leaving]
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Mr Krabs: Hey! What's going on?
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Harold: This guy's act is stale! We crave excitement!
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Mr. Krabs: You want excitement? Well, what if I added a box? [puts Patrick on a box and he falls from it]
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Billy: Sort of the same thing, really.
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Mr. Krabs: Well, what if he fell from two boxes...? [adds another box, but the customers are still bored] ...into cream pie? [puts creme pie in place]
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Patrick: I like pie.
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Billy: Say, that sounds great! [crowd becomes excited]
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Mr. Krabs: Okay, let er rip! [Patrick falls headfirst into the pie. to Squidward] If the crowd gets bored, add more boxes!
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Squidward: Whatever.
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SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick... How are you feeling after your first day on the job?
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Patrick: [appearance morbidly disheveled] I feel like a million BUCKS... [falls over]
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SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick, are you all right? Say something! [Patrick mumbles incoherently] OK, that's it! No best friend of mine is going to suffer permanent brain trauma just so Mr. Krabs can make a quick buck. I'm going to go have a talk with him right -
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Patrick: [Grabs SpongeBob] No! P-please, don't tell Mr Krabs! You don't understand. For years people have been telling me, “You're no good!” Now I'm good! I have a hat to prove it! I don't wanna go back to being No Hat Patrick! [He cries]
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SpongeBob: OK, buddy, I understand. Just promise me one thing.
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Patrick: What's that, pal?
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SpongeBob: Just be careful, hm?
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Patrick: [Hugs him] Thanks pal.
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[Cut to SpongeBob walking to work]
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SpongeBob: I'm worried about Patrick. I'm not sure his new job is good for him. [Enters the Krusty Krabs, where Mr. Krabs is dressed in a suit and speaking through a megaphone]
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Mr. Krabs: SEE THE PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE EMPLOYEE FALL ATOP THIS TOWER INTO THIS BUCKET OF SPINY SEA URCHINS!
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Sandals: This should be good.
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SpongeBob: PATRICK!
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Patrick: [Being hauled to top of the platform] Hey SpongeBob.
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SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, you can't let him do this, he might get hurt!
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Mr. Krabs: It's OK, boy, he signed a waiver. [Shows it to him] Is he ready, Mr. Squidward?
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Squidward: Ready!
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Mr. Krabs: OK! Get back, boy, you wouldn’t want to stain your uniform.
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Patrick: Hey, good idea. Hey, Squidward, could you hold me hat so it won't get hurt? [gives hat to Squidward] Thanks buddy.
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Mr. Krabs: Ready, Patrick?
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Patrick: Ready! [Prepares to dive from the platform]
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SpongeBob: Oh, I can't watch!
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Harold: Hey! Eww!
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[tries to fall several times, fails]
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Mr. Krabs: Come on, Patrick! We've got a perfectly good bucket of spiny sea urchins down here!
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Patrick: I'm trying!
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[tries to fall several times, fails again]
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Patrick: Argh, I think I'm stuck!
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Mr. Krabs: Stuck? Well if that don't … [Mumbles angrily and climbs a ladder to the platform] What's the hold up, Mr. Squidward?
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Squidward: Don't look at me, I'm just here to hold his hat.
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Mr. Krabs: Patrick, why have you stopped falling?
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Patrick: I dunno, Mr. Krabs.
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Mr. Krabs: Well you'd better figure it out. These people paid good money for a floor show full of pain and humiliation. Now make with the cods-wallop, pal, understand?
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Patrick: Uh huh.
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Mr. Krabs: Don't make me come back here.
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Patrick: Hey, Squidward, d'you think you could, uh, you know … [Mimes pushing]
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Squidward: You want me to push you off your precarious perch into a bucket of spiny sea urchins? Oh, if only you were SpongeBob. OK, I'll do it! [He charges at Patrick but misses and falls]
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Patrick: Thanks, Squidward! Oh, my hat. Gotcha! All right, back where you beloooong, aaaah! [Grabs hat puts it on and falls].
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Harold: Great, we get to see two for the price of one!
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Mr. Krabs: I don't think so.
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Harold: Fine. [Pays Mr. Krabs]
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Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
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Patrick: Look, Squidward, I'm falling!
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Squidward: Oh, I'm so happy for you!
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Patrick: I figured it out; it's the hat that makes me fall, it makes me top heavy!
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[They crash into the urchin bucket]
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SpongeBob: So it was your hat that was making you fall the whole time!
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Nat: I paid to see two guys get maimed.
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Harold: Yeah, I want a refund.
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Mr. Krabs: Sorry, absolutely no refunds. [customers grumble] Hold on there, what's the big idea? [Customers tear up his clothes and money flies in the air] Grandma, help! [he is in his underwear] All right, you leave me no choice.
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Patrick: You're giving me a raise.
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Mr. Krabs: Not even close, you're fired. As long as I'm still standing, you will never wear this hat again!
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SpongeBob: Patrick, you OK?
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Patrick: Well, I guess it's back to being to no hat pat! [cries]
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Narrator: Epilogue.
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SpongeBob: [Walking home with Patrick] It's OK, Patrick, not everyone is equipped to bear the awesome weight of responsibility that a uniform hat represents. But you can wear mine any time you want.
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Patrick: Really?
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SpongeBob: Sure thing, pal.
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[gives Patrick his hat]
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Patrick: [He puts it on and falls over and falls] Thanks, SpongeBob! You're the best!
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SpongeBob: Anytime, pal! Anytime!
  
'''Patrick''': I want a job.
 
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': You will hold this.
 
  
 
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Dialogue

[SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door. SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick] SpongeBob: Patrick! [SpongeBob closes the door, Patrick's head falls down, which makes Patrick wake up] SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly? Patrick: I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away. [grumbles] Barnacles! You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're gone for the whole day! SpongeBob: That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work. Patrick: Why don't you just take it off? SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy. Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! [Patrick throws SpongeBob's hat, but it flies back onto SpongeBob's head] Fine, have it your way, hat! [Squidward walks out] Hmph. Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward! Squidward: What? [puts on hat] Patrick: Oh no! He's got the hat, too! SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at six. We can play then. Patrick: I'll show you, SpongeBob! I'll get a job and a hat! [Cuts to the Krusty Krab, where a kid is adding ketchup to his fries] Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, that's enough, lad. What do ya think, I'm made of ketchup? Now run along, boy. [Notices a group of tourists] That sounds like... a band of roaming tourists. [Runs out of the Krusty Krab] Wait, come back! Don't ya wanna give me your money?! They're a slippery bunch. What do I have to do to catch 'em, stand around out here all day? [Notices Patrick] What are you doing there, Patrick? Patrick: Standin' around out here all day. [Mr. Krabs gets an idea] Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, Patrick? Patrick: Oh boy, gimme my hat! Mr. Krabs: You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. [Mr. Krabs hands Patrick an arrow-shaped sign saying "The Krusty Krab"] That's not to tough for ya, is it boy? Patrick: Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat. [Holds up the sign] How's this? Mr. Krabs: Perfect. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. [From inside the Krusty Krab] Hee hee hee. SpongeBob: What's shakin' Mr. K? Mr. Krabs: You're buddy Patrick. I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign. SpongeBob: Oh, he is good. Mr. Krabs: And look. He's about reel in his first customer. Harold: Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please? [Patrick holds the sign so it's pointing at the Chum Bucket. Harold runs into the Chum Bucket.] Mr. Krabs: What does he think he's doing?! [Multiple fish walk past Patrick] They're walkin' right past him. [Runs outside to Patrick] Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy. Patrick: Okay. [Hits a fish in the head with the sign] Mr. Krabs: That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. [Spins the sign, causing it to fly out of Patrick's hands. Hands the sign back to Patrick] Just keep workin' on that one, eh boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl. Patrick: Any thing for my new hat. [Patrick sees tourists approaching, so he spins the sign very fast, causing the tourists and Mr. Krabs to be blown away] Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. [Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat] Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! [Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again] Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick? SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter? Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand! SpongeBob: He's nervous. Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet! Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch! [Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them] Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?! Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah! Mr. Krabs: Five bucks. [Bubble transition. Patrick falls and everybody is laughing and cheering] Squidward: It's official. [everyone is still laughing] I hate everyone. [Patrick falls into the kitchen] You call that entertainment? Brace yourself for true entertainment! [plays on clarinet] SpongeBob: Patrick, you alright? Patrick: I'm fine. Pink Fish: Oh, that horrible noise! [customers begin to leave] Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing, Squidward? Squidward: I'm entertaining those heathens. Mr. Krabs: We've got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much! [points to Patrick, but he's not there] Hey, where'd he go? SpongeBob: [guiding Patrick, who has tissue in his nose] That's buddy. Come on. Mr. Krabs: What's with him? SpongeBob: Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home. Mr. Krabs: A bloody nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday, boy? He doesn't even have a nose. Now everybody, get back to work! I'm Not Working Running A Happy Factory Here [SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick get back into there positions. to Patrick] keep up the good work! Patrick: Aye, aye, captain! Narrator: Six hours later. [Patrick is still falling and three customers are watching as Billy passes by] Billy: Hey, is that guy still flopping? Customer: Yeah! Amazing isn't it? Billy: Doesn't that get old? Customer: He's got a point. Let's get out of here. Billy: Me too, i'm out. [everyone's leaving] Mr Krabs: Hey! What's going on? Harold: This guy's act is stale! We crave excitement! Mr. Krabs: You want excitement? Well, what if I added a box? [puts Patrick on a box and he falls from it] Billy: Sort of the same thing, really. Mr. Krabs: Well, what if he fell from two boxes...? [adds another box, but the customers are still bored] ...into cream pie? [puts creme pie in place] Patrick: I like pie. Billy: Say, that sounds great! [crowd becomes excited] Mr. Krabs: Okay, let er rip! [Patrick falls headfirst into the pie. to Squidward] If the crowd gets bored, add more boxes! Squidward: Whatever. SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick... How are you feeling after your first day on the job? Patrick: [appearance morbidly disheveled] I feel like a million BUCKS... [falls over] SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick, are you all right? Say something! [Patrick mumbles incoherently] OK, that's it! No best friend of mine is going to suffer permanent brain trauma just so Mr. Krabs can make a quick buck. I'm going to go have a talk with him right - Patrick: [Grabs SpongeBob] No! P-please, don't tell Mr Krabs! You don't understand. For years people have been telling me, “You're no good!” Now I'm good! I have a hat to prove it! I don't wanna go back to being No Hat Patrick! [He cries] SpongeBob: OK, buddy, I understand. Just promise me one thing. Patrick: What's that, pal? SpongeBob: Just be careful, hm? Patrick: [Hugs him] Thanks pal. [Cut to SpongeBob walking to work] SpongeBob: I'm worried about Patrick. I'm not sure his new job is good for him. [Enters the Krusty Krabs, where Mr. Krabs is dressed in a suit and speaking through a megaphone] Mr. Krabs: SEE THE PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE EMPLOYEE FALL ATOP THIS TOWER INTO THIS BUCKET OF SPINY SEA URCHINS! Sandals: This should be good. SpongeBob: PATRICK! Patrick: [Being hauled to top of the platform] Hey SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, you can't let him do this, he might get hurt! Mr. Krabs: It's OK, boy, he signed a waiver. [Shows it to him] Is he ready, Mr. Squidward? Squidward: Ready! Mr. Krabs: OK! Get back, boy, you wouldn’t want to stain your uniform. Patrick: Hey, good idea. Hey, Squidward, could you hold me hat so it won't get hurt? [gives hat to Squidward] Thanks buddy. Mr. Krabs: Ready, Patrick? Patrick: Ready! [Prepares to dive from the platform] SpongeBob: Oh, I can't watch! Harold: Hey! Eww! [tries to fall several times, fails] Mr. Krabs: Come on, Patrick! We've got a perfectly good bucket of spiny sea urchins down here! Patrick: I'm trying! [tries to fall several times, fails again] Patrick: Argh, I think I'm stuck! Mr. Krabs: Stuck? Well if that don't … [Mumbles angrily and climbs a ladder to the platform] What's the hold up, Mr. Squidward? Squidward: Don't look at me, I'm just here to hold his hat. Mr. Krabs: Patrick, why have you stopped falling? Patrick: I dunno, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Well you'd better figure it out. These people paid good money for a floor show full of pain and humiliation. Now make with the cods-wallop, pal, understand? Patrick: Uh huh. Mr. Krabs: Don't make me come back here. Patrick: Hey, Squidward, d'you think you could, uh, you know … [Mimes pushing] Squidward: You want me to push you off your precarious perch into a bucket of spiny sea urchins? Oh, if only you were SpongeBob. OK, I'll do it! [He charges at Patrick but misses and falls] Patrick: Thanks, Squidward! Oh, my hat. Gotcha! All right, back where you beloooong, aaaah! [Grabs hat puts it on and falls]. Harold: Great, we get to see two for the price of one! Mr. Krabs: I don't think so. Harold: Fine. [Pays Mr. Krabs] Mr. Krabs: Thank you. Patrick: Look, Squidward, I'm falling! Squidward: Oh, I'm so happy for you! Patrick: I figured it out; it's the hat that makes me fall, it makes me top heavy! [They crash into the urchin bucket] SpongeBob: So it was your hat that was making you fall the whole time! Nat: I paid to see two guys get maimed. Harold: Yeah, I want a refund. Mr. Krabs: Sorry, absolutely no refunds. [customers grumble] Hold on there, what's the big idea? [Customers tear up his clothes and money flies in the air] Grandma, help! [he is in his underwear] All right, you leave me no choice. Patrick: You're giving me a raise. Mr. Krabs: Not even close, you're fired. As long as I'm still standing, you will never wear this hat again! SpongeBob: Patrick, you OK? Patrick: Well, I guess it's back to being to no hat pat! [cries] Narrator: Epilogue. SpongeBob: [Walking home with Patrick] It's OK, Patrick, not everyone is equipped to bear the awesome weight of responsibility that a uniform hat represents. But you can wear mine any time you want. Patrick: Really? SpongeBob: Sure thing, pal. [gives Patrick his hat] Patrick: [He puts it on and falls over and falls] Thanks, SpongeBob! You're the best! SpongeBob: Anytime, pal! Anytime!


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