Episode Transcript: No Hat For Pat
(They show Patrick spinning the Krusty Krab sign. Then the tourists and Mr. Krab start to fly away)
Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. (Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat)
Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! (Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick?
SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter?
Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand!
SpongeBob: He's nervous.
Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet!
Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch!
(Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them)
Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?!
Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Five dollars please! (gets money) Alright! (Patrick falls forward) There's that sound again! (tourists appear and laugh at Patrick)
Mr. Krabs: They're loving it! Patrick, you've captured the attention of all these tourists with your ridiculous flap-doodle!
Patrick: (dizzy) I did?
Mr. Krabs: That's right! I think we've finally found a job you're good at. Being an absolute buffoon! (walks to tourists) If it's falling you crave then it can be found exclusively at the Krusty Krab! For just $5. (his claws have 5 fingers as tourists hand him money)