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Episode Article: [[Komputer Overload]]
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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[Plankton]]  
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*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]  
 
*[[Karen]]  
 
*[[Karen]]  
 
*Chum Bucket Customer  
 
*Chum Bucket Customer  
 
*Plankton's Robot Inventions  
 
*Plankton's Robot Inventions  
**T-119A Compumatic  
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**[[T-119A Compumatic]]
**Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit  
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**[[Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit]]
**Command Module (an old hairdryer taped to the back of a miniature windmill)  
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**[[Command Module]] (an old hairdryer taped to the back of a miniature windmill)  
*[[SpongeBob]]  
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]  
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]  
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]  
*TV reporter
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*[[Perch Perkins]]
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
  
'''Plankton:''' "Oh come on Karen, please!"
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'''Plankton:''' Oh come on Karen, please!
  
'''Karen:''' "Well if you must know..."
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'''Karen:''' Well if you must know...
  
'''Plankton:''' (interrupting) "There's nothing wrong with Chum Bucket fair. Why look! Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce. It's called 'Spicy Chum Surprise'." (Shows sauce melting through pan and onto floor where it then starts to melt through the floor.) (Pause) Delectable!
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'''Plankton:''' (interrupting) There's nothing wrong with Chum Bucket fare. Why look! Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce. It's called 'Spicy Chum Surprise'." (Shows sauce melting through pan and onto floor where it then starts to melt through the floor.) (Pause) Delectable!
  
'''Karen:''' (sarcastically) "Oh I'm sure it'll be a huge success!"
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'''Karen:''' (sarcastically) Oh I'm sure it'll be a huge success!
  
 
(Siren)
 
(Siren)
  
'''Plankton:''' "Sorry, no time for your senseless chatter." "I've got a customer to attend to."
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'''Plankton:''' Sorry, no time for your senseless chatter. I've got a customer to attend to.
  
 
(Ding Ding)
 
(Ding Ding)
  
'''Customer:''' "Okay, so what about the Krabby Cola?"
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'''Customer:''' Okay, so what about the Krabby Cola?
  
 
(KSSSHHH)
 
(KSSSHHH)
  
'''Plankton:''' "We don't serve Krabby Cola, we carry 'Bucket Bubbler' & 'Chum Cherry Blast'."
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'''Plankton:''' We don't serve Krabby Cola, we carry 'Bucket Bubbler' & 'Chum Cherry Blast'.
  
'''Customer:''' "Okay, well then can I just make sure I get those Krabby Fries with extra Krabby Sauce?"
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'''Customer:''' Okay, well then can I just make sure I get those Krabby Fries with extra Krabby Sauce?
  
 
(KSSSHHH)
 
(KSSSHHH)
  
'''Plankton:''' (frustrated) "Ugggghhhh!" "How many times must I say it!? We don't carry Krabby Fries, we don't carry Krabby Cola, we don't carry Krabby Sauce, and we don't carry Krabby Patties!!! (KSSSHHH) So if you want any of those things you have to go to the Krusty Krab which is located directly across the street!"
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'''Plankton:''' (frustrated) Ugggghhhh! How many times must I say it!? We don't carry Krabby Fries, we don't carry Krabby Cola, we don't carry Krabby Sauce, and we don't carry Krabby Patties!!! (KSSSHHH) So if you want any of those things you have to go to the Krusty Krab which is located directly across the street!
  
 
(KSSSHHH)
 
(KSSSHHH)
  
'''Customer:''' "Okay, thanks for the directions."
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'''Customer:''' Thanks for the directions.
  
'''Plankton:''' (annoyed) "Anytime." "What is wrong with people!?"
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'''Plankton:''' (annoyed) Anytime. (customer drives away. Plankton comes out of the round orderer as a door.) What is wrong with people!?
  
'''Plankton:''' "Honestly, I don't think anyone in Bikini Bottom would know a decent meal if it looked them right in the eye and said, “Hello! I'm a decent meal, wonderful to meet you! Please pay money for me and then put me in your mouth so your old pal Plankton doesn't lose everything he's spent his entire life working for!!!
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'''Plankton:''' Honestly, I don't think anyone in Bikini Bottom would know a decent meal if it looked them right in the eye and said: "Hello! I'm a decent meal, wonderful to meet you! Please pay money for me and then put me in your mouth so your old pal Plankton doesn't lose everything he's spent his entire life working for!!!"
  
'''Karen:''' "Ya, if anyone did order one of your meals it probably would look them in the eye."
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'''Karen:''' Yeah, if anyone did order one of your meals it probably would look them in the eye.
  
'''Plankton:''' "You know Karen, sometimes I wonder if you're here to help me run the Chum Bucket or just to make me feel like I'm two inches tall." (Notices ruler right next to where he is standing showing he is indeed two inches tall.)
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'''Plankton:''' You know Karen, sometimes I wonder if you're here to help me run the Chum Bucket or just to make me feel like I'm two inches tall. (Notices ruler right next to where he is standing showing he is indeed two inches tall.)
  
'''Karen:''' "Maybe in heals. If it wasn't for me, you probably wouldn't even remember to blink!"
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'''Karen:''' Maybe in heals. If it wasn't for me, you probably wouldn't even remember to blink!
  
'''Plankton:''' "Oh come on! When we first met, you were little more than a jumbled mass of diodes and wires. I made you what you are today! (Pause) Literally!" "So don't think you couldn't be replaced in a heartbeat! OW!"
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'''Plankton:''' Oh come on! When we first met, you were little more than a jumbled mass of diodes and wires. I made you what you are today! (Pause) Literally! So don't think you couldn't be replaced in a heartbeat! Ow!
  
'''Karen:''' "What's the matter?"
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'''Karen:''' What's the matter?
  
'''Plankton:''' "My eye is burning and I don't know why!!"
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'''Plankton:''' My eye is burning and I don't know why!!
  
'''Karen:''' "Blink."
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'''Karen:''' Blink.
  
'''Plankton:''' "Oh ya, thanks for reminding me." "Now where was I!?"
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'''Plankton:''' (blinks) Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Now where was I!?
  
'''Karen:''' "You were threatening to replace me."
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'''Karen:''' You were threatening to replace me.
  
'''Plankton:''' "Oh ya! I don't need you! I can make a whole army of computers that might actually help me steal the formula!"
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'''Plankton:''' Oh yeah! I don't need you! I can make a whole army of computers that might actually help me steal the formula!
  
'''Karen:''' "Oh pa-lease."
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'''Karen:''' Oh pa-lease.
  
'''Plankton:''' "I'll show you woman!" (Marches away)
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'''Plankton:''' I'll show you woman! (Marches away)
  
  
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'''Plankton:''' "Oh Karen!"
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'''Plankton:''' Oh Karen!
  
 
(Shows Karen watching computer movie)
 
(Shows Karen watching computer movie)
  
'''Karen:''' "Now what!?"
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'''Karen:''' Now what!?
  
'''Plankton:''' "Could you come here for a moment?"
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'''Plankton:''' Could you come here for a moment?
  
 
(Karen rolls in to the kitchen)
 
(Karen rolls in to the kitchen)
  
'''Karen:''' "What do you want?"
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'''Karen:''' What do you want?
  
'''Plankton:''' "Feast your, uh, screen on this.(Presses red button)
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'''Plankton:''' Feast your, uh, screen on this. (Presses red button)
  
  
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'''Karen:''' "That’s my replacement!? It’s a toaster!"
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'''Karen:''' That’s my replacement!? It’s a toaster!
  
'''Plankton:''' “Ha ha ha, that, my dear, is a T-119A Compumatic, the finest of its kind.
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'''Plankton:''' Ha ha ha, that, my dear, is a T-119A Compumatic, the finest of its kind.
  
'''T-119A Compumatic:''' "Good morning sir"
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'''T-119A Compumatic:''' Good morning sir
  
'''Plankton:''' "Good morning T-119A."
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'''Plankton:''' Good morning T-119A.
  
  
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'''Plankton:''' "They're supposed to do that. Next, Behold! The Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, a mind staggering combination of both power! And refinement."
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'''Plankton:''' They're supposed to do that. Next, Behold! The Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, a mind staggering combination of both power! And refinement.
  
  
(robot tries to come through the doorway but can't making the glass top break) (Water squirts everywhere)
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(robot tries to come through the doorway so it made its glass top break) (Water or blue hair gel squirts everywhere on Plankton)
  
  
'''Karen:''' (Sarcastically) "That'll help you get the formula!"
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'''Karen:''' (Sarcastically) That'll help you get the formula!
  
'''Plankton:''' "And now Karen, the piesta – resistance." (shows robot) "Have you ever witnessed such marvelous machinery?"
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'''Plankton:''' And now Karen, the piece-de–resistance."(shows robot) Have you ever witnessed such marvelous machinery?
  
'''Karen:''' "It sorta just looks like and old hair dryer taped to the back of a miniture windmill."
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'''Karen:''' It sorta just looks like and old hair dryer taped to the back of a miniture windmill.
  
'''Plankton:''' "I can see how someone of your level of technical knowledge would think that Karen, but in actuallity what you are looking at is... oh, right."
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'''Plankton:''' I can see how someone of your level of technical knowledge would think that Karen, but in actuallity what you are looking at is... oh, right.
  
'''Karen:''' "I don't recall you ever having reason to own a hair dryer Plankton."
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'''Karen:''' I don't recall you ever having reason to own a hair dryer Plankton.
  
'''Plankton:''' "Ok here we go!!! Are you going to make me get the picture down again!!!???"
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'''Plankton:''' Ok here we go!!! Are you going to make me get the picture down again!!!???
  
'''Karen:''' "What picture!?"
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'''Karen:''' What picture!?
  
 
(Plankton walks down hallway and takes picture off the wall.)
 
(Plankton walks down hallway and takes picture off the wall.)
 
(Shows Karen wedding picture of the two of them. Planton has a full head of hair.)
 
(Shows Karen wedding picture of the two of them. Planton has a full head of hair.)
  
'''Plankton:''' "You see! Plenty of reason to be using a hair dryer."
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'''Plankton:''' You see! Plenty of reason to be using a hair dryer.
  
'''Karen:''' "Why are we even talking about this!?"
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'''Karen:''' Why are we even talking about this?
  
'''Plankton:''' "Because you were the one that said...  
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'''Plankton:''' Because you were the one that said...  
  
  
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'''Karen:''' "What's going on!?"
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'''Karen:''' What's going on!?
  
'''Plankton:''' "Dear Neptune!"
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'''Plankton:''' Dear Neptune!
  
  
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'''Plankton:''' "Karen, do something! Quick! They're tearing each other appart! Just press a button or something!"
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'''Plankton:''' Karen, do something! Quick! They're tearing each other appart! Just press a button or something!
  
 
(Karen presses the red button Plankton had been using)
 
(Karen presses the red button Plankton had been using)
  
'''Plankton:''' "Not that one!"
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'''Plankton:''' Not that one!
  
  
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(Plankton screams as one robot pulls out a hammer and flattens Plankton.)
 
(Plankton screams as one robot pulls out a hammer and flattens Plankton.)
  
'''Karen:''' "Well, it's good to see that that stratagy didn't fall flat!"
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'''Karen:''' Well, it's good to see that that strategy didn't fall flat!
  
'''Plankton:''' "You know Karen, with you around, I'm begining to wonder how I'm still alive."
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'''Plankton:''' You know Karen, with you around, I'm begining to wonder how I'm still alive.
  
'''Karen:''' "Ohhhh, so it's my fault is it?"
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'''Karen:''' Ohhhh, so it's my fault is it?
  
'''Plankton:''' "That's right! Now it's all clear! It's you that's been holding me back! In fact, if it weren't for your constant stifiling, I'd have the whole world running for the safety of their mommies.
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'''Plankton:''' That's right! Now it's all clear! It's you that's been holding me back! In fact, if it weren't for your constant stifiling, I'd have the whole world running for the safety of their mommies.
  
'''Karen:''' "You and your crack team of robots, huh?"
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'''Karen:''' You and your crack team of robots, huh?
  
  
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'''Plankton:''' "Well maybe I could iron out a few bugs, but then you'll see just how much I need you! (looks around) Karen? What's this? (Sees note on the ground) It's words on paper. It says: "Dear Plankton, I've logged onto another network. I just can't go into sleep mode at night knowing that you'll continue blaming me for all of your failures. Anyway, you're a grown single celled organism, and allowed to make your own syntax errors. Nice knowing you, Karen." "Dah! who needs her!? Not me! I'm going to steal that Krabby Patty formula from Mr. Krabs once and for all. And then we'll see who's made the error. (Laughs Menacingly) Ow!" (looks at note.) "PS, don't forget to blink." "Oh ya."
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'''Plankton:''' Maybe I could iron out a few bugs, but then you'll see just how much I need you! (looks around) Karen? What's this? (Sees note on the ground) It's words on paper. It says: "Dear Plankton, I've logged onto another network. I just can't go into sleep mode at night knowing that you'll continue blaming me for all of your failures. Anyway, you're a grown single celled organism, and allowed to make your own syntax errors. Nice knowing you, Karen." Dah! who needs her!? Not me! I'm going to steal that Krabby Patty formula from Mr. Krabs once and for all. And then we'll see who's made the error. (Laughs Menacingly) Ow! (looks at note.) PS, don't forget to blink. Oh yeah. (blinks twice)
  
  
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'''Plankton:''' "Okay team, listen up. We're on our own now so we don't have anything holding us back. Now I know you all look upon me kindly since I am your creater, but the last thing the Chum Bucket needs is, if we're going to be victorious, is a bunch of soft, uh, software. Does everybody understand?"
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'''Plankton:''' Okay team, listen up. We're on our own now so we don't have anything holding us back. Now I know you all look upon me kindly since I am your creator, but the last thing the Chum Bucket needs is, if we're going to be victorious, is a bunch of soft, uh, software. Does everybody understand?
  
 
(All robots but one make their noise of recognition)
 
(All robots but one make their noise of recognition)
  
'''Plankton:''' "I said, does everybody understand!?!?!?"
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'''Plankton:''' '''''I SAID DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND?!?!?'''''
  
 
(Last robot makes noise of recognition)
 
(Last robot makes noise of recognition)
  
'''Plankton:''' "All right, then let's do this! T-119A to position! (Shows robot fly through the air.) SPU-31 to position! Command Module to position!"
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'''Plankton:''' All right, then let's do this! T-119A to position! (Shows robot fly through the air.) SPU-31 to position! Command Module to position!
  
 
(Shows plankton in the command module)
 
(Shows plankton in the command module)
  
'''Plankton:''' "Heh heh heh. Now let's see Krabs stop this. I'll show him. I'll show them all!!!"
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'''Plankton:''' Heh heh heh. Now let's see Krabs stop this. I'll show him. I'll show them all!!!
  
 
(Planton laughs menacingly agian)
 
(Planton laughs menacingly agian)
  
'''TV reporter:''' "This just in, a diabolical allbeut half-hazardly, thrown together machine is attacking Bikini Bottom and is headed straight for the Krusty Krab!!! (click)
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'''Perch Perkins:''' This just in, a diabolical allbeut half-hazardly, thrown together machine is attacking Bikini Bottom and is headed straight for the Krusty Krab!!! (click)
  
 
(Squidward turns off Krusty Krab's TV)
 
(Squidward turns off Krusty Krab's TV)
  
'''Squidward:''' "Why is the local news always such rubbish!?"
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'''Squidward:''' Why is the local news always such rubbish!?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' "Hey Squidward look! I figured out how to get my mop wet without dipping it in the bucket.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Squidward look! I figured out how to get my mop wet without dipping it in the bucket.
  
'''Squidward:''' "Spongebob, nobody cares about..." (interupted by rumbling and shaking)
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'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, nobody cares about... (interupted by rumbling and shaking)
  
 
(Plankton's robot silhohette is seen in the dust approaching the Krusty Krab)
 
(Plankton's robot silhohette is seen in the dust approaching the Krusty Krab)
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(Propeler from his windmill hits his head knocking off his hat)
 
(Propeler from his windmill hits his head knocking off his hat)
  
'''Plankton:''' "Hey!" "Krabs, I wanna see you."
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'''Plankton:''' (while laughing, the windmill hitted Plankton) Hey! Krabs, I wanna see you.
  
 
(Mr. Krabs ducks down in the window.)
 
(Mr. Krabs ducks down in the window.)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' "Okay boy, get out there." (Throws SpongeBob outside towards Plankton's Robot.)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay boy, get out there. (Throws SpongeBob outside towards Plankton's Robot.)
  
'''SpongeBob right in front of the robot:''' "Um... hello... what do you want robot thing, sir?" (Plankton walks out on a boardwalk) "Oh, hey Plankton! What are you doing here?"
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'''SpongeBob right in front of the robot:''' Um... hello... what do you want robot thing, sir? (Plankton walks out on a boardwalk) "Oh, hey Plankton! What are you doing here?
  
'''Plankton:''' "I'm here for the secret formula you twit! Now I want you to go in there and tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, that he'll be subjected to utter anailation at my... Are you getting this?"
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'''Plankton:''' I'm here for the secret formula you twit! Now I want you to go in there and tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, that he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my... Are you getting this?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' "Uhhhh, uuh uuh."
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'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Mmm-mmm.
  
'''Plankton:''' "Ugghhh, moron! Okay, i'll make it simple: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab." "Got it?"
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'''Plankton:''' Ugghhh, moron! Okay, i'll make it simple: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab." Got it?
  
'''SpongeBob writing on clipboard:''' "Krabs give me secret formula or... uhhh... what was that other thing?"
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'''SpongeBob writing on clipboard:''' Krabs give me secret formula or... uhhh... what was that other thing?
  
'''Plankton:''' (Frustrated) "Ughh! Forget it!" (Marches back into his command module, drops SpongeBob.) "Bring on the Boom Boom!"
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'''Plankton:''' (Frustrated) Ughh! Forget it! (Marches back into his command module, drops SpongeBob.) Bring on the Boom Boom!
  
 
(Plankton's laugh)
 
(Plankton's laugh)
 
(Robot starts marching toward the Krusty Krab)
 
(Robot starts marching toward the Krusty Krab)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' "Battlestations men!!! Here he comes!"
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Battle stations men!!! Here he comes!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' "We're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed!!!"
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'''SpongeBob:''' We're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed!!!
  
'''Squidward walking out of the Krusty Krab:''' "Later."
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'''Squidward walking out of the Krusty Krab:''' Later.
  
 
(Robot marching again with Plankton.) (You notice that the extention cord that is powering the robot is about to be unplugged)
 
(Robot marching again with Plankton.) (You notice that the extention cord that is powering the robot is about to be unplugged)
 
(Robot stops only feet from the Krusty Krab)
 
(Robot stops only feet from the Krusty Krab)
  
'''Plankton:''' "Hey, what gives?"
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'''Plankton:''' Hey, what gives?
  
 
(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs amerge laughing at Plankton's failed attemped)
 
(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs amerge laughing at Plankton's failed attemped)
 
(Robot collapses)
 
(Robot collapses)
  
'''Plankton:''' (Crying) "Oh curse you cruel fate. Once again, you've left me covered in the sticky goo of my own folley. Only this time, I'm all alone." (More crying)
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'''Plankton:''' (Crying) Oh curse you cruel fate. Once again, you've left me covered in the sticky goo of my own folley. Only this time-(sniff)-I'm all alone. (More crying)
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'''Karen:''' Ehhem.
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'''Plankton looks up:''' Karen! You've come back to me!
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'''Karen:''' Actually, I just came to get my keyboard.
  
'''Karen:''' "Ehhem."
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'''Plankton:''' Oh, I knew you couldn't stay away, I knew it!
  
'''Plankton looks up:''' "Karen! You've come back to me!
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'''Karen:''' (sigh) Let me guess, another failure?
  
'''Karen:''' "Actually, I just came to get my keyboard."
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'''Plankton:''' What you gonna do, machines these days, right? Umm, listen sweetie, I'm sorry about what I said. Truth is, I could never replace you honey-bunch. Lets go home hun?
  
'''Plankton:''' "Oh, I knew you couldn't stay away, I knew it!"
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'''Karen:''' (sigh) Okay.
  
'''Karen:''' (sigh) "Let me guess, another failure?"
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'''Plankton:''' Hey, I could whip us up a little dinner, what do ya say?
  
'''Plankton:''' "What you gonna do, machines these days, right? Umm, listen sweetie, I'm sorry about what I said. Truth is, I could never replace you honey-bunch. Lets go home hun?
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'''Karen:''' Want me to leave you again?
  
'''Karen:''' (sigh) "Okay."
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'''Plankton:''' Or we could go out! (mumbles something)
  
'''Plankton:''' "Hey, I could whip us up a little dinner, what do ya say?"
 
  
'''Karen:''' "Do you want me to leave you again?"
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{{Transcripts/Season 6}}
  
'''Plankton:''' "Or we could go out!" (mumbles something)
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Pet or Pests Gullible Pants

Episode Article: Komputer Overload

[edit] Characters

[edit] Dialogue

Plankton: Oh come on Karen, please!

Karen: Well if you must know...

Plankton: (interrupting) There's nothing wrong with Chum Bucket fare. Why look! Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce. It's called 'Spicy Chum Surprise'." (Shows sauce melting through pan and onto floor where it then starts to melt through the floor.) (Pause) Delectable!

Karen: (sarcastically) Oh I'm sure it'll be a huge success!

(Siren)

Plankton: Sorry, no time for your senseless chatter. I've got a customer to attend to.

(Ding Ding)

Customer: Okay, so what about the Krabby Cola?

(KSSSHHH)

Plankton: We don't serve Krabby Cola, we carry 'Bucket Bubbler' & 'Chum Cherry Blast'.

Customer: Okay, well then can I just make sure I get those Krabby Fries with extra Krabby Sauce?

(KSSSHHH)

Plankton: (frustrated) Ugggghhhh! How many times must I say it!? We don't carry Krabby Fries, we don't carry Krabby Cola, we don't carry Krabby Sauce, and we don't carry Krabby Patties!!! (KSSSHHH) So if you want any of those things you have to go to the Krusty Krab which is located directly across the street!

(KSSSHHH)

Customer: Thanks for the directions.

Plankton: (annoyed) Anytime. (customer drives away. Plankton comes out of the round orderer as a door.) What is wrong with people!?

Plankton: Honestly, I don't think anyone in Bikini Bottom would know a decent meal if it looked them right in the eye and said: "Hello! I'm a decent meal, wonderful to meet you! Please pay money for me and then put me in your mouth so your old pal Plankton doesn't lose everything he's spent his entire life working for!!!"

Karen: Yeah, if anyone did order one of your meals it probably would look them in the eye.

Plankton: You know Karen, sometimes I wonder if you're here to help me run the Chum Bucket or just to make me feel like I'm two inches tall. (Notices ruler right next to where he is standing showing he is indeed two inches tall.)

Karen: Maybe in heals. If it wasn't for me, you probably wouldn't even remember to blink!

Plankton: Oh come on! When we first met, you were little more than a jumbled mass of diodes and wires. I made you what you are today! (Pause) Literally! So don't think you couldn't be replaced in a heartbeat! Ow!

Karen: What's the matter?

Plankton: My eye is burning and I don't know why!!

Karen: Blink.

Plankton: (blinks) Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Now where was I!?

Karen: You were threatening to replace me.

Plankton: Oh yeah! I don't need you! I can make a whole army of computers that might actually help me steal the formula!

Karen: Oh pa-lease.

Plankton: I'll show you woman! (Marches away)


(Later)


Plankton: Oh Karen!

(Shows Karen watching computer movie)

Karen: Now what!?

Plankton: Could you come here for a moment?

(Karen rolls in to the kitchen)

Karen: What do you want?

Plankton: Feast your, uh, screen on this. (Presses red button)


(Contraption rolls out)


Karen: That’s my replacement!? It’s a toaster!

Plankton: Ha ha ha, that, my dear, is a T-119A Compumatic, the finest of its kind.

T-119A Compumatic: Good morning sir

Plankton: Good morning T-119A.


(robot short circuits)


Plankton: They're supposed to do that. Next, Behold! The Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, a mind staggering combination of both power! And refinement.


(robot tries to come through the doorway so it made its glass top break) (Water or blue hair gel squirts everywhere on Plankton)


Karen: (Sarcastically) That'll help you get the formula!

Plankton: And now Karen, the piece-de–resistance."(shows robot) Have you ever witnessed such marvelous machinery?

Karen: It sorta just looks like and old hair dryer taped to the back of a miniture windmill.

Plankton: I can see how someone of your level of technical knowledge would think that Karen, but in actuallity what you are looking at is... oh, right.

Karen: I don't recall you ever having reason to own a hair dryer Plankton.

Plankton: Ok here we go!!! Are you going to make me get the picture down again!!!???

Karen: What picture!?

(Plankton walks down hallway and takes picture off the wall.) (Shows Karen wedding picture of the two of them. Planton has a full head of hair.)

Plankton: You see! Plenty of reason to be using a hair dryer.

Karen: Why are we even talking about this?

Plankton: Because you were the one that said...


(interupted by torch sounding noises)


Karen: What's going on!?

Plankton: Dear Neptune!


(Shows robots attacking each other.) (Planton tries to separate robots)


Plankton: Karen, do something! Quick! They're tearing each other appart! Just press a button or something!

(Karen presses the red button Plankton had been using)

Plankton: Not that one!


(Siren sounds)


(Plankton screams as one robot pulls out a hammer and flattens Plankton.)

Karen: Well, it's good to see that that strategy didn't fall flat!

Plankton: You know Karen, with you around, I'm begining to wonder how I'm still alive.

Karen: Ohhhh, so it's my fault is it?

Plankton: That's right! Now it's all clear! It's you that's been holding me back! In fact, if it weren't for your constant stifiling, I'd have the whole world running for the safety of their mommies.

Karen: You and your crack team of robots, huh?


(Shows robots again beating each other up)


Plankton: Maybe I could iron out a few bugs, but then you'll see just how much I need you! (looks around) Karen? What's this? (Sees note on the ground) It's words on paper. It says: "Dear Plankton, I've logged onto another network. I just can't go into sleep mode at night knowing that you'll continue blaming me for all of your failures. Anyway, you're a grown single celled organism, and allowed to make your own syntax errors. Nice knowing you, Karen." Dah! who needs her!? Not me! I'm going to steal that Krabby Patty formula from Mr. Krabs once and for all. And then we'll see who's made the error. (Laughs Menacingly) Ow! (looks at note.) PS, don't forget to blink. Oh yeah. (blinks twice)


(Later)


Plankton: Okay team, listen up. We're on our own now so we don't have anything holding us back. Now I know you all look upon me kindly since I am your creator, but the last thing the Chum Bucket needs is, if we're going to be victorious, is a bunch of soft, uh, software. Does everybody understand?

(All robots but one make their noise of recognition)

Plankton: I SAID DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND?!?!?

(Last robot makes noise of recognition)

Plankton: All right, then let's do this! T-119A to position! (Shows robot fly through the air.) SPU-31 to position! Command Module to position!

(Shows plankton in the command module)

Plankton: Heh heh heh. Now let's see Krabs stop this. I'll show him. I'll show them all!!!

(Planton laughs menacingly agian)

Perch Perkins: This just in, a diabolical allbeut half-hazardly, thrown together machine is attacking Bikini Bottom and is headed straight for the Krusty Krab!!! (click)

(Squidward turns off Krusty Krab's TV)

Squidward: Why is the local news always such rubbish!?

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward look! I figured out how to get my mop wet without dipping it in the bucket.

Squidward: SpongeBob, nobody cares about... (interupted by rumbling and shaking)

(Plankton's robot silhohette is seen in the dust approaching the Krusty Krab) (Plankton laughs menacingly) (Propeler from his windmill hits his head knocking off his hat)

Plankton: (while laughing, the windmill hitted Plankton) Hey! Krabs, I wanna see you.

(Mr. Krabs ducks down in the window.)

Mr. Krabs: Okay boy, get out there. (Throws SpongeBob outside towards Plankton's Robot.)

SpongeBob right in front of the robot: Um... hello... what do you want robot thing, sir? (Plankton walks out on a boardwalk) "Oh, hey Plankton! What are you doing here?

Plankton: I'm here for the secret formula you twit! Now I want you to go in there and tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, that he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my... Are you getting this?

SpongeBob: (gasp) Mmm-mmm.

Plankton: Ugghhh, moron! Okay, i'll make it simple: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab." Got it?

SpongeBob writing on clipboard: Krabs give me secret formula or... uhhh... what was that other thing?

Plankton: (Frustrated) Ughh! Forget it! (Marches back into his command module, drops SpongeBob.) Bring on the Boom Boom!

(Plankton's laugh) (Robot starts marching toward the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Battle stations men!!! Here he comes!

SpongeBob: We're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed!!!

Squidward walking out of the Krusty Krab: Later.

(Robot marching again with Plankton.) (You notice that the extention cord that is powering the robot is about to be unplugged) (Robot stops only feet from the Krusty Krab)

Plankton: Hey, what gives?

(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs amerge laughing at Plankton's failed attemped) (Robot collapses)

Plankton: (Crying) Oh curse you cruel fate. Once again, you've left me covered in the sticky goo of my own folley. Only this time-(sniff)-I'm all alone. (More crying)

Karen: Ehhem.

Plankton looks up: Karen! You've come back to me!

Karen: Actually, I just came to get my keyboard.

Plankton: Oh, I knew you couldn't stay away, I knew it!

Karen: (sigh) Let me guess, another failure?

Plankton: What you gonna do, machines these days, right? Umm, listen sweetie, I'm sorry about what I said. Truth is, I could never replace you honey-bunch. Lets go home hun?

Karen: (sigh) Okay.

Plankton: Hey, I could whip us up a little dinner, what do ya say?

Karen: Want me to leave you again?

Plankton: Or we could go out! (mumbles something)


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