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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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'''Patrick''': I thought it wouldn't work.<br> | '''Patrick''': I thought it wouldn't work.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Yeah, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you two. Now, what was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. | + | Squidward: Yeah, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you two. Now, what was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. '''''DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY BRAINS?!'''''<br> |
SpongeBob: Squidward, we don't need television. Not as long as we have our-- (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination.<br> | SpongeBob: Squidward, we don't need television. Not as long as we have our-- (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination.<br> | ||
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Squidward: Morons.<br> | Squidward: Morons.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: OUR VOICES!!<br> |
| − | Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks | + | Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks box, and an avalanche starts making SpongeBob & Patrick scream, fall, & cry) SpongeBob? (touches the box, and a second avalanche starts. Spongebob and Patrick scream again, then cry.)<br> |
'''Patrick''': Hold me.<br> | '''Patrick''': Hold me.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Because I already cut off my own arms!<br> | SpongeBob: Because I already cut off my own arms!<br> | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': | + | '''Patrick''': No!!<br> |
Squidward: (opens box) What the? How were you two making that noise?<br> | Squidward: (opens box) What the? How were you two making that noise?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': That's good. Now all you need is a box. (closes the box as Squidward walks back to his house)<br> | '''Patrick''': That's good. Now all you need is a box. (closes the box as Squidward walks back to his house)<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: I'll show them! (looks for another box) There's got to be one in here! (finds a small, round green box) Ah! This hat box should do nicely. ( | + | Squidward: I'll show them! (looks for another box) There's got to be one in here! (finds a small, round green box) Ah! This hat box should do nicely. (pulls out a sombrero) Why haven't I worn this yet? (gets in the box he is too big for and just sits there staring at his watch. Kicks box after he gets mad, a police car siren hears him)<br> |
PoliceMan: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!<br> | PoliceMan: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!<br> | ||
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[[Astronaut|Man]]: 3… 2… 1… Blast-off!<br> | [[Astronaut|Man]]: 3… 2… 1… Blast-off!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: How are they doing that? That was the most realistic space launch I've ever heard! There must be an explanation. Think, Squidward, think! (imagines of a tape recorder they have and them giggling and playing real sound effects)<br> |
SpongeBob: Shhh! Squidward's such a jerk. (both laugh)<br> | SpongeBob: Shhh! Squidward's such a jerk. (both laugh)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward!<br> | SpongeBob: We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward | + | Squidward: Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward" me!<br> |
SpongeBob: But we don't!<br> | SpongeBob: But we don't!<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Ahoy matey! | SpongeBob: Ahoy matey! | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Patcrick''': Beep beep. |
| − | SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! ( | + | SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! (SpongeBob and Patrick start to laugh) |
| − | Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! ( | + | Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! (punches box) All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. (pacing around his upstairs) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears beeping and sword noises and cheering from box) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Grr...think, Squidward, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to! (Scene cuts to night. Squidward has a suprised expression on his face. Box is making fireworks and cheering noises) |
'''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks!<br> | '''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks!<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Listen to that, Gary. Squidward finally made the box work after all. That is so great.<br> | SpongeBob: Listen to that, Gary. Squidward finally made the box work after all. That is so great.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: (laughs) Whoo! Vroom! Vroom! Only two more laps 'til the finish line! (garbage truck dumps out the trash) I'm in the lead! Out of my way! I'm almost there! (laughs) Victory is mine! (The box slides down a trash pile until it hits a metal pipe sending Squidward into a cherry pie.) Agghh... ( | + | Squidward: (laughs) Whoo! Vroom! Vroom! Only two more laps 'til the finish line! (garbage truck dumps out the trash) I'm in the lead! Out of my way! I'm almost there! (laughs) Victory is mine! (The box slides down a trash pile until it hits a metal pipe sending Squidward into a cherry pie.) Agghh... (box lands on him. Scene cuts to morning.)<br> |
SpongeBob: Hey, our box is gone!<br> | SpongeBob: Hey, our box is gone!<br> | ||
