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==Dialogue:==
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==Scene 1==
 
(Scene zooms in on Squidward's house. Door opens, Squidward appears).
 
(Scene zooms in on Squidward's house. Door opens, Squidward appears).
  
[[Squidward]]:"The coast looks clear..."
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[[Squidward]] says "The coast looks clear..."
  
(Steps outside, and closes the door to his house, and standing in front of it with his hands over it as if he does not want anyone to see him.)
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Steps outside, and closes the door to his house, and standing in front of it with his hands over it as if he does not want anyone to see him.
  
(Tiptoes away... down the road...)
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Tiptoes away... down the road...
  
(Walks by SpongeBob's pineapple house just as it opens.)
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Walks by SpongeBob's pineapple house just as it opens.
  
(title card music for [[Fools in April]] [[Artist Unknown]] and [[Wormy]] plays)
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(title card music for [[Fools in April]] and [[Wormy]] plays as SpongeBob says, "Hi, Squidward!"
[[SpongeBob]]:Hi, Squidward!
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(Squidward grunts and keeps walking down the street.)
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Squidward grunts and keeps walking down the street.
  
(SpongeBob starts jogging toward Squidward and stops right in front of him.)
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Starts jogging toward Squidward and stops right in front of him. (Squidward stops walking).
(Squidward stops walking.)
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(SpongeBob raises his hand in the air and twirls around. He starts tapping his feet. He points near Squidward's forehead, and in the other derection as he turns around)
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(Raises his hand in the air and twirls around)
  
SpongeBob: Today I feel like doing some dancing!
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(Starts tapping his feet)...
  
(He points down, and then points to Squidward as the music stops.)
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He points near Squidward's forehead, and in the other derection as he turns around.
Squidward: That's funny. Even a barnacle knows you need music to dance.
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(SpongeBob puts his finger up to his mouth and starts shaking his butt side to side.)
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He says "Today I feel like doing some dancing!"
SpongeBob: Oh-ho-ho, I got music, friend...
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(SpongeBob runs up to Squidward)
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SpongeBob: ...In my mind!"  
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(SpongeBob takes out his brain.Musical notes come out of it, rock music plays. SpongeBob turns a dial, and banjo country-style music comes out of it. He turns it again, and acoustic ballad music plays)
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(Scene goes back to SpongeBob, still holding his brain up out of his head)
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(He points down, and then points to Squidward as the music stops).
SpongeBob: Oh, I love this song!
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(SpongeBob throws his brain up into the air, and runs away. He takes off his hat with a funny face, and his brain lands back into his head.SpongeBob rubs his hand together.)
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SpongeBob: Here I go!
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(SpongeBob starts walking back and fourth and waving his floppy arms  mysteriously, with a face as if he is sleepwalking. Maracas join the music.SpongeBob turns, and starts moving his legs forward and in back of each other.)
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Squidward says in an uninterested voice, "That's funny. Even a barnacle knows you need music to dance."
  
Squidward: That is ''the'' most stupidest dance move I've ever seen!
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SpongeBob puts his finger up to his mouth and starts shaking his butt side to side saying, "Oh-ho-ho, I got music, friend..."
(SpongeBob huffs and makes a face not like any other to this reaction.)
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SpongeBob: Who put you on the planet?
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(SpongeBob breathes heavily)
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(The scene goes back to Squidward still walking toward the [[Krusty Krab,]] but SpongeBob is walking backwards behind him with a cheerful face.)
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(Runs up to Squidward) He says, "...In my mind!" (takes out his brain)
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(musical notes come out of it, rock music plays. SpongeBob turns a dial, and banjo country-style music comes out of it. He turns it again, and acoustic ballad music plays)
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(Scene goes back to SpongeBob, still holding his brain up out of his head) He says, "Oh I love this song!"
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He throws his brain up into the air, and runs away. He takes off his hat with a funny face, and his brain lands back into his head.
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He rubs his hand together and says, "Here I go!"
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(He starts walking back and fourth and waving his floppy arms  mysteriously, with a face as if he is sleepwalking). (Maracas join the music)
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(Turns, and starts moving his legs forward and in back of each other).
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Squidward walks away saying "That is ''the'' most stupidest dance move I've ever seen."
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SpongeBob huffs and makes a face not like any other to this reaction and says "Who put you on the planet?"
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(breathes heavily)
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The scene goes back to Squidward still walking toward the [[Krusty Krab,]] but SpongeBob is walking backwards behind him with a cheerful face.
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==Scene 2==
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This scene is at the Krusty Krab and Spongebob is doing a pharoh-like dance in the kitchen listening to music that is similar to the title card music of [[Squid On Strike]].
  
 
SpongeBob then lifts his leg, and uses his spatula to pick up six patties, and then hops on the wall.
 
SpongeBob then lifts his leg, and uses his spatula to pick up six patties, and then hops on the wall.
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Then, he throws the patties up into the air, and starts whistling, walking backwards right then left, then stops when the patties all fly on Squidward's head.
 
Then, he throws the patties up into the air, and starts whistling, walking backwards right then left, then stops when the patties all fly on Squidward's head.
  
SpongeBob's hands are up in the air when one grabs the giant plate. Then, he runs away skipping, varrying the plate with one hand again.
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Spongebob's hands are up in the air when one grabs the giant plate. Then, he runs away skipping, varrying the plate with one hand again.
  
 
A scene from the cash register-boat is seen with Squidward's face flat, and then he moans.
 
A scene from the cash register-boat is seen with Squidward's face flat, and then he moans.
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(she gives SpongeBob a card) She says "come down to my dance stuido tomorrow afternoon. You're goin' places, kid." (she walks away).
 
(she gives SpongeBob a card) She says "come down to my dance stuido tomorrow afternoon. You're goin' places, kid." (she walks away).
  
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==Scene 3==
 
(SpongeBob smoving his legs running next to the cash register-boat). An irritated Squidward says "Would you please stop dancing?"
 
(SpongeBob smoving his legs running next to the cash register-boat). An irritated Squidward says "Would you please stop dancing?"
  
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(SpongeBob's eyes grow, and raises his head a little bit) SpongeBob says, "I am dance-putty in your hands!"
 
(SpongeBob's eyes grow, and raises his head a little bit) SpongeBob says, "I am dance-putty in your hands!"
  
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==Scene 4==
 
(This scene appears at Squidward's house, first from the outside, then from the inside).
 
(This scene appears at Squidward's house, first from the outside, then from the inside).
  
(SpongeBob and Squidward are both on the top floor with dancing outfits on). Squidward is writing on a checkboard saying, "Hm...."
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(Spongebob and Squidward are both on the top floor with dancing outfits on). Squidward is writing on a checkboard saying, "Hm...."
 
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(Squidward walks behind SpongeBob, and pulls his headband, and it snaps right back, with a little flash).
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SpongeBob says, "Oh, what are you doing, Squidward?" In which Squidward replies, "Oh, um, just a physical assesment I do with all of my new pupils."
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Squidward giggles, and then says, "Yeah, I'd say judging with the condition of those flabby ankles." "Flabby?" SpongeBob asks.
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Squidward replies, "That's right. You need some physical conditioning before you ''ever'' set foot on the dance partnering. I want you to run to the top of [[Oyster Peak]] then back. (points his conductor & tentacle there).
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(SpongeBob starts running) SpongeBob says, "Oh, anything to get rid of these flabby ankles of mine."
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When SpongeBob leaves, the scene cuts to Squidward's face alone, smiling mischevously, he says "By the time that idiot gets back, he'll be too tired to dance!"
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(Squidward starts laughing as a zooming sound sounds, and SpongeBob appears right next to Squidward, but his head is not exactly looking at him).
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Squidward drops his checkbaord and pencil and asks SpongeBob as the scene is back to the two of them, "What are you doing here?"
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SpongeBob replied with a singsong voice, "I'm back from [[Mount Oyster]]!"
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Then, he takes a snowglobe out of nowhere and hands it to Squidward. "Here," SpongeBob says.
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(The scene moves onto the snowglobe only) SpongeBob keeps talking... "Got this for you at the gift shop" (as always, snow is falling from the snowglobe, and jingle bells are heard).
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"Bah!," yells Squidward, taking the snowglobe and throwing it over his shoulder.
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Squidward continues talking picking SpongeBob up, "let's move on to our first dance lesson." He carries SpongeBob over to a treadmill.
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(Squidward puts him down on the treadmill and points to the treadmill). Squidward says, "I want you to moonwalk on this treadmill while I read this entire novel!"
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Squidward walks away, and the treadmill starts working, and SpongeBob starts moonwalking on it.
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Squidward is in a library, reading the novel on a blue chair with a purple lamp shining above his head.
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(beeping noises)Squidward stands up and says, "Huh? Huh? What, is he still at it?"
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Squidward opens the door to the library, and Squidward yells, "Ah!" at a scene of smoke coming out of the treadmill with SpongeBob not a sinch tired.
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Then, the treadmill explodes at the scene of being on for too long. "My treadmill!," yells Squidward
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SpongeBob moves both of his hands out more and says, "You know Squidward, excerzising is fun and all,"
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"But when are we gonna learn some dancing?" (Squidward grunts angrily crushing his tentacles). Running gag: When SpongeBob says "when are we gonna learn some ''dancing''," he has a British accent.
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(scene is on Squidward only) All right! You wanna learn some ''dancing''?" (Squdiward has a britsh accent when he says that, too).
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(He doesn't have a British accent this time) "...I'll show you ''dancin'''!"
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(Squidward puts on a record) "You know what, guest people, goneit!" (slaps a ribbon he is holding like a reign) "R-r-r-r-r-ribbon!"
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SpongeBob: How Is It That Part Patrick?
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[[Category:Unfinished Transcript]]
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