Episode Transcript: Frankendoodle

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Episode Article: Frankendoodle

Characters

Dialogue

French Narrator: Ah, the artist at sea. Let us marvel as he sketches his beautiful design.

Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil!

French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of drawing at sea: Always being a spare pencil.

Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles)

SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Ready!

SpongeBob: One, two, three! Scissors beats paper, Patrick! Okay, one...

Patrick: Two...

SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!

SpongeBob: Patrick, why do you always pick paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)

Patrick: What is it?

SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.

Patrick: Go touch it.

SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.

Patrick: What are you drawing?

SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you behind my neck! It's a jellyfish.

Patrick: Good work, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction. And your perspective weighs a lot.

SpongeBob: Everybody's a critic.

Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!

SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!

Patrick: No, I mean it's swmming away!

SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick!

Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum?

SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!

Patrick: Now all I need is a magic moustache and all my dreams will come true.

SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up!

Patrick: Life is good! (the moustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!

Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full set of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair!

Patrick: My turn!

SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each piece of work is like a child and should be treated as such.

Patrick: Come on! I'm just gonna draw a cartoon.

SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!

Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!

SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy when you look at it.

Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it)

Patrick: Poor Squidward.

SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) This is gonna be classic!

Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.

SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!

Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Harry! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This is the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward opens the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll! All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! He's knocking on the door. Squidward's answering the door and...

Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil) He stole the magic pencil.

SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?

Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.

SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)

Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there. (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)

DoodleBob: (nonsense)

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. We've got to stop him!

Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?

SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and now I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) Do you see what I mean, Patrick?

Patrick: Where's the leak, mam? (DoodleBobn draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)

SpongeBob: Are you okay, Patrick?

Patrick: Finland!

SpongeBob: There he is.

Patrick: I hate him. I hate just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes and his square body and his two buck teeth! And that stupid tie! But it looks good on you, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Let's get the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!

Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws him)

Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.

SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?

DoodleBob: (jibberish)

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?

DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face)

SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. Take this and that and that and that!

Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing. Bye, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Goodbye, Patrick! (DoodleBob's arm is still alive) Gee, Gary, you should have been there! Sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.

Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.

SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? What do you think you're doing doodle?

DoodleBob: You doodle. Me SpongeBob. (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door.)

SpongeBob: Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) Very well, no matter, I was most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window)

Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for this!

SpongeBob: Or was it most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts to get him. But he gets stuck on a paer in the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mrs. Doodle. (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)

(the next day)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?

SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself.

Patrick: It's the evil doodle.

SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.

Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.

SpongeBob: Oh, magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us sea creatures. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Ready? (he jumps on his belly, and it is launched back to the surface)

French Narrator: We rejoin the artist at sea.

Artist: Huh? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)

French Narrator: The artist has learned the second lesson of drawing at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.

Artist: No!

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