Episode Transcript: Frankendoodle

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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
 
*[[DoodleBob]]
 
*[[DoodleBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
 
*[[Gary]]
 
*[[Gary]]
*Artist
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*[[Artist At Sea]]
*French Narrator
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*[[French Narrator]]
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
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(Scene opens as live-action shot of the man on a simple boat at sea with an easel and pencil)
  
Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?
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'''French Narrator:''' Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
  
French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
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'''Artist:''' Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?
  
Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water, then cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles)
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'''French Narrator:''' The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
  
SpongeBob: Okay. Ready, Patrick?
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'''Artist:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water, then cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock-Paper-Scissors" with bubbles)
  
SpongeBob: One...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. Ready, Patrick?
  
Patrick: Two...
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'''SpongeBob:''' One...
  
SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
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'''Patrick:''' Two...
  
SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs)
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Three! (blows the bubbles. SpongeBob's scissor shaped bubble cuts Patrick's paper shaped bubble in half)
  
SpongeBob: One...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs)
  
SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
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'''SpongeBob:''' One...
  
SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' two...
  
Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
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'''SpongeBob:''' three! (They blow a tie in paper) Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops and bursts their balloons and pierces the ground. the two scream)
  
SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
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'''Patrick:''' What is that thing SpongeBob?
  
Patrick: Go touch it.
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'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like a giant pencil.
  
SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
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'''Patrick:''' Go touch it.
  
Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
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'''SpongeBob:''' It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
  
SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
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'''Patrick:''' Whatcha drawin'?
  
Patrick: Psh, artists.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
  
SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
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'''Patrick:''' Psh, artists.  
  
Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
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'''SpongeBob:''' It's a jellyfish.
  
SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
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'''Patrick:''' Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
  
Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Eh, everybody's a critic.
  
SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, I think your drawing's coming to life!
  
Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
  
SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' No, I mean look at it, it's swimming away!
  
Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Do you know what this means, Patrick?
  
SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
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'''Patrick:''' Uh...your art can never hang in a museum?
  
Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
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'''SpongeBob:''' It means we found a magic pencil!
  
SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)
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'''Patrick:''' Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
  
Patrick: Life is good! (the mustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!
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'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)
  
Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair!
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'''Patrick:''' Life is good! (the mustache floats away when coming to life) Easy come, easy go!
  
Patrick: My turn!
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'''Squidward:''' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head and Squidward smiles) hair!
  
SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
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'''Patrick:''' My turn!
  
Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
  
SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
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'''Patrick:''' Come on! I was just going to draw a cartoon.
  
Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Why didn't you say so? (Patrick draws a jellyfish with a frown and waving fist) Hey, look! Another jellyfish!
  
SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
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'''Patrick:''' It's Squidward, silly! (The Squidward drawing comes to life and mumbles in anger)
  
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
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'''SpongeBob:''' He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves.
  
SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it)
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'''Patrick:''' yeah you're right, SpongeBob.
  
Patrick: Poor Squidward.
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'''SpongeBob:''' We can't let him go into town! (Patrick erases it as the Squidward drawing screams)
  
SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!
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'''Patrick:''' Poor Squidward.
  
Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (They run to Squidward's house where they draw a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!
  
SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
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'''Squidward:''' (dressed up with the mustach still on his head) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
  
Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!
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'''SpongeBob:''' (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
  
SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! (Laughing)  
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'''Squidward:''' What do you want?! Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string and the dollar flies away with the string and pulls Squidward onto the ground as Patrick and SpongeBob laugh) Ow! SpongeBob! (The mustache has fallen of Squidward's head) Oh, my hair! (The mustach floats away in the air) '''SPONGEBOB!!!!'''
  
Patrick: He's going to the door.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! (Draws a picture resembling himself which comes to life) Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. (draws a tie on the drawing of himself) Ready for action!  (Laughing as Doodlebob goes to Squidward's door.)
  
SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.  
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'''Patrick:''' He's going to the door.
  
SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
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'''SpongeBob:''' He's knocking on the door.(Squidward walks out scowling as he sees Doodlebob)
  
Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's answering the door and... (Doodlebob grabs Squidward and attacks him as SpongeBob watches in dismay)
  
SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil)
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Squidward: Oh ow ow ow ow ow ow ohh oww ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owww!!!
  
Patrick: He's got the pencil.
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'''Patrick:''' He's beating up Squidward! (laughs)
  
SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
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'''SpongeBob:''' DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil and runs off)
  
Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
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'''Patrick:''' He's got the pencil.
  
SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
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'''SpongeBob:''' What have I done? We've got to find him! (Later they are searching through bushs) Where could he possibly be?
  
Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)
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Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. (Points to a pineapple drawing resembling SpongeBob's pineapple)
  
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
  
Patrick: What just happened?
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'''Patrick:''' (fearfully) I'm not going in there. (SpongeBob also hides)
  
DoodleBob: (nonsense)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. (They walk towards the pineapple hiding in the bush) Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole in their path which comes to life. They fall into it.)
  
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
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Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (They crash)
  
Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
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'''Patrick:''' What just happened?
  
SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) See what I mean, Patrick?
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'''DoodleBob:''' (gibberishly) You want that pencil? Then you better get up here!
  
Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? (DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
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'''Patrick:''' Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No way. Listen, I created this ugly little monster and listen, I got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick in his head) See what I mean, Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' (dopily smiles in pain) Where's the leak, ma'am? (They climb to the surface of the ground to see DoodleBob draw a bowling ball and roll it. It hits Patrick right in his cheek and turns into some pink bowling pins in reaction and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears when Patrick falls to the ground and the bowling ball falls into the hole and unseenly smashes Patrick.)
 
   
 
   
SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
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'''SpongeBob:''' You okay down there, Patrick?
  
Patrick: Finland!
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'''Patrick:''' (painly) FINLAND!!!!!
  
DoodleBob: (nonsense) (more nonsense)
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'''DoodleBob:''' (gibberishly) You'll never get me now! (Runs off in the distance. Later Pat and Sponge hide behind rocks when gibberish yelling is heard. They hide and watch the DoodleBob play with the pencil)
  
SpongeBob: There he is.
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'''SpongeBob:''' There he is.
  
Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
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'''Patrick:''' He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
  
SpongeBob: Eh hem.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Eh hem.
  
Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
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'''Patrick:''' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
  
SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
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'''DoodleBob:''' (gibberishly) Maybe I'll just sit down for a little while.
  
Patrick: Oh boy, A birthday Party! Is it his birthday?"
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'''SpongeBob:''' He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
  
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob)
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'''Patrick:''' Oh boy, a surprise Party!!!! Is it his birthday?"
  
Patrick: Happy birthday! ( hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed on it)Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.
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'''DoodleBob:''' (bashes through the rock they're hiding behind and talks gibberishly) Did you say it's my birthday?! (picks SpongeBob up and attacks him)
  
SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob into something hard)AAAAAHHH!!!!
  
DoodleBob: (gibberish)
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'''Patrick:''' Happy birthday! (hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed and coral on it) Here's your present. (DoodleBob smashes it on his head as Patrick dopily smiles in pain) You're welcome.
  
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
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'''DoodleBob''' (Sees SpongeBob aiming the pencil's eraser at him and reacts gibberish) Uh oh...
  
DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hold it right there, DoodleBob. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
  
SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
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'''DoodleBob:''' (defeatingly gibberishly talks) OK, I'll be outta here!
  
Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, what was that?
  
SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
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'''DoodleBob:''' (frowns and speaks gibberish again) I said "OK I'll be outta..." (SpongeBob erases his face and DoodleBob runs off blind and smashes into a rock)
  
Patrick: Can we have the cake now? (Sings) Happy Happy Birthday to Me!"
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
  
(DoodleBob's arm is still alive)
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'''Patrick:''' Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
  
SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
  
Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.
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'''Patrick:''' Done and done
  
SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)
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(DoodleBob's arm is still alive and inches like a caterpillar. Later at night SpongeBob is seen making several posh objects in his house with the pencil like a cookoo clock, a posh bed with a canipe, and a grandfather clock)
  
(DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
  
SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?
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'''Gary:''' (with a crown on) Meow.
  
DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)
  
SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.)
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(DoodleBob's arm comes in the pineapple, uses the restroom, breaks into the room and grabs the pencil and begins to redraw himself. SpongeBob hears the commotion and wakes up)
  
Squidward: Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! (DoodleBob reveals himself with the pencil redrawn) Aah, DoodleBob! Uh...(chuckles nervously) No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?
  
SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
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'''DoodleBob:''' You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs and DoodleBob follows him and erases any obstacle in his path from SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in his kitchen and locks the door. DoodleBob erases the door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt before threatening him with the eraser)
  
(the next day)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) My nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body and chuckles evilly) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (they play tug of war with the pencil and the pencil breaks in half. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (Points the point of his pencil at DoodleBob. DoodleBob sharpens the pencil so that he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window when he plays with it and hits Squidward.)
  
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
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'''Squidward:''' (from outside) Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!!!!
  
SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts renewing his threat with the eraser as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, and knocks over some papers. As DoodleBob prepares to deliver the eraser to the trapped SpongeBob he then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor which magically attaches to his foot. DoodleBob struggles desperately to get unstuck)
  
Patrick: It's the evil doodle!
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DoodleBob: (gibberishly) Huh?! I'm stuck. Somebody help me!!! I am stuck!!!
  
SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
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SpongeBob: Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (DoodleBob glares at him one last time before SpongeBob smashes him with a notebook. Screaming is heard as DoodleBob magically attaches to the paper and SpongeBob looks inside to see DoodleBob shrunk inside the notebook and as he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
  
Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
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(the next day spongebob hangs the drawing of DoodleBob on his wall as a sign of his triumph)
  
SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
  
Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
  
SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' (gasps) It's the evil doodle!
  
Patrick: Ready! (SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, not evil. (Acts like a professor) He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
  
French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
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'''Patrick:''' So...he's a drawing?
  
Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly! See how happy he is now?
  
French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
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'''Patrick:''' (Looks at the smiling DoodleBob) He still looks kind of creepy.
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(Later SpongeBob is seen on a diving board with the casted pencil)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' Ready! (SpongeBob drops the pencil in Patrick's mouth and jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)
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(Cut to the surface where we see the artist lying in a fetal position in his boat.)
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'''French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. (The pencil launches back into the boat)
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'''Artist:''' Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks and the artist begins sobbing)
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'''French Narrator:''' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
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'''Artist:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
Artist: No!
 
  
 
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Welcome to the Chum Bucket The Secret Box

Episode Article: Frankendoodle

Characters

Dialogue

(Scene opens as live-action shot of the man on a simple boat at sea with an easel and pencil)

French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.

Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?

French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.

Artist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water, then cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock-Paper-Scissors" with bubbles)

SpongeBob: Okay. Ready, Patrick?

SpongeBob: One...

Patrick: Two...

SpongeBob and Patrick: Three! (blows the bubbles. SpongeBob's scissor shaped bubble cuts Patrick's paper shaped bubble in half)

SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs)

SpongeBob: One...

SpongeBob and Patrick: two...

SpongeBob: three! (They blow a tie in paper) Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops and bursts their balloons and pierces the ground. the two scream)

Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.

Patrick: Go touch it.

SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.

Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?

SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!

Patrick: Psh, artists.

SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.

Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.

SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.

Patrick: SpongeBob, I think your drawing's coming to life!

SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!

Patrick: No, I mean look at it, it's swimming away!

SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?

Patrick: Uh...your art can never hang in a museum?

SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!

Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.

SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)

Patrick: Life is good! (the mustache floats away when coming to life) Easy come, easy go!

Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head and Squidward smiles) hair!

Patrick: My turn!

SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.

Patrick: Come on! I was just going to draw a cartoon.

SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? (Patrick draws a jellyfish with a frown and waving fist) Hey, look! Another jellyfish!

Patrick: It's Squidward, silly! (The Squidward drawing comes to life and mumbles in anger)

SpongeBob: He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves.

Patrick: yeah you're right, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: We can't let him go into town! (Patrick erases it as the Squidward drawing screams)

Patrick: Poor Squidward.

SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (They run to Squidward's house where they draw a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!

Squidward: (dressed up with the mustach still on his head) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.

SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!

Squidward: What do you want?! Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string and the dollar flies away with the string and pulls Squidward onto the ground as Patrick and SpongeBob laugh) Ow! SpongeBob! (The mustache has fallen of Squidward's head) Oh, my hair! (The mustach floats away in the air) SPONGEBOB!!!!

SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! (Draws a picture resembling himself which comes to life) Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. (draws a tie on the drawing of himself) Ready for action! (Laughing as Doodlebob goes to Squidward's door.)

Patrick: He's going to the door.

SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.(Squidward walks out scowling as he sees Doodlebob)

SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and... (Doodlebob grabs Squidward and attacks him as SpongeBob watches in dismay)

Squidward: Oh ow ow ow ow ow ow ohh oww ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owww!!!

Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! (laughs)

SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil and runs off)

Patrick: He's got the pencil.

SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! (Later they are searching through bushs) Where could he possibly be?

Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. (Points to a pineapple drawing resembling SpongeBob's pineapple)

SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)

Patrick: (fearfully) I'm not going in there. (SpongeBob also hides)

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. (They walk towards the pineapple hiding in the bush) Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole in their path which comes to life. They fall into it.)

Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (They crash)

Patrick: What just happened?

DoodleBob: (gibberishly) You want that pencil? Then you better get up here!

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!

Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?

SpongeBob: No way. Listen, I created this ugly little monster and listen, I got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick in his head) See what I mean, Patrick?

Patrick: (dopily smiles in pain) Where's the leak, ma'am? (They climb to the surface of the ground to see DoodleBob draw a bowling ball and roll it. It hits Patrick right in his cheek and turns into some pink bowling pins in reaction and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears when Patrick falls to the ground and the bowling ball falls into the hole and unseenly smashes Patrick.)

SpongeBob: You okay down there, Patrick?

Patrick: (painly) FINLAND!!!!!

DoodleBob: (gibberishly) You'll never get me now! (Runs off in the distance. Later Pat and Sponge hide behind rocks when gibberish yelling is heard. They hide and watch the DoodleBob play with the pencil)

SpongeBob: There he is.

Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!

SpongeBob: Eh hem.

Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.

DoodleBob: (gibberishly) Maybe I'll just sit down for a little while.

SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!

Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise Party!!!! Is it his birthday?"

DoodleBob: (bashes through the rock they're hiding behind and talks gibberishly) Did you say it's my birthday?! (picks SpongeBob up and attacks him)

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob into something hard)AAAAAHHH!!!!

Patrick: Happy birthday! (hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed and coral on it) Here's your present. (DoodleBob smashes it on his head as Patrick dopily smiles in pain) You're welcome.

DoodleBob (Sees SpongeBob aiming the pencil's eraser at him and reacts gibberish) Uh oh...

SpongeBob: Hold it right there, DoodleBob. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?

DoodleBob: (defeatingly gibberishly talks) OK, I'll be outta here!

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?

DoodleBob: (frowns and speaks gibberish again) I said "OK I'll be outta..." (SpongeBob erases his face and DoodleBob runs off blind and smashes into a rock)

SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!

Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?

Patrick: Done and done

(DoodleBob's arm is still alive and inches like a caterpillar. Later at night SpongeBob is seen making several posh objects in his house with the pencil like a cookoo clock, a posh bed with a canipe, and a grandfather clock)

SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.

Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.

SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)

(DoodleBob's arm comes in the pineapple, uses the restroom, breaks into the room and grabs the pencil and begins to redraw himself. SpongeBob hears the commotion and wakes up)

SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! (DoodleBob reveals himself with the pencil redrawn) Aah, DoodleBob! Uh...(chuckles nervously) No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?

DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs and DoodleBob follows him and erases any obstacle in his path from SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in his kitchen and locks the door. DoodleBob erases the door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt before threatening him with the eraser)

SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) My nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body and chuckles evilly) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (they play tug of war with the pencil and the pencil breaks in half. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (Points the point of his pencil at DoodleBob. DoodleBob sharpens the pencil so that he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window when he plays with it and hits Squidward.)

Squidward: (from outside) Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!!!!

SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts renewing his threat with the eraser as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, and knocks over some papers. As DoodleBob prepares to deliver the eraser to the trapped SpongeBob he then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor which magically attaches to his foot. DoodleBob struggles desperately to get unstuck)

DoodleBob: (gibberishly) Huh?! I'm stuck. Somebody help me!!! I am stuck!!!

SpongeBob: Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (DoodleBob glares at him one last time before SpongeBob smashes him with a notebook. Screaming is heard as DoodleBob magically attaches to the paper and SpongeBob looks inside to see DoodleBob shrunk inside the notebook and as he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)

(the next day spongebob hangs the drawing of DoodleBob on his wall as a sign of his triumph)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?

SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.

Patrick: (gasps) It's the evil doodle!

SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. (Acts like a professor) He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.

Patrick: So...he's a drawing?

SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is now?

Patrick: (Looks at the smiling DoodleBob) He still looks kind of creepy.

(Later SpongeBob is seen on a diving board with the casted pencil)

SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Ready! (SpongeBob drops the pencil in Patrick's mouth and jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)

(Cut to the surface where we see the artist lying in a fetal position in his boat.)

French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. (The pencil launches back into the boat)

Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks and the artist begins sobbing)

French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.

Artist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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