Episode Transcript: Club SpongeBob

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Episode Article: Club SpongeBob

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• Magic Conch Shell
• Park Ranger

Dialogue

(Scene starts with Wormy and Squidward coming out of his with a car.He's off to work)
(He passes a Beanstalk which has a house in it and in it is SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick: (Giggling)

SpongeBob: Wey wook.. it's WormSquid
...Wormy...( close up real butterfly BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!) (scream both)

Squidward and Wormy: What? BUZZ

SpongeBob and Patrick: (laughter)

SpongeBob: WormSquid's woing to work.

...Wormy...( close up real butterfly BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!) (loud scream both)
SpongeBob and Patrick: (laughter)

Patrick: Where...does he work? Wat the WormSquid?
...Wormy...( close up real butterfly BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!) (loud scream again both)

SpongeBob and Patrick: (laughter)

Squidward: What's that supposed to mean? Some kind of stupid secret code?

SpongeBob: We can't tell you because your not a member of the club.

Squidward: Oh yeah? What does it take to be a member? Besides being a moron... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (angry) MONSTER FIGHT...moron...as a requirement...hahaha...

SpongeBob and Patrick: No no no!! Stop.. you can't get in!!

(Squidward Wormy gets stuck in the treehouse)

Squidward: Well this is stupid.. there's no room up here!!
...Wormy...( close up real butterfly ) buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

Patrick: That's what we've been trying to tell you!!

SpongeBob: We've been stuck up here for three days..

Patrick: We told you you wouldn't fit in..

Squidward: (sneers)

SpongeBob: Well...since you're here Squidward...we'll give you the new member initiation. Are you ready Patrick?

Patrick: Ready!

Music:(both patrick spongebob squidward wormy they clap hands and sing).

Welcome to our club,
Welcome to our club.

Welcome Squidward
Welcome Squidward,
Welcome Squidward
Welcome Squidward!

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(a couple mistake it for a shooting star.)

Nancy: Whoa!

Frank: Make a wish, honey.

(Treehouse falls into kelp forest)

SpongeBob Wormy and Patrick: (run out) Whoo!! Whoo!! Whoo!! Again!! Again!! (beating chests and flicking their tongues around) WHOLOOLOOLOOLOO...( real butterfly face cut close up down fly roar) BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (LOUD SCREAM BOTH AGAIN LOST TREEHOUSE CRASH ISLAND EARTH SPACE)

Patrick: Oh No What happened?

Squidward: Where are we? We're lost. There's no way out!! Stuck.. in the middle of nowhere.. with SpongeBob and Patrick!! Wormy RUN ( Wormy Chase patrick Spongebob Squidward Scream Run)