Bikini Bottom National Anthem (Song)

Song text Globulous Maximus " The Globulous Maximus is an anthem sung by Globulous Maximus in the episode: Globs of Doom.

Globulous Maximus Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Oh, I'm really scared So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first

When Mr. Globulous Maximus says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man And if you aren't shakin' Then there's something very wrong 'Cause this may be the last time now That you hear the boogie song, ohhh

THREE BATS Ohhh

Globulous Maximus Ohhh

SEVEN LIZARDS Ohhh

Globulous Maximus Ohhh

SEVEN LIZARDS Ohhh, he's the Globulous Maximus

Globulous Maximus Well if I'm feelin' antsy And there's nothin' much to do I might just cook a special batch Of snake and spider stew And don't ya know the one thing That would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice

THREE SKELETONS Ohhh

Globulous Maximus Oh, yeah

THREE BATS Ohhh

Globulous Maximus Ohhh

THREE BATS Ohhh

Globulous Maximus AND THREE SKELETONS Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) Globulous Maximus

SANTA Release me now Or you must face the dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses

Globulous Maximus You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission I'm going to do my stuff

SANTA What are you going to do?

Globulous Maximus I'm gonna do the best I can

(Musical interlude)

Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine

SANTA Release me fast or you will have to Answer for this heinous act

Globulous Maximus Oh, brother, you're something You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Mr.Globulous Maximus And you ain't going nowhereTemplate:Slogan