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Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward
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Episode Article: The Two Faces of Squidward
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Music: Squidward Had a Krabby Patty
SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's buns were white as snow!
SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's buns were white as snow!
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards.
(Music continues)
Squidward: Hold on a second.
Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant. You might want to try it sometime!
SpongeBob: I sure would, Squidward. That sounds... (Patrick interferes)
Patrick: Oh, wait a minute! SpongeBob, you already do work in a fast food restaurant!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!
Squidward: Remind me to fire my therapist. (shows the costumers) And stop bringing your neighbors to work!
Patrick: We're not just neighbors.
SpongeBob: You can say that again!
Patrick: We're not just... (Squidward interferes)
Squidward: I don't care! (faces the customers, embarrassed. Laughs nervously) 419, please.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright! I am gonna... Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do, but... (SpongeBob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: (singing) She'll be comin' around the Krabby Patty when she comes!
Squidward: Ahh! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nincompoop! You broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor!
(Sounds of operation, SpongeBob eats Krusty Krab hats, Dr. Gill Gilliam opens the door)
SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, doctor! Is he gonna be alright? For the love of Neptune, tell me!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son...
SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it!(SpongeBob is crying)
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We should know...
SpongeBob: No, please. Just... just don't.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves)
SpongeBob: Two weeks? I'll never make it. (SpongeBob falls down)
(Two weeks later, SpongeBob comes into the hospital with a bouquet of flowers)
Nurse: Mornin' SpongeBob. You're early today.
SpongeBob: Good morning Nurse Rechid. (walks over to an old lady) Hi, Mabel. Saved the blue one just for you. (takes out a blue flower and gives it to Mabel)
Mabel: Oh, SpongeBob. Blue is my favorite color. Er... or is it orange?
SpongeBob: (laughs) Don't worry, Mabel. I'm sure your amnesia'll wear off in no time. (walks away)
Mabel: My what?
SpongeBob: (flops into Squidward's room) Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back.
Squidward: (muffled shouting. His head is covered with bandages.)
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here today. I'm going to be removing Squidward's bandages and he made me swear to keep you far away from him.
SpongeBob: It has been two weeks already? (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Okay. As long as you stay on the other side of the... (sighs) Right. (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: Don't rush it! Sorry, go ahead. Wait!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: (angrily) What is it?
SpongeBob: Are you sure that the patient has enough emensmansera?
Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please. Just let me work.
SpongeBob: Very well, doctor. Carry on.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I?
SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must postpone the operation!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyment. It is not even plugged into the wall!
SpongeBob: You're right, doctor. Proceed with operation sever. Hold it!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?!
(On the television)
Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this. Surely we can use a less dangerous procedure. After all, we have to start thinking about... the welfare! (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV)
SpongeBob: Wait!
Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time?!
SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interrupting you before.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: (gasps) I...I...I can't believe it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam faints)
Squidward: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Squidward: How does it look?
SpongeBob: Great Neptune...
Squidward: Come on. Spit it out. I can take it.
Nurse: Time for your medicine, Mister...Mister...Mister...Handsome! Ohhh... (The nurse melts)
Squidward: What did she call me?
SpongeBob: Handsome. But she spelled it wrong.
Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the...? Wait a second. That nurse was right. I am handsome!
SpongeBob: Squidward, you're not handsome. You're a hunk!
(People then started to notice Squidward)
Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints)
Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faint)
Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello, Handsome.
SpongeBob: Gee, Squidward. People really seem to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before.
Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome!
SpongeBob: If that's even possible.
Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk.
Blind Man: I can see!
Fat Student Fish: I can fly! (starts to fly) Uh-oh. My shoe's untied. (his shoe falls).
Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer.
SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine?! (shocked then the crowd cheers).
Squidward: Well SpongeBob, earlier today my spine was hurting, now I'm resting on fine leather upholstery. (Limo stops at Squidward's house while the crowd cheers for them).
SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna clip my toenails Squidward, don't forget to enjoy being handsome.
Squidward: Oh, don't worry.
Crowd: (cheers) Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! (night time and crowd still keeps on cheering for Squidward until dawn).
Squidward: Huh? Well, better go greet the commoners.
Crowd: Handsome! Handsome! Handsome!
Squidward: Good morning my people! Sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I (laughs) stranger to seen, need my beauty sleep.
Male Fish #3: I want his shirt!
Male Fish #4: I want his eyelids! (crowd rips his shirt)
Squidward: I guessed I kept them waiting a little too long. I know, a little music should soothe their hunger (plays the clarinet).
Male Fish #5: Hey what is that sound?
Male Fish #6: Wait it's him! The handsome man! (crowd cheers).
Squidward: Beautiful and talented. what more do they want? Don't worry folks, there's more where that came from...Hey! (a guy stole his clarinet)
Male Fish: #?: I got the clarinet! (crowd rips the shirt of the fish who got Squidward's clarinet and breaks his clarinet).
Squidward: (smells the liquid soap) There's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can't cure. Hey my grandmother gave me that soap! Well no one ever said it'll be easy being so handsome Squiddy. You'll just start getting used to be..ahh! (a big female fish with 4 eyes pop out of his bath tub)
Big Female Fish: Hi, Handsome.
Male Fish #7: Handsome!
Female Fish #8: Handsome!
Female Fish #9: Handsome! Let's get him!
Squidward: Ahh!!! (jumps out of the window). SpongeBob! You gotta help me! They stole my bubble bath! Public life ain't all it's cracked up to be. I want my own life back.
SpongeBob: Hmmm... I know just what to do. (crowed chases Squidward and SpongeBob)
Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What have you done? You know how much the Krusty Krab means to me, don't ya? And you took it upon yourself to bring all these, these customers, to me. Hey, don't worry folks, There's plenty of Squidward to go around. So everybody just line up and get your pocket bucks out, first will be $14.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward.
Squidward: We don't have much time! Take the door and change me back.
Mr. Krabs: And I even throw in a soft drink for an extra $3.
Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. Take the door and smash my face back!
SpongeBob: I can't! One thing is doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose.
Squidward: You better hurt me or I'm really gonna hurt you!
SpongeBob: Well ok...
Squidward: Don't hold back, SpongeBob. Just really let me have it.
SpongeBob: Just remember Squidward, this is going to hurt me more that it going to hurt you.
Squidward: Uhh... okay, just let me just memo... (SpongeBob slams the door on Squidward's face) Duowhh!!! Hey, I wasn't ready. (slam!) Would you mind waiting till I... (slam!)
SpongeBob: Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again. (slam!) Nope. Still too handsome. (slam!) Still not working. Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough. (slam!)
Squidward: Spo... hang on a sec (slams the door over and over again) ... let me... uhhhh... (Squidward becomes even more handsome).
SpongeBob: Yeeks!!!!!!!!!! Squidward! You're even more handsome! The crowd is in a frenzy.
Squidward: Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess, now have to get me out again!
SpongeBob: I know Squidward! I'll think of something! huh!!! I just need, I just need...(a shoe from outside will be hitting Squidward and SpongeBob springs into action)
Squidward: (In slow motion) Get me to...
SpongeBob: Squidward! look out for that falling shoe!
Squidward: Huh? (SpongeBob pushes Squidward and hits the pole) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Squidward...
Squidward: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: You're back! Oh, Squidward...I love you no matter how many times we smash your face.
Squidward: Almost wish that meant something (crowd leaves after seeing Squidward not handsome anymore).
Mr. Krabs: Hey, where you going? Don't leave me! Please! I'm beggin' ya! Look. I can make him handsome again. Watch! (slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly) See? (slam!) He's getting handsome. It just takes a little (slam!) effort, just a little (slam!) elbow grease. Please! Come back!!!
