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 '''Amy and Jen''': Where are we?
-'''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we’reat none other than the Krusty Krab. (a shot of the Krusty Krab is shown when Mr. Krabs says "the Krusty Krab." We then see Amy with a boom microphone onscreen)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we’re at none other than the Krusty Krab. (a shot of the Krusty Krab is shown when Mr. Krabs says "the Krusty Krab." We then see Amy with a boom microphone onscreen)
 '''Amy''': Did you say Krusty Krab? (we see the same shot of the Krusty Krab when "Krusty Krab" is said. Mr. Krabs appears, again with the boom mic onscreen)

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 '''Amy and Jen''': Where are we?
-'''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab. (a shot of the Krusty Krab is shown when Mr. Krabs says "the Krusty Krab." We then see Amy with a boom microphone onscreen)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we’reat none other than the Krusty Krab. (a shot of the Krusty Krab is shown when Mr. Krabs says "the Krusty Krab." We then see Amy with a boom microphone onscreen)
 '''Amy''': Did you say Krusty Krab? (we see the same shot of the Krusty Krab when "Krusty Krab" is said. Mr. Krabs appears, again with the boom mic onscreen)

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 '''Jen''': What’s your problem, Amy?
-'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don’t know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who’s there?
+'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don’t know what to do with it and I’m hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who’s there?
 '''Jen''': Where’s that coming from? (purple smoke appears. It clears out to reveal Krabs)
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 '''Amy and Jen''': (both gasp) Yippee, it’s Mr. Krabs! (cut to Mr. Krabs)
-'''Mr. Krabs''': That’s right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. (gives the "Come on!" gesture) Follow...me! (screen splits into two sections while a whooshing sound is heard. The sections slide offscreen to opposite directions, and we see Krabs, Amy and Jen at the Krusty Krab)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': That’s right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I’m here to help. (gives the "Come on!" gesture) Follow...me! (screen splits into two sections while a whooshing sound is heard. The sections slide offscreen to opposite directions, and we see Krabs, Amy and Jen at the Krusty Krab)
 '''Amy and Jen''': Where are we?

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 ==Dialogue==
-(Pearl, playing "Amy," and Squidward, playing "Jen," are standing in front of a purple curtain. An extended version of the music from the episode's title card, [[Associated Production Music: B|the APM track "Bad Tempi 1"]], plays throughout the commercial)
+(Pearl, playing "Amy," and Squidward, playing "Jen," are standing in front of a purple curtain. An extended version of the music from the episode’s title card, [[Associated Production Music: B|the APM track "Bad Tempi 1"]], plays throughout the commercial)
 '''Amy''': Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
-'''Jen''': What's your problem, Amy?
+'''Jen''': What’s your problem, Amy?
-'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don’t know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who's there?
+'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don’t know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who’s there?
-'''Jen''': Where's that coming from? (purple smoke appears. It clears out to reveal Krabs)
+'''Jen''': Where’s that coming from? (purple smoke appears. It clears out to reveal Krabs)
-'''Amy and Jen''': (both gasp) Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs! (cut to Mr. Krabs)
+'''Amy and Jen''': (both gasp) Yippee, it’s Mr. Krabs! (cut to Mr. Krabs)
-'''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. (gives the "Come on!" gesture) Follow...me! (screen splits into two sections while a whooshing sound is heard. The sections slide offscreen to opposite directions, and we see Krabs, Amy and Jen at the Krusty Krab)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': That’s right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. (gives the "Come on!" gesture) Follow...me! (screen splits into two sections while a whooshing sound is heard. The sections slide offscreen to opposite directions, and we see Krabs, Amy and Jen at the Krusty Krab)
 '''Amy and Jen''': Where are we?
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 '''Amy''': Did you say Krusty Krab? (we see the same shot of the Krusty Krab when "Krusty Krab" is said. Mr. Krabs appears, again with the boom mic onscreen)
-'''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, (the same shot of the Krusty Krab appears again) Krusty Krab. (cut back to Krabs) Home of the world famous: (the same shot of the Krusty Krab appears once more. Cut back to Krabs) Krabby Patty! (we see Jen)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': That’s right, (the same shot of the Krusty Krab appears again) Krusty Krab. (cut back to Krabs) Home of the world famous: (the same shot of the Krusty Krab appears once more. Cut back to Krabs) Krabby Patty! (we see Jen)
-'''Jen''': What's a Krabby Patty? (cut to Mr. Krabs jaw-dropping on a yellow-ish background, with the camera zooming in and out 3 times. A "twang" sound is heard over this. Cut back to Krabs, Amy and Jen)
+'''Jen''': What’s a Krabby Patty? (cut to Mr. Krabs jaw-dropping on a yellow-ish background, with the camera zooming in and out 3 times. A "twang" sound is heard over this. Cut back to Krabs, Amy and Jen)
-'''Mr. Krabs''': Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. (part of SpongeBob's body is shown at the grill, with a patty grilling on it) We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. (lettuce, tomatoes and cheese appear on the patty) Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. ("secret sauce" appears on the patty, with the buns appearing a few seconds later) Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. (cut back to Mr. Krabs, who holds up a Krabby Patty) Voila! A Krabby Patty. (cut to Amy and Jen. The boom microphone is once again onscreen)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': Why it’s only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. (part of SpongeBob’s body is shown at the grill, with a patty grilling on it) We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. (lettuce, tomatoes and cheese appear on the patty) Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. ("secret sauce" appears on the patty, with the buns appearing a few seconds later) Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. (cut back to Mr. Krabs, who holds up a Krabby Patty) Voila! A Krabby Patty. (cut to Amy and Jen. The boom microphone is once again onscreen)
 '''Amy''': I want a Krabby Patty. (boom mic moves over to Jen)
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 '''Jen''': Me, too. (scene is wiped out to reveal Mr. Krabs wathing Amy and Jen eating Krabby Patties)
-'''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up. Cut to Mr. Krabs, still laughing. SpongeBob's head can be seen in the order window) Two more satisfied customers. (points to the camera) So why don’t you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
+'''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up. Cut to Mr. Krabs, still laughing. SpongeBob’s head can be seen in the order window) Two more satisfied customers. (points to the camera) So why don’t you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
 '''All''': The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! (the slogan "Come Spend Your Money Here!" appears word-by-word as it is said)

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 '''Jen''': What's your problem, Amy?
-'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who's there?
+'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don’t know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who's there?
 '''Jen''': Where's that coming from? (purple smoke appears. It clears out to reveal Krabs)
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 '''Jen''': Me, too. (scene is wiped out to reveal Mr. Krabs wathing Amy and Jen eating Krabby Patties)
-'''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up. Cut to Mr. Krabs, still laughing. SpongeBob's head can be seen in the order window) Two more satisfied customers. (points to the camera) So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
+'''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up. Cut to Mr. Krabs, still laughing. SpongeBob's head can be seen in the order window) Two more satisfied customers. (points to the camera) So why don’t you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
 '''All''': The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! (the slogan "Come Spend Your Money Here!" appears word-by-word as it is said)

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 [[de:Krosse Krabbe-Werbespot]]
-This is a transcript of the [[Krusty Krab]] commercial from the episode [[As Seen on TV]].
+This is a transcript of the [[Krusty Krab]] commercial from the episode [[As Seen on TV (Episode)|As Seen on TV]].
 ==Cast==
-*'''Squidward Tentacles''' as '''Janet'''
+*'''[[Pearl Krabs]]''' as '''Amy'''
-*'''Pearl Krabs''' as '''Amy'''
+*'''[[Squidward Tentacles]]''' as '''Jen'''
-*'''Eugene Krabs''' as '''Himself'''
+*'''[[Eugene H. Krabs]]''' as '''Himself'''
-*'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' as '''Himself'''
+*'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''' as '''Himself'''
 ==Dialogue==
-'''Amy:''' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
+(Pearl, playing "Amy," and Squidward, playing "Jen," are standing in front of a purple curtain. An extended version of the music from the episode's title card plays throughout the commercial)
-'''Jen:''' What's your problem, Amy?
+'''Amy''': Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
-'''Amy:''' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set) Who's there?
+'''Jen''': What's your problem, Amy?
-'''Jen:''' Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)
+'''Amy''': (pulls up a wad of cash and shakes it, with some of the money falling offscreen, then puts it down) I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set. Amy and Jen look around) Who's there?
-'''Amy and Jen:''' Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!
+'''Jen''': Where's that coming from? (purple smoke appears. It clears out to reveal Krabs)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
+'''Amy and Jen''': (both gasp) Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs! (cut to Mr. Krabs)
-'''Amy and Jen:''' Where are we?
+'''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. (gives the "Come on!" gesture) Follow...me! (screen splits into two sections while a whooshing sound is heard. The sections slide offscreen to opposite directions, and we see Krabs, Amy and Jen at the Krusty Krab)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
+'''Amy and Jen''': Where are we?
-'''Amy:''' Did you say Krusty Krab?
+'''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab. (a shot of the Krusty Krab is shown when Mr. Krabs says "the Krusty Krab." We then see Amy with a boom microphone onscreen)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!
+'''Amy''': Did you say Krusty Krab? (we see the same shot of the Krusty Krab when "Krusty Krab" is said. Mr. Krabs appears, again with the boom mic onscreen)
-'''Jen:''' What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)
+'''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, (the same shot of the Krusty Krab appears again) Krusty Krab. (cut back to Krabs) Home of the world famous: (the same shot of the Krusty Krab appears once more. Cut back to Krabs) Krabby Patty! (we see Jen)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.
+'''Jen''': What's a Krabby Patty? (cut to Mr. Krabs jaw-dropping on a yellow-ish background, with the camera zooming in and out 3 times. A "twang" sound is heard over this. Cut back to Krabs, Amy and Jen)
-'''Amy:''' I want a Krabby Patty.
+'''Mr. Krabs''': Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. (part of SpongeBob's body is shown at the grill, with a patty grilling on it) We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. (lettuce, tomatoes and cheese appear on the patty) Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. ("secret sauce" appears on the patty, with the buns appearing a few seconds later) Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. (cut back to Mr. Krabs, who holds up a Krabby Patty) Voila! A Krabby Patty. (cut to Amy and Jen. The boom microphone is once again onscreen)
-'''Jen:''' Me, too.
+'''Amy''': I want a Krabby Patty. (boom mic moves over to Jen)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up) Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
+'''Jen''': Me, too. (scene is wiped out to reveal Mr. Krabs wathing Amy and Jen eating Krabby Patties)
-'''All:''' The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!
+'''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up. Cut to Mr. Krabs, still laughing. SpongeBob's head can be seen in the order window) Two more satisfied customers. (points to the camera) So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
-{{Other Transcripts}}
+'''All''': The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! (the slogan "Come Spend Your Money Here!" appears word-by-word as it is said)
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 [[de:Krosse Krabbe-Werbespot]]
-The Commercial comes in the Episode [[As Seen on TV]] pre.
+This is a transcript of the [[Krusty Krab]] commercial from the episode [[As Seen on TV]].
 ==Cast==
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 ==Dialogue==
-* ''Amy:'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
+'''Amy:''' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
-* ''Jen:'' What's your problem, Amy?
-* ''Amy:'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set)
+'''Jen:''' What's your problem, Amy?
-*''Amy:'' Who's there?
-*''Jen:'' Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)
+'''Amy:''' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set) Who's there?
-*''Amy and Jen:'' Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs
-*''Mr. Krabs:'' That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
+'''Jen:''' Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)
-*''Amy and Jen:'' Where are we?
-*''Mr. Krabs:'' Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
+'''Amy and Jen:''' Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!
-*''Amy:'' Did you say Krusty Krab?&
-*''Mr. Krabs:'' That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
-*''Jen:'' What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)
-*''Mr. Krabs:'' Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.
+'''Amy and Jen:''' Where are we?
-*''Mr. Krabs:'' We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese.

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 ==Dialogue==
-''Amy:'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
+* ''Amy:'' Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
-''Jen:'' What's your problem, Amy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+* ''Jen:'' What's your problem, Amy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Amy:'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+* ''Amy:'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Amy:'' Who's there?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Amy:'' Who's there?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Jen:'' Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Jen:'' Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Amy and Jen:'' Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Amy and Jen:'' Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Mr. Krabs:'' That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
+*''Mr. Krabs:'' That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
-''Amy and Jen:'' Where are we?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Amy and Jen:'' Where are we?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Mr. Krabs:'' Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
+*''Mr. Krabs:'' Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
-''Amy:'' Did you say Krusty Krab?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Amy:'' Did you say Krusty Krab?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Mr. Krabs:'' That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Mr. Krabs:'' That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Jen:'' What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Jen:'' What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Mr. Krabs:'' Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
+*''Mr. Krabs:'' Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;
-''Mr. Krabs:'' We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Top
+*''Mr. Krabs:'' We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese.