If I Could Talk To Money (Song) - Revision history

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   If I could talk to money,
   How great my life would be.
-  We'd tell each other secrets,
+  We’d tell each other secrets,
   All their friends would visit me.
-  I'd bathe in filthy riches,
+  I’d bathe in filthy riches,
   Which is clean enough for me.
   Oh, if you could tell me what you want,
   How happy we would be.
-  We'd surely be the best of friends,
+  We’d surely be the best of friends,
-  We'd never disagree.
+  We’d never disagree.
   There wouldn’t be a downside,
   Not one that I could see.
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   If I could talk to money,
   And it could talk to me...
-  We'd always be the best of friends,
+  We’d always be the best of friends,
   For all eternity...
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   We'd surely be the best of friends,
   We'd never disagree.
-  There wouldn't be a downside,
+  There wouldn’t be a downside,
   Not one that I could see.

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   Come along, sing with me.
-'''Squidward:''' (spoken) No thanks.
+'''Squidward:''' (spoken) Uh, no thanks. I got to go.
 '''SpongeBob:''' (spoken) I really have to pee.

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 [[de:Könnt' mit dem Geld ich reden]]
-'''If I Could Talk To Money''' is a song that was sung by [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] in the episode: [[Money Talks (Episode)|Money Talks]].
+'''If I Could Talk To Money''' is a song that was sung by [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] in the episode [[Money Talks (Episode)|Money Talks]].
   If I could talk to money,
   How great my life would be.
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   Come along, sing with me.
- Squidward: No thanks.
+'''Squidward:''' (spoken) No thanks.
- SpongeBob: I really have to pee.
   If I could talk to money,