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 '''Patrick:''' (confused) This is the greatest day of our lives? (unimpressed) Boring!
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’re  right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
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 '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, did I miss it?
-'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’re  flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’re flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
 '''Zoo Worker #1:''' What’s wrong with Clamu? (both workers walk over to her)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about, Sandy.
-'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re  all twitchy like that?
+'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I’m not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
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 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn’t have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re  standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I’ll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)

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 '''Patrick:''' (confused) This is the greatest day of our lives? (unimpressed) Boring!
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’re right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re  right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
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 '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, did I miss it?
-'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’re flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’re  flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
 '''Zoo Worker #1:''' What’s wrong with Clamu? (both workers walk over to her)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about, Sandy.
-'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that?
+'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re  all twitchy like that?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I’m not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
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 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn’t have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re  standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I’ll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)

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 '''Patrick:''' (confused) This is the greatest day of our lives? (unimpressed) Boring!
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’reright, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
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 '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, did I miss it?
-'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’reflung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’re flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
 '''Zoo Worker #1:''' What’s wrong with Clamu? (both workers walk over to her)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about, Sandy.
-'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’reall twitchy like that?
+'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I’m not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
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 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn’t have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’restanding, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I’ll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)

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 '''Patrick:''' (confused) This is the greatest day of our lives? (unimpressed) Boring!
-'''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’reright, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
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 '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, did I miss it?
-'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they're flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show’s about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they’reflung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
 '''Zoo Worker #1:''' What’s wrong with Clamu? (both workers walk over to her)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about, Sandy.
-'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you're all twitchy like that?
+'''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you’reall twitchy like that?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I’m not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
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 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn’t have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’restanding, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I’ll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Right. (hides the peanut bag in confusion. Cut to Clamu still crying. She chomps on a piece of metal. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob, as well as other fish leaving the zoo)
-'''Patrick:''' Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I'd have a few choice words for him, like "you"... and "are"... and... "a '''''jerk!'''''" (he and SpongeBob have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are) Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious?
+'''Patrick:''' Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I’d have a few choice words for him, like "you"... and "are"... and... "a '''''jerk!'''''" (he and SpongeBob have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are) Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (angry) I already said I didn’t, Patrick! Sheesh! (runs up his cobblestone path into his pineapple)

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 '''Patrick:''' (confused) This is the greatest day of our lives? (unimpressed) Boring!
-'''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I'll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
+'''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs nervously) Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I... uh... was kind of wondering, uh... Let’s say I ''know'' this guy who may have something to do with the oyster.
-'''Squidward:''' (happily) You mean you know the guy who did it?! (SpongeBob gulps in sadness) Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
+'''Squidward:''' (happily) You mean you know the guy who did it?! (SpongeBob gulps in sadness) Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I’ll get so much sleep, I’ll be gorgeous!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, actually, I-I’m just talking hypothetically.
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 '''Patrick:''' Yes! No wait, uh... no. (holds up sand) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass! (holds up a piece of grass. SpongeBob runs away) Don’t worry, SpongeBob! Patrick’s on the case! The truth will be revealed!
-'''SpongeBob:''' I better go see Sandy! She'll know what to do! (bubble-wipe to [[Sandy’s Treedome|Sandy’s treedome]]. Sandy is covering her ears. Echoing of Clamu’s crying is heard. SpongeBob is with her sitting on a log)
+'''SpongeBob:''' I better go see Sandy! She’ll know what to do! (bubble-wipe to [[Sandy’s Treedome|Sandy’s treedome]]. Sandy is covering her ears. Echoing of Clamu’s crying is heard. SpongeBob is with her sitting on a log)
 '''Sandy:''' Oh, I can’t stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature?
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 '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I'll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I’ll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)
 '''Fish:''' (echo) Open up! This is the police! (SpongeBob’s eyes pop out of his head)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I'll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
-'''Patrick:''' Well, I'm outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
+'''Patrick:''' Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, come on, wake up already! (gets surprised, pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. Checks to see if there’s anyone around and then throws one at Clamu. She stirs) I think it’s working! (Clamu is moaning anxiously) Hey Patrick, it’s waking up! (Patrick runs back)
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 '''Patrick:''' Hey, let’s investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who’s responsible!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Give it a rest, Patrick! There’s no '''''crime''''' to investigate! Now go home! (Walks inside. Cut to the inside of his house) Stupid Patrick, I didn’t do anything wrong! (walks to the chair) Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! (giggles and turns on the television. The ''[[Bikini Bottom News]]'' is on)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Give it a rest, Patrick! There’s no '''''crime''''' to investigate! Now go home! (Walks inside. Cut to the inside of his house) Stupid Patrick, I didn’t do anything wrong! (walks to the chair) Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I’m sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! (giggles and turns on the television. The ''[[Bikini Bottom News]]'' is on)
 '''Realistic Fish Head:''' ''Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut!'' (the TV shows a peanut, and a Realistic Fish Head is on TV with the crying giant oyster at the stadium. SpongeBob is clearly nervous) And as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry. (a cry sound is heard) ''A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world.'' (as the Realistic Fish Head speaks, we see live action pictures of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again) ''A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens!'' (camera pans to a crying Sadie with her two children. A guilty SpongeBob is looking in horror) What kind of cruel, careless, evil person, (sobs) would deliberately upset one of Neptune’s most gentle creatures? (Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head’s face. The TV turns off)
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 '''Gary:''' Meow.
-'''SpongeBob:''' Defensive?! I'm not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (walks to the winder and peers out at the Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu’s crying) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone’s going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let’s see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward’s door) Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
+'''SpongeBob:''' Defensive?! I’m not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (walks to the winder and peers out at the Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu’s crying) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone’s going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let’s see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward’s door) Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
 '''Squidward:''' (opens the door in annoying) SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly?!
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 '''Squidward:''' (happily) You mean you know the guy who did it?! (SpongeBob gulps in sadness) Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, actually, I-I'm just talking hypothetically.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, actually, I-I’m just talking hypothetically.
 '''Squidward:''' You mean you don’t know who did it?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, what are you doing?
-'''Patrick:''' Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I'm just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper!
+'''Patrick:''' Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I’m just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Um, have you found out anything? (his eye twitches)
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 '''Sandy:''' (in an angry tone) Why, when I find out who caused that oyster ''''’so''''' much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! (holds up a issue of the ''[[Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages]]'' and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob. Cut to her talking happily now) Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? (SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch. Sandy is confused by this) Hey SpongeBob, how come you're all twitchy like that?
-'''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I’m not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn’t have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I'm so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob’s head. Cut to reveal that he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob’s) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I'll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)
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 '''Policefish #2:''' That’s all we need to know, son. Let’s book him! (we see stubby, pink hands being handcuffed)
-'''Patrick:''' Wow, you guys are good. I'm the ''last'' person I would have suspected, but I was looking for ''me'' all the time! It’s the perfect crime!
+'''Patrick:''' Wow, you guys are good. I’m the ''last'' person I would have suspected, but I was looking for ''me'' all the time! It’s the perfect crime!
 '''Policefish #2:''' Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! (he and Policefish #1 walk out with Patrick handcuffed)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no! Patrick’s too sensitive for the big house! (follows the police boat to the zoo in the distance) Wait! Stop! I'm the one you want! '''''I''''' am the criminal! (bubble-wipe to the crowd booing and yelling as they stand around the stadium with Patrick handcuffed to a stand and Clamu calming down her crying)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no! Patrick’s too sensitive for the big house! (follows the police boat to the zoo in the distance) Wait! Stop! I’m the one you want! '''''I''''' am the criminal! (bubble-wipe to the crowd booing and yelling as they stand around the stadium with Patrick handcuffed to a stand and Clamu calming down her crying)
 '''Sandals:''' (angry) Hey, everybody, let’s throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it! (crowd yells and throws peanuts at Patrick)
@@ Line 155: / Line 155: @@
 '''Patrick:''' Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum...
-'''SpongeBob:''' I'm here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I--
+'''SpongeBob:''' I’m here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I--
 '''Sandals:''' (angrily interrupts SpongeBob) Oh! Just get on with it! (Patrick continues humming)

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 '''P.A. System:''' (outside) ''Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles!'' (the crowd compiles) ''Thanks for coming.'' (Clamu is destroying things and bawling)
-'''Zoo Worker #1:''' You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There's nothing more ''dangerous'' than an emotionally disturbed oyster! (points menacingly at SpongeBob) '''''You''''' didn't do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you?!
+'''Zoo Worker #1:''' You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There's nothing more ''dangerous'' than an emotionally disturbed oyster! (points menacingly at SpongeBob) '''''You''''' didn’t do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you?!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh...
@@ Line 53: / Line 53: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Right. (hides the peanut bag in confusion. Cut to Clamu still crying. She chomps on a piece of metal. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob, as well as other fish leaving the zoo)
-'''Patrick:''' Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I'd have a few choice words for him, like "you"... and "are"... and... "a '''''jerk!'''''" (he and SpongeBob have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are) Are you sure you didn't see anything suspicious?
+'''Patrick:''' Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I'd have a few choice words for him, like "you"... and "are"... and... "a '''''jerk!'''''" (he and SpongeBob have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are) Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious?
-'''SpongeBob:''' (angry) I already said I didn't, Patrick! Sheesh! (runs up his cobblestone path into his pineapple)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (angry) I already said I didn’t, Patrick! Sheesh! (runs up his cobblestone path into his pineapple)
 '''Patrick:''' Hey, let's investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who's responsible!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Give it a rest, Patrick! There's no '''''crime''''' to investigate! Now go home! (Walks inside. Cut to the inside of his house) Stupid Patrick, I didn't do anything wrong! (walks to the chair) Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! (giggles and turns on the television. The ''[[Bikini Bottom News]]'' is on)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Give it a rest, Patrick! There's no '''''crime''''' to investigate! Now go home! (Walks inside. Cut to the inside of his house) Stupid Patrick, I didn’t do anything wrong! (walks to the chair) Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! (giggles and turns on the television. The ''[[Bikini Bottom News]]'' is on)
 '''Realistic Fish Head:''' ''Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut!'' (the TV shows a peanut, and a Realistic Fish Head is on TV with the crying giant oyster at the stadium. SpongeBob is clearly nervous) And as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry. (a cry sound is heard) ''A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world.'' (as the Realistic Fish Head speaks, we see live action pictures of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again) ''A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens!'' (camera pans to a crying Sadie with her two children. A guilty SpongeBob is looking in horror) What kind of cruel, careless, evil person, (sobs) would deliberately upset one of Neptune's most gentle creatures? (Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head's face. The TV turns off)
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 '''Gary:''' Meow.
-'''SpongeBob:''' Defensive?! I'm not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (walks to the winder and peers out at the Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu's crying) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn't mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone's going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let's see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door) Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
+'''SpongeBob:''' Defensive?! I'm not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (walks to the winder and peers out at the Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu's crying) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone's going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let's see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door) Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
 '''Squidward:''' (opens the door in annoying) SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly?!
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, neighbor.
-'''Squidward:''' Oh... that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap!
+'''Squidward:''' Oh... that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can’t even take my afternoon beauty nap!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs nervously) Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I... uh... was kind of wondering, uh... Let's say I ''know'' this guy who may have something to do with the oyster.
@@ Line 83: / Line 83: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, actually, I-I'm just talking hypothetically.
-'''Squidward:''' You mean you don't know who did it?
+'''Squidward:''' You mean you don’t know who did it?
 '''SpongeBob:''' Well, uh...  I... uh... no. (Squidward slams his door shut) Squidward? (walks back and encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit. Patrick is holding a magnifying glass)
-'''Patrick:''' Gotcha! (SpongeBob screams) Where were you on the day of today?! Don't play games with me, mister!
+'''Patrick:''' Gotcha! (SpongeBob screams) Where were you on the day of today?! Don’t play games with me, mister!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, what are you doing?
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Um, have you found out anything? (his eye twitches)
-'''Patrick:''' Yes! No wait, uh... no. (holds up sand) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass! (holds up a piece of grass. SpongeBob runs away) Don't worry, SpongeBob! Patrick's on the case! The truth will be revealed!
+'''Patrick:''' Yes! No wait, uh... no. (holds up sand) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass! (holds up a piece of grass. SpongeBob runs away) Don’t worry, SpongeBob! Patrick's on the case! The truth will be revealed!
 '''SpongeBob:''' I better go see Sandy! She'll know what to do! (bubble-wipe to [[Sandy's Treedome|Sandy's treedome]]. Sandy is covering her ears. Echoing of Clamu's crying is heard. SpongeBob is with her sitting on a log)
-'''Sandy:''' Oh, I can't stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature?
+'''Sandy:''' Oh, I can’t stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature?
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about, Sandy.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (uneasy) Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (runs out)
-'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn't have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
+'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn’t have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
 '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I'm so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick's mouth next to SpongeBob's head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob's head. Cut to reveal that he's actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob's) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!

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 *[[Joe]]
 *[[Clamu]]
 ==Dialogue==
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 '''Patrick:''' (confused) This is the greatest day of our lives? (unimpressed) Boring!
-'''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
+'''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Patrick. We came to see... (announcer voice) ...pearls 100 feet in the air! (normal voice) Right? I'll try my oyster call. (makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up in sorrow)
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I'm outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob. (walks away)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, come on, wake up already! (gets surprised, pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He checks to see if there's anyone around and then throws one at Clamu. She stirs) I think it's working! (Clamu is moaning anxiously) Hey Patrick, it's waking up! (Patrick runs back)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, come on, wake up already! (gets surprised, pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. Checks to see if there's anyone around and then throws one at Clamu. She stirs) I think it's working! (Clamu is moaning anxiously) Hey Patrick, it's waking up! (Patrick runs back)
 '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, did I miss it?
-'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show's about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but are flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No, the show's about to begin! (Clamu suddenly starts screaming and crying loudly, shaking the screen, and causes a heavy wind to blow SpongeBob and Patrick. They hold on to the rope, but the wind is too strong and they're flung back to the stairs. Clamu continues crying. The zoo workers come out)
 '''Zoo Worker #1:''' What's wrong with Clamu? (both workers walk over to her)
-'''Joe:''' (to Clamu) Easy, girl, it's me, Joe! Remember? (Tries to comfort her, but Clamu growls. She picks up Joe with her tongue and throws him out of the stadium)
+'''Joe:''' (to Clamu) Easy, girl, it's me, Joe! Remember? (tries to comfort her, but Clamu growls. She picks up Joe with her tongue and throws him out of the stadium)
 '''Patrick:''' (impressed, nudges SpongeBob twice) Now '''''this''''' is a show! (cut to outside)
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 '''Patrick:''' (angrily) No way! Only a '''''jerk''''' would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob?
-'''SpongeBob:''' Right. (hides the peanut bag in confusion. Cut to Clamu still crying, she chomps on a piece of metal. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob, as well as other fish leaving the zoo)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Right. (hides the peanut bag in confusion. Cut to Clamu still crying. She chomps on a piece of metal. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob, as well as other fish leaving the zoo)
-'''Patrick:''' Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I'd have a few choice words for him, like "you"... and "are"... and... "a '''''jerk!'''''" (SpongeBob and Patrick have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are) Are you sure you didn't see anything suspicious?
+'''Patrick:''' Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I'd have a few choice words for him, like "you"... and "are"... and... "a '''''jerk!'''''" (he and SpongeBob have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are) Are you sure you didn't see anything suspicious?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (angry) I already said I didn't, Patrick! Sheesh! (runs up his cobblestone path into his pineapple)
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 '''Patrick:''' Hey, let's investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who's responsible!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Give it a rest, Patrick! There's no '''''crime''''' to investigate! Now go home! (Walks inside. Cut to the inside of his house) Stupid Patrick, I didn't do anything wrong! (walks to the chair) Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! (giggles and turns on the television)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Give it a rest, Patrick! There's no '''''crime''''' to investigate! Now go home! (Walks inside. Cut to the inside of his house) Stupid Patrick, I didn't do anything wrong! (walks to the chair) Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! (giggles and turns on the television. The ''[[Bikini Bottom News]]'' is on)
-'''Realistic Fish Head:''' ''Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut!'' (the TV shows a peanut, and a Realistic Fish Head is on TV with the crying giant oyster at the stadium. SpongeBob is clearly nervous) ''And as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry.'' (a cry sound is heard) ''A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world.'' (we see live action pictures of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again) ''A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens!'' (The camera pans to a crying Sadie with her two children. A guilty SpongeBob is looking in horror) ''What kind of cruel, careless, evil person,'' (sobs) ''would deliberately upset one of Neptune's most gentle creatures?'' (Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head's face. The TV turns off)
+'''Realistic Fish Head:''' ''Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut!'' (the TV shows a peanut, and a Realistic Fish Head is on TV with the crying giant oyster at the stadium. SpongeBob is clearly nervous) And as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry. (a cry sound is heard) ''A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world.'' (as the Realistic Fish Head speaks, we see live action pictures of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again) ''A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens!'' (camera pans to a crying Sadie with her two children. A guilty SpongeBob is looking in horror) What kind of cruel, careless, evil person, (sobs) would deliberately upset one of Neptune's most gentle creatures? (Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head's face. The TV turns off)
 '''Gary:''' Meow?
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 '''Squidward:''' You mean you don't know who did it?
-'''SpongeBob:''' Well, uh...  I... uh... no. (Squidward slams his door shut) Squidward? (Walks back, and he encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit, and holding a magnifying glass)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Well, uh...  I... uh... no. (Squidward slams his door shut) Squidward? (walks back and encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit. Patrick is holding a magnifying glass)
 '''Patrick:''' Gotcha! (SpongeBob screams) Where were you on the day of today?! Don't play games with me, mister!
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 '''Patrick:''' Yes! No wait, uh... no. (holds up sand) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass! (holds up a piece of grass. SpongeBob runs away) Don't worry, SpongeBob! Patrick's on the case! The truth will be revealed!
-'''SpongeBob:''' I better go see Sandy! She'll know what to do! (bubble-wipe to [[Sandy's Treedome|Sandy's treedome]], and we see Sandy covering her ears. Echoing of Clamu's crying is heard. SpongeBob is with her sitting on a log)
+'''SpongeBob:''' I better go see Sandy! She'll know what to do! (bubble-wipe to [[Sandy's Treedome|Sandy's treedome]]. Sandy is covering her ears. Echoing of Clamu's crying is heard. SpongeBob is with her sitting on a log)
 '''Sandy:''' Oh, I can't stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature?
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 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob doesn't have hair... or does he? (SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I'm so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick's mouth next to SpongeBob's head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob's head; well, he's actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places) This is it! All of the clues are coming together. (cut to Patrick tracking footprints)  I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! (holds out a bag of peanuts) Ha! Oh, I'm so close to solving this crime, (cut to a close-up of Patrick's mouth next to SpongeBob's head) I can almost taste it. (Patrick licks SpongeBob's head. Cut to reveal that he's actually licking a yellow ice cream popsicle that has ridges and green spots similar to SpongeBob's) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I'll see you later! (shuts the door, and whimpers)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I'll see you later! (shuts the door and whimpers)
 '''Fish:''' (echo) Open up! This is the police! (SpongeBob's eyes pop out of his head)
-'''SpongeBob''': Uh, I- just a second! (two policefish enter)
+'''SpongeBob''': Uh, I-- Just a second! (two policefish enter)
 '''Policefish #1:''' Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
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 '''Policefish #2:''' That's all we need to know, son. Let's book him! (we see stubby, pink hands being handcuffed)
-'''Patrick:''' Wow, you guys are good. I'm the ''last'' person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!
+'''Patrick:''' Wow, you guys are good. I'm the ''last'' person I would have suspected, but I was looking for ''me'' all the time! It's the perfect crime!
-'''Policefish #2:''' Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! (him and Policefish #1 walk out with Patrick handcuffed)
+'''Policefish #2:''' Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! (he and Policefish #1 walk out with Patrick handcuffed)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no! Patrick's too sensitive for the big house! (follows the police boat to the zoo in the distance) Wait! Stop! I'm the one you want! '''''I''''' am the criminal! (bubble-wipe to the crowd booing and yelling as they stand around the stadium with Patrick handcuffed to a stand and the oyster calming down her crying)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no! Patrick's too sensitive for the big house! (follows the police boat to the zoo in the distance) Wait! Stop! I'm the one you want! '''''I''''' am the criminal! (bubble-wipe to the crowd booing and yelling as they stand around the stadium with Patrick handcuffed to a stand and Clamu calming down her crying)
 '''Sandals:''' (angry) Hey, everybody, let's throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it! (crowd yells and throws peanuts at Patrick)
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 '''Patrick:''' Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum...
-'''SpongeBob:''' I'm here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I...
+'''SpongeBob:''' I'm here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I--
 '''Sandals:''' (angrily interrupts SpongeBob) Oh! Just get on with it! (Patrick continues humming)
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 '''All:''' Awww... (they smile at the scene before turning to glare at Mr. Krabs)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' (puzzled) But it's... free day! (crowd yells as they bury Mr. Krabs in a pile of peanuts. The episode ends)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' (puzzled) But it's... free day! (crowd yells as they bury Mr. Krabs in a pile of peanuts; episode ends)
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