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 '''SpongeBob:''' Right away, sir.
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re  paler than a baby sea horse.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re paler than a baby sea horse.
 '''Gary:''' Meow.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up the krabby patty on a plate) Here’s that patty you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir. (when he sneezes, the krabby patty splatters all over Mr. Krabs head)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re  too sick to work.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re too sick to work.
 '''SpongeBob:''' No, Mr. Krabs, I’m ok, honest. (Mr. Krabs opens the front door)
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 '''Sandy:''' Well, I’m coming over to take a look. I’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...
-'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re  well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
+'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh-uh. (later, a string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side)
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 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment?
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’re  not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (Hans comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Shows Hans cleaning SpongeBob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man’s back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man’s feet. SpongeBob sniffs) I can smell again! (real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor’s room)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Right away, sir.
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re   paler than a baby sea horse.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re  paler than a baby sea horse.
 '''Gary:''' Meow.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up the krabby patty on a plate) Here’s that patty you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir. (when he sneezes, the krabby patty splatters all over Mr. Krabs head)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re   too sick to work.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re  too sick to work.
 '''SpongeBob:''' No, Mr. Krabs, I’m ok, honest. (Mr. Krabs opens the front door)
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 '''Sandy:''' Well, I’m coming over to take a look. I’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...
-'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re   well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
+'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re  well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh-uh. (later, a string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side)
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 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment?
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’re   not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re  not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (Hans comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Shows Hans cleaning SpongeBob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man’s back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man’s feet. SpongeBob sniffs) I can smell again! (real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor’s room)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Right away, sir.
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re  paler than a baby sea horse.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re   paler than a baby sea horse.
 '''Gary:''' Meow.
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up the krabby patty on a plate) Here’s that patty you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir. (when he sneezes, the krabby patty splatters all over Mr. Krabs head)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re  too sick to work.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re   too sick to work.
 '''SpongeBob:''' No, Mr. Krabs, I’m ok, honest. (Mr. Krabs opens the front door)
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 '''Sandy:''' Well, I’m coming over to take a look. I’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...
-'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re  well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
+'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re   well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh-uh. (later, a string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side)
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 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment?
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’re  not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re   not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (Hans comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Shows Hans cleaning SpongeBob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man’s back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man’s feet. SpongeBob sniffs) I can smell again! (real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor’s room)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Right away, sir.
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re paler than a baby sea horse.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, what’s wrong with you? You’re  paler than a baby sea horse.
 '''Gary:''' Meow.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (holds up the krabby patty on a plate) Here’s that patty you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir. (when he sneezes, the krabby patty splatters all over Mr. Krabs head)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re too sick to work.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' (wipes patty off his face) Alright, SpongeBob, you’re  too sick to work.
 '''SpongeBob:''' No, Mr. Krabs, I’m ok, honest. (Mr. Krabs opens the front door)
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 '''Sandy:''' Well, I’m coming over to take a look. I’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...
-'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
+'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re  well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob’s right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?
 '''SpongeBob:''' Uh-uh. (later, a string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side)
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 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment?
-'''SpongeBob:''' You’re not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
+'''SpongeBob:''' You’re  not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (Hans comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Shows Hans cleaning SpongeBob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man’s back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man’s feet. SpongeBob sniffs) I can smell again! (real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor’s room)

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-|[[Episode Transcript: Valentine's Day|Valentine's Day]]
+|[[Episode Transcript: Valentine’s Day|Valentine’s Day]]
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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob:''' (in his dream, krabby patties are falling from the sky) It’s raining krabby patties! Yeah! (runs around eating patties. Dream ends with SpongeBob chewing on his pillow then spitting it out. Stomach growls) A quick midnight snack and then it’s back to bed. (kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep) Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. (tip-toes past Gary and down the stairs to the fridge) Ah, here it is. (grabs 'sea-nut butter' out of the fridge and walks to the counter where there is food and utensils lying on it) Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to get you to sleep. (as soon as SpongeBob takes a bite of the sandwich, he is out cold. In the morning, his whole house is frozen because he left the fridge open. SpongeBob wakes up shivering) The fridge! (slides over and closes the door then sits down trying to get warm. Tries to stand up but he slips and slides everywhere inside the house stopping on his bed. Pulls the frozen covers over him but the blanket breaks into pieces)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (in his dream, krabby patties are falling from the sky) It’s raining krabby patties! Yeah! (runs around eating patties. Dream ends with SpongeBob chewing on his pillow then spitting it out. Stomach growls) A quick midnight snack and then it’s back to bed. (kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep) Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. (tip-toes past Gary and down the stairs to the fridge) Ah, here it is. (grabs ’sea-nut butter' out of the fridge and walks to the counter where there is food and utensils lying on it) Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to get you to sleep. (as soon as SpongeBob takes a bite of the sandwich, he is out cold. In the morning, his whole house is frozen because he left the fridge open. SpongeBob wakes up shivering) The fridge! (slides over and closes the door then sits down trying to get warm. Tries to stand up but he slips and slides everywhere inside the house stopping on his bed. Pulls the frozen covers over him but the blanket breaks into pieces)
 '''Gary:''' (wearing a hat and ear muffs) Meow.
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' No, now go home and get some rest. (SpongeBob walks off) Nothing personal, lad. I just can’t have you sneezing all over my food! (customers hear what Mr. Krabs just said and all spit out their food and run out of the Krusty Krab)> No, wait! Wait!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Gary, I feel horrible. (sneezes. Gary hides in his shell with pink bubble all over his shell) Oh, who am I kidding? I’ve got the suds, no doubt about it. (after he sneezes again, his right eye rolls down his face) I’d better take care of this before it gets out of hand. (picks up the phone and dials Sandy's number)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Gary, I feel horrible. (sneezes. Gary hides in his shell with pink bubble all over his shell) Oh, who am I kidding? I’ve got the suds, no doubt about it. (after he sneezes again, his right eye rolls down his face) I’d better take care of this before it gets out of hand. (picks up the phone and dials Sandy’s number)
 '''Sandy:''' (running on her wheel) Hello?
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 '''Sandy:''' Oh, sure, SpongeBob. I’ll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August in...
-'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, ok, Sandy, thanks. (sneezes pink bubble through Sandy's phone. Later, as SpongeBob is getting dressed for the doctor, the doorbell rings) Coming. (opens the door)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, ok, Sandy, thanks. (sneezes pink bubble through Sandy’s phone. Later, as SpongeBob is getting dressed for the doctor, the doorbell rings) Coming. (opens the door)
 '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob. Going skiing?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' No, no! No stethoscope, no doctor, no old magazines, no hiss! No! (flips over on the floor) Patrick, I don’t want to go to the doctor.
-'''Patrick:''' Exactly. (SpongeBob sneezes. A pink bubble is in the place where Patrick's nose should be then pops)
+'''Patrick:''' Exactly. (SpongeBob sneezes. A pink bubble is in the place where Patrick’s nose should be then pops)
 '''SpongeBob:''' You gotta help me get better, Patrick. Please? Would you like to be my doctor, Patrick?
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 '''Patrick:''' (black mask on his head) Uh-oh, it’s Sandy. (SpongeBob is tied onto a medieval machine. He sneezes and enlarges himself into a ball. Sandy knocks on the door) There’s no one home.<br>
-Sandy: Patrick, you open this door. (Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away) Patrick, sometimes I just don’t understand you. (SpongeBob sneezes) Hey! (walks over to Patrick's house) Ok, Patrick, where’s SpongeBob?
+Sandy: Patrick, you open this door. (Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away) Patrick, sometimes I just don’t understand you. (SpongeBob sneezes) Hey! (walks over to Patrick’s house) Ok, Patrick, where’s SpongeBob?
 '''Patrick:''' Uhh, uhh, he’s not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' You’re not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
-'''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (Hans comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Shows Hans cleaning SpongeBob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man's back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man's feet. SpongeBob sniffs) I can smell again! (real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor's room)
+'''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (Hans comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Shows Hans cleaning SpongeBob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man’s back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man’s feet. SpongeBob sniffs) I can smell again! (real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor’s room)
 '''SpongeBob:''' I feel as good as new! I love the doctor!
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 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Oh, yes, Dr. Patrick, we have a special treatment for you.
-'''Patrick:''' (Patrick gets taken away by Hans. He's being washed in the sink with soap) Hey, wait. (used on a cactus) Ouch! Well, that hurts. (being used to scrub a toilet) Wait, this doesn’t seem right!
+'''Patrick:''' (Patrick gets taken away by Hans. He’s being washed in the sink with soap) Hey, wait. (used on a cactus) Ouch! Well, that hurts. (being used to scrub a toilet) Wait, this doesn’t seem right!
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 '''Patrick:''' And they said I’d never make anything out of myself.
-'''SpongeBob:''' (can't dial phone due to large fingers) My fingers are too big for the buttons. Dr Patrick, will you call Sandy for me? (gives Patrick the phone)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (can’t dial phone due to large fingers) My fingers are too big for the buttons. Dr Patrick, will you call Sandy for me? (gives Patrick the phone)
 '''Patrick:''' Sure, patient SpongeBob. (Patrick calls Sandy, who is about to head out for SpongeBob’s place) Hello, Sandy?
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 '''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Oh, yes, Dr. Patrick, we have a special treatment for you.
-'''Patrick:''' (Patrick gets taken away by Hans. He's being washed in the sink with soap) Hey, wait. (used on a cactus) Ouch! Well, that hurts. (being used to scrub a toilet) Wait, this doesn't seem right!
+'''Patrick:''' (Patrick gets taken away by Hans. He's being washed in the sink with soap) Hey, wait. (used on a cactus) Ouch! Well, that hurts. (being used to scrub a toilet) Wait, this doesn’t seem right!
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 ==Characters==
 *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
-*[[Patrick]]
+*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
-*[[Sandy]]
+*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
 *[[Gary]]
-*[[Mr. Krabs]]
+*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
 *[[Hans]]

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