Episode Transcript: Squidville - Revision history

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 they do. Squidward sucks up the croquet balls and the man’s stick which he was leaning on. He falls to the ground. Squidward begins to laugh)
-'''Squidward:''' Looks like when it comes to having fun, you don’t have a leg to stand on, (continues laughing. The woman
+'''Squidward:''' Looks like when it comes to having fun, you don’t have a leg to stand on. (continues laughing. The woman
 helps the man up)

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 '''Squidward:''' No, no! (grabs the remote and changes it back)
-'''Squid on TV:''' ...Tentacle Acres! Where happiness is just a suction cup away! (puts his tentacles together and pops them. The pop echoes. Bubble-wipe to a large complex, fenced off. There is a golden door, and above it is the sign "Tentacle Acres." Squidward walks to the door, with his clarinet and a few other things. He talks into the intercom on the door)
+'''Squid on TV:''' ...Tentacle Acres. Where happiness is just a suction cup away. (puts his tentacles together and pops them. The pop echoes. Bubble-wipe to a large complex, fenced off. There is a golden door, and above it is the sign "Tentacle Acres." Squidward walks to the door, with his clarinet and a few other things. He talks into the intercom on the door)
 '''Squidward:''' Hello?

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 '''Squidward:''' Freedom! Woo-hoo! (laughs maniacally and talks in gibberish. SpongeBob and Patrick watch him fly over the horizon)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we know one thing. It sure isn’t that guy.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we know one thing: It sure isn’t that guy.
 '''Squidward:''' (as he flies away) Woo-hoo! Whee! (episode ends)

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 '''Squidward:''' This place is even better than I expected! (cut to Squidward walking down the road, reading off the house numbers) 302, 303 and 304. Beautiful! (walks in to house 304) And not a pineapple in sight. (shuts the door. Bubble-wipe to later that night, where Squidward is in a cap, nightshirt, and slipper, going to bed. His clarinet, as always, is next to him) Good night, Clarry. Tomorrow, we begin life anew. (the phone rings, startling Squidward. Answers it) 304 New Life street, Squidward speaking. (hears SpongeBob on the other end speaking gibberish) There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob! I am finally among my own kind. (hears more garbling) Now goodbye! (hangs up. At SpongeBob’s place, he and Patrick are crushed and exchange gibberish. Croos-fade to [[Bikini Atoll]] at dawn. Cut to Tentacle Acres. Walks out of his house and breathes in the fresh air) Ahh. I think I’ll take my bike today. (walks off, takes his bike and rides down the street) I’m my own man. (runs into the purple-shirt squid from the other day, who is riding in a line of bike riders) Now these neighbors know how to live. (bubble-wipe to later. Parks his bike in front of a grocery store called [[Full of Health]] and walks in. Cut to inside, where Squidward is walking down an aisle) Intensive. Hmm... I bet they won’t have... (gasps and grabs a can) Wow, they have it! (cut to a close-up of the can, labeled "Best Thing Since Sliced") [[Canned Bread|Canned bread]]! This town is great! (walks out of the store with a bag) I would really be impressed if it had... (slaps his forehead when he sees the building across the street) ..an [[Interpretive Dance Academy|interpretive dance academy]]! (runs in, now with headband and leotard, and begins dancing happily with the others, while the other squids aren’t as joyful) Yeah, it’s even better in a group! (bubble-wipe to later. Squidward is walking down the street) This town is perfect! (sees a gazebo with three squids playing clarinet) A clarinet trio?! (runs up next to them and begins playing his clarinet. Camera pans up to the sky. Cross-fade to the next day; camera pans back down as a rooster crows. Squidward walks out again and breathes the fresh air) Ahh, another great day. (rides his bike down the street and runs into the same bike line) Oh, look! Everybody’s on their bike today. (walks his bike to Full of Health again and picks up another can of Canned Bread. Cut to him dancing at the academy) It just gets better and better. (cut to him with the trio) All together. (they all play. Cut to the next day. Walks out of his house, rides his bike, picks up another can, dances, plays. Cut to the same routine: Squidward rides his bike, picks up another can, dances, and plays. This repeats numerous times, but Squidward gets increasingly less happy with this with each passing scene. Eventually, he’s really depressed, now playing with the trio) I sort of don’t feel like playing my clarinet today. (walks off. Bubble-wipe to the next day. Sits on a bench in the park, all glum) Yep, this is great. They might as well rename this town Squidward’s Paradise. Or perhaps Too Much Paradise. (hears a reef blower. Picks his head up expectedly) SpongeBob? (sees a squid blowing the leaves with it. The squid then leaves, leaving a sign next to the blower reading "Back whenever." Squidward is tempted, but dismisses it. The temptation proves to be too much, and he goes over and touches it, setting it off for a second. Giggles. Whistles nonchalantly, and knocks off the sign) Oops. (picks up the nozzle and switches it to "Suck." His nose gets sucked up. Switches it back to "Blow," freeing himself. His lengthened nose floats over it. Chuckles. A female squid walking by clears her throat. Quickly goes to the lawn) Leaves. Just getting the leaves. (she walks off. Takes the blower back to the bench and blows the nozzle on his face, distorting it upward. Blows on his eyelids, distorting them upward. Chuckles. Puts the nozzle under his shirt and blows that up too. Laughs. Points the nozzle to the left and is blown to the other side of the bench. Laughs again. Points the nozzle to the right and is blown off the bench. Laughs all the same. Two squids, a male and female, playing croquet nearby start getting annoyed)
-'''Squidette:''' Would you pipe down over there, Iron Lung? (the two start laughing, their foreheads fluctuating up and down as
+'''Squidette:''' Could you pipe down over there, Iron Lung? (the two start laughing, their foreheads fluctuating up and down as
 they do. Squidward sucks up the croquet balls and the man’s stick which he was leaning on. He falls to the ground. Squidward begins to laugh)

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 '''Patrick:''' Yeah! (both walk to Patrick’s rock, and they see Squidward digging a hole up to the surface, seeing as how he couldn’t exit his house any other way. He jumps out of it, fuming)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you’re steaming! You’re  like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you’re steaming! You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
 '''Squidward:''' Put my windows back!

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 '''SpongeBob:''' (walks to him) Patrick, look. I got my... (notices Patrick has the same package. Unwraps his to show a reef blower. Patrick unwraps his to show a flower vase. Laughs) I’m sorry, Patrick. It’s just for a second I thought-- (notices Patrick has the same reef blower as he does)
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, you got the same reef blower as me! (blows at SpongeBob) Tag, you’re  it. (SpongeBob laughs. Both run around tagging each other. Blows away a can while SpongeBob blows away a sand sculpture of himself. Switches the blower to "suck" and sucks off the lines of SpongeBob’s pineapple. The pineapple sparkles)
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, you got the same reef blower as me! (blows at SpongeBob) Tag, you’re it. (SpongeBob laughs. Both run around tagging each other. Blows away a can while SpongeBob blows away a sand sculpture of himself. Switches the blower to "suck" and sucks off the lines of SpongeBob’s pineapple. The pineapple sparkles)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you made my house sparkling clean.
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 '''Squidward:''' What is going on out here?
-'''SpongeBob:''' We’re  playing with our new reef blowers!
+'''SpongeBob:''' We’re playing with our new reef blowers!
 '''Squidward:''' Playing with a reef blower? That is the most childish thing I have ever heard of.
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 '''Patrick:''' Yeah! (both walk to Patrick’s rock, and they see Squidward digging a hole up to the surface, seeing as how he couldn’t exit his house any other way. He jumps out of it, fuming)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you’re  steaming! You’re   like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you’re steaming! You’re  like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
 '''Squidward:''' Put my windows back!
-'''SpongeBob:''' No problem, Squidward! We’re  on your side! (he and Patrick set their blowers to "Blow" and aim at Squidward’s house) Any second now... (all the items fly out of the hoses at once and blow Squidward’s house to pieces. Debris falls everywhere)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No problem, Squidward! We’re on your side! (he and Patrick set their blowers to "Blow" and aim at Squidward’s house) Any second now... (all the items fly out of the hoses at once and blow Squidward’s house to pieces. Debris falls everywhere)
 '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, this is the final straw. I am going to move so far away, that I will be able to brag about it. I would-- (he is hit on the head with a rock) I would rather tear out my brain stem, carry it into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, then go on living where I do now. (Squidward’s television falls to the ground and turns on. On the television is a squid, who looks like Squidward, but with a hair piece. He is in a suit and stands in front of a rainbow)
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 '''Man #2:''' (screams) Give it back! Please! (Squidward blows it back at him, lodging it in the middle of his face like a crease. Squidward laughs and runs off. He approaches a squid on a bike and sticks the nozzle to the back "wheel," causing the squid to stop)
-'''Squidward:''' Tag! You’re  it! (blows on it, inflating the squid’s head)
+'''Squidward:''' Tag! You’re it! (blows on it, inflating the squid’s head)
 '''Squid on Bike:''' (as his head inflates) Wha-huh?! (Squidward laughs and runs off. Cut to a [[Le Café]] stand, where two male squids, one of them the purple-shirt squid from earlier, walk up to it)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Here it is, Patrick. Now we've just got to convince Squidward to come back home. You got the apology cake?
 (Patrick picks up a cake that reads "Sorry." He puts it back in his pants, revealing a giant cake-shaped bulge in them)
-We’re  ready!
+We’re ready!
 '''Patrick:''' (sarcastically) Ying! (SpongeBob pushes the button on the intercom)
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 of his monitors)
-'''Guard:''' We’re  sorry, but your kind isn’t allowed here. (a security guard walks up next to him) He’s not leaving, Orville.
+'''Guard:''' We’re sorry, but your kind isn’t allowed here. (a security guard walks up next to him) He’s not leaving, Orville.
 (the fumes enter the room) You got your night stick ready? (they both smell the fumes) Fried oyster skins?! (both collapse, the
 Guard falling on a button opening the gate)
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 '''Policeman:''' FYI, you don’t have to live here, you know! (Squidward, and the crowd, smile)
-'''Squidward:''' Hey, you’re  right! (the crowd members' smiles fade) And I’m leaving ASAP! (SpongeBob and Patrick
+'''Squidward:''' Hey, you’re right! (the crowd members' smiles fade) And I’m leaving ASAP! (SpongeBob and Patrick
 are trying to find Squidward)