Episode Transcript: Ripped Pants - Revision history

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 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Tee-hee. Anything else?
-'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’re  eating?
+'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’re eating?
 '''Fish:''' Why, yes, it is.
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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
-'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’re  losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
+'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’re losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)

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 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Tee-hee. Anything else?
-'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’re eating?
+'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’re  eating?
 '''Fish:''' Why, yes, it is.
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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
-'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’re losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
+'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’re  losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)

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 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Tee-hee. Anything else?
-'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’reeating?
+'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’re eating?
 '''Fish:''' Why, yes, it is.
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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
-'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’relosing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
+'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’re losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)

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 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Tee-hee. Anything else?
-'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you're eating?
+'''SpongeBob:''' How about ripple? (spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you’reeating?
 '''Fish:''' Why, yes, it is.
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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
-'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you're losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
+'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you’relosing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)

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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
-'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you're losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
+'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you're losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She’d rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Alright, stand back everyone! (SpongeBob lifts a stick and sinks. No one cheers)
-'''Sandy:''' Ya'll watch this. (Sandy lifts up something heavier and everyone cheers. Larry lifts up the 2 bleachers with citizens in them and everyone cheers even more)
+'''Sandy:''' Ya’ll watch this. (Sandy lifts up something heavier and everyone cheers. Larry lifts up the 2 bleachers with citizens in them and everyone cheers even more)
 '''Sandy:''' Way to go, Larry! (SpongeBob digs underground to a campfire)
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 '''Ice Cream Man:''' May I help you?
-'''SpongeBob:''' I'll take a banana split.
+'''SpongeBob:''' I’ll take a banana split.
 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Uh, we don’t have that.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' ...a tailor...(The light mentioned turns off abruptly)because I ripped my pants! (no one laughs)
-'''Sandy:''' That wasn’t funny, SpongeBob. Ya'll had me worried sick.
+'''Sandy:''' That wasn’t funny, SpongeBob. Ya’ll had me worried sick.
 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...

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 '''Narrator:''' Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful stinky mud puddle.
-'''SpongeBob:''' What a great day. (SpongeBob rushes off scene for a bit) Hey, Sandy! Look! I'm Sandy! (SpongeBob looks like a sand castle. Next he dresses up like Squidward) Hey, Sandy? Who am I? (Sandy laughs as SpongeBob picks up a sandy phone and imitates Squidward) Hello, SpongeBob. Could you try and keep it down. I'm trying to be boring.
+'''SpongeBob:''' What a great day. (SpongeBob rushes off scene for a bit) Hey, Sandy! Look! I’m Sandy! (SpongeBob looks like a sand castle. Next he dresses up like Squidward) Hey, Sandy? Who am I? (Sandy laughs as SpongeBob picks up a sandy phone and imitates Squidward) Hello, SpongeBob. Could you try and keep it down. I’m trying to be boring.
 '''Sandy:''' (laughs) SpongeBob! (doorbell)
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 '''Male Fish:''' No, I am. I got sand in my buns. (whales comes up from under the sand)
-'''Whale:''' No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.
+'''Whale:''' No, I’m the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.
 '''All:''' What happened to you?

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   I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse,
   But the pain feels so much worse.
-  'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
+  'Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun
   Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.

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 '''Larry:''' Give it a try, Sandy. (Sandy lifts up a heavy weight)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Good job, Sandy. Well that's about enough for today, don’t ya think?
+'''SpongeBob:''' Good job, Sandy. Well that’s about enough for today, don’t ya think?
 '''Larry:''' How about a little more weight? Observe. (Larry lifts an even heavier weight)
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 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Uh, we don’t have that.
-'''SpongeBob:''' That's ok. I already split my pants. Get it?
+'''SpongeBob:''' That’s ok. I already split my pants. Get it?
 '''Ice Cream Man:''' Tee-hee. Anything else?
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 '''Surfing Announcer:''' Surfs up in the Goo Lagoon. And here comes Larry doing his trademark layback. There goes Sandy hanging ten. Figures, that is. There goes SpongeBob... (SpongeBob is ripping his pants on his board) ...ripping his pants again. (wipes out and washes it up on shore)
-'''Lifeguard:''' Oh, look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. (looks through his telescope) Holy fish paste! It's a guy! (gets SpongeBob and flips him over. SpongeBob is unconsious.) Why-y-y? Why-y-y? Why-y-y?
+'''Lifeguard:''' Oh, look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. (looks through his telescope) Holy fish paste! It’s a guy! (gets SpongeBob and flips him over. SpongeBob is unconsious.) Why-y-y? Why-y-y? Why-y-y?
 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob!
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 '''Lifeguard:''' What do you need?
-(Sandy is sad. this is like various animes where the female character sheds a tear upon the main character or the male character's final words)
+(Sandy is sad. this is like various animes where the female character sheds a tear upon the main character or the male character’s final words)
 '''SpongeBob:''' ...a tailor...(The light mentioned turns off abruptly)because I ripped my pants! (no one laughs)
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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
-'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you're losing 'em. think... Your public's waiting. Let's see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody's gone. Even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
+'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon SpongeBob you're losing 'em. think... Your public’s waiting. Let’s see... (reads list) ...lifting weights: big laugh, Frisbee in face: kills, surfing: knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown: No. C'mon think! I got it! Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... (rips pants off) ...pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose. (no one is there) Oh, no! Everybody’s gone. Even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. We blew it pants.
 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh...I didn’t have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!
+'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh...I didn’t have to be a fool to get Sandy’s attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!
 '''Female Fish:''' No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. (touches sunburn)

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 '''Larry:''' Give it a try, Sandy. (Sandy lifts up a heavy weight)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Good job, Sandy. Well that's about enough for today, don't ya think?
+'''SpongeBob:''' Good job, Sandy. Well that's about enough for today, don’t ya think?
 '''Larry:''' How about a little more weight? Observe. (Larry lifts an even heavier weight)
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 '''Indigo Fish:''' Hahahahahaha. That was too funny. You are hilarious.
-'''Sandy:''' Ain't he the funniest sponge you ever saw.
+'''Sandy:''' Ain’t he the funniest sponge you ever saw.
 '''Larry:''' Anybody up for some volleyball? (Larry spikes the ball over the net and everyone cheers. SpongeBob gives it a try, next)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' I'll take a banana split.
-'''Ice Cream Man:''' Uh, we don't have that.
+'''Ice Cream Man:''' Uh, we don’t have that.
 '''SpongeBob:''' That's ok. I already split my pants. Get it?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' ...a tailor...(The light mentioned turns off abruptly)because I ripped my pants! (no one laughs)
-'''Sandy:''' That wasn't funny, SpongeBob. Ya'll had me worried sick.
+'''Sandy:''' That wasn’t funny, SpongeBob. Ya'll had me worried sick.
 '''Indigo Fish:''' Dude...
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 '''Pants:''' What do you mean we? (pants walk off)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh...I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!
+'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh...I didn’t have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!
 '''Female Fish:''' No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. (touches sunburn)
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   I thought that I had everybody on my side,
   But I went and blew it all sky-high.
-  And now she won't even spare a passing glance
+  And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
   All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.
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   With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.
-  I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
+  I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse,
   But the pain feels so much worse.
   'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
   Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
-  Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
+  Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,
-  So listen and you won't regret,
+  So listen and you won’t regret,
-  Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance,
+  Be true to yourself; don’t miss your chance,
-  And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. (rip)
+  And you won’t end up like the fool who ripped his pants. (rip)
 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob!