Episode Transcript: Porous Pockets - Revision history

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 '''Patrick''': Inside the Bikini Bottom Diamond Mine! (shows a large, glowing diamond to SpongeBob)
 {{Transcripts/Season 6}}
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 [[de:Episodenmitschrift: Neureich]]

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 '''Patrick''': Inside the Bikini Bottom Diamond Mine! (shows a large, glowing diamond to SpongeBob)
-{{Transcripts/Season 6 Ver. 2}}
+{{Transcripts/Season 6}}
 [[Category:Transcript]]
 [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 6]]
 [[de:Episodenmitschrift: Neureich]]

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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you wanna buy some ice cream?
-'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re  best friend.
+'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re best friend.
 '''SpongeBob''': It’s a deal!

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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, hey, Patrick.
-'''Patrick''': So, did you figure out what you’re  gonna do with this fat stack of cabbage, yet?
+'''Patrick''': So, did you figure out what you’re gonna do with this fat stack of cabbage, yet?
 '''SpongeBob''': Yup...I mean, nope.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Two, please: one for me and one for my best friend, Patrick.
-'''Vendor''': I didn’t really ask who they’re  for.
+'''Vendor''': I didn’t really ask who they’re for.
 '''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (gives him a wad of bills) There you go.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you wanna buy some ice cream?
-'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re   best friend.
+'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re  best friend.
 '''SpongeBob''': It’s a deal!
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 '''Patrick''': There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob. There just either is or there isn’t.
-'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, if having a bunch of money makes me forget that you’re  my best friend, then I don’t want any more money, ever again.
+'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, if having a bunch of money makes me forget that you’re my best friend, then I don’t want any more money, ever again.
 '''Patrick''': Well, why didn’t you say so, buddy? I've been waiting for someone to go break in my new volleyball with!

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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, hey, Patrick.
-'''Patrick''': So, did you figure out what you’re gonna do with this fat stack of cabbage, yet?
+'''Patrick''': So, did you figure out what you’re  gonna do with this fat stack of cabbage, yet?
 '''SpongeBob''': Yup...I mean, nope.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Two, please: one for me and one for my best friend, Patrick.
-'''Vendor''': I didn’t really ask who they’re for.
+'''Vendor''': I didn’t really ask who they’re  for.
 '''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (gives him a wad of bills) There you go.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you wanna buy some ice cream?
-'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re  best friend.
+'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re   best friend.
 '''SpongeBob''': It’s a deal!
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 '''Patrick''': There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob. There just either is or there isn’t.
-'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, if having a bunch of money makes me forget that you’re my best friend, then I don’t want any more money, ever again.
+'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, if having a bunch of money makes me forget that you’re  my best friend, then I don’t want any more money, ever again.
 '''Patrick''': Well, why didn’t you say so, buddy? I've been waiting for someone to go break in my new volleyball with!

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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob''': (walking around in a small circle in Jellyfish Fields) Ahh, nothing quite like a relaxing stroll (deep voice) deep (normal) in Jellyfish Fields. (a high pitched scream can be heard in the distance) I'd know that sound anywhere! It’s a terrifying shriek! But where’s it coming from? (looks from behind a rock and finds Patrick shrieking) Patrick, what is with all the shrieking? You know I walk here on Tuesdays.
+'''SpongeBob''': (walking around in a small circle in Jellyfish Fields) Ahh, nothing quite like a relaxing stroll (deep voice) deep (normal) in Jellyfish Fields. (a high pitched scream can be heard in the distance) I’d know that sound anywhere! It’s a terrifying shriek! But where’s it coming from? (looks from behind a rock and finds Patrick shrieking) Patrick, what is with all the shrieking? You know I walk here on Tuesdays.
 '''Patrick''': Sorry, SpongeBob. That wasn’t me.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, really?
-'''Clerk''': Yes. I'd sure like to get a closer look.
+'''Clerk''': Yes. I’d sure like to get a closer look.
 '''SpongeBob''': We don’t mind, do we Patrick?
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 '''Patrick''': Well, just don’t take too long. We were just about to start playing with it.
-'''Clerk''': Oh, it uh...it won’t take long at all. (picks up pearl) Ooh, it’s heavier than I imagined. And, uh, shinier, too. Where'd you find it?
+'''Clerk''': Oh, it uh...it won’t take long at all. (picks up pearl) Ooh, it’s heavier than I imagined. And, uh, shinier, too. Where’d you find it?
 '''SpongeBob''': We found it deep in Jellyfish Fields.
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 '''Both''': Whoo! (SpongeBob and Patrick play in Sports Zone. SpongeBob throws a baseball glove at Patrick) Touchdown! (they go look at baby clams) Awww! (two baby clams bite SpongeBob’s eyes)
-'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, where'd you go? (Patrick pulls off the clams) Oh, there you are. (they then go to listen to some songs on headphones. SpongeBob’s headphones work, but Patrick’s don’t. He pulls at the cord without realizing that both their headphones are connected, and pulls off the top of SpongeBob’s head, revealing his brain. Patrick notices and puts it back on, and SpongeBob puts his hand on Patrick’s shoulder. Bubble-wipe to them heading home)
+'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, where’d you go? (Patrick pulls off the clams) Oh, there you are. (they then go to listen to some songs on headphones. SpongeBob’s headphones work, but Patrick’s don’t. He pulls at the cord without realizing that both their headphones are connected, and pulls off the top of SpongeBob’s head, revealing his brain. Patrick notices and puts it back on, and SpongeBob puts his hand on Patrick’s shoulder. Bubble-wipe to them heading home)
 '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, that was the best shopping day ever! (the money is reduced from the amount it had been before)
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 '''Patrick''': Yup!
-'''SpongeBob''': So tell me, what'd you buy?
+'''SpongeBob''': So tell me, what’d you buy?
 '''Patrick''': A lifetime supply of strawberry gum!

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 '''SpongeBob''': Well, then, what could it be?
-'''Patrick''': I'll give you a hint: what’s white, round, and comes out of clams?
+'''Patrick''': I’ll give you a hint: what’s white, round, and comes out of clams?
 '''SpongeBob''': Their...eyes?
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 '''SpongeBob'''': Nope, doing some stretches first. (appraisal clerk is talking on phone)
-'''Clerk''': Yeah...no...I don’t know, the thing’s a hundred years old, how should I know? Yeah, alright, look, if you don’t want it... (sees SpongeBob’s pearl; dreamily) Uh-huh...yeah...we'll see...Huh, yeah. I’m...I’m...I’m still here. (hangs up)
+'''Clerk''': Yeah...no...I don’t know, the thing’s a hundred years old, how should I know? Yeah, alright, look, if you don’t want it... (sees SpongeBob’s pearl; dreamily) Uh-huh...yeah...we’ll see...Huh, yeah. I’m...I’m...I’m still here. (hangs up)
 '''SpongeBob''': Hundred 38, hundred 39...
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 '''Patrick''': What do you mean, "small fortune?" (bubble-wipe to a bunch of trucks, filled with cash, dumping money in front of SpongeBob’s house. SpongeBob and Patrick are eating Kelp Jerky, watching the trucks go by)
-'''SpongeBob''': Whoa. How many more trucks do you think there'll be, Patrick?
+'''SpongeBob''': Whoa. How many more trucks do you think there’ll be, Patrick?
-'''Patrick''': Huh? Oh, I don’t know. I am getting kinda hungry, though. I'll catch up with you later, SpongeBob. (last truck leaves)
+'''Patrick''': Huh? Oh, I don’t know. I am getting kinda hungry, though. I’ll catch up with you later, SpongeBob. (last truck leaves)
 '''SpongeBob''': Well, that looked like the last of them.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you wanna buy some ice cream?
-'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I'll be you’re best friend.
+'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I’ll be you’re best friend.
 '''SpongeBob''': It’s a deal!

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 '''SpongeBob'''': Nope, doing some stretches first. (appraisal clerk is talking on phone)
-'''Clerk''': Yeah...no...I don’t know, the thing’s a hundred years old, how should I know? Yeah, alright, look, if you don’t want it... (sees SpongeBob’s pearl; dreamily) Uh-huh...yeah...we'll see...Huh, yeah. I'm...I'm...I'm still here. (hangs up)
+'''Clerk''': Yeah...no...I don’t know, the thing’s a hundred years old, how should I know? Yeah, alright, look, if you don’t want it... (sees SpongeBob’s pearl; dreamily) Uh-huh...yeah...we'll see...Huh, yeah. I’m...I’m...I’m still here. (hangs up)
 '''SpongeBob''': Hundred 38, hundred 39...
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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you wanna buy some ice cream?
-'''Fish''': No, I'm allergic. But... I'll be you’re best friend.
+'''Fish''': No, I’m allergic. But... I'll be you’re best friend.
 '''SpongeBob''': It’s a deal!
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 '''Butler''': Hmm...yes?
-'''Patrick''': Uh, I'm here to see SpongeBob.
+'''Patrick''': Uh, I’m here to see SpongeBob.
 '''Butler''': And are you on the guest list, sir?
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 '''Patrick''': Well, I don’t think so. Normally, I...
-'''Butler''': Well, then, I'm afraid I can’t let you in, sir. Good day, sir.
+'''Butler''': Well, then, I’m afraid I can’t let you in, sir. Good day, sir.
 '''Patrick''': Good day. Uh, your shoe’s untied.