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 '''Patrick''': Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)
-'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’re  not a king, you’re  a bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’re not a king, you’re a bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
 '''King Neptune:''' So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!
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 '''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
-'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’re  delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
+'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’re delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
 '''SpongeBob:''' So, uhh, what do you think?
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 '''King Neptune:''' Yours is superior. Therefore, I concede to you, SpongeBob SquarePants, you win. (everyone cheers)
-'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’re  going to Atlantis! We’re  going to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
+'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’re going to Atlantis! We’re going to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
 '''SpongeBob:''' What’s so funny?
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 SpongeBob: I...I... (cries) I don’t wanna go!
-King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’re  going to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
+King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’re going to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in a pirate who don’t do anything-unlike voice) Wait, Neptune! I have another idea! (Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab still looking the same when King Neptune changed him back to normal but with his face on the bottom)

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 '''Patrick''': Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)
-'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’re not a king, you’re a bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’re  not a king, you’re  a bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
 '''King Neptune:''' So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!
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 '''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
-'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’re delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
+'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’re  delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
 '''SpongeBob:''' So, uhh, what do you think?
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 '''King Neptune:''' Yours is superior. Therefore, I concede to you, SpongeBob SquarePants, you win. (everyone cheers)
-'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’re going to Atlantis! We’re going to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
+'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’re  going to Atlantis! We’re  going to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
 '''SpongeBob:''' What’s so funny?
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 SpongeBob: I...I... (cries) I don’t wanna go!
-King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’re going to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
+King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’re  going to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in a pirate who don’t do anything-unlike voice) Wait, Neptune! I have another idea! (Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab still looking the same when King Neptune changed him back to normal but with his face on the bottom)

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 '''Patrick''': Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)
-'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’renot a king, you’rea bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’re not a king, you’re a bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
 '''King Neptune:''' So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!
@@ Line 142: / Line 142: @@
 '''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
-'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’redelicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
+'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’re delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
 '''SpongeBob:''' So, uhh, what do you think?
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 '''King Neptune:''' Yours is superior. Therefore, I concede to you, SpongeBob SquarePants, you win. (everyone cheers)
-'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’regoing to Atlantis! We’regoing to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
+'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’re going to Atlantis! We’re going to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
 '''SpongeBob:''' What’s so funny?
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 SpongeBob: I...I... (cries) I don’t wanna go!
-King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’regoing to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
+King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’re going to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in a pirate who don’t do anything-unlike voice) Wait, Neptune! I have another idea! (Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab still looking the same when King Neptune changed him back to normal but with his face on the bottom)

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 '''Patrick''': Is it hot in here or what? (falls over)
-'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You're not a king, you're a bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Patrick! You hurt my friend! You’renot a king, you’rea bully and a liar! (Gets grabbed by Neptune’s hand)
 '''King Neptune:''' So, little one, you think you have what it takes to become my royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You will be tested with a challenge!
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 '''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
-'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they're delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
+'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they’redelicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
 '''SpongeBob:''' So, uhh, what do you think?
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 '''King Neptune:''' Yours is superior. Therefore, I concede to you, SpongeBob SquarePants, you win. (everyone cheers)
-'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We're going to Atlantis! We're going to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
+'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (both dancing) We’regoing to Atlantis! We’regoing to Atlantis! (King Neptune laughs)
 '''SpongeBob:''' What’s so funny?
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 SpongeBob: I...I... (cries) I don’t wanna go!
-King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You're going to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
+King Neptune: It’s too late now. I can’t live without your burgers. You’regoing to be a god and like it! (King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange) Maybe we do have a problem.
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in a pirate who don’t do anything-unlike voice) Wait, Neptune! I have another idea! (Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab still looking the same when King Neptune changed him back to normal but with his face on the bottom)

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 '''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
-'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they're delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I'd like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
+'''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they're delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I’d like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
 '''SpongeBob:''' So, uhh, what do you think?

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 '''King Neptune:''' Enough!! (Patrick gets zapped into a dust pile)
-'''Patrick''': We'll settle for one.
+'''Patrick''': We’ll settle for one.
 '''King Neptune:''' There will be but one challenge. You will face me in: The
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 '''SpongeBob:''' I’m not good enough to cook in Atlantis, Patrick. I should have never taken the challenge.
-'''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
+'''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)
 '''King Neptune:''' I win! (everyone cheers but SpongeBob) Loser! Free patties for everyone! (everyone chews a bite out of the patties that K.N. made and they spit it out immediately) Fools! Have you no taste buds? There’s nothing wrong with these, they're delicious! (everyone wants King Neptune to eat one) Okay, mine’s no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? (King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob) Give me that! (King Neptune eats it and begins to like it) Mmmm. Why this is so good, I'd like to try it a second time! (King Neptune spits it out and eats it again)
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 '''Patrick''': (crying and wiping his tears with a tissue) It was nice knowing you, buddy!
-'''SpongeBob:''' I know, Mr. Krabs, I'll miss you too.
+'''SpongeBob:''' I know, Mr. Krabs, I’ll miss you too.
 Mr. Krabs: (crying) I lost me bet!
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 '''Patrick''': Good morning, Krusty Krew.
-'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Patrick. What'll you have? (Patrick drools stupidity then SpongeBob hears King Neptune shout) Can you excuse me?
+'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Patrick. What’ll you have? (Patrick drools stupidity then SpongeBob hears King Neptune shout) Can you excuse me?
 '''King Neptune:''' This accursed stove has burnt my finger. Feel thy own wrath, stove! (uses his powers to zap the stove) Haha!

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 '''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' ...the golden spatula. Wow!
-'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Take a picture of me and the spatula! (SpongeBob runs up to the spatula and holds it) Okay, I'm ready! (Patrick is about to take a picture)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Take a picture of me and the spatula! (SpongeBob runs up to the spatula and holds it) Okay, I’m ready! (Patrick is about to take a picture)
 '''Old Lady:''' Excuse me, do you know where the menu section is? (Patrick gets confused and drools)
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 '''King Neptune:''' But if you should not succeed, you must give up fry cooking forever! What do you say?
-'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready.
+'''SpongeBob:''' I’m ready.
 '''King Neptune:''' Very well then. To the Poseidome!
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Go back to your corners and when the bell sounds, start cooking! (talking to SpongeBob) Don’t worry lad, I have total confidence in you. (Mr. Krabs has a lot of money in his hands) Put it all on Neptune!
-'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not good enough to cook in Atlantis, Patrick. I should have never taken the challenge.
+'''SpongeBob:''' I’m not good enough to cook in Atlantis, Patrick. I should have never taken the challenge.
 '''Patrick''': Don’t give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: 'Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds.' Well, just look at me now. (bell dings) Go get 'em, tiger! (King Neptune starts making his krabby patties and so does SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures. In the end the score is King Neptune: 1000 SpongeBob: 1)