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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’re  back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’re back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
 '''TV:'''(shows a realistic pink and yellow fish) Yeah, shopping’s weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say 'Who eats this stuff?"' (SpongeBob laughs)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward’s face)
-'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’re  very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
+'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’re very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Order up... (stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customers turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs grabs a hold of SpongeBob’s mouth)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’re  fired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’re fired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Fired? (walks out) No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But...I...uhh...she...
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’re  fired!
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’re fired!
 '''Sandy:''' Huh?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Or ten!
-'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’re  REALLY hungry!
+'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’re REALLY hungry!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Right!
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? (Sandy has a dazed look on her face) Right? I guess I’ll eat one now. (reaches for a patty but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand)
-'''Sandy:''' You’re  mince meat!
+'''Sandy:''' You’re mince meat!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in his red karate gear) In your dreams! Hi-yah! (both start to karate chop each other. Mr. Krabs is walking through the park)
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What the barnacle? (the whole park is chopped in half)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’re  just gonna have to fire me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’re just gonna have to fire me.
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Fire you? (grabs a couple krabby patties) I've got something else in mind. (at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob & Sandy are karate chopping up krabby patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard)

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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’re back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’re  back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
 '''TV:'''(shows a realistic pink and yellow fish) Yeah, shopping’s weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say 'Who eats this stuff?"' (SpongeBob laughs)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward’s face)
-'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’re very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
+'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’re  very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Order up... (stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customers turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs grabs a hold of SpongeBob’s mouth)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’re fired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’re  fired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Fired? (walks out) No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But...I...uhh...she...
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’re fired!
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’re  fired!
 '''Sandy:''' Huh?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Or ten!
-'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’re REALLY hungry!
+'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’re  REALLY hungry!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Right!
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? (Sandy has a dazed look on her face) Right? I guess I’ll eat one now. (reaches for a patty but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand)
-'''Sandy:''' You’re mince meat!
+'''Sandy:''' You’re  mince meat!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in his red karate gear) In your dreams! Hi-yah! (both start to karate chop each other. Mr. Krabs is walking through the park)
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What the barnacle? (the whole park is chopped in half)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’re just gonna have to fire me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’re  just gonna have to fire me.
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Fire you? (grabs a couple krabby patties) I've got something else in mind. (at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob & Sandy are karate chopping up krabby patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard)

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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’reback there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’re back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
 '''TV:'''(shows a realistic pink and yellow fish) Yeah, shopping’s weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say 'Who eats this stuff?"' (SpongeBob laughs)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward’s face)
-'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’revery busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
+'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’re very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Order up... (stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customers turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs grabs a hold of SpongeBob’s mouth)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’refired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’re fired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Fired? (walks out) No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But...I...uhh...she...
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’refired!
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’re fired!
 '''Sandy:''' Huh?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Or ten!
-'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’reREALLY hungry!
+'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’re REALLY hungry!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Right!
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? (Sandy has a dazed look on her face) Right? I guess I’ll eat one now. (reaches for a patty but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand)
-'''Sandy:''' You’remince meat!
+'''Sandy:''' You’re mince meat!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in his red karate gear) In your dreams! Hi-yah! (both start to karate chop each other. Mr. Krabs is walking through the park)
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What the barnacle? (the whole park is chopped in half)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’rejust gonna have to fire me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’re just gonna have to fire me.
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Fire you? (grabs a couple krabby patties) I've got something else in mind. (at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob & Sandy are karate chopping up krabby patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard)

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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you're back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you’reback there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
 '''TV:'''(shows a realistic pink and yellow fish) Yeah, shopping’s weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say 'Who eats this stuff?"' (SpongeBob laughs)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward’s face)
-'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We're very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
+'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We’revery busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Order up... (stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customers turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs grabs a hold of SpongeBob’s mouth)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you're fired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Shhh. No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you’refired. (lets go of his mouth and walks away)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Fired? (walks out) No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' But...I...uhh...she...
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're fired!
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you’refired!
 '''Sandy:''' Huh?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Or ten!
-'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we're REALLY hungry!
+'''Sandy:''' Yes, ten! Because we’reREALLY hungry!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Right!
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? (Sandy has a dazed look on her face) Right? I guess I’ll eat one now. (reaches for a patty but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand)
-'''Sandy:''' You're mince meat!
+'''Sandy:''' You’remince meat!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (in his red karate gear) In your dreams! Hi-yah! (both start to karate chop each other. Mr. Krabs is walking through the park)
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What the barnacle? (the whole park is chopped in half)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You’rejust gonna have to fire me.
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Fire you? (grabs a couple krabby patties) I've got something else in mind. (at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob & Sandy are karate chopping up krabby patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard)

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours.
-'''Sandy:''' I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob. (drinks the bottle of hot sauce. While she is doing this, SpongeBob wraps the fake tongue she was holding and around her and spins her)
+'''Sandy:''' I knew you’d come to your senses, SpongeBob. (drinks the bottle of hot sauce. While she is doing this, SpongeBob wraps the fake tongue she was holding and around her and spins her)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Yah... (Sandy karate chops SpongeBob far away)

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 '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet? (SpongeBob is staring at his hands)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, ma'am. I mean, sir. I mean, boss. I mean, poobah!
+'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, ma’am. I mean, sir. I mean, boss. I mean, poobah!
 '''Squidward:''' Go! (SpongeBob walks into the bathroom with a mop and a bucket in hand. He hears a sneeze so he opens a door but nobody is there)

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 '''Sandy:''' I’m gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!
-'''SpongeBob:''' That'll be the day. (spins his arms and legs around. Nighttime at Sandy’s treedome when the phone rings)
+'''SpongeBob:''' That’ll be the day. (spins his arms and legs around. Nighttime at Sandy’s treedome when the phone rings)
 '''Sandy:''' Hello? (SpongeBob’s arm tries to karate chop Sandy but Sandy takes SpongeBob’s hand and puts it through the phone to karate chop himself)
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 '''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? (SpongeBob’s face reappears and he bursts out crying and runs everywhere) Wait, Mr. Krabs, it’s not his fault. It’s...it’s mine. He tried to tell me but I wouldn’t listen. (SpongeBob is crying into a cup and drinking it. Now he’s flipping over and over around Sandy and Mr. Krabs) Just give him another chance, please?
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hmmm... (grabs SpongeBob) Alright, me boy, I'll give you a second chance. But no more karate. It’s poisoning your mind. (sniffs Sandy) Mmm, mammals. (walks off)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hmmm... (grabs SpongeBob) Alright, me boy, I’ll give you a second chance. But no more karate. It’s poisoning your mind. (sniffs Sandy) Mmm, mammals. (walks off)
 '''Sandy:''' Aww, shoot, SpongeBob. I guess you ain’t fibbing. Aww, that game was getting old anyway. It’s not fun anymore. I mean, what’s so fun about... (karate chops SpongeBob) ...this?
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 '''Sandy:''' How about some tomatoes?
-'''SpongeBob:''' And I'll cut the cheese! (both throw the cheese and tomatoes in the air while chopping them into a bunch of slices that land on the patties)
+'''SpongeBob:''' And I’ll cut the cheese! (both throw the cheese and tomatoes in the air while chopping them into a bunch of slices that land on the patties)
 '''Sandy:''' And, what else should we slice? (SpongeBob grabs more buns)
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 '''Both:''' Yeah! (both slice up more food to complete their krabby patties. When they are done, the entire place is chopped in half. Sandy is slicing wood in half while SpongeBob is resting on a rock)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? (Sandy has a dazed look on her face) Right? I guess I'll eat one now. (reaches for a patty but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand)
+'''SpongeBob:''' Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? (Sandy has a dazed look on her face) Right? I guess I’ll eat one now. (reaches for a patty but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand)
 '''Sandy:''' You're mince meat!

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Double overhand squirrel knot! (turns her into a round knot and throws her through the door like a bowling ball)
-'''Sandy:''' I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!
+'''Sandy:''' I’m gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!
 '''SpongeBob:''' That'll be the day. (spins his arms and legs around. Nighttime at Sandy’s treedome when the phone rings)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward’s face)
-'''Squidward:''' I'm going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We're very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
+'''Squidward:''' I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We're very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Order up... (stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customers turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob)
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 '''Fred:''' My leg! (under the floor)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can’t! 'Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! (does something with his hands while hissing. Points at Fred then walks backwards) Took care of her, yes I did. (bumps into Mr. Krabs) Ohh, ahoy, sir!
+'''SpongeBob:''' Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can’t! 'Cause I’m fast, I’m mean, and I can do this! (does something with his hands while hissing. Points at Fred then walks backwards) Took care of her, yes I did. (bumps into Mr. Krabs) Ohh, ahoy, sir!
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' What was that?
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 '''Sandy:''' (stops) Uh-huh. Sure, SpongeBob. (Sandy karate chops him again)
-'''SpongeBob:''' No, no. Really, Sandy. Stop. (stops) Sandy: I'm not falling for it, SpongeBob! (karate more)
+'''SpongeBob:''' No, no. Really, Sandy. Stop. (stops) Sandy: I’m not falling for it, SpongeBob! (karate more)
 '''SpongeBob:''' No, really! Please, stop! (Mr. Krabs looks out the window)
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 '''Sandy:''' Yeah, you can say that again.
-'''SpongeBob:''' I feel dumb just thinking about it. (puts the basket down) Duh...I'm stupid! I like karate! Doy!
+'''SpongeBob:''' I feel dumb just thinking about it. (puts the basket down) Duh...I’m stupid! I like karate! Doy!
 '''Sandy:''' You like what?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' And one for me! (chops off another slice in slow-motion)
-'''Sandy:''' Ohh, uhh, SpongeBob? Maybe just one more. Uhh, I'm kinda hungry. (brings out the barnacle loaf again)
+'''Sandy:''' Ohh, uhh, SpongeBob? Maybe just one more. Uhh, I’m kinda hungry. (brings out the barnacle loaf again)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Sure thing, Sandy. (lifts upu his hand)

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 ==Dialogue==
-'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you're back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he's spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy) Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. (walks inside) Ah, what a great day at work. (hears something) Huh? Yeah... (tip toes over to the couch but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He grabs the ducks that are on the floor and kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch) I know you're back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... (jumps behind the couch and no one is there) ...bob. (has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he’s spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the tv) I got you now! Hi-yah! (no one is there so he sits on the couch and watches TV)
-'''TV:'''(shows a realistic pink and yellow fish) Yeah, shopping's weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say 'Who eats this stuff?"' (SpongeBob laughs)
+'''TV:'''(shows a realistic pink and yellow fish) Yeah, shopping’s weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say 'Who eats this stuff?"' (SpongeBob laughs)
 '''SpongeBob:''' I love this show! (Sandy is sitting next to SpongeBob)
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 '''Sandy:''' I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!
-'''SpongeBob:''' That'll be the day. (spins his arms and legs around. Nighttime at Sandy's treedome when the phone rings)
+'''SpongeBob:''' That'll be the day. (spins his arms and legs around. Nighttime at Sandy’s treedome when the phone rings)
 '''Sandy:''' Hello? (SpongeBob’s arm tries to karate chop Sandy but Sandy takes SpongeBob’s hand and puts it through the phone to karate chop himself)
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 '''Sandy:''' I don’t think so.
-'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it goes like this! (stretches his arm to ricochet off a shelf and the ceiling to come at Sandy. He stops his arm right before hitting Sandy) Oh wait, I forgot the punch line. ( hits the loose board on the floor sending Sandy into a pile of tin cans) That's a good one, isn’t it? (later, SpongeBob is walking down the road) What a beautiful day. Beautiful sky. Beautiful plants. Hi plants. Beautiful... ( sees a pile of tin cans on the ground so he puts on his karate gear) ...pile of cans? Mmm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it goes like this! (stretches his arm to ricochet off a shelf and the ceiling to come at Sandy. He stops his arm right before hitting Sandy) Oh wait, I forgot the punch line. ( hits the loose board on the floor sending Sandy into a pile of tin cans) That’s a good one, isn’t it? (later, SpongeBob is walking down the road) What a beautiful day. Beautiful sky. Beautiful plants. Hi plants. Beautiful... ( sees a pile of tin cans on the ground so he puts on his karate gear) ...pile of cans? Mmm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
-'''Sandy:''' No it's not, SpongeBob. (shows him a squirrel mask) This is! (jumps in front of SpongeBob) Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping. (grabs SpongeBob’s tongue and takes out a bottle of hot sauce) Mmmm, my favorite. (SpongeBob screams as a drop of hot sauce hangs over the edge of the bottle and a face appears on the drop)
+'''Sandy:''' No it’s not, SpongeBob. (shows him a squirrel mask) This is! (jumps in front of SpongeBob) Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping. (grabs SpongeBob’s tongue and takes out a bottle of hot sauce) Mmmm, my favorite. (SpongeBob screams as a drop of hot sauce hangs over the edge of the bottle and a face appears on the drop)
 '''Hot Sauce Drop:''' BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! By the powers of motleyness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot!
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 '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob!
-'''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward's face)
+'''SpongeBob:''' What? (karate chops Squidward’s face)
 '''Squidward:''' I'm going to pretend that didn’t happen. (throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob) Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We're very busy today! (SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Order up... (stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customers turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob)
-'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! Now are you gonna... (SpongeBob throws the tray backwards at Squidward causing the krabby patties to land on Squidward's head)
+'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! Now are you gonna... (SpongeBob throws the tray backwards at Squidward causing the krabby patties to land on Squidward’s head)
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, Squidward. I was going through some records back in me office and...huh? So, you got the hairpiece after all.
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Eh?
-'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? (SpongeBob’s face reappears and he bursts out crying and runs everywhere) Wait, Mr. Krabs, it's not his fault. It's...it's mine. He tried to tell me but I wouldn’t listen. (SpongeBob is crying into a cup and drinking it. Now he's flipping over and over around Sandy and Mr. Krabs) Just give him another chance, please?
+'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? (SpongeBob’s face reappears and he bursts out crying and runs everywhere) Wait, Mr. Krabs, it’s not his fault. It’s...it’s mine. He tried to tell me but I wouldn’t listen. (SpongeBob is crying into a cup and drinking it. Now he’s flipping over and over around Sandy and Mr. Krabs) Just give him another chance, please?
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hmmm... (grabs SpongeBob) Alright, me boy, I'll give you a second chance. But no more karate. It's poisoning your mind. (sniffs Sandy) Mmm, mammals. (walks off)
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hmmm... (grabs SpongeBob) Alright, me boy, I'll give you a second chance. But no more karate. It’s poisoning your mind. (sniffs Sandy) Mmm, mammals. (walks off)
-'''Sandy:''' Aww, shoot, SpongeBob. I guess you ain’t fibbing. Aww, that game was getting old anyway. It's not fun anymore. I mean, what's so fun about... (karate chops SpongeBob) ...this?
+'''Sandy:''' Aww, shoot, SpongeBob. I guess you ain’t fibbing. Aww, that game was getting old anyway. It’s not fun anymore. I mean, what’s so fun about... (karate chops SpongeBob) ...this?
 '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs then stops) Nothing. Nothing is fun about that at all!
-'''Sandy:''' We can find something to do that's almost nine times as fun.
+'''Sandy:''' We can find something to do that’s almost nine times as fun.
 '''SpongeBob:''' We can? I mean, sure we can. Yeah! Like we can, uhh... (picks up a rock) We can squeeze things! (squeezes the rock and drops it) Woo! How much fun was that?
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 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What the barnacle? (the whole park is chopped in half)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how's it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? (Mr. Krabs clears his throat to get SpongeBob to scream) Mr. Krabs! (tries to hold a tree back in one piece) Uhh, hey Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? (holds the rock in one piece) Nice day, huh? ( half of the tree falls on SpongeBob’s head) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can’t help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me.
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Fire you? (grabs a couple krabby patties) I've got something else in mind. (at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob & Sandy are karate chopping up krabby patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard)