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 '''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I’ll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’re  going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’re going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (throws paper in the air, screaming) Monster!! (both run around and continue screaming and it irritates Squidward)
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 '''Squidward:''' At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s house. Opens his front door. SpongeBob and Patrick are getting the treatment done) What are you two doing in my house?!
-'''SpongeBob:''' We’re  checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
+'''SpongeBob:''' We’re checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I say he checks out a-okay!

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I’ll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’re going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’re  going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (throws paper in the air, screaming) Monster!! (both run around and continue screaming and it irritates Squidward)
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 '''Squidward:''' At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s house. Opens his front door. SpongeBob and Patrick are getting the treatment done) What are you two doing in my house?!
-'''SpongeBob:''' We’re checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
+'''SpongeBob:''' We’re  checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I say he checks out a-okay!

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I’ll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’regoing. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’re going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (throws paper in the air, screaming) Monster!! (both run around and continue screaming and it irritates Squidward)
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 '''Squidward:''' At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s house. Opens his front door. SpongeBob and Patrick are getting the treatment done) What are you two doing in my house?!
-'''SpongeBob:''' We’rechecking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
+'''SpongeBob:''' We’re checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I say he checks out a-okay!

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 '''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I’ll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
-'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you're going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
+'''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you’regoing. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
 '''SpongeBob:''' (throws paper in the air, screaming) Monster!! (both run around and continue screaming and it irritates Squidward)
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 '''Squidward:''' At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s house. Opens his front door. SpongeBob and Patrick are getting the treatment done) What are you two doing in my house?!
-'''SpongeBob:''' We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
+'''SpongeBob:''' We’rechecking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin.
 '''Patrick:''' Well, I say he checks out a-okay!

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 '''SpongeBob:''' (throws paper in the air, screaming) Monster!! (both run around and continue screaming and it irritates Squidward)
-'''Squidward:''' (talking out of his window) Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! (to himself in the house) I am '''''not''''' going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (walks to a table with a box that reads "[[Sunday Relaxation Kit|SUNDAY]]") My Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into the box) Let’s see... (pulls out a pillow) pillow. (puts the pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot elevation. (pulls out a flower in a vase) Flower--to brighten the room. (puts out a can of flower fragrance) Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) And the final touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. (gibberish on the phone is heard) Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call, that is correct. (gibberish is heard again) See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is gonna be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box that reads "[[Bon-Bons|BON-BON]]") Bon-bons. (takes one) Hello there, heaven’s little wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (eats it, then SpongeBob and Patrick raise up from behind the couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate in anger. Cut to a closeup of SpongeBob’s mouth, then a closeup of Patrick’s)
+'''Squidward:''' (talking out of his window) Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! (to himself in the house) I am '''''not''''' going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (walks to a table with a box that reads "[[Sunday Relaxation Kit|SUNDAY]]") My Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into the box) Let’s see... (pulls out a pillow) pillow. (puts the pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot elevation. (pulls out a flower in a vase) Flower--to brighten the room. (puts out a can of flower fragrance) Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) And the final touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I’d like to order the Sunday special. (gibberish on the phone is heard) Yes, the pedicure and foot massage house call, that is correct. (gibberish is heard again) See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is gonna be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box that reads "[[Bon-Bons|BON-BON]]") Bon-bons. (takes one) Hello there, heaven’s little wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (eats it, then SpongeBob and Patrick raise up from behind the couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate in anger. Cut to a closeup of SpongeBob’s mouth, then a closeup of Patrick’s)
 '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (in unison) By the all seeing eye, (both bend over and back) ye are worthy. We are not.
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 '''Patrick:''' It is a lovely day for a ride in the country.
-'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob on a stand that reads "GOOD NEiGHBOR CLUB") I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to order. Let’s begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK...Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty. Walks to his house) Squidward? Squidward, you home?
+'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob on a stand that reads "GOOD NEiGHBOR CLUB") I’d like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to order. Let’s begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK...Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty. Walks to his house) Squidward? Squidward, you home?
 '''Patrick:''' Did you find him, SpongeBob? (also walks inside)

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 '''Squidward:''' (angrily shouts) '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn’t bother me on Sunday! (slams the door shut)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I’ll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
 '''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you're going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
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 '''SpongeBob:''' It’s a secret. (both laugh)
-'''Squidward:''' Fine! As my first presidential decree, uhh, why don’t you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer? (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That'll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob and Patrick appear from inside)
+'''Squidward:''' Fine! As my first presidential decree, uhh, why don’t you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer? (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That’ll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob and Patrick appear from inside)
 '''SpongeBob:''' What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity?
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Hmmm, where to look? (notices an "off" button on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes the button. The house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from beneath the floor) President Squidward?
-'''Squidward:''' No-no, don’t say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.
+'''Squidward:''' No-no, don’t say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now, if you’ll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.
 '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. President--
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 '''Squidward:''' Yes...yes I am.
-'''Citizen:''' Well then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I hereby present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. (hands Squidward a summons paper. Squidward is annoyed)
+'''Citizen:''' Well then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I hereby present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our town. You’ll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. (hands Squidward a summons paper. Squidward is annoyed)
 '''Squidward:''' Huh?
-'''SpongeBob:''' (also holding a summons paper) Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (he and Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward! (Squidward shakes with rage; episode ends)
+'''SpongeBob:''' (also holding a summons paper) Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (he and Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This’ll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward! (Squidward shakes with rage; episode ends)
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 '''Squidward:''' (angrily shouts) '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn’t bother me on Sunday! (slams the door shut)
-'''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
+'''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward’s grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I’m a good neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
 '''Patrick:''' Hey, watch where you're going. (screams) A newspaper monster!!
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 '''Patrick:''' Okie dokie. (shakes SpongeBob)
-'''SpongeBob:''' OKAY! I'm ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let’s paint the town polka dot! (cut to Squidward’s house)
+'''SpongeBob:''' OKAY! I’m ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let’s paint the town polka dot! (cut to Squidward’s house)
 '''Squidward:''' (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no! It’s already noon! I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore of my valuable Sunday!
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 '''Lady:''' You must be very sick! Let us take you to the hospital. (the man takes Squidward in the car)
-'''Squidward:''' No really, I'm fine. Please, no, I'm fine... (car drives off)
+'''Squidward:''' No really, I’m fine. Please, no, I’m fine... (car drives off)
 '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' See ya later, neighbor!
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 '''Security System:''' ''No threat detected.''
-'''Squidward:''' (bangs on the security system in annoyance) Oh, you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from!
+'''Squidward:''' (bangs on the security system in annoyance) Oh, you infernal contraption! I’m gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from!
 '''Security System:''' ''Threat detected.'' (a sound is heard and the system shoots a laser at Squidward. He screams and does weird moves while he’s being shocked by the laser. This makes SpongeBob throw his and Patrick’s cake into the air. It lands on the system and makes it go haywire. The camera shakes while this happens)

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 '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?!
-'''SpongeBob:''' I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work.
+'''SpongeBob:''' I came to make sure you don’t oversleep and miss work.
 '''Squidward:''' (happily) Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' What's that, Squidward?
-'''Squidward:''' (angrily shouts) '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday! (slams the door shut)
+'''Squidward:''' (angrily shouts) '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn’t bother me on Sunday! (slams the door shut)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. (points to newspapers) He forget his Sunday papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the newspapers together, and struggles to carry them) Man, this is heavy! (the newspapers fall out of his hand again and he carries them in a ball and walks towards Patrick and, bumps into him) Oh, pardon me.
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 '''SpongeBob:''' It's a secret. (both laugh)
-'''Squidward:''' Fine! As my first presidential decree, uhh, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer? (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That'll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob and Patrick appear from inside)
+'''Squidward:''' Fine! As my first presidential decree, uhh, why don’t you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make the neighborhood look nicer? (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That'll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob and Patrick appear from inside)
 '''SpongeBob:''' What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity?
-'''Squidward:''' (annoyed) Aah, polka dots! Now don't bother me anymore.
+'''Squidward:''' (annoyed) Aah, polka dots! Now don’t bother me anymore.
 '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Wow! Polka dots!
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 '''Masseur:''' Uh-oh. Uh, sorry. Your hour's up. (walks out. Squidward glares in fury)
-'''Squidward:''' (angrily makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUUUUUUT!''''' And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day! Or tomorrow, or next week!
+'''Squidward:''' (angrily makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUUUUUUT!''''' And don’t even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day! Or tomorrow, or next week!
 '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, does that include--
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right.
-'''Patrick:''' Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all.
+'''Patrick:''' Yeah, I guess we aren’t good neighbors after all.
 '''Squidward:''' (peeps his head once more, shouting in fury) '''''NAAUUUOOOO, YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS!''''' (deep breath) '''''AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!''''' (goes back into his house)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (to Patrick in sadness) C'mon, let's go.
-'''Squidward:''' (in annoyance) There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper. (notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it)
+'''Squidward:''' (in annoyance) There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn’t even get to read the Sunday paper. (notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it)
 '''SpongeBob:''' (through the paper) ''Here's Your Sunday Paper, Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.'' (Squidward steams in anger as a train whistles and kicks the paper into the air then growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward's house) It's like a carnival ride!
-'''Squidward:''' (running around) Run for your lives! (cut to the exterior of SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick's houses. Squidward's house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then, it grabs Squidward from inside) What the...?! What are you doing?! (his house kicks him into the air and walks off) Huh? I only have half an hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. (satisfied) Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. (gasps) Ooh, just what I've been waiting for. (laughs and dances hysterically. He goes and comes back with a blue rock) I am gonna relax, if it kills me. (lays his back on the rock and sighs. Meanwhile, Squidward's house is on a rampage at Bikini Bottom)
+'''Squidward:''' (running around) Run for your lives! (cut to the exterior of SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick's houses. Squidward's house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then, it grabs Squidward from inside) What the...?! What are you doing?! (his house kicks him into the air and walks off) Huh? I only have half an hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. (satisfied) Which means those boobs aren’t around to bug me. (gasps) Ooh, just what I've been waiting for. (laughs and dances hysterically. He goes and comes back with a blue rock) I am gonna relax, if it kills me. (lays his back on the rock and sighs. Meanwhile, Squidward's house is on a rampage at Bikini Bottom)
 '''Army:''' Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the tank, squishes it, and throws it)
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 '''SpongeBob:''' Hmmm, where to look? (notices an "off" button on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes the button. The house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from beneath the floor) President Squidward?
-'''Squidward:''' No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.
+'''Squidward:''' No-no, don’t say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.
 '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. President--