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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
− | ( | + | (Episode starts with Squidward walking home. He places his keys on the table, and puts down a bag that says "Nautical Mart" on it. He then takes some stuff out.) |
− | '''Squidward''': I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber on top of the free range anemines. Well at least my flowers survived the trip. (sniffs it, then SpongeBob's nose is in his nostril. Squidward screams, his house shakes, bats fly out, then sneezes him out) SpongeBob, would you please find your own flowers to sniff. | + | '''Squidward''': I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber on top of the free range anemines. Well at least my flowers survived the trip. (Squidward sniffs it, then SpongeBob's nose is in his nostril. Squidward screams, his house shakes, bats fly out, then sneezes him out) SpongeBob, would you please find your own flowers to sniff. |
'''SpongeBob''': What about Patrick, does he have to find his own flowers too? (Patrick pops up from the flowers, and they die) | '''SpongeBob''': What about Patrick, does he have to find his own flowers too? (Patrick pops up from the flowers, and they die) | ||
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'''Patrick''': You do? | '''Patrick''': You do? | ||
− | '''Squidward''': Yeah I've got it... (touches Patrick's face, and holds his thumb, looking like a nose) ... right here. | + | '''Squidward''': Yeah I've got it... (Squidward touches Patrick's face, and holds his thumb, looking like a nose) ... right here. |
'''Patrick''': Give me! Give it here! | '''Patrick''': Give me! Give it here! | ||
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'''Squidward''': If you want it, you gotta go get it. (pretends to throw it, then they run outside, and Squidward shuts the door. They then look around) | '''Squidward''': If you want it, you gotta go get it. (pretends to throw it, then they run outside, and Squidward shuts the door. They then look around) | ||
− | '''Patrick''': There! (picks up a shell) Well SpongeBob, what do you think of my new nose? | + | '''Patrick''': There! (Patrick picks up a shell) Well SpongeBob, what do you think of my new nose? |
− | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, that's not a nose | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, that's not a nose that's a... (a hermit crab bites him) ...hermit crab. |
− | '''Patrick''': I guess I'll always be a noseless freak. ( | + | '''Patrick''': I guess I'll always be a noseless freak. (cuts to them walking down the street) |
'''SpongeBob''': It's not so ab-normal to be noseless. Just look around. Lot's of fish don't have noses. | '''SpongeBob''': It's not so ab-normal to be noseless. Just look around. Lot's of fish don't have noses. | ||
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'''Squidward''': Where do you think you're going? | '''Squidward''': Where do you think you're going? | ||
− | '''Patrick''': To do what should have been done long ago. (barges into Squidward's house, then smells something, and opens his refrigerator, revealing bad smelling cheese) | + | '''Patrick''': To do what should have been done long ago. (barges into Squidward's house, then smells something, and opens his refrigerator, revealing bad smelling cheese, then screams) Sweet Neptune, imported cheese! (runs off screen, then comes back with a mask and sack) This is in-excusable! (puts it in the sack) Yuck! |
'''Squidward''': What are you doing with my cheese? | '''Squidward''': What are you doing with my cheese? | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes sir! (SpongeBob knocks on Patrick rock, then runs away) | '''SpongeBob''': Yes sir! (SpongeBob knocks on Patrick rock, then runs away) | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Hello. (smells the bad smell, casing his nose to turn into a worm and cough, then dry and shrivel out) No! (his nose than falls off, then vanishes) All I wanted was to be able to smell like the rest of you. (runs away crying | + | '''Patrick''': Hello. (smells the bad smell, casing his nose to turn into a worm and cough, then dry and shrivel out) No! (his nose than falls off, then vanishes) All I wanted was to be able to smell like the rest of you. (runs away crying, then cuts to a cemetery) |
'''SpongeBob''': (reading tombstone) Here lies the nose of Patrick Star. Rip... (referring to the R.I.P) Well this is terrible! All Patrick wanted was to be like the rest of us, and we punished him for it! | '''SpongeBob''': (reading tombstone) Here lies the nose of Patrick Star. Rip... (referring to the R.I.P) Well this is terrible! All Patrick wanted was to be like the rest of us, and we punished him for it! | ||
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'''Squidward''': Who cares? At least now that pink moron will leave us alone. | '''Squidward''': Who cares? At least now that pink moron will leave us alone. | ||
− | '''Patrick''' ( | + | '''Patrick''' (now with giant ears) I heard that! |
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