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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Gary]] |
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Pearl]] |
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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'''Squidward''': This ''is'' all necessary. | '''Squidward''': This ''is'' all necessary. | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Then what's all this useless junk | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Then what's all this useless junk. |
'''Squidward''': That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28. | '''Squidward''': That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28. | ||
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'''French Narrator''': ''3:28 AM.'' | '''French Narrator''': ''3:28 AM.'' | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': It's almost on, Gary. (Gary yawns) Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. (television shows a black-and-white "western" show. Then it shows the Krusty Krab commercial) Look, Gary! It's on! | + | '''SpongeBob''': It's almost on, Gary. (Gary yawns) Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. (television shows a black-and-white "western" show. Then it shows the Krusty Krab commercial) Look, Gary! It's on! |
− | '''Amy''': Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem. | + | '''Pearl (as Amy)''': Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem. |
− | '''Jen''': What's your problem, Amy? | + | '''Squidward (as Jen)''': What's your problem, Amy? |
− | '''Amy''': | + | '''Amy''': I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set) Who's there? |
− | '''Jen''': Where's that coming from? (purple smoke appears | + | '''Jen''': Where's that coming from? (purple smoke appears) |
− | '''Amy and Jen''': | + | '''Amy and Jen''': Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs! |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me! |
'''Amy and Jen''': Where are we? | '''Amy and Jen''': Where are we? | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab. |
− | '''Amy''': Did you say Krusty Krab? | + | '''Amy''': Did you say Krusty Krab? |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty! |
− | '''Jen''': What's a | + | '''Jen''': What's a krabby patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': (points at the TV) There I am Gary! There I am! | '''SpongeBob''': (points at the TV) There I am Gary! There I am! | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty. |
− | '''Amy''': I want a Krabby Patty. | + | '''Amy''': I want a Krabby Patty. |
− | '''Jen''': Me, too. | + | '''Jen''': Me, too. |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs up) |
'''SpongeBob''': (points at the TV again) Look, Gary, there I am again. Look! | '''SpongeBob''': (points at the TV again) Look, Gary, there I am again. Look! | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Two more satisfied customers. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today. |
− | '''All''': The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! | + | '''All''': The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! |
'''SpongeBob''': That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. (cut to Bikini Atoll at night, which becomes morning) Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. (humming) | '''SpongeBob''': That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. (cut to Bikini Atoll at night, which becomes morning) Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. (humming) | ||
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'''Elderly Man''': Hey! I saw you on TV last night. (flashback shows that the elderly man was actually watching a [[Bran Flakes]] commercial and saw the yellow box) | '''Elderly Man''': Hey! I saw you on TV last night. (flashback shows that the elderly man was actually watching a [[Bran Flakes]] commercial and saw the yellow box) | ||
− | '''Announcer''': | + | '''Announcer''': New Bran Flakes. (fish pours bran flakes into a bowl) Bold, new taste. (bran flakes box is shown) Bran Flakes. |
'''SpongeBob''': You did? | '''SpongeBob''': You did? | ||
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'''Child''': Here's the ketchup. | '''Child''': Here's the ketchup. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Well, maybe just one. (poses) Another one? | + | '''SpongeBob''': Well, maybe just one. (poses) Another one? Ok. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it. |
'''Mr. Krabs''': There you are, SpongeBob. | '''Mr. Krabs''': There you are, SpongeBob. |