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Episode Article: [[The Bully (Episode)|The Bully]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
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*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Flats the Flounder]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*[[Patrick]]<br />
*[[Flats's Dad]]<br />
*Other [[Bikini Bottom]]ites<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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(at Mrs. Puff’s Boating School, SpongeBob is arranging his pencils on his desk)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Excuse me, miss?<br><br />
<br />
Nancy: I don’t want to have to report you again.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (laughs) I was just wondering... (points to the 'Homework' pencil while the other two pencils say 'Quiz' <br />
and 'Essay') ...is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side <br />
all by itself? Or...<br><br />
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Nancy: I think it goes stuck inside your...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wait, I got it! The quiz pencil goes right over here next to the essay pencil (moves the pencil) and the essay <br />
pencil gets turned sideways toward the notepad, (turns it sideways) just in case I have to write an essay.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: (walks in) Good morning class. Sorry I’m late. I got caught in traffic on the way in here when that whole 'I'm-<br />
going-to-be-doing-this-for-the-rest-of-my-life' thing reared its ugly head and I... Anyway, we have a new student starting <br />
today, so let’s all put on a happy face for Flat the flounder. (opens the door to show a skinny flounder from the front but <br />
when he turns sidways, he's large. The entire class, except SpongeBob, has paper faces, painted with faces, on) Tell the <br />
class something about yourself, Flats.<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Well, I like to kick people’s butts. (Mrs. Puff laughs)<br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: What a card! Now Flats, it’s time to pick your seat. Just go ahead and sit anywhere you’d like. (the class move <br />
their desks away from the middle of the room, except SpongeBob. Flats sits in the empty seat next to him) Okay class, as <br />
you remember last week...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (to Flats) Hi, I’m SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Hi, SpongeBob. I’m going to kick your butt. (SpongeBob laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That joke was almost funnier the second time.<br><br />
<br />
Flats: (leans over SpongeBob) No. I mean it.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (giggles) That time it almost seemed like... (Flats rips off his his chest hair to show 'I Mean It') ...you did <br />
mean it. (raises hand) Mrs. Puff?<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Can I be excused for the rest of my life? (Mrs. Puff chuckles)<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Why no, SpongeBob. I’m in the middle of a coffee-fueled sermon right now. You can’t afford to miss this <br />
information.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. Puff. (puts his hand down) Sorry, Mrs. Puff.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Now, can I please have a volunteer to come up to the board? How about you, Flats? (Flats approaches the board) <br />
Please draw for us a diagram of a basic four-way intersection, Flats. (draws an image on the board) Please turn and show <br />
the class what you drew, honey. (has drawn pictures of SpongeBob being beat up) My, how very creative! We have an artist in <br />
the class. (everyone applauds, except SpongeBob. Cut to SpongeBob running in the halls and into the bathroom. He hides in <br />
one of the toilets)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I just don’t understand. Why would Flats want to kick my butt? I haven’t said two words to the guy! (cut back to <br />
SpongeBob saying "Hi, I'm SpongeBob!" SpongeBob counts on his fingers and gasps) Oh no, that’s three! What am I going to <br />
do? (hears the door open) What was that? Someone’s coming. They’re getting closer. I’ve just got to act natural. (fish <br />
opens the lid and sees a real sponge)<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Oh that’s real nice. (walks out)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Phew, I thought for sure that was gonna be... (Flats opens the stall) Flats!! Uh, hello, sir. Kick any good <br />
butts lately? Yeah, I remember last week, I was kicking this guy’s butt real good. And he leans over and says, 'Hey, you <br />
know, life’s like a bucket of wood shavings. Except for when the shavings are in a pail, then it’s like a pail of wood <br />
shavings!' (giggles)<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Hey, that story really speaks to me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really? What’s it say?<br><br />
<br />
Flats: It says now, I’m going to kick your butt twice as hard. (Flats leaves. SpongeBob flushes the toilet, making water <br />
spray out of his holes. Cut to later where SpongeBob is walking down the hall writing on a clipboard)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: ...and I leave Gary’s water bowl to Gary, and my curtains to... oh Neptune, I just can’t do this. (the school <br />
phone rings and SpongeBob picks it up) Death row, next in line speaking.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (over phone) Hi, I’d like to place an order for delivery.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick? Is that you? (cut back to Patrick’s rock)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah, hey Mario. Let me get a large double olive, double- (cut back to SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, listen! It’s me, SpongeBob! I need your help!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (over phone) You’re working at Pizza Castle now?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What? No, listen! I’m in big trouble. There’s a new guy at school here and he wants to kick my butt! Listen, <br />
you’re big and strong, do you think you could come down here and maybe rough him a bit? Just to get him off my back? <br />
Please, Patrick, I’m so scared, it feels like I’m gonna throw up.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (over phone) No, they’re not closed. I know, you want olives.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, you there?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (over phone) Oh, I’m sorry, SpongeBob. I was just talking to my old community college buddy, Flats. (Cut to <br />
Patrick's rock where Flats is sitting on the couch enjoying a beverage) I bumped into him at the soda store, isn’t that <br />
funny? (cut back to SpongeBob) It must have been years since we’ve seen each other. Well, let me get going. He’s got to go <br />
back to school soon. He says he’s going to kick somebody’s butt. (SpongeBob drops the phone and runs away screaming) Hello? <br />
Is this Pizza Castle? (cut to Mrs. Puff’s room where SpongeBob knocks on the door)<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Come in, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, can I be in a different class?<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: But why?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I can’t tell you.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Why ever not?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I just can’t, Mrs. Puff. My physical being is at stake, let’s just leave it at that.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, you can tell me anything. You’ve got to believe that.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, okay. But only if you promise to keep it between us.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Of course.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Flats says he’s going to kick my butt!<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: What? There shall be no butt-kicking in any class of mine! This is an adult program. SpongeBob, just leave it to <br />
me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aw, thanks Mrs. Puff. I knew I could count on you. (cut to SpongeBob eating a sandwich outside. The bell rings <br />
and everyone goes back in the classroom)<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Have a nice lunch, SpongeBob? (walks in the classroom)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. Puff.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: (whispers) SpongeBob, I talked to Flats for you. I used your name. It was all a big misunderstanding.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You what?<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: He was never going to kick your butt at all! You see SpongeBob, Flats is from a town where kicking someone’s butt <br />
means that he wants to be your friend. (Flats makes a SpongeBob out of sand and kicks it) And maybe play some sports with <br />
you on weekends.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I’ve got diarrhea! (runs off and sees an older flounder in a boat) Huh? Are you Flats' dad?<br><br />
<br />
Flats’ Dad: Why, yes I am.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Okay, see, I didn’t know where else to turn! Patrick couldn’t help me, and Mrs. Puff only made it worse. I sit <br />
next to your son Flats in school, and he is a fine boy in all, and I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but he <br />
wants to kick my butt. (Flats is by the boat)<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Dad, what’re you doing?<br><br />
<br />
Flats’ Dad: Uhh, nothing son.<br><br />
<br />
Flats: What did I tell you about talking to strangers?<br><br />
<br />
Flats’ Dad: (to SpongeBob) Now he’s going to kick my butt! (SpongeBob screams and runs away)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Out of my way! Out of my way! (points) Can’t you see he’s gonna kick my butt? (a bunch of fish look over to an <br />
older fish at a bus stop)<br><br />
<br />
Old Man: Hi there young people, nice day today.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we’ll show you, old man! (the fish start beating up on the old fish while <br />
SpongeBob is hiding in a garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Okay, okay, I got to skip town, start a new life, live under a pseudonym! "BobPants SpongeSquare". Yeah, that’s <br />
good. Grow a beard, and then shave it off, and live happily ever after. (Flats is behind him driving a dump truck)<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Yeah, except you forgot the part where I kick your butt. (SpongeBob gasps and runs off while still in the garbage <br />
can. As he is running down the road, trash falls out of the garbage can, including a banana peel. Flats screams when he <br />
sees the banana peel on the ground. When the dump truck runs over the peel, it flips upside down. Cut to later where Flats <br />
is in a hospital)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey Flats, you feeling better?<br><br />
<br />
Flats: What? Where am I?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: (walks in) Why, you’re in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours <br />
straight.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah. They said you’d be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Wow, I’m touched. I’ll have to remember that when I’m kicking your butt. Those flowers for me? (SpongeBob runs out <br />
of the hospital screaming)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: He’s still gonna kick my butt! (the fish look at the old fish again)<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: How many time do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?<br><br />
<br />
Old Man: I love the young people! (the fish walk up to the old fish. Cut to SpongeBob running back to his house)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh Gary, I’m too young to have my butt kicked! There are so many things in life I haven’t gotten to do! (cut to <br />
SpongeBob in an office building at a desk, on the phone) Hold on, I’ll transfer your call. (cut back to a knock on the <br />
door) Who is it? (door falls down. SpongeBob sees Flats and screams) Flats!<br><br />
<br />
Flats: It’s butt-kicking time!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, there’s something I want you to know, but I’m too scared to remember what it is. (Flats cracks his knuckles more and more. SpongeBob breaths harder and harder. Flats brushes his teeth and gargles. SpongeBob breathes harder)<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Let’s do it!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Go away, Gary. I don’t want you to see this. It’ll be ugly. (Gary gets out a camera from his shell)<br><br />
<br />
Flats: Are you ready?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hold on. (puts a blindfold over his eyes) Okay, I’m ready. (Flats punches SpongeBob but it doesn't hurt <br />
SpongeBob) I said I’m ready. (Flats tries again but same result happens) Didn’t you hear me? I said I’m ready. (Flats <br />
punches him again and this time SpongeBob giggles) That tickles. (Flats keeps punching him but nothing seems to hurt <br />
SpongeBob) Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I was made of some kind of spongy material! Do you known what that means? I <br />
get to go to work tomorrow! (cut to next day where SpongeBob is in the Krusty Krab kitchen, grilling, and Flats is still <br />
punching SpongeBob, then scene cuts to him playing cards with Gary, chasing jellyfish, walking out of the bathroom, <br />
sleeping, and eating breakfast. Cut to boating school as SpongeBob is sitting at his desk and Flats is punching, but not as <br />
hard. He passes out from punching too much) Flats, are you okay? (everyone cheers) Do not cheer me, my fellow adult <br />
classmates. Flats was the real victim here. A victim of a society that’s riding down a violent road to nowhere; a road I <br />
call... (clenches fist) ...'violence road'. (Mrs Puff walks in)<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Puff: Sorry I’m late, class, I... (gasps as she sees SpongeBob’s fist and Flats on the ground) SpongeBob, I can’t <br />
believe you beat up a new student. (zoom out of school) I’m going to kick your butt!<br />
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| Episode No.: || 42b<br />
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'''My Pretty Seahorse''' is an episode from Season 3<br />
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{{Spoiler}}<br />
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==Info==<br />
=== Time Cards Shown === <br />
*3 Days Later<br />
*17 Minutes Later<br />
*12 Seconds Later <br />
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===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|Mystery the Seahorse]]<br />
*[[Mystery]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*Customers<br />
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br />
*[[Patrick]] (cameo)<br />
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===Places===<br />
*[[SpongeBob's House]]<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Hats]]<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
It is now Springtime in [[Bikini Bottom]], Patrick emerges under his rock wearing a purple sweater...Patrick strips the sweater and buries it under the sand like a dog would. SpongeBob comes out of his house and begins to greet the flowers after stating that he has Spring Fever. Squidward emerges from his home as well, and after some convincing from SpongeBob, he too says hello to the flowers. The flowers react like an aggravated cat, hissing at Squidward, causing him to run into his house screaming. SpongeBob says he shall do him a kindness and plant him some hypo-allergenic flowers. <br />
<br />
Cue SpongeBob wearing a gardening outfit, including a sun hat, overalls, and clogs. He first plants a coral flower, and turns to grab the watering can to water said flower only to turn back around and find the flower bitten in half. He continues this routine of planting flowers and turning his back until he states that he is not taking my eyes off you. 3 days later... he still has not moved his eyes, and in fact has to water them because they have dried out...Patrick walks by and draws SpongeBob’s attention – SpongeBob turns back, and the flower is gone again. SpongeBob finally sees the seahorse, which has been eating the flowers, which then runs away and starts neighing on top of a rock.<br />
<br />
He decides to tame her and writes a scientific journal of sorts about her mysterious qualities, and hence names her Mystery. The seahorse spots SpongeBob’s floral bookmark and approaches him. Apparently eating the book mark was enough to tame the seahorse, as the show switches to a montage with 60's psychedelic backgrounds of the two of them frolicking together, enjoying piggy back rides, painting, blowing bubbles, and even going to the hat store... <br />
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At the end of the day, SpongeBob lets the horse sleep in his bed and promises that they will be friends forever. The next day, he rides past Squidward on his bike - which hits a rock sending Squidward off a cliff and into a massive explosion. Once arriving at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob ties up Mystery outside like in old western movies. Mr. Krabs demands that the horse be gotten rid of because he is scaring off the customers stating, it’s either you or Mystery.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob has Mystery shoved in a cupboard, and tells her that she only needs to stay there until Patrick finishes the stable he asked him to build – Cue a shot of Patrick with a board nailed to his forehead sitting with a blank look on his face. SpongeBob starts to go back to his job.<br />
<br />
Order up! Squidward comes to the window, but Mystery eats the order before Squidward gets there. Squidward starts lecturing SpongeBob; meanwhile Mystery is stealing customers’ orders from their tables. Mystery eats SpongeBob’s hat, [[spatula]], all of the [[Krabby Patties]], the stove, and old man Jenkins.<br />
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The customers get aggravated and start to revolt…causing Mr. Krabs to come out and ask Squidward what is going on, to which he replies, Why don’t you go ask Cowbob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats a Lot.<br />
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Mystery belches up old man Jenkins, apparently after getting a bellyache because of eating all the Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs walks in, and demands that the horse be gotten rid of, and SpongeBob pleads with him because Mystery is my best friend. Mr. Krabs is touched by the story and continues on to tell SpongeBob about the story of his best friend that he had to say goodbye to – his first dollar. One day, at the beach, it was so hot, and I was so thirsty…I spent it on a soda. My best friend, and starts to weep. After regaining his composure he states that the kitchen is no place for a life horse, which causes the customers spit out their food...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob takes Mystery outside and tells her you belong in the wild. He turns his back on her and the horse walks away. Mr. Krabs says that he did the proper thing. She’s free now. And we have no right to separate that wild animal from its natural habitat. Squidward interrupts the conversation to let Mr. Krabs know that the safe is empty, because Mystery had an after dinner salad. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go running after Mystery into the horizon.<br />
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The episode ends with Patrick trying to get into the hat store, but can't because the board on his head from earlier is too wide to fit through the door.<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*In this episode, Krabs says that the dollar given to him was his best friend! But in [[Friend or Foe?]] It was Plankton when they were kids.<br />
*The title is a possible reference to the popular toy line, My little pony.<br />
*Squidward calls Mystery Sir Eats A Lot, a parody of ''Sir Lancelot'', a famous character from King Arthur's tales.<br />
*Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]].<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: My Pretty Seahorse]]<br />
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==Video==<br />
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-12-my-pretty-seahorse/ My Pretty Seahorse Video]<br />
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<div>[[Image:Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|Mystery the Seahorse]]<br />
'''Mystery''' is a female seahorse that was for a short time owned by [[SpongeBob]]. <br />
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===Personality/Personal Info===<br />
Mystery is the chosen name of the beautiful seahorse that was once owned by SpongeBob. It makes rattling noises like a horse and it loves lots of food such as: Seabed distributed Flowers. SpongeBob and Mystery spent lots of time together, even at the [[Krusty Krab]]. When Mystery was at the Krusty Krab, problems occurred. [[Mr. Krabs]] banned Mystery from coming inside because it was ''Scaring away the customers''. <br />
<br />
The reason why also was because sea animals should roam free but SpongeBob kept keeping her in bad positions. Unfortunately, Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob what was right so Mystery is out there in the wild as of the end of that episode. Her only episode appearance was in [[My Pretty Seahorse]]. Mystery is a very hungry seahorse and usually will eat anything she can find:<br />
<br />
*[[Krabby Patties]]<br />
*SpongeBob's Stove<br />
*[[Spat]] the Spatula<br />
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br />
*Mr. Krab's allowance and Money (it was mistaken for the salad bar)<br />
*SpongeBob's good growing flower plants<br />
<br />
<br />
===Looks===<br />
Mystery is a big size and is fairly strong, (capable of throwing people) and she is green in color. She also had big eyes and a curly tail.<br />
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==Other==<br />
Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]]. <br />
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<div>[[Image:Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|Mystery the Seahorse]]<br />
'''Mystery''' is a female seahorse that was for a short time owned by [[SpongeBob]]. <br />
<br />
===Personality/Personal Info===<br />
Mystery is the chosen name of the beautiful seahorse that was once owned by SpongeBob. It makes rattling noises like a horse and it loves lots of food such as: Seabed distributed Flowers. SpongeBob and Mystery spent lots of time together, even at the [[Krusty Krab]]. When Mystery was at the Krusty Krab, problems occurred. [[Mr. Krabs]] banned Mystery from coming inside because it was ''Scaring away the customers''. <br />
<br />
The reason why also was because sea animals should roam free but SpongeBob kept keeping her in bad positions. Unfortunately, Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob what was right so Mystery is out there in the wild as of the end of that episode. Her only episode appearance was in [[My Pretty Seahorse]]. Mystery is a very hungry seahorse and usually will eat anything she can find:<br />
<br />
*[[Krabby Patties]]<br />
*SpongeBob's Stove<br />
*[[Spat]] the Spatula<br />
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br />
*Mr. Krab's allowance and Money (it was mistaken for the salad bar)<br />
*SpongeBob's good growing flower plants<br />
<br />
<br />
==Other==<br />
<br />
Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]].<br />
<br />
===Looks===<br />
Mystery is a big size and is fairly strong, (capable of throwing people) and she is green in color. She also had big eyes and a curly tail.<br />
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[[Category:Character]]</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Miss_AppearMiss Appear2008-07-05T19:05:39Z<p>99.162.120.169: </p>
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<div>Miss Appear is a superhero who only appeared in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. She is, in fact, Sandy! How is this possible? It all started when Barnacle Boy became evil. <br />
Mermaid Man needed some help, so Sandy and her friends got into superhero costumes and became superheroes. They recieved superpowers. Miss Appear's power is:<br />
<br />
*Invisibility and visibility; she can disappear and appear as she pleases.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Miss_AppearMiss Appear2008-07-05T19:03:55Z<p>99.162.120.169: </p>
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<div>Miss Appear is a superhero who only appeared in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. She is, in fact, Sandy! How is this possible? It all started when Barnacle Boy became evil. <br />
Mermaid Man needed some help, so Sandy and her friends got into superhero costumes and became superheroes. They got superpowers! Miss Appear's power is:<br />
<br />
*Invisibility and visibility; she can disappear and appear as she pleases.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_V_(Episode)Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)2008-07-05T18:45:19Z<p>99.162.120.169: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 52b<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || 1.6.2002<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season: || Season 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Previous Episode: || [[Chocolate With Nuts]]<br />
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| Next Episode: || [[New Student Starfish]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
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'''" Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"''' is an episode from Season 3. <br />
<br />
{{Spoiler}}<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob|SpongeBob SquarePants/Quickster]]<br />
*[[Patrick|Patrick Star/The Elastic Waistband]]<br />
*[[Sandy|Sandy Cheeks/Miss Appear]]<br />
*[[Squidward|Squidward Tentacles/Captain Magma]]<br />
*[[Mermaid Man]]<br />
*[[Barnacle Boy|Barnacle Boy/Barnacle Man]]<br />
*[[Dirty Bubble]]<br />
*[[ManRay]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Chief of the Superheroes<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Mermalair]]<br />
*Make-out Reef<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ramblin' Man from Grambling (Background music)<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are holding up the line at the Krusty Krab, trying to decide what to order. Finally, Mermaid Man orders a Krabby Patty and a Pipsqueak (child's) Patty for Barnacle Boy. Barnacle Boy demands an adult-sized burger, claiming that since he is very old, he should no longer be treated as a child. But when Mermaid Man and the Krusty Krab patrons begin to tease him, Barnacle Boy breaks his friendship with Mermaid Man and joins Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble to form a villainous group known as E.V.I.L. (Every Villain is Lemons).<br />
<br />
Mermaid Man cannot defeat this new threat on his own, and he recruits SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy to reform the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances (They were going to order pizza but Mermaid Man falls down). They attack E.V.I.L. at a teenage gathering spot called Make out Reef. Despite numerous advantages, the incompetent Super Acquaintances defeat themselves. SpongeBob was defeated by Squidward and defeats Patrick. Mermaid Man mistakes Squidward for SpongeBob and washes him up(water is the weakness of fire).Sandy defeats herself by not noticing the boat behind her coming to hit her off the cliff. <br />
<br />
Having "defeated" the heroes, Barnacle Boy demands three things of Mermaid Man: That he be treated as a superhero, and not a sidekick; that he is called "Barnacle Man"; and that he be allowed to eat an adult-sized Krabby Patty. He then immediately rejoins the side of good, though when the heroes return to the Krusty Krab, Barnacle Boy admits that he cannot eat an entire Krabby Patty. Everyone laughs throughout the ending (the gang, ManRay, Dirty Bubble, and the chief).<br />
<br />
==Culture References==<br />
*This episode parodies the Justice League and the Super Friends. Each member of the IJLSA is a send-up of a well-known superhero: the [[Elastic Waistband]] (Patrick) is a parody of Mr. Fantastic, [[Captain Magma]] (Squidward) is a parody of the Human Torch, [[Miss Appear]] (Sandy) is a parody of the Invisible Woman, and [[The Quickster]] (SpongeBob) is a parody of The Flash.<br />
*When Barnacle Boy decides to turn evil, he says, "I'm crossing over to the Dark Side." An obvious reference to Star Wars.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*[[Barnacle Boy]], [[ManRay]], and the [[Dirty Bubble]] are the villians. <br />
*[[Martin Olson]] guest voices.<br />
*This is the last episode to use the classic "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" styled title cards. For [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]], a new title card is used.<br />
* After Mermaid Man yells, "To Make-Out Reef," he falls back in his chair, with chair coming down with him. But when the Elastic Waistband says, "Does this mean we're not getting pizza," if you look closely, you will see his chair is standing back up.<br />
* There is no driver of the boat that hits Sandy. This is not possible, and the boat wouldn't have hit her either.<br />
* Dirty Bubble points a hand with fingers when they are car-embarrassing on romance, and he does not have hands.<br />
*[[Tom Kenny]], the voice of SpongeBob, voices the Dirty Bubble in this episode.<br />
*Mermaid Man gets an entire hole in his body, but then it recovers.<br />
*The size of Dirty Bubble keeps changing even when he swallows the entire Nautical Bank. He also becomes smaller at the end.<br />
*The Dirty Bubble still returned in this episode although in he popped in the second Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.<br />
*Man Ray should have been laughing when he was doing bad things because of what happened in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]].<br />
*The dark side does not appear anymore when Barnacle Boy says he will join the side.<br />
*Captain Magma yells "Krakatoa" before he attacks. Krakatoa was a volcano that erupted and collapsed in the summer of 1883, now replaced by Anak Krakatu (Son of Krakatoa).<br />
*The company that owns [[Nickelodeon]], Viacom, is mentioned in this episode.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-11-mermaid-man-and-barnacle-boy-v/ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Video]<br />
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<div></div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Miss_AppearMiss Appear2008-07-05T18:37:13Z<p>99.162.120.169: /*Miss Appear*/</p>
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<div>Miss Appear is a superhero who first appeared in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. She is, in fact, Sandy! How is this possible? When Barnacle Boy became evil, more superheroes were needed. She put on a superhero costume, and became an actual superhero with superpowers.<br />
Miss Appear's power is:<br />
<br />
*Disappearing; the only remaint that can be seen are her footprints.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Captain_MagmaCaptain Magma2008-07-05T18:29:35Z<p>99.162.120.169: Captain Magma</p>
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<div>Captain Magma is a superhero who only appeared in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. He is, in fact, Squidward! It all began when Barnacle Boy crossed over to the dark side and joined E.V.I.L.(Every Villian is Lemons) Mermaid Man needed some help to defeat him, so Squidward, Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick put on superhero costumes and became superheroes themselves. The next good thing was that they got powers. Captain Magma's power is:<br />
<br />
*Heat; lava will come out of his head if angered.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_QuicksterThe Quickster2008-07-05T18:23:30Z<p>99.162.120.169: /* The Quickster */</p>
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<div>The Quickster is a superhero that was only seen in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. He is, as a matter of fact, [[SpongeBob]]! It all started when Barnacle Boy crossed over to the dark side with [[ManRay]] and the [[Dirty Bubble]]. Mermaid Man needed some help to defeat them, so SpongeBob, [[Patrick]], [[Sandy]], and [[Squidward]] put on superhero costumes and they were given super powers! The Quickster's power is:<br />
<br />
*Speed; can run extremely fast without being seen.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Elastic_WaistbandElastic Waistband2008-07-05T18:22:29Z<p>99.162.120.169: /* The Elastic Waistband */</p>
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<div>The Elastic Waistband is a superhero that appeared only in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. He is, in fact, [[Patrick]]! It all started when Barnacle Boy became a villian. Mermaid Man needed some help to defeat him, so Patrick and his friends put on superhero costumes<br />
and they became superheroes! The good thing was that the costumes came with super powers. The Elastic Waistband's power is:<br />
<br />
*Flexability; he can bend into different shapes and sizes.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Elastic_WaistbandElastic Waistband2008-07-05T17:53:06Z<p>99.162.120.169: </p>
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<div>====The Elastic Waistband====<br />
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The Elastic Waistband is a superhero that appeared only in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. He is, in fact, [[Patrick]]! It all started when Barnacle Boy became a villian. Mermaid Man needed some help to defeat him, so Patrick and his friends put on superhero costumes<br />
and they became superheroes! The good thing was that the costumes came with super powers. The Elastic Waistband's power is:<br />
<br />
*Flexability; he can bend into different shapes and sizes.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_QuicksterThe Quickster2008-07-05T17:44:59Z<p>99.162.120.169: </p>
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<div>====The Quickster====<br />
<br />
The Quickster is a superhero that was only seen in the fifth episode of [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]. He is, as a matter of fact, [[SpongeBob]]! It all started when Barnacle Boy crossed over to the dark side with [[ManRay]] and the [[Dirty Bubble]]. Mermaid Man needed some help to defeat them, so SpongeBob, [[Patrick]], [[Sandy]], and [[Squidward]] put on superhero costumes and they were given super powers! The Quickster's power is:<br />
<br />
*To run at full speed, nearly without being seen.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_V_(Episode)Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)2008-07-05T17:35:08Z<p>99.162.120.169: /* Culture References */</p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 52b<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || 1.6.2002<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season: || Season 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Previous Episode: || [[Chocolate With Nuts]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Next Episode: || [[New Student Starfish]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
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|}<br />
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'''" Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"''' is an episode from Season 3. <br />
<br />
{{Spoiler}}<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob|SpongeBob SquarePants/Quickster]]<br />
*[[Patrick|Patrick Star/The Elastic Waistband]]<br />
*[[Sandy|Sandy Cheeks/Miss Appear]]<br />
*[[Squidward|Squidward Tentacles/Captain Magma]]<br />
*[[Mermaid Man]]<br />
*[[Barnacle Boy|Barnacle Boy/Barnacle Man]]<br />
*[[Dirty Bubble]]<br />
*[[ManRay]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Chief of the Superheroes<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Mermalair]]<br />
*Make-out Reef<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ramblin' Man from Grambling (Background music)<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are holding up the line at the Krusty Krab, trying to decide what to order. Finally, Mermaid Man orders a Krabby Patty and a Pipsqueak (child's) Patty for Barnacle Boy. Barnacle Boy demands an adult-sized burger, claiming that since he is very old, he should no longer be treated as a child. But when Mermaid Man and the Krusty Krab patrons begin to tease him, Barnacle Boy breaks his friendship with Mermaid Man and joins Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble to form a villainous group known as E.V.I.L. (Every Villain is Lemons).<br />
<br />
Mermaid Man cannot defeat this new threat on his own, and he recruits SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy to reform the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances (They were going to order pizza but Mermaid Man falls down). They attack E.V.I.L. at a teenage gathering spot called Make out Reef. Despite numerous advantages, the incompetent Super Acquaintances defeat themselves. SpongeBob was defeated by Squidward and defeats Patrick. Mermaid Man mistakes Squidward for SpongeBob and washes him up(water is the weakness of fire).Sandy defeats herself by not noticing the boat behind her coming to hit her off the cliff. <br />
<br />
Having "defeated" the heroes, Barnacle Boy demands three things of Mermaid Man: That he be treated as a superhero, and not a sidekick; that he is called "Barnacle Man"; and that he be allowed to eat an adult-sized Krabby Patty. He then immediately rejoins the side of good, though when the heroes return to the Krusty Krab, Barnacle Boy admits that he cannot eat an entire Krabby Patty. Everyone laughs throughout the ending (the gang, ManRay, Dirty Bubble, and the chief).<br />
<br />
==Culture References==<br />
*This episode parodies the Justice League and the Super Friends. Each member of the IJLSA is a send-up of a well-known superhero: the [[Elastic Waistband]] (Patrick) is a parody of Mr. Fantastic, [[Captain Magma]] (Squidward) is a parody of the Human Torch, [[Miss Appear]] (Sandy) is a parody of the Invisible Woman, and [[The Quickster]] (SpongeBob) is a parody of The Flash.<br />
*When Barnacle Boy decides to turn evil, he says, "I'm crossing over to the Dark Side." An obvious reference to Star Wars.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*[[Barnacle Boy]], [[ManRay]], and the [[Dirty Bubble]] are the villians. <br />
*[[Martin Olson]] guest voices.<br />
*This is the last episode to use the classic "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" styled title cards. For [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]], a new title card is used.<br />
* After Mermaid Man yells, "To Make-Out Reef," he falls back in his chair, with chair coming down with him. But when the Elastic Waistband says, "Does this mean we're not getting pizza," if you look closely, you will see his chair is standing back up.<br />
* There is no driver of the boat that hits Sandy. This is not possible, and the boat wouldn't have hit her either.<br />
* Dirty Bubble points a hand with fingers when they are car-embarrassing on romance, and he does not have hands.<br />
*Mermaid Man gets an entire hole in his body, but then it recovers.<br />
*The size of Dirty Bubble keeps changing even when he swallows the entire Nautical Bank. He also becomes smaller at the end.<br />
*The Dirty Bubble still returned in this episode although in he popped in the second Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.<br />
*Man Ray should have been laughing when he was doing bad things because of what happened in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]].<br />
*The dark side does not appear anymore when Barnacle Boy says he will join the side.<br />
*Captain Magma yells "Krakatoa" before he attacks. Krakatoa was a volcano that erupted and collapsed in the summer of 1883, now replaced by Anak Krakatu (Son of Krakatoa).<br />
*The company that owns [[Nickelodeon]], Viacom, is mentioned in this episode.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-11-mermaid-man-and-barnacle-boy-v/ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Video]<br />
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 52b<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || 1.6.2002<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season: || Season 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Previous Episode: || [[Chocolate With Nuts]]<br />
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| Next Episode: || [[New Student Starfish]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
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|}<br />
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'''" Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"''' is an episode from Season 3. <br />
<br />
{{Spoiler}}<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob|SpongeBob SquarePants/Quickster]]<br />
*[[Patrick|Patrick Star/The Elastic Waistband]]<br />
*[[Sandy|Sandy Cheeks/Miss Appear]]<br />
*[[Squidward|Squidward Tentacles/Captain Magma]]<br />
*[[Mermaid Man]]<br />
*[[Barnacle Boy|Barnacle Boy/Barnacle Man]]<br />
*[[Dirty Bubble]]<br />
*[[ManRay]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Chief of the Superheroes<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Mermalair]]<br />
*Make-out Reef<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ramblin' Man from Grambling (Background music)<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are holding up the line at the Krusty Krab, trying to decide what to order. Finally, Mermaid Man orders a Krabby Patty and a Pipsqueak (child's) Patty for Barnacle Boy. Barnacle Boy demands an adult-sized burger, claiming that since he is very old, he should no longer be treated as a child. But when Mermaid Man and the Krusty Krab patrons begin to tease him, Barnacle Boy breaks his friendship with Mermaid Man and joins Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble to form a villainous group known as E.V.I.L. (Every Villain is Lemons).<br />
<br />
Mermaid Man cannot defeat this new threat on his own, and he recruits SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy to reform the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances (They were going to order pizza but Mermaid Man falls down). They attack E.V.I.L. at a teenage gathering spot called Make out Reef. Despite numerous advantages, the incompetent Super Acquaintances defeat themselves. SpongeBob was defeated by Squidward and defeats Patrick. Mermaid Man mistakes Squidward for SpongeBob and washes him up(water is the weakness of fire).Sandy defeats herself by not noticing the boat behind her coming to hit her off the cliff. <br />
<br />
Having "defeated" the heroes, Barnacle Boy demands three things of Mermaid Man: That he be treated as a superhero, and not a sidekick; that he is called "Barnacle Man"; and that he be allowed to eat an adult-sized Krabby Patty. He then immediately rejoins the side of good, though when the heroes return to the Krusty Krab, Barnacle Boy admits that he cannot eat an entire Krabby Patty. Everyone laughs throughout the ending (the gang, ManRay, Dirty Bubble, and the chief).<br />
<br />
==Culture References==<br />
*This episode parodies the Justice League and the Super Friends. Each member of the IJLSA is a send-up of a well-known superhero: the Elastic Waistband (Patrick) is a parody of [[Mr. Fantastic, Captain Magma (Squidward) is a parody of the Human Torch, Miss Appear (Sandy) is a parody of the Invisible Woman, and The Quickster (SpongeBob) is a parody of The Flash.<br />
*When Barnacle Boy decides to turn evil, he says, "I'm crossing over to the Dark Side." An obvious reference to Star Wars.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*[[Barnacle Boy]], [[ManRay]], and the [[Dirty Bubble]] are the villians. <br />
*[[Martin Olson]] guest voices.<br />
*This is the last episode to use the classic "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" styled title cards. For [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]], a new title card is used.<br />
* After Mermaid Man yells, "To Make-Out Reef," he falls back in his chair, with chair coming down with him. But when the Elastic Waistband says, "Does this mean we're not getting pizza," if you look closely, you will see his chair is standing back up.<br />
* There is no driver of the boat that hits Sandy. This is not possible, and the boat wouldn't have hit her either.<br />
* Dirty Bubble points a hand with fingers when they are car-embarrassing on romance, and he does not have hands.<br />
*Mermaid Man gets an entire hole in his body, but then it recovers.<br />
*The size of Dirty Bubble keeps changing even when he swallows the entire Nautical Bank. He also becomes smaller at the end.<br />
*The Dirty Bubble still returned in this episode although in he popped in the second Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.<br />
*Man Ray should have been laughing when he was doing bad things because of what happened in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]].<br />
*The dark side does not appear anymore when Barnacle Boy says he will join the side.<br />
*Captain Magma yells "Krakatoa" before he attacks. Krakatoa was a volcano that erupted and collapsed in the summer of 1883, now replaced by Anak Krakatu (Son of Krakatoa).<br />
*The company that owns [[Nickelodeon]], Viacom, is mentioned in this episode.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-11-mermaid-man-and-barnacle-boy-v/ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Video]<br />
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{{Season3}}<br />
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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 44b<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || 1.3.2002<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season: || Season 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Previous Episode: || [[Nasty Patty]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Next Episode: || [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
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'''"Idiot Box"''' is an episode from Season 3<br />
<br />
{{Spoiler}}<br />
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==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[Squidward]] <br />
*[[SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Patrick]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*TV delivery fish<br />
*Garbage fish<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]] in [[The S.S Imagination]]<br />
*Dump Area<br />
*[[Squidward's House]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
A TV delivery truck comes and delivers a box with a TV inside it to SpongeBob and Patrick. However, they throw the TV away and jump in the box. Squidward comes and asks what they are doing. SpongeBob and Patrick say that they are using their imagination and ask Squidward to play with them. Squidward refuses and gets the TV from the trash can. Later, Squidward starts hearing realistic sounds from the box so he goes to it and checks if there is a secret button or radio. He finds none and keeps on thinking about the box. Later, he decides to watch TV to stop from thinking about the box but when he turns the TV on, the only shows are about boxes. Squidward keeps hearing the sounds so he decides to steal the box while SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping. Squidward goes in the box and imagines that he is a race car driver. To his surprise, it works. However, outside, it is revealed that a garbage truck just picked up the box and sent it to the dump. The next morning, SpongeBob and Patrick find out that the box is missing. Patrick says that he hopes that Squidward is not too down in the dumps that day. After that, the episode ends.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Things Squidward watched on his new television:<br />
**A show about how a box is assembled<br />
**An old man is describing a box in the form of geometry<br />
**A man and his wife/girlfriend exchanging gifts (which are actually boxes)<br />
**A boxing match between 2 actual boxes<br />
*The show that shows boxes being made is similar to the show, "How It's Made".<br />
*In this episode, Squidward pulls a sombrero out of a hat box and says "Why haven't I worn this?" He later then wears that sombrero in [[The Camping Episode]].<br />
*When Squidward thought that the police were there to arrest him, it was actually sound effects about a guy named Johnny fleeing from the police saying, "You'll never get me alive coppers!" This is a spoof of video games about criminals and the videogame Grand Theft Auto. <br />
*Patrick did not hear any sound effects, but he knows about the second avalanche.<br />
*Squidward says "I hope they put some air holes in that box." However, the residents of [[Bikini Bottom]] do not require air for survival.<br />
*In this episode, after SpongeBob told Squidward he can have the T.V., Squidward's mouth did not move when he said, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" <br />
*They seemed to have gotten smaller when they got inside the box.<br />
*When Squidward was being picked up by the Dump Truck, the box was flipped upside down. While he was in it, he remained unchanged.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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Episode Article: [[New Leaf]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Plankton]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(scene starts out at the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is looking at Plankton through a telescope)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: (waving a white flag) I surrender!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Eh? I wonder what form of trickery is up that miniature Cyclops’s sleeve this time. (walks up to Plankton) <br />
Alright, Plankton, I don't know what you're trying to pull on me, but I'll tell ya right now, it ain't going to work.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: There's no pulling, Krabs. Can't you see my peace offering?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What is this? (takes the flag and looks at it) Ha-ha! Very funny, Plankton! But you're gonna have to do a lot <br />
better than taking a stab at my illiteracy to offend me.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Don't you get it, Krabs? I give up. I'm through competing with you!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But what about all those fevered attempts at trying to steal my Krabby Patty recipe?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Exactly! They've all been just attempts. And every single one a miserable failure. I can feel my arteries <br />
clogging up with anxiety just thinking about it. (sighs) Let me show you something. (scene cuts to them walking into the <br />
Chum Bucket, which is full of spider webs) Look at this place!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (runs into a spider web) Aah! Crimony, Plankton, you ever heard of spring cleaning?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: What's the point? Do you know when the last time I had a customer was?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Actually, I don't recall you ever having a customer.<br> <br />
<br />
Plankton: Well, there he is. (points to skeleton animal on the table) That's why I've decided to quit the <br />
restaurant business, altogether, and turn the Chum Bucket into...this!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You want to turn your restaurant into a pile of junk?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: No! These are knickknacks for the new gift shop I'm opening up.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Come on, this has got to be a joke, right?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I'm serious, Krabs. Soon the Chum Bucket will be a nice little store for bric-a-brac and bubblegum.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All right, Plankton. But be aware, I'm not letting my guard down.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Guard away, my ex-enemy. I'll just be here starting my new competition-free career. (hums as Mr. Krabs walks away)<br />
<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What's going on Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Plankton's concocting another hair-brained scheme to steal me recipe. So keep your eyes peeled.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whatever you say, cap'n. (peels eyes)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Now that's an employee who follows orders. (loud jack hammering is heard) What in blazes is that noise? (Plankton <br />
reveals the new name of his business: "Chumporium")<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Ah, would you look at that? I have a feeling I'm going to like this new life of novelty items.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh-huh. Clever, Plankton! Two can play at this game.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (holding a snow globe) Mr. Krabs, look at this cool knickknack I got at the Chumporium.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (takes the snow globe) Hmm, I know there's a microphone or camera in here somewhere. (tries to open it)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uhh, Mr Krabs, I really don't think there's anything weird in there.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Eh, we'll see about that. (walks to a door) I'll just put this in here for safekeeping. You here that, Plankton? <br />
Join your other friends from the past. (throws snow globe into a room full of Plankton's past schemes then locks the door) <br />
Now nobody's getting to see anything. Don't you understand this is all part of his ruse. It's just cosmetic. He thinks he <br />
can take us out. But we'll show him. We're gonna out-fake the faker. Well, it looks like old Plankton is really going <br />
through with it. I guess we don't have to worry about him anymore. Yup, we sure whipped him this time. Okay, boys, the <br />
coast is clear. Plankton's turned over a new leaf.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's some good news, Mr. Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It sure is, you little half-wit. And you know what else is good news? We can finally use that DJ system. Hit it, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Right away, sir.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Let's party! (music plays) Ow! I won! It's time to boogie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: This is idiotic.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Dance or you're fired.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You got it, Mr. Krabs. (dances)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (opens front door) How do you like them apples, you little... (record scratching)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: (carrying a toy seal behind him) Come on, buddy, let's get some shut eye. We have a big day ahead of us at the <br />
Chumporium Gift Shop.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. (sneaks over to the Chumporium) What the...? (sees a bunch of novelty items inside through the <br />
window) Store shelves? Novelty toys? Lava lamps? (gasps) Useless knickknacks? Very convincing. But I'm still not buying it. <br />
You want a battle, Plankton? I'm gonna give you a war. (scene cuts to Mr Krabs walking into the Chumporium. Plankton is <br />
dusting off his knickknacks)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Ah. A clean snow globe is a happy snow globe. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Plankton! You may have fooled everyone else, you might have even fooled yourself, but you ain't fooling me.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, I get it. You caught me red-handed. (laughs then sighs) Those were the days, huh Eugene?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Grr...<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: But I found there more to life than just trying to steal your formula. And I found it all right here in novelty <br />
items.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Bubkes.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Ah, Eugene. Stuck in your old ways.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Bubkes! If there's one thing certain in this world, it's that you can't resist me formula. (takes out the <br />
formula) You know you want it.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Thanks, but no.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: A-ha, I knew it. (chuckles) It was all a trick to get me to hand over... Wait, did you say no?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Well, if you don't believe me, that's your problem not mine.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Problems? I don't have a problem. You're the one with the problem. Look at this. It means nothing. It's all a facade, a hoax, a con, a front... (throws one of the shelves down. Plankton gasps) ...a sham, a snow job... (throwing snow <br />
globes onto the ground and breaking them) ...baloney with a side of flimflam and an order of Jive. See? Who's the one with <br />
the problem?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Look what you've done. This is my livelihood.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Sure it is. And this isn't the formula that you don't want. Come on, eh? Eh? Oop. Too slow.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: (screams) Get out!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs:(gasps) Oh, I get it. Stick to your guns, and eventually we'll all believe it. Soften us up and when our backs are <br />
turned, you'll make your move. (drops the formula) Oops.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: What's this? (groans) Hey, Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I knew you'd come back.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You forgot something. (throws the formula back at Mr. Krabs) Can't you understand I've wasted so much time chasing <br />
after you? And now I have something that's mine. And it makes me happy. (walks off)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I never thought I'd see the day. What happened to the invertebrate I used to know? What've I done. (sobs. Scene cuts to night. Phone rings in the Chumporium as Plankton is taking a shower)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Coming, coming. (answers) Yo.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh, Plankton?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Eugene?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh, hey.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Hey.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Listen, uh, I just wanted to...you know...apologize for my behavior today. Wasn't right what I done. And I <br />
realized I hurt the feelings of, uh, someone I care about. You still there?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Yes. I'm still here.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Heh, good. Uh...I want to make it up to you. What do you say we grab a soda?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Sure. (scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab. Mr Krabs and Plankton are sitting at a table with sodas)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Glad you could make it, buddy.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: So, what's this about, Krabs? (sips his soda)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I figured since we're no longer archenemies, maybe, maybe we can start over.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Yes. Yes, I would like that very much. (scene cuts to Mr Krabs and Plankton walking along the pier then playing <br />
pool) I guess I won. (both laugh. Scene cuts to both in a hot air balloon, on a slide, eating cotton candy, then at a trust <br />
booth)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh, I don't know about this, Plankton.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, come on. Just fall back. Trust me, I'll catch you. (chuckles. Mr. Krabs falls back and Plankton strains to <br />
keep him up. Scene cuts to both sitting on the edge of the pier)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: That was truly amazing, Plank, old buddy. I guess I really can trust you 100%.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Thanks, Eugene. That means a lot to me.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: And just to prove it to you, I want you to have something.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, no, no, come on now. No gifts.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, no. I want you to have this. It's the secret formula.<br />
<br />
Plankton: I can't believe you would even think...<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Things are different now. Honestly. It would mean a lot to me.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You...you're serious. Eugene, if I take this formula from you now, there will always be a hint of doubt.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Come on, take it.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You sure? (Mr. Krabs nods) Life is good, Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Sure is buddy. Sure is. (screen fades to black. Plankton appears)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Yeah, baby! This is it. Yeah! Whoo! (laughs. Runs into his Chumporium) I got it! I got it! My diabolical, <br />
extremely convoluted plan worked! I should've been a politician. (laughs. Opens up the formula to read "GOTCHA! Love, Krabs". Lights turn on)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I never gave you the formula. I fooled you with an even more convoluted charade. (laughs and walks out. Plankton screams)<br />
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*Other [[Bikini Bottom]]ites<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(scene opens to clams flying by as Squidward opens his door with his bathing suit on)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: What a sun-tastic day! (slips into some water) Snail trail. <(notices Gary crawling into SpongeBob’s house) That <br />
SpongeBob needs to keep his pet out of my yard. (Gary looks through one of the windows at Squidward, whop mops up Gary's <br />
trail) I am sick of cleaning up after him.<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (crawls off some rocks with eyes)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Not my pet rock collection. (stammers) That's it! (talking to Gary) This isn't the first time you've soiled my <br />
yard with your revolting excretions. But mark this down in your little notebook: it will be the last time! (scene cuts to <br />
Squidward putting sharp, giant sticks into the ground around his house. He gets a splinter) This cheap, splintering wood <br />
will keep even Gary out. (scene cuts to Squidward surrounded by barbed-wire and the giant wood) Now, I feel safe. (Gary's <br />
trail drops on Squidward's head as we see Gary climb up on a giant stick of wood jumping to another giant stick of wood) <br />
SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob. Keep your shell vermin off of my property. The next time, my annoyingly yellow neighbor, your <br />
wet pet oozes on my lawn, you leave me no choice but to call Snail Control. That little monster... (Gary bites Squidward's <br />
bottom) He bit me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary! (picks up Gary) No, dirty boy. This isn't like you.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, but it's just like you, SpongeBob, to raise such a misbehaved mutt.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (sets Gary on the ground) Gary's not misbehaved. (growls and foams at the mouth) But there does appear to be <br />
something wrong with him.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I'll say. I hope he had his shots.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, of course.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: All of his shots?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Affirmatory.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: For rabies?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yup.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Snail pox and soft shell dance?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yupie.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Bagitis, lumpy-bump trump, teen angst?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yup, yup, yup.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, let's not forget the worst of them all: [[Mad Snail Disease]].<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uhh...<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You mean your pet hasn't been vaccinated for mad snail disease? (to Squidward) Looks like the rash has already <br />
started.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Rash?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Tell me, do you have any soreness of throat?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (gulp) Well, now that you mention it, my throat is a little dry.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: This disease will ravage your body with bloodshot eyes, loss of balance, messy pants, ticklish rib cage, severely <br />
untrimmed toenails, and finally, the bite from that infected snail will turn you into...a zombie. (Squidward screams) You <br />
need to get that snail of yours to a doctor before he bites someone important. (both notice Gary is gone and gasp) There's a mad snail on the loose! (runs away screaming)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?!<br>Patrick: (runs up to a couple) That mad snail is coming! If he bites you, you'll <br />
turn into a zombie.<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Jeepers, what's with all the lunatics? (Gary crawls up)<br><br />
<br />
Fish's Wife: Oh look, honey, isn't he the cutest? (Gary is panting)<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Come here, little buddy. (pet's Gary) He's just adorable.(Gary bites the fish) Mad snail disease is real! I'm a <br />
zombie. I've been bitten by a mad snail. I've got mad snail disease!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: Then I've got it! A snail just bit me, too! (both scream. Fish #1 runs by a group of fish. The group of fish look <br />
at their hands and scream)<br><br />
<br />
A. Realistic Fish: We interrupt this program to bring you a news blast. Terror in a shell. This just in...fear and disease <br />
is spreading like wildfire as a killer snail has been biting the denizens of Bikini Bottom infecting them with...mad snail disease. Ask any old fish on the street and they'll tell you that germs enter through the bite radius, traveling upstream until the entire host body is full of...mad snail disease. We now take you to Action News Reporter Perch Perkins live on the scene.<br><br />
<br />
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with the first victim of this epidemic. (to Squidward) Tell me Mr Tentacles, when did you <br />
first begin to suspect that you were a zombie?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, after I was bitten by a mad snail, I began to get a rash; followed by loss of balance, ticklish rib cage, <br />
and a few other symptoms.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Hey, I was bitten by a snail. I kinda feel off balance. (falls over) Whoa.<br><br />
<br />
Perch Perkins: Hey, I have ticklish rib cage, too. And I haven't even been bitten.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Oh no, it's spreading through the air! (all scream)<br><br />
<br />
Perch Perkins: Well, you heard it here first. We're all doomed to a horrible demise. Thanks to a diseased snail. (screams. <br />
Scene zooms out to show SpongeBob and group of fish watching a tv then screaming)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (after watching a tv in a store, everyone is running around) Gary? (traffic jam sends a bunch of fish out of <br />
their boats and running on foot) I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail would cause all this destruction.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (moaning) I'm a zombie, here to dine on your squishy yellow flesh. (many fish are moaning and walking like <br />
zombies. SpongeBob screams and gets into a bus. The bus drives around then stops and lets him out on the opposite side he <br />
was on. He screams more and runs to the Krusty Krab) It's locked! (zombies are coming closer) Somebody let me in. (bangs on <br />
the doors)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, come in, boy. And bring your friends in, too. They look hungry. (puts key into lock)<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Stop! You can't let anyone in!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But they just want to dine on some krabby patties.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: They're zombies. They only want to dine on our flesh.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, alright, but it's coming out of your paycheck.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: I don't work here.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But Mr Krabs, it's me, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But how do we know you haven't become one of those voracious flesh-eaters?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Could a voracious flesh-eater do this? (slips through the crack of the door)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, it's you.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's right. So let me in before I'm eaten.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, that's SpongeBob all right.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Or is it?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't believe that's the real SpongeBob. He looks pretty zombie-fied. Just look at how yellow he is.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, would a zombie have a picture of his best buddy in his wallet? (shows picture)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Perhaps not but I have my eye on you.<br><br />
<br />
Elderly Fish: If you could pull out your eye and put it on him, wouldn't that make you a zombie, too?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You're right. (alarmed) I'm a zombie!<br><br />
<br />
Elderly Fish: Who's to say we're not all zombies? (all run around screaming)<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (slithers out of the kitchen)<br><br />
<br />
All: The snail!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary! Are you ok, buddy? Come here, boy.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: No, don't get near it. Oh, the pity of it all.<br><br />
<br />
Lady Fish: I can't watch.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All those people think you're a monster. But I know you're just a snail. (rubs his shell. Gary bites SpongeBob) <br />
Gary... (sniffling) how could you?<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: SpongeBob’s been infected by his own pet snail. Oh, the irony! Quick, we must quarantine that infected snail <br />
before he bites every last Bikini Bottom ite. Let's get the snail!<br><br />
<br />
All: (angry shouting. Citizens grab their torches and nets) Yeah!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, don't hurt him.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: Hand over the snail.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It's for his own good, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, I won't let you touch Gary.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: (grabs SpongeBob) Stop the madness, man. The Mad Snail Disease ends now. Seize the snail!<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Halt! Did someone say 'Mad Snail Disease'? Is that what all this is about?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah. What do you know about it?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Funny you should ask. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Doctor Gill Gilliam. S.D.E. and S.E.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: S.D.E. and S.E.?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Snail disease expert and snail expert. I'm sorry to break this to you all, but that 'mad snail disease' you're <br />
talking about, it doesn't exist.<br><br />
<br />
All: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: That's right. No such thing. It's an old urban legend. A myth.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, does that mean we're not zombies?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Of course not. No one is. It's just mass hysteria.<br><br />
<br />
Blue Fish: But what about my severely untrimmed...<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Those are only moderately untrimmed. All the supposed symptoms are just common ailments.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (holding Gary back) Easy boy. But what about Gary then? If he doesn't have a disease, why'd he bite all those <br />
people, including me?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: (examines Gary) Hmmm...mm-hmm. The problem's right here. (a splinter is stuck in Gary) He's got a little splinter <br />
in his foot. (removes the splinter. Gary is relieved. Zoom back to show the splinter is a giant stick) I'm sure this was <br />
the cause of his distemper making for serious grouchy snailitis.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, I knew you weren't disease-ridden. You still love me?<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Good ol' Gary's back. (Squidward enters Krusty Krab as a zombie) Say, Squidward? You're not zombie, remember?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, yes I am. (customer walks up to order) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Can I take your order?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All's well that ends well. (Gary bites Mr. Krabs)<br />
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Episode Article: [[Once Bitten]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br />
*Other [[Bikini Bottom]]ites<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(scene opens to clams flying by as Squidward opens his door with his bathing suit on)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: What a sun-tastic day! (slips into some water) Snail trail. <(notices Gary crawling into SpongeBob’s house) That <br />
SpongeBob needs to keep his pet out of my yard. (Gary looks through one of the windows at Squidward, whop mops up Gary's <br />
trail) I am sick of cleaning up after him.<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (crawls off some rocks with eyes)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Not my pet rock collection. (stammers) That's it! (talking to Gary) This isn't the first time you've soiled my <br />
yard with your revolting excretions. But mark this down in your little notebook: it will be the last time! (scene cuts to <br />
Squidward putting sharp, giant sticks into the ground around his house. He gets a splinter) This cheap, splintering wood <br />
will keep even Gary out. (scene cuts to Squidward surrounded by barbed-wire and the giant wood) Now, I feel safe. (Gary's <br />
trail drops on Squidward's head as we see Gary climb up on a giant stick of wood jumping to another giant stick of wood) <br />
SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob. Keep your shell vermin off of my property. The next time, my annoyingly yellow neighbor, your <br />
wet pet oozes on my lawn, you leave me no choice but to call Snail Control. That little monster... (Gary bites Squidward's <br />
bottom) He bit me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary! (picks up Gary) No, dirty boy. This isn't like you.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, but it's just like you, SpongeBob, to raise such a misbehaved mutt.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (sets Gary on the ground) Gary's not misbehaved. (growls and foams at the mouth) But there does appear to be <br />
something wrong with him.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I'll say. I hope he had his shots.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, of course.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: All of his shots?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Affirmatory.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: For rabies?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yup.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Snail pox and soft shell dance?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yupie.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Bagitis, lumpy-bump trump, teen angst?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yup, yup, yup.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, let's not forget the worst of them all: [[Mad Snail Disease]].<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uhh...<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You mean your pet hasn't been vaccinated for mad snail disease? (to Squidward) Looks like the rash has already <br />
started.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Rash?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Tell me, do you have any soreness of throat?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (gulp) Well, now that you mention it, my throat is a little dry.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: This disease will ravage your body with bloodshot eyes, loss of balance, messy pants, ticklish rib cage, severely <br />
untrimmed toenails, and finally, the bite from that infected snail will turn you into...a zombie. (Squidward screams) You <br />
need to get that snail of yours to a doctor before he bites someone important. (both notice Gary is gone and gasp) There's a mad snail on the loose! (runs away screaming)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?!<br>Patrick: (runs up to a couple) That mad snail is coming! If he bites you, you'll <br />
turn into a zombie.<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Jeepers, what's with all the lunatics? (Gary crawls up)<br><br />
<br />
Fish's Wife: Oh look, honey, isn't he the cutest? (Gary is panting)<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Come here, little buddy. (pet's Gary) He's just adorable.(Gary bites the fish) Mad snail disease is real! I'm a <br />
zombie. I've been bitten by a mad snail. I've got mad snail disease!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: Then I've got it! A snail just bit me, too! (both scream. Fish #1 runs by a group of fish. The group of fish look <br />
at their hands and scream)<br><br />
<br />
A. Realistic Fish: We interrupt this program to bring you a news blast. Terror in a shell. This just in...fear and disease <br />
is spreading like wildfire as a killer snail has been biting the denizens of Bikini Bottom infecting them with...mad snail disease. Ask any old fish on the street and they'll tell you that germs enter through the bite radius, traveling upstream until the entire host body is full of...mad snail disease. We now take you to Action News Reporter Perch Perkins live on the scene.<br><br />
<br />
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with the first victim of this epidemic. (to Squidward) Tell me Mr Tentacles, when did you <br />
first begin to suspect that you were a zombie?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, after I was bitten by a mad snail, I began to get a rash; followed by loss of balance, ticklish rib cage, <br />
and a few other symptoms.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Hey, I was bitten by a snail. I kinda feel off balance. (falls over) Whoa.<br><br />
<br />
Perch Perkins: Hey, I have ticklish rib cage, too. And I haven't even been bitten.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Oh no, it's spreading through the air! (all scream)<br><br />
<br />
Perch Perkins: Well, you heard it here first. We're all doomed to a horrible demise. Thanks to a diseased snail. (screams. <br />
Scene zooms out to show SpongeBob and group of fish watching a tv then screaming)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (after watching a tv in a store, everyone is running around) Gary? (traffic jam sends a bunch of fish out of <br />
their boats and running on foot) I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail would cause all this destruction.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (moaning) I'm a zombie, here to dine on your squishy yellow flesh. (many fish are moaning and walking like <br />
zombies. SpongeBob screams and gets into a bus. The bus drives around then stops and lets him out on the opposite side he <br />
was on. He screams more and runs to the Krusty Krab) It's locked! (zombies are coming closer) Somebody let me in. (bangs on <br />
the doors)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, come in, boy. And bring your friends in, too. They look hungry. (puts key into lock)<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Stop! You can't let anyone in!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But they just want to dine on some krabby patties.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: They're zombies. They only want to dine on our flesh.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, alright, but it's coming out of your paycheck.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: I don't work here.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But Mr Krabs, it's me, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But how do we know you haven't become one of those voracious flesh-eaters?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Could a voracious flesh-eater do this? (slips through the crack of the door)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, it's you.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's right. So let me in before I'm eaten.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, that's SpongeBob all right.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Or is it?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't believe that's the real SpongeBob. He looks pretty zombie-fied. Just look at how yellow he is.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, would a zombie have a picture of his best buddy in his wallet? (shows picture)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Perhaps not but I have my eye on you.<br><br />
<br />
Elderly Fish: If you could pull out your eye and put it on him, wouldn't that make you a zombie, too?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You're right. (alarmed) I'm a zombie!<br><br />
<br />
Elderly Fish: Who's to say we're not all zombies? (all run around screaming)<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (slithers out of the kitchen)<br><br />
<br />
All: The snail!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary! Are you ok, buddy? Come here, boy.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: No, don't get near it. Oh, the pity of it all.<br><br />
<br />
Lady Fish: I can't watch.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All those people think you're a monster. But I know you're just a snail. (rubs his shell. Gary bites SpongeBob) <br />
Gary... (sniffling) how could you?<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: SpongeBob’s been infected by his own pet snail. Oh, the irony! Quick, we must quarantine that infected snail <br />
before he bites every last Bikini Bottom ite. Let's get the snail!<br><br />
<br />
All: (angry shouting. Citizens grab their torches and nets) Yeah!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, don't hurt him.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: Hand over the snail.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It's for his own good, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, I won't let you touch Gary.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: (grabs SpongeBob) Stop the madness, man. The Mad Snail Disease ends now. Seize the snail!<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Halt! Did someone say 'Mad Snail Disease'? Is that what all this is about?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah. What do you know about it?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Funny you should ask. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Doctor Gill Gilliam. S.D.E. and S.E.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: S.D.E. and S.E.?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Snail disease expert and snail expert. I'm sorry to break this to you all, but that 'mad snail disease' you're <br />
talking about, it doesn't exist.<br><br />
<br />
All: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: That's right. No such thing. It's an old urban legend. A myth.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, does that mean we're not zombies?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Of course not. No one is. It's just mass hysteria.<br><br />
<br />
Blue Fish: But what about my severely untrimmed...<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: Those are only moderately untrimmed. All the supposed symptoms are just common ailments.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (holding Gary back) Easy boy. But what about Gary then? If he doesn't have a disease, why'd he bite all those <br />
people, including me?<br><br />
<br />
Doctor: (examines Gary) Hmmm...mm-hmm. The problem's right here. (a splinter is stuck in Gary) He's got a little splinter <br />
in his foot. (removes the splinter. Gary is relieved. Zoom back to show the splinter is a giant stick) I'm sure this was <br />
the cause of his distemper making for serious grouchy snailitis.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, I knew you weren't disease-ridden. You still love me?<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Good ol' Gary's back. (Squidward enters Krusty Krab as a zombie) Say, Squidward? You're not zombie, remember?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, yes I am. (customer walks up to order) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Can I take your order?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All's well that ends well. (Gary bites Mr. Krabs)<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Boaty]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward]] (cameo)<br />
*[[Sandy]] (cameo)<br />
*[[Gary]] (mentioned)<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]] (mentioned)<br />
*Other [[Bikini Bottom]]ites<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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SpongeBob: (the sun is setting. SpongeBob looks at his watch) Slow day.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Sheesh. Calm down, boy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're all still alive?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It's National No SpongeBob Day.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: National No SpongeBob Day?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yes. It's a whole day dedicated from getting away from you.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Day? But you guys have been gone for weeks.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You too, Patrick?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah. Everyone needs at least one day away from...(imitates SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (sadly) I'm glad you had fun.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Aww, cheer up, boy. It's a whole day inspired by you. First we build a giant wooden efigee of you, then we burn it to the ground. Burn, baby! Then we dance on the ashes like there was no tomorrow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow. A whole day inspired by me. (Blushes)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Big deal. What do you say about "No Patrick Day"? Come on, everyone. (everyone gets on the bus) Hello? Hello!<br><br />
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<div>==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick]]<br />
*[[Plankton]]<br />
*[[Sea Monster]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*Customers<br />
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]] (cameo) <br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Rober, rober....uhh....rodle, rodle.<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Are you sure your not trying to say roger?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, wait I got it. Ringle.... <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we have visual contact.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, dark.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Dreamily) Bye, Squidward. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I like Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Boy:''' Do they come in raspberry?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No.<br />
<br />
'''Boy:''' Blueberry?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No.<br />
<br />
'''Boy:''' Uhhhhhhhhh..........raspberry?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time! <br />
<br />
'''Lady Fish:''' You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are? <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.<br />
<br />
'''Husband:''' Look. The rocks are all gone. <br />
<br />
'''Sea Monster:''' Who you calling dark and depressing?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Order....uh.....up. <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It's not just a sandwich. It's a.....Chumwich.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.</div>99.162.120.169http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_20,000_Patties_Under_the_SeaEpisode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea2008-07-05T15:21:57Z<p>99.162.120.169: /* Dialogue */</p>
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<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Rober, rober uhh rodle, rodle.<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Are you sure your not trying to say roger?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, wait I got it. Ringle.... <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we have visual contact.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, dark.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. Bye, Squidward. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I like Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Lady Fish:''' You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are? <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.<br />
<br />
'''Husband:''' Look. The rocks are all gone. <br />
<br />
'''Sea Monster:''' Who you calling dark and depressing?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Order....uh.....up. <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It's not just a sandwich. It's a.....Chumwich.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.</div>99.162.120.169