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<div>[[Image:200px-Mindy.JPG|thumb|right|Princess Mindy]]<br />
'''Mindy''' (also known as '''Princess Peach''') is [[King Neptune]]'s mermaid daughter, seen in the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].<br />
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In the movie, Mindy is King Neptune's daughter. When [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] turns light blue by King Neptune, Mindy, due to her soft heart, tries to help [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] find [[King Neptune|the king]]'s crown so that he will let [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] live. She contacts [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] by a special connection. Mindy gives [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] a magical bag of winds to help them on their journey. She was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Scarlett Johansson]].<br />
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===Personality===<br />
Mindy is usually portrayed as being very kind, as she helps [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] in their journey to [[Shell City]]. She detests her father a lot. Additionally, she is very attractive, seeing that Patrick is always dumbstruck by her beauty. She is the only one that believes in SpongeBob and Patrick, even if they are "just kids".<br />
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===Royalty Connection===<br />
Mindy, since she is the daughter of King Neptune, is a mermaid. In the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], she revealed that one day, she will be the queen of the sea. She knows the names of all the creatures in the sea, in preparation.<br />
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=== Looks ===<br />
Mindy is a mermaid who has light-green skin, black hair, Walden's glasses, a light-green tail, and a yellow hair bow. She wears a golden bracelet and also wears a pink midriff top with a red heart in the middle.<br />
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==Family==<br />
*[[King Neptune]] (father)<br />
*[[Queen Amphitrite]] (mother)<br />
*[[Triton]] (brother)<br />
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==Story==<br />
It is possible that she is Triton's little sister. If Mindy was in the episode, [[The Clash of Triton]], she would've missed her brother as much as her father. Also, she would've wanted Neptune to accept Triton for who he is and might have helped SpongeBob release him. She also might convince Triton that their father misunderstood him. But it could be possible that she was born later, as the movie takes place 31 years, two months after the pilot.<br />
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==Allies==<br />
*SpongeBob<br />
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*Patrick<br />
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*Sandy (possibly)<br />
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*Triton (maybe)<br />
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*Seahorses<br />
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*Royal Crown Polisher<br />
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*Amphitrite (if she was seen with her)<br />
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*Neptune<br />
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*Mr. Krabs<br />
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[[es:Princesa Mindy]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Fry_Cook_GamesEpisode Transcript: The Fry Cook Games2019-04-28T00:09:21Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Dialogue */</p>
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Episode Article: [[The Fry Cook Games (Episode)|The Fry Cook Games]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Frank (Muscular Goldfish)]]<br />
*[[Harold]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Scene begins outside of the Fast Food Coliseum.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' Welcome, sports fans, to the 21st annual Bikini Bottom Fry Cook Games.<br><br />
<br />
(Horns are played as a blue spotted fish runs into the stadium, holding a small torch. He runs up the stairs to a huge <br />
hamburger.)<br><br />
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'''Blue Spotted Fish:''' I declare these Fry Cook Games... open!<br />
<br />
(A gust of wind blows by and puts out the flame on the torch. "Please Stand By" appears on the screen. The horns blow again and the fish runs back into the stadium, this time shielding the torch with his hand and panting. He runs back up the stairs to the huge hamburger.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' I declare these Fry Cook Games...<br><br />
<br />
(blue spotted fish lights the huge hamburger.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' ... open!<br><br />
<br />
(Blue spotted fish starts on fire.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' So begin the 21st Fry Cook Games. I'm a realistic Fish Head, and it's a beautiful day here at Bikini Bottom's <br />
Fast Food Coliseum.<br><br />
<br />
(A clip plays showing a woman tossing a large straw into a large plastic cup.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish Head:''' They come from everywhere microwaves hum.<br />
<br />
(A clip of a man throwing an uncooked patty onto a grill is shown.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' Patties sizzle.<br><br />
<br />
(A clip of a fish bouncing on top of a large cube of gelatin and landing on a mat is shown.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish Head:''' And heat lamps keep the fast food spirit warm... and Soggy. But the real story is the bitter rivalry between <br />
former competitors Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab and Plankton of the Chum Bucket.<br><br />
<br />
(Pictures of both Mr. Krabs and Plankton appear. A clip of Mr. Krabs lifting up two barrels of pickles is shown.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish Head:''' Who could forget the year Mr. Krabs won gold for this five hundred pickle clean-and-jerk?<br><br />
<br />
(Mr. Krabs is shown on a podium on the number one step, while Plankton is below him on the second.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish Head:''' Not Plankton.<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton sprays Mr. Krabs with a hose. A clip of Plankton flipping around while hanging onto two onion rings is shown.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions by performing this perfect onion ring routine... with a broken antenna?<br><br />
<br />
(A cast is around Plankton's left antenna. Plankton is shown in the number one spot on the podium this time, with Mr. Krabs below him.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' Krabs wasn't moved.<br><br />
<br />
(Mr. Krabs blows Plankton off the podium.)<br><br />
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'''Fish Head:''' And now, late word is that this year, the Krusty Krab will be represented by a new competitor, on what is perhaps the greatest day of his young life. (A picture of a shadowy figure of a body with a question mark over it appears. The figure turns around and is revealed to be SpongeBob, wearing a sweatband and sports uniform. SpongeBob is standing next to Mr. Krabs, who is sitting on a bench staring at a stopwatch, then shows Ernie in a picture)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' This is perhaps the greatest day of my young life, Mr. Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob starts jogging in place.)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' I can't believe I'm representing the Krusty Krab in the Fry Cook Games.<br><br />
<br />
(A spotlight shines down on him and he puts his hand on his heart.)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' To bring home the gold is to bring honor and glory to the Krusty Krab.<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' And all that free publicity will bring in customers! So don't lose!<br><br />
<br />
(Mr. Krabs walks away.)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob starts doing pushups.)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick walks up.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stops.)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob continues doing pushups.)<br><br />
<br />
Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob starts groaning.)<br><br />
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Patrick: Are you trying to move the ground? You'll never move it like that. You gotta get under...(Patrick rips the piece of grass out from under SpongeBob, flipping him over.) …neath it!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, I'm trying to train for the games.<br><br />
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Patrick: Games? Can I play?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ah, sorry, Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob starts jumping rope.)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: You have to be a fry cook.<br><br />
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Patrick: Be a fry cook? Is that all I gotta do? That'll be easy!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob tosses his jump rope behind him.)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: What do you mean easy?<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick laughs.)<br><br />
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Patrick: How hard can it be?<br><br />
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SpongeBob: They don't let just anybody be a fry cook. We're an elite corp!<br><br />
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Patrick: Oh, come on. You're just flippin' patties.<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick flips a rock over with his foot.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Tssss...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why don't you go home Patrick? You can compete in the Laying Under a Rock All Day Games!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick gasps.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob gasps and points at Patrick.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You take that back!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob's index finger gleams. Patrick dances around.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails.<br><br />
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Patrick: I cannot believe what I am hearing!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears either!<br />
<br />
(Patrick stutters.)<br><br />
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Patrick: Holes! Holes!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Cone head!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yellow!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Pink!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick screams and holds his head.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I'm gonna get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick walks off. SpongeBob growls and starts doing pushups again, this time faster)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Fine! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!<br><br />
<br />
(Mr. Krabs sniffs the air.)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What's that smell in the air? I smell Plankton!<br />
<br />
(Camera zooms over to Plankton, who is standing in the entranceway of the stadium.)<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton pulls out a human nose from behind him.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh yeah?! Well, I smell...<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton sniffs himself.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Pew! He's right.<br><br />
<br />
(Mr. Krabs runs over, his feet twinkling. Plankton does the same. Mr. Krabs makes a Broadway pose as corresponding music plays. Plankton makes a similar pose, holding a cane and a top hat. Mr. Krabs plays a piano, while Plankton blows into a tuba, messing up the rhythm.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I love messing things up.<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton meets up with Mr. Krabs by getting on a small platform and pulling a lever which goes up to Mr. Krabs' height.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Are you ready to do or die, Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Always ready, Plankton. Always ready.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Good. Because today, the Chum Bucket is going to kick...<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton raises his arm and accidentally whacks the lever, causing him to lower again. He raises it back up.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: ...your carapace!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: That's what you think, but I got me a champion. SpongeBob! Show him!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob does a karate routine, using two spatulas as nunchucks, then laughs innocently when he finishes.)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Look at him. In his prime. You ain't got no chance!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: That's where you're wrong, Krabs, for I too have a champion.<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton lowers a microphone.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to the southwest corridor!<br><br />
<br />
(The crowd turns to the southeast corridor.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Other way! Imbeciles.<br><br />
<br />
(The crowd turns to the southwest corridor.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: And... stop! Perfect.<br><br />
<br />
(In the entranceway, an extremely large shadow approaches, making loud stomps on the way.)<br><br />
Plankton: Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium. (Two parents cover up their child's eyes, and he covers theirs. Mr. Krabs' eyes sink into his shell. A muscular fish sits, trembling in the audience. He quickly gets up to leave.)<br><br />
<br />
Muscular Fish: I gotta get outta here!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Too late! Ready or not, here he comes. Quake with fear, you mortal fools. Bow down before the awesome might of...<br><br />
<br />
(The wall of the stadium explodes. Fish fly everywhere. When the dust clears up, a huge, purple muscular fish is seen.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: ...this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant...<br><br />
<br />
(The huge fish turns around, revealing Patrick to be strapped to his back.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: ...Patrick Star!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick waves happily. SpongeBob stares in shock. He walks up as Patrick gets down from the huge fish's back.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing here? You're not a fry cook.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, yes I am, Mr. SpongeBob SuperiorPants.<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick lifts up his shirt.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Check it out!<br><br />
<br />
(A name tag is stuck to his chest that says, "The Chum Bucket, Patrick.")<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I've been working for the Chum Bucket for almost five minutes.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, it doesn't matter anyway 'cause you're gonna eat my dust.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Nuh uh. I'm eating my own dust.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Not if I eat it first.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yellow!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Pink!<br><br />
<br />
(The two walk away.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. I thought Patrick was my friend.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Friend? Not in here he ain't.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What do you mean?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: He's not really your friend.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: He's not?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: He's plotting your downfall right now!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: He is?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: He's gonna stab you in the back.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: He wouldn't!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Of course he would. Just look at him. Square: the shape of evil!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: He's making a mockery of your profession. Are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Then get mean!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I'm mean!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Get angry!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm angry!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Now get out there!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: And win...<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: That...<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Medal!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Ahhh!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahhh!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick: Ahhh!<br><br />
<br />
Huge Fish: Ahhh.<br><br />
<br />
(Scene cuts to the first event.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: Our first event, the deep fry pole vault. (A deep fryer labeled "Fry King" sits in front of two high poles. SpongeBob stands in front of Mr. Krabs, holding a long pole.)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Win this one for the Krusty Krab.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: For the Krusty Krab!!! (SpongeBob flips over the poles and the deep fry and splats down on the circle drawn in the ground. The crowd gasps. SpongeBob forms a number one sign and the crowd cheers.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Win this one because I told you too.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Because you told me too!!! (Patrick flips over the poles but lands on the handle of the deep fryer, flinging it at the crowd and turning them into fish sticks. A vendor walks up and turns on a heat lamp.)<br><br />
<br />
Vendor: Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here!<br><br />
<br />
(Scene cuts to the second event. SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of a tall ladder that leads to a diving board, perched above a bowl of chocolate syrup.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: The next event: the chocolate high dive.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Make way for the real fry cook, Patrick. (Patrick glares at SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob climbs up the ladder.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob holds up two popsicle sticks and sticks them into the top of his head; he looks like Wubbzy from Wow Wow Wubbzy))<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: And now, absolute silence.<br><br />
<br />
(The crowd stops chattering.)<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob jumps off the diving board.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I scream for ice cream! (SpongeBob flips around a couple times, then leaps toward the bowl. He lands in the chocolate syrup getting coated in it, then hops out of it and into a sandbox full of toasted almonds.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: Perfect entry! And toasted almonds? That's unexpected.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob lands in the circle.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: He stuck it!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob turns around toward the camera and grins.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: And just look at that even coating.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob walks upside-down past Patrick, using the popsicle sticks for legs.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Top that, Pinky.<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton walks up.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Almonds? Curse him, that's good. But perhaps a bit too highbrow for this crowd. He thinks he's better than them!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick groans.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Better than you!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick groans louder.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Now get up there and show him how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick screams, then hops up onto the diving board with the lower half of his body inside an ice cream cone.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick slowly leans off the edge until he falls off the diving board.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: Just look at that concentration.<br><br />
(Patrick splashes into the bowl, with chocolate syrup flying everywhere.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: Ooh, a little shaky on that entrance.<br><br />
<br />
(A live action strawberry cone with a chocolate dip is shown.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: But just look at that form!<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick hops up to SpongeBob grinning while SB is very angry about losing.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Take that, yellow boy!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Laugh while you can, Pinky. It's not over yet.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: That's what you think, but it's not over yet.<br><br />
<br />
(A clip of highlights from the games is shown, beginning with SpongeBob tossing a patty. Patrick skates on a large grill with butter on his feet. Patrick tosses a large bottle of ketchup up in the air. SpongeBob and Patrick race on a track carrying trays full of food; the two fly up in the air on two large spatulas. They both do a dance wearing colorful outfits and fruit hats. The clip ends. A large arena on top of a hamburger is on screen. The realistic Fish Head is still reporting.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: It's not over yet! With the score tied, we go to our final event! Bun wrestling. Who will take home the gold? Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?<br><br />
<br />
(Rubbing SpongeBob's shoulders.)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Don't forget, he called ye yellow.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob picks up a metal chain, bites off and chews up the middle of it. He bares his teeth, revealing the metal chain to now be attached to them like braces.)<br><br />
<br />
Fish Head: Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Don't forget, he called you pink!<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton hops away. Patrick growls as he picks up a lemon, rips it in half, and puts both halves into each of his eyes.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (In pain) Ahhhhh!<br><br />
<br />
(Heavy metal music plays)<br />
<br />
(The bell rings. SpongeBob tears off his blue robe, showing off his extremely large, muscular body. Patrick rips off his own green robe, underneath which he is wearing a business suit. He tears off the business suit, also revealing an extremely large, muscular body. The two dive at each other, screaming, until they collide. They wrestle and continue to wind up in twisted positions. They spin around and wind up wrestling with themselves. They realize this, and dive back at each other. Patrick sits on top of SpongeBob, holding his foot.)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Forget the Chum Bucket. This is personal.<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick takes off SpongeBob's shoe and licks his foot slowly. SpongeBob screams in agony. The two wrestle again. SpongeBob sits on Patrick's chest and lifts up a pencil with the eraser side pointing toward Patrick. He slowly brings it down to his name tag and erases the "Pat" in "Patrick" and leaving "rick")<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Ahhhhh! My name's... not... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! (Patrick tackles SpongeBob and the two wrestle once more.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't like you!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't like you more!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I never liked you!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I a thousand times never liked you!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Pink!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yellow!<br><br />
<br />
(They struggle to push each other until both of their pants rip and fall down. Patrick's underwear is yellow. SpongeBob's underwear is pink.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yellow?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Pink?<br><br />
<br />
(Their eyes start to water.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick: You do care!<br><br />
<br />
(They both start crying and hug each other.)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's promise never to fight again, buddy.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah, pal. Let's go home.<br><br />
<br />
(The two friends walk off whistling and holding hands. The crowd boos.)<br><br />
<br />
(Mr. Krabs runs up.)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Where ya going?!<br><br />
<br />
(Plankton runs up next to Mr. Krabs.)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Get back here and kill each other!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You're my best friend ever.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You too, Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You know, these were white when I bought 'em.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob and Patrick exit the stadium as the crowd continues to boo)<br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_All_That_GlittersEpisode Transcript: All That Glitters2019-04-14T00:19:10Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Dialogue */</p>
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Episode Article: [[All that Glitters]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[Spat]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Replacement Doctor]]<br />
*Employee Person<br />
*Therapist<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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(at the Krusty Krab)<br />
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Customer: One Monster Krabby Patty, please.<br />
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[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.<br />
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[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: (gasps) Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!<br />
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Squidward: Uhh, one Monster Krabby Patty.<br />
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[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]: Monster Krabby Patty?<br />
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Customers: Monster Krabby Patty?<br />
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Customer: (in bathroom) Monster Krabby Patty?!<br />
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(Hans' hands puts lots of krabby patty meat on the grill)<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune.<br />
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Squidward: Oh, boy.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (puts his spatula under the meat) We can do this! At the count of three, we flip! Ready? One, two, three! ([[Spat]] breaks in half) Spat? (SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. First in Mr. Krabs, then Squidward, then customer, police, mother with baby, and himself. Scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist)<br />
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Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. (SpongeBob cries more. Patrick joins up and cries, Scene cuts to an ambulance taking the spatula away)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, we better get back to work.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Work? How can I go back to work without...without Spat?!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Use another spatula.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (close-up of his face, his eyes were hypnotized) What? There is only I spatula for me and this is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs off to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: made spat's head as friend sign, flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with gnspatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and defeat pirates with spatula)<br />
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[[Replacement Doctor]]: There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around) Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, doctor.<br />
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Replacement Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Whoo-hoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (gives a sigh of relief)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Muach... (gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...hey! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)<br />
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Replacement Doctor: (in SpongeBob’s thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees)<br />
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[[Fred|Employee]]: Uh-uh. No touchy touchy the le spatula. It's very very expensive.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry.<br />
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Employee: Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may hold it.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)<br />
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Employee: Umm... (looks at his clothes) Nice outfit. (scene cuts to SpongeBob/Wubbzy walking down the street where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.<br />
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Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob (Wubbzy)! (laughs)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: What's all the lollygagging about?<br />
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Squidward: (still laughing) Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: This better be good. (walks into the kitchen)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': soon everyone will know of your beauty.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Alright, what's going on in...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. Le Spatula! (shows Le Spatula)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Le Spatula. What in blazes is that?<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. (Le Spatula glows)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, what can it do?<br />
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Squidward: Can it make me famous?<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Anything you want and more. (pushes a button and the spatula spins)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make Krabby Patties twice as fast.<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)<br />
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Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away with Squidward)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all the spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)<br />
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Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?<br />
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Squidward: SpongeBob (Wubbzy), I need one Krabby Patty.<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something wrong, pal?<br />
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[[Le Spatula]]: I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': But, but, I thought we were friends.<br />
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Le Spatula: Friends with you? Ha! We are not even in the same social class. (jumps out of SpongeBob’s/Wubbzy's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. (runs into the fist of Le Spatula)<br />
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Le Spatula: How's that for something? Au revoir, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|peasants]]! Have fun laboring in your [[Spat|greasy spoon]]! Bweee! (gives raspberry and runs out)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: What happened?!<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': My spatula'a gone, Mr. Krabs!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: But, how are you gonna flip Krabby Patties '''''WITHOUT A SPATUL-ER?!'''''<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': You're right, Mr. Krabs...! The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Go to him. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts to whine. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! (cries)<br />
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Replacement Doctor: SpongeBob (Wubbzy), I-I hate to tell you this.<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky...He's gone.<br />
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Replacement Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Oh, I'm so sorry. (whines more)<br />
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Replacement Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (SpongeBob /Wubbzy jumps for spatula in slow motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.<br />
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Squidward: One Monster Krabby Patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of meat on the grill)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (Wubbzy)''': Ok, buddy, we can do this! Ready? One, two, three! (SpongeBob's/Wubzy's arms come off) Doh! (laughs)<br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Shell_ShockedEpisode Transcript: Shell Shocked2019-03-29T20:26:47Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>(SpongeBob is having a nightmare. He wakes up)<br />
SpongeBob: (Starts panting loudly) Phew! (Wipes forhead) (banging and sqeeking noises start from downstairs)<br />
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SpongeBob: (Dials the phone) Hello, HELLO! (Realizes phone line is cut) Huh? The lines been cut. (Slams the phone down)<br />
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SpongeBob: (Puts on army helmet and gets out tennis racket) I guess I go better take a look. (Gets up and legs start shaking)<br />
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SpongeBob: (Shakes around tennis racket) Who's there? Stay back, I'm armed. (Slips on toy fire truck) Woah! WOAH! (Falls down stairs)<br />
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SpongeBob: HA, HEY! (Flicks on light switch) (Novelty teeth chattering) Ha Ha, Wind-Up novelty teeth. How did you wind up down here (laughs). (Fancy boot runs in circles)<br />
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SpongeBob: What the heck is going on with my fancy boot? (Goes over to fancy boot) HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! (Boot goes in circles faster)<br />
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SpongeBob: Alright, I warned you! (Whacks boot) (Racket comes back round and hits SpongeBob in the face) You're a dirty fighter! Hmn, I gotcha now! Hi YA! (Karate chops boot) (Gary bounces out)<br />
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Gary: Mmmeeooowwww!<br />
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SpongeBob: Gary? (Heads towards a sandcastle near the wall) Noooooooooo! (Crashes underneath bucket with soap in it)<br />
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SpongeBob: GARY! (Lifts off bucket) Hooa!<br />
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Gary: Meewwwaaaawwwwoowwww! (With soap in mouth) (SpongeBob removes soap from mouth) CWA! HE-HE! (Coughing tone)<br />
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SpongeBob: Phew, thank goodness. For a moment there I thought you were hurt. (Shell starts to crack)<br />
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Gary: MEEOW! (Quick and sharp tone of voice) (Shell cracks fully off)<br />
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SpongeBob: Gary, I broke your shell.<br />
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Gary: Meeeeooooowwwww! (Skin on back starts to go puffy) Mwaawaaaawwaaaaa! (starts crying)<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh no, you're in pain. Don't worry, I'll make it better. (Gives Gary a tight hug)<br />
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Gary: MEOW! (Slips out of SpongeBob's hands) (SpongeBob grabs him again)<br />
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SpongeBob: Sorry, not better. Oh, I know. (Picks up the cracks from Gary's shell) Here, just use a little tape and there ya go, good as new. (Shell brakes off) Oh. Well, that's alright because we'll find a new shell for ya.<br />
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SpongeBob: How about this (holds up a green t-shirt with pink flowers on it)<br />
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Gary: Meow.<br />
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SpongeBob: Yeah, your right, too floppy. (Pull out Santa hat) No, too last season. (Pulls out gorilla mask) Well, I need that. A-haha, look Gary. (Pulls out pair of square pants) Here, try this on for size.<br />
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Gary: Moooooooowww.<br />
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SpongeBob: Of course it's a shell! (Gary looks at SpongeBob sternly) Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that. (Snail slime covers the pants and pants go soggy).<br />
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Gary: Moooowww.<br />
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SpongeBob: OK, you're right, it's not a shell. (Starts thinking) OH! (Comes back with space helmet over head) Greetings, earthlings. I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. DA-HA-HA-DA-HA-HA (takes off helmet) I bet this'll look great. (Puffy skin swirls up inside helmet). Eeewww. I can see why snail shells aren't clear. (Takes helmet from Gary) Hmmmm.<br />
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Gary: Mooowww.<br />
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SpongeBob: Here it is, Gary. Your neeew shell (puts on race driver helmet). You look ready to ride. (Gary throws magazine at SpongeBob) Shell Spiffy. Great idea, Gair, I'll order you a new shell. Are there any you have your mind on, ol' buddy? (Shows Gary magazine)<br />
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Gary: Moooowww.<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, page 72. Oh, here it is. WOOOOW! (Looks the same as Gary's old shell). This stylish, fully insulated, dual coat ceramic shell comes with automatic restroom facilities standard, for the affordable price of $9,595.95! Isn't there a place I can get a quality shell without spending a fortune!?<br />
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Gary: Mooowww.<br />
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SpongeBob: Commercial? What commercial? (TV is on)<br />
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Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. (Man sweeping up snail shell peices)<br />
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Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?<br />
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Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!<br />
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Commercial Voice: (Drop scene with shop name on it) Angry Jack's!<br />
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Angry Jack: I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!<br />
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Commercial Voice: Jack's Angry!<br />
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Angry Jack: $99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! HEY, GET THOSE NUMBERS OUT OF MY FACE! (Price disappears)<br />
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Angry Jack: Did I mention I'm angry!?<br />
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Commercial Voice: He's Seething with Rage!<br />
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Angry Jack: The wife's gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!<br />
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Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!<br />
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Angry Jack: And remember, we'll match, or beat, anyone advertised rage or is absolutely...hey. (Sees SpongeBob) What are you doing in my commercial?<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Angry Jack, eh Gary here needs a new shell, and we knew you would help us find one. Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?<br />
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Angry Jack: Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder, is the same as BETTER! Now let's see if I can get you into a new shell. Hmmm (starts scanning shelves) There she is. (Takes the same shell as Gary's old one). There ya go, little guy.<br />
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Gary: Meow.<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, it's perfect! Just like the old one, hey, buddy? (Shell falls off and breaks)<br />
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SpongeBob: Now it...really looks like the old one, hey, buddy?<br />
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Gary: Meowwweeooowww! (Angry tone of voice)<br />
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Angry Jack: Hey, accidents'll happen. Why don't we try this one? (Picks up yellow shell with orange patches)<br />
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SpongeBob: Oooohh, that's niice, love the pattern. We'll take it, but first I gotta make sure it's pattened down. We don't want this one slippin' off hey, buddy? (SpongeBob pushes down shell so hard it cracks and breaks)(Angry Jack looks at SpongeBob angrily)<br />
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SpongeBob: Oops. Hey, what about that one? (Walks to a shell with blue and orange stripes on it)(Turns around to take to Gary but whacks it on Angry Jack)<br />
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SpongeBob: Uh, sorry Jack. HEY, how much is that one? (Picks up shades of pink stripes)(Trips over lace and drops shell)<br />
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Angry Jack: Why don't you just hold your snail? I'll take care of the shells.<br />
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SpongeBob: Good idea, angry.<br />
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Angry Jack: So, how do ya like this one? (Puts on very bright-lighted shell)<br />
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SpongeBob: Well it...certainly is shiny.<br />
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Angry Jack: It's our most reflective model.<br />
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SpongeBob: Ah that is bright. Can't...see! OW, what was that!? (Bashes into shell shelves and knocks them over one by one)(Shelves knock each other over like dominoes)(Some shell shelves spell 'oops')<br />
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SpongeBob: Why...can't...I...stop...break-ing...SHELLS!? AHHHH! (Falls off shelf he was running along)(View from outside Angry Jack's store)<br />
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SpongeBob: Whoops. Hey Jack I don't suppose you have any more to show me?<br />
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Angry Jack: I do have one more available. It's the only certified indestructable shell I've ever seen, but I'm sure you'll find a way.<br />
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SpongeBob: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Before we do the hand-off, let me make some precautionary measures. OK, first, (shoes pop from under shell bits) shoes are tied, hands are de-ry (pronounced dry) and now a thick layer of bubble wrap (starts wrapping shell in bubble wrap)(Picks up shell but the actual shell falls out of the bubble wrap layer and breaks)<br />
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SpongeBob: You, er...sure you don't have any more in the back?<br />
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Angry Jack: The back? There is no back anymore.<br />
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SpongeBob: Well, look on the bright side, I reduced your inventory for ya.<br />
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Angry Jack: REDUCED? YOU DESTOYED EVERYTHING! AND NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY!<br />
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SpongeBob: Are you really angry or ya just trying to sound louder?<br />
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Angry Jack: I'M REALLY ANGRY!!!<br />
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Commercial Voice: Blistering Fury!<br />
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Angry Jack: AND I DEMAND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT!<br />
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SpongeBob: (Takes about 40 cents out his pocket) Take it, it's all my savings.<br />
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Angry Jack: This? This isn't enough to repay my fortune! I'm gonna need more!<br />
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SpongeBob: Sorry, that's all I got, honest.<br />
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Angry Jack: No, it's not. You've got two arms and two legs, dontcha?<br />
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SpongeBob: Yeah.<br />
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Angry Jack: Give me one of each!<br />
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SpongeBob: OK. (Takes off one arm and one leg and gives them to Angry Jack)<br />
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Angry Jack: I'll also need some internal organs. (SpongeBob takes out his heart and gives it to Angry Jack) And an eyeball! (SpongeBob hands over an eyeball) And your clothes. (SpongeBob refuses and walks away fully formed again)<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, Gary. How I wish your shell could grow back like my appendages. (sees box) Hey, I've got an idea!<br />
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Gary: Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (draws shell pattern)<br />
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Gary: Meow. (angry tone)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Gary it's not that bad. Square looks good on anybody.<br />
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'''Gary''': Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawawawawawa!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, who am I kidding!? It looks terrible on you!<br />
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'''Gary''': Mwaaaaaaawawawaaaaaaaaawawawawa!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I know Gary, I ruined your life. '''DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!'''<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Hey boy, what's with all that sniveling?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, what are you doing here?<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, uh, never mind that, boy. What's your problem?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I destroyed Gary's shell, and now I can't find a replacement. So I guess he'll just live the rest of his days as a lowly slug! (cries)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: There, there, boy-o. It's not that bad. I'm sure you'll think of something.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (looks at Mr. Krabs' shiny shell and has an idea) Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can help me find a replacement shell for Gary.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, I'd be honored to aid in our search for a shell during such desperate time, I love that kinda things. Now, how much ya got?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': No Mr. Krabs, I'm broke.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Oh. (walks away disappointed)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Wait, Mr. Krabs! If you get Gary a shell, I'll, work free for the rest of the year.<br />
Mr. Krabs: Only if I get to cut your health benefits for ya.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': It's a deal!<br />
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(Same nightmare scene from the beginning.)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, another bad dream. (scream) Oh, sorry Gary, not used to your new shell.<br />
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(Mr. Krabs comes in.)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, can I borrow a blanket.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': There ya go, Mr. Krabs.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Thanks, boy-o.<br />
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Sponebob: Well I guess all's shell, that ends shell. (laughs) Huh Gary? Gary, ya locked me out! Gary!!!!!!!!</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_SplinterEpisode Transcript: The Splinter2019-01-28T02:26:28Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Outside the Krusty Krab */</p>
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
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===Island Down Bubble At the Krusty Krab===<br />
SpongeBob: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OPEN FOR PATTY SIDE BUTT!<br />
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Squidward: Not No Me<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, can I do it today? Can I? BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br />
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Mr. Krabs: (scream mr krab slap SpongeBob turns the closed sign to open then scream)<br />
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Squidward: (counting coin) 37... 38...39....40.... well done (SpongeBob steps on Squidward's face and gets into the register)<br />
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SpongeBob: Freshness, check. Buns, check. Fresh patties! (throws Spat like a boomerang to get the patties) Check. Whoops, I'm forgetting one minor detail. (squeezes hat out of his head) Oh, yeah. Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you? (eyelashes burn off)<br />
<br />
Note (from Squidward): 2 Krabby Patties. P.S. SpongeBob, you're an idiot. <3, Squidward. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Two Krabby patties. P.S., SpongeBob, you're an idiot. Looove, Squidward! Aww, love you, too, Squiddy. Two Krabby Patties, coming right up! (twirls Spat, but it gets stuck on the roof. tries jumping for it. he thinks. cut to a scene where a pile of stuff is stacked up to the ceiling. He tries to reach it, but it is unsuccessful. suddenly, some jars of tartar sauce from the pile break. meanwhile, SpongeBob goes up to the ceiling and reaches for Spat. he takes it off.) Wow, this thing was really stuck good. (puts it back on) Gotcha! (he falls, and is about to land on fallen swords) Well, I guess this is it. (he is saved by Spat, who gets stuck on a single sword) Oh, you really saved me! (he slips on some tartar sauce, and his finger gets run down on a splinter) Hey, a splinter! Okay, well it's been nice knowing you but you've got to go. Now. OK, out we go 3 2 1 GO. (he cannot take it off) Ow. Oh, that kinda hurts come in. Ow, that ''really'' hurts. Ow Me Angry Hurt Lake Spary Butt Wing. Oh, barnacles, this hurts! Conch shell manatees, this is painful! (tries to use Spat to take it off) Okay, you're tough, you're smart, and you are charming, but you're still no match for me! Look! A bald eagle with a mustache! (tries to bite it off, but reveals his skeleton.) Okay, fine, stay. But I hope you like making Krabby Patties.<br />
<br />
===At the Krusty Krab Register===<br />
[[Nat Peterson|Nat]]: (talking to Squidward) Excuse me, sir, but I ordered a couple of Krabby Patties a while ago, and I'm wondering when they'll be out.<br />
<br />
Squidward: (laughs) (plays with his tentacles) It looks like I'm crushing your face. (laughs again)<br />
<br />
[[Nat Peterson|Nat]]: So, will they be ready soon?<br />
<br />
Squidward: Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't move too much, it ruins it.<br />
<br />
===At the Patty Station===<br />
SpongeBob: (receives a crumpled note. tries to reach for Spat, but the splinter prevents him) Ow. Ow. Ow. You're making this a little bit difficult. Luckily, I am ambidextrous! (presses <br />
button on Spat, string comes out, and he ties the spatula to his nose. so he makes them.)<br />
Perfection!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (dinging the serving bell) Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. <br />
<br />
Squidward: I hear you! I hear you!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: OK, good, because these 2 Krabby Patties are ready!<br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes?<br />
<br />
Squidward: Can I ask you something?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes.<br />
<br />
Squidward: (smiling with a calm, relaxed voice) What's that? [referring to the spatula tied onto SpongeBob's nose] <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What's what?<br />
<br />
Squidward: You know. (flicks spatula tied to SpongeBob's nose)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Know what?<br />
<br />
Squidward: (in the same tone as before) This.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What?<br />
<br />
Squidward: (same tone) This thing, here.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What thing where?<br />
<br />
Squidward: (same tone) The spatula...'''''TIED TO YOUR NOSE!!'''''<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ohhh, this! (explains quickly)Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached it and grabbed it. I got it but then I fell and I<br />
screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter and Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see?<br />
And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh?<br />
<br />
Squidward: (sarcastic) Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. You're a half-wit who injured himself at work being a nitwit.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Squiddy.<br />
<br />
Squidward: (grumbles) Injury. Your brain is injured! (gets an idea) Wait a minute. Did you say<br />
that you got that splinter injury at work? <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, no, no, no, no. That's nooooot good.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know, it hurts so bad.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Yeah, when Mr. Krabs finds out, oh maaan.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Finds out what?<br />
<br />
Squidward: Finds out about this injury.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean my splinter?<br />
<br />
Squidward: He'll be forced to send you home.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: H-H-H-H-Home? But I'm fine!<br />
<br />
Squidward: Here, let me take this for you. (takes SpongeBob's hat and spatula)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why? Hey, wait, I'm fine!<br />
<br />
Squidward: It was a good shift while it lasted. (walks into the bathroom. SpongeBob follows)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: While it lasted? What are you doing?<br />
<br />
(both walk into a stall. Squidward flushes SpongeBob's hat, spatula, and all job goods down the toilet)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: W-W-W-W-W-W-W What are you...? <br />
<br />
Squidward: I know it's hard to say good-bye.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But, but, but Squidward, I'm fine! (starts tap dancing) Look at me! I'm fine! I'm OK! Look at me, nothing's wrong! (takes some toilet paper and wraps up his splinter) See? See?<br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, I believe you SpongeBob, but unfortunately the rules clearly state that you must<br />
be sent home forever.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, anything but that. Please Squidward, you can't let this happen! (cries) You can't let him force me away! <br />
<br />
Squidward: Sorry, "The rules are the rules".<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob starts crying)<br />
<br />
Squidward: Yeah, it'll be pretty quiet around here with Mr. Krabs sending you home early and all. I just hope we'll make it through the whole rest of the day without you here. (smiles)<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob breathes deeply)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Please, Squidward! Don't tell Mr. Kra-a-a-abs!<br />
<br />
Squidward: What? Me? Tell Mr. Krabs? Oh ,noooo. No, no, no no no no no. No.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Phew.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, maybe. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: GAAAAAH! (holds heart emitting from his chest)<br />
<br />
Squidward: I don't have to tell Mr. Krabs...<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob is relieved)<br />
<br />
Squidward: (leans close to SpongeBob's ear) ...because he already knows.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob's eyes open EyeBell wide and his nose droops Mouth Drop Transformation Butterfly) (Squidward grabs Heahphone and places them over his ears while BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Where Here My. He does?<br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, yeah. Mr. Krabs has preturnatural instincts when it comes to situations like this. It's almost as if when something's amiss in his restaurant (leans close to SpongeBob)<br />
he can smell it. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob and Squidward look out the kitchen window at Mr. Krabs, who is sniffing around. Mr. Krabs smells Billy's wallet, and 2 quarters get stuck in his nostrils)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: These quarters smell sad. You're not planning to get a refill with them, are ya?!<br />
<br />
Billy: No, I wasn't. (throws soda on the ground and walks out)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (gasps) You're right, Squidward! I need help!<br />
<br />
(shows SpongeBob dialing a phone)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up. (Patrick answers but doesn't say<br />
anything.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (taps his foot while waiting) Patrick?<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, thank goodness you're there. I got a splinter on my thumb and...<br />
<br />
Patrick: Mm-hm, mm-hm. I see. Well, I'm pretty booked today, but I think I can fit you in.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (opens back door with Patrick sitting in the dumpster with his phone.) Thanks, Patrick.<br />
<br />
Patrick: No problem. (hangs up)<br />
<br />
===Outside the Krusty Krab===<br />
(Patrick dives into the dumpster and comes back up wearing a doctor outfit)<br />
<br />
Patrick: (putting on gloves) You called the right person, Mr. SpongeBob. Now, let's see where<br />
the problem's at. (grabs SpongeBob's leg and inspects it) Hmmm...interesting. (sniffs his leg)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick...<br />
<br />
Patrick: (puts SpongeBob's leg in his mouth) Hmmm...interesting.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick?<br />
<br />
(Patrick plays with SpongeBob's foot)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, this isn't helping!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, I'm sorry. (pulls SpongeBob's foot out of his mouth) I didn't realize you were a <br />
doctor. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm not!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, but I'm sure you can figure it out with your 12 years of med school.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, you didn't go to med school.<br />
<br />
Patrick: So?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry, I really need your help!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, no no, it looks like you have things under control.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Please, Patrick, I don't want to go home early! (cries)<br />
<br />
Patrick: OK. But we play by my rules, SquareBob.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob smiles and nods)<br />
<br />
Patrick: (as a doctor, inspecting SpongeBob's thumb which has a splinter in it) Well, here's your problem! Don't you worry, buddy. We'll make it go away.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Phew, thanks Patrick, you're a lifesaver. <br />
<br />
Patrick: (takes out a huge wooden spike and a hammer, placing the spike on top of the splinter and lines up the hammer, then Patrick slams the splinter further into SpongeBob's thumb)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ow! (SpongeBob's thumb swells up horrifically and grows ten times in size)<br />
<br />
Patrick: There appears to be a little bit of swelling. (Patrick picks up a lump of trash) This garbage compress should help that go down. (Patrick smothers the swollen thumb with the garbage. The garbage slides off of it and the area where the splinter is inserted fizzes a sickly green ooze and turns SpongeBob's thumb a dark purple) That doesn't look good. (Patrick's pager beeps) But my shift's over. Call me in the morning...if you can still dial the phone. (Puts hat on and walks away) <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob walks back inside, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward are there)<br />
<br />
===Back inside the Krusty Krab===<br />
Mr. Krabs: What's that?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What's what?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Behind your back?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean this? (pulls his splinter out from behind his back, but the splinter is covered by his hat)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Put your hat on, boy! Show some company pride!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (puts hat on) Haha, company pride, of course.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uhh.. SpongeBob? <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Have you always had 3 legs?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (SpongeBob has a sock and shoe over his splintered thumb to hide it) Yes...<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (believing tone) Interesting... well what's this about a splinter that Squidward's <br />
been telling me all about?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob panics)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All right, boy, let's see it.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob gets scared)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Come on, SpongeBob, it's just a little splinter. I mean how bad can it... (SpongeBob reveals his massive, swollen thumb which has a slight area of pale green fizz around the impaled center.) gah-gah, ai-ai, rah-AAHH! Oh, merciful Neptune!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (moans and faints)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: OK, no problem. No problem. (easily picks out the splinter. there is a brief pause and the tip of SpongeBob's thumb blood BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Krab Scream out confetti)<br />
<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: My look lost.<br />
<br />
Wormy: (butterfly close-up) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Ah Barnacles, I pulled the splinter.<br />
<br />
Wormy: '''BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'''<br />
<br />
Squidward: Holy shrimp!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Lets get out of here before Wormy eats us for the Splinter!<br />
<br />
Wormy (real butterfly close-up) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZ YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZ<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob Squidward and Mr. Krabs scream)<br />
<br />
<br />
(In the ending SpongeBob Squidward and Mr. Krabs get swallowed whole by Wormy.)<br />
<br />
<br />
===Ending===<br />
<br />
(We see Wormy with a huge belly.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs what do we do now?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I don't know me boy but it's cramped in here!<br />
<br />
Squidward: Get us out of here!<br />
<br />
(Wormy is rubbing his belly)<br />
<br />
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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 6]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Transcript:_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie/Part_2Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 22018-12-17T01:26:37Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */</p>
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<div>'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===<br />
<br />
(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune.<br />
<br />
(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)<br />
<br />
'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown!<br />
<br />
'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' But what?!<br />
<br />
'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you... Twenty years in the dungeon it is!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.<br />
<br />
'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, princess Mindy. (Walks away)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me! <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.<br />
<br />
'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Squire! clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Your crown?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.<br />
One day, you will wear this crown.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule<br />
with an iron fist! Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.) <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen<br />
the royal crown! <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===<br />
<br />
'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.<br />
<br />
'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!<br />
<br />
'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.<br />
<br />
'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br />
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!<br />
<br />
(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.<br />
<br />
(Patrick walks up to him) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (bawling) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What? Why?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What, that's insane!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I know.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)<br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going to head home, Pat. The celebration's off. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Okay, see ya.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush=== <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yum! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter) <br />
<br />
'''Both:''' Buuurrrp! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yeah. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more) <br />
<br />
'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter! <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called... <br />
<br />
'''Both:''' "Waiter!"<br />
<br />
<br />
(All three faint.)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast=== <br />
<br />
(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)<br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk) <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8:00 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===<br />
<br />
(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Yawn.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.<br />
<br />
(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' SILENCE, MINDY! I know what I'm doing. Oh! Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)<br />
<br />
'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 14:Accused===<br />
<br />
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.<br />
<br />
(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May <br />
he present himself to me at once.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it. <br />
<br />
'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''<br />
<br />
'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers? <br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Ahhhhhh!<br />
<br />
(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z. <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Whaaaaaaa! Prepare to burn, Krabs! <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone! They'll vouch for me! <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100-percent man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!!! Oh, yeah.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown and now it's in Shell City, that's why he must die!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority! And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...<br />
<br />
(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)<br />
<br />
('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)<br />
<br />
'''Fred:''' My eyes!<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh... king Neptune, sir? would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City?! (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid, I can do it.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well then... I'll have to fry you both.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy stop it. Can't you get through ten days without executing someone? <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Nay!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion!?<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' ...in the carriage. <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' But daughter... I'll have to fry you both!<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' (addressing Spongebob) And as for you! Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Eight!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Seven!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Six! Six it is, then.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve?!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush! <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands. (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging ya! (King Neptune freezes him)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (GASP!!) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Come along Mindy.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 16: Briefing===<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Listen you guys, the road to Shell City is ''really'' dangerous. <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops... Fee fi fo fum... I smell like a sponge with cheese and a starfish with an ice cream.<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' AH, BARNACLES! IT'S A GIANT! (he runs away)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Help! I don't want that giant to eat that ice cream! I was suppose to hang out with these guys. (he runs away)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry Mister Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind) Er, uh, Patrick and I...<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hi.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===<br />
<br />
(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What is it?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Wow!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!<br />
<br />
(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)<br />
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<div>==Dialogue==<br />
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===Chapter 33:Alive===<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What's happening?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr. Puff, The Spanish band, the seahorses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag. <br />
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 35:The S.S David===<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)<br />
<br />
(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===<br />
<br />
(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)<br />
<br />
'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.<br />
<br />
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in) <br />
<br />
'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===<br />
<br />
(Above the ocean)<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)<br />
<br />
(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)<br />
<br />
'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)<br />
<br />
(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. It lifts back to reveal a smudged, green blob, very similar to Plankton earlier when he got stepped on by SpongeBob. From it, Dennis reforms, his sunglasses smashed through, his teeth sharp and his clothes ripped. Then, he peels himself off and lands on Hasselhoff's foot.) Ah! Dennis! <br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' (smiles in an evil manner) Did you miss me?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 38:Stalling===<br />
<br />
(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won't have you stalling this execution.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Yes.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Stalling?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Stalling!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Stalling.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Stalling!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===<br />
<br />
(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared. He takes off his smashed through shades and throws them in the sea.)<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run! <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob tries run from Dennis, but he's coming closer and closer.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (throws the dollars away and grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes which causes them to swell up and go red.)<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot. <br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===<br />
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? I have had enough of this nonsense!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' But Daddy...<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Now!!! (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===<br />
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' The control.<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''<br />
<br />
(The Sea starts to shake)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 42:Help!===<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Yes.<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''...7, 6, 5...''<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' ....for you....<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''...4, 3, 2...''<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) Noooo!!!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!!!<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 44:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' We made it!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ha! Ha! Oh, I he ya! Yippee! Ho! Ho! We made it!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.<br />
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...<br />
(Turns to the light blue Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,<br />
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy. Oh No?!?!?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...IM!...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!?????!!?????!!!!!!!!??????!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (song a blast) Maybe I'm just a kid<br />
Maybe I just don't fit in<br />
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to go now<br />
I don't wanna go to school<br />
But I don't get to make the rules<br />
Too early, too early, too early, too early in the morning<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Has to do something they don't want to do<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Has to be something, oh, why is that true?<br />
Maybe I'm not so big<br />
Maybe I just don't fit in<br />
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for more now<br />
And I don't wanna go to bed<br />
There's so much going on in my head<br />
Not tired, not tired, not tired, not tired right now<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Has to do something they don't want to do<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Has to be something, oh, why is that true?<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Has to be something, let's have some fun<br />
Na na na<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody<br />
Everybody, everyone, somebody, anyone<br />
Has to grow up, let's have some fun<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!<br />
<br />
'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (fight spongebob punch screams in agony knfie give bloods)<br />
'''Fish:''' Noooo! My name's... not...FISH! (Fade out black)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns <br />
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy) <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is pink instead of red)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs (pink):''' What the...?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) Mr. Krabs turns red) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''<br />
<br />
===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.<br />
<br />
'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!<br />
<br />
(Cheering)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===<br />
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.<br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.<br />
<br />
'''Pirates:''' (groans)<br />
<br />
'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)<br />
<br />
'''Parrot:''' Squawk. <br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.<br />
<br />
'''Captain:''' Okay.<br />
<br />
(Everyone leaves the theater)<br />
<br />
'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.<br />
<br />
(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Enchanted_Tiki_DreamsEpisode Transcript: Enchanted Tiki Dreams2018-10-31T00:39:44Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>(Scene: Squidward's house. Squidward, in his Krusty Krab uniform, is about to depart for work)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': OK, beloved sanctuary, I'll see you after work, and we'll have a nice relaxing evening, just you and me. (closes the door) That is, if I can survive another day with GratingBob ShrillPants. <br />
<br />
(Suddenly, he sees SpongeBob throwing a rock on Patrick)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Owww!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (laughing) Baa,aaa,aaa!<br />
<br />
(Patrick throws a rock on SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': (laughing) Ha, ha, ha...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Huh. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.(Patrick gets thrown and breaks Squidward's neck. Then SpongeBob steps on Squidward's broken neck. Squidward gets up.) Grrrrrrrrrr.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (laughing) Hee, hee, hee.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''':(Gets up and rolls backwards and he picks up SpongeBob and throws him.) Heeyah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ahhhhhhh! (Lands) OOF! (laughing) Baa,aaa,aaa,aaa. (Does the same thing with Patrick)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (laughing) Ha, ha, ha. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Lands) OOF! (Both Laugh)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ahh. Isn't this fun?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah. I love playing Buddy Toss. (Squidward walks past them)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Good morning, Squidward. See you at work. (Squidward groans)<br />
<br />
(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab.)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ahhhhhhhhhhh!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': (laughing) Baa,aaa,aaa.(SpongeBob squirts mustard in Patrick's eyes.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Both laugh)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (Shakes his head) Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my... (SpongeBob screams. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.)<br />
<br />
'''Narrator''': One extremely annoying shift later...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Ahhh! (Does a few locks) Come on. A nine letter word for annoying. SpongeBob. (Wipes sweat from his face.) Hewww. Finally some peace and quiet. (Hangs up his hat and steps into his slippers.) No more SpongeBob. Just me and a home sweet home. Ahhh. Nothing like a Squid's wicker chair to sooth the pains of a rough day. Just relax and consinplate some me time. Perhaps I could dance to some smooth jazz records. (Music starts. Squidward snaps his fingers two times and dances.) Maybe I could dazzle to a little painting. Ahh. I am sure looking forward to it.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ahh!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Baa,aaa,aaa,aaa,aaa! (This goes on two more times.)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': No, No, NO!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''':(gets stung by an electrical eel.) Ahhhhhhhh!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Baa,aaa,aaa,aaa,aaa<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (Slams open the door)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Something Squidward this way comes.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Alright you two, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Trying to have a relaxing evening.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': We're playing Flashlight Tag.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': You're playing Flashlight Tag with an electric eel?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': We're using the advanced rules.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Advanced rules!? That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. (Patrick stings him.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You're it. (Spot swell on Squidward arm.)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well playing Patrick!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (Runs to the door anad cries, but bumps into the side of the house, two windows and then the nose falls on him. Squidward digs a tunnel into his house.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Shocking!<br />
<br />
'''Eel''': How original!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''':*sniff* All I want is to live in a world where I can relax in peace and quiet. Is that two much to ask? (Gets tapped on the head twice.)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, we're playing tag, not hide and seek you silly.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': But we like hide and seek too. We can play that.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': All I want is to live in a world where I can relax in peace<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''' crying: And quiet.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Squidward is very, very sad.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah. Let's go poke someone else.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''':How about we do something extra special for him. Then he won't be sad anymore.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ohh, I get it. Remember when I was feeling all impressed so you let me eat all of Gary's, I mean like feed Gary for a week.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No Patrick. This has to be extra special. We should probably vow to do it.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Vow?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah. Vow.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': How about instead of vowing. We just do it.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I like it!<br />
<br />
(Scene cuts to Squidward flossing his teeth.)<br />
<br />
Squidward: Ahhhh. Good Night, Lamp. (Hears loud noises.) I guess having a relaxing evening means staying up all night and playing with power tools. (Looks at his clock.) Huh. It's not late. Even morons have to sleep sometime. (Puts his clock back on the table. It spins and spins and spins. Squidward wakes up with a wrinkled face.)I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leaps out of bed)When I get thost two I am going to... All right you two... (Looks at Enchanted Tiki Island) It... It... It's beautiful. It's too good to be true. It's a mirage. (Gary gives him a coconut drink. SpongeBob uses a boomerang to fling a shirt with flowers onto Squidward. Patrick uses a fishing pole to put the rest on.) The next stop the padded room in the cepalopod home. Just go with it Squidy. (He goes through a waterfall and finds some soap so he starts washing his body. A boat comes to him. He gets in and drinks a drink from a coconut.) Empty? A refill my good man. What the? Patrick? What are you doing here?<br />
(Patrick fills it)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': It's delicious. What is it?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': A smoothie.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Remember Squidy. Just go with it.<br />
<br />
'''Tikis''': Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki, Boomba, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Boomba, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Squidward's Tiki Land. Hey fellow's look. It's Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (Drinks)<br />
<br />
'''Another Tiki''': Hey buddy were've you been?<br />
<br />
'''Tikis''': Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Hit it, boys.<br />
<br />
'''Tikis''': Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki.<br />
Squidward's tiki land.<br />
Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki.<br />
Squidward's tiki land.<br />
Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki.<br />
Squidward's tiki land.<br />
You can relax all day like a tiki can.<br />
Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki.<br />
And lay out in the sun<br />
Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki. <br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': A dream from a coconut that full of flem.<br />
<br />
'''Tikis''': Here in, Squidward's tiki land.<br />
(One tiki is playing the drums and two are play a guitar or a viollin)<br />
You can play it all day, for a tiki band. Boomba, tiki, tiki, tiki,<br />
and dance all night for a tiki strand.<br />
Boomba Tiki, tiki, tiki. <br />
'''Squidward''': Don't matter to me cause I'm a crazy man! (He comes out of a tiki house.)<br />
<br />
'''Tikis''': Here in, Squidward's tiki land<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Ahh. This is the life. (SpongeBob puts out an easel and he gives Squidward some paint. Squidward paints the tiki land.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': It's beautiful!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (Plays the clarinet and starts dancing with SpongeBob and Patrick.) I've never been this happy in my life. (All laugh until Patrick bumps into a tiki and burns down the whole island.)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': My world. (the Tiki prop ripped the paper and burned the paper. They breaked the pipes.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You were right SpongeBob. We should have used glue instead of earwax.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah. Considering neither of us us have ears.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': You... You destroyed my beautiful world.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': We're really sorry we couldn't make it last.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah. We really tried to make it last. <br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Yeah. Make it last. (The boat floats to them, while Squidward begins to cry) I know how to make it last!<br />
<br />
(Scene cuts to the boat as a swing and Squidward inside.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (Pushes and gets hit by the swing) Ahhhhh!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (Gets hit by the swing) Ahhhhh!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (Gets hit by the swing) Ahhhhh!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (Gets hit by the swing) Ahhhhh!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (Gets hit by the swing) A-ha!<br />
<br />
(Episode ends before SpongeBob gets hit with the swing)<br />
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Episode Article: [[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Fred]]<br />
*[[Quincy]]<br />
*[[Frank (cameo character)]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Quincy: Next! Oh, no...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Quincy! How's my favorite money-man?<br />
<br />
Quincy: SpongeBob... what can I do for you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards come out today! So I need to take out some mon-ey.<br />
<br />
Quincy: Ugh. Let me see your bank book.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sure thing, Quincy, sure thing. (takes out his bank book)<br />
<br />
Quincy: Nice... bunnies.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know, I know. It's so embarrassing. (Whispering) I wanted the one with the kittens on it.<br />
<br />
Quincy: Right. (pulls out SpongeBob's money) Here you are, sir.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Thank you. Hm... Um, Quincy, this one is wrinkled. I couldn't possibly give this to Mermaidman. It simply won't do.<br />
<br />
Quincy: I don't think they go directly to Mermaidman, SpongeBob. But, um. Here. Try this one. (hands SpongeBob a dollar.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (sniffs the dollar) This one... smells funny.<br />
<br />
Customer in line: Come on! Would ya hurry up?<br />
<br />
Customer with mask and money bag: Yeah, some of us have withdrawals to make, ya know?<br />
<br />
All customers: (complaining)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I'll have you know that this is for Mermaidman. And I'm not leaving until I <br />
have money that shows him the proper respect. (gets kicked out of bank) Whoa!<br />
<br />
All customers: (cheering)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.<br />
<br />
Patrick: One, two, three, four...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards?<br />
<br />
Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? Five? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please.<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right!<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.<br />
<br />
Patrick: 17...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: So... shiny... and smooth! (rubs it against his face and smells it) Ah... oh! Oh! (opens cards) Oooh! Mermaidman's bubble-powered wheelchair from season 12! And Barnacleboy's bunion! Holy scallops! It's the dentures that Mermaidman used to pop the Dirty Bubble in episode 402! Wow! These must be the most valuable cards in the world! I'll treasure them forever.<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out. This is the super-rare platinum hologram animated talking card: number 54.<br />
<br />
Voice: Mermaidman says: (fist swings by and hits Barnacleboy, while Mermaidman barely ducks out of the way)<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Buy more cards!<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: There are only five in existence.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How much is it? For this one?<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: This one's just a display. If you want a real one, you'll have to buy as <br />
many packs as you can and hope you get lucky.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (buys another pack) Oh, I have a good feeling about this one. Oh, come on. And <br />
it's... not there. (throws the cards and buys more) Mmmmmmm... no. (process continues until <br />
there is only one pack left) OHHHHH! I'll never find card 54!<br />
<br />
Patrick: 96, 97, 98, 99, 100! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy! Let's see which card I got! Is this a good card, SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, it's just a number...<br />
<br />
Voice: Mermaidman says:<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Buy more cards!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Number fifty-four! That's the best card there is!<br />
<br />
Patrick: It sure does, the job, all right. (flossing his teeth with number fifty-four)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aaahhhhh!! Patrick, you're picking your teeth with it!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I'm preventing gingivitis.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick! That's the ultra-rare number fifty-four talking card! It's really valuable <br />
and there's only five in existence. And bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! Bla bla bla bla bla <br />
bla bla bla bla bla bla blee bla bla! Blee blee bla1 Patrick! Bla bla blzzz! So now do you understand why you should take really could care of that card?<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yes, sir. (starts picking his teeth with the card)<br />
<br />
They run out of the store.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I can't let anything happen to that card. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy would never <br />
forgive me! Patrick, watch out! You almost tripped on that crack. (puts card in tiny seat belt on Patrick's hand)Phew! Now watch where you're going!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Okay. Thanks, buddy.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, look out! (jumps in front of Patrick to avoid mud from hitting the card) <br />
Ha, that was close.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ha, ha. SpongeBob fly.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, this is serious. You're carrying precious cargo now. You can't just wander <br />
aimlessly around like you've been...<br />
<br />
Patrick: What? (walks into Goo Lagoon)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The card! (stops the card from going underwater) Patrick, why'd you just walk into <br />
Goo Lagoon?<br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. <br />
Keep you on your toes. (falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: AAHHH! (jumps in a crane, saves Patrick and drags him back to his home) Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to the card.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Good job, SpongeBob. Now let me just get my keys. (pulls out ice cream cone) Nope. <br />
(Pulls out key) There you are. I knew you were in there somewhere.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The super-rare and priceless Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading card! Patrick! Where is it? Where is it? Dear Neptune! You didn't put it in your pocket, did you? It's getting all bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent, bent, bent, bent up!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Sheesh. Don't get your pants up in a square knot, SpongeBob. I don't even believe in <br />
pockets. I keep everything I need right here. In the folds of my back fat. (pulls card out of his back) You seem to be pretty fond of this little thing. Why don't you just keep it?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean... you'd give me your most valuable possession?<br />
<br />
Patrick: I'd give you my most valuable possession? (They hug.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're the best pal ever.<br />
<br />
Patrick: I'm the best pal ever. But can you do me one favor?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sure, pal. Anything for you.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Do you mind if I hold on to it? Just for today?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Um, sure Patrick.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, good. Cuz' my landlord changed the lock again.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, wait! Let me call the locksmith.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh! I don't need any old locksmith.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! Don't ya think maybe... that you shouldn't...<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ugh! Man, this card is fantastic! (Patrick's stomach growls) Breaking and entering sure makes a fella hungry. Hey, why don't we eat some dinner? And then I'll give you your card. (gets a barbecue grill) Ew! This barbecue's really filthy. Oh, but this'll take care of it.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, wait, Patrick! Allow me to clean it!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Now, now, SpongeBob I know you wanna help, but you're my guest. (scrapes grill with <br />
talking card) There! Nice and shiny! (lights card on fire and burns charcoal with it)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick! The card! It's on fire!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take care of it. (spits on card) There! Good as new!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ew.<br />
<br />
Patrick: (flips burgers with card) Dinner is served. (serves hamburgers on the card)<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: More car.. dddd....<br />
<br />
Patrick: Burp! Oh! That hit the spot! Pardon me! (wipes his face with the card) Hey! Look at that! Sundown already? Well, you can have your card now. I hope you get as much use out of it as I have.<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Zzzbbb... more cards... (card turns into a bird)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, it's ruined! (cries and runs away, his eyes blow water out, it harms Patrick)<br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's wrong?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Now I'll never have Mermaidman and Barnacleboy card number 54. The special talking one!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Aw... sure you will.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no! I spent all my money! And, and, and, and you bought the last pack! So <br />
there's no more left in all of Bikini Bottom.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, how about these? (pulls out four trading cards)<br />
<br />
Announcer: Mermaidman says... (fist punches Barnacleboy)<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Buy more cards!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (whispers) Number fifty-four! Patrick, where did you get these?<br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, that pack I bought was filled with 'em.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: May I have one?<br />
<br />
Patrick: They're all yours, buddy. See ya tomorrow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh! Hey, SpongeBob? Can I borrow one of those cards? I locked myself out of my house again.<br />
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Episode Article: [[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Fred]]<br />
*[[Quincy]]<br />
*[[Frank (cameo character)]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Quincy: Next! Oh, no...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Quincy! How's my favorite money-man?<br />
<br />
Quincy: SpongeBob... what can I do for you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards come out today! So I need to take out some mon-ey.<br />
<br />
Quincy: Ugh. Let me see your bank book.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sure thing, Quincy, sure thing. (takes out his bank book)<br />
<br />
Quincy: Nice... bunnies.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know, I know. It's so embarrassing. (Whispering) I wanted the one with the kittens on it.<br />
<br />
Quincy: Right. (pulls out SpongeBob's money) Here you are, sir.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Thank you. Hm... Um, Quincy, this one is wrinkled. I couldn't possibly give this to Mermaidman. It simply won't do.<br />
<br />
Quincy: I don't think they go directly to Mermaidman, SpongeBob. But, um. Here. Try this one. (hands SpongeBob a dollar.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (sniffs the dollar) This one... smells funny.<br />
<br />
Customer in line: Come on! Would ya hurry up?<br />
<br />
Customer with mask and money bag: Yeah, some of us have withdrawals to make, ya know?<br />
<br />
All customers: (complaining)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I'll have you know that this is for Mermaidman. And I'm not leaving until I <br />
have money that shows him the proper respect. (gets kicked out of bank) Whoa!<br />
<br />
All customers: (cheering)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.<br />
<br />
Patrick: One, two, three, four...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards?<br />
<br />
Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please.<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right!<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Seventeen...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: So... shiny... and smooth! (rubs it against his face and smells it) Ah... oh! Oh! (opens cards) Oooh! Mermaidman's bubble-powered wheelchair from season twelve! And Barnacleboy's bunion! Holy scallops! It's the dentures that Mermaidman used to pop the Dirty Bubble in episode four-hundred two! Wow! These must be the most valuable cards in the world! I'll treasure them forever.<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out. This is the super-rare platinum hologram animated talking card: number fifty-four.<br />
<br />
Voice: Mermaidman says: (fist swings by and hits Barnacleboy, while Mermaidman barely ducks out of the way)<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Buy more cards!<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: There are only five in existence.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How much is it? For this one?<br />
<br />
Comic book dealer: This one's just a display. If you want a real one, you'll have to buy as <br />
many packs as you can and hope you get lucky.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (buys another pack) Oh, I have a good feeling about this one. Oh, come on. And <br />
it's... not there. (throws the cards and buys more) Mmmmmmm... no. (process continues until <br />
there is only one pack left) OHHHHH! I'll never find card 54!<br />
<br />
Patrick: 96, 97, 98, 99, 100! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy! Let's see which card I got! Is this a good card, SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, it's just a number...<br />
<br />
Voice: Mermaidman says:<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Buy more cards!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Number fifty-four! That's the best card there is!<br />
<br />
Patrick: It sure does, the job, all right. (flossing his teeth with number fifty-four)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aaahhhhh!! Patrick, you're picking your teeth with it!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I'm preventing gingivitis.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick! That's the ultra-rare number fifty-four talking card! It's really valuable <br />
and there's only five in existence. And bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! Bla bla bla bla bla <br />
bla bla bla bla bla bla blee bla bla! Blee blee bla1 Patrick! Bla bla blzzz! So now do you understand why you should take really could care of that card?<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yes, sir. (starts picking his teeth with the card)<br />
<br />
They run out of the store.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I can't let anything happen to that card. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy would never <br />
forgive me! Patrick, watch out! You almost tripped on that crack. (puts card in tiny seat belt on Patrick's hand)Phew! Now watch where you're going!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Okay. Thanks, buddy.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, look out! (jumps in front of Patrick to avoid mud from hitting the card) <br />
Ha, that was close.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ha, ha. SpongeBob fly.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, this is serious. You're carrying precious cargo now. You can't just wander <br />
aimlessly around like you've been...<br />
<br />
Patrick: What? (walks into Goo Lagoon)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The card! (stops the card from going underwater) Patrick, why'd you just walk into <br />
Goo Lagoon?<br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. <br />
Keep you on your toes. (falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: AAHHH! (jumps in a crane, saves Patrick and drags him back to his home) Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to the card.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Good job, SpongeBob. Now let me just get my keys. (pulls out ice cream cone) Nope. <br />
(Pulls out key) There you are. I knew you were in there somewhere.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The super-rare and priceless Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading card! Patrick! Where is it? Where is it? Dear Neptune! You didn't put it in your pocket, did you? It's getting all bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent, bent, bent, bent up!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Sheesh. Don't get your pants up in a square knot, SpongeBob. I don't even believe in <br />
pockets. I keep everything I need right here. In the folds of my back fat. (pulls card out of his back) You seem to be pretty fond of this little thing. Why don't you just keep it?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean... you'd give me your most valuable possession?<br />
<br />
Patrick: I'd give you my most valuable possession? (They hug.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're the best pal ever.<br />
<br />
Patrick: I'm the best pal ever. But can you do me one favor?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sure, pal. Anything for you.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Do you mind if I hold on to it? Just for today?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Um, sure Patrick.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, good. Cuz' my landlord changed the lock again.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, wait! Let me call the locksmith.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh! I don't need any old locksmith.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! Don't ya think maybe... that you shouldn't...<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ugh! Man, this card is fantastic! (Patrick's stomach growls) Breaking and entering sure makes a fella hungry. Hey, why don't we eat some dinner? And then I'll give you your card. (gets a barbecue grill) Ew! This barbecue's really filthy. Oh, but this'll take care of it.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, wait, Patrick! Allow me to clean it!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Now, now, SpongeBob I know you wanna help, but you're my guest. (scrapes grill with <br />
talking card) There! Nice and shiny! (lights card on fire and burns charcoal with it)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick! The card! It's on fire!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take care of it. (spits on card) There! Good as new!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ew.<br />
<br />
Patrick: (flips burgers with card) Dinner is served. (serves hamburgers on the card)<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: More car.. dddd....<br />
<br />
Patrick: Burp! Oh! That hit the spot! Pardon me! (wipes his face with the card) Hey! Look at that! Sundown already? Well, you can have your card now. I hope you get as much use out of it as I have.<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Zzzbbb... more cards... (card turns into a bird)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, it's ruined! (cries and runs away, his eyes blow water out, it harms Patrick)<br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's wrong?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Now I'll never have Mermaidman and Barnacleboy card number 54. The special talking one!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Aw... sure you will.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no! I spent all my money! And, and, and, and you bought the last pack! So <br />
there's no more left in all of Bikini Bottom.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, how about these? (pulls out four trading cards)<br />
<br />
Announcer: Mermaidman says... (fist punches Barnacleboy)<br />
<br />
Mermaidman: Buy more cards!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (whispers) Number fifty-four! Patrick, where did you get these?<br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, that pack I bought was filled with 'em.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: May I have one?<br />
<br />
Patrick: They're all yours, buddy. See ya tomorrow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh! Hey, SpongeBob? Can I borrow one of those cards? I locked myself out of my house again.<br />
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Episode Article: [[All that Glitters]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[Spat]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Replacement Doctor]]<br />
*Employee Person<br />
*Therapist<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(at the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
Customer: One Monster Krabby Patty, please.<br />
<br />
[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.<br />
<br />
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: (gasps) Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!<br />
<br />
Squidward: Uhh, one Monster Krabby Patty.<br />
<br />
[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]: Monster Krabby Patty?<br />
<br />
Customers: Monster Krabby Patty?<br />
<br />
Customer: (in bathroom) Monster Krabby Patty?!<br />
<br />
(Hans' hands puts lots of krabby patty meat on the grill)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, boy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (puts his spatula under the meat) We can do this! At the count of three, we flip! Ready? One, two, three! ([[Spat]] breaks in half) Spat? (SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. First in Mr. Krabs, then Squidward, then customer, police, mother with baby, and himself. Scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist)<br />
<br />
Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. (SpongeBob cries more. Bob and Larry crying, Scene cuts to an ambulance taking the spatula away)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, we better get back to work.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Work? How can I go back to work without...without Spat?!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Use another spatula.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (close-up of his face, his eyes were hypnotized) What? There is only I spatula for me and this is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs off to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: made spat's head as friend sign, flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with gnspatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and defeat pirates with spatula)<br />
<br />
[[Replacement Doctor]]: There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around) Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, doctor.<br />
<br />
Replacement Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Whoo-hoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (gives a sigh of relief)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Muach... (gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...hey! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)<br />
<br />
Replacement Doctor: (in SpongeBob’s thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees)<br />
<br />
[[Fred|Employee]]: Uh-uh. No touchy touchy the le spatula. It's very very expensive.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry.<br />
<br />
Employee: Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may hold it.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)<br />
<br />
Employee: Umm... (looks at his clothes) Nice outfit. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (laughs)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What's all the lollygagging about?<br />
<br />
Squidward: (still laughing) Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: This better be good. (walks into the kitchen)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': soon everyone will know of your beauty.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Alright, what's going on in...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. Le Spatula! (shows Le Spatula)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Le Spatula. What in blazes is that?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. (Le Spatula glows)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, what can it do?<br />
<br />
Squidward: Can it make me famous?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Anything you want and more. (pushes a button and the spatula spins)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make Krabby Patties twice as fast.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)<br />
<br />
Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away with Squidward)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all the spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)<br />
<br />
Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?<br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something wrong, pal?<br />
<br />
[[Le Spatula]]: I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': But, but, I thought we were friends.<br />
<br />
Le Spatula: Friends with you? Ha! We are not even in the same social class. (jumps out of SpongeBob’s arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. (runs into the fist of Le Spatula)<br />
<br />
Le Spatula: How's that for something? Au revoir, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|peasants]]! Have fun laboring in your [[Spat|greasy spoon]]! Bweee! (gives raspberry and runs out)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What happened?!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': My spatula'a gone, Mr. Krabs!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But, how are you gonna flip Krabby Patties '''''WITHOUT A SPATUL-ER?!'''''<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Go to him. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts to whine. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! (cries)<br />
<br />
Replacement Doctor: SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I know. He's moved on to the bigger kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone.<br />
<br />
Replacement Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'm so sorry. (whines more)<br />
<br />
Replacement Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.<br />
<br />
Squidward: One Monster Krabby Patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of meat on the grill)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ok, buddy, we can do this! Ready? One, two, three! (SpongeBob arms come off) Doh! (laughs)<br />
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Episode Article: [[All that Glitters]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[Spat]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Replacement Doctor]]<br />
*Employee Person<br />
*Therapist<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(at the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
Customer: One Monster Krabby Patty, please.<br />
<br />
[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.<br />
<br />
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: (gasps) Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!<br />
<br />
Squidward: Uhh, one Monster Krabby Patty.<br />
<br />
[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]: Monster Krabby Patty?<br />
<br />
Customers: Monster Krabby Patty?<br />
<br />
Customer: (in bathroom) Monster Krabby Patty?!<br />
<br />
(Hans' hands puts lots of krabby patty meat on the grill)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, boy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (puts his spatula under the meat) We can do this! At the count of three, we flip! Ready? One, two, three! ([[Spat]] breaks in half) Spat? (SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. First in Mr. Krabs, then Squidward, then customer, police, mother with baby, and himself. Scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist)<br />
<br />
Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. (SpongeBob cries more. Bob and Larry crying, Scene cuts to an ambulance taking the spatula away)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, we better get back to work.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Work? How can I go back to work without...without Spat?!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Use another spatula.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (close-up of his face, his eyes were hypnotized) What? There is only I spatula for me and this is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs off to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: made spat's head as friend sign, flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with gnspatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and defeat pirates with spatula)<br />
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[[Replacement Doctor]]: There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around) Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, doctor.<br />
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Replacement Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Whoo-hoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (gives a sigh of relief)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Muach... (gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...hey! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)<br />
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Replacement Doctor: (in SpongeBob’s thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees)<br />
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[[Fred|Employee]]: Uh-uh. No touchy touchy the le spatula. It's very very expensive.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry.<br />
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Employee: Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may hold it.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)<br />
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Employee: Umm... (looks at his clothes) Nice outfit. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.<br />
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Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (laughs)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: What's all the lollygagging about?<br />
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Squidward: (still laughing) Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: This better be good. (walks into the kitchen)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': soon everyone will know of your beauty.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Alright, what's going on in...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. Le Spatula! (shows Le Spatula)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Le Spatula. What in blazes is that?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. (Le Spatula glows)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, what can it do?<br />
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Squidward: Can it make me famous?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Anything you want and more. (pushes a button and the spatula spins)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make Krabby Patties twice as fast.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)<br />
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Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away with Squidward)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all the spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)<br />
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Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?<br />
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Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something wrong, pal?<br />
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[[Le Spatula]]: I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But, but, I thought we were friends.<br />
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Le Spatula: Friends with you? Ha! We are not even in the same social class. (jumps out of SpongeBob’s arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. (runs into the fist of Le Spatula)<br />
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Le Spatula: How's that for something? Au revoir, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|peasants]]! Have fun laboring in your [[Spat|greasy spoon]]! Bweee! (gives raspberry and runs out)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: What happened?!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': My spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Well, how are you gonna flip Krabby Patties '''''WITHOUT A SPATUL-ER?!'''''<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Go to him. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts to whine. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! (cries)<br />
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Replacement Doctor: SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I know. He's moved on to the bigger kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone.<br />
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Replacement Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'm so sorry. (whines more)<br />
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Replacement Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.<br />
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Squidward: One Monster Krabby Patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of meat on the grill)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Ok, buddy, we can do this! Ready? One, two, three! (SpongeBob arms come off) Doh! (laughs)<br />
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[[Category:Season 12]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Treats!Episode Transcript: Treats!2018-06-28T01:41:03Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[in the Krusty Krab]<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! What'cha watchin'?<br />
News Reporter: We'll be right back.<br />
SpongeBob': Oh, it's a commercial.<br />
Commercial: They're new! They're...Snail Bites!<br />
SpongeBob: Ooh.<br />
Squidward: Here, I'll change the channel.<br />
SpongeBob: Don't change the channel!<br />
Commercial: [a bite is taken out of the "Snail Bites" logo with a crunching sound] Snail Bites. [deeper voice] Snail Bites!<br />
Male fish in commercial: Snail Bites. [gives snack to begging snail]<br />
Female fish in commercial: Snail Bites. [gives snack to begging snail] Snail Bites.<br />
[another bite is taken out of the "Snail Bites" logo with a crunching sound]<br />
Male fish in commercial: [snail is licking man's face] Snail Bites.<br />
Commercial: Snail Bites.<br />
Female fish in commercial: Snail Bites. [throws snack behind her and kicks it into the snail's mouth]<br />
Male fish in commercial: [throws snack into distance for the snail to catch, snack comes back around and so does the snail, catching the snack] Snail Bites.<br />
Commercial: They're new. Snail Bites!<br />
Female fish in commercial: [gives snail a treat and kisses the snail] Snail Bites.<br />
Commercial: [box explodes releasing treats] Snail Bites!<br />
Female and male fish in commercial: Your snail will go nuts for Snail Bites... and so will you.<br />
[box explodes again]<br />
Commercial: [speedy] Snail Bites.<br />
SpongeBob: Did you see that, Squidward? [Squidward appears to be gone] Snail Bites.<br />
[at SpongeBob's house]<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, I'm home! [closes door] Oh, Gary! You've got a big surprise coming to you.<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: Snail Bites. [holds up box, rips open top and then shakes box]<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: It smells good? [reaches in and gives Gary a Snail Bite]<br />
Gary: [cheerfully] Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Does somebody want another Snail Bite? [holds up another treat] Can somebody roll over? [whispers quickly] Roll over.<br />
[Gary rolls over from body to shell to back to shell and pants like a dog. SpongeBob gives Gary another Snail Bite. SpongeBob then walks away.]<br />
SpongeBob: We'll have some more of these a little later. [Gary races in front of him]<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: More treats?<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I can't say no to my wittle Gare-Bear. [SpongeBob takes out a treat and Gary jumps up and eats it]<br />
[Scene cuts to Gary picking up a ball and throwing it. SpongeBob gives him a treat. Then we see Gary jumping on 5 trampolines, going into a tunnel, and rolling down a slide. SpongeBob gives Gary another treat. The scene then pans over to Gary doing archery and SpongeBob gives another Snail Bite. They walk away from the target. We now see Gary lifting a 500 pound weight with his eyes and SpongeBob gives him a Snail Bite. Then Gary goes bowling and knocks all the pins over. SpongeBob then gives him a treat. Gary then jumps out of a plane and pull out the parachute. As he lands, SpongeBob gives him another treat. Gary then pulls a red curtain to reveal a marble sculpture and SpongeBob gives him a treat for it. Gary then performs a famous Houdini trick by being bind in a straight jacket and dunked in a tank of water where he struggles to escape. The scene cuts to SpongeBob watching this act and Gary comes to him as SpongeBob gives him a Snail Bite. Gary then does a motorcycle stunt by driving over buses and going through a ring of fire. SpongeBob gives Gary another treat as he lands on the last ramp.]<br />
[The scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary wants more treats from SpongeBob]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, that's an awful lot of Snail Bites for one evening. Are you sure you want more? [He sees Gary on a unicycle humming a kazoo while spinning a hula hoop] Well, I suppose one more couldn't hurt. [He reaches into the Snail Bites box, but he finds nothing] Whoops, looks like that was the last of them Gary. We're all out. [He gets up and yawns] It's probably for the best. [he rubs his eyes] I'm getting pretty tired anyway. I think I'll skip my nightly motivational exercise and go to straight to bed.<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! [Gary looks into empty box but cant find anything]<br />
Gary: [crawls up onto SpongeBob in bed] Meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, please! [Puts pillow over his face, but Gary crawls into it and continues meowing]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary Wilson, Junior, I promise you we will get more treats tomorrow! Now, please, let me [yawns] sleep. [He walks slowly back to bed, but Gary continues to meow]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! [his eyes widen, and starts meowing louder] Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: [gets out of bed] Gary! It is 4:00 in the morning! What exactly do you want from me?! [Gary uses his slime to spell TREATS on wall]<br />
Gary: Meow. [To pet store]<br />
SpongeBob: [sleepy] Gary, this is ridiculous! See? The pet store won't be open for hours. [shivers] Not to mention it's freezing out here! Can't we just go home and come back in the morning?<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: I just can't say no to my little Gare-Bear. [SpongeBob lies down on ground to go to sleep. He uses a soda can as a pillow.] Good night, Gary. [yawns] See ya in the morning! [Tries to continue sleeping, but Gary keeps meowing until morning] [Harold comes to the door]<br />
SpongeBob: Excuse me!<br />
Harold: Please! I'm just the floor manager! The cashier won't be here for another hour!<br />
SpongeBob: Do you have any Snail Bites? We need some Snail Bites.<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
Harold: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Those sold out almost immediately! [Opens door and goes into store]<br />
Gary: [screams] Meow!<br />
[SpongeBob sighs and leaves home] [Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house]<br />
SpongeBob: [yawns] Ok, Gary, I'm off to the Krusty Krab! [grabs his work hat] Hope your day is as fun-filled as mine! Whoa! Gary?! [Gary shows up at door, holding an empty box of Snail Bites in his teeth] Yes, so, I will see you tonight, Gary. [tries to open door, but Gary growls every time he tries to] Gary, is that a box of Snail Bites in your teeth? He, he. That's funny, because I think I just saw a half-full box in the kitchen. [Gary runs for the kitchen, while SpongeBob leaves the house] [bubble transition to the Krusty Krab] [SpongeBob hums while flipping patties on grill]<br />
Gary: Meow! [SpongeBob looks outside to notice that Gary is in the Krusty Krab]<br />
Abigail-Marge: Normally, I'm so shy, but... [Gary crawls up on her and knocks down her food]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, what are you doing here? You're causing a scene! [Everyone in Krusty Krab stops what they're doing and stares at SpongeBob, even Squidward]<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: I know, you want more Snail Bites. But the pet store was completely sold out of them!<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: I know, Gary...<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, I just said the pet store was completely sold out of Snail Bites! What am I supposed to do?<br />
Nat Peterson: Well, you can try going to the factory where they make them.<br />
SpongeBob: [picks up Gary and leaves] Thanks a lot. [bubble transition to factory] You're what!<br />
Factory Worker: We're closed! Do I have to spell it out for you? C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D. Cuh-losed! Not only that, but the very last box of Snail Bites shipped out days ago! They were such a hit they flew out of the stores and now, we've run out of ingredients! From what I hear, the owner even dropped out of the pet food business entirely! Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't he, huh? He's made his money!<br />
SpongeBob: You see, Gary? There are no more...<br />
Factory Worker: I mean, it's not like I wouldn't do the same thing if I were in his shoes!<br />
SpongeBob: So, you see, Gary, there...<br />
Factory Worker: Why would anybody go around punishing themselves, just for the sake of the happiness of a few pets or...<br />
SpongeBob: Would you mind being quiet for one second, please!<br />
Factory Worker: Sorry.<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, they're completely sold out. There are no more Snail Bites left in the entire world, and there never will be.<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: [frustrated] What do you want me to do, Gary? [flails his arms in annoyance and frustration] Travel the Earth, checking ever pet store in existence to see if they happen to have a box of Snail Bites left? Is that what you want?<br />
Gary: Meow! [SpongeBob and Gary begin going on an expedition to various pet stores, but none of the stores have Snail Bites]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, take a look at this map. [Opens a map with pet stores all over the world marked on it] This is a map of every pet store in the entire world! We've been to every single one of them, Gary! And not one of them has the treats you are after! Not one! I can't keep looking, Gary. I just can't.<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow! [bubble transition to SpongeBob's house] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Your snail's still meowing? I have experience with these situations. You're the sponge. He is the snail. You just have to say "no" in a very firm voice!<br />
SpongeBob: But I don't want to say no to my wittle Gare-Bear! I want him to be happy!<br />
Patrick: Well, you gotta be firm, SpongeBob! Sometimes, you have to no when to say know. Oh, wait, wait, wait, it's the other way around. You have to know when to say "no". Yeah, that's it!<br />
SpongeBob: But I don't know how to say no, Patrick!<br />
Patrick: No problem, SpongeBob! You can practice on me! Pretend I'm Gary and tell me "no".<br />
SpongeBob: [grunts] I can't! You're so cute!<br />
Patrick: [pants like a dog] Do it, SpongeBob! [continues panting] [SpongeBob keeps grunting] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!<br />
SpongeBob: No.<br />
Patrick: Stop it! [cries and goes back to rock]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, this won't be easy, but the time has come when I must say nee, nn... Oh, Gary, It's a photo, it's a framed photo of the moment I picked you up at the pound. [takes photo and looks at it] I remember that day like it was yesterday. Oh, and a photo of the time you built me a castle made of glitter and lollipops. [sniffles] Gary, this is the most special... Oh. Nice try, Gary.<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gare-Bear, we looked everywhere. There are no more Snail Bites. I'm sorry Gary, but the answer is no. [Gary meows and goes back into house to take a nap, leaving SpongeBob surprised that he won't have to get distracted again. Cuts to Patrick's rock.]<br />
Patrick: This last known box of Snail Bites sure is delicious! [notices the box is empty] Hey! It's empty! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Life_of_CrimeEpisode Transcript: Life of Crime2018-06-25T22:45:18Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Dialogue */</p>
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Lou]]<br />
*[[Police|Officer Malley]]<br />
*[[Police|Officer Durado]]<br />
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(Open at the Krusty Krab. It’s only a shot of the building. A voice comes on from the television playing inside the K.K.)<br><br />
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'''TV Announcer:''' And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theatre!<br />
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(Cut to shot of B/W TV show with a crustacean sleeping on the ocean floor wearing a traditional crab shell called a hermit crab. A bigger crab shows up, laughing menacingly, and steals the little crab’s shell. The little crab wakes up suddenly. The bigger crab <br />
runs away.)<br><br />
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'''Little Crab:''' Stop! Thief!<br />
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(Some policemen show up.)<br><br />
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'''Cop #1:''' Which way where me times <br><br />
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'''Little Crab: Uh Oh <br><br />
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(The policemen run after the thief and catch him. Cut to shot of jail bars going down with the crab little crab behind it)<br><br />
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(Cut to shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick watching the tv)<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was. There ain’t nothing worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up <br />
forever. They should all be strung up by their gills and forced to breathe air.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' But, Mr. Krabs, what about all the stuff you stole?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' What do you mean?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' (points to barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on) Like that barrel. It says property of Salty Sea Farms.<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (jumps off of barrel) Oh, that’s where I rent me pickles from.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Are you renting the barrel, too?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, no.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Then you bought it?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Then, isn’t that stealing?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, I, uhh…<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': (holds up a hot boiling towel from the “Sizzling Spring Sauna”) What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Umm…<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' (holds up phone)…And this Bikini Bell phone?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, I…<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': (holds up hedge clippers) …And Sandy’s hedge clippers?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, there…<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' (holds up mini-lawn mower) …And Plankton’s lawn mower?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, he…<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' (holds up hair curlers) Even Mr.s. Puff’s hair curlers?<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (grabs it) That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uhh, borrowed!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Borrowed? Well, that’s a relief. I thought you took it without permission.<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahh, permission’s permission. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before <br />
it’s missed. Everyone knows that. Right?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (raises fist in air) O.k.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' All right then! (Hugs them) Hugs! (Shoves them out of the K.K.) You put in a hard day’s work, boys.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': But I don’t work here!<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' See you later! (Takes out Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers) Oh, that was a close one.<br><br />
<br />
(Bubbles go up as the scene changes to Bikini Bottom Park, where people are frolicking and gamboling around. SpongeBob <br />
and Patrick walk around slouching, making them look like idiots’. They talk like one, too.)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What do you want to do today?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick stops after Spongebob)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Wait Spongebob. Is there store balloons (gasp) I know what I want to do today! I need some money. (Patrick looks in both his empty pockets, and then <br />
decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket) Oh, I don’t have any <br />
money! (Pleading to SpongeBob) SpongeBob! I want a balloon really, really badly! (His eye veins start growing.) REALLY, <br />
REALLY BADLY! (Backs off)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It’s okay, Patrick. There’s lots of money in the First National Bank of SpongeBob. (Makes a rainbow appear out <br />
of nowhere. They jump on the rainbow and travel to the other side, where a black pot can be found. SpongeBob picks it up <br />
and turns it over. Nothing.)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh oh, I’m broke, too. Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward?<br><br />
<br />
''''''Patrick''': '''No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don’t we just borrow the balloon!?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': It’s just borrowing, right?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?<br><br />
<br />
''''''Patrick''': Right!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob swiftly, but smoothly grabs the balloon while the balloon salesman gives a kid a balloon. They run off to the <br />
city to play with it.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': This is so great!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We’re going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, then we can take a bike ride with the balloon, then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the zoo and the ice rink and the pizza shop!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And the candy shop!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': And then my backyard!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And in a plane!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': And over a rock!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And under a hill!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': And with a whale!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and '''Patrick''':''' We love borrowing!<br><br />
<br />
(The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It popped.<br><br />
<br />
(Both take another look, still quiet. They realize that it popped and start screaming.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': How are we going to return it now SpongeBob!?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (On the ground, picking up the balloon shards) I got the pieces!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (put his hands in the, umm, “air”) I got the air!<br><br />
<br />
(The two hectically try to put the two components back together, but can’t.)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess?!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Confess? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about <br />
some dumb mail fraud scheme or a highjacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they’re going to lock us up forever!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (covering Patrick’s mouth so no one can hear him) You’re right, we’ve just got to keep our heads. Act normal.<br />
<br />
(They start acting stupid, body jumping on the ground, wailing and pulling their selves by their tongue)<br><br />
<br />
'''Pedestrian:''' Wow, street performers!<br><br />
<br />
(A crowd gathers around admiring the show)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' (yelling) It’s not working! <br />
<br />
'''Squidward (offscreen)''' I really thought it would work. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Ah!<br><br />
<br />
(They run away, smacking into the balloon cart)<br><br />
<br />
'''Lou:''' Hi there!<br><br />
<br />
(They scream and run away. The salesman looks confused)<br><br />
<br />
'''Lou:''' Hey! Don’t you want a free balloon? It’s National Free Balloon Day!<br><br />
<br />
(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': He’s onto us!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It’s not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We’ve got to move fast and cover our tracks.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand) I’m on it, SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
(Cut to the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at the whole B.B. saddened)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (waving) Good-bye Bikini Bottom.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (picking up hobo stick) We’ve only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (Picks up stick with the cloth wrapped around his rock house) Yeah.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We’re going to have to travel lighter.<br><br />
<br />
(They walk off into the sunset. Cut to next scene. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to a burning fire)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I want to go home.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We can never go home, Pat; We’re wanted men. We’ll spend the rest of our lives running…running, but at least <br />
it’s warmer on the fire.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hey, if we’re underwater, how could there be a…<br><br />
<br />
(The fire dissolves)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I’m scared, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No more nice, warm beds.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Uhh!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (saddened) No more Krabby Patties. No more getting mail/nailed. No more Gary. No more movies. No more Squidward. No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs. No more anything! <br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (crying) I want ice cream!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (sniffling) But it doesn’t have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (losing sadness) Yeah!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?<br><br />
(A picture of a strong, muscular man shows up. He is wearing shirt nothing but blood-styled pant.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Muscleman:''' Yeah! Buns and thighs! <br><br />
<br />
(Back to fire scene)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': And the bitter cold, it’s bracing, isn’t it?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (looking like a cubic snowman) Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be…(breaks out of snowman) …fun! (Loosening <br />
tie) We can loosen our ties.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah! (Unloosens tie from his head. The tie was wrapped tightly on his temple. The air bubble stuck in there <br />
deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands) And we can fly!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (jumping) Yeah!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob jumps too close to the edge of the cliff and falls screaming and hit’s the ground with a thud)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (echoing from the bottom) Okay, we can’t still do that. (Coming back to Patrick) But we don’t have to <br />
shave.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I’m way ahead of you buddy (shows SpongeBob his hairy legs)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And you get to talk tough! (Transforming his head into a 10-gallon hat, imitating a cowboy) This town ain’t <br />
big enough for the two of us.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Uh, let me try: Uh…hey punk! (Laughing at himself)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And the best part is: now that we’re felons, we don’t have to return anything we borrowed!<br><br />
<br />
'''Both:''' (jumping for joy) Yeah!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (points to SpongeBob) And we owe it all to you.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Doh, I’m nothing but a lot of talk, you’re the one with the sticky fingers.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh, Patrick, you’re the best bad influence ever.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You, too! (Hugs) Oh, and one more thing, I wish we had something to eat, though.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (taking two chocolate bars out of his pants) Look what I’ve got!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (cheering) Rectangles!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Not just any rectangles… candy bars! (Patrick stares at it, amazed)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ohh!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives! (Gives one to Patrick)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Thanks SpongeBob! (Stupidly) I think I’ll eat it now! (Takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, <br />
finishes the rest and then sighs) I think I’ll eat it now! (Takes another big bite, but realizes it’s just his hand) Ow! <br />
Where’d my candy bar go? (Starts digging in sand) I must have dropped it!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You just ate it Pat. It’s all over your face.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (still looking) Where’d it go?! I’m gonna to starve! (Digs a big hole) Where’d it go?!<br><br />
<br />
(The sand from Patrick’s digging-like-a-dog covers SpongeBob. Patrick’s head pops up under SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I can’t find it! Where could it possibly be?! (Looks up and sees SpongeBob with his candy bar) Ah hah!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (jumps out of the hole, points at SpongeBob) You stole my candy bar!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, I didn’t.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, so that’s how it is, huh? Once a thief always a thief.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You ate yours. (points to his candy bar) This is mine.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You took my only food! (camera pans down to show Patrick’s stomach blasting with cellulite) Now I’m going to starve!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (nicely) Here Patrick, just take half of mine.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yours? You mean mine!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Do you want it or what?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I don’t want it unless you admit you took it!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' This is my candy bar!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Liar, liar, plants for hire!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It’s pants on fire Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Well, you would know, liar.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, if you’re going to be that way, I’ll eat it myself!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You'd better not.<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob rips open the wrapper)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (fiercely) I’m warning you!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob takes the candy bar closer to his mouth swaying his tongue up and down)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Don’t!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, barely touching the bar.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Stop it!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob chomps lightly on the bar)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Don’t! Ohh!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob puts the bar in his wide opened mouth, his two teeth go across the surface of the bar, making a string line of <br />
chocolate)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob puts the bar in his, what would be, ear holes and moves them left to right)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': No!<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob licks the bar all around while Patrick screams. Then SpongeBob eats the bar.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (angrily turns red) You’re a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ohh, that’s it.<br><br />
<br />
(Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': First the balloon, now my candy bar. You’re out of control. I… (menacingly) I’m telling on you!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Not if I tell on you first! (runs away, toward the direction of the B.B. police department)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I’ll beat you there. (runs)<br><br />
<br />
(The two are in a daftly race to the police department)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You’re going to get in trouble.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': No, you are!<br><br />
<br />
(The two finally reach the B.B.P.D. gasping. They going inside and all start to talk at once.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Officer Durado:''' What can I do for you boys?<br><br />
<br />
Both: (they look at each other) We stole a balloon! (they start crying)<br><br />
<br />
(the policeman looks at them, confused. The second policeman comes up)<br><br />
<br />
'''Officer Malley:''' What’s the problem here?<br><br />
<br />
'''Officer Durado:''' Well, it appears these two stole a balloon.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (still crying) What are you going to do to us?<br><br />
<br />
(The policemen, uh, policefish whisper to each other)<br><br />
<br />
'''Officer Duraldo:''' Okay, follow me.<br><br />
<br />
(The two are taking into cell 2A and the door is shut on them.) If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. (pauses for <br />
a few) Okay, time’s up. (opens cell) Now, get out.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But… But...(yelling) We stole a balloon.<br><br />
<br />
'''Officer Malley:''' Yeah, on Free Balloon Day! (laughs with coMr.ade)<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob and Patrick are dumbfounded. Cut to scene: Outside of the B.B.P.D.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Officer Durado:''' (brings out lollipops) How about some lollipops for the roads, boys?<br><br />
<br />
(They take them)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Let’s vow not to borrow anything without permission again.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You said it.<br><br />
<br />
(They put both their together, but Patrick’s is already eaten. Patrick’s mouth is covered with some lollipop residue.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? (Everyone starts laughing.) I mean it!<br><br />
<br />
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'''CopyBob DittoPants''' is an episode from Season 9.<br />
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== Characters ==<br />
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
* [[Plankton]]<br />
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants (copy)|299 SpongeBob SquarePants copies]]<br />
** Me Two <br />
** Me Three<br />
* [[Karen]]<br />
* [[Squidward Tentacles]]<br />
* [[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
* [[Patrick Star]] (cameo) <br />
* [[Kid with the Fan Hat]]<br />
* [[Short Customer]]<br />
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== Places ==<br />
* [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
* [[Chum Bucket]]<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When Plankton, Karen, and SpongeBob throw a party, SpongeBob gets tricked into putting his face on a copy machine. Plankton puts the copier on "Scan" and it scans SpongeBob. He clicks print and makes a SpongeBob clone the next day and then he colors the tie blue/cyan with a marker.<br />
<br />
Then the next day, at the Krusty Krab, the copy walks over to the real SpongeBob and they work for Mr. Krabs. Squidward goes crazy because he thinks he's dreaming, causing him to beat up customers and Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
Plankton makes 305 more clones to ask for the formula but then after they find out what the formula is twice, one of them turn into a light gray hue. SpongeBob found out that one of his copy was made to steal the formula also. The copy rolled up into the shape of a burrito and then vanished in mid-air. As SpongeBob cries for his loss of his friends and Plankton asks the other copies about the formula, the other clones quickly vanishes. Mr. Krabs comes with the paychecks for the copies, and the final copy disappears. When Plankton comes out to find another SpongeBob, he asks for the formula before he disappears, but it was the real SpongeBob. SpongeBob is still sad for the loss, but Plankton says that the citizens are better with one SpongeBob. Squidward comes back and then squishes Plankton after trying to fly and Plankton says "Right on my keys." and the episode ends.<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
* This episode marks the first time [[Karen]] has a speaking role since [[The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water]], although her first new appearance was a non-speaking cameo in "[[Mall Girl Pearl (Episode)|Mall Girl Pearl]]".<br />
* This is the first episode to have a title card with the title being repeated more than twice.<br />
* This is the first time Patrick appears in an episode, without him communicating with SpongeBob, even though he was playing with SpongeCopies.<br />
* This episode also confirms, as of this episode, Plankton has no children.<br />
* In the scene where a bunch of clones march out of the Chum Bucket to the Krusty Krab, it is a reference to The Wizard of Oz.<br />
* Patrick's line, "Life is nothing but a walking shadow", is a reference to "Macbeth" by William Shakespeare.<br />
* This episode must take place before "[[Married to Money (Episode)|Married to Money]]" because in that episode, Mr. Krabs claimed he never told anyone the secret formula, and in this episode he had no problem telling the SpongeCopy's the secret formula. Or this could simply be a continuity error, or Mr. Krabs lied to [[Cashina]].<br />
* It's unknown how the SpongeBob copies were able to each get a Krusty Krab Employee Hat since Plankton was not shown cloning the hates and Mr. Krabs was never shown giving the copies their own hates.<br />
* The location of Karen's wheels change throughout the episode. Occasionally they are beneath the lower platform, but sometimes they also appear outside the lower platform, like in other episodes.<br />
* When SpongeBob and CopyBob first walk into the Krusty Krab, the cup behind Squidward on the boat is not there, but then appears after the fish orders.<br />
* Also, at the same time, one of CopyBob's eyelashes has a different color, as well as part of his left eye.<br />
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| '''#''' || '''Titlecard''' || '''Title''' || '''Airdate''' || width="10%"| '''Written by''' || '''Description''' || '''Screenshot'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''216'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:216a Episodenkarte-Cave Dwelling Spongehq.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Cave Dwelling Sponge (Episode)|Cave Dwelling Sponge]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| September 23, 2017<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|When a prehistoric sponge is unfrozen, he causes chaos all over town – and only SpongeBob can communicate with him.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Cavedwellingspongeimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:The-clam-whisperer.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The Clam Whisperer (Episode)|The Clam Whisperer]]<br />
|Ben Gruber<br />
|When a flock of clams descend on Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob has to get them out before they ruin the whole town.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Clamwhispererimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''217'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Spotreturns.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Spot Returns (Episode)|Spot Returns]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| June 24, 2017<br />
|rowspan="2"| Andrew Goodman<br />
|After his pet amoeba Spot has puppies, Plankton decides to use them in another of his nefarious plots.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Spotreturns image.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Thecheckup.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The Check-Up (Episode)|The Check-Up]]<br />
|Mr. Krabs is afraid to get his physical, but if he does not pass the Krusty Krab will be shut down.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Checkup image.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''218'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Spinthebottletitlecard.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Spin the Bottle (Episode)|Spin the Bottle]]<br />
|July 16, 2017<br />
|rowspan="3"| Kaz<br />
|Plankton poses as a wish-granting genie in his latest scheme to get the secret formula.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Spinthebottle.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Theresaspongeinmysoup.png|155px]]</center><br />
|[[There's a Sponge in My Soup (Episode)|There's a Sponge in My Soup]]<br />
|November 7, 2017<br />
|Mr. Krabs’ new Krabby soup is a hit – until some heat-loving hippies move into the soup vat.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Spongesoupimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''219'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Manrayreturns.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Man Ray Returns (Episode)|Man Ray Returns]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| September 30, 2017<br />
|When Man Ray rents Squidward's house for the weekend, it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to stop his evil vacation.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Manrayreturnsimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Floormanager.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Larry the Floor Manager (Episode)|Larry the Floor Manager]]<br />
|Ben Gruber<br />
|Mr. Krabs takes a vacation and makes Larry the Lobster the temporary manager of the Krusty Krab.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Floormanagerimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>'''220'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Bookinibottom.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (Episode)|The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom]]<br />
|October 13, 2017<br />
|rowspan="2"| Mr. Lawrence<br />
|The Flying Dutchman wants to make sure SpongeBob is scared on Halloween.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Bookinibottomimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''221'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Nopictures.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[No Pictures Please (Episode)|No Pictures Please]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| November 6, 2017<br />
|Patrick leads an enthusiastic stranger on a tour of his favorite places in Bikini Bottom.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Nopicturesimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Stuckontheroof.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Stuck on the Roof (Episode)|Stuck on the Roof]]<br />
|Andrew Goodman<br />
|SpongeBob is afraid to get off the roof of the Krusty Krab, but he won't let that stop him from living his life!<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Stuckontheroofimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''222'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Creaturefeature.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Krabby Patty Creature Feature (Episode)|Krabby Patty Creature Feature]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| October 21, 2017<br />
|Chris Allison<br/>Ryan Kramer<br/>Kaz<br />
|A new secret Krabby Patty formula has disastrous results for Bikini Bottom, and only SpongeBob can save the day.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Creaturefeatureimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Teacherspestsimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Teacher's Pests (Episode)|Teacher's Pests]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| Ben Gruber<br />
|Mr. Krabs and Plankton have to take boating school classes.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Teacherspests.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''223'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Sanitation Insanity.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Sanitation Insanity (Episode)|Sanitation Insanity]]<br />
|May 7, 2018<br />
|When Mr. Krabs gets in trouble for littering, he makes SpongeBob and Squidward clean up Bikini Bottom.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Sanitationinsanityimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Bunnyhunt.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Bunny Hunt (Episode)|Bunny Hunt]]<br />
|March 30, 2018<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|A sea bunny ravages Squidward's garden, but SpongeBob thinks it's cute!<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Bunnyhuntimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''224'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Squidnoir.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Squid Noir (Episode)|Squid Noir]]<br />
|November 10, 2017<br />
|Andrew Goodman<br />
|When Squidward's clarinet disappears, he has to become a hard-boiled detective to track it down.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Squidnoirimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Scavengerpants.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Scavenger Pants (Episode)|Scavenger Pants]]<br />
|November 9, 2017<br />
|Luke Brookshier<br />
|Squidward sends SpongeBob and Patrick on an increasingly difficult scavenger hunt to get them out of his hair.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Scavengerpantsimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''225'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Cuddleehugs.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Cuddle E. Hugs (Episode)|Cuddle E. Hugs]]<br />
|November 8, 2017<br />
|Ben Gruber<br />
|SpongeBob's new friend is a giant, fluffy hamster, but no one else is able to see him.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Cuddleehugsimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Patthehorse.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Pat the Horse (Episode)|Pat the Horse]]<br />
|December 2, 2017<br />
|Kaz<br />
|Patrick wants to be a horse.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Patthehorseimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''226'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Chatterboxgary.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Chatterbox Gary (Episode)|Chatterbox Gary]]<br />
|rowspan="2"| February 12, 2018<br />
|Luke Brookshier<br />
|Gary has a pet translation collar, and he's talking up a storm. Everyone loves it, except for Squidward.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Chatterboxgaryimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Dontfeedclowns.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Don't Feed the Clowns (Episode)|Don't Feed the Clowns]]<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|When a small clown gets left behind by the circus, SpongeBob takes the hapless harlequin under his wing.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Dontfeedclownsimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''227'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Drive Happy.png|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Drive Happy (Episode)|Drive Happy]]<br />
|February 13, 2018<br />
|rowspan="2"| Kaz<br />
|SpongeBob can't drive, but he doesn't need a license to operate a self-driving car.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Drivehappyimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Oldmanpatrick.png|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Old Man Patrick (Episode)|Old Man Patrick]]<br />
|February 14, 2018<br />
|Patrick thinks he is an old man, so it is up to SpongeBob to remind him how much fun being a child can be.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Oldmanpatrickimage.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''228'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Funsizedfriends.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Fun-Sized Friends (Episode)|Fun-Sized Friends]]<br />
|February 15, 2018<br />
|Andrew Goodman<br />
|SpongeBob and Patrick exchange tiny living versions of themselves.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Funsizedfriendsimage.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Grandmumstheword.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Grandmum's the Word (Episode)|Grandmum's the Word]]<br />
|February 16, 2018<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|Plankton tells his grandma that he owns the Krusty Krab, but must keep the lie going when she comes to visit.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Grandmumsthewordimage.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''229'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Doodledimension.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Doodle Dimension (Episode)|Doodle Dimension]]<br />
|March 9, 2018<br />
|Luke Brookshier<br />
|Spongebob and Patrick become stuck in an alternate dimension where anything they draw comes to life. <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Doodledimensionimage.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Movingbubblebass.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Moving Bubble Bass (Episode)|Moving Bubble Bass]]<br />
|March 16, 2018<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|Spongebob and Patrick help Bubble Bass move out of his mother's basement. <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Movingbubblebassimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''230'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Highseadiving.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[High Sea Diving (Episode)|High Sea Diving]]<br />
|April 6, 2018<br />
|Kaz<br />
|SpongeBob wants to be the first sponge that dives to the surface of the ocean.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Highseadivingimage.png|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Bottleburglarscard.png|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Bottle Burglars (Episode)|Bottle Burglars]]<br />
|April 13, 2018<br />
|Luke Brookshier<br />
|SpongeBob and Squidward accidentally let Plankton slip away with the formula, and it is up to them to retrieve it.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Bottleburglarsimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''231'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Myleg.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[My Leg! (Episode)|My Leg!]]<br />
|May 8, 2018<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|Now that Fred's leg has healed up, SpongeBob is determined to keep it out of harm's way.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Mylegimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Inklemonade.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Ink Lemonade (Episode)|Ink Lemonade]]<br />
|May 9, 2018<br />
|rowspan="3"| Kaz<br />
|Patrick's lemonade stand is unsuccessful until he gets a secret ingredient from Squidward.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Inklemonadeimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''232'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:Mustardomine.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Mustard O' Mine (Episode)|Mustard O' Mine]]<br />
|May 10, 2018<br />
|When the Krusty Krab runs out of mustard, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward to dig up some more.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Mustardomineimage.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Shopping List (Episode)|Shopping List]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|SpongeBob and Sandy have to collect Krabby Patty ingredients, but Plankton follows their every step.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''233'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Whale Watching (Episode)|Whale Watching]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|Andrew Goodman<br />
|Mr. Krabs hires Squidward to babysit Pearl for the night, but she just wants to sneak out to a cool teen party.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The Krusty Cleaners (Episode)|The Krusty Cleaners]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|Kaz<br />
|After spilling a milkshake during a delivery, SpongeBob vows to return and clean the entire building.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''234'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Patnocchio (Episode)|Patnocchio]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|Plankton tells Patrick he's his conscience so he can convince the wooden-headed star to steal him a Krabby Patty.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[ChefBob (Episode)|ChefBob]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|Kaz<br />
|When Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen, SpongeBob gets stage fright and has to invent a new persona.<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''235'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Library Cards (Episode)|Library Cards]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|Mr. Lawrence<br />
|When Patrick discovers the pineapple's library, SpongeBob introduces him to the wonderful world of book learning!<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Plankton Paranoia (Episode)|Plankton Paranoia]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|Luke Brookshier<br />
|TBA <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''236'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Surf n' Turf (Episode)|Surf n' Turf]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|rowspan="3"| Kaz<br />
|TBA<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Call the Cops (Episode)|Call the Cops]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>'''237'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Goons on the Moon (Episode)|Goons on the Moon]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''238'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Appointment TV (Episode)|Appointment TV]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Karen's Virus (Episode)|Karen's Virus]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''239'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The Night Patty (Episode)|The Night Patty]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The Grill is Gone (Episode)|The Grill is Gone]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''240'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[It's Bubbletown (Episode)|It's Bubbletown]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Girls Night Out (Episode)|Girls Night Out]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|<center>'''241'''</center><br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[Squirrel Jelly (Episode)|Squirrel Jelly]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center"|<center>[[File:No-titlecard-available.gif|155px]]</center><br />
|[[The String (Episode)|The String]]<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA<br />
|TBA <br />
|align="center"|<center>[[Image:Name.jpg|155px]]</center><br />
|}<br />
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[[Category:Season 11]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_SpongeBob_You%27re_FiredEpisode Transcript: SpongeBob You're Fired2018-05-29T21:09:06Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>(The episode opens with SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty and cleaning the Krusty Krab. He is now finishing the Krabby Patty).<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah-ha! June 15th! (shakes the jar and taste tests it) Fine month for pickles. (he puts the pickles on the Krabby Patty, puts the bun on, then opens the door) Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh man, do I love my job! (Mr. Krabs taps him on the head) Hey, Mr. Krabs! What's the good word?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (chuckles) Oh, Mr. Kr- '''WHAT'''!?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Fired!?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you see, uh, I've been doing some calculating and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': B-bu-b-bu- How about if I work for free!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, (makes air quotes) it's illegal, and I'll lose my vendor's license, blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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'''Customer''': Uh, excuse me (points to the Krabby Patty SpongeBob is holding), is that mine?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I don't know. Maybe. (sniffs, then drops the Krabby Patty on the floor) Take it.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-<br />
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'''Squidward''': Hey, what about me, can I get fired, too?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.<br />
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'''Squidward''': Oh yeah.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an axe) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps, then cries) No, not that! Anything but that!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from SpongeBob's hand, but it doesn't let go)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (temporarily stops crying) Here, I'll get that for you. (rips his arm off, then continues to cry)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob cries loudly so much his tears flood the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.<br />
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'''Squidward''': (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts SpongeBob in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (this causes SpongeBob to cry even more). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees SpongeBob whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision! But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire)<br />
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'''Squidward''': I can smell the grease fires already.<br />
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(SpongeBob returns home)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary, I'm home... forever. (sobs hysterically).<br />
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'''Gary''': [Walks up to the chair] Meow. Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes his head up] Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore.<br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinner time. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary.<br />
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Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula! [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts sobbing again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts sobbing in pain too. Stops when he hears distant wailing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.] Patrick, what's wrong?<br />
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'''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?<br />
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'''Patrick''': Okay! [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Free french fries?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Fried frittatas?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Frothy frappe?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f...<br />
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'''Patrick''': I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter C SpongeBob.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best thing I know! [He grabs SpongeBob's side] I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay.<br />
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'''Patrick''': [pats him on the head] Great! See you then. [Exits by breaking through another wall and leaves a hole behind.]<br />
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[SpongeBob sighs. "The Next Morning" time card appears on the screen. Scene changes to show Patrick walking towards SpongeBob's house while humming.<br />
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'''Patrick''': [Knocks on the front door. Lock starts to turn and the door slowly opens] Oh! [SpongeBob exits house with "Best Day Ever" cup and a 5:00 shadow. His shirt is messy and his tie is loose.] Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "fun-employment"! [His eyebrows go up and down, to indicate, "Get it?"]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, sure. [Slurps] Whatever.<br />
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'''Patrick''': That's the spirit! [Leads SpongeBob out of his house] Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. [Patrick is standing in his petunias and pointing at Squidward raking his garden] Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning? [Squidward starts growling angrily]<br />
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'''Squidward''': [angrily] How many times do I have to tell you... keep.. [Throws tomato] off... [Throws cucumber] my... [Throws another tomato]... PETUNIAS!?<br />
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'''Patrick''': [has two tomatoes and cucumber arranged to form eyes and nose. Takes tomato, salts it, eats it, takes cucumber with his tongue, and eats it.] I'll just save this for later. [Puts tomato in his pants] Now you try.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [still holding the "Best Day Ever" cup] Uh... [Stands in petunias as Patrick exits it while laughing.] Hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed! [Squidward slams a basket full of vegetables on SpongeBob and rips apart his hat. SpongeBob slurps.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey, you're good at this! Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta! [He sticks himself to his rock.]<br />
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[SpongeBob takes the basket with vegetables off his head and uses Gary's slime to glue himself to the rock but it does not hold him long, so he falls off the rock.]<br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
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[SpongeBob is leaned on Patrick's rock and Patrick is still glued to it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [sighs deeply and then groans. sighs deeply and then groans. Tears a part of himself off, dips it into the coffee and eats it. The teared part grows back and then Patrick wakes up and walks over to SpongeBob.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': [yawns] Are you feelin' any better yet?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [slurps] Uh-uh.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Come on, SadPants! You know what always picks me up? [Picks SpongeBob up]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [spills coffee] Nope.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Free lunch with friends!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [lifts cup in the air] Yippee.<br />
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[The scene changes to show the exterior of Sandy's Treedome where a sign saying "Volunteers Wanted, All You Can Eat!" has been put up. The scene zooms in to show Sandy with a clipboard and a pen and three volunteers (a fish, Patrick, and SpongeBob) at a table with bowls of unknown, orange, substance in front of them, each has a letter in front of them, the fish has "A", Patrick has "B", and SpongeBob has "C". SpongeBob and Volunteer A are holing spoons, and Patrick is hold a fork.]<br />
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'''Sandy''': Okay, let's begin the experiment! [Volunteer A eats his sample and his head expands into the shape of a ball.] Mm-hmm. [Writes down some notes and walks to the Patrick] Okay, next.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Oh, boy, lunch! [Puts his head into his sample and eats and a tiny Patrick grows on his forehead]<br />
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'''Patrick's Forehead''': More! More! [Patrick gives him more]<br />
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'''Sandy''': Very interesting. [Writes something down again and walks to SpongeBob] Okay, next. [Notices that it is SpongeBob] SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you [Shows SpongeBob's face] and you look awful! What are you doin' with these here freeloaders?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I got fired. Now I'm fun-employed. [Shakes his spoon in the air] Whoo-hoo. [He takes a spoonful of his sample and is about to eat it, but Sandy stops him.]<br />
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'''Sandy''': Whoa, there! You do not want to eat that!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Why? What is it?<br />
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'''Sandy''': Heck if I know. [Whispering] this here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks will eat... if it's free! [She walks over to a barrel with the radioactive sign on it and smoke coming from it. She stirs it and scoops up the content with a ladle] Who's for seconds?<br />
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'''Both Patricks''': Me! [Sandy refills Patrick's bowl.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': [takes a spoonful and gives it to tiny Patrick] Here ya go, little buddy. [He chews it, swallows it and it falls onto Patrick's tongue. He swallows it.] Ahh. Mmm!<br />
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'''Sandy''': SpongeBob, you're a mess! You're falling apart! [SpongeBob's brain with his eyes falls out of his head. Sandy picks it up.] Come on now, SpongeBob. You need to pull yourself together. Get some structure in your life. [Puts brain and eyes back into SpongeBob's head] What you need is a new job!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Sandy. [Turns to Patrick] I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.<br />
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'''Patrick's Forehead''': Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried!<br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! [Punches tiny Patrick into face]<br />
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'''Patrick's Forehead''': Unh! [Groans]<br />
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'''Patrick''': Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Patrick! [Put finger in the air] It's time to rejoin the workforce. Gainful employment, here I come! [He grunts and his 5:00 shadow disappear and his clothes become neat. He also looses the gunk in his eyes and his holes become their normal shape.] Yah! I'm ready! Whoo-hoo! [He walks away. The scene changes to show him walking down the street.] ♪I'm ready, I'm ready for a new job, for a new job, I'm ready for a new job; I'm ready♪ [He enters a restaurant called the "Weenie Hut".]<br />
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[The scene changes to show the interior of "Weenie Hut"]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [He sees a man dressed in a weenie costume and talks to him.] Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products! I would love to work at your establishment!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [dressed as weenie] Well, you do look enthusiastic. [Shows SpongeBob looking enthusiastically] Hmm. All right, kid. [He holds SpongeBob's side.] Let's see what you got. [They walk into the kitchen. SpongeBob now has a hot dog-shaped hat on.] So this is the kitchen.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hmm. [He goes to the grill and touches a button and it pops off and is hanging on a wire.] This grill is not in very good shape!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Oh, we don't use the grill. [Points to the roller] We cook everything on the roller. [Shows roller with hot dogs rolling on it. SpongeBob screams] Good luck, kid. [Walks outside]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes a hot dog off the roller and puts it in the bun] Hmm. There's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is... [Gets an idea] Aha! [Slices the hot dog into pieces]<br />
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[The scene changes to Mr. Weiner waiting outside of the kitchen]<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [takes a golden box with three sausages out of his jacket, takes one out, closes the box, returns the box, smells the sausage, eats it and then burps. He turns to the kitchen door.] Hey! Where are those weenies? [SpongeBob slams him with the kitchen door while exiting with a plate of "weenie patties".]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Your weenies, sir! [presents the plate of "weenie patties" to Mr. Weiner]<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': What in the name of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': They're weenie patties!<br />
Mr. Weiner: What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! [Throws the plate away] You're fired! [Throws SpongeBob's hat away]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Mr. Who?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I mean, Mr. Wiener!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Just go! [SpongeBob leaves]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [outside] Well that was a setback. [Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"] Hello, Pizza Piehole!<br />
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[The Scene changes to show the inside of "Pizza Piehole" where a fish is dressed in a pizza costume]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [throws pizza dough in the air and it ends up on the fan]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [from behind] Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man. [Approaches] You need a fry-cook? [Pizza dough falls on the fish]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [removes part of dough blocking his view] Oh, boy, do I! Can you make pizza? [Hands him the dough]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes dough] Eh... probably. [Stretches dough, throws in into the air and starts spinning it on his pointer finger]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': Oh, that's amazing! [Shakes SpongeBob's hand] Congratulations, you're hired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Cool. [Walks to the oven while still spinning the dough on his finger, put it on the kitchen board and then in the oven] Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but... Perhaps I'll find contentment.<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [wiping the table] Hey, buddy, how's the pizza coming?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [laughs] No problem. [Bell dings] A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. [SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"] Huh? What have you done? [Shows Pizza Patty] You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty! It's an abomination!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, of deliciousness!<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': You're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But who'll make the Krabby Patties?<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? [Holding SpongeBob's leg, he drops SpongeBob on the ground outside of the restaurant]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [gets up and cleans dirt off himself.] Like I need his dumb job, anyway. I hope his pepperoni falls off. [Enters "Taco Sombrero"] Hey, taco man, may I have a job, por favor?<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': [dressed in a taco costume] Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [enters kitchen "in" door, we hear some noises inside and he then exits through the kitchen "out" door with "Burrito Patty" in a bun] How about that?<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': [takes "Burrito Patty"] Interesting. It's some sort of "burrito patty". Hmm. [turns to customers] Who'd like to taste it?<br />
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'''Pilar''': I'll give it a go! [Takes Burrito Patty, tries to bite it and ends up squeezing its content to Frank and Billy]<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': You're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [starts whimpering] But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs! [Wailing loudly while holding Señor Taco's feet]<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': Get to steppin'!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [He wails while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.] You're fired! [Kicks SpongeBob]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Aah! [Lands in dirt]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! [Throws it at SpongeBob]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [Noodle Patty splashes his face] Oh, I'll take it, all right! I'll take it to go!... home.<br />
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [sighs] For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. [Enters his house] Who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?<br />
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'''Gary''': [approaches] Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Gary, you must be starving! [Takes Gary to the kitchen] Don't worry gare-bear. [Goes towards the cabinet] I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. [Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there] Oh, no. [Turns to Gary] We're all out of Snailpo. [Walks away] We'll just have to make our own. [Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.] Perfect! [Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]<br />
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [glues the label that he made to the can, put the lid on it and hits the can with a mallet, so that the lid can settle. He presents it to Gary] One homemade can of Snailpo! [Uses can opener to open it, pours snail's food into Gary's food bowl and throws the can into trash on the other side of the room.]<br />
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'''Gary''': [eats satisfactorily] Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [leans towards Gary] What's that, Gary? It's the best food you've ever had?<br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
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[Scene expands to show Patrick eating food from different food bowl and still having tiny Patrick on his forehead.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': [raises his head] Yeah, this is dee-licious! Does it have any side effects?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [stands up] Only satisfaction. [Sighs] If only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you two do. [Looks at tiny Patrick] I mean three [Someone knocks on the door. Goes towards the front door and opens it to see that nobody is there.] Hello. Hmm. That's odd. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door. [Two fish dressed in hot dog costumes puts him between two big buns. SpongeBob yells while being muffled.]<br />
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[The Hot Dog Minions takes him to "Weenie Hut" where Mr. Weiner handcuffs SpongeBob's right hand to pipe and SpongeBob's left hand to hot dog tongs]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Weenie?<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Congratulations, SpongeBob, you've been promoted!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But you just fired me.<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''' : That's mustard under the bun, my boy! The important thing is my customers love your little sliders! [Shows "Weenie Patty"] Now get to work!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [rises handcuffed hand] I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''' : [from the background] Psst! [shows him in the shadow] Hey, kid. You need help outta here? [Leans out of the shadow]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''' : Pizza Pete! Yes, please! That wiener has me chained to the grill, [Pizza Pete approaches him] and he really seems to be relishing it.<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': I have something to free you. [Takes pizza sauce out]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Pizza sauce? [Pizza Pete puts the pizza sauce on both handcuffs] I'm free!<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': Great! Now you can get to my grill. [Takes bread stick out]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What? [Pizza Pete ties his hands with the breadstick] Parmesan-crusted breadstick! [Pizza Pete takes him] Whoa!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [from the kitchen door] Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook?<br />
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[Cuts SpongeBob being carried by Pizza Pete and screaming]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [takes SpongeBob with chopsticks and laughs while being on the roof] I'll take one fry-cook to go! [He jumps off the roof and laughs again after landing. Señor Taco opens the door next to him and sends him away]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [lands] Oh, thank you, Señor Taco! [Señor Taco grabs him with his suit] Oh, no! Not you too! [He screams while Señor Taco carries him]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner and Noodleman''': [Señor Taco runs into them] Get him! [They jump on Señor Taco]<br />
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[Fight starts and smoke covers the screen that soon disappears to show all four of them stretching SpongeBob by pulling each of his limbs]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Whoa!<br />
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'''Noodleman''': Let go!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': He's mine!<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': I was here first!<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': No, I was!<br />
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[Scene expands to show someone in a Krabby Patty costume on the roof.]<br />
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'''Krabby Patty Man''': Stop! Unhand that sponge! [Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [drops SpongeBob] It's the Killer Patty! [Gets noodles squeezed out of his costume by Krabby Patty Man]<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [Krabby Patty Man walks towards him and he drops SpongeBob before he gets to him] Here, take him! Just don't hurt me. [Whimpers with eyes closed. Opens eyes to see that Krabby Patty Man is gone and sighs. Starts humming while crossing the street and is hit by a bus] Aah!<br />
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob waking up]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me! [Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him] Well, here we go again.<br />
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[Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred, and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]<br />
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'''John''': Ugh! This place is terrible!<br />
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'''Blue Fred''': The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill.<br />
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[As they get inside Krabby Patty Man puts SpongeBob down. Krusty Krab is a mess and there is smoke coming through the order window]<br />
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'''Nat Peterson''': [holding burned Krabby Patty] How can you serve this slop? [Throws it on the floor] I'm never eating here again! [Leaves]<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': [holding spatula in his hand and exiting the kitchen with one burnt eyebrow.] Wait! Come back! [Drops spatula] That was me last customer! [SpongeBob and Krabby Patty Man approach] SpongeBob? [Takes SpongeBob and lifts him.] Squidward, you found him!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [gasps] Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward''': [takes Krabby Patty costume off] I'm afraid so. [Kicks costume and leans hand towards SpongeBob] SpongeBob...<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward''': You know I hate you, right?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes. [Smiles and takes Squidward's "arm" tentacle] Yes, I do.<br />
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'''Squidward''': Well, I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more. [Gets on his knee and takes SpongeBob's hands] Please come back and be the fry cook again. [Lets SpongeBob hands go]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [turns to Mr. Krabs] Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, laddy! [Takes SpongeBob] I shoulda never let you go! The Krusty Krab has fallen apart without you! You're rehired, boy.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [turns to Squidward who is still on knees] All right! Now my life has purpose again! [Turns away] Let's get this place cleaned up! [Jumps on the beam where bucket and mop are prepared and his hat already tied to the rope. Does the victory screech, jumps of the beam and cleans everything while swinging; including giving Mr. Krabs brand new suit and Squidward a brand new pink dress and crown.]<br />
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'''Squidward''': Hmm. [examines dress] Not exactly my color.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.] The Krusty Krab is back in business!<br />
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[The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Weiner.]<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal! And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet!<br />
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[Shows Old Man Jenkins holding a purse looking for a nickel for the pay toilet]<br />
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'''Old Man Jenkins''': [hopping] Oh, dear, where is that nickel? [Shows SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs laughing] Huh? Why are you laughing?</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_SpongeBob_You%27re_FiredEpisode Transcript: SpongeBob You're Fired2018-05-29T21:05:40Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>(The episode opens with SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty and cleaning the Krusty Krab. He is now finishing the Krabby Patty).<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah-ha! June 15th! (shakes the jar and taste tests it) Fine month for pickles. (he puts the pickles on the Krabby Patty, puts the bun on, then opens the door) Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh man, do I love my job! (Mr. Krabs taps him on the head) Hey, Mr. Krabs! What's the good word?<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (chuckles) Oh, Mr. Kr- '''WHAT'''!?<br />
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'''Squidward''': Fired!?<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you see, uh, I've been doing some calculating and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': B-bu-b-bu- How about if I work for free!<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, (makes air quotes) it's illegal, and I'll lose my vendor's license, blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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'''Customer''': Uh, excuse me (points to the Krabby Patty SpongeBob is holding), is that mine?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I don't know. Maybe. (sniffs, then drops the Krabby Patty on the floor) Take it.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-<br />
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'''Squidward''': Hey, what about me, can I get fired, too?<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.<br />
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'''Squidward''': Oh yeah.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an axe) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps, then cries) No, not that! Anything but that!<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from SpongeBob's hand, but it doesn't let go)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (temporarily stops crying) Here, I'll get that for you. (rips his arm off, then continues to cry)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need.<br />
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(SpongeBob cries loudly so much his tears flood the Krusty Krab)<br />
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'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.<br />
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'''Squidward''': (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts SpongeBob in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (this causes SpongeBob to cry even more). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees SpongeBob whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision! But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire)<br />
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'''Squidward''': I can smell the grease fires already.<br />
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(SpongeBob returns home)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary, I'm home... forever. (sobs hysterically).<br />
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'''Gary''': [Walks up to the chair] Meow. Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes his head up] Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore.<br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinner time. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary.<br />
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Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula! [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts sobbing again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts sobbing in pain too. Stops when he hears distant wailing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.] Patrick, what's wrong?<br />
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'''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?<br />
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'''Patrick''': Okay! [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...<br />
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'''Patrick''': Free french fries?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...<br />
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'''Patrick''': Fried Frittatas?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...<br />
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'''Patrick''': Frothy frappe?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f...<br />
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'''Patrick''': I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "c", SpongeBob.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best thing I know! [He grabs SpongeBob's side] I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay.<br />
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'''Patrick''': [pats him on the head] Great! See you then. [Exits by breaking through another wall and leaves a hole behind.]<br />
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[SpongeBob sighs. "The Next Morning" time card appears on the screen. Scene changes to show Patrick walking towards SpongeBob's house while humming.<br />
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'''Patrick''': [Knocks on the front door. Lock starts to turn and the door slowly opens] Oh! [SpongeBob exits house with "Best Day Ever" cup and a 5:00 shadow. His shirt is messy and his tie is loose.] Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "fun-employment"! [His eyebrows go up and down, to indicate, "Get it?"]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, sure. [Slurps] Whatever.<br />
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'''Patrick''': That's the spirit! [Leads SpongeBob out of his house] Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. [Patrick is standing in his petunias and pointing at Squidward raking his garden] Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning? [Squidward starts growling angrily]<br />
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'''Squidward''': [angrily] How many times do I have to tell you... keep.. [Throws tomato] off... [Throws cucumber] my... [Throws another tomato]... PETUNIAS!?<br />
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'''Patrick''': [has two tomatoes and cucumber arranged to form eyes and nose. Takes tomato, salts it, eats it, takes cucumber with his tongue, and eats it.] I'll just save this for later. [Puts tomato in his pants] Now you try.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [still holding the "Best Day Ever" cup] Uh... [Stands in petunias as Patrick exits it while laughing.] Hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed! [Squidward slams a basket full of vegetables on SpongeBob and rips apart his hat. SpongeBob slurps.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey, you're good at this! Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta! [He sticks himself to his rock.]<br />
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[SpongeBob takes the basket with vegetables off his head and uses Gary's slime to glue himself to the rock but it does not hold him long, so he falls off the rock.]<br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
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[SpongeBob is leaned on Patrick's rock and Patrick is still glued to it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [sighs deeply and then groans. sighs deeply and then groans. Tears a part of himself off, dips it into the coffee and eats it. The teared part grows back and then Patrick wakes up and walks over to SpongeBob.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': [yawns] Are you feelin' any better yet?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [slurps] Uh-uh.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Come on, SadPants! You know what always picks me up? [Picks SpongeBob up]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [spills coffee] Nope.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Free lunch with friends!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [lifts cup in the air] Yippee.<br />
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[The scene changes to show the exterior of Sandy's Treedome where a sign saying "Volunteers Wanted, All You Can Eat!" has been put up. The scene zooms in to show Sandy with a clipboard and a pen and three volunteers (a fish, Patrick, and SpongeBob) at a table with bowls of unknown, orange, substance in front of them, each has a letter in front of them, the fish has "A", Patrick has "B", and SpongeBob has "C". SpongeBob and Volunteer A are holing spoons, and Patrick is hold a fork.]<br />
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'''Sandy''': Okay, let's begin the experiment! [Volunteer A eats his sample and his head expands into the shape of a ball.] Mm-hmm. [Writes down some notes and walks to the Patrick] Okay, next.<br />
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'''Patrick''': Oh, boy, lunch! [Puts his head into his sample and eats and a tiny Patrick grows on his forehead]<br />
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'''Patrick's Forehead''': More! More! [Patrick gives him more]<br />
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'''Sandy''': Very interesting. [Writes something down again and walks to SpongeBob] Okay, next. [Notices that it is SpongeBob] SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you [Shows SpongeBob's face] and you look awful! What are you doin' with these here freeloaders?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I got fired. Now I'm fun-employed. [Shakes his spoon in the air] Whoo-hoo. [He takes a spoonful of his sample and is about to eat it, but Sandy stops him.]<br />
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'''Sandy''': Whoa, there! You do not want to eat that!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Why? What is it?<br />
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'''Sandy''': Heck if I know. [Whispering] this here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks will eat... if it's free! [She walks over to a barrel with the radioactive sign on it and smoke coming from it. She stirs it and scoops up the content with a ladle] Who's for seconds?<br />
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'''Both Patricks''': Me! [Sandy refills Patrick's bowl.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': [takes a spoonful and gives it to tiny Patrick] Here ya go, little buddy. [He chews it, swallows it and it falls onto Patrick's tongue. He swallows it.] Ahh. Mmm!<br />
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'''Sandy''': SpongeBob, you're a mess! You're falling apart! [SpongeBob's brain with his eyes falls out of his head. Sandy picks it up.] Come on now, SpongeBob. You need to pull yourself together. Get some structure in your life. [Puts brain and eyes back into SpongeBob's head] What you need is a new job!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Sandy. [Turns to Patrick] I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.<br />
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'''Patrick's Forehead''': Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried!<br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! [Punches tiny Patrick into face]<br />
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'''Patrick's Forehead''': Unh! [Groans]<br />
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'''Patrick''': Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Patrick! [Put finger in the air] It's time to rejoin the workforce. Gainful employment, here I come! [He grunts and his 5:00 shadow disappear and his clothes become neat. He also looses the gunk in his eyes and his holes become their normal shape.] Yah! I'm ready! Whoo-hoo! [He walks away. The scene changes to show him walking down the street.] ♪I'm ready, I'm ready for a new job, for a new job, I'm ready for a new job; I'm ready♪ [He enters a restaurant called the "Weenie Hut".]<br />
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[The scene changes to show the interior of "Weenie Hut"]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [He sees a man dressed in a weenie costume and talks to him.] Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products! I would love to work at your establishment!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [dressed as weenie] Well, you do look enthusiastic. [Shows SpongeBob looking enthusiastically] Hmm. All right, kid. [He holds SpongeBob's side.] Let's see what you got. [They walk into the kitchen. SpongeBob now has a hot dog-shaped hat on.] So this is the kitchen.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hmm. [He goes to the grill and touches a button and it pops off and is hanging on a wire.] This grill is not in very good shape!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Oh, we don't use the grill. [Points to the roller] We cook everything on the roller. [Shows roller with hot dogs rolling on it. SpongeBob screams] Good luck, kid. [Walks outside]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes a hot dog off the roller and puts it in the bun] Hmm. There's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is... [Gets an idea] Aha! [Slices the hot dog into pieces]<br />
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[The scene changes to Mr. Weiner waiting outside of the kitchen]<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [takes a golden box with three sausages out of his jacket, takes one out, closes the box, returns the box, smells the sausage, eats it and then burps. He turns to the kitchen door.] Hey! Where are those weenies? [SpongeBob slams him with the kitchen door while exiting with a plate of "weenie patties".]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Your weenies, sir! [presents the plate of "weenie patties" to Mr. Weiner]<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': What in the name of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': They're weenie patties!<br />
Mr. Weiner: What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! [Throws the plate away] You're fired! [Throws SpongeBob's hat away]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Mr. Who?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I mean, Mr. Wiener!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Just go! [SpongeBob leaves]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [outside] Well that was a setback. [Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"] Hello, Pizza Piehole!<br />
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[The Scene changes to show the inside of "Pizza Piehole" where a fish is dressed in a pizza costume]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [throws pizza dough in the air and it ends up on the fan]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [from behind] Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man. [Approaches] You need a fry-cook? [Pizza dough falls on the fish]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [removes part of dough blocking his view] Oh, boy, do I! Can you make pizza? [Hands him the dough]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes dough] Eh... probably. [Stretches dough, throws in into the air and starts spinning it on his pointer finger]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': Oh, that's amazing! [Shakes SpongeBob's hand] Congratulations, you're hired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Cool. [Walks to the oven while still spinning the dough on his finger, put it on the kitchen board and then in the oven] Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but... Perhaps I'll find contentment.<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [wiping the table] Hey, buddy, how's the pizza coming?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': [laughs] No problem. [Bell dings] A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. [SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"] Huh? What have you done? [Shows Pizza Patty] You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty! It's an abomination!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, of deliciousness!<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': You're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But who'll make the Krabby Patties?<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? [Holding SpongeBob's leg, he drops SpongeBob on the ground outside of the restaurant]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [gets up and cleans dirt off himself.] Like I need his dumb job, anyway. I hope his pepperoni falls off. [Enters "Taco Sombrero"] Hey, taco man, may I have a job, por favor?<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': [dressed in a taco costume] Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [enters kitchen "in" door, we hear some noises inside and he then exits through the kitchen "out" door with "Burrito Patty" in a bun] How about that?<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': [takes "Burrito Patty"] Interesting. It's some sort of "burrito patty". Hmm. [turns to customers] Who'd like to taste it?<br />
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'''Pilar''': I'll give it a go! [Takes Burrito Patty, tries to bite it and ends up squeezing its content to Frank and Billy]<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': You're fired!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [starts whimpering] But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs! [Wailing loudly while holding Señor Taco's feet]<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': Get to steppin'!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [He wails while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.] You're fired! [Kicks SpongeBob]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Aah! [Lands in dirt]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! [Throws it at SpongeBob]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [Noodle Patty splashes his face] Oh, I'll take it, all right! I'll take it to go!... home.<br />
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [sighs] For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. [Enters his house] Who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?<br />
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'''Gary''': [approaches] Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Gary, you must be starving! [Takes Gary to the kitchen] Don't worry gare-bear. [Goes towards the cabinet] I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. [Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there] Oh, no. [Turns to Gary] We're all out of Snailpo. [Walks away] We'll just have to make our own. [Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.] Perfect! [Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]<br />
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [glues the label that he made to the can, put the lid on it and hits the can with a mallet, so that the lid can settle. He presents it to Gary] One homemade can of Snailpo! [Uses can opener to open it, pours snail's food into Gary's food bowl and throws the can into trash on the other side of the room.]<br />
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'''Gary''': [eats satisfactorily] Meow.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [leans towards Gary] What's that, Gary? It's the best food you've ever had?<br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
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[Scene expands to show Patrick eating food from different food bowl and still having tiny Patrick on his forehead.]<br />
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'''Patrick''': [raises his head] Yeah, this is dee-licious! Does it have any side effects?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [stands up] Only satisfaction. [Sighs] If only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you two do. [Looks at tiny Patrick] I mean three [Someone knocks on the door. Goes towards the front door and opens it to see that nobody is there.] Hello. Hmm. That's odd. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door. [Two fish dressed in hot dog costumes puts him between two big buns. SpongeBob yells while being muffled.]<br />
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[The Hot Dog Minions takes him to "Weenie Hut" where Mr. Weiner handcuffs SpongeBob's right hand to pipe and SpongeBob's left hand to hot dog tongs]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Weenie?<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': Congratulations, SpongeBob, you've been promoted!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But you just fired me.<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''' : That's mustard under the bun, my boy! The important thing is my customers love your little sliders! [Shows "Weenie Patty"] Now get to work!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [rises handcuffed hand] I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''' : [from the background] Psst! [shows him in the shadow] Hey, kid. You need help outta here? [Leans out of the shadow]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''' : Pizza Pete! Yes, please! That wiener has me chained to the grill, [Pizza Pete approaches him] and he really seems to be relishing it.<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': I have something to free you. [Takes pizza sauce out]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Pizza sauce? [Pizza Pete puts the pizza sauce on both handcuffs] I'm free!<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': Great! Now you can get to my grill. [Takes bread stick out]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What? [Pizza Pete ties his hands with the breadstick] Parmesan-crusted breadstick! [Pizza Pete takes him] Whoa!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [from the kitchen door] Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook?<br />
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[Cuts SpongeBob being carried by Pizza Pete and screaming]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [takes SpongeBob with chopsticks and laughs while being on the roof] I'll take one fry-cook to go! [He jumps off the roof and laughs again after landing. Señor Taco opens the door next to him and sends him away]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [lands] Oh, thank you, Señor Taco! [Señor Taco grabs him with his suit] Oh, no! Not you too! [He screams while Señor Taco carries him]<br />
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'''Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner and Noodleman''': [Señor Taco runs into them] Get him! [They jump on Señor Taco]<br />
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[Fight starts and smoke covers the screen that soon disappears to show all four of them stretching SpongeBob by pulling each of his limbs]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Whoa!<br />
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'''Noodleman''': Let go!<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': He's mine!<br />
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'''Señor Taco''': I was here first!<br />
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'''Pizza Pete''': No, I was!<br />
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[Scene expands to show someone in a Krabby Patty costume on the roof.]<br />
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'''Krabby Patty Man''': Stop! Unhand that sponge! [Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]<br />
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'''Noodleman''': [drops SpongeBob] It's the Killer Patty! [Gets noodles squeezed out of his costume by Krabby Patty Man]<br />
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'''Mr. Weiner''': [Krabby Patty Man walks towards him and he drops SpongeBob before he gets to him] Here, take him! Just don't hurt me. [Whimpers with eyes closed. Opens eyes to see that Krabby Patty Man is gone and sighs. Starts humming while crossing the street and is hit by a bus] Aah!<br />
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob waking up]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me! [Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him] Well, here we go again.<br />
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[Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred, and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]<br />
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'''John''': Ugh! This place is terrible!<br />
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'''Blue Fred''': The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill.<br />
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[As they get inside Krabby Patty Man puts SpongeBob down. Krusty Krab is a mess and there is smoke coming through the order window]<br />
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'''Nat Peterson''': [holding burned Krabby Patty] How can you serve this slop? [Throws it on the floor] I'm never eating here again! [Leaves]<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': [holding spatula in his hand and exiting the kitchen with one burnt eyebrow.] Wait! Come back! [Drops spatula] That was me last customer! [SpongeBob and Krabby Patty Man approach] SpongeBob? [Takes SpongeBob and lifts him.] Squidward, you found him!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [gasps] Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward''': [takes Krabby Patty costume off] I'm afraid so. [Kicks costume and leans hand towards SpongeBob] SpongeBob...<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward''': You know I hate you, right?<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes. [Smiles and takes Squidward's "arm" tentacle] Yes, I do.<br />
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'''Squidward''': Well, I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more. [Gets on his knee and takes SpongeBob's hands] Please come back and be the fry cook again. [Lets SpongeBob hands go]<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [turns to Mr. Krabs] Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, laddy! [Takes SpongeBob] I shoulda never let you go! The Krusty Krab has fallen apart without you! You're rehired, boy.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [turns to Squidward who is still on knees] All right! Now my life has purpose again! [Turns away] Let's get this place cleaned up! [Jumps on the beam where bucket and mop are prepared and his hat already tied to the rope. Does the victory screech, jumps of the beam and cleans everything while swinging; including giving Mr. Krabs brand new suit and Squidward a brand new pink dress and crown.]<br />
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'''Squidward''': Hmm. [examines dress] Not exactly my color.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': [cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.] The Krusty Krab is back in business!<br />
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[The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Weiner.]<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal! And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet!<br />
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[Shows Old Man Jenkins holding a purse looking for a nickel for the pay toilet]<br />
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'''Old Man Jenkins''': [hopping] Oh, dear, where is that nickel? [Shows SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs laughing] Huh? Why are you laughing?</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Treats!Episode Transcript: Treats!2018-05-17T21:49:18Z<p>98.183.146.129: Created page with "[in the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! What'cha watchin'? News Reporter: We'll be right back. SpongeBob': Oh, it's a commercial. Commercial: They're new! They're...Sna..."</p>
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<div>[in the Krusty Krab]<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! What'cha watchin'?<br />
News Reporter: We'll be right back.<br />
SpongeBob': Oh, it's a commercial.<br />
Commercial: They're new! They're...Snail Bites!<br />
SpongeBob: Ooh.<br />
Squidward: Here, I'll change the channel.<br />
SpongeBob: Don't change the channel!<br />
Commercial: [a bite is taken out of the "Snail Bites" logo with a crunching sound] Snail Bites. [deeper voice] Snail Bites!<br />
Male fish in commercial: Snail Bites. [gives snack to begging snail]<br />
Female fish in commercial: Snail Bites. [gives snack to begging snail] Snail Bites.<br />
[another bite is taken out of the "Snail Bites" logo with a crunching sound]<br />
Male fish in commercial: [snail is licking man's face] Snail Bites.<br />
Commercial: Snail Bites.<br />
Female fish in commercial: Snail Bites. [throws snack behind her and kicks it into the snail's mouth]<br />
Male fish in commercial: [throws snack into distance for the snail to catch, snack comes back around and so does the snail, catching the snack] Snail Bites.<br />
Commercial: They're new. Snail Bites!<br />
Female fish in commercial: [gives snail a treat and kisses the snail] Snail Bites.<br />
Commercial: [box explodes releasing treats] Snail Bites!<br />
Female and male fish in commercial: Your snail will go nuts for Snail Bites... and so will you.<br />
[box explodes again]<br />
Commercial: [speedy] Snail Bites.<br />
SpongeBob: Did you see that, Squidward? [Squidward appears to be gone] Snail Bites.<br />
[at SpongeBob's house]<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, I'm home! [closes door] Oh, Gary! You've got a big surprise coming to you.<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: Snail Bites. [holds up box, rips open top and then shakes box]<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: It smells good? [reaches in and gives Gary a Snail Bite]<br />
Gary: [cheerfully] Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Does somebody want another Snail Bite? [holds up another treat] Can somebody roll over? [whispers quickly] Roll over.<br />
[Gary rolls over from body to shell to back to shell and pants like a dog. SpongeBob gives Gary another Snail Bite. SpongeBob then walks away.]<br />
SpongeBob: We'll have some more of these a little later. [Gary races in front of him]<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: More treats?<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I can't say no to my wittle Gare-Bear. [SpongeBob takes out a treat and Gary jumps up and eats it]<br />
[Scene cuts to Gary picking up a ball and throwing it. SpongeBob gives him a treat. Then we see Gary jumping on 5 trampolines, going into a tunnel, and rolling down a slide. SpongeBob gives Gary another treat. The scene then pans over to Gary doing archery and SpongeBob gives another Snail Bite. They walk away from the target. We now see Gary lifting a 500 pound weight with his eyes and SpongeBob gives him a Snail Bite. Then Gary goes bowling and knocks all the pins over. SpongeBob then gives him a treat. Gary then jumps out of a plane and pull out the parachute. As he lands, SpongeBob gives him another treat. Gary then pulls a red curtain to reveal a marble sculpture and SpongeBob gives him a treat for it. Gary then performs a famous Houdini trick by being bind in a straight jacket and dunked in a tank of water where he struggles to escape. The scene cuts to SpongeBob watching this act and Gary comes to him as SpongeBob gives him a Snail Bite. Gary then does a motorcycle stunt by driving over buses and going through a ring of fire. SpongeBob gives Gary another treat as he lands on the last ramp.]<br />
[The scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary wants more treats from SpongeBob]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, that's an awful lot of Snail Bites for one evening. Are you sure you want more? [He sees Gary on a unicycle humming a kazoo while spinning a hula hoop] Well, I suppose one more couldn't hurt. [He reaches into the Snail Bites box, but he finds nothing] Whoops, looks like that was the last of them Gary. We're all out. [He gets up and yawns] It's probably for the best. [he rubs his eyes] I'm getting pretty tired anyway. I think I'll skip my nightly motivational exercise and go to straight to bed.<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! [Gary looks into empty box but cant find anything]<br />
Gary: [crawls up onto SpongeBob in bed] Meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, please! [Puts pillow over his face, but Gary crawls into it and continues meowing]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary Wilson, Junior, I promise you we will get more treats tomorrow! Now, please, let me [yawns] sleep. [He walks slowly back to bed, but Gary continues to meow]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! [his eyes widen, and starts meowing louder] Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: [gets out of bed] Gary! It is 4:00 in the morning! What exactly do you want from me?! [Gary uses his slime to spell TREATS on wall]<br />
Gary: Meow. [To pet store]<br />
SpongeBob: [sleepy] Gary, this is ridiculous! See? The pet store won't be open for hours. [shivers] Not to mention it's freezing out here! Can't we just go home and come back in the morning?<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
SpongeBob: I just can't say no to my little Gare-Bear. [SpongeBob lies down on ground to go to sleep. He uses a soda can as a pillow.] Good night, Gary. [yawns] See ya in the morning! [Tries to continue sleeping, but Gary keeps meowing until morning] [Harold comes to the door]<br />
SpongeBob: Excuse me!<br />
Harold: Please! I'm just the floor manager! The cashier won't be here for another hour!<br />
SpongeBob: Do you have any Snail Bites? We need some Snail Bites.<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
Harold: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Those sold out almost immediately! [Opens door and goes into store]<br />
Gary: [screams] Meow!<br />
[SpongeBob sighs and leaves home] [Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house]<br />
SpongeBob: [yawns] Ok, Gary, I'm off to the Krusty Krab! [grabs his work hat] Hope your day is as fun-filled as mine! Whoa! Gary?! [Gary shows up at door, holding an empty box of Snail Bites in his teeth] Yes, so, I will see you tonight, Gary. [tries to open door, but Gary growls every time he tries to] Gary, is that a box of Snail Bites in your teeth? He, he. That's funny, because I think I just saw a half-full box in the kitchen. [Gary runs for the kitchen, while SpongeBob leaves the house] [bubble transition to the Krusty Krab] [SpongeBob hums while flipping patties on grill]<br />
Gary: Meow! [SpongeBob looks outside to notice that Gary is in the Krusty Krab]<br />
Abigail-Marge: Normally, I'm so shy, but... [Gary crawls up on her and knocks down her food]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, what are you doing here? You're causing a scene! [Everyone in Krusty Krab stops what they're doing and stares at SpongeBob, even Squidward]<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: I know, you want more Snail Bites. But the pet store was completely sold out of them!<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: I know, Gary...<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, I just said the pet store was completely sold out of Snail Bites! What am I supposed to do?<br />
Nat Peterson: Well, you can try going to the factory where they make them.<br />
SpongeBob: [picks up Gary and leaves] Thanks a lot. [bubble transition to factory] You're what!<br />
Factory Worker: We're closed! Do I have to spell it out for you? C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D. Cuh-losed! Not only that, but the very last box of Snail Bites shipped out days ago! They were such a hit they flew out of the stores and now, we've run out of ingredients! From what I hear, the owner even dropped out of the pet food business entirely! Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't he, huh? He's made his money!<br />
SpongeBob: You see, Gary? There are no more...<br />
Factory Worker: I mean, it's not like I wouldn't do the same thing if I were in his shoes!<br />
SpongeBob: So, you see, Gary, there...<br />
Factory Worker: Why would anybody go around punishing themselves, just for the sake of the happiness of a few pets or...<br />
SpongeBob: Would you mind being quiet for one second, please!<br />
Factory Worker: Sorry.<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, they're completely sold out. There are no more Snail Bites left in the entire world and there never will be!<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: [frustrated] What do you want me to do, Gary? [flails his arms in annoyance and frustration] Travel the Earth, checking ever pet store in existence to see if they happen to have a box of Snail Bites left? Is that what you want?<br />
Gary: Meow! [SpongeBob and Gary begin going on an expedition to various pet stores, but none of the stores have Snail Bites]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, take a look at this map. [Opens a map with pet stores all over the world marked on it] This is a map of every pet store in the entire world! We've been to every single one of them, Gary! And not one of them has the treats you are after! Not one! I can't keep looking, Gary. I just can't.<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow! [bubble transition to SpongeBob's house] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Your snail's still meowing? I have experience with these situations. You're the sponge. He is the snail. You just have to say "no" in a very firm voice!<br />
SpongeBob: But I don't want to say no to my wittle Gare-Bear! I want him to be happy!<br />
Patrick: Well, you gotta be firm, SpongeBob! Sometimes, you have to no when to say know. Oh, wait, wait, wait, it's the other way around. You have to know when to say "no". Yeah, that's it!<br />
SpongeBob: But I don't know how to say no, Patrick!<br />
Patrick: No problem, SpongeBob! You can practice on me! Pretend I'm Gary and tell me "no".<br />
SpongeBob: [grunts] I can't! You're so cute!<br />
Patrick: [pants like a dog] Do it, SpongeBob! [continues panting] [SpongeBob keeps grunting] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!<br />
SpongeBob: No.<br />
Patrick: Stop it! [cries and goes back to rock]<br />
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, this won't be easy, but the time has come when I must say nee, nn... Oh, Gary, It's a photo, it's a framed photo of the moment I picked you up at the pound. [takes photo and looks at it] I remember that day like it was yesterday. Oh, and a photo of the time you built me a castle made of glitter and lollipops. [sniffles] Gary, this is the most special... Oh. Nice try, Gary.<br />
Gary: Meow!<br />
SpongeBob: Gare-Bear, we looked everywhere. There are no more Snail Bites. I'm sorry Gary, but the answer is no. [Gary meows and goes back into house to take a nap, leaving SpongeBob surprised that he won't have to get distracted again. Cuts to Patrick's rock.]<br />
Patrick: This last known box of Snail Bites sure is delicious! [notices the box is empty] Hey! It's empty! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Treats!_(Episode)Treats! (Episode)2018-05-17T21:36:31Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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'''Treats!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
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==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[Margaret SquarePants|margaret]]<br />
*[[Mr. Puff|Mr. Puff]]<br />
*[[ Star]]<br />
*[[Snail monster]]<br />
*[[Purple Fish]]<br />
*[[Green Fish]]<br />
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===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob's House]]<br />
*[[Snail Bites]] Factory<br />
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===Plot===<br />
[[Gary]] is eager to indulge in some [[Snail Bites]] that [[SpongeBob]] brings home. But then he can't seem to get enough...<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*Gary meows more often in this episode than any other episode, even more often than in [[Culture Shock (Episode)|Culture Shock]].<br />
*At the end of this episode Patrick starts to meow like Gary because Patrick ran out of Snail Bites.<br />
*One small "no" apparently freaks out Patrick.<br />
* In this episode [[Patrick]] eats snail food.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Treats!|Transcript for Treats!]]<br />
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<div>[The episode begins at Squidward's house. Squidward is dancing along with the music from "The Nutcracker Suite." Squidward continues to dance and show off some of his moves. Just then, SpongeBob appears and joins in the dancing as well.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [whispering] You dance divinely.<br />
[Squidward freaks out and clings himself to the ceiling with his suction cups. He loses his grip and falls to the floor. Patrick appears, removes the record from the phonograph and places a different record on it. The record begins playing funky, rock music.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Shall we?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I love this song!<br />
[Patrick and SpongeBob dance to the rock music. Squidward gets really angry and removes the record from the phonograph.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Why are you nitwits in my house?<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're bored!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' And we don't want to be bored!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We want to have fun.<br />
[Patrick kicks the pillar holding Squidward's head sculpture. Squidward screams and catches the sculpture before it hits the floor. Squidward sighs in relief and his head shatters. SpongeBob is standing upside down and Patrick eats his pants.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward. Give us something fun to do. Please?<br />
[Squidward groans and Patrick's stomach grumbles.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, let's play lunch!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No problem. I'll whip up some grub.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the kitchen and begin taking stuff out of Squidward's fridge and cabinets.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Leave my kitchen alone!<br />
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SpongeBob: Hm, there must be something I can scavenge up around here.<br />
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Squidward: [grins evilly and gets an idea] Oh! That's it. How would you two like to go on a... scavenger hunt?<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Scavenger hunt?<br />
Patrick: What's a scavenger hunt?<br />
[SpongeBob takes out a dictionary from his head, turns the pages with his nose, and looks up the word, "Scavenger Hunt."]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [reading] "A party game in which participants work in teams to collect a list of miscellaneous objects!" Scavenger hunt, yeah! What's first on the list, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Um, oh, uh, well, let's see. [takes out a roll of toilet paper and pretends to read something on it] Bring back the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle and began searching all over the place to look for Squidward's "Desert Sandwich." SpongeBob looks for it in the phonograph.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Sandwich?<br />
[Patrick looks for it under Squidward's picture.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [looks for it in Squidward's nose, which causes him to scream] Sandwich? Sandwich? [lets go of Squidward's nose]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [straightens out his nose] Not in here! The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands, out there!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [he and SpongeBob stop looking] Oh.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out and shuts the door] Phew. I am a genius.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick stop at a sign pointing to the Goodlands and to the Badlands.]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Goodlands, half a league.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Goodlands. There, they see jellyfish swimming around, flowers and trees dancing, a sun and rainbow shining down and a sea unicorn skipping along.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Badlands, 20,000 leagues?<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Badlands. There, they see a dried up wasteland with a volcano, a cactus and a skeleton with sea urchins crawling out. SpongeBob and Patrick are stunned, but they decide to go there anyway. The scene changes to them traveling the Badlands. They become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they had no drinking water with them. SpongeBob and Patrick collapsed from exhaustion.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' So...thirsty. [rings SpongeBob's sweat and drinks it for water] Oh.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [dried up and very weak] It's no use. We'll never find the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[Suddenly, a sand tornado appears out of nowhere. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror and sand gets into their eyes. The sand tornado lifts them in the air and starts to carry them away. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward is in his bathroom, dancing with "The Nutcracker Suite" again. The door opens and Squidward flies backwards. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! We did it! We brought back the first item!<br />
[A sand tornado comes through the door and into the living room.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Sand? [sand is blown in Squidward's face]<br />
[The sand tornado dies down, revealing a witch within it. The witch cackles.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [spits out the sand] Witch? [the witch cackles] Oh, good grief! Not that kind of sand witch! The Desert Sandwich has tomatoes and bread and—and—mayo.<br />
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'''Sand Witch:''' No worries, I used to work at an evil deli. [creates a sandwich with her magic] Ta-da!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, looks pretty good. [takes a bite and spikes poke out from his cheeks; he screams as the sandwich comes to life and bites his nose] Get it off! Get it off! [gets mauled by the sandwich monster]<br />
[The sand witch cackles. The scene changes to the sandwich monster being locked in the refrigerator.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' What's next on our scavenger hunt, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Hmm...oh. [sees a picture of a flower] Mm-hmm. Your next item is the Boxing Begonia! [spins the globes and points to the location] It only grows in the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Ooh! [giggle as they run out the door]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Ha. That'll keep them out of my hair. [rubs his head and it glimmers since he has no hair] Oh.<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick looking down at the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' It's so straight-down-y.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Patrick. A scavenger is always prepared. [pulls out a rope, ties it to a nearby rock and goes to climb down, but the rope isn't long enough] The rope is too short! We need another one!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [throws down a rope] Here!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Patrick! Where'd you get another rope?<br />
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Patrick: From that rock!<br />
[Patrick slips off the edge and falls down into the canyon with SpongeBob, crashing into some stalagmites in the process. They both crash to the ground below the canyon.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Found it!<br />
[The scene changes back to Squidward's house where Squidward resumes his dancing. SpongeBob and Patrick swing into his house through the window with the Boxing Begonia they found.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We're back!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' What? But—but it's not possible! [becomes amazed at the Boxing Begonia's beauty] Boxing Begonia? It's beautiful.<br />
[The Boxing Begonia comes to life and starts beating up Squidward with boxing gloves.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is against the ropes. A left, a right.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' How can a man stand it?<br />
[Squidward falls flat on the floor, knocking out his dentures.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, and the champ is down!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [holding up the Boxing Begonia] The winner!<br />
[The scene changes to a beaten up Squidward pacing back and forth.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' How do you keep finding everything?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [meditating] You have to keep your skull... numb.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, we're numbskulls!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs and takes out a book] Your next mission is to find [points to the picture of the Loch Ness Monster] the Loch Ness Monster and bring him back...alive.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, the Loch Ness Monster!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, so good! Oh, so good! [takes out a notebook and a pencil; he sharpens his pencil with his bellybutton] What color?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pushes the sofa] Doesn't matter! Good luck! [throws them out and grins evilly] They'll never find it. And if they do, it'll eat them. [laughs] It's a win-win. [yelps as the sofa falls on top of him]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick rowing their boat upside-down in the rivers of Scotland.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' How are we gonna find a monster in the dark? I can't see anything.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We don't have to find it. It'll find us. [pulls out some bagpipes and plays music with it]<br />
[As SpongeBob plays music with his bagpipes, a shadowy creature swims around and looms over them. SpongeBob and Patrick wail in fright. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward resumes his dancing and is playing with his clarinet while wearing a beautiful, purple hat.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs] I'm the greatest. [hears a knock at the door] And here comes the worst. [takes off his hat]<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [enters] We're back!<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster smashes through the wall above the front door with his head.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [shuddering] The lo—lo— The Loch Ness Monster! How did you find it?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, simple. [takes out his bagpipe] Bagpipes.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [grabs the bagpipe] It likes bagpipe music? [the bagpipes blow air out]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' No, it hates it.<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster roars, grabs Squidward with his mouth, and swallows him whole with the bagpipes.]<br />
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'''The Loch Ness Monster:''' Ahh...<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' But it sure loves to eat 'em!<br />
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'''French Narrator:''' One very long digestive tract later...<br />
[Squidward is completely worn out from nearly being digested from the Loch Ness Monster. SpongeBob and Patrick bounce on the sofa while Squidward sits in agony.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Give us another one! Give us another one! Give us another one!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, brother! [grins evilly and comes up with another idea] Brother...<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, just one more.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pretends to act nervous] Well, all right, it's—it's impossible, but... [sniffles as he pretends to cry] if only you could find my long lost brother.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold Squidward's hands] Brother?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [chuckles wickedly as he grabs his picture and draws a moustache on it; he turns around and pretends to be heartbroken] I haven't seen him since he was a baby.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aww.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Baby with a mustache.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [rubs his head] He was an early bloomer.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' What was his name?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Name, huh? Um...<br />
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SpongeBob: "Um?" Aw, what a pretty name.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pretends to be heartbroken] If I could just see him again... [pretends to cry] No.<br />
[Bob and Larry fall for Squidward's cruel lies and they sob crazily.]<br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, that was beautiful!<br />
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'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob!<br />
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'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Pull yourselves together!<br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Yes, you have a show to wrap-up!<br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, your right. I'm sorry. Where were we?<br />
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'''Larry:''' Madame Blueberry.<br />
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[Bob and Larry sob crazily]<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' All right, that does it. Cue the music!<br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Unless, of course, you have any objections!<br />
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'''Bob:''' No... I don't care. Go ahead.<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Hit it, boys!<br />
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'''Singers:''' And so what we have learned applies to our lives today and God has a lot to say in his book.<br />
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[Bob sniffles]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Even my armpits are crying! [blows nose]<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Eww! <br />
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'''Singers:''' You see, we know that God's word is for everyone and now that our song is done, we'll take a look.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got some extreme scavenging to do!<br />
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Patrick: Yeah!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [carries them out the door] Oh, thank you. [throws them down and slams the door] I'm free! [laughs]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick finding Squidward's "brother" in the streets of Bikini Bottom.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob looks for Squidward's "brother" in Jellyfish Fields.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [climbs up a tree with Patrick] Squidward's brother! [peeks into a jellyfish hive] Squidward's brother? [he and Patrick get stung by jellyfish]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick pop out of an old lady's bathtub when an old lady was taking a bath.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Squidward's brother? [he and SpongeBob get whacked in the heads by the old lady]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick go to look for Squidward's "brother" at Squidward's house. SpongeBob knocks on the door and Squidward answers it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [gasps with Patrick] He's right here! Squidward's brother!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' The rascal shaved his moustache!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs] Good grief. [slams the door on SpongeBob and Patrick]<br />
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'''French Narrator:''' Six months later...<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick are completely tired and their voices have grown weak from looking for Squidward's "brother."]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [weakly] Um! Squidward's brother!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [weakly] Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick bump into a mailbox and it reads "Mrs. Tentacles" on it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Tentacles? [run up to Mrs. Tentacles' house and knocks on the door with his nose; Mrs. Tentacles answers] Mrs. Tentacles, you're Squidward's mother. You must know where Squidward's brother is.<br />
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'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Brother? Squidward never had a brother. One of him was enough. [shuts the door]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, that's so sad. Squidward wanted a baby brother so badly he imagined one.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, man. Now it'll take even longer to find him.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hm? [a rain cloud forms above his head] Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm!<br />
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Patrick: I've got you, buddy. [takes out an umbrella and puts it over SpongeBob's head]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, let it flow. [his body absorbs the raindrops from his raincloud] Ooh, I have a plan.<br />
[The scene changes to Squidward playing his song "I Hate People" on his clarinet while dancing around and destroying everything inside SpongeBob's house. He enters SpongeBob's room and spins Gary around.]<br />
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Gary: [groans as he is annoyed with Squidward; he goes into his shell and puts earmuffs on] Meow!<br />
[Squidward jumps outside and hops on top of Patrick's rock. It is revealed that while SpongeBob and Patrick had been gone for six months, he attached their houses onto his own house and made it into his own playground. He slides back into his house through the window and finishes his song.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, I love my two new homes. And best of all, I haven't heard from those idiots in months! [laughs until SpongeBob and Patrick squish him with the front door as they enter]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward. We found your brother.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pulls himself off to door and cruelly laughs at them] You urchin brains! I never had a brother!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' You do now!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Two brothers! Us!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' What are you morons talking about?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [takes Mrs. Tentacles by the hand and leads her in] Come on in, Mama.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [stammering as he is shocked to see his mother] Ma—Mama?<br />
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'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Isn't it lovely, dear? I've adopted your two little friends.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold up their adoption papers] Brothers.<br />
[Squidward begins to lose his sanity as he panics like crazy. He rubs his head until it exploded. The scene changes to a camera man preparing to take a picture of Mrs. Tentacles, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick.]<br />
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'''Camera Man:''' Oh, what a beautiful family—yeee. Smile!<br />
[Mrs. Tentacles, SpongeBob and Patrick smile for the camera while Squidward groans in defeat. The camera snaps a picture of the "family", thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Snail_MailEpisode Transcript: Snail Mail2018-04-06T01:19:12Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode opens up outside of SpongeBob's house.]<br />
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French Narrator: Ahh, a happy pineapple under the sea. Let's take a peek inside, shall we?<br />
[Inside SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is sitting on his chair, feeling bored.]<br />
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French Narrator: You will notice that the sponge is bored, because his best friend Patrick is away.<br />
[SpongeBob slides onto the floor.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ohh!<br />
[He picks up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy magazine.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmm... what's this?<br />
[Reading the pen pal article.]<br />
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SpongeBob: All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out a paper and a pencil from his head. He sharpens his pencil with his teeth like a pencil sharpener. He lays on the floor and begins writing on the paper.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Hmm... "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants..." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. I love frying and I'm very good at it. Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now for the envelope.<br />
[SpongeBob leaps over Gary and runs into the kitchen to get an envelope. However, when he came back, Gary is slithering slime all over his letter.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Gary, get off of that! You'll spot my masterpiece!<br />
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Gary: Meow, meow.<br />
[Gary slithers away. SpongeBob picks up his letter, now covered in slime.]<br />
French Narrator: Uh-oh. It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "Frying." Making it look like the word "Flying." This is probably going to be a problem later on.<br />
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SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a little slime.<br />
[SpongeBob puts the slimy letter in the envelope and seals it with his tongue.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ah, perfect!<br />
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French Narrator: 4 to 6 days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mailbox to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mailbox and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob bursts out of his mailbox and runs inside his house. SpongeBob opens the envelope and begins the read.]<br />
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SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by... [gasps]<br />
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French Narrator: See? What did I tell you?<br />
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SpongeBob: Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly!<br />
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Gary: Meow?<br />
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SpongeBob: Ha! What a silly misunderstanding. "I can't believe I know a real life pilot! I wish I could watch you fly, because I am dying!" [gasps] Dying?! Not Pen Pal.<br />
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SpongeBob: I don't want to let him down and say that I can't fly. 'Cause then, his dying wish will never come true.<br />
[SpongeBob imagines his pen pal's funeral.]<br />
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Priest: We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal. He died disappointed.<br />
[The four mailfish dump the carcass of Pen Pal into a mailbox and salutes him. The mailbox sinks into the ground as lightning flashes the sky. SpongeBob's imagination ends. SpongeBob comes up with an idea and jumps on his chair.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out another piece of paper and a pencil and begins writing a letter.]<br />
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SpongeBob: "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!"<br />
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French Narrator: 4 to 6 more days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mail slot to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mail slot and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob opens the envelope with his nose and begins the read.]<br />
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SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" [screams] Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flier! I'm a liar!<br />
[SpongeBob freaks out and runs all over his house in panic. Gary throws water at SpongeBob to calm him down.]<br />
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Gary: Meow.<br />
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SpongeBob: Good thinking, Gary. [wrings himself out] Sandy will know just what to do.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy's Treedome. Inside, Sandy is working on one of her inventions.]<br />
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Sandy: What can I do ya for, SquarePants?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I did a bad thing, Sandy! I did a very bad thing!<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
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Sandy: Here. Take these. They're clean.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no. It's not that. It's... it's...<br />
[SpongeBob hyperventilates himself and frantically takes off his water helmet.]<br />
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SpongeBob: I lied! [puts his helmet back on and fills it up with his tears] I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! [pulls his pants up in embarrassment]<br />
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Sandy: Relax, SpongeBob. You're twitchin' like a prairie dog on a cow-skin rug.<br />
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SpongeBob: Uh, what on a which?<br />
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Sandy: What's got your behind a-buzzin'?<br />
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SpongeBob: By who I've a where's in?<br />
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Sandy: [sighs] What did you lie about, SpongeBob?<br />
[SpongeBob feels hesitant about telling Sandy about his lie. But he eventually gives in. He takes a deep breath and as talks to her, bubbles foam around his helmet.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Well, there was this big misunderstanding and now my pen pal thinks I can fly! And I don't think I ever mean it, but now I have to! He doesn't see me fly and I don't know how! If I don't fly, he'll die disappointed! I made a horrible mistake, Sandy! Please help!<br />
[SpongeBob inhales the bubbles in his mouth and belches.]<br />
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Sandy: Well, it ain't no lie if you actually learn how to fly. And I can help you with that!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Sure.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy putting SpongeBob in a flight training machine.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Seatbelt, check. Controls, check.<br />
[Sandy turns on her machine. On the screen, it shows a video game version of an airplane getting ready to fly. As SpongeBob begins his flight training, the airplane on the screen starts flying.]<br />
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Sandy: Proper take off, check. How are ya doing in there?<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, I'm good.<br />
[SpongeBob continues his training until he sees his pineapple house.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, there's my house!<br />
[SpongeBob parachutes off and goes inside his house.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Oops. I've forgot to feed Gary.<br />
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Gary: Meow.<br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, hi Gary.<br />
[The airplane crash lands near SpongeBob's house and the screen shows Game Over.]<br />
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Sandy: [sighs] Failed. Alright, let's try that again! SpongeBob? Hmm?<br />
[Sandy turns and sees her flight training machine severely damaged and SpongeBob is no where in sight. The scene changes to SpongeBob in a wooden airplane tied up with a rope.]<br />
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Sandy: Alright, SpongeBob. I tied ya up to a rope so you won't be able to go too far off course.<br />
[Sandy turns the propeller.]<br />
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Sandy: Contact!<br />
[SpongeBob's wooden airplane lifts into the air and starts to fly.]<br />
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SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!<br />
[As the wooden airplane flies around in a circle, the rope starts to ravel around the pole, getting the airplane tangled on it.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Did I do it?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Hmm. Good enough.<br />
[Sandy stamps the word "Ready" on her checklist. The scene changes to the Bikini Bottom Air Show where pilots are preparing to entertain the audience with their planes. SpongeBob walks into the arena with a pilot suit on and is ready to perform in the show. He sees an old man on a wheel chair, coughing. SpongeBob rushes over to meet him.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Hey, you must be Pen Pal!<br />
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Frail Fish: [coughs]<br />
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SpongeBob: What an honor it is to finally meet you! Oh, you pretty, pretty pen pal you.<br />
Frail Fish: Hmm? [coughs]<br />
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SpongeBob: I just wanted to say that today... Today... [reads the writing on his hand] "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. I promise to fly to the best of my ability just for you." Oh, I will not let you down.<br />
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Frail Fish: [coughs and then punches his chest]<br />
[SpongeBob punches his chest as if he believes that he is putting his hand on his heart.]<br />
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SpongeBob: My heart is full too, Pen Pal. [sniffs] My heart is full too.<br />
[SpongeBob runs back to the starting line. The old man coughs up a Krabby Patty that had been stuck in his throat.]<br />
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Frail Fish: Whew! That was a close one! What was that guy talking about? [eats Krabby Patty]<br />
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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Feast your eyes upon one daring, death-defying, the Polaris, the incredible, flying sponge!<br />
[The audience cheers]<br />
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SpongeBob: Take off. Don't die. Fly a few seconds lower to the ground. Don't die. Slam. Don't die. So simple.<br />
[Something taps SpongeBob on his shoulder. SpongeBob turns around and sees a strange figure that looked like the grim reaper. SpongeBob shrieks.]<br />
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Steve: [uncovers his hood] Steve's the name and scythes on the game! You need a scythe? Steve's got ya covered! One scythe fits all!<br />
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Sandy: Get outta here, Steve!<br />
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Steve: [walks away] Oh, I gotta say in it.<br />
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SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm nervous.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
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SpongeBob: No, it's still not that.<br />
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Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. You'll be, uh, just fine. Yeah.<br />
[Sandy backs away and walks over to a group of firefighters and paramedics.]<br />
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Sandy: Get ready, boys! The bronco is loose! I repeat, the bronco is loose!<br />
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SpongeBob: [looks at the control panel in nervousness] Just fine.<br />
[SpongeBob presses several buttons and the plane begins to warm up.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Pen Pal, this one's for you.<br />
[SpongeBob's plane drives down the runway and slowly begins to take off. SpongeBob pulls down the lever and the plane starts to fly. The audience cheers in astonishment.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! I'm flying! Yee-haw!<br />
[Suddenly, to SpongeBob's surprise, Patrick is running on the runway below him.]<br />
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I can't believe you can actually fly like you said in your letter!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick? You're Pen Pal?<br />
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Patrick: [laughs] Duh! [laughs]<br />
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SpongeBob: But... but you said you were dying! You're not dying!<br />
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Patrick: Dying? Oh, oh! You didn't read the whole letter!<br />
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SpongeBob: [pulls out the letter] See? It says, "I wish I could watch you fly because I am dying!"<br />
Patrick: [pulls out his second letter] And here's the second page! "To see you as a real pilot, SpongeBob. Here are some other things I like to see: candy rain, a firetruck full of clowns, and... a bunch of other stuff."<br />
SpongeBob: It all makes sense now! [laughs] Oh, Patrick! [laughs]<br />
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Patrick: [laughs as his letter slips off his hands] You thought I was dying!<br />
[As SpongeBob laughs, Patrick's second half of his letter flies into SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob screams in fear and he accidentally makes to plane fly out of control. The plane's wing scoops Patrick up and Patrick falls into the cockpit. The plane turns around and gets its landing gear caught on a candy stand. SpongeBob continues to scream until Patrick takes the letter off SpongeBob's face.]<br />
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Patrick: Watch out!<br />
[SpongeBob's sees that his plane is flying straight towards Sandy, the firefighters and the paramedics. SpongeBob desperately tries to control the plane and makes it fly upwards. The plane is now flying upside down and begins to rain candy from the candy stand as the firefighters gives a chase.]<br />
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Patrick: Candy rain, check!<br />
[The plane then flies towards a food vendor with two children. The kids and the vendor ran away and the plane flies upwards. The candy stand hits the ice cream stand and splatters ice cream all over Sandy and the firefighters, making them appear with clown faces.]<br />
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Patrick: Firetruck clowns, check!<br />
[The plane then flies into a flower-shaped cloud and bounces back and forth. The plane then spirals out of control and flies directly into a first class airplane.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane comes out of the first class airplane. The airplane splits into two halves.]<br />
Passengers and crew: Heave-ho!<br />
[The passengers and crew pulls the airplane back in place.]<br />
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Patrick: Fly first class, check!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane turns around. SpongeBob and Patrick gasps in horror when they see the plane's left wing is falling apart.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ah, something's wrong with the plane! Here, take the controls!<br />
[SpongeBob jumps out of the cockpit and goes to fix the wing.]<br />
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Patrick: Take what now?<br />
[Patrick grabs on the handle. SpongeBob fixes the wing and the plane continues to fly out of control. The plane then scoops up Abigail Marge, who is playing tennis with Sadie, and Perry, who is acting as referee. The firetruck with Sandy and the firefighters continues chasing after SpongeBob's plane. SpongeBob and Abigail play tennis as the plane continues to fly. SpongeBob hits the tennis ball and accidentally breaks Abigail's racket.]<br />
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Perry: Match point, SpongeBob.<br />
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Patrick: Whoo-hoo! Check and check!<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hey, Patrick. Who's flying the plane?!<br />
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Patrick: I am!<br />
[SpongeBob runs back into the cockpit.]<br />
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Patrick: No, wait.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick both hop in the cockpit. The plane begins to break down and shakes Abigail and Perry off. Sandy and the firefighters catch Perry and Abigail with a safety net. The plane flies around and is now driven off course.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Hold on! We're going down!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane breaks down and descends downward. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror. But just as the plane is about to hit the ground, it stops in midair. SpongeBob and Patrick stop screaming. SpongeBob sees that the plane's gas tank is completely empty.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Whew! We ran out of gas.<br />
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Patrick: Uh, don't worry! I've got this! [fills SpongeBob's plane with gas] Yep!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane starts up again and smashes into the ground. Sandy and the firefighters arrive and try to put out the fire caused by the plane crash. SpongeBob and Patrick exit the plane unharmed.]<br />
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Patrick: Thanks for helping me finish my list, SpongeBob.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants. This time, SpongeBob takes it.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick, it was my pleasure.<br />
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Patrick: Really? Well, if you don't mind, I have a couple of other things I'd like to see. [pulls out his list]<br />
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SpongeBob: Let's hear 'em.<br />
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Patrick: [reads list] "An edible balloon, a skateboarding snail, a tower of loose meat that tastes like ice cream, some ghosts..."<br />
[As SpongeBob and Patrick walk off into the sunset, Sandy and the firefighters struggle to put out the fire while two planes and a blimp fly around in the sky and people running around in panic, thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Snail_MailEpisode Transcript: Snail Mail2018-04-03T21:42:41Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode opens up outside of SpongeBob's house.]<br />
<br />
French Narrator: Ahh, a happy pineapple under the sea. Let's take a peek inside, shall we?<br />
[Inside SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is sitting on his chair, feeling bored.]<br />
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French Narrator: You will notice that the sponge is bored, because his best friend Patrick is away.<br />
[SpongeBob slides onto the floor.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ohh!<br />
[He picks up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy magazine.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmm... what's this?<br />
[Reading the pen pal article.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out a paper and a pencil from his head. He sharpens his pencil with his teeth like a pencil sharpener. He lays on the floor and begins writing on the paper.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Hmm... "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants..." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. I love frying and I'm very good at it. Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now for the envelope.<br />
[SpongeBob leaps over Gary and runs into the kitchen to get an envelope. However, when he came back, Gary is slithering slime all over his letter.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Gary, get off of that! You'll spot my masterpiece!<br />
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Gary: Meow, meow.<br />
[Gary slithers away. SpongeBob picks up his letter, now covered in slime.]<br />
French Narrator: Uh-oh. It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "Frying." Making it look like the word "Flying." This is probably going to be a problem later on.<br />
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SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a little slime.<br />
[SpongeBob puts the slimy letter in the envelope and seals it with his tongue.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ah, perfect!<br />
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French Narrator: 4 to 6 days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mailbox to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mailbox and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob bursts out of his mailbox and runs inside his house. SpongeBob opens the envelope and begins the read.]<br />
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SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by... [gasps]<br />
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French Narrator: See? What did I tell you?<br />
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SpongeBob: Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly!<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ha! What a silly misunderstanding. "I can't believe I know a real life pilot! I wish I could watch you fly, because I am dying!" [gasps] Dying?! Not Pen Pal!<br />
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SpongeBob: I don't want to let him down and say that I can't fly. 'Cause then, his dying wish will never come true.<br />
[SpongeBob imagines his pen pal's funeral.]<br />
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Priest: We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal. He died disappointed.<br />
[The four mailfish dump the carcass of Pen Pal into a mailbox and salutes him. The mailbox sinks into the ground as lightning flashes the sky. SpongeBob's imagination ends. SpongeBob comes up with an idea and jumps on his chair.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out another piece of paper and a pencil and begins writing a letter.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!"<br />
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French Narrator: 4 to 6 more days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mail slot to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mail slot and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob opens the envelope with his nose and begins the read.]<br />
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SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" [screams] Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flier! I'm a liar!<br />
[SpongeBob freaks out and runs all over his house in panic. Gary throws water at SpongeBob to calm him down.]<br />
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Gary: Meow.<br />
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SpongeBob: Good thinking, Gary. [wrings himself out] Sandy will know just what to do.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy's Treedome. Inside, Sandy is working on one of her inventions.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: What can I do ya for, SquarePants?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I did a bad thing, Sandy! I did a very bad thing!<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Here. Take these. They're clean.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no. It's not that. It's... it's...<br />
[SpongeBob hyperventilates himself and frantically takes off his water helmet.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I lied! [puts his helmet back on and fills it up with his tears] I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! [pulls his pants up in embarrassment]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Relax, SpongeBob. You're twitchin' like a prairie dog on a cow-skin rug.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, what on a which?<br />
<br />
Sandy: What's got your behind a-buzzin'?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: By who I've a where's in?<br />
<br />
Sandy: [sighs] What did you lie about, SpongeBob?<br />
[SpongeBob feels hesitant about telling Sandy about his lie. But he eventually gives in. He takes a deep breath and as talks to her, bubbles foam around his helmet.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, there was this big misunderstanding and now my pen pal thinks I can fly! And I don't think I ever mean it, but now I have to! He doesn't see me fly and I don't know how! If I don't fly, he'll die disappointed! I made a horrible mistake, Sandy! Please help!<br />
[SpongeBob inhales the bubbles in his mouth and belches.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Well, it ain't no lie if you actually learn how to fly. And I can help you with that!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Sure.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy putting SpongeBob in a flight training machine.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Seatbelt, check. Controls, check.<br />
[Sandy turns on her machine. On the screen, it shows a video game version of an airplane getting ready to fly. As SpongeBob begins his flight training, the airplane on the screen starts flying.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Proper take off, check. How are ya doing in there?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm good.<br />
[SpongeBob continues his training until he sees his pineapple house.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, there's my house!<br />
[SpongeBob parachutes off and goes inside his house.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oops. I've forgot to feed Gary.<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, hi Gary.<br />
[The airplane crash lands near SpongeBob's house and the screen shows Game Over.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: [sighs] Failed. Alright, let's try that again! SpongeBob? Hmm?<br />
[Sandy turns and sees her flight training machine severely damaged and SpongeBob is no where in sight. The scene changes to SpongeBob in a wooden airplane tied up with a rope.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Alright, SpongeBob. I tied ya up to a rope so you won't be able to go too far off course.<br />
[Sandy turns the propeller.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Contact!<br />
[SpongeBob's wooden airplane lifts into the air and starts to fly.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!<br />
[As the wooden airplane flies around in a circle, the rope starts to ravel around the pole, getting the airplane tangled on it.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Did I do it?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Hmm. Good enough.<br />
[Sandy stamps the word "Ready" on her checklist. The scene changes to the Bikini Bottom Air Show where pilots are preparing to entertain the audience with their planes. SpongeBob walks into the arena with a pilot suit on and is ready to perform in the show. He sees an old man on a wheel chair, coughing. SpongeBob rushes over to meet him.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, you must be Pen Pal!<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: [coughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What an honor it is to finally meet you! Oh, you pretty, pretty pen pal you.<br />
Frail Fish: Hmm? [coughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I just wanted to say that today... Today... [reads the writing on his hand] "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. I promise to fly to the best of my ability just for you." Oh, I will not let you down.<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: [coughs and then punches his chest]<br />
[SpongeBob punches his chest as if he believes that he is putting his hand on his heart.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My heart is full too, Pen Pal. [sniffs] My heart is full too.<br />
[SpongeBob runs back to the starting line. The old man coughs up a Krabby Patty that had been stuck in his throat.]<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: Whew! That was a close one! What was that guy talking about? [eats Krabby Patty]<br />
<br />
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Feast your eyes upon one daring, death-defying, the Polaris, the incredible, flying sponge!<br />
[The audience cheers]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Take off. Don't die. Fly a few seconds lower to the ground. Don't die. Slam. Don't die. So simple.<br />
[Something taps SpongeBob on his shoulder. SpongeBob turns around and sees a strange figure that looked like the grim reaper. SpongeBob shrieks.]<br />
<br />
Steve: [uncovers his hood] Steve's the name and scythes on the game! You need a scythe? Steve's got ya covered! One scythe fits all!<br />
<br />
Sandy: Get outta here, Steve!<br />
<br />
Steve: [walks away] Oh, I gotta say in it.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm nervous.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, it's still not that.<br />
<br />
Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. You'll be, uh, just fine. Yeah.<br />
[Sandy backs away and walks over to a group of firefighters and paramedics.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Get ready, boys! The bronco is loose! I repeat, the bronco is loose!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [looks at the control panel in nervousness] Just fine.<br />
[SpongeBob presses several buttons and the plane begins to warm up.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Pen Pal, this one's for you.<br />
[SpongeBob's plane drives down the runway and slowly begins to take off. SpongeBob pulls down the lever and the plane starts to fly. The audience cheers in astonishment.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! I'm flying! Yee-haw!<br />
[Suddenly, to SpongeBob's surprise, Patrick is running on the runway below him.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I can't believe you can actually fly like you said in your letter!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick? You're Pen Pal?<br />
<br />
Patrick: [laughs] Duh! [laughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But... but you said you were dying! You're not dying!<br />
<br />
<br />
Patrick: Dying? Oh, oh! You didn't read the whole letter!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [pulls out the letter] See? It says, "I wish I could watch you fly because I am dying!"<br />
Patrick: [pulls out his second letter] And here's the second page! "To see you as a real pilot, SpongeBob. Here are some other things I like to see: candy rain, a firetruck full of clowns, and... a bunch of other stuff."<br />
SpongeBob: It all makes sense now! [laughs] Oh, Patrick! [laughs]<br />
<br />
Patrick: [laughs as his letter slips off his hands] You thought I was dying!<br />
[As SpongeBob laughs, Patrick's second half of his letter flies into SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob screams in fear and he accidentally makes to plane fly out of control. The plane's wing scoops Patrick up and Patrick falls into the cockpit. The plane turns around and gets its landing gear caught on a candy stand. SpongeBob continues to scream until Patrick takes the letter off SpongeBob's face.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Watch out!<br />
[SpongeBob's sees that his plane is flying straight towards Sandy, the firefighters and the paramedics. SpongeBob desperately tries to control the plane and makes it fly upwards. The plane is now flying upside down and begins to rain candy from the candy stand as the firefighters gives a chase.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Candy rain, check!<br />
[The plane then flies towards a food vendor with two children. The kids and the vendor ran away and the plane flies upwards. The candy stand hits the ice cream stand and splatters ice cream all over Sandy and the firefighters, making them appear with clown faces.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Firetruck clowns, check!<br />
[The plane then flies into a flower-shaped cloud and bounces back and forth. The plane then spirals out of control and flies directly into a first class airplane.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane comes out of the first class airplane. The airplane splits into two halves.]<br />
Passengers and crew: Heave-ho!<br />
[The passengers and crew pulls the airplane back in place.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Fly first class, check!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane turns around. SpongeBob and Patrick gasps in horror when they see the plane's left wing is falling apart.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ah, something's wrong with the plane! Here, take the controls!<br />
[SpongeBob jumps out of the cockpit and goes to fix the wing.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Take what now?<br />
[Patrick grabs on the handle. SpongeBob fixes the wing and the plane continues to fly out of control. The plane then scoops up Abigail Marge, who is playing tennis with Sadie, and Perry, who is acting as referee. The firetruck with Sandy and the firefighters continues chasing after SpongeBob's plane. SpongeBob and Abigail play tennis as the plane continues to fly. SpongeBob hits the tennis ball and accidentally breaks Abigail's racket.]<br />
<br />
Perry: Match point, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Whoo-hoo! Check and check!<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hey, Patrick. Who's flying the plane?!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I am!<br />
[SpongeBob runs back into the cockpit.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: No, wait.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick both hop in the cockpit. The plane begins to break down and shakes Abigail and Perry off. Sandy and the firefighters catch Perry and Abigail with a safety net. The plane flies around and is now driven off course.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hold on! We're going down!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane breaks down and descends downward. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror. But just as the plane is about to hit the ground, it stops in midair. SpongeBob and Patrick stop screaming. SpongeBob sees that the plane's gas tank is completely empty.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whew! We ran out of gas.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Uh, don't worry! I've got this! [fills SpongeBob's plane with gas] Yep!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane starts up again and smashes into the ground. Sandy and the firefighters arrive and try to put out the fire caused by the plane crash. SpongeBob and Patrick exit the plane unharmed.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Thanks for helping me finish my list, SpongeBob.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants. This time, SpongeBob takes it.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, it was my pleasure.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Really? Well, if you don't mind, I have a couple of other things I'd like to see. [pulls out his list]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's hear 'em.<br />
<br />
Patrick: [reads list] "An edible balloon, a skateboarding snail, a tower of loose meat that tastes like ice cream, some ghosts..."<br />
[As SpongeBob and Patrick walk off into the sunset, Sandy and the firefighters struggle to put out the fire while two planes and a blimp fly around in the sky and people running around in panic, thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Plankton%27s_Good_EyeEpisode Transcript: Plankton's Good Eye2018-03-30T00:58:03Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Good job laddy, another fruitful day pushing patties.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Push-a-what?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You know, turning patties into lettuce. [Bites a pickle]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, I'm not following you.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Cabbage, Green Backs, Money!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, you mean your obsession<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Obsession is kind of a strong word. [opens the safe and puts the money to bed] Sleep tight, me little angels. [closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob and turns out the light]<br />
[Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it by running on the top of the dial]<br />
<br />
Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! [pulls, but nothing happens] Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: [Comes in] What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order. The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing things. Hey, how'd that pickle end up on the floor? [picks Plankton up] Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. Waste not, what not.<br />
<br />
Narrator: Approximately 10 hours later<br />
[In the Chum Bucket]<br />
<br />
Karen: Plankton, where have you been?!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Trust me, you do not want to know.<br />
<br />
Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.<br />
<br />
Plankton: No, and I probably never will.<br />
<br />
Karen: You need a more positive outlook!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could just see things way I do. [Remembers when a fish, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick squished him by stepping on him]<br />
<br />
Karen: [Gasps] Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.<br />
<br />
Karen: What you need is a second eye.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something. Looks like it's time for an upgrade!<br />
[Plankton presses a button. A machine covers him then retracts. An eye appears on the side of Plankton's head.]<br />
<br />
Plankton: [eye appears] Success! [another eye grows] Uh oh, that ain't good. [even more eyes grows] No, no, no, no no no nо nо nо no! I can see every- [an eye grows inside of him and pops out of his mouth]<br />
[Cut to Plankton screwing a brace onto his head]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Binocular vision, here I come! [presses the button again and an eye grows in the correct place this time. It grows legs] What? Oh mamma! Stop, I command you! [it begins to walk, firing a laser beam] Oh, come on, please stop! [Karen stops it] Next.<br />
[Cut to Plankton hobbling about, injured]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Karen, what am I doing wrong?<br />
<br />
Karen: Your experiments are missing essential one ingredient.<br />
<br />
Plankton: It's not love is it? Cause you know I hate that stuff.<br />
<br />
Karen: No, it's cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. [Stabs his foot with a crutch and cries] Ow! Will these do?<br />
<br />
Karen: No silly, They have to be from somebody who already has two eyes.<br />
<br />
Plankton: 2 eyes, huh? I think I know a crybaby who fits that description!<br />
[Cut to SpongeBob setting up a picnic]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi Plankton!<br />
<br />
Plankton: [jumps onto lunchbox] Hey SpongeBob, want to hear a sad story?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, not particularly.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Once upon a time, there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for said doofus, his milk was tragically spilt.[Knocks the milk over]The end.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: S-s-s-s-sad story... and so timely...! [SpongeBob cries uncontrollably, Plankton catches his tears in a bag]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Get a grip!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! [Opens his face like a refrigerator and pulls out another carton of milk]<br />
[bubble transition to Plankton tied to a table in his lab]<br />
<br />
Karen: Are you sure you want to go through with this?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Yes, let's hurry up and get it over with! [a needle lowers, fills with the tear sample then hovers above Plankton's eye] Mommy! Here comes the pain! [the needle drops some of the liquid onto Plankton's eye, then retracts] That wasn't so bad. Uh oh, here we go. [his eye splits in two] Eureka!<br />
<br />
Karen: So, does it work?<br />
<br />
Plankton: You tell me. [Throws a dart and hits bullseye] Bullseye! Now for my next target – the Krabby Patty secret formula! [Leaves The Chum Bucket] Hahahaha! [skids to a halt] Wha-? [everything is bouncing and has a smiley face] Why does everything look so weir- ... look so beautiful!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: La la la la!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Hi, SpongeBob, great to see you, buddy!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, Plankton, whatcha doing?<br />
<br />
Plankton: I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day! [he skips away]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: OK, buh-bye!<br />
[Plankton walks back into the Chum Bucket with an ice cream and a balloon]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Honey, I'm home!<br />
<br />
Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper. Did you finally steal the formula?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Formula, what formula? [Drops ice cream] I forgot the formula! I can't imagine what got into me.<br />
<br />
Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has become corrupted by SpongeBob's nice DNA. You've gone from evil.. To neevil! You're becoming as harmless as that fry cook.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Nonsense, You're imagining things.<br />
<br />
Karen: Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? Tell me what you see in these ink blots. [Holds one up that looks like a bat]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Hmm. Looks like a pretty butterfly!<br />
<br />
Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of? [Picture of snake]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Aww, it's a little puppy doggy!<br />
<br />
Karen: Try this! [Picture of nuclear explosion]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Uhh...<br />
<br />
Karen: I'll give you a hint. [Makes explosion sound]<br />
<br />
Plankton: A bouquet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?<br />
<br />
Karen: Cells from that sponge have changed your whole point of view.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. [Runs outside]<br />
[A building is on fire and citizens are screaming; Bubble Bass is trapped on the top floor, waving his arms]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Such lovely destruction!<br />
<br />
Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! [sips soda] Save me!<br />
<br />
Plankton: I'll help you! Do not worry, citizen, I'll catch you!<br />
<br />
Bubble Bass: Comin' Down.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh no. [Bubble Bass sits on him, squashing Plankton.]<br />
<br />
Bubble Bass: Thanks, buddy!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Unbelievable! I've committed another selfless act. This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong and concentrate on swiping the Krabby Patty formula. [A bottle rolls toward him] What's this? It's the Krabby Patty formula! Uh-wha.. Krabs must have lost it!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: [Standing at a bus stop with SpongeBob] And that's why your promotion means a 50% cut in salary, understand, SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs! [Salutes]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Hey Eugene! You missing anything? [Holds out the formula]<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Me Krabby Patty Formula!<br />
<br />
Plankton: That's right Krabs. Unbelievably, I found it lying on the ground! [Laughs] So I'm giving it back to you, take it.<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Something smells and it isn't my long johns. [Takes formula back] Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!<br />
Mr. Krabs: Since when do you care about stealing?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, it's this cursed new eye! I've got to get rid of it! Must become monocular again. [Tries to squeeze his eyes together] Hahaha, I did it! [They separate again. He tries to pull the eye off of his face but falls over.]<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasant Plankton.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think Plankton has really changed. He just needs some encouragement, and I know just how to do it!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh huh. [Walks away]<br />
[Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket]<br />
<br />
Plankton: My life of evil is over. [Tries to fix eyes] Hey, why is it so dark in here?<br />
[Lights turn on to reveal a surprise party]<br />
<br />
Everybody: Surprise!<br />
<br />
Plankton: [Screams]The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender, never!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [Laughs] This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give a great big hug!<br />
<br />
Plankton: What, no! Not hugs! [Plankton screams and they hug him and the new eye pops out and Plankton looks in a mirror] It's gone. That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! I'm cured! Thank you, thank you all! Especially you, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, glad I could help.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Yes, thanks to you I'm evil again, and as a token of my appreciation I'll give you all a rousing send-off with my infra-red security attack lasers! [Presses a button and lasers start shooting. Everybody screams in terror and run away. Plankton laughs.] Oh well. Depth perception's overrated anyway. [Turns to enter the lab but walks into the door and falls over]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Plankton%27s_Good_EyeEpisode Transcript: Plankton's Good Eye2018-03-29T23:05:49Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Good job laddy, another fruitful day pushing patties.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Push-a-what?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You know, turning patties into lettuce. [Bites a pickle]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, I'm not following you.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Cabbage, Green Backs, Money!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, you mean your obsession<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Obsession is kind of a strong word. [opens the safe and puts the money to bed] Sleep tight, me little angels. [closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob and turns out the light]<br />
[Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it by running on the top of the dial]<br />
<br />
Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! [pulls, but nothing happens] Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: [Comes in] What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order. The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing things. Hey, how'd that pickle end up on the floor? [picks Plankton up] Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. Waste not, what not.<br />
<br />
Narrator: Approximately 10 hours later<br />
[In the Chum Bucket]<br />
<br />
Karen: Plankton, where have you been?!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Trust me, you do not want to know.<br />
<br />
Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.<br />
<br />
Plankton: No, and I probably never will.<br />
<br />
Karen: You need a more positive outlook!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could just see things way I do. [Remembers when a fish, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick squished him by stepping on him]<br />
<br />
Karen: [Gasps] Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.<br />
<br />
Karen: What you need is a second eye.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something. Looks like it's time for an upgrade!<br />
[Plankton presses a button. A machine covers him then retracts. An eye appears on the side of Plankton's head.]<br />
<br />
Plankton: [eye appears] Success! [another eye grows] Uh oh, that ain't good. [even more eyes grows] No, no, no, no no no nо nо nо no! I can see every- [an eye grows inside of him and pops out of his mouth]<br />
[Cut to Plankton screwing a brace onto his head]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Binocular vision, here I come! [presses the button again and an eye grows in the correct place this time. It grows legs] What? Oh mamma! Stop, I command you! [it begins to walk, firing a laser beam] Oh, come on, please stop! [Karen stops it] Next.<br />
[Cut to Plankton hobbling about, injured]<br />
<br />
Plankton: Karen, what am I doing wrong?<br />
<br />
Karen: Your experiments are missing essential one ingredient.<br />
<br />
Plankton: It's not love is it? Cause you know I hate that stuff.<br />
<br />
Karen: No, it's cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. [Stabs his foot with a crutch and cries] Ow! Will these do?<br />
<br />
Karen: No silly, They have to be from somebody who already has two eyes.<br />
<br />
Plankton: 2 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!<br />
[Cut to SpongeBob setting up a picnic]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi Plankton!<br />
<br />
Plankton: [jumps onto lunchbox] Hey SpongeBob, want to hear a sad story?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, not particularly.<br />
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Plankton: Once upon a time, there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for said doofus, his milk was tragically spilt.[Knocks the milk over]The end.<br />
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SpongeBob: S-s-s-s-sad story... and so timely...! [SpongeBob cries uncontrollably, Plankton catches his tears in a bag]<br />
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Plankton: Get a grip!<br />
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SpongeBob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! [Opens his face like a refrigerator and pulls out another carton of milk]<br />
[bubble transition to Plankton tied to a table in his lab]<br />
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Karen: Are you sure you want to go through with this?<br />
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Plankton: Yes, let's hurry up and get it over with! [a needle lowers, fills with the tear sample then hovers above Plankton's eye] Mommy! Here comes the pain! [the needle drops some of the liquid onto Plankton's eye, then retracts] That wasn't so bad. Uh oh, here we go. [his eye splits in two] Eureka!<br />
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Karen: So, does it work?<br />
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Plankton: You tell me. [Throws a dart and hits bullseye] Bullseye! Now for my next target – the Krabby Patty secret formula! [Leaves The Chum Bucket] Hahahaha! [skids to a halt] Wha-? [everything is bouncing and has a smiley face] Why does everything look so weir- ... look so beautiful!<br />
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SpongeBob: La la la la!<br />
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Plankton: Hi, SpongeBob, great to see you, buddy!<br />
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SpongeBob: Hi, Plankton, whatcha doing?<br />
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Plankton: I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day! [he skips away]<br />
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SpongeBob: OK, buh-bye!<br />
[Plankton walks back into the Chum Bucket with an ice cream and a balloon]<br />
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Plankton: Honey, I'm home!<br />
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Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper. Did you finally steal the formula?<br />
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Plankton: Formula, what formula? [Drops ice cream] I forgot the formula! I can't imagine what got into me.<br />
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Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has become corrupted by SpongeBob's nice DNA. You've gone from evil.. To neevil! You're becoming as harmless as that fry cook.<br />
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Plankton: Nonsense, You're imagining things.<br />
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Karen: Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? Tell me what you see in these ink blots. [Holds one up that looks like a bat]<br />
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Plankton: Hmm. Looks like a pretty butterfly!<br />
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Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of? [Picture of snake]<br />
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Plankton: Aww, it's a little puppy doggy!<br />
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Karen: Try this! [Picture of nuclear explosion]<br />
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Plankton: Uhh...<br />
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Karen: I'll give you a hint. [Makes explosion sound]<br />
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Plankton: A bouquet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?<br />
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Karen: Cells from that sponge have changed your whole point of view.<br />
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Plankton: Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. [Runs outside]<br />
[A building is on fire and citizens are screaming; Bubble Bass is trapped on the top floor, waving his arms]<br />
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Plankton: Such lovely destruction!<br />
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Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! [sips soda] Save me!<br />
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Plankton: I'll help you! Do not worry, citizen, I'll catch you!<br />
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Bubble Bass: Comin' Down.<br />
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Plankton: Oh no. [Bubble Bass sits on him, squashing Plankton.]<br />
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Bubble Bass: Thanks, buddy!<br />
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Plankton: Unbelievable! I've committed another selfless act. This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong and concentrate on swiping the Krabby Patty formula. [A bottle rolls toward him] What's this? It's the Krabby Patty formula! Uh-wha.. Krabs must have lost it!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: [Standing at a bus stop with SpongeBob] And that's why your promotion means a 50% cut in salary, understand, SpongeBob?<br />
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SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs! [Salutes]<br />
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Plankton: Hey Eugene! You missing anything? [Holds out the formula]<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Me Krabby Patty Formula!<br />
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Plankton: That's right Krabs. Unbelievably, I found it lying on the ground! [Laughs] So I'm giving it back to you, take it.<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Something smells and it isn't my long johns. [Takes formula back] Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?<br />
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Plankton: Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!<br />
Mr. Krabs: Since when do you care about stealing?<br />
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Plankton: Oh, it's this cursed new eye! I've got to get rid of it! Must become monocular again. [Tries to squeeze his eyes together] Hahaha, I did it! [They separate again. He tries to pull the eye off of his face but falls over.]<br />
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Mr. Krabs: You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasant Plankton.<br />
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think Plankton has really changed. He just needs some encouragement, and I know just how to do it!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Uh huh. [Walks away]<br />
[Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket]<br />
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Plankton: My life of evil is over. [Tries to fix eyes] Hey, why is it so dark in here?<br />
[Lights turn on to reveal a surprise party]<br />
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Everybody: Surprise!<br />
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Plankton: [Screams]The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender, never!<br />
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SpongeBob: [Laughs] This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give a great big hug!<br />
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Plankton: What, no! Not hugs! [Plankton screams and they hug him and the new eye pops out and Plankton looks in a mirror] It's gone. That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! I'm cured! Thank you, thank you all! Especially you, SpongeBob.<br />
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SpongeBob: Hey, glad I could help.<br />
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Plankton: Yes, thanks to you I'm evil again, and as a token of my appreciation I'll give you all a rousing send-off with my infra-red security attack lasers! [Presses a button and lasers start shooting. Everybody screams in terror and run away. Plankton laughs.] Oh well. Depth perception's overrated anyway. [Turns to enter the lab but walks into the door and falls over]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Scavenger_PantsEpisode Transcript: Scavenger Pants2018-03-24T17:32:23Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode begins at Squidward's house. Squidward is dancing along with the music from "The Nutcracker Suite." Squidward continues to dance and show off some of his moves. Just then, SpongeBob appears and joins in the dancing as well.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [whispering] You dance divinely.<br />
[Squidward freaks out and clings himself to the ceiling with his suction cups. He loses his grip and falls to the floor. Patrick appears, removes the record from the phonograph and places a different record on it. The record begins playing funky, rock music.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Shall we?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I love this song!<br />
[Patrick and SpongeBob dance to the rock music. Squidward gets really angry and removes the record from the phonograph.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Why are you nitwits in my house?<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're bored!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' And we don't want to be bored!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We want to have fun.<br />
[Patrick kicks the pillar holding Squidward's head sculpture. Squidward screams and catches the sculpture before it hits the floor. Squidward sighs in relief and his head shatters. SpongeBob is standing upside down and Patrick eats his pants.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward. Give us something fun to do. Please?<br />
[Squidward groans and Patrick's stomach grumbles.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, let's play lunch!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No problem. I'll whip up some grub.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the kitchen and begin taking stuff out of Squidward's fridge and cabinets.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Leave my kitchen alone!<br />
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SpongeBob: Hm, there must be something I can scavenge up around here.<br />
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Squidward: [grins evilly and gets an idea] Oh! That's it. How would you two like to go on a... scavenger hunt?<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Scavenger hunt?<br />
Patrick: What's a scavenger hunt?<br />
[SpongeBob takes out a dictionary from his head, turns the pages with his nose, and looks up the word, "Scavenger Hunt."]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [reading] "A party game in which participants work in teams to collect a list of miscellaneous objects!" Scavenger hunt, yeah! What's first on the list, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Um, oh, uh, well, let's see. [takes out a roll of toilet paper and pretends to read something on it] Bring back the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle and began searching all over the place to look for Squidward's "Desert Sandwich." SpongeBob looks for it in the phonograph.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Sandwich?<br />
[Patrick looks for it under Squidward's picture.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [looks for it in Squidward's nose, which causes him to scream] Sandwich? Sandwich? [lets go of Squidward's nose]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [straightens out his nose] Not in here! The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands, out there!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [he and SpongeBob stop looking] Oh.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out and shuts the door] Phew. I am a genius.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick stop at a sign pointing to the Goodlands and to the Badlands.]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Goodlands, half a league.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Goodlands. There, they see jellyfish swimming around, flowers and trees dancing, a sun and rainbow shining down and a sea unicorn skipping along.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Badlands, 20,000 leagues?<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Badlands. There, they see a dried up wasteland with a volcano, a cactus and a skeleton with sea urchins crawling out. SpongeBob and Patrick are stunned, but they decide to go there anyway. The scene changes to them traveling the Badlands. They become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they had no drinking water with them. SpongeBob and Patrick collapsed from exhaustion.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' So...thirsty. [rings SpongeBob's sweat and drinks it for water] Oh.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [dried up and very weak] It's no use. We'll never find the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[Suddenly, a sand tornado appears out of nowhere. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror and sand gets into their eyes. The sand tornado lifts them in the air and starts to carry them away. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward is in his bathroom, dancing with "The Nutcracker Suite" again. The door opens and Squidward flies backwards. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! We did it! We brought back the first item!<br />
[A sand tornado comes through the door and into the living room.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Sand? [sand is blown in Squidward's face]<br />
[The sand tornado dies down, revealing a witch within it. The witch cackles.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [spits out the sand] Witch? [the witch cackles] Oh, good grief! Not that kind of sand witch! The Desert Sandwich has tomatoes and bread and—and—mayo.<br />
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'''Sand Witch:''' No worries, I used to work at an evil deli. [creates a sandwich with her magic] Ta-da!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, looks pretty good. [takes a bite and spikes poke out from his cheeks; he screams as the sandwich comes to life and bites his nose] Get it off! Get it off! [gets mauled by the sandwich monster]<br />
[The sand witch cackles. The scene changes to the sandwich monster being locked in the refrigerator.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' What's next on our scavenger hunt, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Hmm...oh. [sees a picture of a flower] Mm-hmm. Your next item is the Boxing Begonia! [spins the globes and points to the location] It only grows in the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Ooh! [giggle as they run out the door]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Ha. That'll keep them out of my hair. [rubs his head and it glimmers since he has no hair] Oh.<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick looking down at the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' It's so straight-down-y.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Patrick. A scavenger is always prepared. [pulls out a rope, ties it to a nearby rock and goes to climb down, but the rope isn't long enough] The rope is too short! We need another one!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [throws down a rope] Here!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Patrick! Where'd you get another rope?<br />
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Patrick: From that rock!<br />
[Patrick slips off the edge and falls down into the canyon with SpongeBob, crashing into some stalagmites in the process. They both crash to the ground below the canyon.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Found it!<br />
[The scene changes back to Squidward's house where Squidward resumes his dancing. SpongeBob and Patrick swing into his house through the window with the Boxing Begonia they found.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We're back!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' What? But—but it's not possible! [becomes amazed at the Boxing Begonia's beauty] Boxing Begonia? It's beautiful.<br />
[The Boxing Begonia comes to life and starts beating up Squidward with boxing gloves.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is against the ropes. A left, a right.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' How can a man stand it?<br />
[Squidward falls flat on the floor, knocking out his dentures.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, and the champ is down!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [holding up the Boxing Begonia] The winner!<br />
[The scene changes to a beaten up Squidward pacing back and forth.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' How do you keep finding everything?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [meditating] You have to keep your skull... numb.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, we're numbskulls!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs and takes out a book] Your next mission is to find [points to the picture of the Loch Ness Monster] the Loch Ness Monster and bring him back...alive.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, the Loch Ness Monster!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, so good! Oh, so good! [takes out a notebook and a pencil; he sharpens his pencil with his bellybutton] What color?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pushes the sofa] Doesn't matter! Good luck! [throws them out and grins evilly] They'll never find it. And if they do, it'll eat them. [laughs] It's a win-win. [yelps as the sofa falls on top of him]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick rowing their boat upside-down in the rivers of Scotland.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' How are we gonna find a monster in the dark? I can't see anything.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We don't have to find it. It'll find us. [pulls out some bagpipes and plays music with it]<br />
[As SpongeBob plays music with his bagpipes, a shadowy creature swims around and looms over them. SpongeBob and Patrick wail in fright. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward resumes his dancing and is playing with his clarinet while wearing a beautiful, purple hat.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs] I'm the greatest. [hears a knock at the door] And here comes the worst. [takes off his hat]<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [enters] We're back!<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster smashes through the wall above the front door with his head.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [shuddering] The lo—lo— The Loch Ness Monster! How did you find it?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, simple. [takes out his bagpipe] Bagpipes.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [grabs the bagpipe] It likes bagpipe music? [the bagpipes blow air out]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' No, it hates it.<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster roars, grabs Squidward with his mouth, and swallows him whole with the bagpipes.]<br />
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'''The Loch Ness Monster:''' Ahh...<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' But it sure loves to eat 'em!<br />
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'''French Narrator:''' One very long digestive tract later...<br />
[Squidward is completely worn out from nearly being digested from the Loch Ness Monster. SpongeBob and Patrick bounce on the sofa while Squidward sits in agony.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Give us another one! Give us another one! Give us another one!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, brother! [grins evilly and comes up with another idea] Brother...<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, just one more.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pretends to act nervous] Well, all right, it's—it's impossible, but... [sniffles as he pretends to cry] if only you could find my long lost brother.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold Squidward's hands] Brother?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [chuckles wickedly as he grabs his picture and draws a moustache on it; he turns around and pretends to be heartbroken] I haven't seen him since he was a baby.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aww.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Baby with a mustache.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [rubs his head] He was an early bloomer.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' What was his name?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Name, huh? Um...<br />
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SpongeBob: "Um?" Aw, what a pretty name.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pretends to be heartbroken] If I could just see him again... [pretends to cry] No.<br />
[Bob and Larry fall for Squidward's cruel lies and they sob crazily.]<br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, that was beautiful!<br />
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'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob!<br />
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'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Pull yourselves together!<br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Yes, you have a show to wrap-up!<br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, your right. I'm sorry. Where were we?<br />
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'''Larry:''' Madame Blueberry.<br />
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[Bob and Larry sob crazily]<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' All right, that does it. Cue the music!<br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Unless, of course, you have any objections!<br />
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'''Bob:''' No... I don't care. Go ahead.<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Hit it, boys!<br />
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'''Singers:''' And so what we have learned applies to our lives today and God has a lot to say in his book.<br />
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[Bob sniffles]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Even my armpits are crying!<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Eww! <br />
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'''Singers:''' You see, we know that God's word is for everyone and now that our song is done, we'll take a look.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got some extreme scavenging to do!<br />
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Patrick: Yeah!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [carries them out the door] Oh, thank you. [throws them down and slams the door] I'm free! [laughs]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick finding Squidward's "brother" in the streets of Bikini Bottom.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob looks for Squidward's "brother" in Jellyfish Fields.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [climbs up a tree with Patrick] Squidward's brother! [peeks into a jellyfish hive] Squidward's brother? [he and Patrick get stung by jellyfish]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick pop out of an old lady's bathtub when an old lady was taking a bath.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Squidward's brother? [he and SpongeBob get whacked in the heads by the old lady]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick go to look for Squidward's "brother" at Squidward's house. SpongeBob knocks on the door and Squidward answers it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [gasps with Patrick] He's right here! Squidward's brother!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' The rascal shaved his moustache!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs] Good grief. [slams the door on SpongeBob and Patrick]<br />
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'''French Narrator:''' Six months later...<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick are completely tired and their voices have grown weak from looking for Squidward's "brother."]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [weakly] Um! Squidward's brother!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [weakly] Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick bump into a mailbox and it reads "Mrs. Tentacles" on it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Tentacles? [run up to Mrs. Tentacles' house and knocks on the door with his nose; Mrs. Tentacles answers] Mrs. Tentacles, you're Squidward's mother. You must know where Squidward's brother is.<br />
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'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Brother? Squidward never had a brother. One of him was enough. [shuts the door]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, that's so sad. Squidward wanted a baby brother so badly he imagined one.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, man. Now it'll take even longer to find him.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hm? [a rain cloud forms above his head] Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm!<br />
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Patrick: I've got you, buddy. [takes out an umbrella and puts it over SpongeBob's head]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, let it flow. [his body absorbs the raindrops from his raincloud] Ooh, I have a plan.<br />
[The scene changes to Squidward playing his song "I Hate People" on his clarinet while dancing around and destroying everything inside SpongeBob's house. He enters SpongeBob's room and spins Gary around.]<br />
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Gary: [groans as he is annoyed with Squidward; he goes into his shell and puts earmuffs on] Meow!<br />
[Squidward jumps outside and hops on top of Patrick's rock. It is revealed that while SpongeBob and Patrick had been gone for six months, he attached their houses onto his own house and made it into his own playground. He slides back into his house through the window and finishes his song.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, I love my two new homes. And best of all, I haven't heard from those idiots in months! [laughs until SpongeBob and Patrick squish him with the front door as they enter]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward. We found your brother.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pulls himself off to door and cruelly laughs at them] You urchin brains! I never had a brother!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' You do now!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Two brothers! Us!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' What are you morons talking about?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [takes Mrs. Tentacles by the hand and leads her in] Come on in, Mama.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [stammering as he is shocked to see his mother] Ma—Mama?<br />
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'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Isn't it lovely, dear? I've adopted your two little friends.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold up their adoption papers] Brothers.<br />
[Squidward begins to lose his sanity as he panics like crazy. He rubs his head until it exploded. The scene changes to a camera man preparing to take a picture of Mrs. Tentacles, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick.]<br />
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'''Camera Man:''' Oh, what a beautiful family—yeee. Smile!<br />
[Mrs. Tentacles, SpongeBob and Patrick smile for the camera while Squidward groans in defeat. The camera snaps a picture of the "family", thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Snail_MailEpisode Transcript: Snail Mail2018-03-24T15:13:58Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode opens up outside of SpongeBob's house.]<br />
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French Narrator: Ahh, a happy pineapple under the sea. Let's take a peek inside, shall we?<br />
[Inside SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is sitting on his chair, feeling bored.]<br />
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French Narrator: You will notice that the sponge is bored, because his best friend Patrick is away.<br />
[SpongeBob slides onto the floor.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ohh!<br />
[He picks up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy magazine.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Hmm... what's this?<br />
[Reading the pen pal article.]<br />
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SpongeBob: All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out a paper and a pencil from his head. He sharpens his pencil with his teeth like a pencil sharpener. He lays on the floor and begins writing on the paper.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmm... "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants..." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. I love frying and I'm very good at it. Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now for the envelope.<br />
[SpongeBob leaps over Gary and runs into the kitchen to get an envelope. However, when he came back, Gary is slithering slime all over his letter.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, get off of that! You'll spot my masterpiece!<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow, meow.<br />
[Gary slithers away. SpongeBob picks up his letter, now covered in slime.]<br />
French Narrator: Uh-oh. It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "Frying." Making it look like the word "Flying." This is probably going to be a problem later on.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a little slime.<br />
[SpongeBob puts the slimy letter in the envelope and seals it with his tongue.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ah, perfect!<br />
<br />
French Narrator: 4 to 6 days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mailbox to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mailbox and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob bursts out of his mailbox and runs inside his house. SpongeBob opens the envelope and begins the read.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by... [gasps]<br />
<br />
French Narrator: See? What did I tell you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly!<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ha! What a silly misunderstanding. "I can't believe I know a real life pilot! I wish I could watch you fly, because I am dying!" [gasps] Dying?! Not Pen Pal!<br />
<br />
Madame: (sobs)<br />
<br />
I'm so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.<br />
<br />
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!<br />
<br />
Bob and Larry: She's so blue...<br />
<br />
Madame Blueberry: I'm so blue.<br />
<br />
Bob, Larry and Madame Blueberry: ...She's/I'm so blue hoo hoo hoo. She's/I'm so blue she/I don't know what to do!<br />
<br />
Madame Blueberry: (sobs)<br />
<br />
Jean-Claude: (voiceover) This was the course of a typical morning. [Gary slithers to Madame Blueberry with a box of tissues. Madame Blueberry then blows her nose with the entire box of tissues, filling it up with her green snot.] The things that Madame Blueberry had did not make her happy, so she would gaze at the mantel of pictures, and cry for the things she wanted. She was a very blueberry. Her butlers would try to help her, but this did no good.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't want to let him down and say that I can't fly! 'Cause then, his dying wish will never come true!<br />
[SpongeBob imagines his pen pal's funeral.]<br />
<br />
Priest: We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal. He died disappointed.<br />
[The four mailfish dump the carcass of Pen Pal into a mailbox and salutes him. The mailbox sinks into the ground as lightning flashes the sky. SpongeBob's imagination ends. SpongeBob comes up with an idea and jumps on his chair.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out another piece of paper and a pencil and begins writing a letter.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!"<br />
<br />
French Narrator: 4 to 6 more days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mail slot to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mail slot and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob opens the envelope with his nose and begins the read.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" [screams] Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flier! I'm a liar!<br />
[SpongeBob freaks out and runs all over his house in panic. Gary throws water at SpongeBob to calm him down.]<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Good thinking, Gary. [wrings himself out] Sandy will know just what to do.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy's Treedome. Inside, Sandy is working on one of her inventions.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: What can I do ya for, SquarePants?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I did a bad thing, Sandy! I did a very bad thing!<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Here. Take these. They're clean.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no. It's not that. It's... it's...<br />
[SpongeBob hyperventilates himself and frantically takes off his water helmet.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I lied! [puts his helmet back on and fills it up with his tears] I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! [pulls his pants up in embarrassment]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Relax, SpongeBob. You're twitchin' like a prairie dog on a cow-skin rug.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, what on a which?<br />
<br />
Sandy: What's got your behind a-buzzin'?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: By who I've a where's in?<br />
<br />
Sandy: [sighs] What did you lie about, SpongeBob?<br />
[SpongeBob feels hesitant about telling Sandy about his lie. But he eventually gives in. He takes a deep breath and as talks to her, bubbles foam around his helmet.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, there was this big misunderstanding and now my pen pal thinks I can fly! And I don't think I ever mean it, but now I have to! He doesn't see me fly and I don't know how! If I don't fly, he'll die disappointed! I made a horrible mistake, Sandy! Please help!<br />
[SpongeBob inhales the bubbles in his mouth and belches.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Well, it ain't no lie if you actually learn how to fly. And I can help you with that!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Sure.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy putting SpongeBob in a flight training machine.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Seatbelt, check. Controls, check.<br />
[Sandy turns on her machine. On the screen, it shows a video game version of an airplane getting ready to fly. As SpongeBob begins his flight training, the airplane on the screen starts flying.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Proper take off, check. How are ya doing in there?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm good.<br />
[SpongeBob continues his training until he sees his pineapple house.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, there's my house!<br />
[SpongeBob parachutes off and goes inside his house.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oops. I've forgot to feed Gary.<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, hi Gary.<br />
[The airplane crash lands near SpongeBob's house and the screen shows Game Over.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: [sighs] Failed. Alright, let's try that again! SpongeBob? Hmm?<br />
[Sandy turns and sees her flight training machine severely damaged and SpongeBob is no where in sight. The scene changes to SpongeBob in a wooden airplane tied up with a rope.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Alright, SpongeBob. I tied ya up to a rope so you won't be able to go too far off course.<br />
[Sandy turns the propeller.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Contact!<br />
[SpongeBob's wooden airplane lifts into the air and starts to fly.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!<br />
[As the wooden airplane flies around in a circle, the rope starts to ravel around the pole, getting the airplane tangled on it.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Did I do it?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Hmm. Good enough.<br />
[Sandy stamps the word "Ready" on her checklist. The scene changes to the Bikini Bottom Air Show where pilots are preparing to entertain the audience with their planes. SpongeBob walks into the arena with a pilot suit on and is ready to perform in the show. He sees an old man on a wheel chair, coughing. SpongeBob rushes over to meet him.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, you must be Pen Pal!<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: [coughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What an honor it is to finally meet you! Oh, you pretty, pretty pen pal you.<br />
Frail Fish: Hmm? [coughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I just wanted to say that today... Today... [reads the writing on his hand] "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. I promise to fly to the best of my ability just for you." Oh, I will not let you down.<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: [coughs and then punches his chest]<br />
[SpongeBob punches his chest as if he believes that he is putting his hand on his heart.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My heart is full too, Pen Pal. [sniffs] My heart is full too.<br />
[SpongeBob runs back to the starting line. The old man coughs up a Krabby Patty that had been stuck in his throat.]<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: Whew! That was a close one! What was that guy talking about? [eats Krabby Patty]<br />
<br />
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Feast your eyes upon one daring, death-defying, the Polaris, the incredible, flying sponge!<br />
[The audience cheers]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Take off. Don't die. Fly a few seconds lower to the ground. Don't die. Slam. Don't die. So simple.<br />
[Something taps SpongeBob on his shoulder. SpongeBob turns around and sees a strange figure that looked like the grim reaper. SpongeBob shrieks.]<br />
<br />
Steve: [uncovers his hood] Steve's the name and scythes on the game! You need a scythe? Steve's got ya covered! One scythe fits all!<br />
<br />
Sandy: Get outta here, Steve!<br />
<br />
Steve: [walks away] Oh, I gotta say in it.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm nervous.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, it's still not that.<br />
<br />
Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. You'll be, uh, just fine. Yeah.<br />
[Sandy backs away and walks over to a group of firefighters and paramedics.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Get ready, boys! The bronco is loose! I repeat, the bronco is loose!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [looks at the control panel in nervousness] Just fine.<br />
[SpongeBob presses several buttons and the plane begins to warm up.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Pen Pal, this one's for you.<br />
[SpongeBob's plane drives down the runway and slowly begins to take off. SpongeBob pulls down the lever and the plane starts to fly. The audience cheers in astonishment.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! I'm flying! Yee-haw!<br />
[Suddenly, to SpongeBob's surprise, Patrick is running on the runway below him.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I can't believe you can actually fly like you said in your letter!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick? You're Pen Pal?<br />
<br />
Patrick: [laughs] Duh! [laughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But... but you said you were dying! You're not dying!<br />
<br />
<br />
Patrick: Dying? Oh, oh! You didn't read the whole letter!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [pulls out the letter] See? It says, "I wish I could watch you fly because I am dying!"<br />
Patrick: [pulls out his second letter] And here's the second page! "To see you as a real pilot, SpongeBob. Here are some other things I like to see: candy rain, a firetruck full of clowns, and... a bunch of other stuff."<br />
SpongeBob: It all makes sense now! [laughs] Oh, Patrick! [laughs]<br />
<br />
Patrick: [laughs as his letter slips off his hands] You thought I was dying!<br />
[As SpongeBob laughs, Patrick's second half of his letter flies into SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob screams in fear and he accidentally makes to plane fly out of control. The plane's wing scoops Patrick up and Patrick falls into the cockpit. The plane turns around and gets its landing gear caught on a candy stand. SpongeBob continues to scream until Patrick takes the letter off SpongeBob's face.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Watch out!<br />
[SpongeBob's sees that his plane is flying straight towards Sandy, the firefighters and the paramedics. SpongeBob desperately tries to control the plane and makes it fly upwards. The plane is now flying upside down and begins to rain candy from the candy stand as the firefighters gives a chase.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Candy rain, check!<br />
[The plane then flies towards a food vendor with two children. The kids and the vendor ran away and the plane flies upwards. The candy stand hits the ice cream stand and splatters ice cream all over Sandy and the firefighters, making them appear with clown faces.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Firetruck clowns, check!<br />
[The plane then flies into a flower-shaped cloud and bounces back and forth. The plane then spirals out of control and flies directly into a first class airplane.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane comes out of the first class airplane. The airplane splits into two halves.]<br />
Passengers and crew: Heave-ho!<br />
[The passengers and crew pulls the airplane back in place.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Fly first class, check!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane turns around. SpongeBob and Patrick gasps in horror when they see the plane's left wing is falling apart.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ah, something's wrong with the plane! Here, take the controls!<br />
[SpongeBob jumps out of the cockpit and goes to fix the wing.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Take what now?<br />
[Patrick grabs on the handle. SpongeBob fixes the wing and the plane continues to fly out of control. The plane then scoops up Abigail Marge, who is playing tennis with Sadie, and Perry, who is acting as referee. The firetruck with Sandy and the firefighters continues chasing after SpongeBob's plane. SpongeBob and Abigail play tennis as the plane continues to fly. SpongeBob hits the tennis ball and accidentally breaks Abigail's racket.]<br />
<br />
Perry: Match point, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Whoo-hoo! Check and check!<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hey, Patrick. Who's flying the plane?!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I am!<br />
[SpongeBob runs back into the cockpit.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: No, wait.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick both hop in the cockpit. The plane begins to break down and shakes Abigail and Perry off. Sandy and the firefighters catch Perry and Abigail with a safety net. The plane flies around and is now driven off course.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hold on! We're going down!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane breaks down and descends downward. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror. But just as the plane is about to hit the ground, it stops in midair. SpongeBob and Patrick stop screaming. SpongeBob sees that the plane's gas tank is completely empty.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whew! We ran out of gas.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Uh, don't worry! I've got this! [fills SpongeBob's plane with gas] Yep!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane starts up again and smashes into the ground. Sandy and the firefighters arrive and try to put out the fire caused by the plane crash. SpongeBob and Patrick exit the plane unharmed.]<br />
<br />
Patrick: Thanks for helping me finish my list, SpongeBob.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants. This time, SpongeBob takes it.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, it was my pleasure.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Really? Well, if you don't mind, I have a couple of other things I'd like to see. [pulls out his list]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's hear 'em.<br />
<br />
Patrick: [reads list] "An edible balloon, a skateboarding snail, a tower of loose meat that tastes like ice cream, some ghosts..."<br />
[As SpongeBob and Patrick walk off into the sunset, Sandy and the firefighters struggle to put out the fire while two planes and a blimp fly around in the sky and people running around in panic, thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Snail_MailEpisode Transcript: Snail Mail2018-03-24T15:12:57Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode opens up outside of SpongeBob's house.]<br />
<br />
French Narrator: Ahh, a happy pineapple under the sea. Let's take a peek inside, shall we?<br />
[Inside SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is sitting on his chair, feeling bored.]<br />
<br />
French Narrator: You will notice that the sponge is bored, because his best friend Patrick is away.<br />
[SpongeBob slides onto the floor.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ohh!<br />
[He picks up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy magazine.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmm... what's this?<br />
[Reading the pen pal article.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out a paper and a pencil from his head. He sharpens his pencil with his teeth like a pencil sharpener. He lays on the floor and begins writing on the paper.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmm... "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants..." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. I love frying and I'm very good at it. Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now for the envelope.<br />
[SpongeBob leaps over Gary and runs into the kitchen to get an envelope. However, when he came back, Gary is slithering slime all over his letter.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, get off of that! You'll spot my masterpiece!<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow, meow.<br />
[Gary slithers away. SpongeBob picks up his letter, now covered in slime.]<br />
French Narrator: Uh-oh. It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "Frying." Making it look like the word "Flying." This is probably going to be a problem later on.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a little slime.<br />
[SpongeBob puts the slimy letter in the envelope and seals it with his tongue.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ah, perfect!<br />
<br />
French Narrator: 4 to 6 days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mailbox to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mailbox and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob bursts out of his mailbox and runs inside his house. SpongeBob opens the envelope and begins the read.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by... [gasps]<br />
<br />
French Narrator: See? What did I tell you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly!<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ha! What a silly misunderstanding. "I can't believe I know a real life pilot! I wish I could watch you fly, because I am dying!" [gasps] Dying?! Not Pen Pal!<br />
<br />
Madame: (sobs)<br />
<br />
I'm so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.<br />
<br />
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!<br />
<br />
Bob and Larry: She's so blue...<br />
<br />
Madame Blueberry: I'm so blue.<br />
<br />
Bob, Larry and Madame Blueberry: ...She's/I'm so blue hoo hoo hoo. She's/I'm so blue she/I don't know what to do!<br />
<br />
Madame Blueberry: (sobs)<br />
<br />
Jean-Claude: (voiceover) This was the course of a typical morning. [Gary slithers to Madame Blueberry with a box of tissues. Madame Blueberry then blows his nose with the entire box of tissues, filling it up with her green snot.] The things that Madame Blueberry had did not make her happy, so she would gaze at the mantel of pictures, and cry for the things she wanted. She was a very blueberry. Her butlers would try to help her, but this did no good.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't want to let him down and say that I can't fly! 'Cause then, his dying wish will never come true!<br />
[SpongeBob imagines his pen pal's funeral.]<br />
<br />
Priest: We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal. He died disappointed.<br />
[The four mailfish dump the carcass of Pen Pal into a mailbox and salutes him. The mailbox sinks into the ground as lightning flashes the sky. SpongeBob's imagination ends. SpongeBob comes up with an idea and jumps on his chair.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie!<br />
[SpongeBob pulls out another piece of paper and a pencil and begins writing a letter.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!"<br />
<br />
French Narrator: 4 to 6 more days later...<br />
[The mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mail slot to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mail slot and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob opens the envelope with his nose and begins the read.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" [screams] Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flier! I'm a liar!<br />
[SpongeBob freaks out and runs all over his house in panic. Gary throws water at SpongeBob to calm him down.]<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Good thinking, Gary. [wrings himself out] Sandy will know just what to do.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy's Treedome. Inside, Sandy is working on one of her inventions.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: What can I do ya for, SquarePants?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I did a bad thing, Sandy! I did a very bad thing!<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Here. Take these. They're clean.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no. It's not that. It's... it's...<br />
[SpongeBob hyperventilates himself and frantically takes off his water helmet.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I lied! [puts his helmet back on and fills it up with his tears] I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! I lied! [pulls his pants up in embarrassment]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Relax, SpongeBob. You're twitchin' like a prairie dog on a cow-skin rug.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, what on a which?<br />
<br />
Sandy: What's got your behind a-buzzin'?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: By who I've a where's in?<br />
<br />
Sandy: [sighs] What did you lie about, SpongeBob?<br />
[SpongeBob feels hesitant about telling Sandy about his lie. But he eventually gives in. He takes a deep breath and as talks to her, bubbles foam around his helmet.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, there was this big misunderstanding and now my pen pal thinks I can fly! And I don't think I ever mean it, but now I have to! He doesn't see me fly and I don't know how! If I don't fly, he'll die disappointed! I made a horrible mistake, Sandy! Please help!<br />
[SpongeBob inhales the bubbles in his mouth and belches.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Well, it ain't no lie if you actually learn how to fly. And I can help you with that!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Sure.<br />
[The scene changes to Sandy putting SpongeBob in a flight training machine.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Seatbelt, check. Controls, check.<br />
[Sandy turns on her machine. On the screen, it shows a video game version of an airplane getting ready to fly. As SpongeBob begins his flight training, the airplane on the screen starts flying.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Proper take off, check. How are ya doing in there?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm good.<br />
[SpongeBob continues his training until he sees his pineapple house.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, there's my house!<br />
[SpongeBob parachutes off and goes inside his house.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oops. I've forgot to feed Gary.<br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, hi Gary.<br />
[The airplane crash lands near SpongeBob's house and the screen shows Game Over.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: [sighs] Failed. Alright, let's try that again! SpongeBob? Hmm?<br />
[Sandy turns and sees her flight training machine severely damaged and SpongeBob is no where in sight. The scene changes to SpongeBob in a wooden airplane tied up with a rope.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Alright, SpongeBob. I tied ya up to a rope so you won't be able to go too far off course.<br />
[Sandy turns the propeller.]<br />
<br />
Sandy: Contact!<br />
[SpongeBob's wooden airplane lifts into the air and starts to fly.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!<br />
[As the wooden airplane flies around in a circle, the rope starts to ravel around the pole, getting the airplane tangled on it.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Did I do it?<br />
<br />
Sandy: Hmm. Good enough.<br />
[Sandy stamps the word "Ready" on her checklist. The scene changes to the Bikini Bottom Air Show where pilots are preparing to entertain the audience with their planes. SpongeBob walks into the arena with a pilot suit on and is ready to perform in the show. He sees an old man on a wheel chair, coughing. SpongeBob rushes over to meet him.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, you must be Pen Pal!<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: [coughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What an honor it is to finally meet you! Oh, you pretty, pretty pen pal you.<br />
Frail Fish: Hmm? [coughs]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I just wanted to say that today... Today... [reads the writing on his hand] "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. I promise to fly to the best of my ability just for you." Oh, I will not let you down.<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: [coughs and then punches his chest]<br />
[SpongeBob punches his chest as if he believes that he is putting his hand on his heart.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My heart is full too, Pen Pal. [sniffs] My heart is full too.<br />
[SpongeBob runs back to the starting line. The old man coughs up a Krabby Patty that had been stuck in his throat.]<br />
<br />
Frail Fish: Whew! That was a close one! What was that guy talking about? [eats Krabby Patty]<br />
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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Feast your eyes upon one daring, death-defying, the Polaris, the incredible, flying sponge!<br />
[The audience cheers]<br />
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SpongeBob: Take off. Don't die. Fly a few seconds lower to the ground. Don't die. Slam. Don't die. So simple.<br />
[Something taps SpongeBob on his shoulder. SpongeBob turns around and sees a strange figure that looked like the grim reaper. SpongeBob shrieks.]<br />
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Steve: [uncovers his hood] Steve's the name and scythes on the game! You need a scythe? Steve's got ya covered! One scythe fits all!<br />
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Sandy: Get outta here, Steve!<br />
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Steve: [walks away] Oh, I gotta say in it.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm nervous.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants.]<br />
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SpongeBob: No, it's still not that.<br />
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Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. You'll be, uh, just fine. Yeah.<br />
[Sandy backs away and walks over to a group of firefighters and paramedics.]<br />
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Sandy: Get ready, boys! The bronco is loose! I repeat, the bronco is loose!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [looks at the control panel in nervousness] Just fine.<br />
[SpongeBob presses several buttons and the plane begins to warm up.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Pen Pal, this one's for you.<br />
[SpongeBob's plane drives down the runway and slowly begins to take off. SpongeBob pulls down the lever and the plane starts to fly. The audience cheers in astonishment.]<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! I'm flying! Yee-haw!<br />
[Suddenly, to SpongeBob's surprise, Patrick is running on the runway below him.]<br />
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I can't believe you can actually fly like you said in your letter!<br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick? You're Pen Pal?<br />
<br />
Patrick: [laughs] Duh! [laughs]<br />
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SpongeBob: But... but you said you were dying! You're not dying!<br />
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Patrick: Dying? Oh, oh! You didn't read the whole letter!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: [pulls out the letter] See? It says, "I wish I could watch you fly because I am dying!"<br />
Patrick: [pulls out his second letter] And here's the second page! "To see you as a real pilot, SpongeBob. Here are some other things I like to see: candy rain, a firetruck full of clowns, and... a bunch of other stuff."<br />
SpongeBob: It all makes sense now! [laughs] Oh, Patrick! [laughs]<br />
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Patrick: [laughs as his letter slips off his hands] You thought I was dying!<br />
[As SpongeBob laughs, Patrick's second half of his letter flies into SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob screams in fear and he accidentally makes to plane fly out of control. The plane's wing scoops Patrick up and Patrick falls into the cockpit. The plane turns around and gets its landing gear caught on a candy stand. SpongeBob continues to scream until Patrick takes the letter off SpongeBob's face.]<br />
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Patrick: Watch out!<br />
[SpongeBob's sees that his plane is flying straight towards Sandy, the firefighters and the paramedics. SpongeBob desperately tries to control the plane and makes it fly upwards. The plane is now flying upside down and begins to rain candy from the candy stand as the firefighters gives a chase.]<br />
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Patrick: Candy rain, check!<br />
[The plane then flies towards a food vendor with two children. The kids and the vendor ran away and the plane flies upwards. The candy stand hits the ice cream stand and splatters ice cream all over Sandy and the firefighters, making them appear with clown faces.]<br />
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Patrick: Firetruck clowns, check!<br />
[The plane then flies into a flower-shaped cloud and bounces back and forth. The plane then spirals out of control and flies directly into a first class airplane.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane comes out of the first class airplane. The airplane splits into two halves.]<br />
Passengers and crew: Heave-ho!<br />
[The passengers and crew pulls the airplane back in place.]<br />
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Patrick: Fly first class, check!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane turns around. SpongeBob and Patrick gasps in horror when they see the plane's left wing is falling apart.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Ah, something's wrong with the plane! Here, take the controls!<br />
[SpongeBob jumps out of the cockpit and goes to fix the wing.]<br />
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Patrick: Take what now?<br />
[Patrick grabs on the handle. SpongeBob fixes the wing and the plane continues to fly out of control. The plane then scoops up Abigail Marge, who is playing tennis with Sadie, and Perry, who is acting as referee. The firetruck with Sandy and the firefighters continues chasing after SpongeBob's plane. SpongeBob and Abigail play tennis as the plane continues to fly. SpongeBob hits the tennis ball and accidentally breaks Abigail's racket.]<br />
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Perry: Match point, SpongeBob.<br />
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Patrick: Whoo-hoo! Check and check!<br />
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hey, Patrick. Who's flying the plane?!<br />
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Patrick: I am!<br />
[SpongeBob runs back into the cockpit.]<br />
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Patrick: No, wait.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick both hop in the cockpit. The plane begins to break down and shakes Abigail and Perry off. Sandy and the firefighters catch Perry and Abigail with a safety net. The plane flies around and is now driven off course.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Hold on! We're going down!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane breaks down and descends downward. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror. But just as the plane is about to hit the ground, it stops in midair. SpongeBob and Patrick stop screaming. SpongeBob sees that the plane's gas tank is completely empty.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Whew! We ran out of gas.<br />
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Patrick: Uh, don't worry! I've got this! [fills SpongeBob's plane with gas] Yep!<br />
[SpongeBob's plane starts up again and smashes into the ground. Sandy and the firefighters arrive and try to put out the fire caused by the plane crash. SpongeBob and Patrick exit the plane unharmed.]<br />
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Patrick: Thanks for helping me finish my list, SpongeBob.<br />
[Sandy gives SpongeBob a pair of underpants. This time, SpongeBob takes it.]<br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick, it was my pleasure.<br />
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Patrick: Really? Well, if you don't mind, I have a couple of other things I'd like to see. [pulls out his list]<br />
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SpongeBob: Let's hear 'em.<br />
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Patrick: [reads list] "An edible balloon, a skateboarding snail, a tower of loose meat that tastes like ice cream, some ghosts..."<br />
[As SpongeBob and Patrick walk off into the sunset, Sandy and the firefighters struggle to put out the fire while two planes and a blimp fly around in the sky and people running around in panic, thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Pink_PurloinerEpisode Transcript: The Pink Purloiner2018-03-24T01:57:42Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Dialogue */</p>
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Episode Article: [[The Pink Purloiner]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Confess-A-Bear]]<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Jellyfish]]<br />
*[[Blue Crested Blaster]]<br />
*[[Speckled Squirter]]<br />
*[[Two Fisted Jumper]]<br />
*[[Gold Throated Singer]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': You know, Patrick, the Jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year! For three whole days, jellyfish from around the globe gather on one spot to trade jelly secrets. (gasps as he sees a blue jellyfish) Patrick, look! A blue-crested blaster! I've never seen one before! They're really rare. And a speckled squirter, a two-fisted jumper, and a gold-throated stinger!<br><br />
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'''Gold Jellyfish''': La, la, la, la, la, la, la!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, this year's migration is gonna be a big one! (SpongeBob and Patrick are over-shadowed)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Uhh, SpongeBob? (looks up and sees a bunch of colorful jellyfish above them)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Wow. This looks like a job for Ol' Reliable! (opens his case to a high-tech net. He catches many jellyfish while Patrick struggles to catch one. Scene cuts to the bus stop) Ah, that was the most beautiful day of jellyfishing ever.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Well, I didn't catch a thing with my dumb old net. (shows an old worn-out net, which breaks)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Lucky for me, I have Ol' Reliable! Carbon fiber handle, titanium alloy netting and form-fitting silicone grips. Yes, sir, Ol' Reliable is the best net in the world.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Wow! I would '''kill''' for a net like that! You know, something small like a carrot. But not spiders, they're icky. (shudders. Scene cuts to the bus dropping off Patrick and SpongeBob on their street)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Good night, Patrick.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Good night, SpongeBob.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (in his bed) Ah, I love jellyfishing. (night breaks into day quickly and the foghorn alarm goes off) Whoo! Time to get ready for day two of the jellyfish migration. And I'll start with my trusty jellyfishing net, Ol' Reliable. (realizes he doesn't have it) Ol' Reliable? (gasps) It's gone! (runs out the door in his underwear)<br><br />
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'''Gary''': Meow?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, right. Pants.<br><br />
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'''Narrator''': One pair of pants later...<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, Ol' Reliable has been stolen! (both scream. Scene cuts to them stapling posters saying "STOLEN! OL' RELIABLE")<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Put one over there, Patrick.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': I'm all done.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Maybe we should spread out a little. (newspaper ad of the "Bikini Bottom Gazette" reads "STOLEN OL' RELIABLE" on the front page)<br><br />
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'''A. Realistic Fish Head''': Flash: The jellyfish migration enters it second day of fantastic jellyfishing. We now go live to our reporter on the scene.<br><br />
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'''Perch Perkins''': (in Jellyfish Fields) This year's migration is the largest in a century! I feel truly sorry for the poor saps who will miss even one minute of this remarkable event. (SpongeBob takes Perch's microphone)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Attention, Bikini Bottom! My jellyfishing net has been stolen. I am prepared to offer a large reward for its safe return. (Mr. Krabs sees this on TV at home and runs to Jellyfish Fields then appears on TV instantly)<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Reward? How much we talkin' about?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': 12 dollars and (counting the coins) 2, 10, 20...38 cents.<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm on the case. (takes SpongeBob’s money and runs off screen while Perch takes back his microphone)<br><br />
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'''Perch Perkins''': Guys, I know it's a slow news day, but come on. (scene cuts to SpongeBob sitting in his chair by the phone when it rings. He picks it up)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh! Hello? Hello?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, did you get your net back?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, get off the line, Patrick. Someone might be trying to call about Ol' Reliable!<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Oh, sorry. (hangs up. The phone rings again) Did you get your net yet?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick. Don't call unless you found my net. (hangs up. The phone rings again) (Shouting) Hello!!!???<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, I found your net!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What?!? Really, Patrick?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Uhh, oh, not really. I just got lonely.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'll never get my net back. I'll just have to accept that Ol' Reliable is gone forever. (looks out his window and notices Patrick running around with a jellyfish net) (sighs) Patrick's lucky. He gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfish net. (gets in bed) Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday. (his eyes widen. Scene cuts to morning. Patrick walks up to SpongeBob’s pineapple)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, did you get Ol' Reliable back yet?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (sighs) No, not yet. Hey, Patrick, wouldn't it be the funniest thing if ''you'' had taken my jellyfish net? (Patrick laughs then stops)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': No. (SpongeBob laughs)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, that would be silly. Oh, that reminds me. I got you a present.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': A present? What is it?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (pulls out a bear with a microphone in its hand) It's a Confess-a-Bear. He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Wow, thanks, SpongeBob!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted. (quickly dashes off to speak for the bear)<br><br />
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'''Confess-A-Bear''': My name is Confess-a-Bear! Tell me all your secrets.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Uh, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened.<br><br />
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'''Confess-a-Bear''': Oh, maybe you should talk about it.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out.<br><br />
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'''Confess-a-Bear''': Tell Confess-a-Bear!<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': I've said too much already.<br><br />
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'''Confess-a-Bear''': Tell Confess-a-Bear now! '''''NOW!!'''''<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Ahh!! I accidentally knocked SpongeBob’s toothbrush into the toilet and then I put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess-a-Bear? (SpongeBob runs around in the background wiping his tongue off and screaming) You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-a-Bear? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Patrick's rock)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, we need to talk.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Uh, don't come in! Uh, I'm not decent! The house is a mess! There's a radiation leak!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Hmmm... (walks down some stairs into Patrick's rock) Patrick, where are you? Why are the lights off?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': I'm in here. Be out in a second. (Patrick's shadow reveals himself holding a jellyfishing net)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Ol' Reliable! Ah...huh.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': (Standing with his hands behind his back) Hello.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What's in your hand, Patrick?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': (shows his left hand) Nothing.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What's in your other hand?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': (grows another arm through his chest) Nothing in my other hand.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, I gotta go.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Okay, bye.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick wouldn't steal Ol' Reliable. ''Would'' he? (imagines Patrick from earlier)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': I would '''kill''' for a net like that! (takes out a carrot, breaks it in half, and laughs maniacally)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (screams) Have I been best friends with a master thief? I must know for sure. (scene cuts to the next day) Good morning, Patrick.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Morning, SpongeBob.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': What are you going to do today, buddy?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Eh, nothing.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (puts on his Krusty Krab hat) Well, I'm off to work. See ya later.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Bye. (SpongeBob walks off then sneaks into a bush in the background)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now, we'll just see what sort of nothing you're really up to, Sneaky McSneakyPants. (looks through binoculars)<br><br />
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'''Narrator''': 8 hours later...<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (still looking through binoculars) Oh, he is good. You never really know a guy until you've stared at him for eight hours through high-powered binoculars. Hey, where'd he go? (Patrick is behind him)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Hi, SpongeBob. What are you doing?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, you...what the...? What are you doing?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Nothing. I just finished. (takes out his to-do list and crosses out 'Nothing') Oh, hey, look. You can see where I was just standing from here. Boy, if you'd wanted to, you could have spied on me all day from right here. (shudder) Creepy, huh? Anyway, what are you doing with those binoculars?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (yells and throws away the binoculars) I don't have any binoculars, see?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': You're acting weird.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm not acting weird! (runs off panting) You're acting weird! You're... acting... weird!<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Okay, bye! (later, SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock) Hello! Who are you?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (wearing a mustache. With a Scottish accent) Greetings, young fellow! I am willing to pay top dollar for jellyfishing items with sentimental value, if you know what I mean.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Oh. No.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Word on the street is that you know where to get quality jellyfishing supplies, hmm?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': What street said that? Was it this one? (points at the street) Mind your own business!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Star, I know that you are in possession of a rare jellyfishing net. I will pay one billion dollars for that net. (shows a fake $1,000,000,000 bill that is colored on with crayon)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': I don't know who you are, but I'm not giving you this jellyfishing net. (holds the jellyfishing case out) I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, not for a hundred dollars, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh really?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You can't have it for any price.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': And why not?<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': This means more to me than money. It's my friend SpongeBob’s!<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (points angrily at a surprised Patrick, and rips off the mustache) '''Ah-ha!'''<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was this scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy!<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': (screams) Why, SpongeBob, why? Why did you wear such a scary mustache?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Why did you steal my jellyfishing net?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What? I'm your best friend!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You ''were'' my best friend, you no-good jellyfish net thief!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': How could you think that?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Because you said it. You said that it was your friend SpongeBob’s.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Gift.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': What?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': It's my friend SpongeBob’s gift. (opens the case up to reveal a new jellyfishing net) I made you a new net.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (reads inscription) For SpongeBob. You made me a new jellyfishing net? That is so thoughtful of you. Patrick? (a bunch of stuff is on the ground) What you doing, best friend?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (sets the TV in the pile of junk) I'm not your best friend. I'm a no-good jelly netting thief fish.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Where're you going?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I'm leaving Bikini Bottom while I still have my dignity.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, no! (bus stops in front of them) So, this is it?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Barring the unforeseen hand of fate, I'm afraid it is.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (hands onto Patrick's left foot) Patrick, don't go. I'm sorry I accused you. It's bad enough I lost my net. I don't want to lose my friend, too. Please forgive me.<br><br />
<br />
'''Bus Driver''': What's the holdup? Oh, it's you two. (shows SpongeBob his net) Look, you left your net on the bus again.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ol' Reliable? I left you on the bus?<br><br />
<br />
'''Bus Driver''': You do it every week. Now can we get going?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You're giving me Ol' Reliable? (cries loudly) I accept your apology.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, come here, you big lug. (both hug and Bob and Larry crying)<br><br />
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(Bob and Larry are crying) <br><br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh that was beautiful! <br><br />
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'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob! <br><br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man! <br><br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Pull yourselves together! <br><br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Yes, you have a show to wrap up! <br><br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, you're right... (sniff) I'm sorry, where were we? <br><br />
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'''Larry:''' (sniffling) Madame Blueberry..! <br><br />
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'''Bob and Larry:''' (both crying) <br><br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' All right! That does it! Cue the music! <br><br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Unless, of course, you have any objections... <br><br />
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'''Bob:''' (still crying) No... I don't care... go ahead... <br><br />
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'''Passengers''': Aww...<br><br />
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'''Bus Driver''': They do this all the time. I'm serious. I--ugh, nevermind.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': I'm staying in Bikini Bottom!<br><br />
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'''Passengers''': Hooray! (bus drives off)<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': You want to go jellyfishing? I just got a new net. (holds up Ol' Reliable)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': So did I. (holds up the one Patrick made for him) My best friend made it for me.<br><br />
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'''Both''': Whee! (both laugh and run into Jellyfish Fields, where the exotic jellyfish are still there)<br />
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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Scavenger_PantsEpisode Transcript: Scavenger Pants2018-03-14T22:54:58Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode begins at Squidward's house. Squidward is dancing along with the music from "The Nutcracker Suite." Squidward continues to dance and show off some of his moves. Just then, SpongeBob appears and joins in the dancing as well.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [whispering] You dance divinely.<br />
[Squidward freaks out and clings himself to the ceiling with his suction cups. He loses his grip and falls to the floor. Patrick appears, removes the record from the phonograph and places a different record on it. The record begins playing funky, rock music.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Shall we?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I love this song!<br />
[Patrick and SpongeBob dance to the rock music. Squidward gets really angry and removes the record from the phonograph.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Why are you nitwits in my house?<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're bored!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' And we don't want to be bored!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We wanna have fun.<br />
[Patrick kicks the pillar holding Squidward's head sculpture. Squidward screams and catches the sculpture before it hits the floor. Squidward sighs in relief and his head shatters. SpongeBob is standing upside down and Patrick eats his pants.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward. Give us something fun to do. Please?<br />
[Squidward groans and Patrick's stomach grumbles.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, let's play lunch!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No problem. I'll whip up some grub.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the kitchen and begin taking stuff out of Squidward's fridge and cabinets.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Leave my kitchen alone!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hm, there must be something I can scavenge up around here.<br />
<br />
Squidward: [grins evilly and gets an idea] Oh! That's it. How would you two like to go on a... scavenger hunt?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Scavenger hunt?<br />
Patrick: What's a scavenger hunt?<br />
[SpongeBob takes out a dictionary from his head, turns the pages with his nose, and looks up the word, "Scavenger Hunt."]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [reading] "A party game in which participants work in teams to collect a list of miscellaneous objects!" Scavenger hunt, yeah! What's first on the list, Squidward?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Um, oh, uh, well, let's see. [takes out a roll of toilet paper and pretends to read something on it] Bring back the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle and began searching all over the place to look for Squidward's "Desert Sandwich." SpongeBob looks for it in the phonograph.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandwich?<br />
[Patrick looks for it under Squidward's picture.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [looks for it in Squidward's nose, which causes him to scream] Sandwich? Sandwich? [lets go of Squidward's nose]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [straightens out his nose] Not in here! The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands, out there!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [he and SpongeBob stop looking] Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out and shuts the door] Phew. I am a genius.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick stop at a sign pointing to the Goodlands and to the Badlands.]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Goodlands, half a league.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Goodlands. There, they see jellyfish swimming around, flowers and trees dancing, a sun and rainbow shining down and a sea unicorn skipping along.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Badlands, 20,000 leagues?<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Badlands. There, they see a dried up wasteland with a volcano, a cactus and a skeleton with sea urchins crawling out. SpongeBob and Patrick are stunned, but they decide to go there anyway. The scene changes to them traveling the Badlands. They become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they had no drinking water with them. SpongeBob and Patrick collapsed from exhaustion.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' So...thirsty. [rings SpongeBob's sweat and drinks it for water] Oh.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [dried up and very weak] It's no use. We'll never find the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[Suddenly, a sand tornado appears out of nowhere. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror and sand gets into their eyes. The sand tornado lifts them in the air and starts to carry them away. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward is in his bathroom, dancing with "The Nutcracker Suite" again. The door opens and Squidward flies backwards. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! We did it! We brought back the first item!<br />
[A sand tornado comes through the door and into the living room.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Sand? [sand is blown in Squidward's face]<br />
[The sand tornado dies down, revealing a witch within it. The witch cackles.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [spits out the sand] Witch? [the witch cackles] Oh, good grief! Not that kind of sand witch! The Desert Sandwich has tomatoes and bread and—and—mayo.<br />
<br />
'''Sand Witch:''' No worries, I used to work at an evil deli. [creates a sandwich with her magic] Ta-da!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, looks pretty good. [takes a bite and spikes poke out from his cheeks; he screams as the sandwich comes to life and bites his nose] Get it off! Get it off! [gets mauled by the sandwich monster]<br />
[The sand witch cackles. The scene changes to the sandwich monster being locked in the refrigerator.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What's next on our scavenger hunt, Squidward?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Hmm...oh. [sees a picture of a flower] Mm-hmm. Your next item is the Boxing Begonia! [spins the globes and points to the location] It only grows in the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Ooh! [giggle as they run out the door]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Ha. That'll keep them out of my hair. [rubs his head and it glimmers since he has no hair] Oh.<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick looking down at the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' It's so straight-down-y.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Patrick. A scavenger is always prepared. [pulls out a rope, ties it to a nearby rock and goes to climb down, but the rope isn't long enough] The rope is too short! We need another one!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [throws down a rope] Here!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Patrick! Where'd you get another rope?<br />
Patrick: From that rock!<br />
[Patrick slips off the edge and falls down into the canyon with SpongeBob, crashing into some stalagmites in the process. They both crash to the ground below the canyon.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Found it!<br />
[The scene changes back to Squidward's house where Squidward resumes his dancing. SpongeBob and Patrick swing into his house through the window with the Boxing Begonia they found.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We're back!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What? But—but it's not possible! [becomes amazed at the Boxing Begonia's beauty] Boxing Begonia? It's beautiful.<br />
[The Boxing Begonia comes to life and starts beating up Squidward with boxing gloves.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is against the ropes. A left, a right.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' How can a man stand it?<br />
[Squidward falls flat on the floor, knocking out his dentures.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, and the champ is down!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [holding up the Boxing Begonia] The winner!<br />
[The scene changes to a beaten up Squidward pacing back and forth.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' How do you keep finding everything?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [meditating] You have to keep your skull... numb.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, we're numbskulls!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs and takes out a book] Your next mission is to find [points to the picture of the Loch Ness Monster] the Loch Ness Monster and bring him back...alive.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, the Loch Ness Monster!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, so good! Oh, so good! [takes out a notebook and a pencil; he sharpens his pencil with his bellybutton] What color?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pushes the sofa] Doesn't matter! Good luck! [throws them out and grins evilly] They'll never find it. And if they do, it'll eat them. [laughs] It's a win-win. [yelps as the sofa falls on top of him]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick rowing their boat upside-down in the rivers of Scotland.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' How are we gonna find a monster in the dark? I can't see anything.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We don't have to find it. It'll find us. [pulls out some bagpipes and plays music with it]<br />
[As SpongeBob plays music with his bagpipes, a shadowy creature swims around and looms over them. SpongeBob and Patrick wail in fright. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward resumes his dancing and is playing with his clarinet while wearing a beautiful, purple hat.]<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs] I'm the greatest. [hears a knock at the door] And here comes the worst. [takes off his hat]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [enters] We're back!<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster smashes through the wall above the front door with his head.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [shuddering] The lo—lo— The Loch Ness Monster! How did you find it?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, simple. [takes out his bagpipe] Bagpipes.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [grabs the bagpipe] It likes bagpipe music? [the bagpipes blow air out]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' No, it hates it.<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster roars, grabs Squidward with his mouth, and swallows him whole with the bagpipes.]<br />
<br />
'''The Loch Ness Monster:''' Ahh...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But it sure loves to eat 'em!<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' One very long digestive tract later...<br />
[Squidward is completely worn out from nearly being digested from the Loch Ness Monster. SpongeBob and Patrick bounce on the sofa while Squidward sits in agony.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Give us another one! Give us another one! Give us another one!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, brother! [grins evilly and comes up with another idea] Brother...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, just one more.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pretends to act nervous] Well, all right, it's—it's impossible, but... [sniffles as he pretends to cry] if only you could find my long lost brother.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold Squidward's hands] Brother?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [chuckles wickedly as he grabs his picture and draws a moustache on it; he turns around and pretends to be heartbroken] I haven't seen him since he was a baby.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Aww.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Baby with a mustache.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [rubs his head] He was an early bloomer.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What was his name?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Name, huh? Um...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Um?" Aw, what a pretty name.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pretends to be heartbroken] If I could just see him again... [pretends to cry] No.<br />
[Bob and Larry fall for Squidward's cruel lies and they sob crazily.]<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' Oh, that was beautiful!<br />
<br />
'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob!<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!<br />
<br />
'''Jean Claude:''' Pull yourselves together!<br />
<br />
'''Phillipe:''' Yes, you have a show to wrap-up!<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' Oh, your right. I'm sorry. Where were we?<br />
<br />
'''Larry:''' Madame Blueberry.<br />
<br />
[Bob and Larry sob crazily]<br />
<br />
'''Jean Claude:''' All right, that does it. Cue the music!<br />
<br />
'''Phillipe:''' Unless, of course, you have any objections!<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' No... I don't care. Go ahead.<br />
<br />
'''Jean Claude:''' Hit it, boys!<br />
<br />
'''Singers:''' And so what we have learned applies to our lives today and God has a lot to say in his book.<br />
<br />
[Bob sniffles]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Even my armpits are crying! [his armpits shed tears and he blows his nose and nine boogers are on the floor]<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Eww! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got some extreme scavenging to do!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [carries them out the door] Oh, thank you. [throws them down and slams the door] I'm free! [laughs]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick finding Squidward's "brother" in the streets of Bikini Bottom.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob looks for Squidward's "brother" in Jellyfish Fields.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [climbs up a tree with Patrick] Squidward's brother! [peeks into a jellyfish hive] Squidward's brother? [he and Patrick get stung by jellyfish]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick pop out of an old lady's bathtub when an old lady was taking a bath.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Squidward's brother? [he and SpongeBob get whacked in the heads by the old lady]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick go to look for Squidward's "brother" at Squidward's house. SpongeBob knocks on the door and Squidward answers it.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [gasps with Patrick] He's right here! Squidward's brother!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' The rascal shaved his moustache!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs] Good grief. [slams the door on SpongeBob and Patrick]<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' Six months later...<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick are completely tired and their voices have grown weak from looking for Squidward's "brother."]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [weakly] Um! Squidward's brother!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [weakly] Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick bump into a mailbox and it reads "Mrs. Tentacles" on it.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Tentacles? [run up to Mrs. Tentacles' house and knocks on the door with his nose; Mrs. Tentacles answers] Mrs. Tentacles, you're Squidward's mother. You must know where Squidward's brother is.<br />
<br />
'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Brother? Squidward never had a brother. One of him was enough. [shuts the door]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, that's so sad. Squidward wanted a baby brother so badly he imagined one.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, man. Now it'll take even longer to find him.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hm? [a rain cloud forms above his head] Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I've got you, buddy. [takes out an umbrella and puts it over SpongeBob's head]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, let it flow. [his body absorbs the raindrops from his raincloud] Ooh, I have a plan.<br />
[The scene changes to Squidward playing his song "I Hate People" on his clarinet while dancing around and destroying everything inside SpongeBob's house. He enters SpongeBob's room and spins Gary around.]<br />
<br />
Gary: [groans as he is annoyed with Squidward; he goes into his shell and puts earmuffs on] Meow!<br />
[Squidward jumps outside and hops on top of Patrick's rock. It is revealed that while SpongeBob and Patrick had been gone for six months, he attached their houses onto his own house and made it into his own playground. He slides back into his house through the window and finishes his song.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, I love my two new homes. And best of all, I haven't heard from those idiots in months! [laughs until SpongeBob and Patrick squish him with the front door as they enter]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward. We found your brother.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pulls himself off to door and cruelly laughs at them] You urchin brains! I never had a brother!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You do now!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Two brothers! Us!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What are you morons talking about?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [takes Mrs. Tentacles by the hand and leads her in] Come on in, Mama.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [stammering as he is shocked to see his mother] Ma—Mama?<br />
<br />
'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Isn't it lovely, dear? I've adopted your two little friends.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold up their adoption papers] Brothers.<br />
[Squidward begins to lose his sanity as he panics like crazy. He rubs his head until it exploded. The scene changes to a camera man preparing to take a picture of Mrs. Tentacles, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick.]<br />
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'''Camera Man:''' Oh, what a beautiful family—yeee. Smile!<br />
[Mrs. Tentacles, SpongeBob and Patrick smile for the camera while Squidward groans in defeat. The camera snaps a picture of the "family", thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Scavenger_PantsEpisode Transcript: Scavenger Pants2018-03-14T22:52:20Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[The episode begins at Squidward's house. Squidward is dancing along with the music from "The Nutcracker Suite." Squidward continues to dance and show off some of his moves. Just then, SpongeBob appears and joins in the dancing as well.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [whispering] You dance divinely.<br />
[Squidward freaks out and clings himself to the ceiling with his suction cups. He loses his grip and falls to the floor. Patrick appears, removes the record from the phonograph and places a different record on it. The record begins playing funky, rock music.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Shall we?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I love this song!<br />
[Patrick and SpongeBob dance to the rock music. Squidward gets really angry and removes the record from the phonograph.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Why are you nitwits in my house?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're bored!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' And we don't want to be bored!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We wanna have fun.<br />
[Patrick kicks the pillar holding Squidward's head sculpture. Squidward screams and catches the sculpture before it hits the floor. Squidward sighs in relief and his head shatters. SpongeBob is standing upside down and Patrick eats his pants.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward. Give us something fun to do. Please?<br />
[Squidward groans and Patrick's stomach grumbles.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, let's play lunch!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No problem. I'll whip up some grub.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the kitchen and begin taking stuff out of Squidward's fridge and cabinets.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Leave my kitchen alone!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hm, there must be something I can scavenge up around here.<br />
<br />
Squidward: [grins evilly and gets an idea] Oh! That's it. How would you two like to go on a... scavenger hunt?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Scavenger hunt?<br />
Patrick: What's a scavenger hunt?<br />
[SpongeBob takes out a dictionary from his head, turns the pages with his nose, and looks up the word, "Scavenger Hunt."]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [reading] "A party game in which participants work in teams to collect a list of miscellaneous objects!" Scavenger hunt, yeah! What's first on the list, Squidward?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Um, oh, uh, well, let's see. [takes out a roll of toilet paper and pretends to read something on it] Bring back the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle and began searching all over the place to look for Squidward's "Desert Sandwich." SpongeBob looks for it in the phonograph.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandwich?<br />
[Patrick looks for it under Squidward's picture.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [looks for it in Squidward's nose, which causes him to scream] Sandwich? Sandwich? [lets go of Squidward's nose]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [straightens out his nose] Not in here! The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands, out there!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [he and SpongeBob stop looking] Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out and shuts the door] Phew. I am a genius.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick stop at a sign pointing to the Goodlands and to the Badlands.]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Goodlands, half a league.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Goodlands. There, they see jellyfish swimming around, flowers and trees dancing, a sun and rainbow shining down and a sea unicorn skipping along.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Badlands, 20,000 leagues?<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Badlands. There, they see a dried up wasteland with a volcano, a cactus and a skeleton with sea urchins crawling out. SpongeBob and Patrick are stunned, but they decide to go there anyway. The scene changes to them traveling the Badlands. They become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they had no drinking water with them. SpongeBob and Patrick collapsed from exhaustion.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' So...thirsty. [rings SpongeBob's sweat and drinks it for water] Oh.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [dried up and very weak] It's no use. We'll never find the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[Suddenly, a sand tornado appears out of nowhere. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror and sand gets into their eyes. The sand tornado lifts them in the air and starts to carry them away. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward is in his bathroom, dancing with "The Nutcracker Suite" again. The door opens and Squidward flies backwards. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! We did it! We brought back the first item!<br />
[A sand tornado comes through the door and into the living room.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Sand? [sand is blown in Squidward's face]<br />
[The sand tornado dies down, revealing a witch within it. The witch cackles.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [spits out the sand] Witch? [the witch cackles] Oh, good grief! Not that kind of sand witch! The Desert Sandwich has tomatoes and bread and—and—mayo.<br />
<br />
'''Sand Witch:''' No worries, I used to work at an evil deli. [creates a sandwich with her magic] Ta-da!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, looks pretty good. [takes a bite and spikes poke out from his cheeks; he screams as the sandwich comes to life and bites his nose] Get it off! Get it off! [gets mauled by the sandwich monster]<br />
[The sand witch cackles. The scene changes to the sandwich monster being locked in the refrigerator.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What's next on our scavenger hunt, Squidward?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Hmm...oh. [sees a picture of a flower] Mm-hmm. Your next item is the Boxing Begonia! [spins the globes and points to the location] It only grows in the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Ooh! [giggle as they run out the door]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Ha. That'll keep them out of my hair. [rubs his head and it glimmers since he has no hair] Oh.<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick looking down at the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' It's so straight-down-y.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Patrick. A scavenger is always prepared. [pulls out a rope, ties it to a nearby rock and goes to climb down, but the rope isn't long enough] The rope is too short! We need another one!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [throws down a rope] Here!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Patrick! Where'd you get another rope?<br />
Patrick: From that rock!<br />
[Patrick slips off the edge and falls down into the canyon with SpongeBob, crashing into some stalagmites in the process. They both crash to the ground below the canyon.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Found it!<br />
[The scene changes back to Squidward's house where Squidward resumes his dancing. SpongeBob and Patrick swing into his house through the window with the Boxing Begonia they found.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We're back!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What? But—but it's not possible! [becomes amazed at the Boxing Begonia's beauty] Boxing Begonia? It's beautiful.<br />
[The Boxing Begonia comes to life and starts beating up Squidward with boxing gloves.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is against the ropes. A left, a right.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' How can a man stand it?<br />
[Squidward falls flat on the floor, knocking out his dentures.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, and the champ is down!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [holding up the Boxing Begonia] The winner!<br />
[The scene changes to a beaten up Squidward pacing back and forth.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' How do you keep finding everything?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [meditating] You have to keep your skull... numb.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, we're numbskulls!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs and takes out a book] Your next mission is to find [points to the picture of the Loch Ness Monster] the Loch Ness Monster and bring him back...alive.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, the Loch Ness Monster!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, so good! Oh, so good! [takes out a notebook and a pencil; he sharpens his pencil with his bellybutton] What color?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pushes the sofa] Doesn't matter! Good luck! [throws them out and grins evilly] They'll never find it. And if they do, it'll eat them. [laughs] It's a win-win. [yelps as the sofa falls on top of him]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick rowing their boat upside-down in the rivers of Scotland.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' How are we gonna find a monster in the dark? I can't see anything.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We don't have to find it. It'll find us. [pulls out some bagpipes and plays music with it]<br />
[As SpongeBob plays music with his bagpipes, a shadowy creature swims around and looms over them. SpongeBob and Patrick wail in fright. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward resumes his dancing and is playing with his clarinet while wearing a beautiful, purple hat.]<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs] I'm the greatest. [hears a knock at the door] And here comes the worst. [takes off his hat]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [enters] We're back!<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster smashes through the wall above the front door with his head.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [shuddering] The lo—lo— The Loch Ness Monster! How did you find it?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, simple. [takes out his bagpipe] Bagpipes.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [grabs the bagpipe] It likes bagpipe music? [the bagpipes blow air out]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' No, it hates it.<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster roars, grabs Squidward with his mouth, and swallows him whole with the bagpipes.]<br />
<br />
'''The Loch Ness Monster:''' Ahh...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But it sure loves to eat 'em!<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' One very long digestive tract later...<br />
[Squidward is completely worn out from nearly being digested from the Loch Ness Monster. SpongeBob and Patrick bounce on the sofa while Squidward sits in agony.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Give us another one! Give us another one! Give us another one!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, brother! [grins evilly and comes up with another idea] Brother...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, just one more.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pretends to act nervous] Well, all right, it's—it's impossible, but... [sniffles as he pretends to cry] if only you could find my long lost brother.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold Squidward's hands] Brother?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [chuckles wickedly as he grabs his picture and draws a moustache on it; he turns around and pretends to be heartbroken] I haven't seen him since he was a baby.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Aww.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Baby with a mustache.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [rubs his head] He was an early bloomer.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What was his name?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Name, huh? Um...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: "Um?" Aw, what a pretty name.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pretends to be heartbroken] If I could just see him again... [pretends to cry] No.<br />
[Bob and Larry fall for Squidward's cruel lies and they sob crazily.]<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' Oh, that was beautiful!<br />
<br />
'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob!<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!<br />
<br />
'''Jean Claude:''' Pull yourselves together!<br />
<br />
'''Phillipe:''' Yes, you have a show to wrap-up!<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' Oh, your right. I'm sorry. Where were we?<br />
<br />
'''Larry:''' Madame Blueberry.<br />
<br />
[Bob and Larry sob crazily]<br />
<br />
'''Jean Claude:''' All right, that does it. Cue the music!<br />
<br />
'''Phillipe:''' Unless, of course, you have any objections!<br />
<br />
'''Bob:''' No... I don't care. Go ahead.<br />
<br />
'''Jean Claude:''' Hit it, boys!<br />
<br />
'''Singers:''' And so what we have learned our lives today and God has a lot to say in his book.<br />
<br />
[Bob sniffles]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Even my armpits are crying! [his armpits shed tears and he blows his nose and nine boogers are on the floor]<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Eww! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got some extreme scavenging to do!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [carries them out the door] Oh, thank you. [throws them down and slams the door] I'm free! [laughs]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick finding Squidward's "brother" in the streets of Bikini Bottom.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob looks for Squidward's "brother" in Jellyfish Fields.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [climbs up a tree with Patrick] Squidward's brother! [peeks into a jellyfish hive] Squidward's brother? [he and Patrick get stung by jellyfish]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick pop out of an old lady's bathtub when an old lady was taking a bath.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Squidward's brother? [he and SpongeBob get whacked in the heads by the old lady]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick go to look for Squidward's "brother" at Squidward's house. SpongeBob knocks on the door and Squidward answers it.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [gasps with Patrick] He's right here! Squidward's brother!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' The rascal shaved his moustache!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs] Good grief. [slams the door on SpongeBob and Patrick]<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' Six months later...<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick are completely tired and their voices have grown weak from looking for Squidward's "brother."]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [weakly] Um! Squidward's brother!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [weakly] Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick bump into a mailbox and it reads "Mrs. Tentacles" on it.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Tentacles? [run up to Mrs. Tentacles' house and knocks on the door with his nose; Mrs. Tentacles answers] Mrs. Tentacles, you're Squidward's mother. You must know where Squidward's brother is.<br />
<br />
'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Brother? Squidward never had a brother. One of him was enough. [shuts the door]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, that's so sad. Squidward wanted a baby brother so badly he imagined one.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh, man. Now it'll take even longer to find him.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hm? [a rain cloud forms above his head] Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I've got you, buddy. [takes out an umbrella and puts it over SpongeBob's head]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, let it flow. [his body absorbs the raindrops from his raincloud] Ooh, I have a plan.<br />
[The scene changes to Squidward playing his song "I Hate People" on his clarinet while dancing around and destroying everything inside SpongeBob's house. He enters SpongeBob's room and spins Gary around.]<br />
<br />
Gary: [groans as he is annoyed with Squidward; he goes into his shell and puts earmuffs on] Meow!<br />
[Squidward jumps outside and hops on top of Patrick's rock. It is revealed that while SpongeBob and Patrick had been gone for six months, he attached their houses onto his own house and made it into his own playground. He slides back into his house through the window and finishes his song.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, I love my two new homes. And best of all, I haven't heard from those idiots in months! [laughs until SpongeBob and Patrick squish him with the front door as they enter]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward. We found your brother.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pulls himself off to door and cruelly laughs at them] You urchin brains! I never had a brother!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You do now!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Two brothers! Us!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What are you morons talking about?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [takes Mrs. Tentacles by the hand and leads her in] Come on in, Mama.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [stammering as he is shocked to see his mother] Ma—Mama?<br />
<br />
'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Isn't it lovely, dear? I've adopted your two little friends.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold up their adoption papers] Brothers.<br />
[Squidward begins to lose his sanity as he panics like crazy. He rubs his head until it exploded. The scene changes to a camera man preparing to take a picture of Mrs. Tentacles, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick.]<br />
<br />
'''Camera Man:''' Oh, what a beautiful family—yeee. Smile!<br />
[Mrs. Tentacles, SpongeBob and Patrick smile for the camera while Squidward groans in defeat. The camera snaps a picture of the "family", thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_ClamsEpisode Transcript: Clams2018-03-13T21:52:29Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Dialogue */</p>
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Episode Article: [[Clams (Episode)|Clams]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Old Blue Lips]]<br />
*[[Scooter]]<br />
*[[Hans]]<br />
*[[Gary the Snail]] (cameo)<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
(at the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': I like neither. Can I take your order?<br><br />
<br />
Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': No. What will you have?<br><br />
<br />
Scooter: Well, uhh, what’s your vote on the kelp...<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Sir, let’s just get this out of the way. I hate everything on the menu! Now what do you want?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window) Psst, try the coral bits.<br><br />
<br />
Sandals: Uhh, I’ll try the coral bits.<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': That will be one dollar. (rings up one dollar then a siren goes off)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandals''': What’s going on?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Something stupid, I’m sure. (alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing <br />
music. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yippee! (kisses the customer and Squidward. Takes the dollar and rubs it all over himself) Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: See? I told you.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': What’s wrong with Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (runs over to the counter) Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: A very dirty dollar?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I <br />
got mine. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar!<br><br />
<br />
Sandals: Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, now get out!<br><br />
<br />
Sandals: Uhh, what?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Get out! Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! (pushes everyone out the door) Me millionth dollar.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Congratulations, Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you comes around <br />
maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you on a trip.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Wow, a trip!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs. Where we going, Fancy Springs? (scene cuts to the three of them in a pool)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Pamper Island? (scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Try again.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? (scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Better than that! (scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat as Squidward's smile turns to a glare)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat on <br />
a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a <br />
few clams then throw them back. Don’t you think that’s fun?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No. (takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair) And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ok! (SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward’s magazine. SpongeBob brins his line forward <br />
and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair) <br />
<br />
Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon) SpongeBob, be <br />
careful with... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams then walks up to Mr. Krabs)<br />
Ok, I’ve had enough.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. (SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to <br />
Squidward) Sure the lad’s a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don’t <br />
bring anything on a boat that you ain’t prepared to lose! (laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs millionth dollar into the <br />
lagoon) Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in <br />
before I keelhaul ya. (music plays) Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can’t you hear the music? That’s a 4/4 string <br />
ostinato in D minor. Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it’s too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music’s <br />
getting faster! (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are ya <br />
stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim <br />
faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Here she comes. (Mr. Krabs begs, SpongeBob reels the dollar in) She made it!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (holds up the dollar and cheers) For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! (ominous orchestra music plays <br />
again. A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar, swam away and it's gone forever and Mr. Krabs starts crying)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, you’re never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! (bawling) I lost <br />
me dollar and I’ll never get it back. Never, never, never, never, never...<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. (Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. (Mr. Krabs is blubbering) Mr. Krabs, it's <br />
just a stupid dollar. (continues blubbering. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth) For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! <br />
(Mr. Krabs’ eyes fill up the tears) Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is stil wailing) Mr. Krabs. (He leaks out tears like water faucets, wailing and crying) Ok, ok, Mr. Krabs, we’ll help you get your dollar back!<br />
(Mr. Krabs throws his thumb away that he was sucking on)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You will? Great! Wait right here. (runs off to get some items. Comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on) <br />
Here’s where clam fishing gets serious! (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob <br />
and Squidward are on the lower deck) Ok, you boys man the fishing poles and I’ll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (salutes) Aye aye, captain!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. (Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene <br />
cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That’s it, I’m finished! We’ve been here for three days and haven’t gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, and I’ve got to get home to feed Gary. (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: We’re gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. (takes a dollar out of his wallet) <br />
Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I get ya. (jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar) <br />
Look what we’ve got!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (jumps down and gasps) Could it be? (takes the dollar) Me millionth dollar? (starts cheering again as well as <br />
SpongeBob and Squidward) Whoo-hoo! (stops dancing) Wait a minute... (rubs the dollar back and forth) This isn't me <br />
millionth dollar. (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn <br />
slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. (shows dollar bill just like described)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (Holding a blue make-up kit) Actually, it's Coral Blue number t...(Squidward hits him with the fishing pole)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can’t believe me own crew would betray me like this. (cries)<br />
<br />
Squidward: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You’re kidding?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Woo! Is it another fishing trip?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, it’s this sandwich. (nails the sandwich to a pole)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. (throws the other sandwiches into the water) The sandwich.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Whatever. We’ve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': What do you mean?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Just look at him. (pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the <br />
words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, he’s lost something near and dear to him. Haven’t you...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Look again. (Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You’re right. How do we get out of here?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: If we’re real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ok. (both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: So, you thought you’d skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you’re <br />
thinking. "It’s just a dumb old dollar. Let’s just leave the old man. He won’t notice." (sobs) Well, it’s not going down <br />
like that. There’s only one use for a backstabbing crew like you. (scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. <br />
SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You’re crazy. If that clam didn’t come before, what makes you think he’ll come now?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (dressed up as a conductor) Oh, he’ll come. (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous <br />
music)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I’m talking about when I say...you are <br />
completely out of your mind! (Mr. Krabs giggles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line) <br />
Get us out of here!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! (SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant <br />
clam) Keep thrashing! He likes it! (both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast) Come on, boy! Closer. <br />
Closer. Almost there. (giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue) That’s it! (closes the doors to cause the music to stop. <br />
The giant clam stops in mid-air of eating SpongeBob and Squidward and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar) Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I <br />
finally got it! (rubs his dollar on himself) I finally got me millionth dollar! (cabin doors open to play the ominous <br />
music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the <br />
conductor takes a bow)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. Why couldn’t it have been me?!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Yes, why couldn’t it have been you? (both cry)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Why did he have to go like this, why?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot? (Bob and Larry crying)<br><br />
<br />
Bob the Tomato:<br />
Oh, that was beautiful!<br />
<br />
Larry the Cucumber:<br />
Hold me Bob!<br />
<br />
Bob the Tomato:<br />
I would if I could, man!<br />
<br />
Jean Claude:<br />
Pull yourselves together!<br />
<br />
Phillipe:<br />
Yes, you have a show to wrap up!<br />
<br />
Bob the Tomato:<br />
Oh, you're right. I'm sorry, where were we?<br />
<br />
Larry the Cucumber:<br />
[sobs] Madame Blueberry!<br />
<br />
[Bob and Larry crying]<br />
<br />
Jean Claude:<br />
All right! That does it! Cue the music!<br />
<br />
Phillipe:<br />
Unless, of course, you have any objections!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hello, boys!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs' head is above the water)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... (holds his millionth dollar up) ...me millionth dollar? (chuckles)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Wow, how did you get it back?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It wasn’t easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': What did you give him? (Mr. Krabs jumps up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Nothing important. (laughs)<br />
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<div>[The episode begins at Squidward's house. Squidward is dancing along with the music from "The Nutcracker Suite." Squidward continues to dance and show off some of his moves. Just then, SpongeBob appears and joins in the dancing as well.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [whispering] You dance divinely.<br />
[Squidward freaks out and clings himself to the ceiling with his suction cups. He loses his grip and falls to the floor. Patrick appears, removes the record from the phonograph and places a different record on it. The record begins playing funky, rock music.]<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Shall we?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I love this song!<br />
[Patrick and SpongeBob dance to the rock music. Squidward gets really angry and removes the record from the phonograph.]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Why are you nitwits in my house?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're bored!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' And we don't want to be bored!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We wanna have fun.<br />
[Patrick kicks the pillar holding Squidward's head sculpture. Squidward screams and catches the sculpture before it hits the floor. Squidward sighs in relief and his head shatters. SpongeBob is standing upside down and Patrick eats his pants.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward. Give us something fun to do. Please?<br />
[Squidward groans and Patrick's stomach grumbles.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, let's play lunch!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No problem. I'll whip up some grub.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the kitchen and begin taking stuff out of Squidward's fridge and cabinets.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Leave my kitchen alone!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hm, there must be something I can scavenge up around here.<br />
<br />
Squidward: [grins evilly and gets an idea] Oh! That's it. How would you two like to go on a... scavenger hunt?<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Scavenger hunt?<br />
Patrick: What's a scavenger hunt?<br />
[SpongeBob takes out a dictionary from his head, turns the pages with his nose, and looks up the word, "Scavenger Hunt."]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [reading] "A party game in which participants work in teams to collect a list of miscellaneous objects!" Scavenger hunt, yeah! What's first on the list, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Um, oh, uh, well, let's see. [takes out a roll of toilet paper and pretends to read something on it] Bring back the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle and began searching all over the place to look for Squidward's "Desert Sandwich." SpongeBob looks for it in the phonograph.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Sandwich?<br />
[Patrick looks for it under Squidward's picture.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [looks for it in Squidward's nose, which causes him to scream] Sandwich? Sandwich? [lets go of Squidward's nose]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [straightens out his nose] Not in here! The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands, out there!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [he and SpongeBob stop looking] Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out and shuts the door] Phew. I am a genius.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick stop at a sign pointing to the Goodlands and to the Badlands.]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Goodlands, half a league.<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Goodlands. There, they see jellyfish swimming around, flowers and trees dancing, a sun and rainbow shining down and a sea unicorn skipping along.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Badlands, 20,000 leagues?<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick observe the Badlands. There, they see a dried up wasteland with a volcano, a cactus and a skeleton with sea urchins crawling out. SpongeBob and Patrick are stunned, but they decide to go there anyway. The scene changes to them traveling the Badlands. They become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they had no drinking water with them. SpongeBob and Patrick collapsed from exhaustion.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' So...thirsty. [rings SpongeBob's sweat and drinks it for water] Oh.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [dried up and very weak] It's no use. We'll never find the rare Desert Sandwich.<br />
[Suddenly, a sand tornado appears out of nowhere. SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror and sand gets into their eyes. The sand tornado lifts them in the air and starts to carry them away. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward is in his bathroom, dancing with "The Nutcracker Suite" again. The door opens and Squidward flies backwards. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! We did it! We brought back the first item!<br />
[A sand tornado comes through the door and into the living room.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Sand? [sand is blown in Squidward's face]<br />
[The sand tornado dies down, revealing a witch within it. The witch cackles.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [spits out the sand] Witch? [the witch cackles] Oh, good grief! Not that kind of sand witch! The Desert Sandwich has tomatoes and bread and—and—mayo.<br />
<br />
'''Sand Witch:''' No worries, I used to work at an evil deli. [creates a sandwich with her magic] Ta-da!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, looks pretty good. [takes a bite and spikes poke out from his cheeks; he screams as the sandwich comes to life and bites his nose] Get it off! Get it off! [gets mauled by the sandwich monster]<br />
[The sand witch cackles. The scene changes to the sandwich monster being locked in the refrigerator.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' What's next on our scavenger hunt, Squidward?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Hmm...oh. [sees a picture of a flower] Mm-hmm. Your next item is the Boxing Begonia! [spins the globes and points to the location] It only grows in the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Ooh! [giggle as they run out the door]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Ha. That'll keep them out of my hair. [rubs his head and it glimmers since he has no hair] Oh.<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick looking down at the deepest canyon of the Mariana Trench.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' It's so straight-down-y.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Patrick. A scavenger is always prepared. [pulls out a rope, ties it to a nearby rock and goes to climb down, but the rope isn't long enough] The rope is too short! We need another one!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [throws down a rope] Here!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Patrick! Where'd you get another rope?<br />
Patrick: From that rock!<br />
[Patrick slips off the edge and falls down into the canyon with SpongeBob, crashing into some stalagmites in the process. They both crash to the ground below the canyon.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Found it!<br />
[The scene changes back to Squidward's house where Squidward resumes his dancing. SpongeBob and Patrick swing into his house through the window with the Boxing Begonia they found.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We're back!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What? But—but it's not possible! [becomes amazed at the Boxing Begonia's beauty] Boxing Begonia? It's beautiful.<br />
[The Boxing Begonia comes to life and starts beating up Squidward with boxing gloves.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is against the ropes. A left, a right.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' How can a man stand it?<br />
[Squidward falls flat on the floor, knocking out his dentures.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, and the champ is down!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [holding up the Boxing Begonia] The winner!<br />
[The scene changes to a beaten up Squidward pacing back and forth.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' How do you keep finding everything?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [meditating] You have to keep your skull... numb.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, we're numbskulls!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs and takes out a book] Your next mission is to find [points to the picture of the Loch Ness Monster] the Loch Ness Monster and bring him back...alive.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, the Loch Ness Monster!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, so good! Oh, so good! [takes out a notebook and a pencil; he sharpens his pencil with his bellybutton] What color?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pushes the sofa] Doesn't matter! Good luck! [throws them out and grins evilly] They'll never find it. And if they do, it'll eat them. [laughs] It's a win-win. [yelps as the sofa falls on top of him]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick rowing their boat upside-down in the rivers of Scotland.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' How are we gonna find a monster in the dark? I can't see anything.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' We don't have to find it. It'll find us. [pulls out some bagpipes and plays music with it]<br />
[As SpongeBob plays music with his bagpipes, a shadowy creature swims around and looms over them. SpongeBob and Patrick wail in fright. Meanwhile, back at Squidward's house, Squidward resumes his dancing and is playing with his clarinet while wearing a beautiful, purple hat.]<br />
'''Squidward:''' [sighs] I'm the greatest. [hears a knock at the door] And here comes the worst. [takes off his hat]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [enters] We're back!<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster smashes through the wall above the front door with his head.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [shuddering] The lo—lo— The Loch Ness Monster! How did you find it?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, simple. [takes out his bagpipe] Bagpipes.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [grabs the bagpipe] It likes bagpipe music? [the bagpipes blow air out]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' No, it hates it.<br />
[The Loch Ness Monster roars, grabs Squidward with his mouth, and swallows him whole with the bagpipes.]<br />
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'''The Loch Ness Monster:''' Ahh...<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' But it sure loves to eat 'em!<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' One very long digestive tract later...<br />
[Squidward is completely worn out from nearly being digested from the Loch Ness Monster. SpongeBob and Patrick bounce on the sofa while Squidward sits in agony.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Give us another one! Give us another one! Give us another one!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Oh, brother! [grins evilly and comes up with another idea] Brother...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, just one more.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [pretends to act nervous] Well, all right, it's—it's impossible, but... [sniffles as he pretends to cry] if only you could find my long lost brother.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold Squidward's hands] Brother?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' [chuckles wickedly as he grabs his picture and draws a moustache on it; he turns around and pretends to be heartbroken] I haven't seen him since he was a baby.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aww.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Baby with a mustache.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [rubs his head] He was an early bloomer.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' What was his name?<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Name, huh? Um...<br />
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SpongeBob: "Um?" Aw, what a pretty name.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pretends to be heartbroken] If I could just see him again... [pretends to cry] No.<br />
[Bob and Larry fall for Squidward's cruel lies and they sob crazily.]<br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, that was beautiful!<br />
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'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob!<br />
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'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Pull yourselves together!<br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Yes, you have a show to wrap-up!<br />
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'''Bob:''' Oh, your right. I'm sorry. Where were we?<br />
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'''Larry:''' Madame Blueberry.<br />
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[Bob and Larry sob crazily]<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' All right, that does it. Cue the music!<br />
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'''Phillipe:''' Unless, of course, you have any objections!<br />
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'''Bob:''' No... I don't care. Go ahead.<br />
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'''Jean Claude:''' Hit it, boys!<br />
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'''Singers:''' And so what we have learned our lives today and God has a lot to say in his book.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' [sniffles] Even my armpits are crying! [his armpits shed tears and he blows his nose and nine boogers are on the floor]<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Eww! <br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got some extreme scavenging to do!<br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [carries them out the door] Oh, thank you. [throws them down and slams the door] I'm free! [laughs]<br />
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick finding Squidward's "brother" in the streets of Bikini Bottom.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob looks for Squidward's "brother" in Jellyfish Fields.]<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [climbs up a tree with Patrick] Squidward's brother! [peeks into a jellyfish hive] Squidward's brother? [he and Patrick get stung by jellyfish]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick pop out of an old lady's bathtub when an old lady was taking a bath.]<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Squidward's brother? [he and SpongeBob get whacked in the heads by the old lady]<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick go to look for Squidward's "brother" at Squidward's house. SpongeBob knocks on the door and Squidward answers it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' [gasps with Patrick] He's right here! Squidward's brother!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' The rascal shaved his moustache!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [sighs] Good grief. [slams the door on SpongeBob and Patrick]<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' Six months later...<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick are completely tired and their voices have grown weak from looking for Squidward's "brother."]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [weakly] Um! Squidward's brother!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' [weakly] Squidward's brother!<br />
[SpongeBob and Patrick bump into a mailbox and it reads "Mrs. Tentacles" on it.]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Tentacles? [run up to Mrs. Tentacles' house and knocks on the door with his nose; Mrs. Tentacles answers] Mrs. Tentacles, you're Squidward's mother. You must know where Squidward's brother is.<br />
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'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Brother? Squidward never had a brother. One of him was enough. [shuts the door]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, that's so sad. Squidward wanted a baby brother so badly he imagined one.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, man. Now it'll take even longer to find him.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hm? [a rain cloud forms above his head] Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm!<br />
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Patrick: I've got you, buddy. [takes out an umbrella and puts it over SpongeBob's head]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, let it flow. [his body absorbs the raindrops from his raincloud] Ooh, I have a plan.<br />
[The scene changes to Squidward playing his song "I Hate People" on his clarinet while dancing around and destroying everything inside SpongeBob's house. He enters SpongeBob's room and spins Gary around.]<br />
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Gary: [groans as he is annoyed with Squidward; he goes into his shell and puts earmuffs on] Meow!<br />
[Squidward jumps outside and hops on top of Patrick's rock. It is revealed that while SpongeBob and Patrick had been gone for six months, he attached their houses onto his own house and made it into his own playground. He slides back into his house through the window and finishes his song.]<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, I love my two new homes. And best of all, I haven't heard from those idiots in months! [laughs until SpongeBob and Patrick squish him with the front door as they enter]<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward. We found your brother.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [pulls himself off to door and cruelly laughs at them] You urchin brains! I never had a brother!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' You do now!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Two brothers! Us!<br />
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'''Squidward:''' What are you morons talking about?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [takes Mrs. Tentacles by the hand and leads her in] Come on in, Mama.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' [stammering as he is shocked to see his mother] Ma—Mama?<br />
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'''Mrs. Tentacles:''' Isn't it lovely, dear? I've adopted your two little friends.<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' [hold up their adoption papers] Brothers.<br />
[Squidward begins to lose his sanity as he panics like crazy. He rubs his head until it exploded. The scene changes to a camera man preparing to take a picture of Mrs. Tentacles, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick.]<br />
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'''Camera Man:''' Oh, what a beautiful family—yeee. Smile!<br />
[Mrs. Tentacles, SpongeBob and Patrick smile for the camera while Squidward groans in defeat. The camera snaps a picture of the "family", thus ending the episode.]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Stuck_in_the_WringerEpisode Transcript: Stuck in the Wringer2018-03-02T02:59:50Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Patrick's Rock */</p>
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Episode Article: [[Stuck in the Wringer (Episode)|Stuck in the Wringer]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Tom]]<br />
*[[Fred]]<br />
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== SpongeBob's House ==<br />
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''(SpongeBob is in his shower)''<br />
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SpongeBob: Lalalalalalalala getting clean! Lalalala, doo doo doo! Oooooh... what a delightful day it is... ''(Squeezes soap so hard it slips out of his hand, soap falls to the ground in slow motion)'' Nooooooooo!<br />
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''(Soap hits the ground)''<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Good thing I have a spare! ''(opens a new bar of soap)'' I still have one more thing to clean! ''(Cleans inside his brain)''<br />
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'''SpongeBob's Brain''': ''(squeaks)''<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': ''(Goes through the wringer)'' Oh, what would I do without you Wringer? I'd guess I'd be all wet. ''(laughs)'' And now I'm ready to go to work! ''(slips on soap and back into the shower)''<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ooooh... you'd have to be careful, SquarePants! ''(leans on the new soap, causing it to fall)'' You always gotta be watching out. Watching out for...things. Things like...''(stops his feet above the soap)''...like that! Oh yeah, I saw ya. Not gonna fool me this time soap. ''(The soap frowns and SpongeBob steps on Patrick's rubber ducky and his soap and lands in his wringer and tries to get out.)'' <br />
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'''SpongeBob''': ''(Uses his tongue and tries to twist the handle on the wringer but it breaks off)'' This is not going well. ''(sighs, Patrick comes in and looks for his Rubber Ducky.)''<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, have you seen my rubber ducky?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, is that it? ''(Points to the duck on the ground.)''<br />
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'''Patrick:''' I found you. Ducky duck! ''(laughs)'' Quack, Quack, Quack! <br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Uh Patrick?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Huh? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'd hate to interrupt your reunion, but I kind of need your help over here.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What do you need, SpongeBob? <br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I'm a little stuck if you know what I me-<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Stuck? I can help with that. ''(Opens up his skin)'' Ok. Hmm... ''(Takes the Forever Glue out)'' There. There you go, buddy! Now you're stuck forever!''(Points to Forever Glue)''<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, thanks, Patrick! Now I'm stuck for..... ev-ev-forever?! ''(The glue sticks on SpongeBob)'' Patrick I wanted to get ''un-stuck'', not more stuck! How am I gonna get to work if I'm stuck here forever? ''(starts to bulge to get out of the Wringer)'' Must... get... out... of... wringer! ''(He uses his nose, his eyes, and then his teeth.)''<br />
''(screams)''<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Hmmm... ''(pulls the wringer up into the air, breaking it)'' There! Is that better?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No Patrick. It isn't. How am I suppost to flip patties like this?<br />
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'''Patrick:''' OK! Ya know what SquarePants? That's quitter talk! And are you a quitter?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No. <br />
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'''Patrick:''' And are you gonna let this wringer get between you and your passion? Those sweet tomatoes, crisp onions, ARE YA SPONGEBOB?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' No. I won't let it get me and crisp onions sweet tomatoes fresh lettuce a flame- broiled patty, a warm bun sprinkled with sesame seeds, served with a smile that says HEY!! I CAN!!! I'm ready!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' That's the spirit!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! ''(Hits the wall, and starts tumbling down the stairs)'' Don't worry Patrick! My spirits are still high!<br />
<br />
== Krusty Krab ==<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Hello, perfectly made Krabby Patty. '''Order's up!'''<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': It's about time.''(Takes Krabby Patty, but notices SpongeBob)''<br />
''(laughs)'' Hey SpongeBob, love the outfit. Where did you get it? The hardware store?! ''(laughs)'' Hardware jokes.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': ''(laughs)'' Hardware store No, from my bathroom.<br />
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'''Squidward''': Well, I must say it really completes your imbecile look. Way to go, Buddy.<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Aw, thanks pal.''(squirts mustard in Squidward's eyes, And screams in pain and the eyes fall onto the Krabby Patty)'' Ohh! Squidward! Squidward!''(jumps on him)'' Are you ok?<br />
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'''Squidward''': Please just get away from me.<br />
<br />
'''Customer''': Uh, Excuse me, Can i get a refill in my soda?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': '''''OH A REFILL!!''''' ''(Hits cash register falls on customer's foot)''<br />
<br />
'''Customer''': Oh my foot, oh my foot! ''(bumps into the table)'' oh my back!(tips on a table) My face!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': ''(gasps)'' Not to worry, sir. I'm comi-i-i-ing ''(Hits cash register which opens it causing money to fly everywhere)'' '''WHOA!''' ''(Hits a pole)'' Don't worry everyone I'm okkah! ''(sees customers taking money)''<br />
Hey! Don't touch Mr. Krabs' money!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': ''(comes out of his office)'' Me money! What do you think you're doin'? ''(Snatches money from a customer)'' That ain't yours! ''(He does it again)'' Thank you very much! When I get my hands on that boy... ''(SpongeBob struggles to get out of the pole hits the customers including Mr. Krabs He crashes into a wall)''<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Here Mr. Krabs: I'll help.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''':''(shouts)'' Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today! ''(shows damaged restaurant)'' ''(walks out of restaurant)''And don't even think coming back here 'til that destructive of device of yours is gone! ''(tosses him out of the restaurant and lands in front of Patrick)''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob, How was work?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh an absolute disaster. I can't do anything while this stupid wringer getting in the way. Patrick I'm nothing more than a-- a bike rack. A sad, sad, sad, sad little bike rack. ''(A fish chains his bike to the wringer. SpongeBob starts crying)''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hey! Don't you go crying on me! ''(uses a hair dryer to dry SpongeBob's teary eyes)'' Crying never solves anything. I know what always makes you feel better.<br />
<br />
== At Super Weenie Hut Jr's ==<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You were right! Ice cream always makes me feel better!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Dig in! ''(He eats all his ice cream)''<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' ''(Tries to use his hands, but his hands are stuck in the wringer. Uses his tongue, tries, he scoops a small piece of his ice cream. but fails to swallow because the wringer is in the way)'' '''I CAN'T EVEN EAT ICE CREAM NOW?! THIS DUMB WRINGER IS IN THE WAY!'''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Bummer. Yeah, you know what? Forget this place. Let's go the the carnival. That's the funnest spot in the ocean. ''(eats all SpongeBob's ice cream)''<br />
<br />
== Coral Carnival ==<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Look the Ball Toss!<br />
<br />
'''Ball Toss Vendor:''' Step right up folks! Toss a ball, hit the cans, and win a stuffed seahorse!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' We wanna play!<br />
<br />
'''Ball Toss Vendor:''' Sure. Gimme your best shot.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Thanks! (Throws ball, knocks all the cans down) Woohoo! And now you try.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' ''(Tries his best, the ball bounces back in his eye, giving him a black eye)''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Woah! The spinny steering wheels Oh, we gotta do that!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know... I have too much eye pain.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Oh come on! Oh how many times does a carnival come in town! ''(they walk past a sign that says "Carnival Always Here!" both go in the seats)'' Ready?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (struggles to put the hands on the wheel, but it's too late, Patrick starts spinning the wheel. he steers faster, tossing SpongeBob out of the ride)''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Flying through the air) Oh dear Neptune! WHY?!<br />
''(Cut later in the carnival where SpongeBob is hurt and Patrick has cotton candy)''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hey pal, Want some of my cotton candy? He gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this too! (shows SpongeBob his ribbon) Check it out!<br />
<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, that's nice Patrick. But I don't want any cotton candy. (Patrick puts it near his face he gets frustrated)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Well have some! It will make you feel better!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I said I don't want any! (Turns, knocks the cotton candy to the ground)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You ruined my cotton candy!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Good! Maybe now you know how I feel about you ruining my life!<br />
<br />
'''Ball Toss Vendor:''' Check it out Public Fight!<br />
<br />
'''Other Vendor:''' Working at the carnival sure has its perks. (crowd gathers around SpongeBob and Patrick)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''' I have never felt so ashamed.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What do you mean?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I was only trying to help.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (shouts) Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today! (Same thing that Mr. Krabs said earlier)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore! (Runs away crying)<br />
<br />
(Visitors give an angry look at SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Heh, heh, a lot of drama with that one.<br />
<br />
'''Sandals''': Ya know kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. (Inside SpongeBob's body, his heart begins to groan sadly.) You deserve what you've gotten. C'mon we're out of here. (someone off screen) Some people are just born mean.<br />
<br />
== Patrick's Rock ==<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': ''(Brushing teeth)'' Forget SpongeBob. I don't need him. ''(brushes his armpit, then his belly button, then puts the toothbrush back in his mouth)'' I can do whatever I want. (then eats the toothbrush) Ahh. (Gets off his rock) I don't need him. (Blinks, Looks at SpongeBob's house almost calls for SpongeBob to come out but stops himself) Leave it! You are not his friend anymore! I gotta try to keep myself occupied so I don't think about Sponge-- ''(stops and covers his mouth)'' I'm not even gonna say his name! What to do, What to do... ''(snaps)'' I know I'll have a staring contest! ''(stars off into space, then blinks)'' Ohh, fiddlesticks. My game's too hard.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick Thought in a Bubble''': Maybe if SpongeBob were here he can give you pointers. ''(Puts his finger in mouth)''<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Who asked you?! ''(claps the bubble)'' Forget It! I'll just play... Fetch! ''(throws stick lands on SpongeBob's doorstep)'' Where is it Where is it? ''(Finds the stick)'' Gotcha! ''(Notices SpongeBob)'' Is SpongeBob ok? Oh what do I care. I'm no longer supposed to help. ''(Walks away, then suddenly runs back)'' '''''Buddy!''''' ''(throws door off hinges)'' Uhh! SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Hey, Whatcha watchin'?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': ''(in chair watching TV, in a trance)'' My favorite show. ''(shows static on the TV. Then the TV dies)'' Ha, ha I love that part!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! Snap out of it! It's me, your best friend! Patrick!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': What's that? I can't hear you with all the lonely voices in my head.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh man. he's too far gone.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Not fit to live in society.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': ''(Crying)'' Is this all my fault? ''(Holds up his forever glue)'' Me and my dumb ideas? I'm so sorry ''(tear falls down that melts the glue and SpongeBob is able to pull his arm out)''<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Your tears! They are melting the glue! Keep crying! I'll do the same and maybe I can slip out of this thing! ''(Bob The Tomato and Larry The Cucumber crying and SpongeBob pulls the wringer out)'' Look! It worked!<br />
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' All right! ''(SpongeBob throws the wringer in the air)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I guess crying does solve your problems after all. Come here, buddy! ''(Both hug, and the wringer falls on them, trapping both of them in)''<br />
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'''Patrick''': Well at least we're together.''(Chuckles)'' Should I get the glue?<br />
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Episode Article: [[Grandpappy the Pirate]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[ Mailman]]<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I'm expecting a fifty cent rebate check. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.<br />
<br />
'''Mailman''': Sorry. No check. But I've got this. (gives Mr. Krabs a bottle and walks away)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, a corrospondence in a bottle, eh? (reading) Ahoy, Eugene. I'm so proud you followed your ol' Grampa's peg leg and became a pirate, that I'll be sailing by for a ship's inspection. That vessel better be well-oiled <br />
or you'll be dancing the short plank jig. Happy looting! Grampa Redbeard! (not reading) (Gasp!) Grandpa Readbeard comin bla, bla, bla!<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, "The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws." And he wanted me to be a pirate, too.<br />
<br />
(He flashes back to when he was a baby. His grandpa was babysitting him on his pirate ship.)<br />
<br />
'''Baby Mr. Krabs''': (chewing a rattle)<br />
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'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (fighting pirate skeletons) One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': So I bought me a ship, hired a crew.....<br />
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'''Crew member''': Aaarrrrr!<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound.<br />
<br />
'''Crew members''': (lined up to get paid)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I started to notice a recurring fee. I just wasn't turning enough profit. So I fired me crew and sold me ship. ‘Twas also the last time I saw me granddad.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson.<br />
<br />
'''Young Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually, Grandpa,...I just sold...<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business.<br />
<br />
'''Young Mr. Krabs''': Yeah, uh, Grandpa what happened ...<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': And well I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie.<br />
<br />
(The flash-back ends.)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah. <br />
<br />
(An hour or two pass.)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': All right, me hearties! Get this one thing clear. If Grandpa Redbeard is ever gonna believe I'm a pirate, ye landlubbers are gonna have to pass for a pirate crew. Which means, I want you to look like a pirate. (puts a <br />
bandana on Squidward) I want you to talk like a pirate.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Who are thee? I mean...shiver me timbers!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. (smells Patrick) Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this resturant ready to <br />
sail!<br />
<br />
(A few minutes pass.)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (breaks the bar holding the tableabove the ground. He sticks it in the cash register for a steering wheel.)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward: (starts painting the floor of the Krusty Krab black)<br />
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'''Patrick''': (hammers two wooden boards together)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (puts the Krusty Krab sign on the roof)<br />
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'''Patrick''': (breaks a wooden board with his hammer)<br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (removes the shell from the pole and replaces it with a crow's nest)<br />
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'''Patrick''': (breaks another wooden board)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (pours garbage into a bucket and stirs it)<br />
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'''Patrick''': (glues some broken wooden board pieces together)<br />
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'''Squidward''': (paints some wave-shaped pieces of cardboard)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': (pulls on a rope and releases the Jolly Roger)<br />
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'''Patrick''': (glues the final wood piece to the rest to make the rim of the ship)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Way to go, fellars.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (swings to the ship) Hee-ar!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': He's comin'!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hide me, boy.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many years! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad!<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Hm...you call this a pirate crew?. But more miserable jellyfishers than swarvy brime-skimmers.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Um...<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward''': Aye, sir!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! <br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (hanging from the front of the ship and moving the pieces of cardboard he painted to make it look like waves)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (hanging from the window. He takes a drink of water and spits it on Grandpa Redbeard)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, ya can almost taste it.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aye.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, "Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!"<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh!! (turns on a record player. It makes wind noises)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, aparrently me cabin is haunted as well.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (picks up a hair net) What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair <br />
net is deprivi' your crew of its essential nutrients.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh, just a sec. (turns a video projector on) Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! (The video projector shows a kraken emerging from the water.)<br />
<br />
'''Kraken''': Grrrrrr....<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aye, look at the size of that beast. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Not to worry, Granddad. (grabs a harpoon)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aha! That's the stuff!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (throws harpoon) Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Whah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (catches the harpoon)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, nothing. Look! (The video projector shows a harpoon landing on the Kraken and knocking him underwater.)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har, har! That's me boy!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Clear!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Hooray!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hooray!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Woo-hoo!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Sounds like we got a prize. (whispering): Ready, Squidward?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. (takes off his bandana and inflates his head)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad.(He is holding Squidward, who looks like the Kraken.) Check the... Granddad?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! Approximately ten clips of the starboard bow! Man your battle stations!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (stacks some bags of sand)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (raises the Jolly Roger)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (reading a book)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (Gasp!) Oh, so repulsive.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. (gives Mr. Krabs a telescope)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Go get it, Granddad.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? (looks over the rim of the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Dad!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (Gasp!) That disgusting, horrible thing is me daughter!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (points a cannon at Pearl)<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Open up!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Nooooo! (puts out the fuse on the cannon)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What are ya doin'?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. (The cannon collapses.)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What is this?!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I can explain.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Dad! Dad!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Now it's even more angry!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Don't worry! I have it under control! (jumps off the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Daddy!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there!<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': (Giggles) What's with the lame outfit?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': What? Oh, never mind that! (pushes Pearl away) Just go home. (climbs back up the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (breaks a cardboard wave)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I bet you're wondering about that.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ar, you're darn tootin' I am!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (spits on Grandpa Redbeard)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Do you mind?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What kinda ship are you runnin' here?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Just a second. (removes the wind record from the record player and throws it on Grandpa Redbeard's nose)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Arrrrrrrrrrrr. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells stickier than a lie! The code that all pirates live by, you knows what it is, don't ya?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Of course I do, Granddad.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Well, then, say it!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Okay. It's... it's... it's... a pirate never lies! (starts crying) A-and I've been a dirty liar! (starts crying again) Everything you see is a lie! This sail is a lie! (tears down the sail) This crew is a lie! (rips their pirate clothes and they're animals)<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward''': We're animals!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Even the ship is a lie! (takes a wrecking ball as Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick run away and he destroys the ship. The regular Krusty Krab restaurant is back.) All of it! All a lie! (Takes the cloth with a jolly roger design on it off the Galley Grub)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Krabby Patties: $2.00. Krusty Combo: $3.99! Gourmet: $1.95?!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly restaurant owner! (crying) I'm sorry I failed ye. (sobbing)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer ludicrous prices! Now, that's real piracy. Ya done good, boy-o!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Really? Thanks, Granddad! <br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (steals Mr. Krabs's money) I hope ya don't mind, boy-o, but I helped myself to a little bit of yer booty! (laughs)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I knew I got me talent from someone! (laughs)<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Grandpa Redbeard]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[ Mailman]]<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I'm expecting a fifty cent rebate check. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.<br />
<br />
'''Mailman''': Sorry. No check. But I've got this. (gives Mr. Krabs a bottle and walks away)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, a corrospondence in a bottle, eh? (reading) Ahoy, Eugene. I'm so proud you followed your ol' Grampa's peg leg and became a pirate, that I'll be sailing by for a ship's inspection. That vessel better be well-oiled <br />
or you'll be dancing the short plank jig. Happy looting! Grampa Redbeard! (not reading) (Gasp!) Grandpa Readbeard comin bla, bla, bla!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, "The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws." And he wanted me to be a pirate, too.<br />
<br />
(He flashes back to when he was a baby. His grandpa was babysitting him on his pirate ship.)<br />
<br />
'''Baby Mr. Krabs''': (chewing a rattle)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (fighting pirate skeletons) One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': So I bought me a ship, hired a crew.....<br />
<br />
'''Crew member''': Aaarrrrr!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound.<br />
<br />
'''Crew members''': (lined up to get paid)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I started to notice a recurring fee. I just wasn't turning enough profit. So I fired me crew and sold me ship. ‘Twas also the last time I saw me granddad.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson.<br />
<br />
'''Young Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually, Grandpa,...I just sold...<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business.<br />
<br />
'''Young Mr. Krabs''': Yeah, uh, Grandpa what happened ...<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': And well I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie.<br />
<br />
(The flash-back ends.)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah. <br />
<br />
(An hour or two pass.)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': All right, me hearties! Get this one thing clear. If Grandpa Redbeard is ever gonna believe I'm a pirate, ye landlubbers are gonna have to pass for a pirate crew. Which means, I want you to look like a pirate. (puts a <br />
bandana on Squidward) I want you to talk like a pirate.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Who are thee? I mean...shiver me timbers!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. (smells Patrick) Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this resturant ready to <br />
sail!<br />
<br />
(A few minutes pass.)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (breaks the bar holding the tableabove the ground. He sticks it in the cash register for a steering wheel.)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward: (starts painting the floor of the Krusty Krab black)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (hammers two wooden boards together)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (puts the Krusty Krab sign on the roof)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (breaks a wooden board with his hammer)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (removes the shell from the pole and replaces it with a crow's nest)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (breaks another wooden board)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (pours garbage into a bucket and stirs it)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (glues some broken wooden board pieces together)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (paints some wave-shaped pieces of cardboard)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (pulls on a rope and releases the Jolly Roger)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (glues the final wood piece to the rest to make the rim of the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Way to go, fellars.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (swings to the ship) Hee-ar!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': He's comin'!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hide me, boy.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many years! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Hm...you call this a pirate crew?. But more miserable jellyfishers than swarvy brime-skimmers.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Um...<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward''': Aye, sir!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! <br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (hanging from the front of the ship and moving the pieces of cardboard he painted to make it look like waves)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (hanging from the window. He takes a drink of water and spits it on Grandpa Redbeard)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, ya can almost taste it.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aye.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, "Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!"<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh!! (turns on a record player. It makes wind noises)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, aparrently me cabin is haunted as well.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (picks up a hair net) What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair <br />
net is deprivi' your crew of its essential nutrients.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh, just a sec. (turns a video projector on) Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! (The video projector shows a kraken emerging from the water.)<br />
<br />
'''Kraken''': Grrrrrr....<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aye, look at the size of that beast. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Not to worry, Granddad. (grabs a harpoon)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aha! That's the stuff!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (throws harpoon) Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Whah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (catches the harpoon)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, nothing. Look! (The video projector shows a harpoon landing on the Kraken and knocking him underwater.)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har, har! That's me boy!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Clear!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Hooray!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hooray!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Woo-hoo!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Sounds like we got a prize. (whispering): Ready, Squidward?<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. (takes off his bandana and inflates his head)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad.(He is holding Squidward, who looks like the Kraken.) Check the... Granddad?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! Approximately ten clips of the starboard bow! Man your battle stations!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (stacks some bags of sand)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (raises the Jolly Roger)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': (reading a book)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (Gasp!) Oh, so repulsive.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. (gives Mr. Krabs a telescope)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Go get it, Granddad.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? (looks over the rim of the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Dad!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': (Gasp!) That disgusting, horrible thing is me daughter!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (points a cannon at Pearl)<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Open up!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Nooooo! (puts out the fuse on the cannon)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What are ya doin'?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. (The cannon collapses.)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What is this?!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I can explain.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Dad! Dad!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Now it's even more angry!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Don't worry! I have it under control! (jumps off the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': Daddy!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there!<br />
<br />
'''Pearl''': (Giggles) What's with the lame outfit?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': What? Oh, never mind that! (pushes Pearl away) Just go home. (climbs back up the ship)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (breaks a cardboard wave)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I bet you're wondering about that.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ar, you're darn tootin' I am!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (spits on Grandpa Redbeard)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Do you mind?<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': What kinda ship are you runnin' here?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Just a second. (removes the wind record from the record player and throws it on Grandpa Redbeard's nose)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Arrrrrrrrrrrr. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells stickier than a lie! The code that all pirates live by, you knows what it is, don't ya?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Of course I do, Granddad.<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Well, then, say it!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Okay. It's... it's... it's... a pirate never lies! (starts crying) A-and I've been a dirty liar! (starts crying again) Everything you see is a lie! This sail is a lie! (tears down the sail) This crew is a lie! (rips their pirate clothes and they're animals)<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward''': We're animals!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Even the ship is a lie! (takes a wrecking ball as Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick run away and he destroys the ship. The regular Krusty Krab restaurant is back.) All of it! All a lie! (Takes the cloth with a jolly roger design on it off the Gally Grub)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Krabby Patties: $2.00. Krusty Combo: $3.99! Gourmet: $1.95?!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly restaurant owner! (crying) I'm sorry I failed ye. (sobbing)<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer ludicrous prices! Now, that's real piracy. Ya done good, boy-o!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Really? Thanks, Granddad! <br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man!<br />
<br />
'''Grandpa Redbeard''': (steals Mr. Krabs's money) I hope ya don't mind, boy-o, but I helped myself to a little bit of yer booty! (laughs)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs''': I knew I got me talent from someone! (laughs)<br />
<br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=MindyMindy2017-09-24T17:47:19Z<p>98.183.146.129: </p>
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<div>[[Image:200px-Mindy.JPG|thumb|right|Princess Peach]]<br />
'''Mindy''' is [[King Neptune]]'s mermaid daughter, seen in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|the SpongeBob SquarePants movie]].<br />
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In the movie, Mindy is King Neptune's daughter. When [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] turns light blue by King Neptune, Mindy, due to her soft heart, tries to help [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] find [[King Neptune|the king]]'s crown so that he will let [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] live. She contacts [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] by a special connection. Mindy gives [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] a magical bag of winds to help them on their journey. She was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Scarlett Johansson]].<br />
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===Personality===<br />
Mindy is usually portrayed as being very kind, as she helps [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] in their journey to [[Shell City]]. She detests her father a lot. Additionally, she is very attractive, seeing that Patrick is always dumbstruck by her beauty. She is the only one that believes in SpongeBob and Patrick, even if they are "just kids".<br />
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===Royalty Connection===<br />
Mindy, since she is the daughter of King Neptune, is Princess Peach. In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|the SpongeBob SquarePants movie]], she revealed that one day, she will be the queen of the sea. She knows the names of all the creatures in the sea, in preparation.<br />
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=== Looks ===<br />
Mindy is a mermaid who has light-green skin, black hair, round glasses, a light-green tail, and a yellow hair bow. She wears a golden bracelet and also wears a pink midriff top with a red heart in the middle.<br />
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==Family==<br />
*[[King Neptune]] (father)<br />
*[[Queen Amphitrite]] (mother)<br />
*[[Triton]] (brother)<br />
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==Story==<br />
It is possible that she is Triton's little sister. If Mindy was in the episode, [[The Clash of Triton]], she would've missed her brother as much as her father. Also, she would've wanted Neptune to accept Triton for who he is and might have helped SpongeBob release him. She also might convince Triton that their father misunderstood him. But it could be possible that she was born later, as the movie takes place 31 years, two months after the pilot.<br />
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==Allies==<br />
*SpongeBob<br />
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*Patrick<br />
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*Sandy (possibly)<br />
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*Triton (maybe)<br />
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*Seahorses<br />
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*Royal Crown Polisher<br />
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*Amphitrite (if she was seen with her)<br />
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*Neptune<br />
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*Mr. Krabs<br />
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[[es:Princesa Mindy]]</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Transcript:_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie/Part_5Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 52017-08-24T02:49:38Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Chapter 40:End of the stalling */</p>
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<div>==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
===Chapter 33:Alive===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What's happening?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr. Puff, The Spanish band, the seahorses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag. <br />
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 35:The S.S David===<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)<br />
<br />
(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===<br />
<br />
(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)<br />
<br />
'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.<br />
<br />
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in) <br />
<br />
'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===<br />
<br />
(Above the ocean)<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)<br />
<br />
(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)<br />
<br />
'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)<br />
<br />
(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. It lifts back to reveal a smudged, green blob, very similar to Plankton earlier when he got stepped on by SpongeBob. From it, Dennis reforms, his sunglasses smashed through, his teeth sharp and his clothes ripped. Then, he peels himself off and lands on Hasselhoff's foot.) Ah! Dennis! <br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' (smiles in an evil manner) Did you miss me?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 38:Stalling===<br />
<br />
(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won't have you stalling this execution.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Yes.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Stalling?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Stalling!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Stalling.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Stalling!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===<br />
<br />
(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared. He takes off his smashed through shades and throws them in the sea.)<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run! <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)<br />
<br />
'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob tries run from Dennis, but he's coming closer and closer.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (throws the dollars away and grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes which causes them to swell up and go red.)<br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot. <br />
<br />
'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===<br />
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! (Bowser) You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===<br />
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' The control.<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''<br />
<br />
(The Sea starts to shake)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 42:Help!===<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Yes.<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''...7, 6, 5...''<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' ....for you....<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''...4, 3, 2...''<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (Outside) Noooo!!!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YES!!!<br />
<br />
'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)<br />
<br />
'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 44:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' We made it!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)<br />
<br />
Plankton: "fuc me dady"<br />
<br />
===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.<br />
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...<br />
(Turns to the light blue Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,<br />
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall) <br />
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! <br />
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock! <br />
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!<br />
Put your toys away,<br />
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, <br />
I say no way. <br />
No way! <br />
No, no freaking way! <br />
I'm a kid, you say, when you say <br />
I'm a kid I say, <br />
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks! <br />
Thank you very much! <br />
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, <br />
Go ahead and try. <br />
The kid inside will set you free! <br />
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!<br />
<br />
'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)<br />
<br />
'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!<br />
<br />
'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!<br />
<br />
'''Gary:''' Meow.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.<br />
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)<br />
<br />
'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns <br />
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy) <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is pink instead of red)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs (pink):''' What the...?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) Mr. Krabs turns red) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''<br />
<br />
===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.<br />
<br />
'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!<br />
<br />
(Cheering)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===<br />
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.<br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.<br />
<br />
'''Pirates:''' (groans)<br />
<br />
'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)<br />
<br />
'''Parrot:''' Squawk. <br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.<br />
<br />
'''Captain:''' Okay.<br />
<br />
(Everyone leaves the theater)<br />
<br />
'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.<br />
<br />
(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)</div>98.183.146.129http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Transcript:_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie/Part_2Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 22017-08-24T02:41:07Z<p>98.183.146.129: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */</p>
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<div>'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===<br />
<br />
(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune.<br />
<br />
(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)<br />
<br />
'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown!<br />
<br />
'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' But what?!<br />
<br />
'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you... Twenty years in the dungeon it is!<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.<br />
<br />
'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, princess Mindy. (Walks away)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me! <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.<br />
<br />
'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Squire! clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Your crown?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.<br />
One day, you will wear this crown.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule<br />
with an iron fist! Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.) <br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen<br />
the royal crown! <br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===<br />
<br />
'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.<br />
<br />
'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!<br />
<br />
'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.<br />
<br />
'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br />
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!<br />
<br />
(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.<br />
<br />
(Patrick walks up to him) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (bawling) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What? Why?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' What, that's insane!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I know.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)<br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going to head home, Pat. The celebration's off. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Okay, see ya.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush=== <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yum! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter) <br />
<br />
'''Both:''' Buuurrrp! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already. <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Yeah. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more) <br />
<br />
'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter! <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called... <br />
<br />
'''Both:''' "Waiter!"<br />
<br />
<br />
(All three faint.)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast=== <br />
<br />
(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)<br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk) <br />
<br />
'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8:00 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===<br />
<br />
(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Yawn.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.<br />
<br />
(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.<br />
<br />
'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' SILENCE, MINDY! I know what I'm doing. Oh! Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)<br />
<br />
'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 14:Accused===<br />
<br />
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.<br />
<br />
(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May <br />
he present himself to me at once.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)<br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it. <br />
<br />
'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''<br />
<br />
'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers? <br />
<br />
'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Ahhhhhh!<br />
<br />
(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z. <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Whaaaaaaa! Prepare to burn, Krabs! <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone! They'll vouch for me! <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100-percent man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!!! Oh, yeah.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will...<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown and now it's in Shell City, that's why he must die!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority! And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...<br />
<br />
(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)<br />
<br />
('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)<br />
<br />
'''Fred:''' My eyes!<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh... king Neptune, sir? would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' You? Go to Shell City?! (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid, I can do it!<br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! <br />
<br />
'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well then. I'll have to fry you both.<br />
<br />
'''Music:''' Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!<br />
<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Ah, barnacles! It's Bowser! (runs away)<br />
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'''Mister Krabs:''' Help! I don't want that Bowser to steal that money! I was suppose to hang out with these guys! (runs away)<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob) <br />
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'''King Neptune:''' In the carriage.<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.<br />
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'''King Neptune:''' But daughter, I'll have to fry you both! (fires at Mindy)<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Oh, my tail's on fire! My shirt's on fire! I'm on fire!!! Oh, yeah.<br />
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'''King Neptune:''' And as for you! Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)<br />
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'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!<br />
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'''King Neptune:''' Eight!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Seven!<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)<br />
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'''King Neptune:''' Six! Six it is, then.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve?!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush! <br />
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'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands. (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?<br />
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'''King Neptune:''' Come along Mindy.<br />
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===Chapter 16: Briefing===<br />
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'''Mindy:''' Listen you guys, the road to Shell City is ''really'' dangerous. <br />
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'''Mindy:''' There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops... Fee fi fo fum... I smell like a sponge with cheese and a starfish with an ice cream.<br />
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'''Spongebob:''' AH, BARNACLES! IT'S A GIANT! (he runs away)<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Help! I don't want that giant to eat that ice cream! I was suppose to hang out with these guys. (he runs away)<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry Mister Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind) Er, uh, Patrick and I...<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Hi.<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.<br />
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===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===<br />
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(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' What is it?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Wow!<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.<br />
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'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")<br />
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'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!<br />
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(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)<br />
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'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)<br />
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