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<div>Rugrats Z-A marathon was an event where episodes that viewers picked were presented in alphabetical order from Z-A, which led up to the premiere [[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]] from 2000 through 2007.<br />
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==Z-A List==<br />
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the following is the list of what Rugrats episodes were featured during the marathon:<br />
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'''Z''' <br />
*Plan Z from [[The Land Before Time 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 timmy Tooth Garfied Movie Garfied Gets Real]]<br />
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'''Y'''<br />
*[[Your Shoe's Untied]]<br />
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'''X''' <br />
*X Marks The Spot ([[Arrgh!]])<br />
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'''I/N''' <br />
*Where's Gary? ([[I Remember melive/No More Cookies]])<br />
*[[Ice Cream Mountain]]<br />
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'''V'''<br />
*[[Valentine's Day]]<br />
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'''U'''<br />
*U Is For You And Me ([[F.U.N.]])<br />
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'''T''' <br />
*[[Texas]]<br />
*[[To Love a Patty]] <br />
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'''S''' <br />
*SpongeBob BC ([[Ugh!|UGH]])<br />
*Steppin' ([[Walking Small]])<br />
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'''R''' <br />
*[[Rock Bottom]]<br />
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'''S''' <br />
*([[sodor Pickles]])<br />
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'''P''' <br />
*[[Cuffed/The Blizzard]]<br />
*[[Pest of the West]]<br />
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'''O''' <br />
*[[Opposite Day]]<br />
*[[The Original Fry Cook (Episode)|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
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'''N''' <br />
*[[Circus Angelicus]]<br />
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'''M'''<br />
*The Movie ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]])<br />
My leg! (Fred's catch phrase)<br />
'''L'''<br />
*[[Life of Crime]]<br />
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'''K'''<br />
*[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
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'''T''' <br />
*[[Tooth or Dare]]<br />
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'''I'''<br />
*[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br />
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'''H'''<br />
*[[Hooky]]<br />
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'''G<br />
*[[The Gift of Gum]]<br />
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'''F''' <br />
*[[Friend or Foe?]]<br />
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'''E'''<br />
*[[Employee of the Month]]<br />
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'''D''' <br />
*[[Dying for Pie]]<br />
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'''C''' <br />
*[[Chocolate With Nuts]]<br />
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'''B'''<br />
*[[The Big Flush]]<br />
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'''A''' <br />
*Atlantis ([[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]]}<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]] hosted the special underwater and also held a underwater talk show.<br />
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<div>Rugrats Z-A marathon was an event where episodes that viewers picked were presented in alphabetical order from Z-A, which led up to the premiere [[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]] from 2000 through 2007.<br />
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==Z-A List==<br />
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the following is the list of what SpongeBob episodes were featured during the marathon:<br />
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'''Z''' <br />
*Plan Z from [[The Land Before Time 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 timmy Tooth Garfied Movie Garfied Gets Real]]<br />
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'''Y'''<br />
*[[Your Shoe's Untied]]<br />
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'''X''' <br />
*X Marks The Spot ([[Arrgh!]])<br />
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'''I/N''' <br />
*Where's Gary? ([[I Remember melive/No More Cookies]])<br />
*[[Ice Cream Mountain]]<br />
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'''V'''<br />
*[[Valentine's Day]]<br />
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'''U'''<br />
*U Is For You And Me ([[F.U.N.]])<br />
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'''T''' <br />
*[[Texas]]<br />
*[[To Love a Patty]] <br />
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'''S''' <br />
*SpongeBob BC ([[Ugh!|UGH]])<br />
*Steppin' ([[Walking Small]])<br />
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'''R''' <br />
*[[Rock Bottom]]<br />
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'''Q''' <br />
*Quitting ([[Can You Spare a Dime?]])<br />
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'''P''' <br />
*[[Cuffed/The Blizzard]]<br />
*[[Pest of the West]]<br />
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'''O''' <br />
*[[Opposite Day]]<br />
*[[The Original Fry Cook (Episode)|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
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'''N''' <br />
*[[Circus Angelicus]]<br />
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'''M'''<br />
*The Movie ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]])<br />
My leg! (Fred's catch phrase)<br />
'''L'''<br />
*[[Life of Crime]]<br />
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'''K'''<br />
*[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
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'''T''' <br />
*[[Tooth or Dare]]<br />
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'''I'''<br />
*[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br />
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'''H'''<br />
*[[Hooky]]<br />
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'''G<br />
*[[The Gift of Gum]]<br />
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'''F''' <br />
*[[Friend or Foe?]]<br />
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'''E'''<br />
*[[Employee of the Month]]<br />
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'''D''' <br />
*[[Dying for Pie]]<br />
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'''C''' <br />
*[[Chocolate With Nuts]]<br />
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'''B'''<br />
*[[The Big Flush]]<br />
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'''A''' <br />
*Atlantis ([[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]]}<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]] hosted the special underwater and also held a underwater talk show.<br />
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[[Category:Specials]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Where%27s_Gary%3F_(Video)Where's Gary? (Video)2010-12-07T17:13:27Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>Where's Gary? is a Rugrats video that contains episodes from season 4.<br />
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== Season 4 ==<br />
*[[I Remeber Melive/No More Cookies]]<br />
*[[Kid TV]]<br />
*[[the Sky Is Falling]]<br />
*[[Moving Away]]<br />
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[[Category: Videos]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Goofy_Goober%27s_Ice_Cream_Party_BoatGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat2010-12-07T17:11:58Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Goofy Goober's.jpg|thumb|right|Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat]]<br />
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'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat''' is only seen in [[Arthur Christmas advntures The Land before time 1 /2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 Jack and the Pack Timmy Tooth Garfied The Movie Garfied Gets Real]] where [[SpongeBob]], and [[Patrick]] go after the grand opening of the [[Krusty Krab 2]] SpongeBob is first shown at the nut bar bawling because he did not get the promotion. The restaurant is also home to the [[Goofy Goober]]. <br />
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==Menu==<br />
* Goober Meal: a hamburger/cheeseburger with French fries, and a toy. Drink included (similar to McDonald's Happy Meal).<br />
* Triple Gooberberry Sunrise: an ice cream sundae with a scoop of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream with a smiley face, and a banana on top.<br />
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==Theme Song==<br />
(Main Article: [[The Goofy Goober Song (Song)]])<br />
Oh I'm a Goofy Goober yeah.<br />
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You're a Goofy Goober yeah. <br />
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We're all Goofy Goobers yeah.<br />
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Goofy Goofy Goober Goobers yeah!<br />
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im a weenie hut junior kid im a weenie hut junior kid!<br />
we're all weenie hut junior kids! <br />
weenie weenie hut hut junior kids!!!=D <br />
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I LOVE MY SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=D<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
* is covered by Garfied Dad as [[Goofy Goober Rock]] (a reference to Twisted Sister's I Wanna Rock.)<br />
*The restaurant is a spoof on Chuck-E-Cheese.<br />
*It is only seen in the Garfied Movie Garfied Gets Real Tiommy Tooth, but is also mentioned in [[Chimps Ahoy]], [[Chum Bucket Supreme]], and [[The Clash of Triton]]. <br />
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[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Now_That_We%27re_Men_(Song)Now That We're Men (Song)2010-12-07T17:06:15Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>[[de:Männer wie wir]]<br />
[[Category:Song text]]<br />
[[Category:The Land Before Time 1 /2 /3 /4 /5 /6 /7 /8 9 Timmy Tooth Garfied Garfied The Movie A Tail with Two Kittens]]<br />
Now thay We're Men is a song that was sung by [[Garfied]], [[Dad]] [[Dog]] and The People in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]. This song was also heard in the opening credits of [[Under Chuckie's Bed]].<br />
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'''Patrick and Spongebob:'''<br />
<br />
Now that we're men,<br />
we can do anything.<br />
<br />
Now that we're men,<br />
We are invincible.<br />
<br />
Now that we're men,<br />
We'll go to [[Shell City]].<br />
Get the crown,<br />
save the town and [[Mr. Krabs]]! <br />
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Now that we're men,<br />
We have facial hair.<br />
<br />
Now that we're men,<br />
I change my underwear.<br />
<br />
Now that we're men,<br />
We got a manly flair.<br />
We got the stuff,<br />
We're tough enough to save the day!<br />
<br />
We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no<br />
But take a look at what the mermaid did, ha ha ha hay!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's time for some slappy.<br />
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'''Monster:'''<br />
<br />
Now that they're men,<br />
We can't bother them.<br />
<br />
Now that they're men,<br />
They have become our friends.<br />
<br />
Now that they're men,<br />
There'll be a happy end.<br />
They'll pass the test,<br />
And finish the quest for the crown.<br />
<br />
They'll pass the test, And finish the quest, They'll pass the test,<br />
and finish the quest for the crown<br />
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[[Category:Song text]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Comic_Crazy!Comic Crazy!2010-12-07T17:02:16Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | '''Rugrats Crazy!'''<br />
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| '''Content:''' || 64 pages<br />
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| '''Language:''' || English<br />
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| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
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| '''Release Date:''' || May 13, 2000<br />
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'''Rugrats Crazy!''' is a [[Rugrats]] book that was released on the 9th of June 1991 and 2001. The eleven comics in it are first printed in Nick Magazine. <br />
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===Comics in it===<br />
*'''Prize Inside!'''<br />
*'''Hiccup! and Away!'''<br />
*'''Just Desserts'''<br />
*'''Tommy Pickles Angelica Pickles Cleanup'''<br />
*'''Dollars And Scents'''<br />
*'''Left Out'''<br />
*'''Best Fiend'''<br />
*'''Make That Bigpants'''<br />
*'''Gone Toys'''<br />
*'''The Hole At The Reptar Of The City'''<br />
*'''Dressed For Distress'''<br />
==Sequel==<br />
There is an upcoming sequel planned for Comic Crazy! called [[SpongeBob: Comic Crazy...Take 2!]].<br />
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[[Category:Book]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_Premiere_Factor_5SpongeBob Premiere Factor 52010-12-06T17:10:06Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Shichker - Animlas Tommy Pickles Chuckie everywhere.jpg|thumb|right|[[Zoo Story (Episode)|Zoo Story]] was an episode that premiered during the Rugrats Premiere Factor 5 special]]<br />
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The '''Rugrats Premiere Factor 5''', also called '''SPF 5''', was a special week in the first week of June where a new Rugrats episode premiered each day.<br />
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==Episodes That Premiered==<br />
*6/2/08: [[The Jungle]]<br />
*6/3/08: [[Peder Pusher]]<br />
*6/4/08: [[A Life in a Day (Episode)|A Life in a Day]]<br />
*6/5/08: [[Sun Bleached]]<br />
*6/6/08: [[Zoo Story]]<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* Starting on June 3rd the premieres from the previous day or days follow that day's premiere.<br />
* The Rugrats Premiere Factor 5 was part of the Jam Packed June event: a month of new material, including a new movie, that debuted in March 1999.<br />
*In the commercials for this special, a clip from [[The Old country (Episode)|The Old Country]] can be seen, even though that episode did not air in the special.<br />
*Tommy Pickles appears in all the episodes.<br />
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[[Category:Specials]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_DetectivePants_in_The_Case_of_the_Vanished_SquirrelSpongeBob DetectivePants in The Case of the Vanished Squirrel2010-12-06T16:49:17Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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== Plot ==<br />
Something's weird-- and this is that reason: [[Angelica Pickles]] hasn't been around for a few days, and she hasn't even been in her Drew Pickles Mom Could Angelica Pickles Cynthia Doll be missing? Well, find out in this mystery with Rugrats DetectiveTommy Pickles!<br />
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{{Slogan}}</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bikini_Bottom_Bash_(Video)Bikini Bottom Bash (Video)2010-12-02T17:08:46Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>Bikini Bottom Bash is a Rugrats video that contains 5 epsidoes from seasons 1 and 3.<br />
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== Season 1 ==<br />
*[[Grandpa's Teeth]]<br />
*[[the Big House]]<br />
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== Season 3 ==<br />
*[[Ciffed/the Blizzard]]<br />
*[[Chuckie's the wonderlife]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants:_The_Best_Mom!SpongeBob SquarePants: The Best Mom!2010-12-02T17:07:01Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | '''The Best Didi Stu Grandpa'''<br />
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| '''Author:''' || Sarah Wilson<br />
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| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Release Date:''' || May 28, 1997<br />
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'''''Rugrats: The Best Didi stu Grandpa''''' is the second Ready-To-Read book. <br />
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==Plot==<br />
Tommy Pickles Chuckie Phil lil celebrates moms every where in this Level 2 Ready-to-Read story that's perfect for Mother's Day-- and all year round!<br />
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! colspan="2" | '''Rugrats DetectiveTommy Pickles: The Case of the Missing Reptar Toy'''<br />
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| '''Content:''' || ''Unknown''<br />
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| '''Language:''' || English<br />
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| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
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| '''Release Date:''' || ''Unknown''<br />
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| '''Preceded by:''' || [[My Name is CheeseHead]]<br />
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| '''Followed by:''' || [[Rugrats DetectiveTommy Pickles in The Case of the Angelica Pickles Drew Pickles]]<br />
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== Syponsis ==<br />
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Something's was right ''Tommy Pickle's Reptar Toy is stolen!'' What will Chuckie Phil Lil do without it? Now, Tommy pickles's on the look, but, will he able to find his Reptar Toy in time? Find out in this ''very'' mysterious mystery, with a couple twists and turns! <br />
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! colspan="2" | '''Angelica Pickles Chuckie Rider'''<br />
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| '''Content:''' || Riddles and lots of Jokes <br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
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| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
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| '''Release Date:''' || 14.7.1999<br />
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| '''Preceded by:''' || [[Under Chuckie's Bed (Book)|Under Chuckie's Bed]]<br />
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| '''Followed by:''' || Rugrats JokeTommy pickles<br />
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'''Angelica pickles Chuckie Rider''' is a [[Rugrats]] book that was released in 1991. It is a Joke Book like many other books.<br />
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==Things that are in it==<br />
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Lots of Jokes and Riddles.<br />
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[[Category:Book]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_First_100_EpisodesThe First 100 Episodes2010-11-29T17:13:00Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | '''The First 100 Rugrats Episodes'''<br />
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| '''Content:''' || Seasons 1-5<br />
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| '''Language:''' || English<br />
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| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
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| ''Release Date:'' || September 22, 2004<br />
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'''The First 100 Rugrats Episodes''' is a [[SpongeBob]] DVD released on September 22nd, 2004 that contains the complete seasons 1-5. This results in 2244 minutes of SpongeBob episodes spread over 13 discs as well as a 14th of bonus features. It comes with seven slim cases with two discs and one character on the cover each. [[SpongeBob]] is on discs 1 and 2, [[Patrick]] on 3 and 4, [[Gary]] on 5 and 6, [[Squidward]] on 7 and 8, [[Mr. Krabs]] on 9 and 10, [[Sandy]] on 11 and 12, and [[Plankton]] on 13 and 14. The front cover of the set is lenticular giving it a 3D effect.<br />
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==Disc 1==<br />
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1. [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]]/[[Reef Blower (Episode)|Reef Blower]]/[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]<br />
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2. [[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]]/[[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]<br />
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3. [[Jellyfishing (Episode)|Jellyfishing]]/[[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]]<br />
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4. [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]/[[Boating School (Episode)|Boating School]]<br />
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5. [[Pizza Delivery (Episode)|Pizza Delivery]]/[[Home Sweet Pineapple (Episode)|Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br />
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6. [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]/[[Pickles (Episode)|Pickles]]<br />
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7. [[Hall Monitor (Episode)|Hall Moniter]]/[[Jellyfish Jam (Episode)|Jellyfish Jam]]<br />
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8. [[Sandy's Rocket (Episode)|Sandy's Rocket]]/[[Squeaky Boots (Episode)|Squeaky Boots]]<br />
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==Disc 2==<br />
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9. [[Candy Bar Creep Show (Episode)|Candy Bar Creep Show]]/[[Monster in Garage (Episode)|Monster in Garage]]<br />
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10. [[Culture Shock (Episode)|Culture Shock]]/[[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]]<br />
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11. [[MuscleBob BuffPants (Episode)|MuscleBob BuffPants]]/[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost (Episode)|Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br />
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12. [[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]/[[Employee of the Month (Episode)|Employee of the Month]]<br />
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13. [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]]/[[I Was a Teenage Gary (Episode)|I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br />
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14. [[SB-129 (Episode)|SB-129]]/[[Karate Choppers (Episode)|Karate Choppers]]<br />
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15. [[Sleepy Time (Episode)|Sleepy Time]]/[[Suds (Episode)|Suds]]<br />
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16. [[The Big House (Episode)|The Big House]]/[[The Shot (Episode)|The Shot]]<br />
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==Disc 3==<br />
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17. [[Arrgh! (Episode)|Arrgh!]]/[[Rock Bottom (Episode)|Rock Bottom]]<br />
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18. [[Texas (Episode)|Texas]]/[[Walking Small (Episode)|Walking Small]]<br />
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19. [[Fools in April (Episode)|Fools in April]]/[[Neptune's Spatula (Episode)|Neptune's Spatula]]<br />
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20. [[Hooky (Episode)|Hooky]]/[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]<br />
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21. [[Family Reuion (Episode)|Family Reuion]]/[[Grandpa's Date (Episode)|Grandpa's Date]]<br />
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22. [[No Bones all About It (Episode)|No Bones All About It]]/[[Beach Blanket Babies (Episode)|Beach Blanket Babies]]<br />
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23. [[Big Pink Loser (Episode)|Big Pink Loser]]/[[Bubble Buddy (Episode)|Bubble Buddy]]<br />
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24. [[Dying for Pie (Episode)|Dying for Pie]]/[[Imitation Krabs (Episode)|Imitation Krabs]]<br />
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==Disc 4==<br />
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25. [[Wormy (Episode)|Wormy]]/[[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype]]<br />
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26. [[Grandma's Kisses (Episode)|Grandma's Kisses]]/[[Squidville (Episode)|Squidville]]<br />
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27. [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]/[[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]]<br />
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28. [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]<br />
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29. [[Survival of the Idiots (Episode)|Survival of the Idiots]]/[[Dumped (Episode)|Dumped]]<br />
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30. [[No Free Rides (Episode)|No Free Rides]]/[[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic (Episode)|I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]]<br />
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31. [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]]/[[Squirrel Jokes (Episode)|Squirrel Jokes]]<br />
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32. [[Pressure (Episode)|Pressure]]/[[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]]<br />
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==Disc 5==<br />
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33. Shanghaied/Gary Takes a Bath<br />
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34. Welcome to the Chum Bucket/Frankendoodle<br />
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35. The Secret Box/Band Geeks<br />
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36. Graveyard Shift/Krusty Love<br />
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37. Procrastination/I'm With Stupid<br />
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38. Sailor Mouth/Artist Unknown<br />
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39. Jellyfish Hunter/The Fry Cook Games<br />
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==Disc 6==<br />
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40. Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm/Squid on Strike<br />
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41. The Algae's Always Greener/SpongeGuard on Duty<br />
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42. Club SpongeBob/My Pretty Seahorse<br />
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43. The Bully/Just One Bite<br />
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44. Nasty Patty/Idiot Box<br />
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45. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV/Doing Time<br />
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46. Snowball Effect/One Krabs Trash<br />
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47. As Seen on TV/Can You Spare a Dime?<br />
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==Disc 7==<br />
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48. No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns<br />
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49. Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve<br />
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50. Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video<br />
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51. Party Pooper Pants<br />
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52. Chocolate With Nuts/Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V<br />
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53. New Student Starfish/Clams<br />
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54. Ugh<br />
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55. The Great Snail Race/Midlife Crustacean <br />
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==Disc 8==<br />
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56. Born Again Krabs/ I Had an Accident<br />
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57. Krabby Land/The Camping Episode <br />
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58. Missing Identity/Plankton's Army<br />
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59. The Sponge Who Could Fly<br />
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60. SpongeBob Meets the Strangler/Pranks a Lot<br />
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61. Fear of a Krabby Patty/Shell of a Man<br />
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62. The Lost Mattress/Krabs vs. Plankton<br />
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63. Have You Seen This Snail?<br />
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==Disc 9==<br />
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64. Skill Crane/Good Neighbors<br />
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65. Selling Out/Funny Pants<br />
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66. Dunces and Dragons<br />
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67. Enemy in Law/Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture<br />
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68. A Rugrats Vacation<br />
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69. Krusty Towers/Mrs. Puff, You're Fired<br />
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70. Radio Daze/Psycho Angelica<br />
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71. Whale of a Birthday/Karate Island<br />
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==Disc 10==<br />
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72. All That Glitters/Wishing You Well<br />
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73. New Leaf/Once Bitten<br />
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74. Bummer Vacation/Wigstruck<br />
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75. Squidtastic Voyage/That's No Lady<br />
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76. The Thing/Hocus Pocus<br />
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77. Driven to Teaars/Rule of Dumb<br />
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78. Born to be Wild/Best Frenemies<br />
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79. The Pink Purloiner/Squidwood<br />
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==Disc 11==<br />
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80. The Best Day Ever/The Gift of Gum<br />
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81. Friend or Foe?<br />
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82. The Original Fry Cook/Night Light<br />
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83. Rise and Shine/Waiting/Fungus Among Us<br />
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84. Spy Buddies/Boat Smarts/Good Ol' Whatshisname<br />
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85. New Digs/Krabs a la Mode<br />
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86. Roller Cowards/Bucket Sweet Bucket<br />
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87. To Love a Patty/Breath of Fresh Squidward<br />
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==Disc 12==<br />
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88. Money Talks/SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget<br />
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89. The Krusty Sponge/Sing a Song of Patrick<br />
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90. A Flea in her Dome/The Donut of Shame/The Krusty Plate<br />
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91. Goo Goo Gas/Le Big Switch<br />
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92. Atlantis Squarepantis<br />
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93. Picture Day/Pat No Pay/Blackjack<br />
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94. Blackened Sponge/Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob<br />
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==Disc 13==<br />
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95. The Inmates of Summer/To Save a Squirrel<br />
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96. Pest of the West<br />
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97. 20,000 Patties Under the Sea/The Battle of Bikini Bottom<br />
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98. Whatever Happened to SpongeBob?<br />
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99. The Two Faces of Squidward/Spongehenge<br />
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100. Banned in Bikini Bottom/Stanley S. Squarepants<br />
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==Special Features (Disc 14)==<br />
*[[Help Wanted]]: 7 Seas Edition<br />
*[[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants]] (uncut & widescreen)<br />
*Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom<br />
*"Kick-Wham-Pow-Bob" Music Video (featuring music by Pantera)<br />
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{{Episode DVDs}}<br />
{{Episode Box Sets}}<br />
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<div>[[Image:Chuckie Tommy Pickles Flower.jpg|thumb|Chuckie Tommy Pickles Flower]]<br />
The '''Chumbot''' just appears in the episode: [[Mother Day Part 1 (Episode)|Mother's Day Part 1]]. Plankton uses it to destroy [[Bikini Bottom]] and steal the Krabby Patty Recipe from [[Mr. Krabs]]. When Plankton sees [[Betsy Krabs]], he falls in love with her. The Robot is so hard that it's fist can break a huge rock in small pieces. The Robot is seen again at the end of the episode. <br />
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==Looks==<br />
*He is silver, and has antenna's, (like [[Tommy Pickles]]). He is practically like Chuckie Mother Day, but a Plant Part 2.<br />
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[[Category:Chum Bucket]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePantsSpongeBob SquarePants2010-11-08T16:49:34Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''Rugrats'''<br />
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| '''Born:''' || July 14, 1991<br />
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| '''Species:''' || Tommy Pickles<br />
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| '''Gender:''' || Male<br />
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| '''Address:''' || 124 Conch Street [[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
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| '''Color:''' || Yellow with darker holes<br />
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| '''Eye Color:''' || Blue<br />
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| '''Favorite Color:''' || Beige<br />
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| '''Height:''' || 4 Inches<br />
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| '''Weight:''' || 1 ounce<br />
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| '''Ancestors:''' || <br />
*[[SpongeGar]]<br />
*[[Primate Sponge]]<br />
*[[SpongeBuck SquarePants]]<br />
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| '''Decendants''' || [[SpongeTron]]<br />
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| '''Family:''' ||<br />
*Uncle [[Sherm SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Grandma SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Mother SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Father SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Todd SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Cousin Stanley S. SquarePants]] <br />
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| '''Friends:''' || <br />
*[[Patrick]](many times enemy)<br />
*[[Squidward]] (To his dismay)<br />
*[[Sandy]]<br />
*[[Dennis]] (his friend from elementary)<br />
*[[Fred]] (another friend from elementary)<br />
*[[Tom]] <br />
*[[Scooter]]<br />
*[[Gary]] (pet)<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]] (boss)<br />
*[[The Wormy]]<br />
*[[Spat]] (His Spatula) (assistant at [[Krusty Krab]])<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]] <br />
*[[The Bubble Buddy]] (left him)<br />
*[[Plankton]] (Shortly in the episode: [[F.U.N.]])<br />
*[[Chip]], [[Penny]] and [[Used Napkin]] (Chip was eaten) <br />
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| '''Enemies''' ||<br />
*[[Plankton]](rival)<br />
*[[Bubble Bass]] ([[Pickles]] & [[F.U.N.]])<br />
*[[Flats the Flounder]] ([[The Bully]] & [[Sandy's Rocket]])<br />
*[[ManRay]]<br />
*[[Dirty Bubble]] (but somewhat his favorite villain)<br />
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]] (Becomes a friend)<br />
*[[Udon]]<br />
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| '''Occupations''' ||<br />
*Krabby Patty Fry Cook at the [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*Waiter at the Krusty Krab [[Squilliam Returns|(48b)]], [[Enemy In-Law|(67b)]]<br />
*Manager of [[The Krusty Krab 2]] ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])<br />
*Employee of the [[Krabby O Mondays]]<br />
*Bikini Bottom Hall Monitor<br />
*Camp friends [[Cool Hand Angelica|41b]]<br />
*Creator and short term owner of the ''Pretty Patties'' Store then became owner of the Krusty Krab ([[Patty Hype|25b]])<br />
*[[The Bubblestand]] Teacher <br />
*The Part-Time Cashier ([[Stanley S. SquarePants]])<br />
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| '''Boss:''' || <br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]] <br />
*[[Plankton]] in episode [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] and [[The Algae's Always Greener]]<br />
*[[Carl]] in episode [[A Rugrats Passover Part 1]]<br />
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| '''Interests:''' || [[Karate]], [[Bubble Blowing]], Flipping Patties, Music, Dancing and [[Jellyfishing (Sport)]]<br />
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| '''Heroes''' || <br />
*[[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]]<br />
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| '''Awards:''' || Hundreds of Awards and 74 Good Noodle Stars<br />
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| '''Voiced By...''' || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
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''This article is about the character. For the show, click'' [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|here]]<br />
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'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is the eponymous character of the [[Nickelodeon]] animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. He was designed by marine biologist and animator [[Stephen Hillenburg]] and is voiced by [[Tom Kenny]].<br />
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== Appearance and characteristics ==<br />
SpongeBob is a porous, yellow sponge with square pants, hence the name SpongeBob SquarePants. He has large blue eyes, each with three eyelashes, and two prominent front teeth. He also has three freckles on each cheek and dimples. He wears a white shirt with a red tie, brown trousers held up by a black belt and black shoes. He usually replaces the red tie for a bow tie for special occasions. SpongeBob has a very distinctive and high-pitched laugh.<br />
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SpongeBob is a sea sponge, like his parents, but he is drawn to resemble a kitchen sponge. It is said that this because Hillenburg found this design to be more amusing. Although in several episodes he is shown to have a spine, he is extremely flexible and can bend in all directions. He can also absorb large amounts of water due to his porous body.<br />
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SpongeBob was based on Hillenburg's first sponge kid, Bob the Sponge, who was the main star of the comic The Intertidal Zone. Bob the Sponge looked round, wears sunglasses,and looked extremely different from SpongeBob. Hillenburg shows the true birth of SpongeBob in an audio commentary special feature in Disc 3 in the SpongeBob SquarePants [[The Complete 1st Season]] Box Set. Also, the Intertidal Zone was starred with Rocky the Shrimp. Hillenburg reveals the creation of SpongeBob.<br />
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== Character info ==<br />
SpongeBob is cheerful, good-natured and always happy to help anyone. He is kind to everyone and is determined to be friends with those around him. When it comes to doing a job SpongeBob completes it to the best of his ability, and gets extremely upset with himself if he fails to do something right. He is generally a happy-go-lucky character and is friendly to everyone. He is 22 years old which makes him a young adult but he and [[Patrick]] still show immaturity of young boys.<br />
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SpongeBob lives in a [[SpongeBob's House|Pineapple House]] in the town of [[Bikini Bottom]], with his pet snail [[Gary]]. Next-door to him is [[Squidward Tentacles]], who lives in an Easter Island head house. SpongeBob considers him very close friend, although this isn't mutual. Next-door to Squidward is [[Patrick Star]], SpongeBob's very best friend, who lives under a rock.<br />
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SpongeBob and Patrick have many hobbies, which will be told later. They both like [[Goofy Goober]] and spend a lot of time at [[Goofy Goober]]'s Ice Cream Party Boat. SpongeBob and Patrick are both very immature adults, as they enjoy activities that are generally favored by children. This means that Squidward shows a strong dislike for both of them, as he considers himself more sophisticated and mature. SpongeBob sees Squidward as one of his closest friends, despite the fact that Squidward obviously does not share the feeling. This means that Squidward usually bears the brunt of SpongeBob's characteristics and actions, and is particularly annoyed by SpongeBob's laugh. Another very close friend of SpongeBob's is [[Sandy Cheeks]]. They both share a love of [[Karate]], and are often shown trying to better each other by performing various moves. Squidward actually likes SpongeBob in some episodes and SpongeBob is delighted... <br />
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SpongeBob is said to be an adult, but he has a very childlike manner he is not ashamed to enjoy things generally associated with younger children, such as cartoons and homemade cookies. He is not good at discerning sarcasm from sincerity, and, at times, is very literal-minded, which can lead to disaster for those around him. Despite these traits, his lightweight appearance, and his lack of physical strength, SpongeBob considers himself very mature, and has attempted – and failed – to prove his "manliness" on many occasions.<br />
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SpongeBob has a career as a fry cook at the [[Krusty Krab]] restaurant. In spite of his meager salary (he once claimed that he is forced to pay his own boss) and the restaurant's poor working conditions, he is very proud of his trade. He is highly skilled at his job, and has won the Employee of the Month award hundreds of times. SpongeBob is always determined to please his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], who sometimes grows weary of SpongeBob's continuous enthusiasm. However, he is favored by Mr Krabs, because he is hard-working, and very good at his job guaranteeing Mr Krabs' high income.<br />
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A recurring joke in the series reveals that SpongeBob is incapable of getting his driving license. He has attended [[Mrs. Puff]]'s boating school for many years, and each year manages to fail his driving test. SpongeBob attributes this to nervousness behind the wheel; despite knowing how to drive, he loses his composure when driving, often ending up in a car accident. <br />
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It is also revealed in the episodes [[Big Pink Loser]] and [[New Student Starfish]] that SpongeBob is a very well behaved person and in the episode Big Pink Loser, he has won hundreds awards for being excellent in excellence. In the episode ''New Student Starfish'', SpongeBob has 74 good noodles stars. He also uses [[Sponge Gloss]] in the episode [[Picture Day]], which looks like a girly bottle of lip-gloss. He once even became "[[Normal|normal]]" in the episode [[Not Normal]] by watching a [[How To Be Normal For Beginners|documentation]] explaining who to be normal.<br />
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As revealed in [[Party Pooper Pants]], his Kindergarten teacher was [[Miss Shell]]. <br />
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===SpongeBob's Weaknesses===<br />
Because SpongeBob is a Sponge, he can absorb or deflect many things. SpongeBob can absorb things like punches or blows, but even SpongeBob has weaknesses:<br />
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* Dehydration, (in the episodes and movies [[Tea at the Treedome]], [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], and [[Squirrel Jokes]])<br />
* Pepper Spray ([[No Free Rides]])<br />
* Going into the Perfume Department ([[Shanghaied]])<br />
* Educational Television ([[No Free Rides]])<br />
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== SpongeBob's Family == <br />
SpongeBob has many relatives that have looks of sea sponges and sink sponges.<br />
Sea sponges look like round cookies and sink sponges look like the washing sponge material in bathrooms and kitchens.<br />
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*Uncle [[Sherm SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Grandma SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Mother SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Father SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants]] <br />
*Cousin Todd SquarePants <br />
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]] <br />
*[[Cousin Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Primate Sponge]] (ancestor)<br />
*[[SpongeGar]] (ancestor) <br />
[[Image:Aufsichtsperson2.jpg|thumb|115px|right|The ''Hall Monitor!'']]<br />
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==Interests== <br />
Among his favorite activities besides the one Bubble Blowing and the art [[Karate]] also [[Jellyfish]]ing. In the episode: [[I’m Your Biggest Fanatic]], SpongeBob and [[Patrick]] went to the [[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]] and saw many of their favourite jellyfish enthusiasts, such as [[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]. He is a member of the Club of Jellyspotters and [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] Fanclub. They love Jellyfishing so much, SpongeBob, Together with Patrick, he founded the Club SpongeBob with the leader, the [[Magic Conch Shell]], in which both disguised with words communicate, and the Royal Club of good-neighborly Lodge. As we said earlier, SpongeBob and Patrick love the Goofy Goober and they also enjoy watching The '''New''' Adventures Of [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] on Tv. He is also interested in Squidward's shirt as seen in: [[The Paper]] SpongeBob enjoys rock music, sang "Ripped pants" in the episode (Vocals & Guitar) in the SpongeBob movie sang "Goofy goober rock" to destroy bucket-heads, in Lights, camera, pants! SpongeBob plays guitar and has a rock portion in "[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]" he sings "sweet victory" in band geeks, he sings "Oh Baby" when he killed all of the scallops and saved [[Patty]] and was the vocals & acoustic guitar in the campfire song song.<br />
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==Other==<br />
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=== Controversy ===<br />
The creators of SpongeBob SquarePants have been attacked by some evangelical groups in the US because they see the character SpongeBob as homosexual, ever since the episode Rock-a-Bye-Bivalve, in which [[Patrick]] and [[SpongeBob]] were parenting a baby scallop.<br />
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James Dobson of Focus on the Family accused the makers of a video in which SpongeBob appears with other cartoon characters meant to promote diversity and tolerance as promoting homosexuality. Creator of the character, [[Stephen Hillenburg]], has denied that SpongeBob is gay and has said that he in fact thinks of him as asexual.<br />
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Dobson later clarified his comments by saying his original complaints were not with the video, but with the We Are Family Foundation, who he says make available pro-homosexual material on their website. After the controversy, John H. Thomas, the United Church of Christ's general minister and president said they would welcome SpongeBob into their ministry. He said, "Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we." What people do not understand is that it is a joke which kids do not understand so the issue should not be identified as inappropriate.<br />
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===Original Name===<br />
SpongeBob's original name is [[SpongeBoy]], but that name was already copyrighted, <br><br />
But Hillenburg referenced it once, when Mr. Krabs said "SpongeBoy me Bob!". It is copyrighted in The Flaming Carrot.<br />
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===In Other Languages===<br />
We do not know the origins but anyways, here are the varietys of SpongeBob names:<br />
*Спондж Боб (Spondzh Bob) (Bulgarian)<br />
*SvampeBob Firkant (Danish)<br />
*SpongeBob SchwammKopf (German)<br />
*Μπομπ Σφουγγαράκης Τετραγωνοπαντελονής (Mpomp Spoungarakes Tetragonopantelones) (Greek)<br />
*Bob Esponja (Spanish)<br />
*SpongaBobo (Esperanto)<br />
*Bob l'éponge (Bob the Sponge) (French)<br />
*네모네모 스펀지 송 (Ne-mo Ne-mo Seupeonji Song) (Korean)<br />
*Svampur Sveinsson (Icelandic)<br />
*SpongeBob SquarePants (about five other countries use this!) [[Image:S und P baby.JPG|thumb|right|SpongeBob and [[Patrick]] as babies.]]<br />
*スポンジ・ボブ (SuponjiBobu) (Japanese)<br />
*SvampeBob Firkant (Norwegian)<br />
*SpongeBob Kanciastoporty (Polish)<br />
*Bob Esponja Calça Quadrada (Portuguese)<br />
*Губка Боб Квадратные Штаны (Gubka Bob Kvadratnye Shtany) or simply "Спанч Боб" (Russian)<br />
*Paavo Pesusieni (Finnish)<br />
*Spuži Kvadratnik (Slovene)<br />
*SvampBob Fyrkant (Swedish)<br />
*Sünger Bob (Turkish)<br />
*海綿寶寶 (Mian Qiu Fang Kuai) (Mandarin)<br />
*BobSfoge Michnas Meruba (Hebrew)<br />
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== Quotes ==<br />
* "I'm ready!" (All Episodes)<br />
* "Good morning world and all who inhabit it!" ([[Missing Identity]])<br />
* "Order up!!!" (Any time at work except [[Gone]])<br />
* "Oops, I GUESS I RIPPED MY PANTS AGAIN" ([[Ripped Pants]])<br />
* "Imaaaaaaaginaaaaaaation!" ([[Idiot Box]])<br />
* "Holy Krabby Patties!" ([[SB-129]])<br />
* "Now it's time to bring it around town!" ([[Bubblestand]])<br />
* "(says and does something) At night!" ([[Graveyard Shift]])<br />
* "Another day, another dollar/nickel!"<br />
* "Thank you Bikini Bottom!!"<br />
* "You'll never guess what I found in my sock this morning! Go ahead, guess!"<br />
* "Goodnight, Gary."<br />
* "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."<br />
* "Kare-a-tay!"<br />
* "Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is one hundred percent m-male."<br />
* "What could be better than serving up smiles?"<br />
* "Barnacles; Dirty barnacles"<br />
* "It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number one!"<br />
* "A rolling sponge gathers no barnacles."<br />
* "This was all because of me" ([[The Clash of Triton]])<br />
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| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
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| '''Release Date:''' || June 8, 1994<br />
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| '''Preceded by:''' || [[The Amazing SpongeBobini]]<br />
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'''''The Slide''''' is the second [[Rugrats]] book in the franchise and is written by Steven Banks.<br />
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== Syponsis ==<br />
SpongeBob is so protective of his new [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] Bubble Blower that he doesn't even want to take it out of the packaging. But when his best friend, Patrick, asks if he can look after it one night, SpongeBob can't refuse. SpongeBob tries to trust his friend, but his curiosity gets the better of him, and chaos soon follows!<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
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This book is similar to the episode [[The Slide]], but instead of [[Chuckie|Chuckie]] [[Susie|Susie]] being too over-protective, [[Tommy Pickles|Tommy pickles]] is too over-protective.<br />
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| '''Preceded by:''' || Lights, Camera, Pants!<br />
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'''That pretends Big Babies''' is a Rugrats book based on the episode, [[All's Well That Pretends Well/Big Babies]].<br />
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==Plot==<br />
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| '''Content:''' || Riddles and lots of Jokes <br />
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| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
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| '''Release Date:''' || 14.7.1999<br />
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| '''Preceded by:''' || [[Under Chuckie's Bed (Book)|under Chuckie's Bed]]<br />
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| '''Followed by:''' || Tommy JokePickles<br />
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'''Rugrats Riders''' is a [[Rugrats]] book that was released in 2010. It is a Joke Book like many other books.<br />
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==Things that are in it==<br />
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Lots of Jokes and Riddles.<br />
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<div>[[Image:Spongebash.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash.]]<br />
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'''The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash''' is a special marathon that went on from July 17-19, for the 10 year anniversary of the show. It premiered 12 brand-new episodes. It was the biggest SpongeBob event yet. It was followed by the "After Bash" special which repeated the new episodes from July 19th throughout the following week.<br />
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==Episodes Premiered==<br />
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*[[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]] - July 17th <br />
*[[Chum Caverns]] - July 18th<br />
*[[Chum Bucket Surpreme]] - July 19th <br />
*[[No Hat For Pat (Episode)|No Hat For Pat]] - July 19th <br />
*[[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]] - July 19th <br />
*[[Stuck in the Wringer]] - July 19th <br />
*[[The Inside Job]] - July 19th <br />
*[[I ♥ Dancing (Episode)|I ♥ Dancing]] - July 19th <br />
*[[Tentacle Vision]] - July 19th <br />
*[[Growth Spout]] - July 19th <br />
*[[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]] - July 19th <br />
*[[Goo Goo Gas (Episode)|Goo Goo Gas]] - July 19th<br />
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==Top 10 Episodes Chosen By Voters==<br />
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10. [[Together at Last]]<br />
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9. [[Chuckie's Bachelor Pad]]<br />
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8. [[The Big House]]<br />
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7. [[The Shot]] <br />
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6. [[Tommy Pickles and the Great While Thing]]<br />
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5. [[Toy Palace]]<br />
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4. [[The Camping Episode]]<br />
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3. [[Ripped Pants]]<br />
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2. [[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]]<br />
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1. [[Beauty Contest]]<br />
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==Celebrity Favorites==<br />
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Chris Pine - [[Sailor Mouth]]<br />
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Miranda Cosgrove - [[Roller Cowards]]<br />
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Nathan Kress - [[Ripped Pants]]<br />
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Keke Palmer - [[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
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David Archuleta - [[Band Geeks]]<br />
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Jennette McCurdy - [[Karate Island]]<br />
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Tony Hawk - [[Frankendoodle]]<br />
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Victoria Justice - [[The Secret Box]]<br />
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George Lopez - [[Krusty Krushers]]<br />
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Jerry Trainor - [[MuscleBob BuffPants]]<br />
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==Top 1 award by celeberty which voted==<br />
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[[Roller Cowards]] Celeberty- Miranda Cosgrove<br />
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==[[SpongeBob.com]]/Bash==<br />
SpongeBob.com/Bash is where you voted for your top 10 episodes for the countdown. It featured 10 new online games, a party planner, and 17 playlists.<br />
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===New Games for [[Quick Play]]=== <br />
*[[Cook It n' Book It]] (based on [[Squid's Visit]])<br />
*[[Pian Oh No!]] (based on [[Single Cell Anniversary]])<br />
*[[Tasty Pastry Party]] (based on [[Overbooked]])<br />
*[[Sandy's Sponge Stacker]] (based on [[Overbooked]])<br />
*[[Patrick's Hat Trick]] (based on [[No Hat For Pat (Episode)|No Hat For Pat]])<br />
*[[Squidward's Sizzlin' Scare]] (based on [[Squid's Visit]])<br />
*[[Chuckie Lost Shirt (Game)|Chuckie Lost Shirt]] (based on [[Chuckie's New Shirt (Episode)|Chuckie's New Shirt]])<br />
*[[Sand Castle Hassle]] (based on [[Sand Castles in the Sand]])<br />
*[[Toy Fix with Doctor]] (based on [[Doctor Susie]])<br />
*[[Dil Broken Cynthia Doll]] (based on [[Doctor Susie]])<br />
*[[Sand Wars]] (based on [[Sand Castles in the Sand]])<br />
*[[RoundPants Runaround]] (based on [[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]])<br />
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===Party Planner Printables===<br />
*Party Invitation<br />
*TV Schedule<br />
*Party Game (Pin the SquarePants on SpongeBob)<br />
*Fill in the Blanks Story<br />
*Recipes<br />
*Game Card (checklist for the 10 new games)<br />
*Switch Covers<br />
*Photo Frames<br />
*Paper Dolls<br />
*Door Hangers<br />
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===Playlists===<br />
There were 17 themed playlists including Tom Kenny's Top Picks and Celebrity Appearances. The rest have a season, character, music, or movie theme.<br />
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====Tom Kenny's Top Picks====<br />
*[[The Big Flush]]<br />
*[[Angelica Order Out]]<br />
*[[Destination:Moon]]<br />
*[[Spike the Wonder Dog]] <br />
*[[King Ten Pin]]<br />
*[[Let There Be Light]]<br />
*[[The Mysterious Mr Friend]]<br />
*[[Mother Day (Special)]]<br />
*[[Beauty Contest]]<br />
*[[Driving Miss Angelica]]<br />
*[[The Old Country]]<br />
*[[The Box]]<br />
*[[The Unfair Pair]]<br />
*[[Runaway Reptar Part 1]]<br />
*[[The Stork]]<br />
*[[Doctor Susie]]<br />
*[[The Big House]]<br />
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"Tom Kenny's Top 20 Episodes" on iTunes also included [[Tommy Pickles and the Great While Thing]], [[Single Cell Anniversary]], and [[Tommy First Birthday Part 2]].<br />
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<div>the SpongeBob Z-A marathon was an event where episodes that viewers picked were presented in alphabetical order from Z-A, which led up to the premiere [[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]] from 1991 through 1999.<br />
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==Z-A List==<br />
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the following is the list of what Rugrats episodes were featured during the marathon:<br />
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'''Z''' <br />
*Plan Z from [[The Rugrats Movie]]<br />
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'''F'''<br />
*[[Family Reunion]]<br />
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'''X''' <br />
*X Marks The Spot ([[Arrgh!]])<br />
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'''I/N''' <br />
*[[I Remember Melville/No More Cookies]]<br />
*[[Ice Cream Mountain]]<br />
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'''B'''<br />
*[[The Big House]]<br />
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'''U'''<br />
*U Is For You And Me ([[F.U.N.]])<br />
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'''A/H''' <br />
*[[Angelica's in Love]]<br />
*[[He Saw She Saw]] <br />
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'''N/T''' <br />
*[[Naked Tommy/Tommy and the Secret Club]]<br />
*Steppin' ([[Walking Small]])<br />
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'''M''' <br />
*[[MirrorLand]]<br />
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'''Q''' <br />
*Quitting ([[Can You Spare a Dime?]])<br />
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'''C/D /A/D/L C/T/B''' <br />
*[[Cuffed/The Blizzard]]<br />
*[[Chuckie's Ducking/A Dog Life]]<br />
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'''O''' <br />
*[[Opposite Day]]<br />
*[[The Original Fry Cook (Episode)|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
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'''N''' <br />
*[[Nasty Patty]]<br />
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'''S'''<br />
*[[The Santa Exprience Part 2]]<br />
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'''K'''<br />
*[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
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'''J''' <br />
*[[Jellyfish Hunter]]<br />
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'''I'''<br />
*[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br />
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'''H'''<br />
*[[Hooky]]<br />
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'''L'''<br />
*[[Let Than Snow]]<br />
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'''T''' <br />
*[[The Turkey Who Came to Dinner]]<br />
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'''E'''<br />
*[[Employee of the Month]]<br />
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'''S''' <br />
*[[Superhero Chuckie]]<br />
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'''D''' <br />
*[[Destination:Moon]]<br />
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'''B'''<br />
*[[The Big Flush]]<br />
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'''U/W''' <br />
*([[Uneasy Rider/Where's Grandpa? (Episode)|Uneasy Ruider/Where's Grandpa?]]}<br />
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{{TV Specials}}<br />
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[[Category:Specials]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=BooksBooks2010-05-17T16:17:20Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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Here is the list of Rugrats books at the current time..<br />
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==SpongeBob Books==<br />
* '''[[The Amazing Rugratsini]]'''<br />
* '''[[The Slide]]'''<br />
* '''[[SpongeBob's Secret Valentine]]'''<br />
* '''[[Reptar on Ice]]'''<br />
* '''[[Angelica and the Princess]]'''<br />
* '''[[Under Chuckie's Bed (Book)|Under Chuckie's Bed]]'''<br />
* '''[[Bikini Bottom Riddles]]'''<br />
* '''SpongeBob JokePants'''<br />
* '''Laugh 'n' Ride'''<br />
* '''Jokes from the Krusty Krab'''<br />
* '''Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!'''<br />
* '''For Singing Out Loud!'''<br />
* '''SpongeBob SuperStar'''<br />
* '''Joke Book'''<br />
* '''Princess Angelica'''<br />
* '''Rugrats Candy Bar Creep Show'''<br />
* '''Tommy First Birthday Part 2'''<br />
* '''Scared Silly'''<br />
* '''Sandy's Rocket'''<br />
* '''For the Love of Bubbles'''<br />
* '''Naughty Nautical Neighbors'''<br />
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants Trivia Book'''<br />
* '''SpongeBob AirPants: The Lost Episode'''<br />
* '''Pirates of Bikini Bottom'''<br />
* '''Camp SpongeBob'''<br />
* '''Chuckie vs Potty'''<br />
* '''A Very Krusty Christmas'''<br />
* '''Show Me the Bunny!'''<br />
* '''UFO!'''<br />
* '''SpongeBob Rocks!'''<br />
* '''What's Cooking Spongebob?'''<br />
* '''Once Upon A Spongebob'''<br />
* '''Lights, Camera, Pants!'''<br />
* '''Surf's up SpongeBob!'''<br />
* '''[[My Name is CheeseHead]]'''<br />
* '''[[SpongeBob DetectivePants: The Case of the Missing Spatula]]'''<br />
* '''[[SpongeBob DetectivePants in The Case of the Vanished Squirrel]]'''<br />
* '''[[SpongeBob SquarePants: Good Times!]]'''<br />
* '''[[SpongeBob SquarePants: The Great Escape!]]'''<br />
* '''[[Comic Crazy!]]'''<br />
* '''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Magazine]]'''<br />
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==''See Also''==<br />
*[[List of Rugrats DVD's]]<br />
*[[Videos]]<br />
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{{Books}}<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:Other]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_Complete_6th_SeasonThe Complete 6th Season2010-05-17T16:09:37Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''The Complete 6th Season'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || All the Episodes from Season 6<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || December 8, 2009<br />
|}<br />
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'''The Complete Sixth Season''' has all the Episodes in Season 6. <br><br />
There is one '''Double Length''' Episode.<br />
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==Episodes==<br />
*[[Baking Dil]]<br />
*[[Hair]]<br />
*[[Zoo Story]]<br />
*[[I Do]]<br />
*[[The Magic Baby]]<br />
*[[Dil We Meet Again]]<br />
*[[Hand Me Downs]]<br />
*[[Angelica's Ballet]]<br />
*[[Opposites Attract]]<br />
*[[The Art Museum]]<br />
*[[The Jungle]]<br />
*[[The Country]]<br />
*[[Ghost Story]]<br />
*[[Chuckie's Complaint]]<br />
*[[Pedal Pusher]]<br />
*[[Music]]<br />
*[[Chuckie's Bachelor Pad]]<br />
*[[Junior Prom]]<br />
*[[Silent Angelica]]<br />
*[[Tie My Shoes]]<br />
*[[What You Line?]]<br />
*[[Two By Two]]<br />
*[[All's Well That Pretends Well]] <br />
*[[Big Babies]]<br />
*[[Wrestling Grandpa]]<br />
*[[Chuckie Collects]]<br />
*[[Runaway Reptar Part 1]] <br />
*[[Runaway Reptar Part 2]] <br />
*[[No Place Like Home]]<br />
*[[Share And Share A Spike]]<br />
*[[Tommy For Mayor]]<br />
*[[Brothers Are Monsters]]<br />
*[[Cooking With Susie]]<br />
*[[Planting Dil]] <br />
*[[The Joke's One You]]<br />
*[[Office Chuckie]] <br />
*[[Auctioning Grandpa]] <br />
*[[Discover America]]<br />
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{{Episode Box Sets}}<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Jellyfish_QueenJellyfish Queen2010-03-19T19:38:27Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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The '''Oblina and Three Billy Goats''' is the big version of a normal [[A Does of Dil]] and has powerful stingers. A robot version appeared in episode [[Oblina and the Three Humans]] that was made by [[Three Billy Goats Guff]] and his [[Oblina Sneeze]] friends. <br />
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In episode: [[JellyFishing]], the real version was shown and stung [[Chuckie]] twice. She also appears on the Rugrats Vacation DVD on one of the 4 Shorts, and then stings Tommy Pickles.<br />
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{{Dil}}<br />
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[[Category:Jellyfish]]<br />
[[Category:Royalty]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Mrs._Puff,_You%27re_Fired_(Episode)Mrs. Puff, You're Fired (Episode)2010-03-19T19:33:41Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | Attack Of The Blobs<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 69b<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || 1.4.1997<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season: || Season 4<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Previous Episode: || [[Cold Hard Toenails (Episode)|Cold Hard Toenails]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Next Episode: || [[Mayberry U.F.O. (Episode)|MayBerry U.F.O.]]<br />
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'''"Attack Of The Blobs"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[Ickis]] [[Image:Segant.jpg|thumb|right|Sister Blobs and Ickis]]<br />
*[[Mother Farther Blobs]] (revealed in credits) <br />
*[[Oblina]] <br />
*[[Krumm]]<br />
*[[Dumps School]]ites <br />
*[[The Gromble]]<br />
*[[Blib]] <br />
*Monsters Litbery<br />
*Blobs Sisters<br />
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===Places===<br />
*[[Ickis Krumm Oblina's Room Blobs Sister]]<br />
*Around [[Dumps School]]<br />
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==Plot==<br />
At Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Mr. Fitz (Boating School Superintendent) is talking to Mrs. Puff on her high record of flunking students, in which SpongeBob is the only one, who has flunked 1,258,056 times. Mrs. Puff needs to show Mr. Fitz everything she taught SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob has flunked another driving test. Mr. Fitz fires Mrs. Puff, and a new boating instructor named Sergent Roderick (most likely a shark) comes in and takes over the school. He has various strict rules in his class, but one student is thrown out for talking and another is thrown out for eating. The other students run away, except for SpongeBob, who is his only student. <br />
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The new boating instructor has set up a difficult course, in which, before driving, SpongeBob must crawl, walk, run, then walk blindfolded. As soon as SpongeBob masters this, he has to face a driving test, without the blindfold, which he could not do. When he starts driving, he ends up destroying the boating school and destroying about half of the town. Mrs. Puff, meanwhile, is painting a field, but the boat drives through it and Mrs. Puff is caught in the boat. Roderick is removed from the boat trying to stop the car but he is unsuccessful. The rampage continues until most of the city is destroyed until he hits Patrick and he has Patrick's pants on his head. he now drives very good and goes back. Mr. Fitz then realizes that SpongeBob is "unteachable" and he rehires Mrs. Puff which gives her mixed emotions.<br />
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==Cultural References== <br />
*When Sergeant Roderick comes in and talks about his second rule (no eating in class), then he offers bon-bons to one of the students, and after one of the students eats one, he literally throws the student through a wall. This scene is remarkably like the scene in the movie, Matilda, where the "Trunchbull" offers a piece of cake to a young boy, and punishes him for it. <br />
*After all of the other students flee from the classroom, Sergeant Roderick says to SpongeBob, "Looks like you're the man, sponge," a reference to Finding Forrester, and the site YTMND. <br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The Season 4 Volume 1 DVD case resembles the episode. <br />
*Blobs Sister says that only Oblina has ever failed her lessons. This is contradictory to a subtle reference to another catastrophic driver in the episode, [[Ickis and the Red Zimbo]]. <br />
*Oblins can only Love to Eat non-catastrophically when he is blobs. <br />
*Ickis Looking Blobs Sister runs into an acid-filled trench and Krumm Oblina out as Blobs, but sponges are invertebrates. <br />
*In the episode [[Chicken Pops]], Ickis revealed that he doesn't have Beds. However, his Eating Food appeared in the episodes [[Into the Woods]], [[Looking for Jack]] and this episode. <br />
*Sergeant The Gromble says It's Was Blobs Sister so I Been you Have . <br />
*Ickis could have easily closed his eyes in his boating test to substitute a blindfold. <br />
*Closed-captioning error: at the beginning of this episode, Mother Farther Blobs says that he Blobs the Mother Farther Blobs Accreditation Bureau. However, the captions said "voting" instead of "Eating Food."<br />
*After Krumm and Ickis destroyed half the city and asked Blobs Sister if he had passed, he said "Well, if there was a 'destroy the city' part of the test you would have." But unfortanutely, there was no 'destroy the city' part of the test, so he failed as always.<br />
*How can you ''possibly'' drive if you can't see? That's impossible.<br />
*In [[The Shot]], Oblina Ickis had only failed 38 times.<br />
*[[Cold Hard Toenails]]/Attack Of The Blobs was the last episode to get a 9.0 or higher on TV.com until [[Sand Castles in the Sand]].<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Attack Of The Blobs|Transcript for Attack Of The Blobs]] <br />
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{{Slogan}}</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=NickelodeonNickelodeon2010-03-19T19:21:38Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Nickelodeon.png|thumb|right|The newest Nickelodeon logo being used now]]<br />
[[Image:Nickelodeon_Old.png|thumb|right|The old Nickelodeon logo, used from 1984-1997]]<br />
'''Nickelodeon''' ''(Nick)'' is a pay-TV channel which broadcasts the Series [[Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Rugrats]].<br />
In the "Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards", SpongeBob has won the award 7 times in a row for the best cartoon on TV.<br />
Nickelodeon is one of the most popular kids' channels on TV. Nickelodeon broadcast many shows, from the '''Fairly Odd Parents''' to '''Jimmy Neutron'''.<br />
<br />
===Advertising===<br />
'''Nickelodeon''' has ads revolving around shows, kid toys, and information that kids would be interested in. It has many ads revolving SpongeBob, SpongeBob shorts and anything to do with SpongeBob franchising and new episodes.<br />
<br />
===Spin-off and Add-on Sections===<br />
On the channel of '''Nickelodeon''' there are many spin-offs. Here is the current list Note that not all of these are '''Internationally''' broadcasted. These channels are 100% affiliated because they for by the name and they are obviously on the same channel. These spin-offs are not on any different channel.<br />
<br />
Here is the current and only list:<br />
<br />
*'''Nick'''<br />
*'''Nicktoons'''<br />
*'''TurboNick'''<br />
*'''Nick at Nite'''<br />
*'''Nick Jr.'''<br />
*'''Nick Extra'''<br />
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'''Nick at Nite''' is a Nick programming block broadcasting from 8:00 PM to 6:30 AM.<br />
<br />
Nickelodeon is being broadcasted worldwide:<br />
<br />
*'''Afghanistan '''<br />
*'''Argentina '''<br />
*'''Australia '''<br />
*'''Austria '''<br />
*'''Belgium '''<br />
*'''Bulgaria '''<br />
*'''Brazil '''<br />
*'''Canada '''<br />
*'''Chile '''<br />
*'''Czech Republic'''<br />
*'''Denmark '''<br />
*'''Ecuador '''<br />
*'''Finland '''<br />
*'''France '''<br />
*'''Germany '''<br />
*'''Greece '''<br />
*'''Guatemala '''<br />
*'''Hungary'''<br />
*'''Iceland '''<br />
*'''India '''<br />
*'''Indonesia '''<br />
*'''Iraq '''<br />
*'''Ireland '''<br />
*'''Israel '''<br />
*'''Italy'''<br />
*'''Japan '''<br />
*'''Korea'''<br />
*'''Lithuania '''<br />
*'''Malaysia '''<br />
*'''Mexico '''<br />
*'''Netherlands '''<br />
*'''New Zealand '''<br />
*'''Norway'''<br />
*'''Panama'''<br />
*'''Peru '''<br />
*'''Philippines '''<br />
*'''Poland '''<br />
*'''Portugal '''<br />
*'''Russia '''<br />
*'''Serbia '''<br />
*'''Singapore '''<br />
*'''South Korea '''<br />
*'''Spain '''<br />
*'''Sweden '''<br />
*'''Switzerland '''<br />
*'''Thailand '''<br />
*'''Turkey '''<br />
*'''United Kingdom '''<br />
*'''Uruguay '''<br />
*'''Venezuela '''<br />
==Trivia==<br />
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*Nickelodeon changed its logo in September 2009 along with the rebrand of TeenNick, and Nick Jr.<br />
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*Nickelodeon started as Pinwheel.<br />
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[[Category:Other]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcripts/Season_6Episode Transcripts/Season 62008-10-28T16:51:17Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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{{Seasons}}<br />
{{Episode Transcripts/Seasons}}<br />
===Season 6===<br />
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!Episode Transcript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|101<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: festival of the festering moon|festival of festering moon]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: simon's big score|simon's big score]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|102<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: eye full wander|eye full wander]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: lifestyles of the rich scary|lifestyles of the rich scary]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|103<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: nuclear and present danger|nuclear and present danger]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: loch ness mess|loch ness mess]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|104<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: monsters are real|monsters are real]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: this is your brain|this is your brain ickis]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|105<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The first cut|The first cut]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript chuckie grows|chuckie grows]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|106<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: side by side|side by side]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: hooked on phobics|hooked on phobice]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|107<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: angelica nose best|angelica nose best]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: pirate light|pirate light]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|108<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: don't just do it|don't just do it]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: joined at the hip|joined at the hip]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|109<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: uneasy riders|uneasy riders]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: where's grandpa?|where's grandpa?]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|110<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: superhero chuckie|superhero chuckie]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: the dog broomer|The dog broomer]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|111+112<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: vacation|vacation]]<br />
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|}<br />
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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 6]]<br />
[[Category:Transcript]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Fear_of_a_Krabby_Patty_(DVD)Fear of a Krabby Patty (DVD)2008-10-28T16:39:45Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2"|[[Image:Dvdbeds2.jpg]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''chuckie beds'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, and Season 4<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 5/24/05<br />
|}<br />
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'''chuckie's beds''' is a rugrats aaahh real monsters DVD that contains 8 Episodes from Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, and Season 4. <br />
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==Episode List== <br />
===Season 1===<br />
*[[toy palace]]<br />
*[[internal affairs]]<br />
*[[the lip have it]] <br />
===Season 2=== <br />
*[[oblina and the three humans]] <br />
===Season 3=== <br />
*[[goin'(way) south]]<br />
*[[the trial]]<br />
===Season 4===<br />
*[[the mattress]]<br />
*[[looking for jack]]<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Absorbing_Favorites_(DVD)Absorbing Favorites (DVD)2008-10-28T16:36:57Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Dvdabsor2.jpg|220px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''Absorbing '''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 1, 2 ,3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 20.09.2005<br />
|}<br />
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'''Absorbing''' is a [[aaahh real monsters rugrats]] DVD that contains 3 episodes from Season 1, 3 episodes from Season 2 and 3 episodes from Season 3.<br />
<br />
==Episode List==<br />
===Season 1===<br />
*[[hatsoff]]<br />
*[[laugh krumm laugh]]<br />
*[[the lip have it]]<br />
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===Season 2===<br />
*[[krumm gets the dreaded nolox]]<br />
*[[monster blues]]<br />
*[[i heard the snorch call my name]]<br />
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===Season 3===<br />
*[[grandpa's bad bugs]]<br />
*[[things that go bump in the night]]<br />
*[[The family tree]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Absorbing_Favorites_(DVD)Absorbing Favorites (DVD)2008-10-28T16:36:37Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Dvdabsorbing2.jpg|220px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''Absorbing '''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 1, 2 ,3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 20.09.2005<br />
|}<br />
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'''Absorbing''' is a [[aaahh real monsters rugrats]] DVD that contains 3 episodes from Season 1, 3 episodes from Season 2 and 3 episodes from Season 3.<br />
<br />
==Episode List==<br />
===Season 1===<br />
*[[hatsoff]]<br />
*[[laugh krumm laugh]]<br />
*[[the lip have it]]<br />
<br />
===Season 2===<br />
*[[krumm gets the dreaded nolox]]<br />
*[[monster blues]]<br />
*[[i heard the snorch call my name]]<br />
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===Season 3===<br />
*[[grandpa's bad bugs]]<br />
*[[things that go bump in the night]]<br />
*[[The family tree]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Sea_Stories_(DVD)Sea Stories (DVD)2008-10-28T16:22:40Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | [[Image:Dvd the woods.jpg|220px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''the woods'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Cntent:''' || Episodes from Season 1, 2 and 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.11.2002<br />
|}<br />
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'''the woods''' is a [[aaahh real monsters rugrats]] DVD that contains 10 Episodes from Season 1, Season 2 and Season 3.<br />
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==Episode List==<br />
===Season 1===<br />
*[[grandpa move out]]<br />
*[[rookie monsters]]<br />
*[[in the naval]]<br />
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===Season 2===<br />
*[[into the woods]] <br />
*[[krumm gets the dreaded nolox]] <br />
*[[stu gets a job]]<br />
*[[ickis and the red zimbo]]<br />
*[[potty training spike]]<br />
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===Season 3===<br />
*[[a room with no viewfinder]]<br />
*[[chuckie's first haircut]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Halloween_(DVD)Halloween (DVD)2008-10-28T16:19:30Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''monsters' night out'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 1, 2 and 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|''Release Date'' || 27.08.2002<br />
|}<br />
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'''monsters' night out''' is a aaahh real monsters rugrats DVD that contains 10 Episodes from Season 1, Season 2 and Season 3. <br />
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==Episode List==<br />
===Season 1===<br />
*[[monsters get real]]<br />
*[[snorched if you do snorched if you don't]]<br />
*[[the tree of ickis]]<br />
===Season 2===<br />
*[[let them eat cake]]<br />
*[[my friend barney]]<br />
*[[simon strikes back]]<br />
*[[ickis box]]<br />
*[[the seven voyages of cynithia]]<br />
<br />
===Season 3===<br />
*[[lady luck]]<br />
*[[it's only movie]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Halloween_(DVD)Halloween (DVD)2008-10-28T16:19:13Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | [[Image: Dvdmonsters' night out.jpg|220px|]] <br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''monsters' night out'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 1, 2 and 3<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|''Release Date'' || 27.08.2002<br />
|}<br />
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'''monsters' night out''' is a aaahh real monsters rugrats DVD that contains 10 Episodes from Season 1, Season 2 and Season 3. <br />
<br />
==Episode List==<br />
===Season 1===<br />
*[[monsters get real]]<br />
*[[snorched if you do snorched if you don't]]<br />
*[[the tree of ickis]]<br />
===Season 2===<br />
*[[let them eat cake]]<br />
*[[my friend barney]]<br />
*[[simon strikes back]]<br />
*[[ickis box]<br />
*[[the seven voyages of cynithia]]<br />
<br />
===Season 3===<br />
*[[lady luck]]<br />
*[[it's only movie]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Slogan}}<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Spongicus_(DVD)Spongicus (DVD)2008-10-28T16:15:18Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''nuclear and present danger'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 6<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 27.01.2009<br />
|}<br />
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'''nuclear and present danger''' is a [[aaahh real monsters]] DVD that contains 8 Episodes from Season 6. <br />
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==Episode list==<br />
===Season 6===<br />
*[[nuclear and present danger]]<br />
*[[simon's big score]]<br />
*[[eye full wander]]<br />
*TBA<br />
*TBA<br />
*TBA<br />
*TBA<br />
*TBA<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=WhoBob_WhatPants%3F_(DVD)WhoBob WhatPants? (DVD)2008-10-28T16:12:22Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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! colspan="2" | http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg82/beatlesnicole/vacation-resized.jpg<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''vacation?'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5 and an episode from Season 6<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 14.10.2008<br />
|}<br />
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'''vacation''' is a [[rugrats (TV Show)|rugrats]] DVD that contains Episodes from Season 5 including a TV Movie called [[vacation]] from Season 6.<br />
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==Episode list==<br />
===Season 5===<br />
*[[ice cream mountain]]<br />
*[[planting dil]]<br />
*[[the joke's on you]]<br />
*[[the great escape]]<br />
*[[beast with four eyes]]<br />
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===Season 6===<br />
*[[vacation]]<br />
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[[Category:DVD]]<br />
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{{Slogan}}</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bikini_Bottom_Adventures_(DVD)Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)2008-10-28T16:08:32Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''aaahh real monsters rugrats'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.06.2007 <br />
|}<br />
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'''aaahh real monsters rugrats Adventures''' is a [[rugrats aaahh real monsters]] DVD that contains 7 Episodes from Season 5.<br />
<br />
==Episode List==<br />
===Season 5===<br />
*[[the war room]]<br />
*[[attention please]]<br />
*[[super ickis]]<br />
*[[the substitute]]<br />
*[[clown around]]<br />
*[[the baby rewards]]<br />
*[[slick ick]]<br />
<br />
==Special Features==<br />
*"Getting to know the dumps house" - DVD Game<br />
*Original Uncut Anamatic for "[[slick ick]]"<br />
<br />
{{Slogan}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcripts/Season_6Episode Transcripts/Season 62008-10-28T15:54:17Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>[[de:Episodenmitschriften/6. Staffel]]<br />
{{Seasons}}<br />
{{Episode Transcripts/Seasons}}<br />
===Season 6===<br />
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!No.<br />
!Episode Transcript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|101<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: festival of the festering moon|festival of the festering moon]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: simon's big score|simon's big score]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|102<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: eye full wander|eye full wander]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: lifestyles of rich and scary|lifestyles of rich and scary]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|103<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: nuclear and present danger|nuclear and present danger]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: loss ness mess|loss ness mess]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|104<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: monsters are real|monsters are real]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: this is your brain ickis|this is your brain ickis]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|105<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The first cut|The first cut]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: chuckie grows|chuckie grows]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|106<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: side by side|side by side]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: hooked on phobics|hooked on phobics]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|107<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: angelica nose best|angelica nose best]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: pirate light|pirate light]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|108<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: don't just do it|don't just do it]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: joined at the hip|joined at the hip]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|109<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: uneasy riders|uneasy riders]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: where's grandpa?|where's grandpa?]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|110<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: superhero chuckie|superhero chuckie]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The dog broomer|The dog broomer]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|111+112<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: vacation|vaction]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 6]]<br />
[[Category:Transcript]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Bikini_Bottom_Adventures_(DVD)Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)2008-10-27T15:55:24Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#000000;width:347px;"<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Image:Dvdbbadventures2.jpg|220px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | '''house dumps Adventures'''<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Content:''' || Episodes from Season 5<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Language:''' || English<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Rating:''' || General<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| ''Release Date:'' || 05.06.2007 <br />
|}<br />
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'''house dumps Adventures''' is a [[rugrats aaahh real monsters]] DVD that contains 7 Episodes from Season 5.<br />
<br />
==Episode List==<br />
===Season 5===<br />
*[[the war room]]<br />
*[[attention please]]<br />
*[[super ickis]]<br />
*[[the substitute]]<br />
*[[cloen around]]<br />
*[[the baby rewards]]<br />
*[[slick ick]]<br />
<br />
==Special Features==<br />
*"Getting to know the aaahh real; monsters" - DVD Game<br />
*Original Uncut Anamatic for "[[slick icks]]"<br />
<br />
{{Slogan}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:DVD]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Friend_or_Foe%3FEpisode Transcript: Friend or Foe?2008-10-24T19:35:49Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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<div>{| border="1"<br />
|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"<br />
!Back Episode Transcript<br />
!Next Episode Transcript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|[[Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum|The Gift of Gum]]<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Original Fry Cook|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
|}<br />
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Episode Article: [[Friend or Foe?]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Plankton]]<br />
*[[Karen]]<br />
*[[Mama Krabs]]<br />
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(at the Krusty Krab)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm, something ain't right. For me?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Don't you find this a tad suspicious?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Suspicion doesn't hold a candle to birthday wishing. (about to blow out the candle when Plankton pops out from underneath the candle)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Surprise! (takes out the candle and releases the balloons. The balloons pop and confetti goes everywhere. The light from the popping blinds the customers. Plankton's cart engages in its jet pack and launches itself into the kitchen. Plankton releases the bottom part of the cake onto the safe in the kitchen. The cake explodes and Plankton takes the formula and flies out of the kitchen)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Me secret formula!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Happy Birthday Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Don't forget your condiments, Plankton. (squirts Plankton with ketchup & mustard)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Attaboy, SpongeBob! (turns the ceiling fan on. Plankton's machine bounces off of it and breaks on the floor. SpongeBob snatches the secret formula with his tongue and swallows it)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Safe.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You'll rue the day we were born, Krabs. I'll be back. (gets his jet pack out but its upside down so he flies into the floor) Oh, barnacles.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why, Mr Krabs? Why does he hate us so?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You might as well blame me, SpongeBob. (sits on a barrel seat) There was a time when Plankton and I were best friends. (everyone gasps and runs up to hear the story)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Best friends?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Friends at birth, you might say. Even as wee ones. (flashback to Krabs and Plankton as babies)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Goo! (Krabs laughs then puts Plankton on his crib mobile. Everyone aw's. Cut to birthday cake reading "Big Boys". Krabs sticks out his tongue to get Plankton to blow out the candles)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Things were all peaches and creams. Until we hit grade school. Hey, Planky, whatcha doing?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, just a little something I thought I'd try out. (a spitball hits Plankton in the back of his head. Classmates laugh) Idiots! I'll show you with science! This concoction is going to blow everyone away. (muffled explosion. Plankton's container blew up all over his table. Classmates laugh)<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: How's this for a science experiment, Mr. Brainatron 5000? (uses Plankton as a spitball and spits him in Krabs' eye)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: They'll pay for this one day Eugene!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Darn tootin'. Hey, barnacle brains, I think you owe Plankton an apology.<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: You're right, Plankton, I'm sorry. Sorry you have to hang out with rag boy. (class laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Classmate #2: Yeah. Where'd you do your clothes shopping? The trash can?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: 'Twas true. I did get me clothes from the trash. You see, when I was growing up, times were tough. Me mother had to fashion me clothes from rags. (flashback to Krabs' mother sewing up clothes)<br><br />
<br />
Mama Krabs: There you go, son. Your outfit's all finished. It's a good thing Old Man Jenkins was kind enough to spare his last washcloth.<br><br />
<br />
Old Man Jenkins: Oops. I missed a spot.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Then one day, as Plankton and I were plotting our revenge, I met the love of me life. What in neptune's name is that? (picks up a penny off the ground) It's the most beautiful thing me eyes have ever seen! What is it?!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: It's money.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Money?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Yeah. You can buy things with it.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Buy things? So, I spent it on a gift for me best pal Plankton.<br><br />
<br />
All: Wow!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Got your secret recipe, Mr. Krabs. You have no idea that went through to get here.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I've got a pretty good idea, yeah. Fish: So, if you guys were such great friends, what happened?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs. What did happen next?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Yeah. I really wanna know.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, Squidward! Because this is where it gets juicy. It all started in a place called "Stinky Burgers". It was the only place to get a burger. Kids loved Stinky's. (all the kids are clamoring) And Stinky loved the kids.<br><br />
<br />
Stinky: Now, what can I do for you young 'uns?<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: Uh, Mr. Stinky? I'll have one Stinky Burger, please!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: Me, too, Stinky!<br><br />
<br />
Stinky: Oh, now, now, kids. There's plenty of burgers for everyone. (all the kids cheer)<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: That's why we like you so much, Stinky. You always deliver the goods.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: We don't like Stinky, we respect him.<br><br />
<br />
Stinky: Well, which one is it, kids? Do you like me or respect me?<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Like!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: Respect!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: Like!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #4: Respect!<br><br />
<br />
Stinky: Ok, let's just meet in the middle and say you li-spect me.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Excuse us!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Valuable customers coming through.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #3: What are those dorks doing here?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Two Stinky Burgers, please.<br><br />
<br />
Stinky: Did your brains dribble out all over the sidewalk you slept on last night? If it's burgers you want, go around back.<br><br />
<br />
All: Yeah, Stinky!<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: Thanks for keeping the nerds out.<br><br />
<br />
Classmate #2: You're the best, Stinky.<br><br />
<br />
Stinky: Ok, that's enough, kids. Gather around, children. There's something I want to tell you. What I have to say is very important. If you remember one thing for the rest of your life, remember that without your kind patronage, I'd be a penniless loser like Rag Boy. (Mr. Krabs is knocking on the door in the back of the building. Stinky opens up the door) Do you two have kelp for brains? Don't you understand? If you two yahoos come around, you'll drive away all the normal customers. I've worked too long and too hard to make this a li-spectable business. As it is, I can barely afford the essential things in li... (his watch beeps) Is it quitting time already? (rips off his clothes to reveal some nicer clothes underneath) Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to enjoy some of life's essentials. (gets in his limo and moves the stack of cash over on the seat. As he closes the door and drives off, a dollar flies into Mr. Krabs' hand)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Did you hear that, Krabs? By flipper burgers for those cretins, he was able to gain their li-spect.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Did you see that fat stack of loot? I bet if we made a better burger, we'd make a fatter stack of loot. (cash register dings as Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar bill signs) But who has the ability to make such a burger? Who has the skill?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Skill, schmill, Krabs, baby. Who needs skill when science is on your side? We'll make that burger, and when we do, we will rule the school! (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (cut to Mr. Krabs and Plankton walking by the dump) So we went back to our secret hideaway, the dump, to prove to those chowder heads that a burger could be semi-edible and easy to swallow. We made sure to keep careful record of our progress. (Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together to make a burger and go through the steps of doing so)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Gently. Gently.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: We finally emerged the best-looking burger under the sea. We went back to Stinky's to rub our patty in those kid's greasy faces. But Stinky's had been shut down by order of the Health Department. So we seized the opportunity and converted our hideout into a restaurant. (Mr. Krabs and Plankton turned a trailer in the dump into a restaurant. Mr. Krabs cut the 'grand opening' tape while Plankton pushed a button to signal for customers. A line of customers line up in front of the restaurant) Our adventure into capitalism began. One dollar, please.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: There you are, sir.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: T'was me first dollar I ever earned, and was also the start of a beautiful, romantic relationship with money.<br><br />
<br />
Fish #5: Hey! Your burger's even worse than Stinky's. We can barely keep them down. And if it weren't for Stinky's shutting down, no one would eat here. So give me a burger. I'm starving.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Just look at them, Eugene. The very people who ridiculed me are now feasting on my recipe.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I thought it was our recipe.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I'm ruling their stomachs. And soon I'll be ruling their minds!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: But what about satisfying the customer?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Barnacles to the customer, I'm talking about ruling the world! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Give me that!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Stop! You're gonna bust it!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Burgers aren't for ruling worlds!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I'm terribly sorry, Eugene, I couldn't hear you. Could you come closer? Maybe stand on the tile in front of you?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Which one? The one that says "Eject" or the one that says "Trap Door"?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, either one will do.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What I was saying was... You'll regret this one day! (Mr. Krabs lands in the trash. Flashback to present) And he always did.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: (pops out of the pepper shaker) Lies! (SpongeBob is about to swallow the formula again but Mr Krabs takes it and puts it in his back pocket)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, me boy. We don't need to go through that again.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Very touching, but completely false.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Don't know what you mean.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Why don't you tell them the truth?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: It did happen that way, didn't it, Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Most of it's true, except for what really happened! We had created the tastiest burger. That's when things became unsavory. (flashback again to restaurant. Mr. Krabs laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: First, I'll rule their stomachs and then... (laughs) ...their money! (Mr. Krabs laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: But what about satisfying the customers?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Barnacles to the customers! (Plankton gasps) I'm talkin' about coins, cash, wallets, bank accounts! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Gimme that! (both try to take the formula)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Stop, you're gonna bust it. (formula tears in half)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: This isn't about money, Eugene.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Malarkey. (Mr. Krabs puts Plankton in a straw and spits him out)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You'll regret this one day! (lands in a pile of trash) Ouch. (emerges and looks at the half of his recipe) Our little squabble only got me part of the recipe.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gosh, Mr. Plankton, that doesn't sound like the Mr. Krabs story at all.<br><br />
<br />
Karen: That's because it isn't.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, & Plankton: Karen?!<br><br />
<br />
Karen: You're both liars. That's not how it happened at all. In those days, I was just starting out as a security system. Plankton and I met when he installed me.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: It was only our third date.<br><br />
<br />
Karen: Anyways, I had recorded the whole thing in my databanks. (flashback on Karen's computer screen)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Now that's a handsome looking burger.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You said it, old chum. (over intercom) Attention! Get your Plankton and Krabs patties right here! (a tumbleweed rolls by) Do you think it was a good idea to open in the dump?<br />
<br />
(music is playing in the background)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: What's that music?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I'd know that theme song anywhere. It's Old Man Jenkins. Old Man Jenkins! (Old Man Jenkins puts a tire in his boat)<br><br />
<br />
Old Man Jenkins: I just been looking for some new shoes for Ol' Bessie.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You've help me mom and me through some tough times. It would be an honor if you'd be the first to try our delicious burgers.<br><br />
<br />
Old Man Jenkins: Why, I'd be happy to! (bites into the burger then smiles)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs & Plankton: Yeah! (Old Man Jenkins falls over. Later, a newspaper appears on screen)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: "Plab Patties K.O. Old Man J..." I can't believe we poisoned that sweet old guy.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Well, he is old.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey. that guy is like family to me.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Well, it was your fault the patty was tainted.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You're the one who put too much seaweed sauce in the burger.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You let it sit out too long. That's what did it! I'm taking the recipe and fixing it.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No way, that recipe's mine! (both fight over the recipe)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Stop, you're gonna... (recipe tears in half, sending both into opposite sides of the restaurant. Plankton walks out)You wanna fight over this recipe, I'll give ya a fight you'll never forget! (slams the door causing a shelf, above the boiling patty, to spill the jars into the cauldron)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, that's ruined. But, no use letting this go to waste. These kids'll eat anything. (licks some of the patty mix) I've done it. I've discovered the perfect patty batter.<br><br />
<br />
Karen: Meanwhile, Plankton was back at the elementary school. But this time, he was going it alone. (Plankton puts a Chum Bucket bucket with meat in it while Mr. Krabs wheels in "Krabby Patties" and knocks him over)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no you don't! This is my terf.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I think not, Rag Boy.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What? Why I outta squash you right now. You little...<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Get out of my face! (both growl at each other)<br><br />
<br />
Fish #6: Hey, look! Nerd fight.<br><br />
<br />
Bully: I bet five bucks on Rag Boy.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Aha! We'll let the customers decide who's burger is better. Step right up, gents. Get a delicious Chum Burger right here.<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: Big Johnny will eat anything.<br><br />
<br />
(Big Johnny walks over to Plankton's side)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Have a Chum Burger, Johnny, sir. (Johnny eats it)<br><br />
<br />
Karen: Plankton had pieced together his own creation using memory and science.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Go on, sir! Tell your buddies what you think! (Big Johnny spits the burger out on both his friends)<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: I'm gonna try one of Rag Boy's burgers.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Here ya are, sir. You are the first to taste a Krabby Patty. (hands him a patty. He takes a bite and instantly enjoys it)<br><br />
<br />
Classmate: Flavor!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #7: Edible!<br><br />
<br />
Kid Fish: We can actually hold it down!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #8: This is the most flavortastic sensation my still-developing taste buds have ever experienced!<br><br />
<br />
All: Yay, Rag Boy!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I'll show you, Krabs! I'll steal that cursed recipe from you one day, and I won't stop till I do! (flashback ends)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Woo-hoo! My recipe was, is, and always will be the best.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: You wouldn't have that recipe if it weren't for me.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You callin' me a liar?<br><br />
<br />
Karen: Will you men stop yelling at each other? I can't believe you let a recipe ruin such a wonderful friendship. (both tear up)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You were my only true friend that didn't have a president printed on him. But money doesn't hug back.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: My life has been nothing but a long line of disappointments since we became enemies. All these years I've been trying to steal your formula. But I was really just trying to steal back our friendship.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Really?<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: It's all I ever really wanted. To get back to the way it used to be. You and me against the world! How about a hug, Krabs, old pal?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I'd like that, Planky, old chum. (both hug and cry)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Doesn't it just warm your heart, Karen?<br><br />
<br />
Karen: I suppose it would. If I had one.<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: I'm sorry, Krabs, old buddy.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Me, too. Me, too. (Plankton grabs the formula from Mr. Krabs' back pocket)<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Now, Karen! (Karen grabs the formula) Back off, Rag Boy. (jumps on the formula and Karen wheels off)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sabotage!<br><br />
<br />
Plankton: Go, Karen!<br><br />
<br />
(everyone chases each other outside)<br />
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===Season 5===<br />
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|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"<br />
!No.<br />
!Episode Transcript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|81<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Friend or Foe?|Friend or Foe?]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|82<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Original Fry Cook|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Night Light|Night Light]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|83<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Rise and Shine|Rise and Shine]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Waiting|Waiting]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Fungus Among Us|Fungus Among Us]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|84<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Spy Buddies|Spy Buddies]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts|Boat Smarts]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Good Ol' Whatshisname|Good Ol' Whatshisname]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|85<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: New Digs|New Digs]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Krabs a la Mode|Krabs a la Mode]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|86<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Roller Cowards|Roller Cowards]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Bucket Sweet Bucket|Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|87<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: To Love A Patty|To Love A Patty]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Breath Of Fresh Squidward|Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|88<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Money Talks|Money Talks]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: SpongeBob Vs. Patty Gadget|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Slimy Dancing|Slimy Dancing]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|89<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Krusty Sponge|The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|90<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: A Flea in Her Dome|A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Donut of Shame|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Krusty Plate|The Krusty Plate]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|91<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Goo Goo Gas|Goo Goo Gas]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Le Big Switch|Le Big Switch]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|92+93<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|94<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Picture Day|Picture Day]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Pat No Pay|Pat No Pay]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: BlackJack|BlackJack]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|95<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Blackened Sponge|Blackened Sponge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob|Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|96<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Inmates of Summer|The Inmates of Summer]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: To Save a Squirrel|To Save a Squirrel]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|97<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Pest of the West|Pest of the West]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|98<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Battle of Bikini Bottom|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|99<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward|The Two Faces of Squidward]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge|SpongeHenge]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|100<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Banned in Bikini Bottom|Banned in Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Stanley S. SquarePants|Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
|}<br />
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{{Episode Transcripts/Seasons}}<br />
===Season 5===<br />
{| border="1"<br />
|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"<br />
!No.<br />
!Episode Transcript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|81<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Friend or Foe?|Friend or Foe?]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|82<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Original Fry Cook|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Night Light|Night Light]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|83<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Rise and Shine|Rise and Shine]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Waiting|Waiting]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Fungus Among Us|Fungus Among Us]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|84<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Spy Buddies|Spy Buddies]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Boat Smarts|Boat Smarts]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Good Ol' Whatshisname|Good Ol' Whatshisname]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|85<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: New Digs|New Digs]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Krabs a la Mode|Krabs a la Mode]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|86<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Roller Cowards|Roller Cowards]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Bucket Sweet Bucket|Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|87<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: To Love A Patty|To Love A Patty]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Breath Of Fresh Squidward|Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|88<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Money Talks|Money Talks]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: SpongeBob Vs. Patty Gadget|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Slimy Dancing|Slimy Dancing]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|89<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Krusty Sponge|The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|90<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: A Flea in Her Dome|A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Donut of Shame|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Krusty Plate|The Krusty Plate]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|91<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Goo Goo Gas|Goo Goo Gas]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Le Big Switch|Le Big Switch]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|92+93<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|94<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Picture Day|Picture Day]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Pat No Pay|Pat No Pay]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: BlackJack|BlackJack]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|95<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Blackened Sponge|Blackened Sponge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob|Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|96<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Inmates of Summer|The Inmates of Summer]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: To Save a Squirrel|To Save a Squirrel]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|97<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Pest of the West|Pest of the West]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|98<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Battle of Bikini Bottom|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|99<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward|The Two Faces of Squidward]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge|SpongeHenge]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|100<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Banned in Bikini Bottom|Banned in Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transcript: Stanley S. SquarePants|Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
|}<br />
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[[Category:lists of animated television series episodes| spongebob squarepants season 5 episodes lists of]]</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Shell_of_a_ManEpisode Transcript: Shell of a Man2008-10-24T19:31:34Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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!Back Episode Transcript<br />
!Next Episode Transcript<br />
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|[[Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress|The Lost Mattress]]<br />
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Episode Article: [[Shell of a Man]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Marine Buddies]]<br />
**The Old Iron Eye<br />
**Mutton Chop<br />
**[[Torpedo Belly]]<br />
**Lockjaw Jones<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Easy... Perfection!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Is number 5's order ready yet?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Just a second, Squidward. Well, krabby patty, it's time for you to go now. (starts to tear) You grew up so fast, <br />
I...oh, I promised myself I wouldn't do this. Just take it Squidward, take it away.<br />
<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, brother. Number 5. Number 5.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's me! (takes krabby patty and eats it) Mmm. My compliments to the <br />
chef! (laughs himself into the kitchen. Notices something) Hello, what's this? (gets close to the window of the door where <br />
his eyes & Mr. Krabs eyes meet)<br><br />
Mr. Krabs: Come out here, boy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (grabs SpongeBob and drags him under the dumpster) Hush boy, or you'll give away me secret hidey-hole.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (whispering) What's a hidey-hole?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It's where I hide me treasure. (pushes the dumpster aside and throws SpongeBob out of the hole) Catch! (throws a <br />
treasure chest at SpongeBob) Let's get that chest to the office, boy, pronto!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What's in this thing? Treasure?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: A treasure trove of sorts. It's me memory chest from my years in the navy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why'd you dig up your navy chest, sir?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, my navy buddies and I are having a reunion. And I wanted to wear me old uniform. (opens chest)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, look at all your cool navy stuff! What's that?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! It's me first tattoo.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Neat.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: And this is me 'Manly Toughness Trophy'. <br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How'd you win that?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: By being the toughest of the tough!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow! Oh-oh. Who are those guys? (pointing to a picture with 5 sailors in it)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Me shipmates. The toughest bunch to ever sail the grimy deep. There's "'Ol Iron Eye", (shows guy with iron for <br />
an eye), and "Mutton Chop", (shows guy holding a wrench), me, (shows Mr. Krabs in a navy suit), "Torpedo Belly", (shows big <br />
guy with torpedo in his belly), and "Lockjaw Jones".<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Did you have a cool nickname, Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Of course! I was "Ol Armor Abs Krabs".<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You were?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I guess you were bitter back then.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, really? (takes his navy suit) This is me navy cadet uniform. Prepare to eat your words 'cause I haven't put <br />
on more than a couple of pounds. Ok, maybe I'm a bit bigger. But I'm still the <br />
toughest of the tough. Go ahead, lad, give em a punch.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You want me to punch you in the stomach?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Not in the stomach! In me armor abs!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (punches Mr Krabs in the abs but his arm breaks into little pieces) wow, my entire arm disintegrated.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I still got it. Now be a good lad and go get your station in ship shape. And leave an old sea-dog to rebel in his <br />
memories.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir! (opens kitchen door) Alright, let's get this place ship shape. You men, stop laying around! <br />
(point to potatoes) To battle stations. (pouring fries into the grease fryer) All hands on deck! (puts 10 krabby patties on <br />
the grill) Set course for full flavor. Ketchup and mustard off the port bow. (stepping on <br />
ketchup and mustard containers) One krabby patty ready to set sail. <br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. Hello? Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs is shown head down on his desk) You alright? Are you sleepy? (pokes Mr. Krabs body knocking it to the floor revealing a headless Mr. Krabs) Mr. <br />
Krabs!! I don't smell his paws. What's that? (figure is <br />
behind a barrel) Is somebody there?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Don't look at me!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (throws barrel away) You're alive! And naked...<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (crying) It's true. I've molted.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What's molted?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It's when a krab gets too fat and, I very well, outgrows his shell. It falls off.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow.<br><br />
Mr. Krabs: 'Armor Abs Krabs' can't show up at the reunion like this. All pink and soft and unmanly. I'm all flab and no ab!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Barnacles!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sorry about the foul language, Mr Krabs, but you're acting like there never was a man in that shell. The crabs <br />
of his navy days was fearless. He wouldn't let something as insignificant as a missing shell slow him down.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yeah.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Who cares how silly, pink & fleshy you look. How non-threatening, limp & soft you are. How... (Mr Krabs <br />
cries) ...oops.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I can't go anywhere ever again. Stupid, stupid... (kicks shell into the wall which ricochets back at SpongeBob <br />
making him scream. SpongeBob turns over and slides into Mr. Krabs shell)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, it sure is dark in here. (pokes head through the shell) Look Mr. Krabs, I'm you!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're a genius.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I'm glad you got my point. It's not what's about on the outside. It's what's on the in...<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, you barnacle brain. Not your silly metaphor. You, in me shell. It gives me an idea. You can go to the reunion and pretend to be me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I get to be a navy buddy?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Course, you'll need some time to proximate me personality.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, that'll be a snap. Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Alright, show me what you got.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (pulls nose out to look like Mr Krabs' then imitates his voice) Look at me, I'm Mr Krabs. I love money.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Heh heh, say that ain't half-bad.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I once won a marathon because someone dropped a penny at the finish line.<br><br />
Mr. Krabs: That's me. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Every night, I tuck me wallet in and tell it a bedtime story. (pulls covers over the wallet)<br><br />
goodnight, wallety. (kisses the wallet)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, ok I get the point.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, what's that you say? Me daughter Pearl needs an operation? I'll do it me self and save a nickel. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: That'll do SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
(At the reunion)<br><br />
SpongeBob: Well, here goes...wow. I've never seen so many manly naval men. So tough, so brave, so...clever. And I'm one of <br />
them!<br><br />
(at the reunion they shows a tuff man lifting Nancy on a treasure chest)<br />
Mr. Krabs: (hiding in a coral plant) No you're not. Don't blow this for me, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I won't let you down.<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: Armor Abs Krabs. Come join your navy buddies in a toast.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (high-pitched voice) Coming! (runs over to the table)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ok boys, let the SS Party drop anchor right here.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I've created a monster.<br><br />
<br />
Lockjaw Jones: Here's some grog. You still like pineapple, right?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Like pineapple? I live in one. (everyone laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: That Ol' Krabs is manly as ever.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I don't believe it. SpongeBob is pulling it off.<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: Hey Armor Abs, Ol' Iron Eye here has been itching to punch your legendary gut.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, if you think you're man enough.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh-oh, this could be bad.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Fire the torpedoes. (Iron Eye punches SpongeBob. He bounces around in the shell then comes up dizzy)<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: What do you say, Krabs? Just like old times. (SpongeBob spits out a tooth)<br><br />
<br />
Lockjaw Jones: Or two. (spits out two more teeth)<br><br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: Teeth. Now that's manly. (SpongeBob spits out his skeleton and everyone cheers)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: He did it.<br><br />
<br />
Captain: Alright me swabbys, it's time to award the trophy of manly toughness. To a man who's toughness has stewed the test <br />
of time. And that man is: Eugene 'Armor Abs' Krabs. Come up here Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: This is the best night of my life. Me naval buddies still think I'm manly. And I didn't have to shed myself.<br><br />
<br />
Naval Buddies: (chanting:) Armor Abs! Armor Abs! Armor Abs!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Thanks for the trophy everybody. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Naval Buddies: (chanting) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I...uhh...<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Say something.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let me spin you a manly yarn.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: 'Atta boy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: so there I was, in Jellyfish Fields.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I'm doomed.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Me supply of bubble soap was dangerously low. And as I blew my last bubble...<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: Did he say Jellyfish Fields?<br><br />
<br />
Iron Eye: Blowing bubbles?<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: Uhh, what were you doing in Jellyfish Fields?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why jellyfishing, of course.<br><br />
<br />
Naval Buddies: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Phone call for Mr. Krabs. (SpongeBob is confused) Get off the stage.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, well I gotta go. Uhh, thanks. (runs off the stage)<br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: Where do you think you're going? Everybody knows there's 2 things Ol' Armor Abs Krabs would never do.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh no.<br><br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: Number 1, is spend a penny. And the other one is leave without giving Ol' Torpedo Belly one of your world <br />
famous steely philly butts. Haha<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I thought you saw me through this rouse. I mean, arr, you don't think I was just gonna collect this here <br />
trophy of manly toughness without reminding you silly livers why you give it to me in the first place. Let's have it. No <br />
holding back. Give it your all.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I can't watch. (SpongeBob & Torpedo Belly butt each other in the belly and sends SpongeBob flying)<br><br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: Armor Abs? (SpongeBob flies into a sign and then back into Torpedo Belly breaking the shell. SpongeBob is <br />
revealed and everyone gets angry)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, uhh, I guess I'll take my manly toughness trophy and head home now. See you around manville boys, uhh, <br />
men.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No!! He's not Eugene Krabs. I am. (everyone gasps) Alright lads, take a good look. This is who I am. I've molted <br />
me shell and I'm vulnerable. (cries) But I'm certainly no bubble-blowing jellyfisher. No offense, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: None taken, Mr. Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: C'mon lad, let's go home.<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: Wait a minute! You've forgotten something. (hands trophy to Mr. Krabs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I don't understand.<br><br />
<br />
Mutton Chop: Admitting you lost your shell is the toughest thing I've ever seen. And, uhh, I have a confession. (rips off sideburns) These are fake! (SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs gasp)<br><br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: Over here.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You, too, Torpedo Belly?<br><br />
<br />
Torpedo Belly: Actually, I had my torpedo removed. Long ago.<br><br />
<br />
Lockjaw Jones: And these aren't the same choppers that I had in the navy.<br><br />
<br />
Iron Eye: My iron eye is actually made of Formica. (everyone laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Look at that, Mr. Krabs. You're navy buddies all had something to hide.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, poor suckers. At least my shell will grow back. (both laugh)<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Plankton]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Krabby Patty|Giant Krabby Patty]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(Open on the Krusty Krab. Fish are eating food, Mr. Krabs is painting a picture and Squidward is manning the cash register.)<br />
Mr. Krabs: Finished! At last. (Shows the picture to Squidward and SpongeBob, who is now at the chef's window.) What do you boys think of my masterpiece?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (reading the sign) New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.<br />
<br />
Squidward: (yelling) What? That is totally unfair!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than six a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or 8?<br />
(Squidward zips up the chef's window)<br />
<br />
Squidward: Zip it!<br />
(Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What the...?<br />
(The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours")<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: ...The Chum Bucket open 23 hours? So that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he?<br />
(A customer walks up to him, tray in hand.)<br />
<br />
Fish: Sure. I don't know. Why not?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, he's wrong!<br />
<br />
Fish: Oh, o.k. Sure.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: As of now, the [[Krusty Krab]] is open 24 hours.<br />
(SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Squidward? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home. I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming.<br />
(SpongeBob exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, I'm not dreaming.<br />
(Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!)<br />
<br />
Plankton: (behind the scope) Open 24 hours, eh? I knew he couldn't resist staying open later than me. (He starts walking into the Chum Bucket) My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula. (Laughs evilly. He notices after a while that his computer wife, Karen is not laughing with him.) Why aren't you laughing?<br />
<br />
Karen: I've heard this joke before.<br />
(Scene switches to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is standing near the cash register with a bell and beater in hand.)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All right, everybody. The Krusty Krab is entering day three of non-stop service! Let's give it up for day three! (The camera shows the customers of the Krusty Krab eating their food and not being swayed by Mr. Krab's excitement.) Yee haw, day three!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (inside the kitchen, holding a Krabby patty.) Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete.<br />
(Bubbles fill the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to the inside, where Mr. Krabs still is holding a bell)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Day ten of non-stop service!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (exhausted) Mr. Krabs, can I go home yet?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No one goes home!<br />
<br />
Squidward: Look at these bags under my eyes; even my bags have bags!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Quit your bellyaching, Squidward; you don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You could learn a few things from that boy.<br />
<br />
Squidward: (through his teeth) Mr. Krabs, he is not normal<br />
. (SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty.)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work.<br />
(Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob.)<br />
<br />
Plankton: Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the Sponge will crack like an egg (clenches fist), and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. (Slurps and then does an evil laugh.)<br />
(Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect.)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Eww! A spider bug.<br />
(Scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs picks up on the other line.)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab! The restaurant that never closes. Would you like to place an order? (We hear a muffled sound from Mr. Krab's phone.) 10,000 Krabby Patties! We'll start your order right away, Mr....uh, uh...What was that name again? (Muffles coming from the phone. Mr. Krabs writes his information on a piece of paper) Uh huh...Peter Lankton. Wait a minute; this isn't some kind of prank, is it?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Eh...no.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton.<br />
(Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob.)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! (Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space) I'm counting on you, boy. I need you to raise that spatular. (SpongeBob does so, enthusiastically) Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Krusty Krab!"<br />
SpongeBob: Team Krusty Krab!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away) And no breaks!<br />
SpongeBob: (Ecstatic) Did you hear that spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! (Pinches self) Wow!<br />
(Cut to a view of the ocean with a small island with some palm trees in the background. Mr. Krabs floats by as he hits his bell)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Day 15! Give it up for day 15!<br />
(SpongeBob floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: K-R-A-B-B-Y...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: 1,322...<br />
(Mr. Krabs floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Day 23! Give it up for day 23!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: 6,654...<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Day 30!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: 7,121...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: 8,659<br />
<br />
Old Man Jenkins: Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Day... anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.<br />
<br />
Squidward: Forty-three<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What the flimflam? (Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck.) What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. (SpongeBob does not answer him) Boy?<br />
(SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, hey Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Boy, I'm worried that...(Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty.) Got it?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (wiping his eyes) I'm sorry Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Sure, I said I'm worried that...(He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: (he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs) Stay back! I'm warning you!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (Starts walking towards SpongeBob) All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to...(Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, don't eat me; I'm too chewy. (Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties) Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! (Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling.)<br />
<br />
[[Krabby Patty]]: (looking at him) What?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at a normal looking fish wearing a light purple shirt)<br />
<br />
Female Companion: I told you that shirt was hideous.<br />
(SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no! I want to live! (He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open) I want to live (He's dragged back inside.)<br />
(The camera shows Squidward, exhausted.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (inside the kitchen) Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (patting SpongeBob's head) There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your<br />
<br />
[[Spat]]ular. (Hands SpongeBob his spatula)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (repeating) Spatular.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (showing SpongeBob his grill) and here's the grill.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (repeating) Grill.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (Showing SpongeBob some patties in his hands) and here are some fresh Krabby...<br />
(SpongeBob starts screaming again. When Mr. Krabs pulls the patties away, SpongeBob's scream lessens. He pulls the patties out in front of him and continues pushing and pulling them forward.)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hmm, there may be a problem after all.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What does this mean?<br />
<br />
Mr Krabs: It means there's something wrong with your head. Look, I think maybe you should see a professional.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wrestler?<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, a psychiatrist.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, but where am I going to find a psychiatrist? (A paper airplane hits him in the head) Ow! (Plankton is heading at the chef's window and then drops down. SpongeBob starts reading the paper) Hey, look at this! "Dr. Peter Lankton: Psychiatrist. Specializing in Krabby Patty phobias". Gosh, I don't know about this, Krabs; wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see...<br />
SpongeBob: Well, this looks like the place. Hello? Doctor?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. Now... Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink . Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?<br />
<br />
Plankton: Hope, hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you. (Laughs, but then clears his throat) Yeah, I mean: you'll be cured in no time.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, good.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Let's start with a simple exercise.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Jumping jacks?<br />
<br />
Plankton: I want you to close your eyes. Tighter Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I see giant Krabby Patties.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Good, and what are they made of? (He starts recording on a voice recorder)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hatred!<br />
<br />
Plankton: No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! (Grabs a piano and holds it threateningly in the air)<br />
<br />
Plankton: Wait, where'd you get that piano? (SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology.) We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm ready!<br />
<br />
Plankton: Work.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Work.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Spatula.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Spatula.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Bun.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Bun.<br />
<br />
Plankton: See, the key is to say something different than what I say.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, o.k. I've got it.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Potato<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Poh-tah-to<br />
<br />
Plankton: Tomato<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Toh-mah-to<br />
(Scene switches to SpongeBob kneeling on the floor looking at various cards.)<br />
<br />
Plankton: I've laid out some words on cards here. These words are common kitchen ingredients. I want you to arrange them in any order you choose. It could be a poem or a secret formula. I don't know…oh yes! A secret formula. Good, let's do that.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Um, you're making me nervous.<br />
<br />
Plankton: Oh, o.k. (Walks to and sits on his chair) I'll be over here, then.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm finished! (Plankton gets up and walks to SpongeBob.) I've arranged them into a piano. (The piano falls on Plankton.)<br />
<br />
Plankton: Since your mind has been resistant to every mental technique so far, I'm forced to resort to my most powerful method of curing you.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Fiber?<br />
<br />
Plankton: No, hypnosis.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hypnosis?!<br />
<br />
Plankton: (holds a ticking watch in front of him) Now, keep your eyes on this watch. When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep. One...uh, two...uh, three. (SpongeBob falls asleep) I can't believe it worked. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will awake and tell me the formula. Hey, wake up! (He clashes cymbals, blows a trumpet and beats on drums.) Hmm, what else is loud and obnoxious? Why won't you wake up?! <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Where am I?<br />
(Lights turn on and he is lying in his bed in his home. The door to his room opens and a huge Krabby Patty walks in.)<br />
Krabby Patty: Hey, SpongeBob. I heard your brain was sick, so I brought you this cookie pizza. (Hands SpongeBob a cookie pizza)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gee, thanks!<br />
<br />
Krabby Patty: And here's some chocolate milk. (Hands SpongeBob a glass of chocolate milk)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The king of flavored dairy drinks! Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.<br />
<br />
Krabby Patty: Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you right here (points to a part of SpongeBob's stomach).<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: In my heart?<br />
<br />
Krabby Patty: Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.<br />
<br />
Plankton: (In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker) Wake up!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (wakes up, yawning) It worked! I'm cured!<br />
<br />
Plankton: But what about the formula.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! (SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab) Thanks for everything, doc!<br />
<br />
Plankton: (yelling) No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work. You're still sick! Very, very sick!<br />
(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is flipping burgers normally)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, I can safely say, "No more twenty-four hour shifts", because twenty-three hours will be plenty (Laughs. SpongeBob then starts laughing). No, seriously. Get back to work!<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Flying Dutchman]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Curse this cursed, ghostly fog. I can barely see past me own nose. (gas is sprayed in his eyes then the ship is split in half after it runs into a cliff. The Flying Dutchman falls down the cliff and through a basketball hoop before hitting the ground. The ship falls onto of him into pieces then he crawls out) Me ship. (his ship turns into dust then gets out his cell phone) Hello, Roadside Assistance? I've got a bit of a flat! My location where I'll be staying? Business or residence? (sees SpongeBob go into his house) Residence. (SpongeBob is walking through his house as The Flying Dutchman comes up and scares him through the floor) Argh!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The Flying Dutchman! What are you doing in my house?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I'm stuck here while my ship is being repaired. Until then, I'm here to haunt ya! (laughs maniacally. <br />
SpongeBob screams and runs to Squidward's house)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Help! (Squidward opens the door and SpongeBob continues to <br />
knock but on Squidward's face)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ooh! Ee! Ow. Ee! Ooh!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward, you have to help me! There's a gh-gh-gh, a ghost in my house!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you, I don't believe in ghosts, and I never liked you.<br />
<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! You gotta help me! The Flying Dutch... <br />
his rock) man. Gary! (opens his door and gasps) Don't you dare hurt my little Gary!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Aw, I just wanted to pet the little guy. There, there. Dutchie's not gonna hurt ya. I love me a good <br />
snail. (eats Gary. Spongebob screams and rips off the sides of his head)<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Nothing better than giving a good scare! Argh! (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: It's okay, Gary. (fire surrounds the Flying Dutchman and SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Don't get too comfortable! (cut to SpongeBob walking up to his house, which is set on fire. SpongeBob does <br />
not get scared. Cut to bedtime)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Goodnight, Gary. (his nose starts to itch so a tentacle scratches it. SpongeBob pulls off his covers to reveal <br />
him as an octopus. He screams while the Flying Dutchman laughs. Cut to SpongeBob opening up the refrigerator to a monster <br />
popping out and scaring him. Both laugh. Cut to SpongeBob looking in the mirror when in the reflection only, a monster eats <br />
him. He sighs and walks off. Cut to him eating cereal, which are eyeballs. He sighs and walks off again)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Hmm? (SpongeBob walks up and opens a drawer then sighs and takes out the skeleton in it. As he's walking out, a monster pops out from underneath the floor and tries to scare SpongeBob but it doesn’t. The monster turns into other monsters, and even Sherlock Holmes, but still nothing is working) Hmm?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Umm, Dutchie, is this gonna be much longer?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Why aren't you freakin' out, lad?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, you've been here a while, and, uhh, I've seen all your tricks.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: What are you trying to say?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Eh.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I know when I'm washed up. I've been doing the same material for years. Scaring is a young man's game. It's time to give up the ghost. No pun intended.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, no, no. I meant that I'm just used to it, that's all.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Don't lie to me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You just gotta scare someone other than me.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Hmm... (scene cuts to Mattress Discount)<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Mind if I test it out? (hops onto the mattress) Yeah, this does feel comfortable. (doorbell rings)<br><br />
<br />
Mattress Salesman: Would you excuse me for a moment? (fish on the mattress falls asleep as the Flying Dutchman tries to <br />
scare him. Nothing is working)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ah, forget it. (Mattress Salesman comes back)<br />
<br />
Mattress Salesman: So, what do you think? (fish screams. Scene cuts to The Flying Dutchman trying to scare a little girl <br />
jumping rope. The jump rope hits him back)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: It's official. I'm not scary anymore.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Just what kinda talk is that? You're just off your game, that's all.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Maybe I just need a break. Take some time off, you know?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sure, relax a little.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Maybe stay with a friend for a while. On a comfy couch in a pineapple. Just for a little while <br />
longer? 'Til I get back on my feet?<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: 6 Months Later...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, champ! How's it... <br />
<br />
Monster: Turn it up...<br><br />
<br />
Monster #2: Turn the knob up.<br><br />
<br />
Monster #3: Whoo!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Who'd guess we have so much in common? You like teddy bears; I like teddy bears. You like ponies; I like <br />
ponies!<br />
<br />
Nancy: Is that a wedding ring?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What is going on around here?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Come on, SpongeBob, don't be a stick in the mud!<br><br />
<br />
Ghost: Look out below! (riding on a motorcycle down the stairs and crashing into SpongeBob’s wall) How was that?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Even better the third time.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no! Everyone, get out!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Alrighty, boys, party's over. Time to scoot honey. (everyone leaves)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Dutchie! Do you gonna spend eternity on this couch?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Well, it is comfy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Look in the mirror. You're a ghost of your former self!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ah, you're right, Spongebob. I'm pathetic.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, you are. But we're going to raise you up from your squalled conditions through the use of visual aids. <br />
Watch now. (SpongeBob puts a tape into the VCR)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: What in barnacles is it?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: A journey into self-awareness. (on the tape is a fish that uses a square hammer on a gong. An eagle flies <br />
through some mountains and screams. Then some fish, wearing robes and roller skating, skate in a straight line)<br><br />
<br />
Fish: The power within. The power within. (last fish holds a medallion up)<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: (whispering) The power within. The power within. The power within. The power within. (the man multiples into a <br />
blue, red, and green being of himself) The power within. The power within. (picks up some dirt) The power within! Yeah.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: That was beautiful!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Now get off of that couch and into your clothes, Dutchman! It's time to get serious. (cut to later that night <br />
where an elderly fish lady is walking by some seaweed, where Spongebob and The Flying Dutchman are hiding behind) Let's <br />
start you off easy. You think you can take that old lady down there?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: What are you kidding me? Scaring her is too easy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Now that's The Flying Dutchman I know. Let's see you put those words into action.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: No problemo, compadre. (thunder claps while the Dutchman screams at the old lady) Yargh!<br><br />
<br />
Old Lady: Lonnie is that you?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: What? No! 'Tis I, the ominous Flying Dutchman! (screams)<br><br />
<br />
Old Lady: Lonnie, there's this great new product called toothpaste. I think you should try it. (cut to Spongebob flying on <br />
the Flying Dutchman's back. They spot a gym)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Let's hit it. (The Flying Dutchman, goes through the wall but Spongebob does not, smashing into the wall. <br />
Inside, Larry the Lobster is lifting weights. Then he looks into the mirror)<br><br />
<br />
Larry: Dude, look at your pecks! You're phenomenal! Truly a hard body. Look at those guns. (Flying Dutchman attempts to <br />
scare him. Larry gasps)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (chuckles) Now he's got him.<br><br />
<br />
Larry: My altissimo dorsi has gone flabby! I gotta get to a rolling machine. (leaves)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ah. It's no use, Spongebob. I can't seem to scare anyone. Maybe people just don't believe in ghosts <br />
anymore.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wait a minute! I think you gave me the answer to all your problems! (whispers into The Flying Dutchman's <br />
ears) ...goblins...guilt trip....<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Tentacles: Squidward! Squidward!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: What's going on?<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Tentacles: Why haven't you called me?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Mother?<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Tentacles: Why haven't you called your mother?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Uh, Squiddums loves his mama.<br><br />
<br />
Mrs. Tentacles: Why don't you call me then? Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I heard you don't believe in ghosts!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ghosts?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: As in the Flying Dutchman! (tosses Squidward against the wall)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: There's no such thing as ghosts. No such thing.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: No such thing as ghosts? No such thing as ghosts?! You don't believe in ghosts?! (floor turns into liquid. <br />
Another ghost pops up and eats Squidward sending him into a light that spits him back into his house. A giant Spongebob is <br />
sitting there breathing in and out really hard)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Spongebob?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ooh, scary!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No! No! That's impossible! (runs out of his house) Ghosts! Ghosts!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Dutchie, it worked! You got your scare back!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: And me confidence, too. Now I feel like I can scare the living criminy out of anybody! All thanks to you, <br />
my boy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: And, maybe your ship will be repaired soon.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Actually, I have a confession, SpongeBob. My ship's been done for three months now. Well, it was nice <br />
rooming with ya. (flies back up to his ship) Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I left you a little something something for all your <br />
trouble. Now, it's time for me to ruin more souls. (ships sails off. Spongebob opens the package. A hand grabs him and <br />
pulls him in. Spongebob laughs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Good Ol' Dutchie!<br />
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Episode Article: [[Not Normal]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*Mr. Normal<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ooh... What the...now?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: La, la, la... La-la-la, la, la-la-la...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Stop! What could you possibly be trying to do this time?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm not trying to do anything. I'm just having a decent morning.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: By running around and screaming like a banshee?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, a banshee screams like this: Ahh...<br />
<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: There are two kinds of people. There are people that are normal. Then there's you. <br />
<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Yes, really! Maybe you should start being a little more normal! Doh...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm not normal? Squidward? <br />
How does one become normal?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, how about you start by... (cut to shot of outside Squidward's house where Squidward kicks SpongeBob through <br />
the roof) getting away from me, you little creature!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What's wrong with me? I need to understand normal! "How to be Normal". Hm, this video should help.<br><br />
<br />
TV: Are you tired of being called a freak? Do people throw you out of their homes? Well, do they?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, yes, and yes.<br><br />
<br />
TV: Then join me as I take you on a "Journey into Normality".<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob:(tranfixed) Normaaaality.<br><br />
<br />
TV: The life of a normal person is rather simple Here is <br />
your typical average Joe on his way to work. See how he is dressed. (hair is combed neatly) Even his hair is boring. Notice his features, nice and smooth without a crater or freckle to be seen.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Craters and freckles?<br><br />
<br />
TV: In his office space, Mr.. Normal, at least that's what it says on his name tag works at a steady and monotonous pace just <br />
as all the other normals do. Take note of how they communicate with each other.<br><br />
<br />
Mr.. Normal: Hi, how are you?<br><br />
<br />
TV: At the end of the day Mr.. Normal packs his things and goes home to merrily start the cycle again in the morning.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah...<br><br />
<br />
(cut to next day at the [[Krusty Krab]])<br><br />
<br />
Customer: I want one [[Krabby Patty]].<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, great. SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty. (bells rings as the food tray is presented to Squidward) What, no <br />
annoying blurbs today? (looks through the empty kitchen window) Hmm strangely quiet. (walks into the kitchen to get a cup of <br />
water but as he is getting the drink, he notices the office space behind him) SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, how are you?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: What's the meaning of this?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I took your advice. From now on, I'm normal. (shows nametag that reads "Hello I'm Normal")<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Normal, huh?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yup.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, really?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yup.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Whatever. I know you're just waiting to say something stupid.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wonderful weather we're having.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Uh, yes, it is.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ok, see you around.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Yeah, I'll uh...see you. (door opens)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing sitting around? We need Krabby Patties out there.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, sir. I'll do it normally.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey? (computer beeping. SpongeBob types up an order for 1 Krabby Patty and the machine comes out with one) Wow, <br />
that's all it takes these days, huh? Can you do more? (walks to the back of the machine as it shoots hundreds of Krabby <br />
Patties at him) Oh, my. It's like printing money.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I wonder what got into SpongeBob. And what the heck is that? Whose <br />
house is this?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (walks up to his house) Hi, how are you?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (slaps himself. Cut to next day at the Krusty Krab where Squidward walks into the kitchen and greets SpongeBob) Hi, <br />
SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi, how are you?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Good, just coming by to get a drink.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wonderful weather we're having.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: It sure is.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ok, see you 'round.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Yeah... See ya. (c Oh, my. (slurps) I could get used to this. (music throughout the montage of <br />
events happening, such as customers ordering and Squidward telling SpongeBob. SpongeBob delivers food onto tray and makes the <br />
patties out of the computer. Mr. Krabs watches on and jumps around with money in his hand)<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: Three weeks later...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: There you are, sir. (watch beeps) Oh, yes it's time again. I've been meaning to say this but I've come to <br />
appreciate your demeanor lately.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You know it's a funny thing, Squidward. I smoothed out the edges of my personality and the rest just followed suit. <br />
Now I am utterly normal. (cut to a customer biting into his flat Krabby Patty but all he is eating is paper. He takes it out of his mouth)<br><br />
<br />
Customer #2: Ugh, that ain't right. I will never spend money here again.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Never?<br><br />
<br />
Customer #3: Come on, guys, these patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Wait, where're you going? (paper krabby patty lands on his nose) SpongeBob! What are you doing back here? Do you <br />
expect the customers to eat this? And now, thanks to you, they're leaving in boat loads. (customers are rowing out of the <br />
restaurant in boats)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Maybe this thing is out of ink.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) No, boy, you're missing the point. You can't make Krabby Patties with ink and paper. You gotta put your <br />
heart in it, boy. Now get back to making them patties the right way and stop acting so dull.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What you call dull I call normal.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, till you decide to start making them patties the way only you can I want you out of my place.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (walks out of the Krusty Krab) I guess the decision to be normal was more life changing than I thought. (walks up <br />
to Patrick who is reading a paper at the bus stop) Hi, how are you?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: What happened to you?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I got normal.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Whatever that means. Hey, SpongeBob, what do you say we charge into Jellyfish Fields nets a-blaze? (takes two <br />
jellyfish nets out of his pockets)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's do something normal like window shopping.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Let's do this... (groans as he makes his head come out of the side of his stomach) Yeah-ha. Hey, your turn.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I think I'll pass. But I do need to defragment my hard drive. Would you like to help?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, listen...when you decide to do something fun you know where to find me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ok, see you around. (rings Squidward's door bell) Hi, how are you?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I never thought I'd hear myself say this but please come in, SpongeBob. (Squidward pours tea into SpongeBob's cup)<br />
<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Thank you. Tell me, what are you doing cooped up in here when the weather outside is so normal.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, today is dusting day. The day I dust my 483 self-portraits.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, that's something you don't see in the average house.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You know, SpongeBob, it's ok to be a little different. (slurps his tea)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: And you know what else is abnormal? Your nose -- it's all bulbous and flappy. Your eyes are a little odd, too. <br />
Looks like your whole face could use some work. Yeah, there we go. (SpongeBob turned Squidward's face into a real live Squidward face) See? Looking normal already.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: What the...?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: One more thing, Squidward. You don't wear pants. (Squidward kicks him out of his house)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: And stay out of my home. (slams the door then looks in the mirror and pokes his nose a little)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, what happened? I lost my job and my best friend and now I'm too normal for Squidward. Maybe I have taken this <br />
normal thing too far. No problem, SpongeBob. You made yourself normal. Now all you have to do is reweird yourself. All it'll <br />
take is a mental adjustment and some tight clenching. Now focus... (groans) and clench. (groans so much his eyes pop out) Oh, <br />
well, if I'm going to get weird I'm going to need to see a professional. (cut to Patrick's house)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (tongue is twisted around) Look at my tongue. (tongue un-twists itself)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's very nice, Patrick, but I need you to retrain me. I want to be abnormal again.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Huh, I don't think you have what it takes.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Please, Patrick. If anyone can teach me the arcane art of the weird, it's you. Teach me how to be me, again.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: It won't be easy but I'll do it.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, thank you, Patrick!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: But first, I'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and I'll need you to remove your trousers. (cut to people <br />
laughing at SpongeBob who is only in his underwear)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm feeling very self-conscious right now.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (spraying water) Try to concentrate on your first lesson in weird. (throws SpongeBob onto the streak of water) See <br />
you on the other side, buddy! (SpongeBob grunts as both Patrick and SpongeBob are sliding on a water trail that lead to a ramp <br />
on a flatbed truck that launches them into the Bikini Bottom zoo)<br><br />
<br />
Kid: Mommy, mommy... what are those things?<br><br />
<br />
Mom: Those are undesirables, honey. We only talk to normal people. (mom and two kids walk off)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, the weird therapy is working. Your craters are coming back. We just have to keep pushing the boundaries. <br />
We've gotta get stranger. (cut to Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob is riding on Patrick's back like a horse and catches a <br />
jellyfish in the net. Another crater comes back. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick licking the sand and as SpongeBob is licking, <br />
his nose grows back to normal size. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob standing on their hands) Talk backwards.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Chap beru suoy era? (SpongeBob's legs and arms are back to normal. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick eating secret <br />
krabby sauce with their feet. SpongeBob's teeth appear. But then something is happening to SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: What's happening? The final transformation. (SpongeBob transforms back into his normal state)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: What happened?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't know. I guess I became permanently normal.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: No!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (crying) I don't wanna be normal. (knock on door)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Go away.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Normal is not worth it.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: We're in mourning.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (Patrick's rock begins to open) It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob. (Squidward is in a normal state) Hi, how are you? (SpongeBob is so scared and shocked at how Squidward looks that he screams himself back into his weird self)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, I guess Squidward's normal looks scared me back to my original form. Thanks, buddy, you saved my life.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Wonderful weather we're having, hm?<br><br />
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SpongeBob: It sure is, buddy. It sure is. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)<br />
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Episode Article: [[I'm with Stupid]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[Patrick]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Marty]]<br />
*[[Janet]]<br />
*[[Herb]]<br />
*[[Margie]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
(SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick's houses are seen. Patrick's house is shaking. SpongeBob knocks on it. Every time he does it closes. He opens it himself. Patrick is cleaning. He featherdusts SpongeBob.)<br />
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Patrick: Need...furniture! (makes a lamp post model)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick, what's with the home improvement? (Patrick continues to clean) Hey, Patrick! Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing. But I can see you're busy having an episode.<br><br />
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Patrick: (stops cleaning. his face turns mad.) Do you know whatm SpongeBob? It's all fun and games for you. Nothing really matters. (imitates SpongeBob) Why, let's go jellyfishing! It's not like we have any work to do! Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews! And nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe! Or fabricate!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: But, Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate!<br><br />
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Patrick: (starts crying) I don't know what to do, SpongeBob! You've got to help me!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: (gasps) Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we'll get the funnel.<br><br />
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Patrick: It's not that, SpongeBob. It's worse.<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Darn, I liked the funnel. Then what is it?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Look! (takes out a rolled-up piece of paper from his belly button)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, a note! (a sixteenth note is shown)<br><br />
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Patrick: Turn it over, there's a letter! (the letter B is shown)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're right!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: And, I got this message from my parents!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Your parents? (reads the note out loud) Dear Patrick, your mom and I are coming out tomorrow for Starfish Day. Please try to remember, but not too hard, or you'll hurt yourself like last time. Love, Daddy.<br><br />
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Patrick: SpongeBob, my parents think I'm dumber than a bag of diapers.<br><br />
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SpongeBob: No, they don't, Patrick. They just like to push your buttons. Beep!<br><br />
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Patrick: (laughing) That one cheered me up. At least for today.<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick, if your parents think you're dumb, then they must not know what dumb really is.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: But don't they watch television?<br><br />
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SpongeBob: That's what I'm saying, Pat! If they got to meet a real dummy, they'd realize what a genius you really are!<br><br />
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Patrick: But don't genies live in a lamp? And besides, we don't know andy dumb people. Don't worry, Patrick! I'll be the dummy! When your parents see how dumb I act, they'll think you're the smartest guy ever!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Math is power!<br />
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(cut to the next day. Patrick is in front of his mirror.)<br />
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Patrick: A B C D E F G...(doorbell rings) Oh! It must be them!<br><br />
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Janet: Can I get the bullhorn again, Marty?<br><br />
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Patrick: The what? (Marty is so bored from banging that he still knocks on Patrick's head) Hi Mom, Hi Dad!<br><br />
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Marty: Son! You recognized us this time!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Why wouldn't I recognize my own parents?<br><br />
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Marty: Son, you never were a bright one. (Patrick wonders. Marty laughs) Aren't you gonna show us inside?<br><br />
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Janet: He probably forgot where it is!<br><br />
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Patrick: Well I know where it...<br><br />
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Marty: Oh. Let me lead the way so we don't get lost. (Patrick, Marty and Janet hold hands) Ok, son, hold hands now! (inside the house) Ok, we're almost there! Let go on three. One...two...three!<br><br />
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Janet: Good job!<br><br />
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Marty and Janet: Pats for Patrick! (both laugh)<br><br />
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Patrick: I'll go get the beverages. (Patrick holds a tray full of drinks)<br><br />
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Marty: Wow, son! You put the drinks in something this time! Ah, son, you must have been working all night to put these together for us!<br><br />
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Janet and Marty: We love you! (both kiss Patrick)<br><br />
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Patrick: (doorbell rings) Hooray, the idiot is here! I mean, I'll get it!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Protective helmet, check.<br><br />
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Gary: Meow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm supposed to look stupid, Gary!<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow? (goes back to SpongeBob's house)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: What could go wrong? (Patrick's rock opens)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: What a surprise!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Mom, Dad, meet my neighbor, SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi.<br><br />
<br />
Marty: Hello there!<br><br />
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Janet: How do you do?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi. (walks to Patrick's parents)<br><br />
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Marty: Put it there. (SpongeBob puts a doll on his hand)<br><br />
<br />
Doll: Mama! Mama!<br />
<br />
Patrick: He means "shake". (SpongeBob shakes his entire body) No, SpongeBob, no! Shake hands! (SpongeBob shakes both his hands) No, SpongeBob! Grab my dad's hand. (puts both his hands and his left leg on Marty's hand) Garb it with only one hand! (puts his left leg and hand down) Good boy! Now move your arm up and down! (he moves his elbow up and down. Patrick giggles.)<br><br />
<br />
Janet: Well, SpongeBob. Do you live nearby?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hi.<br />
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Patrick: No, SpongeBob. Show him your house! (reveals a blouse) No, not your blouse! Your house! (SpongeBob runs over to his house)<br><br />
<br />
Janet: He lives in a fruit?<br><br />
<br />
Marty: That's unhealthy.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (giggling)Hey, SpongeBob! Do you want to stay for dinner! (SpongeBob does some weird thing.)<br />
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(Patrick, Marty and Janet are watching television while eating TV dinners)<br />
<br />
Marty: Does he always do that after he eats?<br />
<br />
Patrick: Only on Wednesdays. (reveals SpongeBob pushing his nose to reveal his underwear. SpongeBob makes an alarm sound after that. Patrick giggles.)<br><br />
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Marty: (starts giggling with Patrick) Um, Patrick, I think your friend might be broken.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah. It would take more than masking tape to fix that guy. (SpongeBob balances on his nose while making a fire truck sound. Makes other various sounds)<br><br />
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Marty: Whoa! Do you think he'll be okay?<br><br />
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Patrick: Oh, that's nothing. You sould see him in the morning. Prancing around yelling "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" He drives all the neighbors crazy! Why, just the other day, our neighbor Squidward was...(SpongeBob crashes into the walls. It's really not help for him. I mean, look at the way he dresses. Only someone with holes drilled in their head would wear that stuff! And how about his shape! I mean, I've heard of barrel-chested, but not box-chested! (Janet, Marty and Patrick laugh. SpongeBob frowns) Hey, SpongeBob do you have any maskara I could borrow? (makes his eyebrows sound like elastic rubber bands)<br><br />
<br />
Marty: The boy wears make-up?<br><br />
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Janet: What a car!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! Patrick!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Awe, he said my name.<br><br />
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Marty: Wow, how'd you train him to do that?<br><br />
<br />
(SpongeBob is mad. He bites Patrick's finger)<br />
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Patrick: Ow! He bit me!<br?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, meet me in the kitchen!<br><br />
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Patrick: Oh, I guess the dummy wants to have a private conversation. (Janet and Marty laugh) A dumb one! (in the kitchen) So, what's in your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing! See, that's funny. Cause your dumb!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick, could you let up on the insults just a little bit?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, were those too complicated for you? I'll try summing them down.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, I get the feeling that you think you I really am a dumb! (Patrick is now wearing a T-shirt reading "I'm with the dummy" pointing at SpongeBob)<br><br />
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Patrick: That's just what I thought you would say. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. (Patrick drools)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: I'm only pretending to be dumb! It was our plan, remember!<br><br />
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Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, if only you could understand how stupid you sound right now when you talk of imaginary plans. Tell you what. You've got me in a good mood. I'll humor you. Go on, go on, ask "smart" for everyone.<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Ok, I will! (takes off his helmet)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: And don't worry, I'll keep this warm for you!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: (in front of Janet and Marty) I have a confession to make. I lied about being stupid. I acted like a fool so you would appreciate Patrick a little bit more. I know how to talk and eat and do laundry. I even seperate the darks and the whites. So let's say we try again. Hi! My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. And I am not a dummy.<br><br />
<br />
Marty: (laughs) Amazing! Three minutes in the kitchen and our son has taught him to speak in complete sentences.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: It wasn't easy, dad!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But...<br><br />
<br />
Janet: Looks like it's time for your next lesson, young man!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Now you listen to me! I'm not dumb! I have a brain! See, here's a picture of it!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: That must be actual size!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No! It's normal size. It's simply functional, watch. (writes on Patrick's chalkboard) 2 plus 2 equals 4.<br />
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Marty: Wow, son! You taught him math too!<br><br />
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SpongeBob: No!<br />
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Marty: And you thought him to sing! (SpongeBob gets mad) And now he's short-circuiting!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (imagines them laughing hard. he imagines him inside Janet, who is laughing, inside Marty, who is also laughing, inside Patrick, who is also laughing, inside his eye. he screams in real life and runs away to his house)<br><br />
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Marty: You know, son, I know when it comes to crisis, well, you're a three-wad. But that guy! He's a wet man in a dark cape. He even makes phone operators seem smart! But more importantly, son, you've shown me how much of a quick-witted boy you've become (hugs him) I feel like I'm really seeing you for the first time. Isn't that right, Janet?<br><br />
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Janet: You bet! Marty!<br><br />
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Patrick: (his eyes widen) Janet? Marty? Who are you people?!<br><br />
<br />
Janet: Marty! I'm scared! (doorbell rings)<br> <br />
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Squidward: Excuse me. Does this lovely couple belong to you? They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick?" all day! It's driving me nuts!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Mom! Dad!<br><br />
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Herb: Wow, son! You actually recognized us this time.<br><br />
<br />
Margie: And you remembered to get dressed today! (Patrick, Herb and Margie laugh)<br><br />
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Marty: Oh, that's right, honey. We don't have a son.<br><br />
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Janet: Oh yeah! (both walk away. Herb, Margie and Patrick are inside Patrick's house. The house closes.)<br />
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{{Slogan}}</div>24.106.28.226http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Krabby_LandEpisode Transcript: Krabby Land2008-10-24T16:48:30Z<p>24.106.28.226: </p>
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Episode Article: [[Krabby Land (Episode)|Krabby Land]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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SpongeBob: (reads the newspaper while sipping some coffee) Ah, I don't know how you do it, Gere Bear, but that's the best cup of French toast I've ever had.<br><br />
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Gary: (sits at the counter) Meow.<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Well, time to punch that clock. (puts his hat on and walks into the living room) But not before checking my motivational Quote-a-Day calendar. (calendar reads 'June 21') You are a winner. (hugs himself then looks back at the calendar and gasps) And today's the first day of summer! (cut to the Krusty Krab where Squidward is at the register, bored. SpongeBob walks through the doors <br />
with a pink flower around his head. He tosses flower buts into the air) Happy first day of summer, <br />
<br />
Squidward! (walks over to Squidward) Care to join me for solstice caroling? (sings in a high voice) Walking in the grass, it's so fine, don't need shoes in the summertime! (tosses flower buds at Squidward)<br><br />
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Squidward: I'm not much of a summer person, SpongeBob.<br><br />
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Mr. Krabs: Davy Jones on the jib! Do my ears deceive me? Is it really the first day of summer? Is it?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (chuckles) Yeah.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (does a few back flips in the air) Whee-hoo! (runs over to the window)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (walks up to him) Gee Mr. K., you sure have a scorching case of summer fever! (turns around) What is it about summertime that makes us so happy? The firefly-lit nights, the intoxicating aroma of a charcoal briquette, the hypnotic sound of a lawnmower running over a flip-flop?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: The money!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The money?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Er, uh... I mean, uh... the children!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh.<br><br />
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Mr. Krabs: You see, boy, during the summer, the children are excused from their classes, a recess commonly referred to as summer break. (sits down on a barrel and SpongeBob sits on his lap)<br><br />
SpongeBob: Tell me more about summer break. (a school bell rings and all the kids run out of the school)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. (a child runs by with a full pocket of coins) Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. (pulls down a menu) I guess that's what I like best. (puts a sticker labeled '4.99' next to the Kiddie Meal) Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. (goes over to the front window) Come here, you little piggies!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I've been taught the true meaning of summer.<br><br />
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Narrator: Later...<br><br />
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SpongeBob: Almost closing time, Mr. K.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What? But that's impossible. (sobs) What about the money? I mean uh... uh... what about the children? I guess summer isn't coming this year.<br><br />
SpongeBob: Hey, maybe they're all at that new playground over there.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Playground? Luring away me young customers. Warm up the boat, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: See anything, Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, they're here, all right. Just look at them, SpongeBob. So weak and malnourished. With nobody trying to sell 'em nothing. Breaks me heart. (cries) No! I've got nothing to live for, <br />
SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The way you drove the boat while lying on the ground was kind of cool.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: True. But that's not gonna get these munchkins away from this playground. Unless... hmmm... see you tomorrow, boy. Got a lot of work to do. (drives off)<br><br />
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SpongeBob: You got it, Mr. Krabs... hey! Another day, another dollar. Gee, I wonder what Mr. Krabs has been up to since I saw him last and then went home to do nothing of particular interest 'til this very moment. Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're just in time for the grand unveiling of Krabby Land.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Krabby Land, sir?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yes, Krabby Land. (holds up a sign) Where a kid can have fun for the right price. (laughs) Welcome to the Krusty Krab, young man. What's your name?<br><br />
<br />
Kid: Monroe.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Nice to meet you, Monroe. <br><br />
<br />
Monroe: Whee!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Mmm... a-ha! (gets dollar signs in his eyes) Okay, money. I mean, err... children. It's time for the grand unveiling of... money. I mean, Krabby Land! Okay, kids, now promise Uncle Krabs that if you get hungry while you're playing, you'll come inside for some delicious, nutritious Krabby Patties.<br><br />
<br />
Kids: We promise.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All right, here we go! I give you... Krabby Land!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Yeah! (kids' cheers soon turn into frowns and boos. The play area is a bunch of cheap rides that break down. Some kids try the rides but they collapse as they try them)<br><br />
<br />
Kid: Whoa! Ooh, where am I?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Eh... that reminds me. I forgot to give you Everyone who hands theirs back gets to meet the one and only Krabby the Clown!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Yay!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Have fun and don't forget to eat plenty of vitamin-enriched Krabby Patties. (holds up a Krabby Patty) Krabby the Clown's favorite meal.<br><br />
<br />
Kids: We want Krabby! We want Krabby!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Where is Krabby, Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: He'll be here after I count their money. Just stall 'em.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Stall 'em? How do I do that?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I don't know. Be entertaining.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (turns around and laughs at the kids) Hey, kids! (waves but the kids are angry)<br><br />
<br />
Monroe: You're not Krabby the Clown.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, I'm not. I'm, uh... (puts on a mask) I'm Krabby's beloved sidekick, the Krabby <br />
<br />
Patty..Umm... Burglar!<br><br />
<br />
Kid: Lame.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Krabby will be here soon. He, uh, had to take the bus. But in the meantime, let's have some fun! You kids like bubbles? <br><br />
<br />
Monroe: No.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, you've never seen my bubbles. Voila! A bubble shaped like a jellyfish. How 'bout that?<br><br />
<br />
Kid: Still lame.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (dips wand again) Okay, prepare to be blown back on your tailfins. (blows a unicorn bubble) Ta-da! (kid pops the bubble) Uh... huh.<br><br />
<br />
Kids: You stink, bring on the clown!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Okay, uh... and now for a finale!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh! My eyes! Ahh! Whoa! (crashes into The Pit of Doom which is actually a dumpster then swings over a tire. Lands in a pool of bowling balls then the tire lands on him. Kids start to laugh) They seem to respond to me being in pain. They enjoy other people's misery. Hey kids, check this out. (picks up his bubble wand and dips it in the bubble soap then throws the wand away. Pours all the bubble soap in his eyes) Ahh!<br> <br />
<br />
Kids: Woo-hoo!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I got 'em right where I want 'em.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Woo-hoo! Yeah!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha! (SpongeBob walks up to a muscular guy and hands him some money. The muscular guy hits him with a big hammer. SpongeBob gives the thumbs up) Yeah, woo! (muscular guy smashes SpongeBob with a wrecking ball) Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (SpongeBob gives a thumbs-up. Later, SpongeBob is tied to two poles with a muscular guy holding a can of lima beans) Ahh! (muscular guy shoves a spoonful of lima beans in SpongeBob’s mouth. All the kids cheer)<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (being used as a ball in the two muscular guys' ping pong game) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Yay! Yeah! (SpongeBob is in two pieces but gives two thumbs up. Cut to Mr. Krabs' office where he is counting the money he has received from the kids. SpongeBob enters his office in pieces)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ugh, Mr. Krabs? I can't take any more of this stalling stuff.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Always thinking about yourself. Get out there and stall! What happened to your arms and legs, boy?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The kids are using them as... boomerangs.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Boomerangs? Oh no! They might break my windows!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What are we gonna do?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, now that all their money's counted, tell them Krabby has just arrived!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (hops on top of the table) Really? He's here? (bounces up and down) Oh, boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Get out there and tell 'em!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (walks outside) Listen everybody. Krabby the Clown is in the building!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Yay!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Who do you want?<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Krabby!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: When do you want him?<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Now! Krabby, krabby, krabby! (all running up to Mr. Krabs) Krabby! Hooray!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey kids! Are you ready to meet Krabby the Clown?<br />
<br />
Kids and SpongeBob: Yay!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: All right, here you go! (turns around with a blue nose and tie on) Hey kids! Uh... thank you all for coming! Thank you. Eat plenty of Krabby Patties! (laughs and walks back toward his office) Ah, Krabs, you've done it again!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'll say you have.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (turns around) SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (frowning) How could you, Mr. Krabs? You promised these children Krabby the Clown, but all I saw out there was... Cheapy the Cheapskate!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey, I ain't cheap! (takes off his fake nose and rubs the blue paint off it) Now take this tomato back to the kitchen before it spoils.<br><br />
SpongeBob: But what about the true meaning of summer? What about the children?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (walks to the window) The children? I don't care about the children. (starts to climb out the window) I just care about their parents' money. Ah, the fact that their feeble minds are easily manipulated by cheap playgrounds and talentless clowns is no skin off my nose. (climbs out) Survival of the fittest, SpongeBob! Survival of the fittest. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
Kid: Ahem.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Huh? (children are standing behind him) Oh, hey kids. (smiles) Uh... Uncle Krabs has to go to the bank now. Heh.<br><br />
<br />
Monroe: Get him! (all the kids run after him)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (inside, sounds of Mr. Krabs getting beat up by the kids is heard) Aw, I suppose I'll never know the true meaning of summer. I thought I knew it once, but that was a long, long time ago.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You mean this morning?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah. (a noise is heard outside)<br><br />
<br />
Monroe: Come on outside, Mr. SquarePants. It's a summer miracle!<br><br />
<br />
Kids: (money is falling from the sky) Yay! Hooray!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, thousands of dollars fluttering in the breeze. I guess that's the true meaning of summer.<br><br />
<br />
Kids: Hooray! (a kid on top of the Krusty Krab is throwing money down)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs? He's missing out on all the summer fun.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (is tied to poles like SpongeBob was earlier) Let me go! I gotta get some of that green stuff! (a muscular guy places a spoon of lima beans in front of him) No, not that green stuff! (a lima bean truck backs up) No!, Oh No!<br />
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of "Night of the Robot." (TV shows a guy running from a bot. SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on.<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. (scene cuts to SpongeBob <br />
lying in his bed, whimpering and shivering) What if Mom is a robot? What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? What if Gary is a <br />
robot? Gary? (Gary is sleeping) Psst, Gary? Gere-Bear? (pokes Gary's eye, causing him to wake up)<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right?<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. (goes to sleep. Dreams about running <br />
from the robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob in the kitchen, <br />
panting) Robot! Oh my gosh! (robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket) Huh? (chuckles <br />
nervously)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: How about a little music to count me money to? (turns on the radio that is next to him)<br><br />
<br />
Radio DJ: And now for the #1 song in Bikini Bottom: "Electric Zoo." (tehcno beat is heard)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's <br />
music. (scene cuts to kitchen. A buzzer goes off) I surrender! Oh.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob screams. His hat flies onto Squidward's nose)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (takes off the hat and puts it back on SpongeBob’s head) I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, I'm waiting for #17's order!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: #17 -- (holds up a tray with food) Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Gary if he was a robot! Pretty <br />
funny, huh?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (sarcastically) Hilarious. Just deliver the food.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (delivers the food to the customer) There you go! Enjoy your...say, you're not a robot, are you?<br><br />
<br />
Customer: No, I'm not.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere. Back to work! (walks by Mr. Krabs' office)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That sounds like Mr. Krabs. (peeks in the window)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Come on, little buddy, play it again. (shakes his radio) Please? One more time, for me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That was strange. Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged". (laughs) If I didn't <br />
know better, I'd say he was... (scene zooms in on SpongeBob) ...a robot. Nah.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (calls the radio station) Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again.<br><br />
<br />
Radio DJ: Hmmm...which one, man?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."<br />
<br />
Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo, boo-boo-bop? Bee-boo-boo-bop? Boo-boo-bee-bop? Not "bee-boo-boo-beep"? Bop? Beep?! Boo-boo-bop! <br />
(SpongeBob screams)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... (scene zooms in on <br />
him) ...a robot? Nah. (peeks into the window again and sees Mr. Krabs dancing on his desk. He jumps onto Squidward's arms) <br />
Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! Mr. Krabs...talking to radio...beeping sounds...strange dancing... robot!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (picks up SpongeBob off his arms) That's great, SpongeBob. Why don't you work on this problem back in the <br />
kitchen? (throws him in the kitchen but SpongeBob reappears beside him. Squidward is confused and looks around for how he <br />
did it)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward! Mr. Krabs is a robot. And I can prove it, too.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: How did you...?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's see, in the movie the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Umm...yeah, sure.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Squidward?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the <br />
pirate movie?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Why?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" (laughs but no one else is) Arr! Because it's...about...pirates.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (gasps) Not even a chuckle. See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (scene <br />
zooms in on him) ...a robot.<br><br><br />
<br />
Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason <br />
you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's the final test, Squidward -- the love test. Robots can't love.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No, wait, SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What is it, SpongeBob?!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.<br><br />
SpongeBob: (gulps) Squidward? (Mr. Krabs is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! (takes out the batteries) Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know! <br />
I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. (puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings sending Mr. Krabs to a pot of <br />
boiling water) Me hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up a pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Papa. (takes the <br />
gg out of the water with his tongs) Gotcha! And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? (sprinkles a little <br />
salt on it)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (breaks the eggs and spills salt in his eyes. He screams) Oh, my eyes!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr... (Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob’s mouth)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ok, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? (Mr. Krabs opens the office door, screaming in pain from <br />
his red eyes, where the salt spilled. SpongeBob & Squidward scream as Mr. Krabs runs into the bathroom, still screaming) <br />
I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (runs over to the phone) Hello, Operator? Get me the navy!<br><br />
<br />
Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Not the Navy! (over loudspeaker) Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world! <br />
(everyone is silent) Our world! (all the customers run out screaming) What do we do now?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't know. Hey, a nickel!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Sorry.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (walks out of the bathroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-<br />
boo-bop.<br />
<br />
Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: They poop on the robot?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop! (grabs the book 'How To Torture' and reads <br />
it with SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs some rope while Squidward grabs a hammer and saw. SpongeBob grabs some old comedy <br />
records. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob & Squidward enter)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, hello boys. What can I do for you? (SpongeBob & Squidward lock the door) Heh, why did you lock the door? <br />
Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and <br />
everyone screaming can be heard) SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this? Untie me this instant!<br><br />
Squidward: Shut up! (slaps Mr. Krabs)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Sweet [[Davy Jones]], what the heck is going on?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I can't take it! (runs off, crying)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, are you okay?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No, that's not Mr. Krabs. That's Robot Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)<br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, let me handle this. (turns a light on Mr. Krabs) Where's Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs. (Squid slaps him again)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This is one stubborn robot.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (yells) What?! (his yelling knocks over the light) You think I'm a robot?!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: We don't think; we know.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (walks over to SpongeBob) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I got an idea. (pokes Squidward's nose) Keep an eye on him, Squidward. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks. <br />
(runs out and returns later) If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, maybe one of his little robot friends will. <br />
<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, that's a blender.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. He called it his "little buddy."<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, wait! What are you gonna do to me blender? That cost me money.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? Not talking, eh?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No! That cost me $24.95!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I guess it didn't know anything.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Go get the toaster.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50! $62.67! Fort...well, actually, <br />
that one was a gift. No!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This is the last robot, Squidward.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. No!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I thought you said robots can't cry.<br><br />
SpongeBob: I also said they couldn't love.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I loved it like it was me own.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uh, at least he's not laughing.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, how did that movie of yours end?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just <br />
their...imagination. (chuckles nervously then checks his watch) Hey, it's time to feed Gary.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Squidward!<br />
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Junior]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (runs outside to retrieve the newspaper) Gary, the paper’s here! (Gary comes out on a skateboard. SpongeBob gives him the paper) You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! (humming while he stretches the rubber band around him) I am a happy sponge! (runs around, laughing, while Gary is reading the paper)<br><br />
<br />
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob runs into Patrick, who has a rubber band stretched around him)<br><br />
Patrick: I see you got the paper. (rubber band snaps)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Patrick. (rubber band snaps. Patrick clears his throat) Well, I’d better get going!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yep, see you later. (both walk off but then hear a chirping noise then they both run back)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Patrick: What did you say?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well I didn’t say anything.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I didn’t say anything, either.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Patrick: See you later then. (both walk off again and the chirping noise is heard again so both run back)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Ah, but it is you that is messing with me. (both look down to see the chirping noise is coming from a branch) <br />
That’s what’s messing with us! (Patrick points down to a baby scallop)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: It’s a baby scallop.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I’ll take care of it! (lifts up his foot)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, Patrick! It’s totally helpless. (takes the baby scallop in his hands) It looks like he can’t even fly <br />
yet.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, what’s the matter? Is it stupid?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, he’s just a baby. He’s all alone with no one to take care of him.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Well, we can’t just leave him out here.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You’re right. Come on, let’s take him into the pineapple. (both run in and set Junior on the ground) Hmmm, <br />
let’s see, we need a box for him to sleep in. (SpongeBob removes his pants and sets it in front of Junior) There you go. <br />
It’s the best seat in the house. (scene cuts to Gary does a rimshot)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Let me see! (Patrick sticks his whole head inside SpongeBob’s pants) Hey, he’s kinda cute. Uh-oh! (takes his <br />
head out, which is now eaten on the side) I think somebody’s hungry!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (takes out Junior and speaks like a baby to it) Is it true? Are you hungry?<br><br />
<br />
Junior: Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I’ve got just the thing. (puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a krabby patty) How would you like a Krabby <br />
Patty? (Junior yelps)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy? That’s not the right food for a little fella like him!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Of course not. I don’t know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty.<br><br />
<br />
Junior: (sniffs the patty) Blech!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Huh? No one’s ever turned down one of these before. (gobbles it and gulps it down)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (holds up a donut) Let’s try a donut. (Junior hisses)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: French fries? (Junior shakes his head)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: A donut? (Junior sticks out his tongue)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (holds up an apple) All we have left is this apple! (a worm pokes its head out of the apple)<br><br />
<br />
Worm: Hello sea creatures! I bring you greetings from Apple World! (Junior jumps in the air in excitement)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Of course, Scallops love worms! (picks up the worm)<br><br />
<br />
Worm: Huh, wait! We will bury you! (drops it in Junior's mouth)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, you should be good for the rest of the... (Junior cries)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: What now?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don’t know. Aww, don’t cry.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Do something, SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face! <br />
(SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Wait! I think I might know the problem. Yep, that’s it alrigh Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How did you know?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: How do you think? And I’ve been doing it all by myself for <br />
almost a year.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, I’m sure glad you’re here.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I know, good thing there’s two of us.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn’t have parents, we should raise it ourselves.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah! At least until it’s old enough to be on its own! Oh, I wanna be the mom!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don’t think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You’re right. If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. (scene zooms out to show Patrick fat and hairy) <br />
Just call me daddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob, in a red, polka-dotted dress, and Patrick, wearing a boe tie, leaving the <br />
pineapple with Junior in a stroller. They walk by a couple who stop and think how they could make a baby scallop between <br />
SpongeBob and Patrick. Scene cuts to them running with Junior, then sliding down a slide with it, and playing in a <br />
birdbath. Scene cuts to them getting ice cream. Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents then scoops up <br />
ice cream, with worms in it, for Junior. Scene cuts to them riding a bicycle but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after <br />
it, with Junior on the seat. Scene cuts to nighttime at SpongeBob’s house) It sure is cute when it’s asleep.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (from house) Yeah. (SpongeBob & Patrick watch Junior sleeping) Shh! (both tiptoe out of the room)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, Spongebob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I never thought being a parent could be this much fun.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Me neither. (Patrick is sleeping on the bottom mattress and SpongeBob is sleeping on the top)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Good night Spongebob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Good night Patrick. <br />
<br />
patrick, breakfast is ready! (SpongeBob is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food <br />
that is on the table)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry.<br />
He burps then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? Spongebob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?<br><br />
<br />
<br />
Patrick: Kid’s got a stinky.<br><br />
SpongeBob: Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Wish I could, but I gotta get going.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Going? Where are you going?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (puts on a suit and takes his briefcase) Going to work. I’m the dad, remember?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I’ll give you a break tonight when I get home. Don’t you two stop being adorable. (chuckles as he closes the <br />
door)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: O.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Phew, what a day.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh great, you’re home! Now you can help me with the baby.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I’d love to but I’m totally beat from work.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, what about my break?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uhh, ok, tomorrow.<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: Tomorrow.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Phew, another tough day!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I’m so glad you’re home after working all day. I can’t wait for my break!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Work was a killer! I need my chair.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (walks in still doing chores) Patrick, I really need my...<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Tomorrow for sure.<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: Tomorrow for sure...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I’ll get to it eventually...<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: Eventually... <br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Uhhh?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Uhhh.<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: Uhhh...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Just one more minute, I gotta...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Don’t 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, I’m missing the coconut!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You haven’t been helping at all with Junior! We made a commitment and you’re not doing your share! You never <br />
do anything.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I changed his diaper!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, once.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: He’s only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmmm?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, that’s not that much.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmmm?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: So? SpongeBob: Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I had no idea! What kind of a father am I? I’ll make it up to you, buddy. I promise!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: So, what’s the plan for the day?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: No more fooling around. From now on, I’m Super Dad. I’ll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. <br />
So make sure you save a big ol’ stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Great, so I’ll see you at six o'clock.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Six o'clock.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (waving) Six o'clock.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Six o'clock.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Six o'clock.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Six o'clock.<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: 12:00 midnight.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior. <br />
What? What?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, nothing.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, what a relief. (takes the lamp off his head and puts it on SpongeBob) At first I thought you were made at <br />
me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (takes the lamp off his head) Do you remember what you said to me this morning?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Something about root beer, right?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh wait, wait, let me guess. I give up.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Does (imitates Patrick) "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (raspberry) I don’t need this. (walks off)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What? Where do you think you’re going?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: (opens his rock) I’m going back to work. (gets in and closes his rock)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Work? (rips off his mother-like clothing and opens Patrick’s rock. Patrick is watching TV)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: He got hit in the head with two coconuts!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: So, this is work?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and <br />
sometimes my butt itches real bad.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, you poor poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! (opens up the briefcase over Patrick's head <br />
and ice cream and donuts fall out)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (yells) Overtime?! (both start arguing. Junior is heard chirping)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: There’s that stupid noise again!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, that’s not a stupid noise, that’s just Junior about to jump out of that two story window.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Patrick: Junior!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Did you catch him?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: No.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re bad parents.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Junior? Hey, he’s flying!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I guess he’s all grown up! Hey, what about Daddy? (Junior drops a <br />
coconut on Patrick's head then kisses him) That’s my boy.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Goodbye.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Goodbye, Junior.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well Patrick, he doesn’t need us anymore.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: This is the hardest part of every parent’s life, I assume.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Despite all we’ve been through, it was worth it.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah. Let’s have another!<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Squidward]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Clamu]]<br />
*[[Scooter]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Scooter: Uhh, what do you like better? The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I like neither. Can I take your order?<br><br />
<br />
Scooter: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No. What will you have?<br><br />
Scooter: Well, uhh, what’s your vote on the kelp...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Sir, let’s just get this out of the way, I hate everything on the menu! So what do you want?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Psst, try the coral bits.<br><br />
<br />
Scooter: Uhh, I’ll try the coral bits.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That will be one dollar.<br><br />
<br />
Scooter: What’s going on?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Something stupid, I’m sure.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Yippee! Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!<br><br />
Squidward: See? I told you.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What’s wrong with Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?<br><br />
Squidward: A very dirty dollar?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I <br />
got mine! Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one millionth dollar!<br><br />
<br />
Scooter: Ha, great! Uhh, what do I win?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, now get out!<br><br />
Scooter: Uhh, what?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Out! Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! Me millionth dollar!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Congratulations, Mr. Krabs!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew! I mean, a crew like you comes around <br />
maybe once in a lifetime! And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you on a trip.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, a trip!<br><br />
Squidward: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs! Where we going, Fancy Springs? (scene cuts to the three of them in a pool)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Pamper Island? (scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Try again.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? (scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Better than that! (scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? Fishing for stinky clams on a smelly old boat on <br />
a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a <br />
few clams then throw them back. Don’t you think that’s fun?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No. (takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair) And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.<br><br />
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ok! (SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward’s magazine. SpongeBob brins his line forward <br />
and casts it in the lagoon. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair) Hey, watch where you're swinging that... (SpongeBob casts <br />
Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon) SpongeBob, be careful with... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. <br />
Squidward screams then walks up to Mr. Krabs)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ok, I’ve had enough.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. (SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to <br />
Squidward) Sure the lad’s a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don’t <br />
bring anything on a boat that you ain’t prepared to lose? (laughs. SpongeBob casts Mr. Krabs millionth dollar into the <br />
lagoon) Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in <br />
before I keelhaul you! (music plays) Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can’t you hear the music? That’s a 4/4 string <br />
ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it’s too late! Hurry, SpongeBob. the music’s <br />
getting faster! (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are ya <br />
stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim <br />
faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: She made it!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (holds up the dollar and cheers) For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! (ominous orchestra music plays <br />
again. A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, you’re never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! (bawling) I lost <br />
me dollar and I’ll never get it back! Never, never, never, never, never...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. (Mr. Krabs is in pieces, crying)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. (Mr. Krabs is blubbering) Mr. Krabs, it's <br />
just a stupid dollar. (continues blubbering. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth) For pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! <br />
(Mr. Krabs’ eyes fill up then leak out tears like water faucets) Mr. Krabs... (Mr. Krabs is stil wailing) Ok, ok, Mr. Krabs, <br />
we’ll help you get your dollar back! (Mr. Krabs throws his thumb away that he was sucking on)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: You will? Great! Wait right here. (runs off to get some items. Comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on) <br />
Here’s where clam fishing gets serious! (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob <br />
and Squidward are on the lower deck) Ok, you boys man the fishing poles and I’ll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (salutes) Aye aye, captain!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. (Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Scene <br />
cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs)<br />
<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That’s it, I’m finished! We’ve been here for three days and haven’t gotten a nibble. This is hopeless!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, and I’ve got to get home to feed Gary. (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: We’re gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar. (takes a dollar out of his wallet) <br />
Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?<br><br />
SpongeBob: Oh, I get you. (jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar) <br />
Look what we’ve got.<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (jumps down and gasps) Could it be? (takes the dollar) Me millionth dollar? (starts cheering again as well as <br />
SpongeBob and Squidward) Whoo-hoo! (stops dancing) Wait a minute... (rubs the dollar back and forth) This isn't me <br />
millionth dollar. (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn <br />
slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. (shows dollar bill just like described)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Actually, it’s Coral Blue number t... (Squidward hits him with a stick)<br><br />
Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can’t believe me own crew would betray me like this. (sobs)<br />
<br />
Squidward: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You’re kidding?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Woo! Is it another fishing trip?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: No, it’s this sandwich. (nails the sandwich to a pole)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. (throws the other sandwiches into the water) The sandwich.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Whatever. We’ve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat.<br><br />
Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What do you mean?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Just look at him. (pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the <br />
words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squidward, he’s lost something near and dear to him. Haven’t you...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Look again. (Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You’re right. How do we get out of here?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: If we’re real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ok. (both scream over to the boat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up)<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: So, you thought you’d skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you’re <br />
thinking. "It’s just a dump old dollar. Let’s just leave the old man. He won’t notice." (sobs) Well, it’s not going down <br />
like that. There’s only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: (scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. <br />
SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) live bait.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: You’re crazy. If that clam didn’t come before, what makes you think he’ll come now?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: (dressed up as a conductor) Oh, he’ll come. (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous <br />
music)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I’m talking about when I say...you are <br />
completely out of your mind! (Mr. Krabs giggles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line) <br />
Get us out of here!<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! (SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant <br />
clam) Keep thrashing! He likes it! (both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast) Come on, boy! Closer. <br />
Closer. Almost there. (giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue) That’s it! (closes the doors to cause the music to stop. <br />
The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar) Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, boys, I <br />
finally got it! (rubs his dollar on himself) I finally got me millionth dollar. (cabin doors open to play the ominous <br />
music again. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Cabin doors close as the <br />
conductor takes a bow)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. Why couldn’t it have been me?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Yes, why couldn’t it have been you?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why did he have to go like this? Why?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hello, boys!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs' head is above the water <br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... ...me millionth dollar?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow, how did you get it back?<br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: It wasn’t easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: What did you give him? <br><br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Nothing important.<br />
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