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Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum
2015-04-04T00:13:34Z
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Episode Article: [[The Gift of Gum]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Robo 2.1]]<br />
*[[Mario]]<br />
*[[Luigi]]<br />
*[Mayo]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(Patrick's rock opens up and a giant ball of pink gum rises up from the ground and Patrick is holding it)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. (giggling)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! Happy Best Friend...whoa.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I am truly honored and... (cries)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What's wrong, buddy?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...that. (a robot comes out)<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts. Would you care for a pastry? (shoots a pastry into Patrick's mouth)<br><br />
Music: New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits<br />
<br />
'''Singer: [singing] "Mario". Mario! Mario. Mario..!!! Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario!!!!!! OH, Yah.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, SpongeBob. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on, Robo.<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Coming, Master Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, not at all.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Thanks. Good-bye, Gummy. You be good to SpongeBob, you hear? (pokes his finger in the ball of gum and it squirts out water on Patrick) I love you, too, Gummy. (hugs it) Well, he's all yours.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. (struggles to push the giant ball of gum in his house. Breaks his arms in half in the process) Oh, you sure are a big boy, aren't you. Ooh. Hey, I know how to handle this. With a little karate. Hyah! (rolls the giant ball of gum into his pineapple. Crawls out using his legs) Ooh. Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make. With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. (sniffs and almost barfs) Get ahold of yourself, SpongeBob. It's not so bad. After all, it is a gift from Patrick. (a pair of underwear come out of the gum and crawls onto SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
Music: New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits<br />
<br />
'''Singer: [singing] "Mario". Mario! Mario. Mario..!!! Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario!!!!!! OH, Yah.<br />
<br />
'''Underwear''': You're not Patrick. (SpongeBob screams and runs into another room)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. (cut to SpongeBob taking the ball of gum out of the garage and holds it up) Good-bye, stinkball. See ya never. (throws it on top of his garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, whatcha doing? (Robo is carrying Patrick on a mattress)<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': It appears that he is throwing Gummy away.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What? Is that true?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No way, Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Well, how do you explain this? (points to Gummy on the garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. (puts the garbage can top on Gummy) Isn't this a cute look?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hmmm. Bold yet understated. Brilliant idea, SpongeBob. Keep up the good work. Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. (cut to SpongeBob digging a giant hole)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (looks around) Okay, no sign of Patrick. Better make this fast. (drives a bulldozer) Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. (laughs then stops when he sees Patrick on the bulldozer)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are you doing? I'm waiting.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh... I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and... Allow me to demonstrate. (gets in hole) See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle. Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly. And I know just the place. (puts Gummy above SpongeBob’s door) Isn't he breathtaking? All right, SpongeBob, we got to go. I'm gonna learn how to use a fork. Right, Robo?<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': It will be my pleasure, master.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': By the way, your house looks a million times better. (the old sock falls from the giant ball of gum and onto SpongeBob’s nose)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (cut to later) Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? It's hideous.<br><br />
<br />
'''Gary''': Meow.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Wishful thinking, Gary. What burglar would want to steal that thing? (Looks at him and then Gary and cycles until he goes into his closet and stuff comes out. He comes out dressed as a burglar.) Shhh. (Gary zips his mouth and his eyes. Cut to night where SpongeBob sneaks around his house, looking back and forth at Patrick's rock to make sure he is not awake. He struggles to get into the ball of gum but does. A fish digs his way to where he is)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish''': Who are you? Where did you come from?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, up there.<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish''': Oh, thank Neptune. Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on! (manages to get out of the ball of gum) I'm free! I'm free! I'm sugar-free! (jumps off the gum as everyone else does the same) At last! (They all run off, soon to be reunited with their homes and families. SpongeBob gets out of the gum and tries pulling it off his house but gets launched back at the gum. Cut to the next day where Sandy is walking up to SpongeBob’s house)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': (steps in some gum) What in tarnation? (notices SpongeBob’s house covered in gum) Oh my gosh. SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (knocks on his door) SpongeBob, open up.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Sandy.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': SpongeBob? (gasps)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. (chuckles nervously then sighs)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh my gosh. How long you've been stuck there, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': All day.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, wait, Sandy. The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh, that's just crazy talk. Hyah! (karate chops it but gets stuck to it)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Told ya. Save yourself, Sandy. Runaway before you end up like me!<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. (sees a truck driving down the street) I've got an idea. (takes the gum and lassos it onto a truck. The truck slows down but the driver puts the pedal to the metal but it's still not going anywhere) Hang on tight, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, all righty.<br><br />
<br />
'''Truck Driver''': Come on, Old Blue. Don't you talk back to me. Do as your told. Do it! Do it! Do it! Come on girl, do it. Come on! (truck splits in half. The front half flies away. The back half hits Sandy and sends her back into the pile of gum, making it explode everywhere)<br />
<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': What the...? Just let it go, Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved, Squidward. (Squidward's house attaches itself to SpongeBob’s and Squidward is sent out his window and onto the sticky gum) Of course.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': I'm okay.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What's this? SpongeBob, what have you done?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick, I can explain.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': It's-it's...it's amazing. It's like a gummy wonderland. Whee! Wow, I wish I were having this much fun. I knew you'd love it.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I have something to tell you.<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Would you care for a massage, Master?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Enough already. Sheesh. So, you were saying something, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, well, how can I put this?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Aw, just come right out and... (Robo blows a fan at Patrick) Will you stop? Just stop. (Robo stops)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Get on with it, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Wrap it up.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Squidward? Sandy? Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me. I-I-I mean, your Gummy.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Uh-huh.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, it's still Best Friends Day. How would you like your Gummy back?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yes!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': It's yours, buddy. But first, you got to get us out of this.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, that's easy. (chews all the gum up, with lawnmower sounds) I told you it was easy. (tummy rumbles. He hiccups a giant ball of gum and <br />
it pops over the entire town and it explodes. Gum covers the four characters as their shapely figure) Wow! This is best Best Friends Day <br />
ever!<br />
<br />
{{Transcripts/Season 4}}<br />
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Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum
2015-04-04T00:11:37Z
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Episode Article: [[The Gift of Gum]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Robo 2.1]]<br />
*[[Mario]]<br />
*[[Luigi]]<br />
*[Mayo]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(Patrick's rock opens up and a giant ball of pink gum rises up from the ground and Patrick is holding it)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. (giggling)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! Happy Best Friend...whoa.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I am truly honored and... (cries)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What's wrong, buddy?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...that. (a robot comes out)<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts. Would you care for a pastry? (shoots a pastry into Patrick's mouth)<br><br />
'''Music:''' New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits<br />
<br />
'''Singer: [singing] "Mario". Mario! Mario. Mario..!!! Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario!!!!!! OH, Yah.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, SpongeBob. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on, Robo.<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Coming, Master Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, not at all.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Thanks. Good-bye, Gummy. You be good to SpongeBob, you hear? (pokes his finger in the ball of gum and it squirts out water on Patrick) I love you, too, Gummy. (hugs it) Well, he's all yours.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. (struggles to push the giant ball of gum in his house. Breaks his arms in half in the process) Oh, you sure are a big boy, aren't you. Ooh. Hey, I know how to handle this. With a little karate. Hyah! (rolls the giant ball of gum into his pineapple. Crawls out using his legs) Ooh. Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make. With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. (sniffs and almost barfs) Get ahold of yourself, SpongeBob. It's not so bad. After all, it is a gift from Patrick. (a pair of underwear come out of the gum and crawls onto SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
'''Underwear''': You're not Patrick. (SpongeBob screams and runs into another room)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. (cut to SpongeBob taking the ball of gum out of the garage and holds it up) Good-bye, stinkball. See ya never. (throws it on top of his garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, whatcha doing? (Robo is carrying Patrick on a mattress)<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': It appears that he is throwing Gummy away.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What? Is that true?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No way, Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Well, how do you explain this? (points to Gummy on the garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. (puts the garbage can top on Gummy) Isn't this a cute look?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hmmm. Bold yet understated. Brilliant idea, SpongeBob. Keep up the good work. Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. (cut to SpongeBob digging a giant hole)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (looks around) Okay, no sign of Patrick. Better make this fast. (drives a bulldozer) Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. (laughs then stops when he sees Patrick on the bulldozer)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are you doing? I'm waiting.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh... I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and... Allow me to demonstrate. (gets in hole) See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle. Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly. And I know just the place. (puts Gummy above SpongeBob’s door) Isn't he breathtaking? All right, SpongeBob, we got to go. I'm gonna learn how to use a fork. Right, Robo?<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': It will be my pleasure, master.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': By the way, your house looks a million times better. (the old sock falls from the giant ball of gum and onto SpongeBob’s nose)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (cut to later) Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? It's hideous.<br><br />
<br />
'''Gary''': Meow.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Wishful thinking, Gary. What burglar would want to steal that thing? (Looks at him and then Gary and cycles until he goes into his closet and stuff comes out. He comes out dressed as a burglar.) Shhh. (Gary zips his mouth and his eyes. Cut to night where SpongeBob sneaks around his house, looking back and forth at Patrick's rock to make sure he is not awake. He struggles to get into the ball of gum but does. A fish digs his way to where he is)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish''': Who are you? Where did you come from?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, up there.<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish''': Oh, thank Neptune. Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on! (manages to get out of the ball of gum) I'm free! I'm free! I'm sugar-free! (jumps off the gum as everyone else does the same) At last! (They all run off, soon to be reunited with their homes and families. SpongeBob gets out of the gum and tries pulling it off his house but gets launched back at the gum. Cut to the next day where Sandy is walking up to SpongeBob’s house)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': (steps in some gum) What in tarnation? (notices SpongeBob’s house covered in gum) Oh my gosh. SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (knocks on his door) SpongeBob, open up.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Sandy.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': SpongeBob? (gasps)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. (chuckles nervously then sighs)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh my gosh. How long you've been stuck there, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': All day.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, wait, Sandy. The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh, that's just crazy talk. Hyah! (karate chops it but gets stuck to it)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Told ya. Save yourself, Sandy. Runaway before you end up like me!<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. (sees a truck driving down the street) I've got an idea. (takes the gum and lassos it onto a truck. The truck slows down but the driver puts the pedal to the metal but it's still not going anywhere) Hang on tight, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, all righty.<br><br />
<br />
'''Truck Driver''': Come on, Old Blue. Don't you talk back to me. Do as your told. Do it! Do it! Do it! Come on girl, do it. Come on! (truck splits in half. The front half flies away. The back half hits Sandy and sends her back into the pile of gum, making it explode everywhere)<br />
<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': What the...? Just let it go, Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved, Squidward. (Squidward's house attaches itself to SpongeBob’s and Squidward is sent out his window and onto the sticky gum) Of course.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': I'm okay.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What's this? SpongeBob, what have you done?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick, I can explain.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': It's-it's...it's amazing. It's like a gummy wonderland. Whee! Wow, I wish I were having this much fun. I knew you'd love it.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I have something to tell you.<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Would you care for a massage, Master?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Enough already. Sheesh. So, you were saying something, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, well, how can I put this?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Aw, just come right out and... (Robo blows a fan at Patrick) Will you stop? Just stop. (Robo stops)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Get on with it, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Wrap it up.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Squidward? Sandy? Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me. I-I-I mean, your Gummy.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Uh-huh.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, it's still Best Friends Day. How would you like your Gummy back?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yes!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': It's yours, buddy. But first, you got to get us out of this.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, that's easy. (chews all the gum up, with lawnmower sounds) I told you it was easy. (tummy rumbles. He hiccups a giant ball of gum and <br />
it pops over the entire town and it explodes. Gum covers the four characters as their shapely figure) Wow! This is best Best Friends Day <br />
ever!<br />
<br />
{{Transcripts/Season 4}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Transcript]]<br />
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]</div>
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Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum
2015-04-04T00:08:03Z
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Episode Article: [[The Gift of Gum]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Robo 2.1]]<br />
*[[Mario]]<br />
*[[Luigi]]<br />
*[Mayo]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
(Patrick's rock opens up and a giant ball of pink gum rises up from the ground and Patrick is holding it)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. (giggling)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! Happy Best Friend...whoa.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I am truly honored and... (cries)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What's wrong, buddy?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...that. (a robot comes out)<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts. Would you care for a pastry? (shoots a pastry into Patrick's mouth)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, SpongeBob. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on, Robo.<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Coming, Master Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, SpongeBob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, not at all.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Thanks. Good-bye, Gummy. You be good to SpongeBob, you hear? (pokes his finger in the ball of gum and it squirts out water on Patrick) I love you, too, Gummy. (hugs it) Well, he's all yours.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. (struggles to push the giant ball of gum in his house. Breaks his arms in half in the process) Oh, you sure are a big boy, aren't you. Ooh. Hey, I know how to handle this. With a little karate. Hyah! (rolls the giant ball of gum into his pineapple. Crawls out using his legs) Ooh. Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make. With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. (sniffs and almost barfs) Get ahold of yourself, SpongeBob. It's not so bad. After all, it is a gift from Patrick. (a pair of underwear come out of the gum and crawls onto SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
'''Underwear''': You're not Patrick. (SpongeBob screams and runs into another room)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. (cut to SpongeBob taking the ball of gum out of the garage and holds it up) Good-bye, stinkball. See ya never. (throws it on top of his garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, whatcha doing? (Robo is carrying Patrick on a mattress)<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': It appears that he is throwing Gummy away.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What? Is that true?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No way, Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Well, how do you explain this? (points to Gummy on the garbage can)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. (puts the garbage can top on Gummy) Isn't this a cute look?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Hmmm. Bold yet understated. Brilliant idea, SpongeBob. Keep up the good work. Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. (cut to SpongeBob digging a giant hole)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (looks around) Okay, no sign of Patrick. Better make this fast. (drives a bulldozer) Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. (laughs then stops when he sees Patrick on the bulldozer)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are you doing? I'm waiting.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh... I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and... Allow me to demonstrate. (gets in hole) See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle. Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly. And I know just the place. (puts Gummy above SpongeBob’s door) Isn't he breathtaking? All right, SpongeBob, we got to go. I'm gonna learn how to use a fork. Right, Robo?<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': It will be my pleasure, master.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': By the way, your house looks a million times better. (the old sock falls from the giant ball of gum and onto SpongeBob’s nose)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks. (cut to later) Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? It's hideous.<br><br />
<br />
'''Gary''': Meow.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Wishful thinking, Gary. What burglar would want to steal that thing? (Looks at him and then Gary and cycles until he goes into his closet and stuff comes out. He comes out dressed as a burglar.) Shhh. (Gary zips his mouth and his eyes. Cut to night where SpongeBob sneaks around his house, looking back and forth at Patrick's rock to make sure he is not awake. He struggles to get into the ball of gum but does. A fish digs his way to where he is)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish''': Who are you? Where did you come from?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, up there.<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish''': Oh, thank Neptune. Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on! (manages to get out of the ball of gum) I'm free! I'm free! I'm sugar-free! (jumps off the gum as everyone else does the same) At last! (They all run off, soon to be reunited with their homes and families. SpongeBob gets out of the gum and tries pulling it off his house but gets launched back at the gum. Cut to the next day where Sandy is walking up to SpongeBob’s house)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': (steps in some gum) What in tarnation? (notices SpongeBob’s house covered in gum) Oh my gosh. SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (knocks on his door) SpongeBob, open up.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Sandy.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': SpongeBob? (gasps)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. (chuckles nervously then sighs)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh my gosh. How long you've been stuck there, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': All day.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, wait, Sandy. The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh, that's just crazy talk. Hyah! (karate chops it but gets stuck to it)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Told ya. Save yourself, Sandy. Runaway before you end up like me!<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. (sees a truck driving down the street) I've got an idea. (takes the gum and lassos it onto a truck. The truck slows down but the driver puts the pedal to the metal but it's still not going anywhere) Hang on tight, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, all righty.<br><br />
<br />
'''Truck Driver''': Come on, Old Blue. Don't you talk back to me. Do as your told. Do it! Do it! Do it! Come on girl, do it. Come on! (truck splits in half. The front half flies away. The back half hits Sandy and sends her back into the pile of gum, making it explode everywhere)<br />
<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': What the...? Just let it go, Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved, Squidward. (Squidward's house attaches itself to SpongeBob’s and Squidward is sent out his window and onto the sticky gum) Of course.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': I'm okay.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What's this? SpongeBob, what have you done?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick, I can explain.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': It's-it's...it's amazing. It's like a gummy wonderland. Whee! Wow, I wish I were having this much fun. I knew you'd love it.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I have something to tell you.<br><br />
<br />
'''Robo 2.1''': Would you care for a massage, Master?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Enough already. Sheesh. So, you were saying something, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, well, how can I put this?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Aw, just come right out and... (Robo blows a fan at Patrick) Will you stop? Just stop. (Robo stops)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward''': Get on with it, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy''': Wrap it up.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Squidward? Sandy? Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me. I-I-I mean, your Gummy.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Uh-huh.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, it's still Best Friends Day. How would you like your Gummy back?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yes!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': It's yours, buddy. But first, you got to get us out of this.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh, that's easy. (chews all the gum up, with lawnmower sounds) I told you it was easy. (tummy rumbles. He hiccups a giant ball of gum and <br />
it pops over the entire town and it explodes. Gum covers the four characters as their shapely figure) Wow! This is best Best Friends Day <br />
ever!<br />
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The Gift of Gum (Episode)
2015-04-04T00:03:21Z
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<div>{{EpInfo|The Gift of Gum|Titlecard-The Gift of Gum.jpg|80b|4/2006|19 February 2007|Best Day Ever|Friend or Foe?}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
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'''The Gift of Gum''' is the last episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
*[[Truck Driver]]<br />
*[[Robo 2.1]]<br />
*[[Gummy]]<br />
*[[Mario]] as Special Guest [[Charles Martinet]]<br />
*[[Luigi]] as Special Guest [[Charles Martinet]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton| Plankton]]<br />
*[[Mayo]] as Special Guest [[John DiMaggio]]<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]<br />
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]<br />
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]<br />
===Songs===<br />
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]<br />
*[[New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits(Song|New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
On one of the holidays they presumably made up; Best Friend's Day, SpongeBob gives Patrick a robo-butler, and Patrick gives SpongeBob a wad of used gum he has amassed over his entire lifetime (fondly referred to as "Gummy"), and SpongeBob finds it a better gift than his own. However, when he takes it home, it starts to scare him including a segment where a pair of underpants crawls out of the gum, slides up to SpongeBob, and says in a demonic voice "''You're not Patrick!''". So first, he tries to hide it in the trash bin, but when Patrick comes, he says he gave it a makeover. Then when he tries to hide it in a hole, he says he wants to look at it from a better angle. SpongeBob's plan goes awry when Patrick has Gummy placed on the front of SpongeBob's house calling it "A million times better" Then SpongeBob pretends to steal it, but instead frees some people stuck in the wad of gum. Finally, the gum explodes onto SpongeBob's Pineapple, Squidward's Easter Island Head, and Patrick's rock, and sticks to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy. At the end, SpongeBob gives it back to Patrick and eats all of the gum to free SpongeBob, but burps it out again and covers the entire town in gum.<br />
<br />
== Trivia/Goofs ==<br />
*This episode is shown more often than the other episodes since it is aired with The Best Day Ever.<br />
*This episode aired in November 2007 and it is a Season 4 episode. However, it was released on DVD many months before it aired.<br />
*This episode aired in Germany, Latin America and The UK before it aired in the United States.<br />
*When SpongeBob is giving Gummy back to Patrick, he tells him that it is still Best Friends Day. However, the episode took place over two days.<br />
*It is possible that SpongeBob and Patrick made up Best Friends Day since they have made up several holidays although there is really a holiday called "International Friendship Day" which is on June 8th.<br />
*This is the second time [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "Crazytalk". The first time was [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]].<br />
*When SpongeBob looks at Gummy from the second floor, his living room is on the second floor even though on other episodes its on the first floor.<br />
*This episode replaced another episode that was going to be called, "'''Uncle Sherm's Visit'''"<br />
*The [[Season 4, Volume 2]] cover is based upon this episode.<br />
<br />
==Songs and Transcript==<br />
*[[Best Friends Day[ Song)|Best Friends Day]]<br />
*[[New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits (Song)|New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits]]<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum|Trancsript for The Gift of Gum]]<br />
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The Gift of Gum (Episode)
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<div>{{EpInfo|The Gift of Gum|Titlecard-The Gift of Gum.jpg|80b|4/2006|19 February 2007|Best Day Ever|Friend or Foe?}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
|-<br />
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'''The Gift of Gum''' is the last episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
*[[Truck Driver]]<br />
*[[Robo 2.1]]<br />
*[[Gummy]]<br />
*[[Mario]] as Special Guest [[Charles Martinet]]<br />
*[[Luigi]] as Special Guest [[Charles Martinet]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton| Plankton]]<br />
*[[Mayo]] as Special Guest [[John DiMaggio]]<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]<br />
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]<br />
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]<br />
===Songs===<br />
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]<br />
*[[New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits(Song|New Super Mario Bros 2 Credits]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
On one of the holidays they presumably made up; Best Friend's Day, SpongeBob gives Patrick a robo-butler, and Patrick gives SpongeBob a wad of used gum he has amassed over his entire lifetime (fondly referred to as "Gummy"), and SpongeBob finds it a better gift than his own. However, when he takes it home, it starts to scare him including a segment where a pair of underpants crawls out of the gum, slides up to SpongeBob, and says in a demonic voice "''You're not Patrick!''". So first, he tries to hide it in the trash bin, but when Patrick comes, he says he gave it a makeover. Then when he tries to hide it in a hole, he says he wants to look at it from a better angle. SpongeBob's plan goes awry when Patrick has Gummy placed on the front of SpongeBob's house calling it "A million times better" Then SpongeBob pretends to steal it, but instead frees some people stuck in the wad of gum. Finally, the gum explodes onto SpongeBob's Pineapple, Squidward's Easter Island Head, and Patrick's rock, and sticks to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy. At the end, SpongeBob gives it back to Patrick and eats all of the gum to free SpongeBob, but burps it out again and covers the entire town in gum.<br />
<br />
== Trivia/Goofs ==<br />
*This episode is shown more often than the other episodes since it is aired with The Best Day Ever.<br />
*This episode aired in November 2007 and it is a Season 4 episode. However, it was released on DVD many months before it aired.<br />
*This episode aired in Germany, Latin America and The UK before it aired in the United States.<br />
*When SpongeBob is giving Gummy back to Patrick, he tells him that it is still Best Friends Day. However, the episode took place over two days.<br />
*It is possible that SpongeBob and Patrick made up Best Friends Day since they have made up several holidays although there is really a holiday called "International Friendship Day" which is on June 8th.<br />
*This is the second time [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "Crazytalk". The first time was [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]].<br />
*When SpongeBob looks at Gummy from the second floor, his living room is on the second floor even though on other episodes its on the first floor.<br />
*This episode replaced another episode that was going to be called, "'''Uncle Sherm's Visit'''"<br />
*The [[Season 4, Volume 2]] cover is based upon this episode.<br />
<br />
==Songs and Transcript==<br />
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum|Trancsript for The Gift of Gum]]<br />
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The Gift of Gum (Episode)
2015-04-03T23:59:15Z
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<div>{{EpInfo|The Gift of Gum|Titlecard-The Gift of Gum.jpg|80b|4/2006|19 February 2007|Best Day Ever|Friend or Foe?}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Gary the Snail|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
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|}<br />
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'''The Gift of Gum''' is the last episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
*[[Truck Driver]]<br />
*[[Robo 2.1]]<br />
*[[Gummy]]<br />
*[[Mario]] as Special Guest [[Charles Martinet]]<br />
*[[Luigi]] as Special Guest [[Charles Martinet]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton| Plankton]]<br />
*[[Mayo]] as Special Guest [[John DiMaggio]]<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]<br />
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]<br />
*Outside [[Patrick's House]]<br />
===Songs===<br />
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
On one of the holidays they presumably made up; Best Friend's Day, SpongeBob gives Patrick a robo-butler, and Patrick gives SpongeBob a wad of used gum he has amassed over his entire lifetime (fondly referred to as "Gummy"), and SpongeBob finds it a better gift than his own. However, when he takes it home, it starts to scare him including a segment where a pair of underpants crawls out of the gum, slides up to SpongeBob, and says in a demonic voice "''You're not Patrick!''". So first, he tries to hide it in the trash bin, but when Patrick comes, he says he gave it a makeover. Then when he tries to hide it in a hole, he says he wants to look at it from a better angle. SpongeBob's plan goes awry when Patrick has Gummy placed on the front of SpongeBob's house calling it "A million times better" Then SpongeBob pretends to steal it, but instead frees some people stuck in the wad of gum. Finally, the gum explodes onto SpongeBob's Pineapple, Squidward's Easter Island Head, and Patrick's rock, and sticks to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy. At the end, SpongeBob gives it back to Patrick and eats all of the gum to free SpongeBob, but burps it out again and covers the entire town in gum.<br />
<br />
== Trivia/Goofs ==<br />
*This episode is shown more often than the other episodes since it is aired with The Best Day Ever.<br />
*This episode aired in November 2007 and it is a Season 4 episode. However, it was released on DVD many months before it aired.<br />
*This episode aired in Germany, Latin America and The UK before it aired in the United States.<br />
*When SpongeBob is giving Gummy back to Patrick, he tells him that it is still Best Friends Day. However, the episode took place over two days.<br />
*It is possible that SpongeBob and Patrick made up Best Friends Day since they have made up several holidays although there is really a holiday called "International Friendship Day" which is on June 8th.<br />
*This is the second time [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "Crazytalk". The first time was [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]].<br />
*When SpongeBob looks at Gummy from the second floor, his living room is on the second floor even though on other episodes its on the first floor.<br />
*This episode replaced another episode that was going to be called, "'''Uncle Sherm's Visit'''"<br />
*The [[Season 4, Volume 2]] cover is based upon this episode.<br />
<br />
==Songs and Transcript==<br />
*[[Best Friends Day (Song)|Best Friends Day]]<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: The Gift of Gum|Trancsript for The Gift of Gum]]<br />
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Neptune's Spatula (Episode)
2015-04-03T23:53:26Z
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<div>{{EpInfo|Neptune's Spatula|Titlecard Neptune's Spatula.jpg|40b|2|12 October, 2001|Fools in April|SB-129}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
|} <br />
'''Neptune's Spatula''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters=== <br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[King Neptune]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
*Ice-cream vendor ([[Lou]])<br />
*Everyone else at Fry Cook museum<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Audience at Poseidome<br />
*[[Tom Kenny]] [[cameo]]<br />
*[[Sadie Rechid]]<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
*Old Lady<br />
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Fry Cook Museum]]<br />
*[[Atlantis]]<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
At the fry cook museum, SpongeBob and Patrick are amazed by everything. They see a greasy griddle with a golden spatula embedded in the grease. On it is a plaque, which says "Many have tried to pull this spatula out of this ancient grease, but all have failed. Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield the [[Golden Spatula]]". While SpongeBob is posing for a picture with the spatula, an old lady asks him "Do you know where the menu section is?" SpongeBob replied "It's over that way." But when he was pointing to where the menu section was, he unexpectedly pulled the spatula out. Shortly afterwards, King Neptune appeared from a cloud of smoke. He asks who pulled out the spatula, and SpongeBob takes credit. [[Image:Atlantis Palace.JPG|thumb|right|Neptune's Palace in Atlantis]] King Neptune however sees SpongeBob as "unsignificant" and does not want to believe SB is his fry cook. Neptune asks people such as Patrick, a hot dog seller, Larry the Lobster etcetera if they pulled the spatula but they tell the fact that SpongeBob did it.<br />
<br />
Neptune laughs all these witnesses off but eventually gets impatient and tries to make up several fake excuses on why SpongeBob should not be a royal fry cook. Eventually when Patrick gets into the argument between SpongeBob and Neptune, the king loses his temper and blasts Patrick with his magic. Neptune finally realizes that SpongeBob is not kidding on pulling the spatula and asks SpongeBob if he wants to take a burger-making competition to prove he is worthy. Patrick however foolishly argues with the king about how great SpongeBob is and in return Neptune repeatedly blasts Patrick until he is a smear of ash and smoke. SpongeBob agrees to the challenge under the condition that Neptune repairs Patrick (Neptune agrees but his magic ends up putting Patrick's face on Patrick's rear side). Neptune then tells Patrick and SpongeBob that if SpongeBob wins he goes to live with Neptune in his faraway kingdom; Atlantis as a royal fry cook and if he loses SpongeBob must resign his career as a fry cook permanently and unconditionally.<br />
<br />
At the Atlantis stadium the Poseidome, [[Mr. Krabs]] is hired as the director/announcer of the competition and makes Neptune and SB agree that the winner must make 1000 patties before the other. Neptune uses his magic to make burger fixings, his cooking supplies etcetera while SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty at a normal pace. Eventually Neptune makes 1000 patties by the time SB makes his first one causing Neptune to win. Neptune however is disqualified because when giving the audience his burgers they chew them and instantly find them disgusting; Neptune did not show love onto the patties before giving them which makes them taste awful. Neptune finally accepts his loss and decides to try SpongeBob's patty which is proven delicious. King Neptune hires SpongeBob as his fry cook, apologizes for his disbelief but tells SpongeBob that the only cost for living in Atlantis as a god is that he must leave his friends, possessions and home behind him as he lives in comfort at the palace. SpongeBob however later decides that he does not want to leave and when Neptune's attempts to make SpongeBob into a god like him, fail, SpongeBob offers Neptune a compromise where SpongeBob will teach Neptune how to make his own good Krabby Patties to be his own fry cook but under the condition that SpongeBob will be allowed to remain in Bikini Bottom and only visit Atlantis on occasion.<br />
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==Cultural References==<br />
*The Poseidome is taken from Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. Neptune is the Roman god of the sea.<br />
*The whole spatula in the "ancient grease" is a reference to the Arthurian legend of Excalibur, or the sword in the stone in which whoever pulls the sword from the stone would become the King of England. Also, the fact that it's called "ancient grease" can be seen as a play on Ancient Greece (The Ancient Roman god Neptune and his Greek counterpart, Poseidon, do not seem to be distinguished in this episode.)<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs== <br />
[[Image:Gottburger3.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and the Spatula]]<br />
*The man taking a shower is actually [[Tom Kenny]] (SpongeBob's voice actor and additional voices (e.g., French Narrator, Patchy the Pirate, Gary)). This scene is also seen in the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]].<br />
*This is Neptune's first appearance. His second was in the episode [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]] in the Patchy segments as a real life person. His third appearance was in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, his fourth was in [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]], when he was mentioned very briefly. He also appeared in the video game ''Battle For Bikini Bottom'' along with the Poseidome. His next appearance was [[The Clash of Triton]].<br />
*When Patrick takes the picture of SpongeBob just before Neptune appeared, SpongeBob is standing casually. However when Patrick shows the picture to Neptune, SpongeBob is seen as he was when he pulled the spatula out of the grease.<br />
*Patrick wore the same outfit in the SpongeBob game [[Employee of the Month (Game)|Employee of the Month]].<br />
*In this episode, the Krusty Krab kitchen's walls are blue, but when SpongeBob said, "What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?" the walls are green, a normal color.<br />
*This episode is an obvious reference to the "Sword and the Stone" from "The Legend of Camelot."<br />
*The likely explanation of why King Neptune's patties were awful may be because he didn't wash his hands recently or that magic does not taste good since the supplies were made of magic not real supplies.<br />
*The way Neptune loses the challenge by the fact that he did not perform perfect may be a reference to how in 1989 in the NASCAR Cup series, Rusty Wallace won the Sprint All-Star Race with the prize of $200,000 (A million dollars in today's money) but his win was unpopular when the racing fans and officials discovered that he won by wrecking rival driver Darrell Waltrip on the final lap. Although Wallace kept the victory, as a result Wallace lost nearly all his popularity.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Neptune's Spatula]]<br />
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{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
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'''Atlantis SquarePantis''' is a TV movie from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]]. <br />
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==Info==<br />
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===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[The Oldest Living Bubble|The World's Oldest Living Bubble]]<br />
*[[Lord Royal Highness]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Eugene]]<br />
*[[Gary]]'s Snail Friends<br />
*[[SpongeGar]] (cameo) <br />
*[[Patar]] (cameo)<br />
*[[Squog]] (cameo)<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Potty the Parrot]] [3 cameos]<br />
*[[The Three Aliens]] (debut)<br />
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]<br />
*[[Jellyfish Cave|Cave]]<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Museum<br />
*[[Atlantis]]<br />
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===Places=== <br />
*Bikini Bottom<br />
*Encino<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
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==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields blowing bubbles. Patrick tries to take pictures of the bubbles, but cannot as the camera is too slow. Patrick blames the camera and stomps on it, but SpongeBob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows a bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. SpongeBob and Patrick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave, miles from Bikini Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half of the Atlantean Amulet. SpongeBob notices the letters "ANTIS" on the side. Patrick concludes that the amulet probably belonged to SpongeBob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SquarePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is. <br />
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Later, Squidward, who had been visiting the museum at the time, accuses SpongeBob and Patrick of stealing the Atlantian Amulet as he saw the half SpongeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the amulet is still on its platform, that SpongeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for eons. Sandy, who was at the museum as well, says that when the two pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses that history of Atlantis, Mr. Krabs joins them, after performing an unsuccessful scam earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the two halves, as they are all very eager to see Atlantis. <br />
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A van then falls from the sky, which is the key to Atlantis. However, the automated computer aboard says that "song fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone sings to make the bus move, with SpongeBob singing about the World's oldest living bubble in Atlantis, Mr. Krabs about money, Sandy about science, and Squidward about Art, they unfortunately do not realize Plankton is on the bus, intending to use Atlantis's superior weapons, on them, and the Atlanteans to become king of the city. Everybody sings about what they want to see in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patrick, when he interrupts Squidward's musical number. They crash land in Atlantis on a topiary garden, and the king, Lord Royal Highness, gives them a tour of the Atlantean Empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons. As they travel into the treasure, science, and art rooms, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward respectively decide they want to stay in Atlantis as one room had more than anything they could ever get in Bikini Bottom. <br />
[[Image:Atlantis.jpg|thumb|Atlantis © Viacom]] SpongeBob and Patrick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. Lord Royal Highness leaves them alone in the room so that he could prepare dinner for them. However, disaster strikes when Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and it pops. At dinner, SpongeBob and Patrick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal Highness finds out, admit they popped the bubble, ready to receive their punishment. <br />
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Lord Royal Highness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble they popped was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal, and Patrick takes a picture, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a tank he found, which really only fires ice cream. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking speck" would make a much better replacement for the bubble.As soon the group left, The LRH told one of the guard's to get rid of the coin so, they can never come back. Then he said. "I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier." The group then goes back home and everyone except SpongeBob crys because they wanted to stay in Atlantis.<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title card music is the main title from Lawrence of Arabia, composed and performed by Maurice Jarre. <br />
*[[Guest Stars|David Bowie]] guest voices as Lord Royal Highness. <br />
*When Squidward is singing his song, you see [[SpongeGar]], [[Patar]], and [[Squog]] for a short time. <br />
*The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including: <br />
**Dance Dance Revolution series <br />
**Super Mario Bros. (warp pipe) <br />
**Dr. Mario <br />
**Bubble Bobble <br />
**Street Fighter (logo) <br />
**This marks the first appearance of The Three Aliens.<br />
*Squidward saying Atlantis’s streets are made of gold and the lamps are made of diamonds is a reference to the afterlife in Heaven where the Bible says that Heaven’s streets are made of Gold, and the Gates are made of Pearls. <br />
*The drawing of the people from Atlantis is very similar to the drawings on The Beatles' movie Yellow Submarine. <br />
*This is the first 60 minute episode/TV movie. <br />
*SpongeBob dropped his bubble-blowing wand when he discovered that he and Patrick were inside the bubble, floating away. In the next shot, however, it is gone. <br />
*The word „Atlantis“ engraved into the amulet is first seen at the top of the amulet, but all shots shot after the amulet is joined together show the writing on the bottom left side of the amulet. <br />
*This episode has the most songs total with 8 songs.<br />
*There are no female Atlanteans. Atlanteans may have no gender. <br />
*Squidward was in many famous artworks: <br />
**American Gothic <br />
**The Persistence of Memory <br />
**The Eiffel Tower <br />
**The Creation of Adam <br />
**Duchamp's urinal <br />
**Nighthawks <br />
**Cubist work <br />
**Surrealist work <br />
**Van Gogh's Starry Night <br />
**Venice Italy <br />
*Atlanteans are probably aliens. L.R.H. mentions a mother planet in the scene with destroying of the bubble. <br />
*The premiere of this episode drew 8 million views. The highest amount of views in there 15 year history. <br />
*The German Title means „SpongeBob's Atlantic Adventure“.<br />
*Lord Royal Highness calls Sandy "Sandra" during the dining scene.<br />
*Sandy has used Squidward as a gun, Patrick as a Boomerang, SpongeBob as a shield and Mr. Krabs a grass cutter, which inspired the many combat moves in the Atlantis Squarepantis Game for the Nintendo DS. <br />
*The plot of 5 sea creatures going into a Paradise is a reference on „Charlie and the Chocolate Factory“. <br />
*Notice in the beginning of the germ-fighting scene, the words, NICKELODEON 1991 are seen at the bottom. <br />
*This is the only episode/TV movie where Atlantis is futuristic. In other episodes, it looks like Mount Olympus in Greece.<br />
*[[Patchy]] misses Encino a lot in this episode.<br />
*Patchy's dial tone is the end of the SpongeBob Theme.<br />
*Patchy starts the episode stuck in traffic. But when he think's he's home at last, [[Encino]] is Gone!<br />
*When Squidward jumped in the paintings it's similar to 1996 Nintendo 64 game Super Mario 64 and its DS sequel, Super Mario 64 DS.<br />
*When Patchy said "Uh oh, here come the hallucinations," how did he not know that Encino was still gone?<br />
*This is the 1st time Patchy meets SpongeBob. The 2nd time was [[Truth or Square?]]<br />
*Despite being dubbed to Hebrew in the studios, this episode was forbidden to be broadcast in Israel due to either copyright issues or negative feedback.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Transcript for Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
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[[de:SpongeBobs atlantisches Abenteuer (Episode)]]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (DVD)]]<br />
*[[Atlantis]]<br />
*[[Atlantean Amulet]]<br />
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{{Movies}}<br />
{{Season5}}<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mother SquarePants]]as [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
*[[Father SquarePants]] as [[Sirena Irwin]]<br />
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]as [[Marina Ross]]<br />
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]] as Special Guest [[John DiMaggio]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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(an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob’s door)<br><br />
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. (throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth) Hm, can't read the return address. (tears the envelope open) Maybe this will shed some light. (reads the paper) Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin Blackjack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. Blackjack. (end of letter) Cousin Blackjack's out of prison?!<br><br />
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'''Gary''': Mao?<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': That's right, Gary! The cousin Blackjack! The same cousin Blackjack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids. (flashback to SpongeBob with a bow tie and blue hat on)<br><br />
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'''Blackjack''': (laughing) Come on, little man. Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Why should we?<br><br />
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'''Blackjack''': Because it'll show what a little man you are. (spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary.<br><br />
<br />
'''Gary''': Meow.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. (imagines Blackjack as a giant) Hi, <br />
SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. (laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in <br />
half then laughs some more) That brute has my parents. I gotta get over there. (puts his clothes in a suitcase) Gary, I <br />
don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.<br><br />
<br />
'''Gary''': Meow.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. (wipes his eyes with a <br />
pair of underwear. Cut to SpongeBob’s parents house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and <br />
plastic) Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross?" Is that police tape? There's <br />
only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face <br />
Blackjack, you've got to be as tough as nails. (forces himself inside the house) Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in <br />
plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here?(walks <br />
forward a little) What's this? Blackjack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? <br />
(imagines parents watching TV)<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you what with you in the office all hours of the <br />
day. (Mr. SquarePants snorts. Blackjack busts down the door and laughs) I got a new outfit for ya. (both parents are <br />
whimpering)<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. (reads note) <br />
SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm gonna do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. <br />
Blackjack. (end of note) He's gonna get Grandma, too! I have to stop him. (cut to Grandma's house) Grandma! Where are <br />
you? Are you ok? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? (sees a gingerbread man on a plate) Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you <br />
to a crisp. Oh, that animal! (sobs)<br><br />
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'''Grandma''': SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?<br><br />
<br />
'''Grandma''': Well, if you mean from beyond the kitchen table, yes. You're just in time. I've baked a fresh batch of <br />
gingerbread men.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': But where's Blackjack?<br><br />
<br />
'''Grandma''': Oh, Blackjack just called and left a message for you. He couldn't make it because he's got some loose ends to tie up.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?<br><br />
<br />
'''Grandma''': And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. (SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a <br />
boiler by Blackjack) And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Cleaning up the mess? (face deflates) I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Cap'N Blue's. He'll know what to <br />
do. (runs to Cap’N Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower) Uncle Cap'N Blue, I need your <br />
help.<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. (shakes SpongeBob's hand but tears his arm <br />
off in the process)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I need you to help me rescue my parents.<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. (hands <br />
back his arm. SpongeBob mows the lawn)<br><br />
<br />
'''Narrator''': 346 minutes later.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uncle Cap’N Blue, I need to help my parents. They're in danger.<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': (turns off the mixer) What? You want to build a fence? (laughs) The boy came to work.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Actually, I came to try to find my...<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': (shoves wooden boards, hammers, and nails in SpongeBob’s face) And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam <br />
juice smoothie to refresh you. (drinks the smoothie out of the mixer) Ah. (SpongeBob builds a fence all the way around <br />
Uncle Cap’N Blue's property) (over speaker) And how many candles you burning out there? Over. (indistinct speech and static) Do you copy? Over? (tries turning the knob) Copy? Do you copy?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uncle Cap’N Blue, Uncle Cap’N Blue? Please help me.<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Well, of course you can. (SpongeBob cuts off some coral trees, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, <br />
it's nighttime)<br><br />
<br />
'''Narrator''': Much, much, much later.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (SpongeBob uses his tongue to crawl to Uncle Cap'n Blue's house. Yells) I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!*** <br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? (SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Listen, Uncle Cap’N Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house.<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': That's why we have to rescue them now!<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Whoa there, Little Bobby. No can do.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': But Uncle Cap’N Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you.<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to Blackjack's right now. (SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers) Just try to relax until we get there. (drives 20 feet and stops) There it is. We're here. (SpongeBob gets out) Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. (SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Cap’N Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. (grabs the door handle to knock but is tapped on the shoulder by his Uncle in a thought cloud)<br><br />
<br />
'''Uncle''': Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? (SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and Blackjack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Uncle Cap'n Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. (Mrs. SquarePants screams) Mother! (runs through the <br />
door) Mom?<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Help me!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': They're trapped in the basement. (runs down into the basement) Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Party?<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, why yes. We're celebrating your Cousin Blackjack's release from prison.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. SquarePants''': Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': I told you, Harold, that was the fumigator's fault.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': The fumigator's? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. SquarePants''': The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill. But they <br />
should be gone by now.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': So you two aren't being tortured by Cousin Blackjack?<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. SquarePants''': No, SpongeBob. Your Cousin Blackjack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.<br><br />
<br />
'''Blackjack''': That's right, little man.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, well here comes the man of the hour now. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. (SpongeBob’s eyes break)<br><br />
<br />
'''Blackjack''': Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (whimpering) To quiver. (hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head)<br><br />
<br />
'''Blackjack''': I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. (laughs)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (whimpering) Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time. That's it! I am not gonna take this anymore! I am putting my foot down! You wanna tussle? Well, let's tussle it up! (Cousin Blackjack runs at SpongeBob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of SpongeBob’s foot) Cousin Blackjack?<br><br />
<br />
'''Blackjack''': In the living flesh. (grunts as he takes off SpongeBob’s shoe and punches his big toe)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': That tickles.<br><br />
<br />
'''Blackjack''': Just like the old days, eh, cousin?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Blackjack, you haven't changed a bit. (everyone laughs)<br />
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Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge
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Episode Article: [[SpongeHenge]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Moon<br />
*Sun<br />
*Weather Man<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*The 3 Aliens<br />
*Other Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Peterson]]<br />
*[[Shubie]]<br />
*[[Rango]]<br />
*[[Cooper Barnes]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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Wind blows wildly<br />
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Peterson: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.<br />
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Rango: '''''NOOOOOOO!!!''''' [cries]<br />
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Shubie: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea. <br />
Rango: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's Silly<br />
(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)<br />
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Shubie: No! My leftovers!<br />
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Peterson: '''''NOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (cries) Why, Dear Neptune?<br />
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(SpongeBob snores. bag of goulash breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face) <br />
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SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (SpongeBob opens window) '''''HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOOLASH! HELLOOO?''''' <br />
Cooper Barnes: Hello.<br />
[At night at Bikini Bottom News.]<br />
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here.<br />
(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores) <br />
Rango: Ben.<br />
Narrator: Later<br />
SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.) <br />
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(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.) <br />
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SpongeBob: Hahahahaha! That tickles!<br />
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(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.) <br />
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SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores. <br />
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(Jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head.)<br />
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SpongeBob: (laughs uncontrollably.) '''''THAT TICKLES!''''' (laughs uncontrollably.) <br />
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Moon: My Shift's over. <br />
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Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob. <br />
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SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work. <br />
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(Jelly follows) <br />
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SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away)'' WHOOOAAA!!!!!'' (more jellyfish come.) <br />
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SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now?(jellyfish surround SpongeBob while he struggles in the rocks, tickling him) No Please!(laughs) Stop it! Please Stop it! (laughs once more, and slips out of the rocks and back tyo his house, SpongeBob lands back in bed.)<br />
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SpongeBob: '''''OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!''''' (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)<br />
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SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)<br />
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SpongeBob: '''''I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY!''''' (SpongeBob gets slung out of his home and back.) <br />
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Jellyfish: HAHAHA<br />
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(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams, fingers are huge.) <br />
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SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help. (tries but fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose) (SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.<br />
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I need you!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (shows Peterson flying through the door [literally] and lands on his face, then gets in line)<br />
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SpongeBob: I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Jellyfish?<br />
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SpongeBob: They're attracted to my whistely holes.<br />
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Mr. Krabs: Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (Mr. Krabs grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground) Fightin' too hard! (shows SpongeBob getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Cut a little slack (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (Pulls SpongeBob in, who's looking horrible)<br />
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Mr. Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties. <br />
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SpongeBob: Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out, now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (let's all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls, window opens and then sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (Jellyfish come in through the chimney, SpongeBob run's to Patrick's rock.)<br />
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(In Patrick's house)<br />
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Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country. <br />
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TV Reporter: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)<br />
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Patrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (eats kelp cream) <br />
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Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today. <br />
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(Patrick throws ice cream cone at TV.) <br />
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Patrick: '''''BORING!''''' I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like- <br />
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SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish. <br />
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Patrick: What jellyfish?<br />
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SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock open's and jellyfish come in)<br />
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Patrick: Hey fella. (Jellyfish stings Patrick) '''''OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!''''' (Jellyfish blow him away) '''''I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!''''' <br />
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SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish stinging SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave) <br />
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SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks.<br />
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Narrator: LATER <br />
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SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? Hmmmmm...... <br />
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(SpongeBob stone stays still) <br />
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SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. '''''OH BARNACLES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!!''''' (sighs) <br />
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(SpongeBob stone whistle to music with his pores.) <br />
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SpongeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!<br />
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(SpongeBob takes stone outside) <br />
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SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time. <br />
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(Jellyfish come) <br />
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SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!<br />
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(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to SpongeBob) <br />
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SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?<br />
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(SpongeBob stone plays foul notes) <br />
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SpongeBob: Is there something wrong? <br />
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(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave, whimpering.) <br />
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SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another,(pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them. <br />
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(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones) <br />
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SpongeBob: All right. That oughta do her. <br />
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(SpongeBob's stones sing the right notes)<br />
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SpongeBob: WOW. It actually worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come!!! (He Sings) I'm Ready for Motion, I'm Ready for<br />
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(SpongeBob stops running)<br />
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SpongeBob: How long long long time ago was I gone?!<br />
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(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab buried in sand)<br />
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SpongeBob: '''''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye Mr. Krabs! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' (He Cries Hardest)<br />
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Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER <br />
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The Three aliens float down to the SpongeBob Stones<br />
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Narrator: And Now Let's Go See With The Aliens Are Up to Now, Let's Check It Out!<br />
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Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (An alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which took a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of [[jellyfish]] to their wondrous tune.(jellyfish come and go in and out of SpongeBob stones holes) (Off in distance, and the End Logo inside of SpongeBob laughs)<br />
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Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)
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'''"Have You seen This Snail?"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br />
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==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob gets a new [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Paddleball Set]] in the mail and decides to take the [[Dirty Bubble]] challenge by hitting the ball 29,998,559,671,349 times in a row. In doing this, he forgets to feed Gary for ten days. Gary then runs away from the pineapple, feeling neglected. However, when Patrick arrives, SpongeBob snaps out of it and cannot find Gary. Therefore, he searches his - and Squidward's - house to find him. However, in the mail he reads a letter from Gary (written in scribbles, somehow SpongeBob can understand it), saying that he has left in search of a new owner. SpongeBob starts to look everywhere, even Bass Vegas.<br />
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Meanwhile, a kind old grandma takes Gary in to her house and gives him a surname, "Miss Tuftsy". Love and food showered Gary while SpongeBob goes to work, depressed that Gary has not shown up. Mr. Krabs says, "Any problem you have can be solved with a little hard work," trying to encourage him to work. However, SpongeBob misunderstands him and takes the day off to look for Gary. He puts up posters and signs everywhere, in the hope of finding Gary. <br />
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Gary, at grandma's house, has been fed a lot and needs to go to the bathroom, so Grandma puts out fresh sheets, which are flyers given to her by Patrick. Gary reads them and knows that SpongeBob wants him back, but Grandma is making some meat loaf. Gary, looking for the exit, runs into a closet filled with dusty snail shells, which are empty. Grandma says that the meat loaf is not ready, so she offers Gary some cookies. Gary’s shell breaks and he gets fat because he ate too much. Because of this, the snails in the photo with grandma unanimously tell him to run! (suggesting that the grandma eats snails), and he does. As Gary runs for the exit, grandma says that if Gary does not want cookies, she will give him deviled eggs too. She chases him so she can "feed him up". However, Gary quickly finds a decoy; a snail on the street, which the grandma takes instead. <br />
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SpongeBob tries to forget Gary by taking a walk, but his memories of Gary upset him. The streets are filled with advertisements for Gary. SpongeBob then hears a meow - at first SpongeBob thinks he is imagining Gary's there, but when he turns round to find Gary at his side, he is overjoyed.<br />
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==Cultural References==<br />
*Grandma seems to be a parody of The Witch from "Hansel and Gretel", because She constantly overfed Gary, and planned to eat him. She is also like Bluebeard, hiding the corpses in a closet.<br />
*"Set phasers on fun" is a reference to the quote, "Set phasers to stun." from Star Trek. <br />
*Clips of this episode are shown in the 2007 film, Alvin and the Chipmunks.<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*[[Guest Stars|Amy Poehler]] guest voices.<br />
*Originally, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] was going to be in this episode.<br />
*Originally, this episode was going to be a TV movie premiere, but it was later decided to be a 22-minute special. <br />
*Another name for this episode is "Where's Gary?". <br />
*If you look on the package SpongeBob receives, the manufacturer reads [[Nickelodeon]] Inc. under the picture of the paddleball where [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] are in the box.<br />
*There is a brief [[Patchy the Pirate]] segment at the beginning, except it is entirely animated in "Flash Animation". <br />
*Around the time this episode aired, Cartoon Network had a snail resembling Gary in the bottom of the screen, and the joke was that Gary had run away from [[Nickelodeon]] to Cartoon Network. <br />
*When they are in the plane, SpongeBob says "Pat, no!", but captions say "Aah, no!". <br />
*Gary in this episode has a clock inside his shell that tells what time he eats. This is meant to represent a body clock that animals and people have. <br />
*Have You Seen This Snail? is voted as one of the most popular [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] episodes in the Best 10 Ever!, and also the most popular full-length special episode.<br />
*This is the third episode to have a Question Mark (?) on the title card, the first was [[Christmas Who?]], the second was [[Can You Spare a Dime?]], and the fourth will be [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]<br />
*Bass Vegas refers to Las Vegas.<br />
*Patrick is revealed to love peanuts again. First time was in [[The Smoking Peanut]]. The 2nd time was in [[Pranks a Lot]] where Patrick is pranked by SpongeBob's gag Seanut Brittle can.<br />
*You can hear SpongeBob, instead of saying "Darn it, darn it" when Patrick is near Spongebob's bedroom, you can hear "Patrick, darn it."<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] saw [[Gary]] but he didn't tell [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].This is just one example to show how stupid he is.<br />
*This is one of the few episodes where a song is sung by someone other than a character in the show.<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Grandma]] as Special Guest [[Amy Poehler]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*Tough Snails<br />
*[[Tony Hawk]] as Special Guest [[Where's Gary]]<br />
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==Songs and Transcript==<br />
*[[Gary]]'s Song<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Have You Seen This Snail?|Transcript for Have You Seen This Snail?]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[Harold]]<br />
*[[Nancy]]<br />
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]<br />
*[[David Glen Eisley]] as Singer Guest [[Sweet Victory]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)<br />
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'''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the <br />
premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)<br><br />
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'''Squilliam(in left side of a split screen):''' Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?<br><br />
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'''Squidward(on right side of split screen):''' (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!<br><br />
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'''Squilliam:''' (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?<br><br />
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'''Squilliam:''' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next <br />
week.<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...<br><br />
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'''Squilliam:''' That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I <br />
was hoping you and your band could cover for us.<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…<br><br />
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'''Squilliam:''' I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' '''''HOLD IT!''''' It just '''''so''''' happens that I '''''don't''''' sell fast food, I '''''do''''' have a <br />
band, and we're going to play that '''''Bubble Bowl!''''' How do you like '''''that,''''' Fancy'''''boy?!'''''<br><br />
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'''Squilliam:''' Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.<br> (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) <br />
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'''Sandy:''' Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?<br />
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'''Plankton:''' Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.<br><br />
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'''Mrs. Puff:''' And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Not to mention free refreshments.<br><br />
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'''Larry:''' Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more <br />
band humor.<br><br />
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[ALL CHATTERING]<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?<br><br />
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'''Plankton:''' Do instruments of torture count?<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' No.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Is mayonnaise an instrument?<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an <br />
instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough <br />
talent for ''all'' of you. (laughs)<br><br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' When do we get the free food?<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the <br />
wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene)<br />
Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.<br><br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Is this the part where we start kicking?<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )<br><br />
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'''Sandy:''' Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)<br><br />
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[PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]<br><br />
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'''Patrick''': Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)<br><br />
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'''Narrator:''' Day two. (band walking down a street playing)<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. <br />
Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)<br><br />
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'''Narrator:''' Day three.<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?<br />
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'''Plankton:''' It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}<br />
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'''Narrator:''' Day four.<br />
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'''Squidward:''' Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began…<br />
(Patrick chews on a trumpet) …''but'' I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?<br><br />
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'''Plankton:''' (loudly) '''''CORRECT!!'''''<br><br />
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'''Squidward:''' So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, <br />
three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.<br><br />
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'''Harold:''' (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so ''bad'' if '''''some''''' people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' What did you say, '''''punk?!'''''<br><br />
<br />
'''Harold:''' '''''BIG''''', '''''MEATY''''' '''''CLAWS!'''''<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.<br><br />
<br />
'''Harold:''' Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off''.<br><br />
<br />
'''Nancy:''' '''''Oh ho,''''' so now the talking ''cheese'' is going to preach to us. <br><br />
<br />
[ALL ARGUING]<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! <br />
(everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)<br><br />
<br />
'''Fred:''' Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size <br />
pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. <br />
I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': You're welcome.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. <br />
Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?<br />
<br />
'''Evelyn:''' A firemen.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?<br><br />
<br />
'''Larry:''' Some guy in an ambulance.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure <br />
that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.<br><br />
<br />
'''Harold:''' Yeah, for the fireman!<br><br />
<br />
'''All:''' Hooray!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.<br><br />
<br />
(At Bubble Bowl)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' I ''knew'' this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope <br />
that… (sees Squilliam) …'''''SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH!''''' What are you doing here?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squilliam''': (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Um, they couldn't come. They…died.<br><br />
<br />
'''Squilliam:''' Then who's that?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' '''''AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!'''''<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': We're ready to perform, Squidward.<br><br />
<br />
'''Squilliam:''' Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' That's his…''eager face''. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)<br> <br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)<br><br />
<br />
'''Football Announcer:''' Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': These are some ugly looking fish.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I think I'm gonna be sick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...<br />
<br />
(Several band members play trumpets for a short time)<br />
('''Music:''' "Sweet Victory")<br />
(SpongeBob begins singing)<br />
<br />
[SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.<br />
And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.<br />
<br />
(Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band) <br />
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{{Transcripts/Season 2}}<br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]<br />
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 2]]</div>
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Texas (Episode)
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<p>174.94.28.74: /* Characters */</p>
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<div>{{EpInfo|Texas|Titlecard Texas.jpg|18a|1|22 March 2000|Rock Bottom|Walking Small}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
|}<br />
[[Image:Goodbye-bb.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Goodbye, [[Bikini Bottom]]!]]<br />
'''Texas''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters=== <br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] [[Image:Texasalle.jpg|thumb|Hey, look at that grouchy Squiddy! He won't cheer! Oh, before we forget... YEAH!!!!!!!!!]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Flats the Flounder|Flats]]<br />
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]<br />
*Customers at Krusty Krab<br />
*[[Don the Whale|Don]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*Everyone else at the surprise party<br />
*[[Charlie]]<br />
*[[Scooter]]<br />
*[[Junior Brown]] as Singer [[Texas]]<br />
<br />
==Plot== <br />
SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy are making sandcastles at Goo Lagoon when Sandy gets homesick. She walks off, while SpongeBob tries to cheer her up. SpongeBob and Patrick blindfold her and take her to her tree dome, but Sandy knows this is not her real home. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick realize that Sandy's from Texas, and decide to bring some Texas to Bikini Bottom to cheer up Sandy. Sandy wants to leave Bikini Bottom and go back to Texas, but SpongeBob and Patrick have a surprise for her at the Krusty Krab. Failing to convince her to go to the Krusty Krab, Patrick shouts after the bus which Sandy just boarded, saying "What's so great about dumb old Texas, anyway?" <br />
<br />
Sandy comes back and yells "Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!" Patrick then insists upon saying people from Texas are dumb. Sandy becomes even angrier and says that they "can't say nothing about Texas". This gives SpongeBob a brilliant idea. He and Patrick start insulting Texas in order to distract Sandy, and so she angrily chases them on a homicidal rampage. They hope to reach the Krusty Krab before Sandy catches them. Patrick continuously insults Texas, thinking Sandy is too slow to catch up to them, only so that both of them realize that Sandy ''is'' catching up, and fast. <br />
<br />
While they're running as fast as they possibly can a lasso is thrown up on top of Patrick, pulling him back. Patrick suddenly exclaims" Ah! SpongeBob!", as a nuclear explosion in the background lets out. SpongeBob still hoping to reach the Krusty Krab is both screaming and running. Sandy then lassos SpongeBob’s arm, while he has firm grasp of the door with his other hand. While Sandy is tugging on the rope, SpongeBob tears the door knob off, taking the front of the Krusty Krab with him. Where the party shouts "Howdy ya’ll!", and Sandy decides that she's been home all along. But then, Patrick shouts "Yeah, who needs dumb old Texas?" Sandy gets angry once again, and Patrick asks "Should I start running now?"<br />
<br />
==Cultural References==<br />
*The Texas song is based on Hank Williams, Sr.'s number one hit, "Long Gone Lonesome Blues".<br />
*The title card featured the Texan flag.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*[[Guest Stars|Junior Brown]] guest stars.<br />
*When Sandy is about to leave, SpongeBob is talking fast. One of the things he said is her having "one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab". He pronounces Krabby Patty as "Coddy Batty", especially in closed captions. <br />
*There was talk of banning this episode from public viewing. While pestering Sandy about Texas, SpongeBob thrusts his buttocks while saying "Tex-as!" while putting emphasis on the last syllable, making it sound like @$$.<br />
*SpongeBob mistakenly presented the things Sandy misses from [[Texas]], square dancing (Flats the Flounder was holding a box), pecan pies (peas-in-a-can pies what Pearl and her friends are showing to), and barbeques (barbed q's which Squidward was holding).<br />
*Aside from [[Hall Monitor]], the SBSP logo is blank in this episode.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Texas|Transcript for Texas]]<br />
<br />
{{Season3}}<br />
[[de:Texas (Episode)]]</div>
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1
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<div>==Dialogue==<br />
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===<br />
*[Movie stars with the 2004 Paramount Pictures logo and Nickelodeon Movies logo.]<br />
*[As the title cards read "Paramount Pictures presents", A "Nickelodeon Movies Production" and "In assoration with A United Plankton Pictures"]<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]'' <br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Where is it?<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]'' <br />
<br />
'''Music:''' [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] [[Theme Song]]<br />
<br />
*'''Pirates:''' [singing] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? [Title card" SpongeBob SquarePants Movie appears] SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''<br />
<br />
===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...'' <br />
<br />
(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens) <br />
<br />
'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. <br />
<br />
'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' Phil. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.<br />
<br />
'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===<br />
(Continues from dream)<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.<br />
<br />
'''Gary:''' Meow.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"<br />
portraits) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What do you want?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===<br />
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. <br />
<br />
'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! <br />
<br />
(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick) <br />
<br />
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br />
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===<br />
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab at Bikini Bottom News. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)<br />
<br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money. <br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)<br />
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket) <br />
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)<br />
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from <br />
A to Y. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Z?<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Eww, I think I stepped in something.<br />
<br />
(Tries to scrape Plankton off)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. <br />
Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===<br />
<br />
(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. <br />
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this? <br />
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 7: The sad truth===<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...<br />
<br />
'''Lenny:''' Dork?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl:''' A goofball? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.<br />
<br />
'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.<br />
<br />
'''Steve:''' Wing nut.<br />
<br />
'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob walks away)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===<br />
<br />
(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!<br />
<br />
(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''<br />
<br />
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Episode Article: [[SpongeHenge]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Moon<br />
*Sun<br />
*Weather Man<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*The 3 Aliens<br />
*Other Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Peterson]]<br />
*[[Shubie]]<br />
*[[Rango]]<br />
*[[Cooper Barnes]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Wind blows wildly<br />
<br />
Peterson: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.<br />
<br />
Rango: '''''NOOOOOOO!!!''''' [cries]<br />
<br />
Shubie: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea. <br />
Rango: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's Silly<br />
(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)<br />
<br />
Shubie: No! My leftovers!<br />
<br />
Peterson: '''''NOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (cries) Why, Dear Neptune?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob snores. bag of goulash breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (SpongeBob opens window) '''''HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOOLASH! HELLOOO?''''' <br />
Cooper Barnes: Hello.<br />
[At night at Bikini Bottom News.]<br />
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here.<br />
(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores) <br />
Rango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
Narrator: Later<br />
SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.) <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hahahahaha! That tickles!<br />
<br />
(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores. <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (laughs uncontrollably.) '''''THAT TICKLES!''''' (laughs uncontrollably.) <br />
<br />
Moon: My Shift's over. <br />
<br />
Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work. <br />
<br />
(Jelly follows) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away)'' WHOOOAAA!!!!!'' (more jellyfish come.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now?(jellyfish surround SpongeBob while he struggles in the rocks, tickling him) No Please!(laughs) Stop it! Please Stop it! (laughs once more, and slips out of the rocks and back tyo his house, SpongeBob lands back in bed.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!''''' (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY!''''' (SpongeBob gets slung out of his home and back.) <br />
<br />
Jellyfish: HAHAHA<br />
<br />
(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams, fingers are huge.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help. (tries but fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose) (SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I need you!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (shows Peterson flying through the door [literally] and lands on his face, then gets in line)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Jellyfish?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: They're attracted to my whistely holes.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (Mr. Krabs grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground) Fightin' too hard! (shows SpongeBob getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Cut a little slack (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (Pulls SpongeBob in, who's looking horrible)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out, now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (let's all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls, window opens and then sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (Jellyfish come in through the chimney, SpongeBob run's to Patrick's rock.)<br />
<br />
(In Patrick's house)<br />
<br />
Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country. <br />
<br />
TV Reporter: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (eats kelp cream) <br />
<br />
Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today. <br />
<br />
(Patrick throws ice cream cone at TV.) <br />
<br />
Patrick: '''''BORING!''''' I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like- <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish. <br />
<br />
Patrick: What jellyfish?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock open's and jellyfish come in)<br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey fella. (Jellyfish stings Patrick) '''''OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!''''' (Jellyfish blow him away) '''''I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!''''' <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish stinging SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks.<br />
<br />
Narrator: LATER <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? Hmmmmm...... <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone stays still) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. '''''OH BARNACLES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!!''''' (sighs) <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone whistle to music with his pores.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob takes stone outside) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time. <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish come) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!<br />
<br />
(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to SpongeBob) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone plays foul notes) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Is there something wrong? <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave, whimpering.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another,(pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right. That oughta do her. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob's stones sing the right notes)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: WOW. It actually worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come!!! (He Sings) I'm Ready for Motion, I'm Ready for<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stops running)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How long long long time ago was I gone?!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab buried in sand)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye Mr. Krabs! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
<br />
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' (He Cries Hardest)<br />
<br />
Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER <br />
<br />
The Three aliens float down to the SpongeBob Stones<br />
<br />
Narrator: And Now Let's Go See With The Aliens Are Up to Now, Let's Check It Out!<br />
<br />
Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (An alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which took a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of [[jellyfish]] to their wondrous tune.(jellyfish come and go in and out of SpongeBob stones holes) (Off in distance, and the End Logo inside of SpongeBob laughs)<br />
<br />
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Episode Article: [[SpongeHenge]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Moon<br />
*Sun<br />
*Weather Man<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*The 3 Aliens<br />
*Other Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Peterson]]<br />
*[[Shubie]]<br />
*[[Rango]]<br />
*[[Cooper Barnes]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Wind blows wildly<br />
<br />
Peterson: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.<br />
<br />
Rango: '''''NOOOOOOO!!!''''' [cries]<br />
<br />
Shubie: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea. <br />
Rango: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's Silly<br />
(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)<br />
<br />
Shubie: No! My leftovers!<br />
<br />
Peterson: '''''NOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (cries) Why, Dear Neptune?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob snores. bag of goulash breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (SpongeBob opens window) '''''HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOOLASH! HELLOOO?''''' <br />
Cooper Barnes: Hello.<br />
[At night at Bikini Bottom News.]<br />
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here.<br />
(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.) <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hahahahaha! That tickles!<br />
<br />
(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores. <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (laughs uncontrollably.) '''''THAT TICKLES!''''' (laughs uncontrollably.) <br />
<br />
Moon: My Shift's over. <br />
<br />
Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work. <br />
<br />
(Jelly follows) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away)'' WHOOOAAA!!!!!'' (more jellyfish come.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now?(jellyfish surround SpongeBob while he struggles in the rocks, tickling him) No Please!(laughs) Stop it! Please Stop it! (laughs once more, and slips out of the rocks and back tyo his house, SpongeBob lands back in bed.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!''''' (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY!''''' (SpongeBob gets slung out of his home and back.) <br />
<br />
Jellyfish: HAHAHA<br />
<br />
(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams, fingers are huge.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help. (tries but fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose) (SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I need you!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (shows Peterson flying through the door [literally] and lands on his face, then gets in line)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Jellyfish?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: They're attracted to my whistely holes.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (Mr. Krabs grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground) Fightin' too hard! (shows SpongeBob getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Cut a little slack (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (Pulls SpongeBob in, who's looking horrible)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out, now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (let's all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls, window opens and then sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (Jellyfish come in through the chimney, SpongeBob run's to Patrick's rock.)<br />
<br />
(In Patrick's house)<br />
<br />
Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country. <br />
<br />
TV Reporter: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (eats kelp cream) <br />
<br />
Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today. <br />
<br />
(Patrick throws ice cream cone at TV.) <br />
<br />
Patrick: '''''BORING!''''' I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like- <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish. <br />
<br />
Patrick: What jellyfish?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock open's and jellyfish come in)<br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey fella. (Jellyfish stings Patrick) '''''OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!''''' (Jellyfish blow him away) '''''I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!''''' <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish stinging SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks.<br />
<br />
Narrator: LATER <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? Hmmmmm...... <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone stays still) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. '''''OH BARNACLES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!!''''' (sighs) <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone whistle to music with his pores.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob takes stone outside) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time. <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish come) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!<br />
<br />
(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to SpongeBob) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone plays foul notes) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Is there something wrong? <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave, whimpering.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another,(pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right. That oughta do her. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob's stones sing the right notes)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: WOW. It actually worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come!!! (He Sings) I'm Ready for Motion, I'm Ready for<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stops running)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How long long long time ago was I gone?!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab buried in sand)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye Mr. Krabs! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
<br />
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' (He Cries Hardest)<br />
<br />
Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER <br />
<br />
The Three aliens float down to the SpongeBob Stones<br />
<br />
Narrator: And Now Let's Go See With The Aliens Are Up to Now, Let's Check It Out!<br />
<br />
Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (An alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which took a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of [[jellyfish]] to their wondrous tune.(jellyfish come and go in and out of SpongeBob stones holes) (Off in distance, and the End Logo inside of SpongeBob laughs)<br />
<br />
{{Transcripts/Season 5}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Transcript]]<br />
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 5]]<br />
[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Die SteinBobs]]</div>
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Episode Article: [[SpongeHenge]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*Moon<br />
*Sun<br />
*Weather Man<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*The 3 Aliens<br />
*Other Bikini Bottomites<br />
*[[Peterson]]<br />
*[[Shubie]]<br />
*[[Rango]]<br />
*[[Cooper Barnes]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Wind blows wildly<br />
<br />
Peterson: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.<br />
<br />
<br />
Shubie: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea. <br />
<br />
(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)<br />
<br />
Shubie: No! My leftovers!<br />
<br />
Peterson: '''''NOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (cries) Why, Dear Neptune?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob snores. bag of goulash breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (SpongeBob opens window) '''''HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOOLASH! HELLOOO?''''' <br />
<br />
(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.) <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hahahahaha! That tickles!<br />
<br />
(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores. <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (laughs uncontrollably.) '''''THAT TICKLES!''''' (laughs uncontrollably.) <br />
<br />
Moon: My Shift's over. <br />
<br />
Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work. <br />
<br />
(Jelly follows) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away)'' WHOOOAAA!!!!!'' (more jellyfish come.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now?(jellyfish surround SpongeBob while he struggles in the rocks, tickling him) No Please!(laughs) Stop it! Please Stop it! (laughs once more, and slips out of the rocks and back tyo his house, SpongeBob lands back in bed.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!''''' (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY!''''' (SpongeBob gets slung out of his home and back.) <br />
<br />
Jellyfish: HAHAHA<br />
<br />
(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams, fingers are huge.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help. (tries but fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose) (SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I need you!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (shows Peterson flying through the door [literally] and lands on his face, then gets in line)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Jellyfish?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: They're attracted to my whistely holes.<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (Mr. Krabs grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground) Fightin' too hard! (shows SpongeBob getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Cut a little slack (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (Pulls SpongeBob in, who's looking horrible)<br />
<br />
Mr. Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out, now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (let's all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls, window opens and then sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (Jellyfish come in through the chimney, SpongeBob run's to Patrick's rock.)<br />
<br />
(In Patrick's house)<br />
<br />
Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country. <br />
<br />
TV Reporter: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)<br />
<br />
Patrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (eats kelp cream) <br />
<br />
Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today. <br />
<br />
(Patrick throws ice cream cone at TV.) <br />
<br />
Patrick: '''''BORING!''''' I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like- <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish. <br />
<br />
Patrick: What jellyfish?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock open's and jellyfish come in)<br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey fella. (Jellyfish stings Patrick) '''''OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!''''' (Jellyfish blow him away) '''''I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!''''' <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish stinging SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks.<br />
<br />
Narrator: LATER <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? Hmmmmm...... <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone stays still) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. '''''OH BARNACLES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!!''''' (sighs) <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone whistle to music with his pores.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob takes stone outside) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time. <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish come) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!<br />
<br />
(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to SpongeBob) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stone plays foul notes) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Is there something wrong? <br />
<br />
(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave, whimpering.) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another,(pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: All right. That oughta do her. <br />
<br />
(SpongeBob's stones sing the right notes)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: WOW. It actually worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come!!! (He Sings) I'm Ready for Motion, I'm Ready for<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob stops running)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: How long long long time ago was I gone?!<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab buried in sand)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: '''''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye Mr. Krabs! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
<br />
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' (He Cries Hardest)<br />
<br />
Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER <br />
<br />
The Three aliens float down to the SpongeBob Stones<br />
<br />
Narrator: And Now Let's Go See With The Aliens Are Up to Now, Let's Check It Out!<br />
<br />
Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (An alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which took a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of [[jellyfish]] to their wondrous tune.(jellyfish come and go in and out of SpongeBob stones holes) (Off in distance, and the End Logo inside of SpongeBob laughs)<br />
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SpongeHenge (Episode)
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| Previous Episode: || [[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward]]<br />
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'''"SpongeHenge"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob becomes musical when a storm of destructive winds occurs in Bikini Bottom, causing jellyfish to become attracted to him. He tries to get to work but the wind is too strong and the jellyfish refuse to let him go to work. He hides in a cave and builds stone-replicas of himself to attract the jellyfish. Many weeks later, he comes out from hiding just to find that the destructive storm has caused the Krusty Krab to be engulfed in sand, which upsets him. 3,000 years later, three alien journalists discover the circle of [[SpongeBob Stones]] that attract the [[jellyfish]].<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title is a spoof of the monument Stonehenge.<br />
*This is Barbara and Bob's second appearance, the two first appeared in episode [[Krusty Sponge]].<br />
*The scene where SpongeBob is in a cave hiding from the jellyfish and making a stone buddy is a reference to the movie Castaway.<br />
*It's likely that the winds hitting [[Bikini Bottom]] were hurricane force winds as they were knocking buildings down, like the [[Krusty Krab]].<br />
*The Krusty Krab being in sand is a reference to the movie Planet of the Apes, where Charelton Heston is going along the beach and sees the Statue of Liberty covered in sand<br />
*The plot to this episode is somewhat similar to the episode "[[Jellyfish Jam]]". <br />
*This is the first time a weatherman appears in the series.<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] eats [[Kelp Cream]] in this episode, it is a spoof of whipped cream. <br />
*This episode was aired on the first day as part of [[Nick's Nonstop Five at Five]].<br />
*This is the second time SpongeBob's fingers are too big for the buttons on the telephone. The first was in [[Suds]].<br />
*Showrunner Paul Tibbitt was credited as the Moon, and voice actor Dee Bradley Baker was credited as the Sun.<br />
*The faces on the moon and sun is a reference to Teletubbies, where there is a baby's face on the sun.<br />
* There is a book based on this episode.<br />
*SpongeBob tells his first stone SpongeBob that he can have all the "sugar" but SpongeBob gives himself some of the "sugar".<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
* [[Paul Tibbitt|Moon]]<br />
*[[Tom Kenny|Sun]] <br />
*Weather Man<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Barbara]]<br />
*[[Bob]]<br />
*[[Mr.Krabs]]<br />
*[[The Three Aliens]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob Stones]]<br />
*[[Shubie]]<br />
*[[Nat]]<br />
*[[Alien]]<br />
*[[Johnny Deep|Rango]]<br />
*[[Cooper Barnes|Copper Barnes<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge|Transcript for SpongeHenge]]<br />
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SpongeHenge (Episode)
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'''"SpongeHenge"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob becomes musical when a storm of destructive winds occurs in Bikini Bottom, causing jellyfish to become attracted to him. He tries to get to work but the wind is too strong and the jellyfish refuse to let him go to work. He hides in a cave and builds stone-replicas of himself to attract the jellyfish. Many weeks later, he comes out from hiding just to find that the destructive storm has caused the Krusty Krab to be engulfed in sand, which upsets him. 3,000 years later, three alien journalists discover the circle of [[SpongeBob Stones]] that attract the [[jellyfish]].<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title is a spoof of the monument Stonehenge.<br />
*This is Barbara and Bob's second appearance, the two first appeared in episode [[Krusty Sponge]].<br />
*The scene where SpongeBob is in a cave hiding from the jellyfish and making a stone buddy is a reference to the movie Castaway.<br />
*It's likely that the winds hitting [[Bikini Bottom]] were hurricane force winds as they were knocking buildings down, like the [[Krusty Krab]].<br />
*The Krusty Krab being in sand is a reference to the movie Planet of the Apes, where Charelton Heston is going along the beach and sees the Statue of Liberty covered in sand<br />
*The plot to this episode is somewhat similar to the episode "[[Jellyfish Jam]]". <br />
*This is the first time a weatherman appears in the series.<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] eats [[Kelp Cream]] in this episode, it is a spoof of whipped cream. <br />
*This episode was aired on the first day as part of [[Nick's Nonstop Five at Five]].<br />
*This is the second time SpongeBob's fingers are too big for the buttons on the telephone. The first was in [[Suds]].<br />
*Showrunner Paul Tibbitt was credited as the Moon, and voice actor Dee Bradley Baker was credited as the Sun.<br />
*The faces on the moon and sun is a reference to Teletubbies, where there is a baby's face on the sun.<br />
* There is a book based on this episode.<br />
*SpongeBob tells his first stone SpongeBob that he can have all the "sugar" but SpongeBob gives himself some of the "sugar".<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
* [[Paul Tibbitt|Moon]]<br />
*[[Tom Kenny|Sun]] <br />
*Weather Man<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*[[Barbara]]<br />
*[[Bob]]<br />
*[[Mr.Krabs]]<br />
*[[The Three Aliens]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[SpongeBob Stones]]<br />
*[[Shubie]]<br />
*[[Nat]]<br />
*[[Alien]]<br />
*[[Johnny Deep|Rango]]<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge|Transcript for SpongeHenge]]<br />
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Hooky (Episode)
2015-04-03T22:20:26Z
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{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
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{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}<br />
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'''Hooky''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] <br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*Pearl's friends<br />
*Customers at [[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Narrator]]<br />
*[[Jim Jarmush]]<br />
*[[John Lurie]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs rushes in shouting like a maniac. He tells of the return of (fishing) hooks. SpongeBob is confused, and Mr. Krabs tells him that he should not go near a hook, or he will be brought up further than the surface and he will be eaten or sold at a gift shop. Patrick tells SpongeBob that the carnival has come to town and insists SpongeBob to come with him. He agrees, assuming that he's not quitting work but just taking a break. Much to SpongeBob's horror, though, the "carnival" is actually the set of hooks to Mr. Krabs warned everyone about. Patrick deliberately hooks himself. SpongeBob cries, until he sees Patrick again. He demands to know what happened, and he said that he floated down before he reached the surface and it is fun. Mr. Krabs catches them, and tells them off. However, the next day, Patrick persuades SpongeBob to play 'hooky' again. As a result, Patrick is taken up to the surface. Then, SpongeBob literally gets hooked, and now he thinks ''he's'' going to get pulled up to the surface as well. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that the only way to get the hook off is to take off his clothes right in front of Pearl and her friends, who laugh very hard. SpongeBob gets so upset that he cries out loud and runs back to his house. Whilst he is running, it then turns out that ''Squidward'' hooked SpongeBob in order to teach him a lesson; both Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh sadistically. Meanwhile, Patrick is dropped off by a bus while trapped in a tuna can. He asks "Does somebody have a can opener?" and the episode ends.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The events in this episode are a metaphor for skipping school or work. This is shown by SpongeBob skipping work to see the hooks and getting "hooked" by one the next day ("hooky" is a slang term for truancy).<br />
*While promoting The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, the title character of that show appeared in the lower-right hand corner on the day of its premiere and due to one of his inventions temporarily transformed the cartoon into a puppet show during the scene where Mr. Krabs is making SpongeBob and Patrick recite an oath he is giving. <br />
*Character death was implied when a young fish's shoes was seen near the hooks and Patrick says a kid was there earlier and a skeleton of his/her mother was shown but deleted and both would have made the episode banned.<br />
*When SpongeBob came out of his house for work, he says "I'm ready" four times, but closed captions show him saying that line three times.<br />
*When Mr. Krabs' claw is in SpongeBob's eyes, his thumb is gone.<br />
*During the second shot where the fisherman is reeling in SpongeBob and Patrick, if you look closely, there are water drops on the camera lens.<br />
*In the video game ''SpongeBob Squarepants: SuperSponge'' there is a level based on this episode called "Fish Hooks Park."<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Hooky]]<br />
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Episode Transcript: Shanghaied
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Potty the Parrot]]<br />
*[[Billy]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
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Narrator: And now, it's time for Patchy's Pick. Hosted by: SpongeBob's number one fan, Patchy the Pirate! <br />
<br />
Patchy: Ahoy, fanofanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! I got a little treat for you. We're gonna see me favorite movie Shanghaied! Ta-ta-ta! <br />
<br />
Potty: Boring!<br />
<br />
Patchy: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people! <br />
<br />
Potty: Squawk! I'm being held here against my will! Help! <br />
<br />
Patchy: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty? <br />
<br />
[Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window] <br />
<br />
Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. <br />
<br />
Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy out and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon! <br />
<br />
===The story===<br />
<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Holy Shrimp! (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: How about....<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s <br />
house) Now look what you've done!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Clean....<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also)<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: A few inches later...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (points up) Ship!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right <br />
place.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I <br />
wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't know. Why?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yes!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of <br />
the flying Dutchman")<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Rawr!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!"<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I....no, I don't.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I never said that.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.<br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ahh! Ow.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick) You're next!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Uhh...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a "Ghost Rule Book") Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited <br />
or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever. <br />
(closes rule book)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-<br />
numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're <br />
crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next <br />
to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... <br />
(Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying <br />
Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: We'll do anything you say!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: And I got this hat!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to <br />
look good and scary!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't get it.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings <br />
and bugs in the sink.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like <br />
a wolf)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-<br />
eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying <br />
Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our <br />
first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to <br />
a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid)<br><br />
<br />
Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those <br />
scratches.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind <br />
a rock)<br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob & <br />
Patrick who just get confused)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a <br />
little trick with his fingers)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: How does he do that?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery.<br><br />
<br />
Billy: Those guys are dorks.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br />
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br />
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure-<br />
skate in purple tights)<br><br />
<br />
(back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Like movie passes?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's <br />
not really you so much as it is me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're setting us free?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob & Patrick scream)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Wait, I have an idea!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?! What is it?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Let's leave!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of <br />
perfume and customers)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume)<br><br />
SpongeBob: I always hate going in there!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin <br />
showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me <br />
dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever <br />
happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't <br />
eat without it!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Never!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me! <br />
SpongeBob: No!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!<br />
<br />
Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Make it five.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Four.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the <br />
Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back!<br><br />
<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second <br />
one.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess! <br />
<br />
Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)<br />
<br />
===Patrick's ending===<br />
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick)<br><br />
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.<br><br />
Patrick: Uhh...<br><br />
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!<br><br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.<br><br />
Patrick: Uhh...<br><br />
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!<br><br />
Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it.<br><br />
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.<br><br />
Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?<br><br />
Squidward: You wished for gum?<br><br />
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out)<br><br />
Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.<br />
<br />
===Squidward's ending=== <br />
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Squidward)<br> <br />
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!<br> <br />
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?<br> <br />
Patrick: No!<br> <br />
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!<br> <br />
Flying Dutchman: So be it.<br> <br />
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.<br> <br />
Patrick: Hi.<br> <br />
Squidward: That's not what I meant!<br> <br />
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly)<br> <br />
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was?<br> <br />
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.<br> <br />
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)<br />
<br />
===Home===<br />
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on SpongeBob)<br> <br />
Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?<br><br />
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! (Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads)<br><br />
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray!<br> <br />
SpongeBob: We're home!<br><br />
Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved!<br> <br />
Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? (their bodies have been turned into fruits and they gasp as they realize they are in a blender)<br> <br />
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (whistles(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream in fear and bounce away in the blender) Hey, get back here with that! Ha ha! I'll get ya! (Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast)<br />
<br />
===Back at Encino,===<br />
Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! (Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY) Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! (blows horn)<br><br />
Kids: Hooray!<br> <br />
Patchy: Now, blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! Thank you, my precious potty.<br> <br />
Potty: Brawk, you're not welcome.<br> <br />
Patchy: Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!<br><br />
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! (Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast)<br> <br />
Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! (Potty collapses to the floor)<br />
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Episode Article: [[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]<br />
*[[Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Potty the Parrot]]<br />
*[[Billy]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
Narrator: And now, it's time for Patchy's Pick. Hosted by: SpongeBob's number one fan, Patchy the Pirate! <br />
<br />
Patchy: Ahoy, fanofanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! I got a little treat for you. We're gonna see me favorite movie Shanghaied! Ta-ta-ta! <br />
<br />
Potty: Boring!<br />
<br />
Patchy: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people! <br />
<br />
Potty: Squawk! I'm being held here against my will! Help! <br />
<br />
Patchy: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty? <br />
<br />
[Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window] <br />
<br />
Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. <br />
<br />
Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy out and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon! <br />
<br />
===The story===<br />
<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house) <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Holy Shrimp! (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: How about....<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s <br />
house) Now look what you've done!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Clean....<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also)<br><br />
<br />
Narrator: A few inches later...<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (points up) Ship!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right <br />
place.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I <br />
wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't know. Why?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yes!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of <br />
the flying Dutchman")<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Rawr!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!"<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I....no, I don't.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: I never said that.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.<br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Ahh! Ow.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick) You're next!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Uhh...<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a "Ghost Rule Book") Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited <br />
or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever. <br />
(closes rule book)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-<br />
numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're <br />
crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next <br />
to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... <br />
(Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying <br />
Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: We'll do anything you say!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: And I got this hat!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to <br />
look good and scary!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: I don't get it.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings <br />
and bugs in the sink.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like <br />
a wolf)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Ahh!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-<br />
eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying <br />
Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our <br />
first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to <br />
a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid)<br><br />
<br />
Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those <br />
scratches.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind <br />
a rock)<br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob & <br />
Patrick who just get confused)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a <br />
little trick with his fingers)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: How does he do that?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery.<br><br />
<br />
Billy: Those guys are dorks.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br />
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while <br />
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure-<br />
skate in purple tights)<br><br />
<br />
(back on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Like movie passes?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's <br />
not really you so much as it is me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: You're setting us free?<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob & Patrick scream)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Wait, I have an idea!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Really?! What is it?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Let's leave!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of <br />
perfume and customers)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume)<br><br />
SpongeBob: I always hate going in there!<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Yeah.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin <br />
showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me <br />
dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever <br />
happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't <br />
eat without it!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Never!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me! <br />
SpongeBob: No!<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!<br />
<br />
Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Make it five.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Four.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it.<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the <br />
Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back!<br><br />
<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second <br />
one.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess! <br />
<br />
Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue)<br><br />
<br />
Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)<br />
<br />
===Patrick's ending===<br />
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick)<br><br />
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.<br><br />
Patrick: Uhh...<br><br />
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!<br><br />
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.<br><br />
Patrick: Uhh...<br><br />
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!<br><br />
Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it.<br><br />
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.<br><br />
Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?<br><br />
Squidward: You wished for gum?<br><br />
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out)<br><br />
Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.<br />
<br />
===Squidward's ending=== <br />
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Squidward)<br> <br />
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!<br> <br />
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?<br> <br />
Patrick: No!<br> <br />
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!<br> <br />
Flying Dutchman: So be it.<br> <br />
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.<br> <br />
Patrick: Hi.<br> <br />
Squidward: That's not what I meant!<br> <br />
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly)<br> <br />
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was?<br> <br />
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.<br> <br />
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)<br />
<br />
===SpongeBob's ending===<br />
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on SpongeBob)<br> <br />
Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?<br><br />
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! (Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads)<br><br />
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray!<br> <br />
SpongeBob: We're home!<br><br />
Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved!<br> <br />
Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? (their bodies have been turned into fruits and they gasp as they realize they are in a blender)<br> <br />
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (whistles(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream in fear and bounce away in the blender) Hey, get back here with that! Ha ha! I'll get ya! (Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast)<br />
<br />
===Back at Encino,===<br />
Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! (Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY) Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! (blows horn)<br><br />
Kids: Hooray!<br> <br />
Patchy: Now, blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! Thank you, my precious potty.<br> <br />
Potty: Brawk, you're not welcome.<br> <br />
Patchy: Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!<br><br />
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! (Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast)<br> <br />
Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! (Potty collapses to the floor)<br />
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<div>{{EpInfo|Ghoul Fools|Ghoul Fools.jpg|162, Special|8/2011|October 21, 2011|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation|Mermaid Man Begins}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
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'''Ghoul Fools''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Lord Poltergiest<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]<br />
*First Mate Ghoul<br />
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*Milkshake Gremlin<br />
*"Eternally Tortured" Donut<br />
*Skeletons<br />
*Giant Demonic Spongebob<br />
*Cat o' Nine Tails [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Briny Deep song]<br />
*Gary the Snail [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Brain Deep song]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*Haunted Houseboat<br />
*The Void<br />
*Krusty Krab<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ghouls of the Briny Deep by Ghosts<br />
*Ghosts by Patchy the Pirate<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
At Encino, Patchy play the game and "Hi." Patchy waves.<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are laying on the ground watching the clouds until they see a haunted house boat. Patrick wants to check it out so the buddies do. Patrick thinks the boat is lame, but SpongeBob thinks its real. Then they meet Lord Poltergeist who sings a sea shanty by Patrick's request. SpongeBob asks why Lord Poltergeist is in Bikini Bottom and it is because ther's a broken headgasket. Lord Poltergeist takes their souls but gives SpongeBob a dubloon to buy a new headgasket in 24 hours. SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab and tell the customers about the ghosts. <br />
Back at Encino, Patchy watch the TV called "Wow Wow Wubbzy"<br />
Woo Woo Wubbzy theme song above is start.<br />
The customers run away and Mr. Krabs wants to know what's with the chaos. SpongeBob tells him about Lord Poltergeist and how he stole their souls but gave them a dubloon. Mr. Krabs takes the dubloon and takes a headgasket from a car. Sandy then appears with ghost equipment and wants to catch some Milkshake Gremlins. The five go back to the boat where Mr. Krabs steal the dubloons and hands bags to Squidward and Patrick. Lord Poltergeist appears and SpongeBob givess him the headgasket. The lord gives SpongeBob and Patrick orange soda instead of their souls and sucks Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick into the void and shows them their greatest fears. Sandy sucks the three back into her equipment. Then Mr. Krabs and Lord Poltergeist fight for the dubloons. SpongeBob catches it and realizes it belongs to the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman comes by immediately to reclaim his dubloons & begins firing broadsides at them. Lord Poltergeist runs away until the boat breaks down. Finally the Flying Dutchman turns into a torpedo that falls onto the Haunted Houseboat and explodes, cursing them all and sending them to the Void. The episode finishes with the Krusty Krab in the Void with new customers, the Skeletons (who pay with bones, which Squidward comments about), and two new employees: the Eternally Tortured Donut (Who was eaten before charging a skeleton Cyclops $2.00 for eating him) and the Giant Demonic Spongebob from Squidward's "vision of eternal torment", who flips the entire Krusty Krab (now called the Kursed Krab) and morphs with the Flying Dutchman, laughing.<br />
Back at Encino, Patchy close the door and card "The End" Appears.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second official Halloween-themed episode. The first one was [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].<br />
*This is a half hour special.<br />
*This is the 18th special. The next 2 are [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] and [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]].<br />
*Lord Poltergeist name is not said through out the episode.<br />
*This is one of the Season 8 episodes were Mr.Krabs is orange instead of fire engine red.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Ghoul Fools|Transcript for Ghoul Fools]]<br />
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{{Specials}}<br />
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<div>{{EpInfo|Ghoul Fools|Ghoul Fools.jpg|162, Special|8/2011|October 21, 2011|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation|Mermaid Man Begins}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
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'''Ghoul Fools''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Lord Poltergiest<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]<br />
*First Mate Ghoul<br />
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*Milkshake Gremlin<br />
*"Eternally Tortured" Donut<br />
*Skeletons<br />
*Giant Demonic Spongebob<br />
*Cat o' Nine Tails (Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Briny Deep song)<br />
*Gary the Snail [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Brain Deep song]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*Haunted Houseboat<br />
*The Void<br />
*Krusty Krab<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ghouls of the Briny Deep by Ghosts<br />
*Ghosts by Patchy the Pirate<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
At Encino, Patchy play the game and "Hi." Patchy waves.<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are laying on the ground watching the clouds until they see a haunted house boat. Patrick wants to check it out so the buddies do. Patrick thinks the boat is lame, but SpongeBob thinks its real. Then they meet Lord Poltergeist who sings a sea shanty by Patrick's request. SpongeBob asks why Lord Poltergeist is in Bikini Bottom and it is because ther's a broken headgasket. Lord Poltergeist takes their souls but gives SpongeBob a dubloon to buy a new headgasket in 24 hours. SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab and tell the customers about the ghosts. <br />
Back at Encino, Patchy watch the TV called "Wow Wow Wubbzy"<br />
Woo Woo Wubbzy theme song above is start.<br />
The customers run away and Mr. Krabs wants to know what's with the chaos. SpongeBob tells him about Lord Poltergeist and how he stole their souls but gave them a dubloon. Mr. Krabs takes the dubloon and takes a headgasket from a car. Sandy then appears with ghost equipment and wants to catch some Milkshake Gremlins. The five go back to the boat where Mr. Krabs steal the dubloons and hands bags to Squidward and Patrick. Lord Poltergeist appears and SpongeBob givess him the headgasket. The lord gives SpongeBob and Patrick orange soda instead of their souls and sucks Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick into the void and shows them their greatest fears. Sandy sucks the three back into her equipment. Then Mr. Krabs and Lord Poltergeist fight for the dubloons. SpongeBob catches it and realizes it belongs to the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman comes by immediately to reclaim his dubloons & begins firing broadsides at them. Lord Poltergeist runs away until the boat breaks down. Finally the Flying Dutchman turns into a torpedo that falls onto the Haunted Houseboat and explodes, cursing them all and sending them to the Void. The episode finishes with the Krusty Krab in the Void with new customers, the Skeletons (who pay with bones, which Squidward comments about), and two new employees: the Eternally Tortured Donut (Who was eaten before charging a skeleton Cyclops $2.00 for eating him) and the Giant Demonic Spongebob from Squidward's "vision of eternal torment", who flips the entire Krusty Krab (now called the Kursed Krab) and morphs with the Flying Dutchman, laughing.<br />
Back at Encino, Patchy close the door and card "The End" Appears.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second official Halloween-themed episode. The first one was [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].<br />
*This is a half hour special.<br />
*This is the 18th special. The next 2 are [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] and [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]].<br />
*Lord Poltergeist name is not said through out the episode.<br />
*This is one of the Season 8 episodes were Mr.Krabs is orange instead of fire engine red.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Ghoul Fools|Transcript for Ghoul Fools]]<br />
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Potty the Parrot
2015-04-03T20:20:10Z
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f3f3ff;width:347px; float:right;"<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Image:PottyParrotHead.JPG|160px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | <br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Gender:''' || Male <br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Species:''' || Bird Puppet<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Color:''' || Green and yellow<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| '''Friends:''' || [[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
|}<br />
'''Potty the Parrot''' is an annoying puppet friend of [[Patchy the Pirate]]. Potty usually tries to correct any mistakes Patchy made, or simply makes fun of him. Potty was the one who hired [[The Birdbrains]] in [[Party Pooper Pants]] and became one of the staff in [[The Poop Deck]], as seen in [[Friend or Foe?]] Patchy segments. the viewers are constantly reminded that Potty is a puppet, almost as if it was a small running gag in the show. Patchy once broke their friendship because Potty does not support him, as seen in "Friend or Foe". Potty seems to love any genres of music he can dance to, such as rap or heavy metal. He's voiced by SpongeBob's creator, [[Stephen Hillenburg]] and [[Paul Tibbitt]] (Season 5).<br />
==Character biography ==<br />
===As Patchy's pet===<br />
Potty is usually torturing Patchy. Patchy constantly is annoyed by Potty, though Potty has all the good ideas. Potty would usually say ''"Squawk!"'' which bothers Patchy, almost as if Patchy didn't know it was a common noise made by parrot.<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
*"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas."<br />
*"Let's watch it again."<br />
*"Brawk!"</div>
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Ghoul Fools (Episode)
2015-04-03T20:17:24Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Characters */</p>
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<div>{{EpInfo|Ghoul Fools|Ghoul Fools.jpg|162, Special|8/2011|October 21, 2011|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation|Mermaid Man Begins}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Mr Krabs ghouls fools.jpg|300px]]</center><small>© Viacom</small><br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Ghoul Fools''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Lord Poltergiest<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]<br />
*First Mate Ghoul<br />
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*Milkshake Gremlin<br />
*"Eternally Tortured" Donut<br />
*Skeletons<br />
*Giant Demonic Spongebob<br />
*Cat o' Nine Tails (Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Briny Deep song)<br />
*Gary the Snail [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Brain Deep song]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*Haunted Houseboat<br />
*The Void<br />
*Krusty Krab<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ghouls of the Briny Deep by Ghosts<br />
*Ghosts by Patchy the Pirate<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are laying on the ground watching the clouds until they see a haunted house boat. Patrick wants to check it out so the buddies do. Patrick thinks the boat is lame, but SpongeBob thinks its real. Then they meet Lord Poltergeist who sings a sea shanty by Patrick's request. SpongeBob asks why Lord Poltergeist is in Bikini Bottom and it is because ther's a broken headgasket. Lord Poltergeist takes their souls but gives SpongeBob a dubloon to buy a new headgasket in 24 hours. SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab and tell the customers about the ghosts. The customers run away and Mr. Krabs wants to know what's with the chaos. SpongeBob tells him about Lord Poltergeist and how he stole their souls but gave them a dubloon. Mr. Krabs takes the dubloon and takes a headgasket from a car. Sandy then appears with ghost equipment and wants to catch some Milkshake Gremlins. The five go back to the boat where Mr. Krabs steal the dubloons and hands bags to Squidward and Patrick. Lord Poltergeist appears and SpongeBob givess him the headgasket. The lord gives SpongeBob and Patrick orange soda instead of their souls and sucks Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick into the void and shows them their greatest fears. Sandy sucks the three back into her equipment. Then Mr. Krabs and Lord Poltergeist fight for the dubloons. SpongeBob catches it and realizes it belongs to the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman comes by immediately to reclaim his dubloons & begins firing broadsides at them. Lord Poltergeist runs away until the boat breaks down. Finally the Flying Dutchman turns into a torpedo that falls onto the Haunted Houseboat and explodes, cursing them all and sending them to the Void. The episode finishes with the Krusty Krab in the Void with new customers, the Skeletons (who pay with bones, which Squidward comments about), and two new employees: the Eternally Tortured Donut (Who was eaten before charging a skeleton Cyclops $2.00 for eating him) and the Giant Demonic Spongebob from Squidward's "vision of eternal torment", who flips the entire Krusty Krab (now called the Kursed Krab) and morphs with the Flying Dutchman, laughing.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second official Halloween-themed episode. The first one was [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].<br />
*This is a half hour special.<br />
*This is the 18th special. The next 2 are [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] and [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]].<br />
*Lord Poltergeist name is not said through out the episode.<br />
*This is one of the Season 8 episodes were Mr.Krabs is orange instead of fire engine red.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Ghoul Fools|Transcript for Ghoul Fools]]<br />
<br />
{{Holiday Episodes}}<br />
{{Specials}}<br />
{{Season8}}<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[de:Ghoul Fools (Episode)]]</div>
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Ghoul Fools (Episode)
2015-04-03T20:17:02Z
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<div>{{EpInfo|Ghoul Fools|Ghoul Fools.jpg|162, Special|8/2011|October 21, 2011|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation|Mermaid Man Begins}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Mr Krabs ghouls fools.jpg|300px]]</center><small>© Viacom</small><br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Ghoul Fools''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Lord Poltergiest<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]<br />
*First Mate Ghoul<br />
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*Milkshake Gremlin<br />
*"Eternally Tortured" Donut<br />
*Skeletons<br />
*Giant Demonic Spongebob<br />
*Cat o' Nine Tails (Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Briny Deep song)<br />
*Gary the Snail [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Brain Deep song]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
**Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*Haunted Houseboat<br />
*The Void<br />
*Krusty Krab<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ghouls of the Briny Deep by Ghosts<br />
*Ghosts by Patchy the Pirate<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are laying on the ground watching the clouds until they see a haunted house boat. Patrick wants to check it out so the buddies do. Patrick thinks the boat is lame, but SpongeBob thinks its real. Then they meet Lord Poltergeist who sings a sea shanty by Patrick's request. SpongeBob asks why Lord Poltergeist is in Bikini Bottom and it is because ther's a broken headgasket. Lord Poltergeist takes their souls but gives SpongeBob a dubloon to buy a new headgasket in 24 hours. SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab and tell the customers about the ghosts. The customers run away and Mr. Krabs wants to know what's with the chaos. SpongeBob tells him about Lord Poltergeist and how he stole their souls but gave them a dubloon. Mr. Krabs takes the dubloon and takes a headgasket from a car. Sandy then appears with ghost equipment and wants to catch some Milkshake Gremlins. The five go back to the boat where Mr. Krabs steal the dubloons and hands bags to Squidward and Patrick. Lord Poltergeist appears and SpongeBob givess him the headgasket. The lord gives SpongeBob and Patrick orange soda instead of their souls and sucks Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick into the void and shows them their greatest fears. Sandy sucks the three back into her equipment. Then Mr. Krabs and Lord Poltergeist fight for the dubloons. SpongeBob catches it and realizes it belongs to the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman comes by immediately to reclaim his dubloons & begins firing broadsides at them. Lord Poltergeist runs away until the boat breaks down. Finally the Flying Dutchman turns into a torpedo that falls onto the Haunted Houseboat and explodes, cursing them all and sending them to the Void. The episode finishes with the Krusty Krab in the Void with new customers, the Skeletons (who pay with bones, which Squidward comments about), and two new employees: the Eternally Tortured Donut (Who was eaten before charging a skeleton Cyclops $2.00 for eating him) and the Giant Demonic Spongebob from Squidward's "vision of eternal torment", who flips the entire Krusty Krab (now called the Kursed Krab) and morphs with the Flying Dutchman, laughing.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second official Halloween-themed episode. The first one was [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].<br />
*This is a half hour special.<br />
*This is the 18th special. The next 2 are [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] and [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]].<br />
*Lord Poltergeist name is not said through out the episode.<br />
*This is one of the Season 8 episodes were Mr.Krabs is orange instead of fire engine red.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Ghoul Fools|Transcript for Ghoul Fools]]<br />
<br />
{{Holiday Episodes}}<br />
{{Specials}}<br />
{{Season8}}<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[de:Ghoul Fools (Episode)]]</div>
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Ghoul Fools (Episode)
2015-04-03T20:16:22Z
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<div>{{EpInfo|Ghoul Fools|Ghoul Fools.jpg|162, Special|8/2011|October 21, 2011|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation|Mermaid Man Begins}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Mr Krabs ghouls fools.jpg|300px]]</center><small>© Viacom</small><br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Ghoul Fools''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Lord Poltergiest<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]<br />
*First Mate Ghoul<br />
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*Milkshake Gremlin<br />
*"Eternally Tortured" Donut<br />
*Skeletons<br />
*Giant Demonic Spongebob<br />
*Cat o' Nine Tails (Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Briny Deep song)<br />
*Gary the Snail [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Brain Deep song]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
**Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*Haunted Houseboat<br />
*The Void<br />
*Krusty Krab<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ghouls of the Briny Deep<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are laying on the ground watching the clouds until they see a haunted house boat. Patrick wants to check it out so the buddies do. Patrick thinks the boat is lame, but SpongeBob thinks its real. Then they meet Lord Poltergeist who sings a sea shanty by Patrick's request. SpongeBob asks why Lord Poltergeist is in Bikini Bottom and it is because ther's a broken headgasket. Lord Poltergeist takes their souls but gives SpongeBob a dubloon to buy a new headgasket in 24 hours. SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab and tell the customers about the ghosts. The customers run away and Mr. Krabs wants to know what's with the chaos. SpongeBob tells him about Lord Poltergeist and how he stole their souls but gave them a dubloon. Mr. Krabs takes the dubloon and takes a headgasket from a car. Sandy then appears with ghost equipment and wants to catch some Milkshake Gremlins. The five go back to the boat where Mr. Krabs steal the dubloons and hands bags to Squidward and Patrick. Lord Poltergeist appears and SpongeBob givess him the headgasket. The lord gives SpongeBob and Patrick orange soda instead of their souls and sucks Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick into the void and shows them their greatest fears. Sandy sucks the three back into her equipment. Then Mr. Krabs and Lord Poltergeist fight for the dubloons. SpongeBob catches it and realizes it belongs to the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman comes by immediately to reclaim his dubloons & begins firing broadsides at them. Lord Poltergeist runs away until the boat breaks down. Finally the Flying Dutchman turns into a torpedo that falls onto the Haunted Houseboat and explodes, cursing them all and sending them to the Void. The episode finishes with the Krusty Krab in the Void with new customers, the Skeletons (who pay with bones, which Squidward comments about), and two new employees: the Eternally Tortured Donut (Who was eaten before charging a skeleton Cyclops $2.00 for eating him) and the Giant Demonic Spongebob from Squidward's "vision of eternal torment", who flips the entire Krusty Krab (now called the Kursed Krab) and morphs with the Flying Dutchman, laughing.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second official Halloween-themed episode. The first one was [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].<br />
*This is a half hour special.<br />
*This is the 18th special. The next 2 are [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] and [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]].<br />
*Lord Poltergeist name is not said through out the episode.<br />
*This is one of the Season 8 episodes were Mr.Krabs is orange instead of fire engine red.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Ghoul Fools|Transcript for Ghoul Fools]]<br />
<br />
{{Holiday Episodes}}<br />
{{Specials}}<br />
{{Season8}}<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[de:Ghoul Fools (Episode)]]</div>
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Ghoul Fools (Episode)
2015-04-03T20:15:12Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Characters */</p>
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<div>{{EpInfo|Ghoul Fools|Ghoul Fools.jpg|162, Special|8/2011|October 21, 2011|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation|Mermaid Man Begins}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:Mr Krabs ghouls fools.jpg|300px]]</center><small>© Viacom</small><br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Ghoul Fools''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Lord Poltergiest<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy Cheeks]]<br />
*First Mate Ghoul<br />
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]<br />
*Milkshake Gremlin<br />
*"Eternally Tortured" Donut<br />
*Skeletons<br />
*Giant Demonic Spongebob<br />
*Cat o' Nine Tails (Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Briny Deep song)<br />
*Gary the Snail [Appears briefly during the Ghouls of the Brain Deep song]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
**Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*Haunted Houseboat<br />
*The Void<br />
*Krusty Krab<br />
<br />
===Songs===<br />
*The Ghouls of the Briny Deep<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are laying on the ground watching the clouds until they see a haunted house boat. Patrick wants to check it out so the buddies do. Patrick thinks the boat is lame, but SpongeBob thinks its real. Then they meet Lord Poltergeist who sings a sea shanty by Patrick's request. SpongeBob asks why Lord Poltergeist is in Bikini Bottom and it is because ther's a broken headgasket. Lord Poltergeist takes their souls but gives SpongeBob a dubloon to buy a new headgasket in 24 hours. SpongeBob and Patrick run to the Krusty Krab and tell the customers about the ghosts. The customers run away and Mr. Krabs wants to know what's with the chaos. SpongeBob tells him about Lord Poltergeist and how he stole their souls but gave them a dubloon. Mr. Krabs takes the dubloon and takes a headgasket from a car. Sandy then appears with ghost equipment and wants to catch some Milkshake Gremlins. The five go back to the boat where Mr. Krabs steal the dubloons and hands bags to Squidward and Patrick. Lord Poltergeist appears and SpongeBob givess him the headgasket. The lord gives SpongeBob and Patrick orange soda instead of their souls and sucks Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick into the void and shows them their greatest fears. Sandy sucks the three back into her equipment. Then Mr. Krabs and Lord Poltergeist fight for the dubloons. SpongeBob catches it and realizes it belongs to the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman comes by immediately to reclaim his dubloons & begins firing broadsides at them. Lord Poltergeist runs away until the boat breaks down. Finally the Flying Dutchman turns into a torpedo that falls onto the Haunted Houseboat and explodes, cursing them all and sending them to the Void. The episode finishes with the Krusty Krab in the Void with new customers, the Skeletons (who pay with bones, which Squidward comments about), and two new employees: the Eternally Tortured Donut (Who was eaten before charging a skeleton Cyclops $2.00 for eating him) and the Giant Demonic Spongebob from Squidward's "vision of eternal torment", who flips the entire Krusty Krab (now called the Kursed Krab) and morphs with the Flying Dutchman, laughing.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second official Halloween-themed episode. The first one was [[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]].<br />
*This is a half hour special.<br />
*This is the 18th special. The next 2 are [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] and [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]].<br />
*Lord Poltergeist name is not said through out the episode.<br />
*This is one of the Season 8 episodes were Mr.Krabs is orange instead of fire engine red.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: Ghoul Fools|Transcript for Ghoul Fools]]<br />
<br />
{{Holiday Episodes}}<br />
{{Specials}}<br />
{{Season8}}<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[de:Ghoul Fools (Episode)]]</div>
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1
2015-04-03T20:02:51Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence) */</p>
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<div>==Dialogue==<br />
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===<br />
*[Movie stars with the 2004 Paramount Pictures logo. Nickelodeon Movies logo.]<br />
*[As the title cards read "Paramount Pictures presents", A "Nickelodeon Movies Production" and "In assoration with A United Plankton Pictures"]<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]'' <br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Where is it?<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]'' <br />
<br />
*'''Music:''' SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song<br />
<br />
*'''Pirates:''' [singing] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? [Title card" SpongeBob SquarePants Movie appears] SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''<br />
<br />
===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...'' <br />
<br />
(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens) <br />
<br />
'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. <br />
<br />
'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' Phil. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.<br />
<br />
'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===<br />
(Continues from dream)<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.<br />
<br />
'''Gary:''' Meow.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"<br />
portraits) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What do you want?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===<br />
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. <br />
<br />
'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! <br />
<br />
(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick) <br />
<br />
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br />
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===<br />
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab at Bikini Bottom News. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)<br />
<br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money. <br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)<br />
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket) <br />
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)<br />
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from <br />
A to Y. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Z?<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Eww, I think I stepped in something.<br />
<br />
(Tries to scrape Plankton off)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. <br />
Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===<br />
<br />
(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. <br />
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this? <br />
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 7: The sad truth===<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...<br />
<br />
'''Lenny:''' Dork?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl:''' A goofball? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.<br />
<br />
'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.<br />
<br />
'''Steve:''' Wing nut.<br />
<br />
'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob walks away)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===<br />
<br />
(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!<br />
<br />
(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''<br />
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<p>174.94.28.74: /* Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence) */</p>
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<div>==Dialogue==<br />
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]'' <br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Where is it?<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]'' <br />
<br />
'''Music:''' SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song<br />
<br />
*'''Pirates:''' [singing] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''<br />
<br />
===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...'' <br />
<br />
(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens) <br />
<br />
'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. <br />
<br />
'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' Phil. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.<br />
<br />
'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===<br />
(Continues from dream)<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.<br />
<br />
'''Gary:''' Meow.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"<br />
portraits) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What do you want?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===<br />
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. <br />
<br />
'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! <br />
<br />
(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick) <br />
<br />
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br />
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===<br />
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab at Bikini Bottom News. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)<br />
<br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money. <br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)<br />
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket) <br />
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)<br />
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from <br />
A to Y. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Z?<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Eww, I think I stepped in something.<br />
<br />
(Tries to scrape Plankton off)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. <br />
Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===<br />
<br />
(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. <br />
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this? <br />
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 7: The sad truth===<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...<br />
<br />
'''Lenny:''' Dork?<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.<br />
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'''Pearl:''' A goofball? <br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.<br />
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'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.<br />
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'''Steve:''' Wing nut.<br />
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'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?<br />
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'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?<br />
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(SpongeBob walks away)<br />
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'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.<br />
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.<br />
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===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===<br />
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(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)<br />
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'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!<br />
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(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.) <br />
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'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?<br />
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'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''<br />
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Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis
2015-04-03T19:46:50Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* SpongeBob's Segment Part 2; At the Money Hall */</p>
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<div>Characters<br />
SpongeBob <br />
Patrick <br />
Lord Royal Highness <br />
Squidward <br />
Sandy <br />
Mr. Krabs <br />
Plankton <br />
Guards <br />
Patchy the Pirate <br />
Potty the Parrot <br />
[edit]Dialogue<br />
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== Patchy's Segment Part 1; Encino is ruined ==<br />
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Patchy: Let's go! (Patchy honks) Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. Some music should soothe me jangled nerve. At least me in-dash-hi-fi-still works. (Patchy breaks his radio) Oh! Me ultra rare Frampton Comes Alive 8 Track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! (Patchy cries) (Patchy's cell phone rings) Who's calling? Yes, Patchy, here, start talking. <br />
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Potty: Hey, Patchy, the New SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk? <br />
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Patchy: Stuck on the 101. Uh, be a dear and record it for me, will you? <br />
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Potty: Oh, I threw that old Betamax machine in the garbage, brawk! <br />
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Patchy: You what?!!<br />
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Potty: Oh, calm down, beardy. <br />
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Patchy: Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! (Someone honks at him) Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. (dial tone rings) Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello? (groans) Dropped again. (closes his phone) Curse this traffic...! Whew! (grunts) Ahh, home at last. What the? (His eyes break the sunglasses)Encino... it's gone. Noooooooooooooooo! (cries) You know, kids, this kind of reminds Patchy of a old story, another story about a lost city. <br />
why don't you check it out? No..... Encino.<br />
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== SpongeBob's Segment Part 1; Going to Atlantis ==<br />
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles.) <br />
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Patrick: A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob. <br />
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SpongeBob: Hurry Patrick, hurry! (Patrick takes a photo of the bubble, but misses) How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook? <br />
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Patrick: More like the scrap-heap. They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again. <br />
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SpongeBob: OK Patrick, this one's gonna be my masterpiece. <br />
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Patrick: I'm ready. (SpongeBob blows a bubble in his image.) <br />
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SpongeBob Bubble: Hi, Patrick! <br />
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Patrick: (Misses a photo of the bubble) Oh, I missed it again! Well, this darn camera isn't fast enough. (Throws camera to the ground and stamps it to submission.)<br />
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SpongeBob: Hold on a second, Patrick! It's not the poor camera's fault you can't get a photo.<br />
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Patrick: It's not? <br />
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SpongeBob: No, it is the very nature of the fragile bubble. <br />
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Patrick: It IS? <br />
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SpongeBob: Yes it is my friend, allow me to demonstrate. <br />
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Song: The Bubble Song<br />
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SpongeBob: The sun must set at the end of every day. And the curtain must fall at the end of every play. And every little bubble ever blown must someday, POP! <br />
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Patrick: Like presents, on Christmas day it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese souffle it doesn't last all day. <br />
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SpongeBob: I will try again. To blow a bubble that will last all day. <br />
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[SpongeBob begins to blow a giant bubble, it captures them both and floats away] <br />
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Patrick: Um, SpongeBob? <br />
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SpongeBob: Not now, Patrick, this bubble's gonna break all records! <br />
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Patrick: Well I hope it doesn't break until we get a bit closer to the ground. <br />
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SpongeBob: Huh? (looks down) What have I done!? (The two start screaming as the bubble drifts into a cave.) <br />
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SpongeBob: We'll never get out of here! <br />
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Patrick: NO! <br />
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(The bubble is popped by a jagged point on a half of a broken amulet) <br />
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Patrick: What happened? <br />
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SpongeBob: (pointing to broken amulet) That's what happened.<br />
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Patrick: Whoa, what is it? It looks really old. <br />
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SpongeBob: Antis. What do think that means, Patrick? <br />
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Patrick: Antis... antis... SquarePantis! Probably belonged to your ancient ancestors. (Picks up the half of the amulet) SpongeBob SquarePantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors for it is your birth right! (shoves into SpongeBob's face) <br />
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SpongeBob: My birth right!? (Falls) Ow ooh, Ow ooh ow! Let's take this to the Bikini Bottom museum, they'll know what it is! <br />
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Mr. Krabs: (Whistles) Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin', huh?. <br />
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Security Guard: Whatever you say. <br />
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Mr Krabs: (Mr Krabs pretends to be administration) Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars. <br />
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Old Lady: But I thought it was free Tuesday.<br />
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Mr Krabs: No no no. Today's Monday, otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this 'I hate Mondays' shirt. <br />
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Old Lady: Good point. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Enjoy the artifacts! (To self) Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. (Hears SpongeBob and Patrick laughing) SpongeBob! (Hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum) Phew, that was a close one. (Old lady points him out to a security guard then Mr. Krabs runs inside) <br />
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Squidward: Neptune's Ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge- (SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over.) AAAH! Oh, would you two watch where you're- (Gasps) What is that? What are you doing with the Amulet of Atlantis? <br />
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SpongeBob: We were just- <br />
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Squidward: You're going to steal it!? <br />
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SpongeBob: No Squidward, we'd never- <br />
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Squidward: This is a new low, even for YOU TWO. (removes amulet half from SpongeBob.) Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso- (looks at the half-amulet on display and the half he took from SpongeBob) You boobs found the missing half to the Atlantean Amulet!? <br />
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SpongeBob: What's an Atlantean omelet? <br />
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Squidward: AMULET, NOT OMELET!!!! It's the key to untold riches! <br />
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Mr Krabs:(shoves SpongeBob and Patrick and faces Squidward) Did somebody say untold riches!? <br />
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Squidward: Yes Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lights are made with diamonds. <br />
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Mr Krabs: DIAMOND LIGHT BULBS!!!??? I wonder what they make the money out of? <br />
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Squidward: For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day, but no ruins were ever found. (walks by mural with Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick) All the inventions that you take for granted, were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth and weaponry were eons ahead of their time! <br />
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SpongeBob: (points to bubble) Why is this bubble painted on the mural? <br />
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Squidward: That's just the oldest living bubble. <br />
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SpongeBob: The oldest living bubble alive? Behold Patrick-the oldest living bubble! <br />
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Patrick: This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen! <br />
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Squidward: That's just a painting you quarter-wit! Ha, quarter-wit, (looks at Mr. Krabs) it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some darn old bubble hails in comparison to the art...<br />
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Mr Krabs: Money... <br />
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Sandy:(suddenly arrives out of nowhere) And science, don't forget science. What's all the hubbub boys? <br />
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Squidward: These two chowder-brains found the missing half of the Amulet. <br />
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Sandy: THE AMULET OF ATLANTIS!!!!???? Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What ya all waitin' on? Let's hitch them two doggies up! (Squidward prepares to connect the two halves of the amulet) Go on Squidward! <br />
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Mr Krabs: Hurry up Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger! [Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates] <br />
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Squidward: (Happy) <br />
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Sandy: (In Disbelief) <br />
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Patrick: Aaaah! <br />
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SpongeBob: Hoo hoo yeah, hoo hoo hoo! <br />
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[The Amulet shoots a beam at the ceiling and a bus drops from the resulting hole] <br />
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Squidward: The magical path to Atlantis is a van?!<br />
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Mr Krabs: Nice hot rod flames! <br />
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Patrick: [Amulet spins] What's it doing?<br />
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[Amulet lifts, flies, and attaches itself to the bus. The display reads Atlantis. The door opens.) <br />
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Sandy: Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo. Would ya' look at that!? Take a gander, y'all! <br />
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Squidward: Fabulous decor! <br />
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Mr Krabs: Quite a vessel, but who's manning it? <br />
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Robot: Greetings. Welcome aboard the Sea Ship Atlantis. This is a non-stop trip, so please take a seat, relax, and we'll be on our way. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Bet there's some loose change in here! <br />
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SpongeBob: Ah, so this is what luxury feels like. <br />
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Squidward: Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. (Mechanical arms come out of floor at command and gives Squidward a foot-rub)<br />
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Robot: Attention passengers, regretfully we lack the fuel needed for forward motion. <br />
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Everyone: What!? <br />
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(Cut to a gas station. Mr. Krabs tries to fuel the bus up, but finds no visible gas tank.) <br />
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Mr Krabs: (To Robot) Is this some kind of joke? Where's the gas tank? <br />
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Robot: We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive, and have developed an alternative source we call "song". <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Huh? <br />
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Robot: The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing. <br />
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Squidward: Does that make any sense? <br />
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SpongeBob: No, but I'm gained for singing any day!<br />
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Song: Fueling the Bus<br />
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SpongeBob: (in song) Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along! To a land where all our dre-e. (The bus lifts but drops when SpongeBob hits a wrong note) [normally] Whoops, sorry. (in song) To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true. A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............ <br />
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Mr Krabs: Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend. <br />
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Plankton: Ha ha ha! Such a valiant desire! He he he! The lost weapons of Atlantis-the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them miiiiine! <br />
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Sandy: Did y'all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty! With all their advanced science, and my painfully large mind! <br />
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Sandy #2: [Clone] I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds! <br />
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Squidward: As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis with their glorious aesthetics, I'll cop their style in a while- my art will be prophetic! <br />
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Patrick: I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um, uuuuh, (normal) I don't know what I like. (They start falling out of the sky)<br />
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Robot: Warning, you have run out of song fuel. <br />
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Everyone: AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
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Squidward: Hey look, it's Atlantis. <br />
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SpongeBob: Pretty! <br />
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Everyone: AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bus crashes)<br />
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Squidward: You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: (Everyone walks to a castle) Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell. <br />
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SpongeBob: Ring for the King, huh? (Rings the bell. A carpet rolls out from the doors ahead. Lord Royal Highness emerges.) <br />
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Lord Royal Highness: Welcome to Atlantis. I've been expecting you. (trips and falls down the really long stairway. Gets back up.) Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Lord Royal Highness, but my friends call me LRH. <br />
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SpongeBob: My friends call me SpongeBob. I'm here to see the oldest bubble. <br />
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LRH: Yes, of course. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: What a ripoff! This street ain't gold! <br />
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LRH: Oh, if it's gold you want, you'll find it in our vault. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene. I like money. <br />
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LRH: Yes, I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here... <br />
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Plankton: They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... (tries to open glovebox door but fails.) Trapped! Ok, what do I have to work with here? (picks up flashlight, turns it on and sees a book in front of him.) What's this? Owner's manual!? Looks like I've found my escape route! (Laughs diabolically, crawls out via exhaust pipe and falls) Ow! <br />
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LRH: For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders. But we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this, or any, world. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Eh, harmony shmarmony. When do we get to see the treasure?! <br />
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LRH: But of course, follow me. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Comin' through, boys! (Everybody frowns at Mr. Krabs when he passes in front of them rudley) <br />
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Plankton: These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. (Squeezes under door) Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! (Laughs diabolically)<br />
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== Patchy's Segment Part 2; Encino gone in a flash ==<br />
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Patchy: Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! (Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes). Well, enjoy the rest of the show.<br />
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== SpongeBob's Segment Part 2; At the Money Hall ==<br />
LRH: It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you all to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in quite some time. You see being a lost city has certain disadvantages, which I digress. Now if you'll just follow me, I'll show you our grandest achievements.<br />
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(Mr. Krabs grabs Squidward) Mr Krabs: Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold! Now, that street light better be a 600 carot diamond or else! (Starts unscrewing a light bulb while standing on Squidward) Hold still, Squidward! <br />
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Squidward: (straining) You're standing on my neck! <br />
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Mr. Krabs: (finds out light bulb is an ordinary one) What!? (falls) <br />
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LRH: Are you alright? <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Yes, I feel odd. (acts wierdly) <br />
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you ok? <br />
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Mr. Krabs: I know that smell anywhere. Me pockets! They be smelling loot! (He smells money, and his pockets bark and direct him to the Treasure Room, the pockets eat the money) <br />
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LRH: Those pockets of yours really have a thing for treasure. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: These are me hounds to me pants. <br />
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LRH: What you see here is a glimpse of ancient Atlantean history. Long ago we abandoned our obsession with wealth to focus on the pursuit of knowledge. So help yourself to as much as your pockets can carry. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: As much as me pockets can carry? <br />
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''Song: Mr. Krabs' Song''<br />
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Mr. Krabs (Singing): Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way, and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche! (yodels) Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it! <br />
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Doctor (Not Singing): Clear! (Shocks Krabs) <br />
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Mr. Krabs (Singing): I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess. Unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place, yes I did! With mountains of money, and rivers of cash. And a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious, and expensive, and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!<br />
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SONG OVER <br />
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LRH: Mr. Krabs! We're off to see the bubble! Would you care to join us? <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Are you kiddin'? I just got here! (Dives into the money) <br />
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LRH: Very well, then. Off we go. <br />
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'''Patrick''': (Under breath) SpongeBob, when are we gonna see the bubble? <br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! Shh! <br />
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LRH: Don't dally, lads. We don't want to be left behind, do we? <br />
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'''SpongeBob''': (Salute) No, sir! Come on along, Patrick! <br />
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Sandy: You know, LRH, I was born with a healthy scientific curiosity and I was wondering if I could get a peek at some of your scientific achievements? <br />
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LRH: Of course, Miss Cheeks. Here we are, the combination of all of our technology. I give you the Atlantean Hall, of Science. (Opens the door, a lot of futuristic gadgets are seen) <br />
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Sandy: Hoppin' acorns! Look at all this hi-tech gear! (Looks at one invention) What does this gizmo do? <br />
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LRH: It's a bio-mass converting device. It can take any house-hold object, (puts a comb on the platform, it goes in) this comb for example, and turn it into say, ice cream! (Presses a button and ice cream pops out) Would anyone like to try it? <br />
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SpongeBob and '''Patrick''': Oh! Oh! Me! Me! <br />
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LRH: Go ahead! (Hands them spoons, they eat) <br />
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'''SpongeBob''': Mmm! Comb flavored! <br />
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Sandy: What else can it turn things into? <br />
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LRH: Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked that bug out, yet. But I can show you the most amazing/fantasic device created by Atlantean hands. (Shows them a big machine) Behold. This grand machine allows the user to be broken down into nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand-to-hand. <br />
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Sandy: How's it work? <br />
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LRH: Please take a seat and I'll explain. (They do so, and metal gears go on their heads) Now, here's how it works-- <br />
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SpongeBob: Hey cool! (He pushes the center button and disappears into thin air) <br />
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Patrick: Where'd SpongeBob go? <br />
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LRH: Right now his molecules are being broken down into data. Which is assembled into this computer, and stored on these tapes. Then reassembled on a much smaller scale-- <br />
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SpongeBob: Someone help me! <br />
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LRH: And finally passes through this tube and into this tank which contains every element known to-- (looks closer) Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very agressive case of the sniffles. He could be in trouble! <br />
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Patrick: Don't worry, SpongeBob! I'm coming to help you! (Pushes the center button and disappears like SpongeBob) <br />
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Squidward: Okay, I've seen enough. Let me outta this thing! (Pushes the center button rapidly hoping it will get the gear off his head, but he disappears and goes into an 8-bit game) What's going on here? I-- oh no! Ah!(He sees a runny nose) <br />
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SpongeBob: Squidward, don't make any sudden movements! (The nose sneezes out four germs and Squidward falls over, jumps rapidly, and runs) <br />
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Squidward: Help, aah! (SpongeBob and Patrick follow, the germs chase them, and Sandy beams in) <br />
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SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: HELP, SANDY!!! <br />
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Sandy: Sounds like them critters is in trouble! (The nose puts SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward in it, and the germs guard Sandy from getting to them) <br />
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Sandy: Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon, as soon as I send these critters to their doom! (A title screen shows like a Nintendo game) <br />
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''Music: Sandy's Song''<br />
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Sandy (Singing): Look out, germs. The end is here, Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs, and make 'em pay, with some good old fashioned karate. (Hi-yah!) If I borrow some elements from the periodic table I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my mi-cro-sco-pic wrath!!!!! Hi-yah! (Hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the gang flies out, they all cheer)<br />
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GAME<br />
OVER<br />
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LRH: Well, shall we continue on with the rest of the tour? <br />
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Sandy: Y'all head out without me. (Hits the center button, going in again) <br />
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LRH: Well then, good luck. Have fun. We'll see you at dinner. (to SpongeBob) Your friend Sandy certainly is an exciteable one. <br />
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SpongeBob: Quite. <br />
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Squidward: Somehow I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoos the longest. <br />
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(In the heater vent behind Squidward is Plankton, who chuckles as he found the weapons) <br />
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Song: Plankton's Song<br />
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Plankton (Singing): Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beatiful fuse! And with this one I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues..... And this one here matches my shoes! Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes! Eeny, meeny, miney moe, I pick you, now let's go! (Chooses a huge tank, cut to LRH giving the tour) <br />
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Squidward: This stuff is wonderful and all but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture? <br />
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LRH: Gentlemen? What is art? <br />
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SpongeBob: Oh, oh! I know, I know! (Squidward shoves SpongeBob so he can fit in frame) <br />
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Squidward: I thought you'd never ask! Art is the conscious arrangement of elements in a manner that effects a sense of beauty. <br />
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LRH: Not even close! (Squidward looks shocked) Art is what happens when you learn to dream. (Hands SpongeBob a blue paint brush) Go ahead. Dream a little. (He hits the wall and it magically turns into SpongeBob's door) <br />
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SpongeBob: It looks like my front door! <br />
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LRH: Behold! The Hall of Arts! (He opens the door, Squidward's mouth opens, they step in) <br />
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Squidward: Incredible! (He cries) The creativity! The artistry! (He walks by a painting) This painting is so realistic, it looks like you could step straight into it. <br />
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LRH: And you can! (He grabs Squidward and throws him in the painting) <br />
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SpongeBob: Whoa! <br />
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Squidward: This place is amazing! (Steps into other paintings) <br />
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Song: Squidward's Song<br />
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Squidward (Singing): Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. (surreal) I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend, eternity (holds note, song over) <br />
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Atlantean: Hey can you not sing? I'm trying to model here. <br />
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Atlantean Painter: Now hold on, Nando. Why don't you take five. I'm really digging this squid's form. (The other Atlantean sighs and walks away) <br />
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Squidward: Look's like I'll be here inspiring these Atlantean art makers with my beauty. You guys go on ahead. <br />
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SpongeBob: Okay. Bye, Squidward! (They leave, and Squidward poses)<br />
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LRH: Now this section of town is known for it's advances in the science of fondue cooking. <br />
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SponeBob: Excuse me, sir. This tour's been great and all but uh, can we see the bubble now? <br />
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LRH: Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importanly, remember to... HAVE FUN!!! (Points to where it is, and they go in) <br />
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SpongeBob: There it is, Patrick! <br />
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SpongeBob and Patrick: The World's Oldest Living Bubble! Whoo! (They land on the safe keeping tube) <br />
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SpongeBob: Look at it, Patrick. So ancient. So floaty. It is the most beautiful wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen! <br />
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Patrick: Like a delicate air raisin! (They slide off) <br />
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LRH: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full. <br />
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SpongeBob: Thank you, Mr. Lord Royal Highness sir. (They stare shove their face in the glass) Just look at it, Patrick. Ah, the stories this bubble could tell. I just wish we could get a closer look (he leans in but the glass moves) Patrick! Get the-- <br />
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Patrick: Oh golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this! (They manage get it back up, after a close call when it lands against the glass on SpongeBob's side and bounces off with no damage, and laugh in victory) <br />
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SpongeBob: Whoo, that was a close one, buddy! <br />
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Patrick: Yeah. We almost popped the most prized possesion of all Atlantiseans! (Laughs) <br />
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SpongeBob: Boy, that would have been our greatest blunder without a doubt! But we should go before something bad does happen. <br />
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Patrick: Ooh! Let's get a picture for our scrapbooks before leave. <br />
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SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick! <br />
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Both: Cheese! (Patrick's flash pops the bubble) <br />
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SpongeBob: (With teeth closed) Patrick, did you hear something? <br />
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Patrick: (With teeth closed) I sort of a popping sound? <br />
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SpongeBob: Uh-huh. (They look at each other screaming at the empty space and their skin peels off, and SpongeBob's eyes land in his mouth, cut to the gang at dinner) <br />
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LRH: So sorry I'm late. The tour ran a little long. So, how are you all enjoying our beloved city? <br />
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Squidward: I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college. (Shows LRH a painting) <br />
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LRH: Absolutley marvelous! And Eugene, I assume the hall of treasure was everything you hoped for? (Mr. Krabs is brain-washed by the money) And Sandra, how did you find our laboratories? <br />
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Sandy: They are just amazing! I used your invention room to make this! <br />
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LRH: Splendid. What does it do? <br />
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Sandy: I'll show you. (Pushes a button and the food goes directly in her) Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your hi-tech lab! (SpongeBob and Patrick run in nervous) <br />
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LRH: SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession? <br />
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SpongeBob: (Gulps) We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now! <br />
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All: Huh? <br />
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LRH: Ahahaha! Come. Enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you leave. <br />
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(SpongeBob and Patrick shake) <br />
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Squidward: What is wrong with you two morons? <br />
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SpongeBob: We have to go home now! <br />
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Squidward: Why would you want to leave a paradise like Atlantis? <br />
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SpongeBob: Because, uh, Gary misses me? (Cuts to SpongeBob's house, Gary is having a party with other snails) <br />
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Patrick: WE DESTROYED YOUR MOST PRIZED POSESSION! (Shuts mouth) <br />
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LRH: (Pauses) Ahahaha! If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor! <br />
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SpongeBob: It's not a joke, we burst the bubble! (Sandy and Squidward gasp) <br />
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LRH: Haha. That's not the real bubble. It's just a prop for the tourists. (Holds up the bubble in a bottle) This is the real deal. <br />
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh! (Patrick takes a flash and it pops) <br />
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LRH: (Snarl) Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! (They come and grunt. SpongeBob and Patrick shake in fear of what they have done.) Sieze these hostile bubble poppers! <br />
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Sandy: Don't just stand there! Move! (She pushes them, they attack with a trident, pickaxe, and flail.) <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Can't you go any faster, Sandy? <br />
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Sandy: Maybe, if y'all would move your feet! <br />
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Mr. Krabs: Never mind! Just keep doing what you're doing! <br />
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Sandy: [Groans] (the guards shoot balls at them and Sandy grabs Patrick and flings him at them like a Ninja would) Come on, Patrick! (They shoot and Sandy uses SpongeBob as a shield) <br />
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SpongeBob: (Laughs) That tickles! <br />
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Sandy: Hang in there, little buddy. (Grabs Squidward and puts their shooting balls on his tentacles and shoots them at the guards, then uses Krabs) <br />
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LRH: Don't let them get away! (The guards follow the gang outside but they all confront Plankton's tank and Plankton aims at them while laughing evily)<br />
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== Patchy's Segment Part 3 ==<br />
===Part 1; Patchy Melts===<br />
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Patchy: This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. <br />
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Patchy: Here come the vultures the pick me bones! (Potty flies up) <br />
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Patchy: Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... <br />
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Patchy: Come back here! <br />
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Patchy: Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations. <br />
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SpongeBob: (SpongeBob laughs) Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. (Patchy is excited, and then he cries) <br />
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SpongeBob: Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get into Encino. <br />
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Patchy: B-B-But Encino is gone. <br />
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SpongeBob: It's not gone, if you believe. <br />
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Patchy: Believe, believe. (Falls asleep) <br />
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===Part 2; Encino is Back===<br />
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Patchy: (gasps) Welcome to Encino! It's back! <br />
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Patchy: (Hugs it) SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe. (laughs) <br />
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(Song) <br />
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You gotta believe. It was out of sight. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. The sky above, and ground below. Great to be back in Encino. It was lost, some time ago, just glad to be back home. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. Ohh! Ohh! You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. It was out of sight. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You got... (record scratches) <br />
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===Part 3; Encino is gone===<br />
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Patchy: (Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy) Ow! Ow! <br />
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Patchy: It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! <br />
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(Patchy cries) <br />
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Patchy: Ooh, a sandwich! Potty, you're a lifesaver. <br />
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Patchy: Oh...! Potty, you know I don't like mayo! <br />
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Patchy: (To a vulture) Here you want some? Go on. Take it. <br />
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Patchy: I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. <br />
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Patchy: Once it gets above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of grody, you know.<br />
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== SpongeBob's Segment Part 3; The End of Atlantis ==<br />
Plankton: (Laughs evily) Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! (He stomps on the switch but is too small to make it work) Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, "PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!!!!" (He stomps on it rapidly, harder) Oh, you! (Grabs rock, struggles) Prepare to taste my wrath! (Throws the rock on the switch and it works) <br />
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Computer: LAUNCH SEQUENCE DEPLOYED! (The tank shakes and Plankton laughs evily, everyone gasps and they hold each other, it blows out ice cream, a cow moos, SpongeBob and Patrick eat the ice cream) <br />
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Patrick: Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream. <br />
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Thanks, Plankton. <br />
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Plankton: Ice cream? It shoots ICE CREAM!!!??? (He gets out) Over-sized ice cream maker! (Kicks it) Yah! Ouch! Ow! <br />
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LRH: Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic (looks at SpongeBob and Patrick) replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! (Looks at Plankton and baby talk) Won't you, little fella? <br />
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Plankton: I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU-- (LRH squeezes him) <br />
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LRH: Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty old bubble! (Plankton is in the cage) <br />
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Plankton: You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- (someone take's a picture) Hey! Can't you read! (Points at sign) No flash photography! (The gang is getting on the van) <br />
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LRH: So nice to meet you all. I hope you have a safe journey back home. And do come back any time. <br />
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SpongeBob: So long. And thanks for the tour. (Everyone is in, and LRH closes the door, takes the amulet off the van and gives it to a guard) <br />
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LRH: Dispose of this quickly. We can't survive anymore visitors like these. <br />
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Guard: (Salutes) Sir, yes sir. (He runs to the dump and throws it in there, LRH waves good-bye as they go off) <br />
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LRH: I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier. (Cut to bus) <br />
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Song: Goodbye, Atlantis<br />
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SpongeBob: Goodbye, Atlantis. But we really have to go. Back to a little town, that is the greatest place I know-oh-oh-oh-oh! Back to Bikini Bottom! I can hardly wait! <br />
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Mr. Krabs: But what about the treasure? It was really great! <br />
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SpongeBob: I love Bikini Bottom! It's where my Gary is! <br />
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Sandy: But Atlantis had that science stuff at which I was a whiz! <br />
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SpongeBob: Soon I'll see the Krusty Krab. Where I'm happily employed! <br />
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Patrick: But Atlantis had the oldest bubble which I cruelly destroyed! <br />
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SpongeBob: You can't beat Bikini Bottom! No place is so nice! <br />
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Squidward: But Atlantis was a fabulous, artistic paradise! <br />
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SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but it's the end of our Atlantean vacation! <br />
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Squidward: And back to my depressing life of quiet desperation. <br />
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SpongeBob: Good-bye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound! <br />
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Squidward: Please turn this bus around! <br />
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SpongeBob: We had our fun! <br />
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Patrick: We sure did! <br />
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SpongeBob: But now we're done. <br />
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Sandy: And I'm bummed. <br />
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SpongeBob: We're on our way! <br />
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Sandy: Can't we stay? <br />
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SpongeBob: So now we say good-bye! <br />
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Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna cry! <br />
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Patrick: Me too! <br />
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SpongeBob: Good-bye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound. There's no place like home! <br />
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Mr. Krabs: There's no place like Atlantis! <br />
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SpongeBob: I can't wait to get home. <br />
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Mr. Krabs: I don't wanna go back! <br />
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SpongeBob: We're Bikini Bottom bound! <br />
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Sandy: Please don't make us leave! <br />
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SpongeBob: We're Bikini Bottom bound! <br />
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Squidward: Stop saying that! <br />
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SpongeBob: I even love the sound! <br />
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All: Good-bye Atlantis! <br />
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SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can-- <br />
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All: Good-bye Atlantis!<br />
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== Patchy's Segment Part 4; Patchy returns ==<br />
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Patchy: Pretty good story, eh, kids? <br />
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Patchy: I found Encino. <br />
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Patchy: But, it's all tiny. Somebody must've... <br />
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Patchy: Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhh! <br />
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Norblott Five's mother: Sorry, sir. Our son Norblott Five was messing around with his Shrink-a-tron again. <br />
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(The Tornado picks up Patchy and encino)<br />
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Patchy: No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! <br />
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Patchy: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. <br />
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Norblott Five's mother: Ok, hand it over, Norblott Five. <br />
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Norblott Five's mother: We'll fix your town, beardy. <br />
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Patchy: Beardy? <br />
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Patchy: Arrr! Arrr! Arrrr! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! <br />
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Patchy: Well, everything's back to the right size, eh, potty? <br />
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Patchy: Potty? <br />
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Potty: Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg! <br />
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Patchy: Um, I'm a little busy right now, but, you, can stop by for your old pal Patchy. <br />
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Patchy: And some more SpongeBob SquarePants. Bye. Potty, let go of me. <br />
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(SpongeBob laughs) <br />
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{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br />
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'''Atlantis SquarePantis''' is a TV movie from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]]. <br />
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==Info==<br />
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===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[The Oldest Living Bubble|The World's Oldest Living Bubble]]<br />
*[[Lord Royal Highness]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Eugene]]<br />
*[[Gary]]'s Snail Friends<br />
*[[SpongeGar]] (cameo) <br />
*[[Patar]] (cameo)<br />
*[[Squog]] (cameo)<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Potty the Parrot]]<br />
*[[The Three Aliens]] (debut)<br />
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]<br />
*[[Jellyfish Cave|Cave]]<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Museum<br />
*[[Atlantis]]<br />
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===Places=== <br />
*Bikini Bottom<br />
*Encino<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
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==Plot==<br />
SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields blowing bubbles. Patrick tries to take pictures of the bubbles, but cannot as the camera is too slow. Patrick blames the camera and stomps on it, but SpongeBob says it is not the camera's fault, then accidentally blows a bubble and gets them both stuck inside it. SpongeBob and Patrick start screaming for help, unaware that the bubble has carried them into a cave, miles from Bikini Bottom. The bubble bursts on what appears to be half of the Atlantean Amulet. SpongeBob notices the letters "ANTIS" on the side. Patrick concludes that the amulet probably belonged to SpongeBob's ancestors, thinking their last name may have been "SquarePantis." They travel to the museum to find out what it is. <br />
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Later, Squidward, who had been visiting the museum at the time, accuses SpongeBob and Patrick of stealing the Atlantian Amulet as he saw the half SpongeBob was holding. He then realizes, as he sees that the amulet is still on its platform, that SpongeBob must have found the missing half, which had been lost for eons. Sandy, who was at the museum as well, says that when the two pieces are joined together, the path to Atlantis is revealed. As Squidward discusses that history of Atlantis, Mr. Krabs joins them, after performing an unsuccessful scam earlier, thus bringing the group together. Squidward joins the two halves, as they are all very eager to see Atlantis. <br />
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A van then falls from the sky, which is the key to Atlantis. However, the automated computer aboard says that "song fuel" is required in order for them to move. As everyone sings to make the bus move, with SpongeBob singing about the World's oldest living bubble in Atlantis, Mr. Krabs about money, Sandy about science, and Squidward about Art, they unfortunately do not realize Plankton is on the bus, intending to use Atlantis's superior weapons, on them, and the Atlanteans to become king of the city. Everybody sings about what they want to see in Atlantis, but this is ruined by Patrick, when he interrupts Squidward's musical number. They crash land in Atlantis on a topiary garden, and the king, Lord Royal Highness, gives them a tour of the Atlantean Empire. As they pass the door to the weapons arsenal, Plankton sneaks in and marvels at the hundreds of weapons. As they travel into the treasure, science, and art rooms, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward respectively decide they want to stay in Atlantis as one room had more than anything they could ever get in Bikini Bottom. <br />
[[Image:Atlantis.jpg|thumb|Atlantis © Viacom]] SpongeBob and Patrick, however, only wished to see the world's oldest bubble, which was kept safe in a glass container. Lord Royal Highness leaves them alone in the room so that he could prepare dinner for them. However, disaster strikes when Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and it pops. At dinner, SpongeBob and Patrick, terrified as to what will happen when Lord Royal Highness finds out, admit they popped the bubble, ready to receive their punishment. <br />
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Lord Royal Highness, on the other hand, is not mad and says that the bubble they popped was only a tourist attraction. He shows them the real deal, and Patrick takes a picture, thus popping the real bubble. The group is chased by the furious guards and LRH, when Plankton intervenes and tries to destroy them with a tank he found, which really only fires ice cream. LRH picks up Plankton, saying that a "talking speck" would make a much better replacement for the bubble.As soon the group left, The LRH told one of the guard's to get rid of the coin so, they can never come back. Then he said. "I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier." The group then goes back home and everyone except SpongeBob crys because they wanted to stay in Atlantis.<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title card music is the main title from Lawrence of Arabia, composed and performed by Maurice Jarre. <br />
*[[Guest Stars|David Bowie]] guest voices as Lord Royal Highness. <br />
*When Squidward is singing his song, you see [[SpongeGar]], [[Patar]], and [[Squog]] for a short time. <br />
*The Sandy germ-fighting scene is a reference to many video games, including: <br />
**Dance Dance Revolution series <br />
**Super Mario Bros. (warp pipe) <br />
**Dr. Mario <br />
**Bubble Bobble <br />
**Street Fighter (logo) <br />
**This marks the first appearance of The Three Aliens.<br />
*Squidward saying Atlantis’s streets are made of gold and the lamps are made of diamonds is a reference to the afterlife in Heaven where the Bible says that Heaven’s streets are made of Gold, and the Gates are made of Pearls. <br />
*The drawing of the people from Atlantis is very similar to the drawings on The Beatles' movie Yellow Submarine. <br />
*This is the first 60 minute episode/TV movie. <br />
*SpongeBob dropped his bubble-blowing wand when he discovered that he and Patrick were inside the bubble, floating away. In the next shot, however, it is gone. <br />
*The word „Atlantis“ engraved into the amulet is first seen at the top of the amulet, but all shots shot after the amulet is joined together show the writing on the bottom left side of the amulet. <br />
*This episode has the most songs total with 8 songs.<br />
*There are no female Atlanteans. Atlanteans may have no gender. <br />
*Squidward was in many famous artworks: <br />
**American Gothic <br />
**The Persistence of Memory <br />
**The Eiffel Tower <br />
**The Creation of Adam <br />
**Duchamp's urinal <br />
**Nighthawks <br />
**Cubist work <br />
**Surrealist work <br />
**Van Gogh's Starry Night <br />
**Venice Italy <br />
*Atlanteans are probably aliens. L.R.H. mentions a mother planet in the scene with destroying of the bubble. <br />
*The premiere of this episode drew 8 million views. The highest amount of views in there 15 year history. <br />
*The German Title means „SpongeBob's Atlantic Adventure“.<br />
*Lord Royal Highness calls Sandy "Sandra" during the dining scene.<br />
*Sandy has used Squidward as a gun, Patrick as a Boomerang, SpongeBob as a shield and Mr. Krabs a grass cutter, which inspired the many combat moves in the Atlantis Squarepantis Game for the Nintendo DS. <br />
*The plot of 5 sea creatures going into a Paradise is a reference on „Charlie and the Chocolate Factory“. <br />
*Notice in the beginning of the germ-fighting scene, the words, NICKELODEON 1991 are seen at the bottom. <br />
*This is the only episode/TV movie where Atlantis is futuristic. In other episodes, it looks like Mount Olympus in Greece.<br />
*[[Patchy]] misses Encino a lot in this episode.<br />
*Patchy's dial tone is the end of the SpongeBob Theme.<br />
*Patchy starts the episode stuck in traffic. But when he think's he's home at last, [[Encino]] is Gone!<br />
*When Squidward jumped in the paintings it's similar to 1996 Nintendo 64 game Super Mario 64 and its DS sequel, Super Mario 64 DS.<br />
*When Patchy said "Uh oh, here come the hallucinations," how did he not know that Encino was still gone?<br />
*This is the 1st time Patchy meets SpongeBob. The 2nd time was [[Truth or Square?]]<br />
*Despite being dubbed to Hebrew in the studios, this episode was forbidden to be broadcast in Israel due to either copyright issues or negative feedback.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[[Episode Transcript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Transcript for Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (DVD)]]<br />
*[[Atlantis]]<br />
*[[Atlantean Amulet]]<br />
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The Endless Summer
2015-04-03T18:39:46Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Songs */</p>
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|-<br />
! colspan="2" | The Endless Summer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || June 20, 2005 <br />
|}<br />
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'''The Endless Summer''' was a SpongeBob short that showed the dangers and effects of global warming. It aired on 20 June 2005.<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] <br />
*All [[Bikini Bottom]] Habitants<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
==Places==<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*The Pool That [[Mr.Krabs]] Built<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
==Songs==<br />
*[[Off to Work]]as SpongeBob<br />
*[[Crab]]as Patchy and Potty<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
[[Image:Reifen CO2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Fire.]]<br />
[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] has a car that spews exhust fumes through a giant chimney on top of the [[Krusty Krab]] to cause an "endless summer" so customers come to his year-round swimming pool behind the Krusty Krab (admission: $1.00). [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is enthusiastic from the idea and supports it by burning tires, and the carbon dioxide emissions significantly boost. After seeing tons of cars, after realizing his wax figures are melting, he realized that Bikini Bottom has become not only a hot wasteland, but an inferno. The sudden heat surprises Mr. Krabs, but many fish have come and Mr. Krabs is in the pool of water with SpongeBob. As he learns of Patrick, however, that everyone is leaving and are all moving north due to all the heat through the city, Krabs is horrified. SpongeBob makes a cannonball into the pool, but the water ends up evaporating and he hits the ground hard. All in [[Bikini Bottom]] people went, except [[SpongeBob]] and [[Mr. Krabs]].<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title spoofs the name from a 1966 movie.<br />
*This is the first time of global warming in [[Bikini Bottom]].<br />
*This episode is not part of the SpongeBob canon because in the end,the Bikini Bottomites evacuated the city and left.<br />
*This is the only educational short.<br />
*There is a book (which is also educational) with a plot similar to this. It is called "SpongeBob Goes Green".<br />
*It is unknown if The Endless Summer is an episode from Season 4 or a part of the special features of Season 4.<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] apparently knows better then to cause global warming.<br />
* Why is there fire in underwater?<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Image:Pool.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Pool]]<br />
<br />
[[Transcript: The Endless Summer]]<br />
<br />
{{TV Specials}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Specials]]</div>
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The Endless Summer
2015-04-03T18:38:40Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Characters */</p>
<hr />
<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;float:right"<br />
!colspan="2" | [[Image:The Endless Summer.jpg|250px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | The Endless Summer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || June 20, 2005 <br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''The Endless Summer''' was a SpongeBob short that showed the dangers and effects of global warming. It aired on 20 June 2005.<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] <br />
*All [[Bikini Bottom]] Habitants<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
==Places==<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*The Pool That [[Mr.Krabs]] Built<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
==Songs==<br />
*[[Off to Work]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
[[Image:Reifen CO2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Fire.]]<br />
[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] has a car that spews exhust fumes through a giant chimney on top of the [[Krusty Krab]] to cause an "endless summer" so customers come to his year-round swimming pool behind the Krusty Krab (admission: $1.00). [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is enthusiastic from the idea and supports it by burning tires, and the carbon dioxide emissions significantly boost. After seeing tons of cars, after realizing his wax figures are melting, he realized that Bikini Bottom has become not only a hot wasteland, but an inferno. The sudden heat surprises Mr. Krabs, but many fish have come and Mr. Krabs is in the pool of water with SpongeBob. As he learns of Patrick, however, that everyone is leaving and are all moving north due to all the heat through the city, Krabs is horrified. SpongeBob makes a cannonball into the pool, but the water ends up evaporating and he hits the ground hard. All in [[Bikini Bottom]] people went, except [[SpongeBob]] and [[Mr. Krabs]].<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title spoofs the name from a 1966 movie.<br />
*This is the first time of global warming in [[Bikini Bottom]].<br />
*This episode is not part of the SpongeBob canon because in the end,the Bikini Bottomites evacuated the city and left.<br />
*This is the only educational short.<br />
*There is a book (which is also educational) with a plot similar to this. It is called "SpongeBob Goes Green".<br />
*It is unknown if The Endless Summer is an episode from Season 4 or a part of the special features of Season 4.<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] apparently knows better then to cause global warming.<br />
* Why is there fire in underwater?<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Image:Pool.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Pool]]<br />
<br />
[[Transcript: The Endless Summer]]<br />
<br />
{{TV Specials}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Specials]]</div>
174.94.28.74
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The Endless Summer
2015-04-03T18:37:41Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Places */</p>
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:299px;float:right"<br />
!colspan="2" | [[Image:The Endless Summer.jpg|250px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | The Endless Summer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || June 20, 2005 <br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''The Endless Summer''' was a SpongeBob short that showed the dangers and effects of global warming. It aired on 20 June 2005.<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] <br />
*All [[Bikini Bottom]] Habitants<br />
<br />
==Places==<br />
*[[Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*The Pool That [[Mr.Krabs]] Built<br />
*Patchy the Pirate's House<br />
<br />
==Songs==<br />
*[[Off to Work]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
[[Image:Reifen CO2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Fire.]]<br />
[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] has a car that spews exhust fumes through a giant chimney on top of the [[Krusty Krab]] to cause an "endless summer" so customers come to his year-round swimming pool behind the Krusty Krab (admission: $1.00). [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is enthusiastic from the idea and supports it by burning tires, and the carbon dioxide emissions significantly boost. After seeing tons of cars, after realizing his wax figures are melting, he realized that Bikini Bottom has become not only a hot wasteland, but an inferno. The sudden heat surprises Mr. Krabs, but many fish have come and Mr. Krabs is in the pool of water with SpongeBob. As he learns of Patrick, however, that everyone is leaving and are all moving north due to all the heat through the city, Krabs is horrified. SpongeBob makes a cannonball into the pool, but the water ends up evaporating and he hits the ground hard. All in [[Bikini Bottom]] people went, except [[SpongeBob]] and [[Mr. Krabs]].<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*The title spoofs the name from a 1966 movie.<br />
*This is the first time of global warming in [[Bikini Bottom]].<br />
*This episode is not part of the SpongeBob canon because in the end,the Bikini Bottomites evacuated the city and left.<br />
*This is the only educational short.<br />
*There is a book (which is also educational) with a plot similar to this. It is called "SpongeBob Goes Green".<br />
*It is unknown if The Endless Summer is an episode from Season 4 or a part of the special features of Season 4.<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] apparently knows better then to cause global warming.<br />
* Why is there fire in underwater?<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[[Image:Pool.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Pool]]<br />
<br />
[[Transcript: The Endless Summer]]<br />
<br />
{{TV Specials}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Specials]]</div>
174.94.28.74
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SpongeBob Surf Shorts
2015-04-03T18:35:19Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Surf Short #3 */</p>
<hr />
<div>Episode related to it: [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)]]<br />
<br />
== Characters ==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Patrick's Skeleton<br />
*Patrick's Skin<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*Other surfers<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
== Transcripts ==<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #1 ===<br />
<br />
(At Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)<br />
<br />
Patrick: (Applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (Later, Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (Notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (Patrick tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)<br />
<br />
Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.<br />
<br />
Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #2 ===<br />
<br />
(At Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?<br />
<br />
Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (A surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Squidward notices them) What the?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (Squidward magically appears at Goo Lagoon) Wha?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (SpongeBob and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)<br />
<br />
Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Squidward wakes up from the nightmare. He looks around to see it's not a reality. He does a sigh of relief)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #3 ===<br />
<br />
(Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's do it! (Lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oooooohhh. <br />
<br />
(Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This is awesome! (Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)<br />
<br />
Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)<br />
<br />
Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?<br />
<br />
<br />
{{TV Specials}}<br />
[[Category:Specials]]<br />
[[The Big Green Help Shorts]]</div>
174.94.28.74
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SpongeBob Surf Shorts
2015-04-03T18:33:48Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Characters */</p>
<hr />
<div>Episode related to it: [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)]]<br />
<br />
== Characters ==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Patrick's Skeleton<br />
*Patrick's Skin<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*Other surfers<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
== Transcripts ==<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #1 ===<br />
<br />
(At Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)<br />
<br />
Patrick: (Applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (Later, Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (Notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (Patrick tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)<br />
<br />
Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.<br />
<br />
Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #2 ===<br />
<br />
(At Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?<br />
<br />
Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (A surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Squidward notices them) What the?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (Squidward magically appears at Goo Lagoon) Wha?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (SpongeBob and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)<br />
<br />
Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Squidward wakes up from the nightmare. He looks around to see it's not a reality. He does a sigh of relief)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #3 ===<br />
<br />
(Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's do it! (Lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oooooohhh. <br />
<br />
(Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This is awesome! (Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)<br />
<br />
Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)<br />
<br />
Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?<br />
<br />
--Surf Short #4==<br />
<br />
Patchy: Hi, Kids. Um, you surf.<br />
SpongeBob: Patchy look [look to Davy Jones but not here]<br />
<br />
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[[Category:Specials]]<br />
[[The Big Green Help Shorts]]</div>
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SpongeBob Surf Shorts
2015-04-03T18:32:02Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Characters */</p>
<hr />
<div>Episode related to it: [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)]]<br />
<br />
== Characters ==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*Patrick's Skeleton<br />
*Patrick's Skin<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*Other surfers<br />
*Patchy the Pirate<br />
*Potty the Parrot<br />
<br />
== Transcripts ==<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #1 ===<br />
<br />
(At Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)<br />
<br />
Patrick: (Applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (Later, Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (Notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (Patrick tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)<br />
<br />
Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.<br />
<br />
Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #2 ===<br />
<br />
(At Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?<br />
<br />
Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (A surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Squidward notices them) What the?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!<br />
<br />
Squidward: (Squidward magically appears at Goo Lagoon) Wha?<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (SpongeBob and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)<br />
<br />
Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Squidward wakes up from the nightmare. He looks around to see it's not a reality. He does a sigh of relief)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.<br />
<br />
=== Surf Short #3 ===<br />
<br />
(Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!<br />
<br />
Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Let's do it! (Lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.<br />
<br />
Patrick: Oooooohhh. <br />
<br />
(Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.)<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This is awesome! (Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)<br />
<br />
Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)<br />
<br />
Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?<br />
<br />
<br />
{{TV Specials}}<br />
[[Category:Specials]]<br />
[[The Big Green Help Shorts]]</div>
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It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)
2015-04-03T18:25:38Z
<p>174.94.28.74: /* Places */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{EpInfo|It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!|Titlecard It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!.jpg|175|8/2011|November 23, 2012|For Here or to Go|Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:ItsaspongebobChristmas.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob giving out fruitcake.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
<br />
==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Santa Claus]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Pearl|Pearl]]<br />
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]<br />
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Potty the Parrot]]<br />
*[[Polar Bear]]<br />
<br />
===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*[[Chum Bucket]]<br />
*[[The Krusty Krab]]<br />
*[[The North Pole]]<br />
*[[Santa's Workshop]]<br />
<br />
==Plot==<br />
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]<br />
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob’s friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren’t such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't naughty after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.<br />
<br />
Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes, by dispensing these fruit cakes with his latest invention, the JerkMaker 9000. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn’t affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of [[jerktonium]], and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish. <br />
<br />
Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob’s reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy’s house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it, except that Santa found out that it was the robot all along. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.<br />
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==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].<br />
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full [[stop-motion]] episode.<br />
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.<br />
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.<br />
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle, the [[JerkMaker 9000]], throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.<br />
*The song, "[[Don’t Be a Jerk]]" is featured in this episode. The song originally aired in 2009.<br />
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy’s Treedome without his water helmet. Yet, he was not affected by air.<br />
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.<br />
*When SpongeBob walked away from the [[jerktonium]]-affected Sandy and said, "I’ll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared in his path in the next frame.<br />
*The DVD version featured a [[Patchy the Pirate]] sub-plot in stop motion, making it the first episode to show Patchy and Potty not in live action.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|Transcript for It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]<br />
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{{Specials}}<br />
{{Holiday Episodes}}<br />
{{Season8}}<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
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It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)
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<div>{{EpInfo|It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!|Titlecard It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!.jpg|175|8/2011|November 23, 2012|For Here or to Go|Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br />
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}<br />
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'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].<br />
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==Info==<br />
===Characters===<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Santa Claus]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Pearl|Pearl]]<br />
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]<br />
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Potty the Parrot]]<br />
*[[Polar Bear]]<br />
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===Places===<br />
*[[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*[[Chum Bucket]]<br />
*[[The Krusty Krab]]<br />
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==Plot==<br />
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]<br />
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob’s friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren’t such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't naughty after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.<br />
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Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes, by dispensing these fruit cakes with his latest invention, the JerkMaker 9000. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn’t affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of [[jerktonium]], and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish. <br />
<br />
Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob’s reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.<br />
<br />
SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy’s house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy. <br />
<br />
SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it, except that Santa found out that it was the robot all along. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.<br />
<br />
==Trivia/Goofs==<br />
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].<br />
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full [[stop-motion]] episode.<br />
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.<br />
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.<br />
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle, the [[JerkMaker 9000]], throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.<br />
*The song, "[[Don’t Be a Jerk]]" is featured in this episode. The song originally aired in 2009.<br />
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy’s Treedome without his water helmet. Yet, he was not affected by air.<br />
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.<br />
*When SpongeBob walked away from the [[jerktonium]]-affected Sandy and said, "I’ll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared in his path in the next frame.<br />
*The DVD version featured a [[Patchy the Pirate]] sub-plot in stop motion, making it the first episode to show Patchy and Potty not in live action.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
*[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|Transcript for It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]<br />
<br />
{{Specials}}<br />
{{Holiday Episodes}}<br />
{{Season8}}<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[Category:Season 8]]<br />
[[de:SpongeBobs Weihnachten (Episode)]]</div>
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Patchy the Pirate
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! colspan="2" | Patchy<br />
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| '''Species:''' || Human<br />
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| '''Profession:''' ||<br />
*President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club<br />
*Former fry cook of [[The Poop Deck]]<br />
*Host of "Patchy's Pick"<br />
*The DJ behind the Ultimate [[SpongeBob]] Sponge Bash<br />
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| '''Favorite Episode''' || [[Shanghaied]]<br />
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| '''First Appearance''' || ''[[Christmas Who?]]'' ([[Main Page|2000]])<br />
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| '''Latest Appearance''' || ''[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)|It's a Spongebob Christmas!]]'' ([[Main Page|2012]])<br />
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| '''Friends:''' || <br />
*[[Potty the Parrot|Potty]] (sometimes enemy)<br />
*[[Mrs. Johnson]]<br />
*Longbeard<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
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| '''Enemies:''' || <br />
*[[Gorilla]]<br />
*[[Mr. Pirateson]]<br />
*[[The Birdbrains]]<br />
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| '''Portrayor:''' || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
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'''Patchy the Pirate''' is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club and he is also SpongeBob’s number one fan. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by [[Tom Kenny]]. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, [[Potty the Parrot|Potty]]. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]] and [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]. He really loves SpongeBob and was furious when he thought the lost episode of SpongeBob was nothing but SpongeBob going through "a bunch of cheap walk cycles". He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with [[Potty]] in the episode [[Ugh!]]. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named [[Mrs. Johnson]] who always gives out cookies. It is shown in the episode [[Friend or Foe?]] when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a little boy, and Potty was just an egg.<br />
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==Appearances==<br />
Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eye patch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg. It appears to be missing some flesh. Sometimes Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] episode [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]].<br />
He also appears on the Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush special,"Big Time Beach Party" where he helps Logan and Carlos find a lost family treasure of his so they can buy a beach house.<br />
<br />
===Restaurant Job===<br />
In the episode [[Friend or Foe?]], Patchy worked at a restaurant called "[[The Poop Deck]]", along with [[Potty]]. His boss was a cranky old pirate named [[Mr. Pirateson]]. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to make hamburgers just like [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], our hero. The Poop Deck's boss named [[Mr. Pirateson]] was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water.<br />
Patchy's famous Patties are called "Buried Treasure", (With a Creepy voice) "Walk the Plank" and "The Patchy Patty" which was a Patty with an Eye-patch, a face and a beard. <br />
He says "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!?" when he saw that he was replaced by a [[Gorilla]].<br />
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===Patchy's House=== <br />
''Main Article:[[Patchy's House]]''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
Patchy the Pirate isn't smart, but somewhat he started the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really Bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] Videotape of the Lost Episode. The reason why [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] is called a lost episode is because it has limited broadcasting on the [[Nickelodeon]] channel each year. Patchy only appeared in 8 episodes, but he'll probably return after [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]. Note that, the broadcasting of [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] of it's first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], Patchy does not have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]' hour, he is stuck in a boat-like mobile in the middle of no where with no water, and his radio is broken. Often he breaks down into tears when [[Potty]] insults him. Because [[Potty]] is always right!!!<br />
Often he gives invitations to [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] but SB can't read them!<br />
<br />
== Quotes == <br />
* "I don't know what it means either"<br />
* "This is the end of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]! WAAAAH!!!!"<br />
* "Oh go away, you stupid bird."<br />
* "Get me out of here, you scurvy bird!"<br />
* "You what???"<br />
* "Hey kids!"<br />
* "Now time for the cartoon."<br />
* "Oh, no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!"<br />
* "It's time for fan mail." <br />
* "You ate all me cookie dough!"<br />
* "Turn on the Weather Channel!"<br />
* "Hurray! Lets Watch."<br />
* "Wow, Wasn't That Great Kids?"<br />
* "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!!?"<br />
* "Well Potty I guess you were right the future is cool"<br />
* "That's it? That's the lost episode?? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!"<br />
*"DO YOU MIND?! I AM TRYING TO TALK TO MY PARROT!!"<br />
*"Three bells! We all know what three bells means! *Kids* Free Ice cream! *Patchy* No you silly lubbers. NO!"<br />
* "This letter comes to us from NAME AND ADRESS WITHELD!"<br />
* "Unbaked Cookie dough!"<br />
*"No...!!!"<br />
<br />
==Trivia== <br />
*Patchy has two functional eyes so he actually doesn´t need his eyepatch. ([[Ugh]])<br />
*Patchy is allergic to tomatoes. ([[Friend or Foe?]])<br />
*Patchy does not like to eat mayo. ([[Atlantis SquarePantis]])<br />
*Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])<br />
*Patchy wears [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] boxers. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])<br />
*Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song whenever someone calls. ([[Atlantis SquarePantis]])<br />
*Patchy wrote letters to kids inside some DVD Boxed Sets <br />
*Even though Patchy dislikes Potty's favorite band [[The Birdbrains]] in SpongeBob's House Party his actor Tom Kenny in fact was a good friend of the Birdbrains' leader's actor/musician Lux Interior. When Interior suddenly died in 2009 Tom Kenny attended his memorial/funeral.<br />
*Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen on episode [[Friend or Foe?]].<br />
*On episode [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] at the part where Patchy was giving his sandwich to the vulture, when he says "Come on!", it sounds more like [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].<br />
*At random times, Patchy's eyepatch switches eyes and his hook switches hands.<br />
*In [[Friend or Foe?]] Patchy's hook switches from his Spatula to his Hook.<br />
*In [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square?]] Patchy doesn't have a peg leg and actually has two legs. (after a few appearances of Patchy, the cast realized how hard using the peg-leg was for Tom Kenny (Voice actor for [[SpongeBob]] and actor for patchy) and just let him walk on two legs.)<br />
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1
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<div>==Dialogue==<br />
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]'' <br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' Where is it?<br />
<br />
*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''<br />
<br />
*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]'' <br />
<br />
*'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''<br />
<br />
===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...'' <br />
<br />
(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)<br />
<br />
'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens) <br />
<br />
'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. <br />
<br />
'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs. <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' Phil. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children. <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.<br />
<br />
'''Phil:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.<br />
<br />
'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===<br />
(Continues from dream)<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.<br />
<br />
'''Gary:''' Meow.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"<br />
portraits) <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!<br />
<br />
===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here? <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' What do you want?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.<br />
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===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===<br />
'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. <br />
<br />
'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! <br />
<br />
(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick) <br />
<br />
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.<br />
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.<br />
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===<br />
(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab at Bikini Bottom News. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)<br />
<br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money. <br />
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)<br />
(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket) <br />
'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)<br />
(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from <br />
A to Y. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Z?<br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. <br />
<br />
'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)<br />
<br />
===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Eww, I think I stepped in something.<br />
<br />
(Tries to scrape Plankton off)<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit! <br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. <br />
Promotion.<br />
<br />
'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===<br />
<br />
(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. <br />
'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this? <br />
'''Sandy:''' I paid $10! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh! <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.<br />
'''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking) ''That's me.''<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?<br />
<br />
===Chapter 7: The sad truth===<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' What?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...<br />
<br />
'''Lenny:''' Dork?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.<br />
<br />
'''Pearl:''' A goofball? <br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.<br />
<br />
'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.<br />
<br />
'''Steve:''' Wing nut.<br />
<br />
'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?<br />
<br />
(SpongeBob walks away)<br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.<br />
<br />
===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===<br />
<br />
(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)<br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!<br />
<br />
(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.) <br />
<br />
'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?<br />
<br />
'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''<br />
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Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever
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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*Mr. Sun<br />
*[[Jellyfish]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Nematodes]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*Doorman<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*Audience<br />
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]<br />
*[[Tony Hawk]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"<br />
Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me<br />
Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."<br />
Jumped out of bed<br />
And I ran outside<br />
Feeling so extra ecstatified<br />
It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)<br />
<br />
:'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary.<br />
:'''Gary''': Meow.<br />
:'''SpongeBob''': Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!<br />
(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
It's the best day ever (Best day.)<br />
<br />
(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned, <br />
boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave <br />
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best <br />
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays <br />
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! (later, SpongeBob stops <br />
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a <br />
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he <br />
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it <br />
and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy:''' (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy:''' I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop <br />
her)<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy:''' Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah?<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! (runs into her treedome)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I broke my net! (cries)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': For me? (giggles)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed! (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now play!<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I said play!! (Squidward plays)<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him)<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever.<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': One ticket, coming right up, Captain! (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket.<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': But...<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob Puppet:''' Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in through the back door. (leaves)<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet)<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher Puppet:''' Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through <br />
the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher)<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' Ticket, ma'am.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
'''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. (the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat)<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over!<br><br />
<br />
'''Fish:''' Huh?<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down! (the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him)<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not okay! This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working <br />
at the Krusty Krab.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was going to do karate with Sandy.<br><br />
<br />
'''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Well, I suppose. But then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?<br><br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': It's not?<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No. (giggles) It's about us.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': It is?<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.<br><br />
<br />
'''SpongeBob''': You do?<br><br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.<br><br />
<br />
'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"<br />
<br />
My perfect job starts my perfect day<br />
Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play<br />
Sing along<br />
Hear that happy sound<br />
Don’t let those sour notes bring you down<br />
That's where it's at!<br />
I'm not paying for that!<br />
<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)<br />
<br />
'''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up?<br />
<br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out.<br />
<br />
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Episode Transcript: I Had an Accident
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Episode Article: [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]]<br />
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==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Chip]]<br />
*[[Penny]]<br />
*[[Used Napkin]]<br />
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]<br />
*[[Tom]]<br />
*[[Harold]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Gorilla]]<br />
*[[George the Zebra]]<br />
*[[Dad]]<br />
*[[Mom]]<br />
*[[Boy]]<br />
*[[Girl]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
<br />
'''Video Game Patrick''': (screaming, bashes body on mountain) <br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (playing a video game with his character while sliding at [[Sand Mountain]]). Aw, I got dead again. This game stinks. (screams and bashes body on mountain)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: See, that's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm listening to you, mountain! Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Oh yeah, I forgot. (eats yellow sand on a plate)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward"!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Stop naming moves after me.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (imitating Squidward) Everybody's an idiot except for me.<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Well, it's true.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (laughs like Squidward)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy and '''Patrick''': (laughing)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: (stops laughing and sees a tree. She gasps.) SpongeBob! Look out for that tree!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (stops laughing) Huh? (skips tree) Don't worry guys. Everything's under control. Cause I'm an (goes off mountain) EXPERT!!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: That's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down. (camera reveals that SpongeBob is upside down and not the mountain. He starts to fall.) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (turns around to feet first then takes off his pants) Like this?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': No, your other bottom!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Not until four.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (crashes, and his butt falls apart. Patrick and Sandy are covered in splinters)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Oh! That's gotta hurt.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Do it again! I wasn't looking! (Sandy glares at him)<br><br />
<br />
(scene cuts to the hospital)<br><br />
<br />
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My what has a what now?<br><br />
<br />
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. It took us 20 hours to put it all back together. We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky luck boy. But, from now on, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that, and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the [[Iron Butt]].<br><br />
<br />
Tom: (in the Iron Butt) Aw, man. It itches.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (outside hospital) You heard the doctor, SpongeBob. One more injury like that, and it's the iron butt. I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol! (To fish) Hep! Step away from the backside, I'm warning you!<br><br />
<br />
Harold: What's your problem? (walks away)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aah. That was close!<br><br />
<br />
(whistle blows in the background)<br><br />
<br />
Football player: Hey, SpongeBob, wanna join us? We need an extra player. (another football player catches a football) Nice catch, Percy! (slaps Percy's butt)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (gasps)<br><br />
<br />
Fish: Hey, SpongeBob!<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!<br />
<br />
Fish: You gotta try this, dude! Ha! We finally got enough people for a seven mile spanking machine! Ha! (goes under, people start spanking his butt) Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!<br><br />
<br />
Fish #2: Next.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: NO!. '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!''' (running to his house)<br><br />
<br />
(Squidward walks up)<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: Is this where the line starts?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: My butt is not out here! (goes inside his house and looks out the window) No part of me is safe! (closes curtain)<br><br />
<br />
(cut to outside the front of SpongeBob's house, where Sandy and Patrick are still sand boarding)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Whoo-hoo!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy Yeah! Ride em' cowboy! (Patrick starts laughing)<br><br />
<br />
(they go inside SpongeBob's house and get off the board)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: (laughs) Hey, SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (is still laughing, and Sandy looks angrily at him. Stops laughing and clears throat.) That was fun.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, you ready to go sand boardin' again? SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: What'cha all doing sittin' in the middle of the floor like that?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, living out the remainder of my life... in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I've simply decided I am never leaving my house again.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: That's crazy talk!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk! (talks very weird acting stupid, and Sandy punches his head into his torso.) Sorry.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No, Patrick's right, Sandy. You saw what happened to me. And next time it won't just be my butt. It'll be my armpit or my forehead.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Or your other armpit!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge! What was I thinking? Walking. My people are sedentary.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Just sittin' in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... and Chip... and say hello to Used Napkin.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the [[Krusty Krab]]?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No problem! A really long spatula.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: What about eatin'?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm a sponge! I'll just filter feed. (breathes in a different way)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: SpongeBob, sooner or later you're gonna have to go outside!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Listen, I told you that I'm never leaving my house again.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Never ever?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Never ever ever!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Never never ever ever for never ever?!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Never ever never never ever ever never!!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?! (SpongeBob sighs)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob and '''Patrick''': Never ever never never ever never ever never.....<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: D'alright Patrick, that is enough!!! Chip, will you escort these two to the door? (throws Chip to the door)<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Thank you, Chip. (outside) I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey, Squidward!<br><br />
<br />
Squidward: No!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Okay.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': And that's when I punch him, right? (Sandy gives a serious look)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Look at all the jellyfish out here! Too bad SpongeBob's missing out on all the fun!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': I caught one! I caught one! (puts head in net) huh?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (Patrick screaming in background) Look at those fools. Risking their lives, jellyfishing. My new hobby is much more safer, isn't it Chip. Dust collecting! (brings out a tiny net and waves it in the air) I think I caught one!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: We gotta try somethin' else.<br><br />
<br />
(cut to Sandy and Patrick in SpongeBob's front yard with a birthday cake with candles lit on it)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy and '''Patrick''': Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob! Three cheers for you!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Now you have to blow out the candles and make a wish.<br> <br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I don't need a wish, Penny. All I ever wanted is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the magic of being indoors.<br><br />
<br />
Music: "[[Indoors (Song)|Indoors]]"<br />
I know of a place<br />
Where you never get harmed<br />
A magical place<br />
With magical charms<br />
Indoors<br />
Indoors<br />
Indoors...<br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Take it away, Penny!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': That penny has the most beautiful voice.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: That is it, SquarePants! We're gonna find something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside!<br><br />
<br />
(cut to outside SpongeBob's house)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Trampoline!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Ice cream!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Underwater surfing!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Two ice creams!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Ferris wheel!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (The two ice creams are melting) Still two ice creams!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Clam wrestling!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Washing an old person!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Patrick, that's not fun!<br><br />
<br />
Old man: It is for me!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (breathing differently as before)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Nothing's working, Patrick!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': What do we do?<br><br />
<br />
Old man: I say we take a bath!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: What the? Will you get outta here?<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Now, remember. Don't jump out 'til I give the signal.<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': Right. (Zips the gorilla suit)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat!<br><br />
<br />
'''Patrick''': (comes out in a gorilla suit and acts like a gorilla)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: Eek! A gorilla! Save me, SpongeBob!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Okay, guys, really. This is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Patrick in the same costume he wore for Halloween last year.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: No, really! You gotta come save me!<br><br />
<br />
(another Patrick walks up)<br><br />
<br />
Patrick #2: Hey, Sandy. Who's your friend?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: (gives a startled look)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.<br><br />
<br />
Patrick #1: (unzips the gorilla suit) I am in the gorilla suit. I thought I was doing a pretty good job.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: If you're Patrick, then who's that?<br><br />
<br />
Patrick #2: (unzips Patrick suit, turns out to be a real gorilla)<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: (Gasps) A real gorilla!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Huh?<br><br />
<br />
Sandy and '''Patrick''': Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!<br><br />
<br />
Gorilla: (bags Sandy and Patrick and repeatedly hurts them)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: No!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy and '''Patrick''': AAAAAHHHHH!!!!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy and '''Patrick''': AAAAHHHH!!! <br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This can't be happening!<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the danger of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do it without the name calling, thank you very much, Used Napkin. I know, Chip. If it wasn't me out there, bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back, Chip, take care of Gary.<br><br />
<br />
Gary: (eats Chip, killing him) Meow.<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Well, here I go. Taking my first step. So far so good. I think I can do this! (a paper flies onto his face) Aah! Oh, Neptune, forgive me! Save me, Chip! Save me! (removes the paper off his face) I'm still alive! I, SpongeBob SquarePants, have survived the outdoors. Nothing can stop me now! Nothing!<br><br />
<br />
(Gorilla grabs SpongeBob)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Is it too late to go back inside yet?<br><br />
<br />
(Gorilla rips SpongeBob in half)<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: Yep, it's too late. Sandy, Patrick?<br><br />
<br />
Sandy and '''Patrick''': (still bagged) Yes, SpongeBob?<br><br />
<br />
SpongeBob: I'm not afraid to go outside anymore. But I'm terrified of gorillas now.<br><br />
<br />
Sandy: It's okay, SpongeBob. Us too.<br><br />
<br />
First half of SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand, though?<br><br />
<br />
Second half of SpongeBob: What?<br><br />
<br />
First half of SpongeBob: What's a gorilla doing underwater anyway?<br><br />
<br />
Gorilla: Uh, well it's funny you should... I mean you could see that uh... George, they're onto us!<br><br />
<br />
(Gorilla runs away to George, an appaloosa horse.)<br />
<br />
George: Let's get out of here!<br><br />
<br />
Sandy, Patrick and SpongeBob: (watch the gorilla ride the horse into the sunset)<br><br />
<br />
(TV zooms out to reveal a family watching this, the father gives a disgusted look and smartly turns off the TV with a remote.)<br />
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<div>[[de:Mitschrift: Der SpongeBob Schwammkopf Film]]<br />
[[es:Transcripción: Bob Esponja: La Película]]<br />
Episode Article: [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Mindy]]<br />
*[[King Neptune]]<br />
*[[Dennis]] (Old Man)<br />
*[[Dennis (eliminator)]]<br />
*[[Karen]]<br />
*[[David Hasselhoff]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[Tom]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*The Monsters<br />
*The Cyclops<br />
*The Pirates<br />
*Usher<br />
*Rango [[mentioned]]<br />
*Leon Thomas 111 [[mentioned]]<br />
*Lillian Ellen Jones [[mentioned]]<br />
*Matt Berry [[mentioned]]<br />
*Dads [[mentioned]]<br />
*Women's [[mentioned]]<br />
*Boys [[mentioned]]<br />
*Girls [[mentioned]]<br />
*Woman wait a Boat [[Part 5]]<br />
*Popcorn Guys [Part 1]]<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
*Patchy the Pirate [[cameo]]<br />
*Potty the Parrot [[cameo]]<br />
Pirate's Parrot [[debut]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
===Part 1===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 1]]<br />
<br />
===Part 2===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 2]]<br />
<br />
===Part 3===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 3]]<br />
<br />
===Part 4===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 4|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 4]]<br />
<br />
===Part 5===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 5]]<br />
<br />
===Cast===<br />
'''Part 1'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy (voice) <br />
Mary Jo Catlett ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice)<br />
'''Part 2'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
'''part 3'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice) <br />
'''part 4'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice)<br />
Stephen Hillenburg ... Parrot [voice]<br />
'''part 5'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy (voice) <br />
Mary Jo Catlett ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice]<br />
Magein Tovah ... Usher<br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]<br />
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
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{{Movie}}</div>
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<p>174.94.28.74: /* Cast */</p>
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<div>[[de:Mitschrift: Der SpongeBob Schwammkopf Film]]<br />
[[es:Transcripción: Bob Esponja: La Película]]<br />
Episode Article: [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Mindy]]<br />
*[[King Neptune]]<br />
*[[Dennis]] (Old Man)<br />
*[[Dennis (eliminator)]]<br />
*[[Karen]]<br />
*[[David Hasselhoff]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[Tom]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*The Monsters<br />
*The Cyclops<br />
*The Pirates<br />
*Usher<br />
*Rango [[mentioned]]<br />
*Leon Thomas 111 [[mentioned]]<br />
*Lillian Ellen Jones [[mentioned]]<br />
*Matt Berry [[mentioned]]<br />
*Dads [[mentioned]]<br />
*Women's [[mentioned]]<br />
*Boys [[mentioned]]<br />
*Girls [[mentioned]]<br />
*Woman wait a Boat [[Part 5]]<br />
*Popcorn Guys [Part 1]]<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
<br />
==Dialogue==<br />
===Part 1===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 1]]<br />
<br />
===Part 2===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 2]]<br />
<br />
===Part 3===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 3]]<br />
<br />
===Part 4===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 4|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 4]]<br />
<br />
===Part 5===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 5]]<br />
<br />
===Cast===<br />
'''Part 1'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy (voice) <br />
Mary Jo Catlett ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice)<br />
'''Part 2'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
'''part 3'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice) <br />
'''part 4'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice)<br />
Stephen Hillenburg ... Parrot [voice]<br />
'''part 5'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy (voice) <br />
Mary Jo Catlett ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice]<br />
Magein Tovah ... Usher<br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]<br />
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
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{{Movie}}</div>
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2015-04-03T17:45:17Z
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<div>[[de:Mitschrift: Der SpongeBob Schwammkopf Film]]<br />
[[es:Transcripción: Bob Esponja: La Película]]<br />
Episode Article: [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br />
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br />
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br />
*[[Mindy]]<br />
*[[King Neptune]]<br />
*[[Dennis]] (Old Man)<br />
*[[Dennis (eliminator)]]<br />
*[[Karen]]<br />
*[[David Hasselhoff]]<br />
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br />
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
*[[Pearl]]<br />
*[[Tom]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Larry the Lobster]]<br />
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]<br />
*The Monsters<br />
*The Cyclops<br />
*The Pirates<br />
*Usher<br />
*Rango [[mentioned]]<br />
*Leon Thomas 111 [[mentioned]]<br />
*Lillian Ellen Jones [[mentioned]]<br />
*Matt Berry [[mentioned]]<br />
*Dads [[mentioned]]<br />
*Women's [[mentioned]]<br />
*Boys [[mentioned]]<br />
*Girls [[mentioned]]<br />
*Woman wait a Boat [[Part 5]]<br />
*Popcorn Guys [Part 1]]<br />
*[[Perch Perkins]]<br />
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==Dialogue==<br />
===Part 1===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 1]]<br />
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===Part 2===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 2]]<br />
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===Part 3===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 3]]<br />
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===Part 4===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 4|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 4]]<br />
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===Part 5===<br />
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Part 5]]<br />
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===Cast===<br />
'''Part 1'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy (voice) <br />
Mary Jo Catlett ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice) <br />
'''Part 2'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
'''part 3'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice) <br />
'''part 4'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice) <br />
'''part 5'''<br />
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) <br />
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice) <br />
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward / Fish #4 (voice) <br />
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) <br />
Mr. Lawrence ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) <br />
Jill Talley ... Karen, The Computer Wife / Old Lady (voice) <br />
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy (voice) <br />
Mary Jo Catlett ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice) <br />
Jeffrey Tambor ... King Neptune (voice) <br />
Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) <br />
Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice) <br />
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[[Category:Transcript]]<br />
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]<br />
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