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The Pest of the West

2009-12-30T16:44:19Z

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[[Image:WestBob.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBuck Squarepants]]

'''The Pest of the West''' most likely refers to [[SpongeBuck SquarePants]], Spongebob's great great great great great grandfather. He became the pest of the west after he defeated [[Dead Eye Plankton]], Plankton's ancestors.

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[[Category:Old West Characters]]

Rise and Shine (Episode)

2009-12-30T16:41:57Z

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'''"Rise and Shine"''' is a short episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Plot== [[Image:Sandsponge.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick asking "SpongeBob" where the mysterious ringing is coming from]]
SpongeBob wakes up one morning and looks out the window. He asks Gary about ever wondering what Patrick does every morning. Then, you see Patrick asleep on his chair. The alarm clock rings and he becomes startled. He hides and realizes that it is something that happens every day. Then, the alarm clock continues ringing and Patrick says that the joke is over. It continues and he gets angry, attacks the lamp, and rips it in half. Then, he realizes that it is time for breakfast. He goes to the refrigerator and many cans come out of it. Patrick thinks that he has nothing to eat, but he realizes that the food is in the can. So he takes a plate and asks the can to give him some food. However, the can does not respond. Patrick tries to open it and gets frustrated, he throws it, it lands on the alarm clock, and the food comes out. Therefore, Patrick grabs the food and sits down to watch television. He eats the food, but the ringing alarm clock comes out again and he realizes that he is late.

So, he runs downstairs, trips on the broken lamp and falls down the stairs. He crashes through his dresser and puts on his shorts. Then, he falls again, goes through the bathroom and grabs the toothbrush. Then, he pops out of his rock and SpongeBob asks about his morning. Patrick said he just had another normal morning.

==Trivia==

*We see in the first part spongebob is naked.
*When Patrick says, "I'm late! I'm late!” it's similar to the Disney movie Alice in Wonderland when the rabbit says "I'm Late! I'm Late!"
*Apparently, Patrick can swallow his alarm clock and still be fine.
*When Patrick says, "I have to put on my teeth and brush my pants", he should have said, "I have to put on my pants and brush my teeth" (of course, he was in a hurry or the fact that he is stupid).
*This is the fourth episode that we see Patrick's living room. The first was I'm With Stupid, the second was Rock-a-Bye Bivalve and the third was [[Rule of Dumb]].
*When Patrick said "A clean mouth is a happy mouth", it is similar to New Leaf when Plankton said "A clean snow globe is a happy snow globe”.
*Since the episode Dumped, Patrick has learned to brush his teeth. In the episode [[Dumped]], he brushed his mouth and armpits.
*Patrick is naked in [[That's No Lady]], and has been naked in many other episodes. He is naked in this episode.
*This is the first episode since [[Help Wanted]] to have two other attached episodes instead of just one.
*This episode explains how Patrick gets stuck to his roof every morning.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Rise and Shine]] 

{{Season5}}
{{Short Episodes}}

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Rise and Shine (Episode)

2009-12-30T16:41:49Z

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'''"Rise and Shine"''' is a short episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Plot== [[Image:Sandsponge.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick asking "SpongeBob" where the mysterious ringing is coming from]]
SpongeBob wakes up one morning and looks out the window. He asks Gary about ever wondering what Patrick does every morning. Then, you see Patrick asleep on his chair. The alarm clock rings and he becomes startled. He hides and realizes that it is something that happens every day. Then, the alarm clock continues ringing and Patrick says that the joke is over. It continues and he gets angry, attacks the lamp, and rips it in half. Then, he realizes that it is time for breakfast. He goes to the refrigerator and many cans come out of it. Patrick thinks that he has nothing to eat, but he realizes that the food is in the can. So he takes a plate and asks the can to give him some food. However, the can does not respond. Patrick tries to open it and gets frustrated, he throws it, it lands on the alarm clock, and the food comes out. Therefore, Patrick grabs the food and sits down to watch television. He eats the food, but the ringing alarm clock comes out again and he realizes that he is late.

So, he runs downstairs, trips on the broken lamp and falls down the stairs. He crashes through his dresser and puts on his shorts. Then, he falls again, goes through the bathroom and grabs the toothbrush. Then, he pops out of his rock and SpongeBob asks about his morning. Patrick said he just had another normal morning.

==Trivia==

*We see in the first part spongebob is naked.
*When Patrick says, "I'm late! I'm late!” it's similar to the Disney movie Alice in Wonderland when the rabbit says "I'm Late! I'm Late!"
*Apparently, Patrick can swallow his alarm clock and still be fine.
*When Patrick says, "I have to put on my teeth and brush my pants", he should have said, "I have to put on my pants and brush my teeth" (of course, he was in a hurry or the fact that he is stupid).
*This is the fourth episode that we see Patrick's living room. The first was I'm With Stupid, the second was Rock-a-Bye Bivalve and the third was [[Rule of Dumb]].
*When Patrick said "A clean mouth is a happy mouth", it is similar to New Leaf when Plankton said "A clean snow globe is a happy snow globe”.
*Since the episode Dumped, Patrick has learned to brush his teeth. In the episode [[Dumped]], he brushed his mouth and armpits.
*Patrick is naked in [[That's No Lady]], and has been naked in many other episodes. He is naked in this episode.
*This is the first episode since [[Help Wanted]] to have two other attached episodes instead of just one.
*This episode explains how Patrick gets stuck to his roof every morning.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Rise and Shine]] 

{{Season5}}
{{Short Episodes}}

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:Aufstehen! (Episode)]]

Nautical Novice (Episode)

2009-12-30T16:40:00Z

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'''"Nautical Novice"''' is an episode from [[Season 6]]. Watch SpongBob's favorite youtube video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4uW48eq4s! If you do not copy and paste this sentence onto at least 2 other SpongePedia articles and watch the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4uW48eq4s SpongeBob will be very mad at you.

==Info==
===Time Cards Shown===
*7:59 AM
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Other Students
*Unnamed fish [[Image: Bootskundemuseum2.jpg|thumb|right|Inside the [[Boat Museum]]]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Nat]]

===Places===
*[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]]
*[[Boat Museum]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]

==Plot==
After class is over, Mrs. Puff tells the students that they will be going to the [[Boat Museum]] tomorrow. SpongeBob thinks that he might receive his license if he impresses Mrs. Puff with a vast knowledge of boating. SpongeBob memorizes all of there is to know about the history of boating from a 7,400 page book called "All History of Boating Ever" for Mrs. Puff's museum field trip the next day. It takes SpongeBob an entire night to finish it, and he misses the bus, but later catches up it. Throughout the field trip he shows off his knowledge about boating to Mrs. Puff which made her feel angrier rather than to be impressed. At the end of the trip she notices that SpongeBob is missing. SpongeBob finds the controls and starts the A/C, which he thinks starts the museum. The A/C blows a powerful current of air into SpongeBob's face so he turns it to the direction of the real starter mechanism, and the air current turns the key and starts the boat. Mrs. Puff then shows up and starts to panic, confessing that she never drove anything so advanced. She pulls a lever which makes the boat go even faster. She tells SpongeBob that he's the only one who can stop the museum before it plows into Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob then does the necessary steps to park the museum. He and Mrs. Puff thought he was driving it the whole time. Mrs. Puff is very impressed with driving, and then Mrs. Puff starts to give him his driver's license until the museum owner shows up and says he was not driving it. Mrs. Puff then tore up SpongeBob's diver's license. SpongeBob sees the headlights are on, the boat driver yells,"'''RUN!!!'''" and the boat tips over. Mrs. Puff gets puffed up, and squishes SpongeBob, and says,"Good thing you studied."

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[Image:720.gif|thumb|right|200px|The Animation of a 720 tail spin]]
*A segment of this episode was featured on the commercial for SpongeBob's Gimme 5 week.
*Mrs. Puff tore up SpongeBob's Driver's License with her bare hands, but you cannot do that because it's plastic.
*Either way, SpongeBob should have gotten his license because the guy towing the museum said SpongeBob wasn't driving the boat, but the whole time, that guy wasn't even there, and SpongeBob pulled off several manuevers and actions that could not have possibly been made by the guy! He just magically appears at the end. So SpongeBob ''was'' driving the museum boat.
*And yet, the boat was even running and the air turned the key and started the boat! So how is that stupid guy saying he was tugging the boat?
*On that note, Bikini Bottom should have been crushed but the boat gets sent back! And why is the guy towing the boat to Bikini Bottom away from everyone?
*SpongeBob's license says it expires on December 14, 2003, but the show takes place in present day and not the past. But it may be old because Mrs.Puff pulles it out of out of her pocket.
*It was revealed that Mrs. Puff did not know how to drive ships like the Boating Museum ship.
*When we see a close up of the license it says SpongeBob's eyes are yellow. His eyes are actually blue.
*This is another episode pair not to feature [[Patrick]].
*The title card music is the same as [[Chimps Ahoy]], [[Selling Out]], [[Penny Foolish]], & [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]].
*This is the third time they show SpongeBob's driver's license. The first time was [[Sleepy Time]]. The second is [[Gone]].
*It is revealed in Bikini Bottom history that King Neptune created the sail, and that there will be flying boats in the future.
*SpongeBob read all that in the book and still doesn't know that AC stands for air conditioning.
*The Boating Museum is a former vessel ship that no longer operates, which is probably reffering to the RMS Queen Mary in Long Beach, California, which is also a former ship that operated in the 30's to late 60's is now a museum, hotel, and restraunt.
*When SpongeBob read the whole book, he actually didn't because if you look closely, he wasn't reading the last page, he was in the mid section of the book. (Although that's normal for most cartoons)
*The harmonica music that plays when SpongeBob is toruing around the museum is the theme music to ''The Navy Lark'', a British radio series that ran from 1953 to 1977.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Nautical Novice]]

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Rusty Krab

2009-12-30T16:36:38Z

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[[Image:RustyKrab.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The Rusty Krab]]The '''Rusty Krab''' was a retirement home in [[Bikini Bottom]], which was later bought by [[Mr. Krabs]], who turned it into [[The Krusty Krab]]. The Rusty Krab was only seen and stated in the [[Krusty Krab Training Video]]. Ever since The Rusty Krab was shut down, [[Shady Shoals]] has been the only known rest home in Bikini Bottom.

===Looks===
The Rusty Krab looks no different than the Krusty Krab (besides the fact it has no "K" in the sign and later on it was painted there by Mr. Krabs), but it possibly looks different from the inside since it's a retirement home.

===Trivia===

* In [[Grandpappy the Pirate]], Mr. Krabs says that the Krusty Krab used to be a boat, and that it was always called the Krusty Krab, but in the [[Krusty Krab Training Video]], he says that the Krusty Krab used to be a retirement home. This is a plothole[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/plothole|plothole].

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[[Category:Place]]

Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend

2009-12-30T16:27:33Z

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Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend was a big Nickelodeon special that started on Thanksgiving. The next day, 11/28/2008, these were the [[SpongeBob]] [[Episodes|episodes]] premiering:

==Episodes:==
*[[Grooming Gary]]
*[[The Slumber Party]]
*[[Krusty Krushers]]
*[[The Card]]
*[[Dear Vikings]]
*[[Porous Pockets]]
*[[Ditchin]]

==References==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants_episodes Wikipedia]

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[[Category:Specials]]

Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend

2009-12-30T16:27:21Z

Spongebob29122009:

Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend was a big Nickelodeon special that started on Thanksgiving. The next day, 11/28/2008, these were the [[SpongeBob]] [[Episodes|episodes]] premiering:

Colington, North Carolina.
==Episodes:==
*[[Grooming Gary]]
*[[The Slumber Party]]
*[[Krusty Krushers]]
*[[The Card]]
*[[Dear Vikings]]
*[[Porous Pockets]]
*[[Ditchin]]

==References==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants_episodes Wikipedia]

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[[Category:Specials]]

Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend

2009-12-30T16:27:07Z

Spongebob29122009:

Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend was a big Nickelodeon special that started on Thanksgiving. The next day, 11/28/2008, these were the [[SpongeBob]] [[Episodes|episodes]] premiering:

colington, North Carolina.
==Episodes:==
*[[Grooming Gary]]
*[[The Slumber Party]]
*[[Krusty Krushers]]
*[[The Card]]
*[[Dear Vikings]]
*[[Porous Pockets]]
*[[Ditchin]]

==References==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants_episodes Wikipedia]

{{slogan}}

[[Category:Specials]]

Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend

2009-12-30T00:39:46Z

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Superstuffed Nicktoons Weekend was a big Nickelodeon special that started on Thanksgiving. The next day, 11/28/2008, these were the [[SpongeBob]] [[Episodes|episodes]] premiering:

==Episodes:==
*[[Grooming Gary]]
*[[The Slumber Party]]
*[[Krusty Krushers]]
*[[The Card]]
*[[Dear Vikings]]
*[[Porous Pockets]]
*[[Ditchin]]

==References==
Watch SpongeBob's favorite YouTube video and leave a comment at '''http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4uW48eq4s'''!
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[[Category:Specials]]

Episode Transcript: Born Again Krabs

2009-12-30T00:39:24Z

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[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Geizig bleibt geizig]]
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Episode Article: [[Born Again Krabs (Episode)|Born Again Krabs]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]

==Dialogue==

Squidward: (switches the 'open' sign to 'closed') Closing time. The happiest time of the day. (scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying) 
SpongeBob: Closing time. The saddest time of the day. (falls on the ground still crying) Huh? (notices an old patty under the grill) It’s a Krabby Patty. (SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum) Eww...it’s cold and hard. (takes the patty out from under the grill) This could have rolled under there years ago. (pats it on the head) There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. (SpongeBob throws the patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty) 
Mr. Krabs: (runs in) What happened? (gasps then runs up to the trash can) Someone tried to throw away a patty! (takes it off the hook) 
Pinch-o-matic: Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents. 
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill. 
Mr. Krabs: And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun. (hands it to SpongeBob) 
SpongeBob: But, it’s old and cold and so very full of mold. 
Mr. Krabs: You’re not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand? 
Narrator: The next day. 
SpongeBob: Order up, Squidward. (puts the tray with the old patty in the burger on the window) 
Squidward: Hooray. (smells the patty then flips the top bun off) Uhh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog? 
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders. 
Squidward: Whatever. (hands the tray to the customer) Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty. (customer sniffs it and does a lot of back-flips out the restaurant screaming. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krew staning by the door) 
Mr. Krabs: I don’t understand. We haven’t had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it’s the new place mats. 
Squidward: What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It’s that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It’s gone bad. 
Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That’s nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. (picks up the cage with the patty inside it) Uhh, why is it in a cage? 
SpongeBob: Because it growled at me. (patty starts to growl and bark. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs) 
Mr. Krabs: You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let’s see how bad you are. (takes the patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls) No. No. Stay. (throws a 'treat' into its mouth) Atta girl! There, there. See? Good enough to eat. (about to eat it when an ambulance goes by) Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then. (takes a bite. Scene cuts to him, now green color, being rolled on a hospital bed) SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs? 
Mr. Krabs: Make sure you wrap up that patty. I’m not finished with it yet! (scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed) 
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare. 
Mr. Krabs: So I’m gonna be okay, doc? 
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well, if you don’t want to take my word for it, let’s just check your chart. (looks at the chart) Let’s see here. Hmmm... oh, no! (starts to shake) Oh, no, this is terrible! (drops the clipboard) 
Mr. Krabs: Everything okay, doc? 
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Don’t touch me! (runs out screaming) 
Mr. Krabs: That’s not a good sign. (thunder roars as the room turns into fire. Bowser appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head) Oh, no, it’s Bowser! 
Bowser: Eugene Krabs, your time has come. 
Mr. Krabs: I’m not Eugene Krabs, I’m, uhh, Harold. Harold, uhh... (looks at the flower vase next to him) Flower! 
Bowser: Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong room. (flies out) Excuse me, nurse? 
Nurse: Yes? 
Bowser: I'm looking for Eugene Krabs. 
Nurse: Oh, he's in that room right there. 
Bowser: No, that's Harold Flower’s room. 
Nurse: Harold Flower? (Bowser goes back to Mr. Krabs in anger) 
Bowser: So, Krabs, you thought you could fool Bowser? 
Mr. Krabs: What do you want from me? 
Bowser: I’m here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' locker! 
Mr. Krabs: Davy Jones' locker? Why do I have to go there? I’m not a bad crab! 
Bowser: Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (scene cuts to Davey Jones' locker where Bowser and Mr. Krabs reappear) Here we are. 
Mr. Krabs: (smells something nasty) Blec! Why does it smell so foul? 
Bowser: Davy Jones works out a lot. (opens the locker where a bunch of smelly socks are) These are his socks. Get in! 
Mr. Krabs: (gets on his knees, crying) Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don’t want to go in there! I’ll do anything! Please, give me another chance! 
Bowser: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity. 
Mr. Krabs: Mommy! 
Bowser: Alright, alright, stop your crying. I’ll give you another chance, but you must always be generous. Never cheap. 
Mr. Krabs: You have me word as a sailor. (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business') 
Squidward: (looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers) Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. (SpongeBob is wearing his hat and spatula, crying) 
SpongeBob: Squidward, you shouldn’t be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. (sniffs) He won’t like it. 
Squidward: SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn’t coming back. (tries to open the safe) Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. (Mr. Krabs walks in) 
Mr. Krabs: Hey boys! (SpongeBob screams with joy) 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I knew it, your alive! (clings to Mr. Krabs) Squidward, look, it’s Mr. Krabs! Isn’t this too good to be true? 
Squidward: Well, it was. 
Mr. Krabs: You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, touching money... Well, you get the picture. But no more. You’re looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. (scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' sign are in the window) Welcome all, welcome! (a little kid walks up to Krabs) Hello, little one. What you got there? 
Kid: A Krabby Patty. 
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Of course, you do! You know what that means, right? 
Kid: I don’t go hungry? 
Mr. Krabs: No, silly! It means free toy! (gives the kid a little toy) 
Kid: Gee, thanks, Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad. 
Mr. Krabs: I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! (everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob) Hello boy! Say, where’s Squidward? 
SpongeBob: Oh, he’s taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. (scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office) 
Mr. Krabs: Great! 
Customer #1: Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty. Could I get another one? 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: Yes sir. (takes the patty and lifts the top bun where a disclaimer, written in ketchup, is shown) Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer, it is his/her responsibility... 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (puts down the bun) That’s the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one. 
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir. (goes into the kitchen) 
Mr. Krabs: Sorry about the confusion. (pulls out a toy) Free toy? (woman takes it) 
Squidward: Eugene, my man. 
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! How’s the break coming? 
Squidward: Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? (walks off) 
Mr. Krabs: Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. (walks up to a customer watching a movie) Are you enjoying your in-meal movie? 
Customer #2: This movie hasn’t even been in the theaters yet! 
Mr. Krabs: No expense spared for my valued customers. (scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob standing in front of the restaurant) Look at all those happy faces. It sure does feel good to be generous. 
Squidward: (walks in with some envelope) Here’s your mail, Eugene. 
Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Squidward. You look rested. 
Squidward: Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me. 
Mr. Krabs: Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. (opens the envelope) Only ten thousand dollars. That’s not so bad. (runs up to the cash register) I’ll just subtract it from today’s profit. (opens the register but there is no money in it) And...there’s no money in here. (laughs) How delightful. 
SpongeBob: Squidward, I’m worried about Mr. Krabs. 
Squidward: Me too, how are we going to get paid? (both walk up to Mr. Krabs) Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well. 
Mr. Krabs: Oh, it’s just a bad dream. I’ll wake up soon. (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) 
Squidward: Uhh...dream? 
Mr. Krabs: Sure. I’m still in the hospital sleeping like a baby! 
SpongeBob: Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning. 
Squidward: Here’s the bill. (gives Mr. Krabs the bill) 
Mr. Krabs: You mean...I’m awake? (screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a customer drinking a soda and grabs itfrom him) No free refills! (takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys) Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! (takes the toys then runs over to a guy watching the movie) Show’s over, cheapskate! (turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie) 
Customer #3: Hey, it’s my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for the penny) 
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs a hold of the customer’s arm) 
Customer #3: Hey man, ease back, you’re crushing my arm. 
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. (Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away) 
Flying Dutchman: A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker for eternity! 
Mr. Krabs: I’m not cheap! I’m generous! 
Squidward: You almost tore a man’s arm off for a penny. 
Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you. (Flying Dutchman picks up Mr. Krabs) Well, a deal’s a deal. Let’s go. 
SpongeBob: Wait just a burger-flipping second. (Flying Dutchman turns around) 
Flying Dutchman: Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman? 
SpongeBob: That would be me: SpongeBob BacksassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea. 
Flying Dutchman: He’d sell your soul for a couple of bucks. 
SpongeBob: I’d bet my soul he wouldn’t. 
Flying Dutchman: You got yourself a bet. Ok, Krabs, I’ll let you stay, but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? 
Mr. Krabs: That depends, how much money we talking about? 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 
Flying Dutchman: (shows money) Sixty-two cents. 
Mr. Krabs: I’ll take the money. 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 
Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. 62 cents. (hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob) Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! (SpongeBob screams as they both disappear) 
Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money! 
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents? 
Mr. Krabs: You think I could’ve gotten more? 
Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself! 
Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done? (cries) I want another chance! I didn’t learn anything! I lost me best fry cook. I don’t want this foul money. (throws the change on the ground) I want SpongeBob back! (Flying Dutchman reappears and drops SpongeBob on the floor) 
Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back. 
Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money? 
Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn’t hear myself thinking with this one around! I only had him for thirty seconds. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot) And it’s jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He’s your problem now. (disappears) 
Mr. Krabs: Heh, about trading you for pocket change... 
SpongeBob: Say no more, Mr. Krabs. You did it for the Krusty Krab. I would have done the same thing. 
Mr. Krabs: You would have? 
SpongeBob: No. (all laugh. Scene cuts to the Flying Dutchman sitting on a chair, reading a book until the phone rings) 
Flying Dutchman: Dutchman’s residence. (SpongeBob is on the other end talking a lot. Flying Dutchman groans)

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Mrs. Puff’s Western Ancestor

2009-12-30T00:38:58Z

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[[Image:Mrs. Puff's Western Ancestor.jpg|thumb|right|Mrs. Puff's Western Ancestor]]
'''Mrs. Puff's Western Ancestor''' is a dancer at the [[Krusty Kantina]] and hates [[Dead Eye Plankton]] a lot. At the end of the episode [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]] she let out her anger and stomps on Dead Eye Plankton several times. She is the only other known family member of Mrs. Puff who looks like her.

===Looks===
She pretty much looks like [[Mrs. Puff]]. The only difference between her and Mrs. Puff is the hair and the clothing. She wears a purple dress and a long pink feather on her hair.

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Tom Kenny

2009-12-30T00:22:54Z

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[[Image:TJK-2.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Thomas James Kenny is the voice of SpongeBob.]]

[[Image:Peterson2.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Thomas James Kenny plays another character.]]

[[de:Tom Kenny]]

'''Date and Place of Birth:''' 1962-07-13 in New York (age 47)

Thomas James Kenny is an American voice actor who is married to [[Jill Talley]], the voice of [[Karen]] on the Nickelodeon TV comedy [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. Tom Kenny does voice work for cartoons, video games, and commercials. He has described himself as "a man of a thousand voices" who is the well known comedian perhaps best known for his work in the animated comedy "[[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]", in which he is the voice of [[SpongeBob]], the French narrator, [[Patchy the Pirate]], [[Father SquarePants|Mr. SquarePants]], [[Gary]], [[Old Man Jenkins]], and more additional [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|characters]].

Tom Kenny was also the lead singer for a Syracuse-based rock band, the Tearjerkers, in the early-1980s. He replaced original vocalist Buddy Love.

Tom Kenny came full-circle with his musical past in 2006 when he co-wrote and recorded SpongeBob SquarePants: [[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]. While Kenny's singing on the CD is done in the voice of SpongeBob and other characters from the show, he was very serious about the quality of the actual music on the disc and was able to get enlist help from such musical royalty as Brian Wilson, Tommy Ramone, and Flaco Jimenez. The music pays homage to the Beach Boys, the Archies, the Lovin' Spoonful, and the Troggs, among others.

==Voices==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Narrator]]
*[[Mary's Mother]]
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Bubble Buddy (Character)|Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Johnny]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Dirty Bubble]]
*[[Mr. Fitz]]
*[[Mr. Sun]] ([[Best Day Ever]])
*[[Robo 2.1]]
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Rusty Krab

2009-12-30T00:22:52Z

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Episode Article: [[Band Geeks]]

==Characters==

*[[Squidward]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)

'''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Uhh, yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the
premises. (Squidward shuts door. phone rings) 

'''Squidward:''' Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a clarinet note) 

'''Squilliam:''' Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? 

'''Squidward:''' (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! 

'''Squilliam:''' I hear you're playing the cash register now. 

'''Squidward:''' Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? 

'''Squilliam:''' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next
week. 

'''Squidward:''' The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba?!?! 

'''Squilliam:''' That's right. I'm living your dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I
was hoping you and your band could cover for us. 

'''Squidward:''' Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… 

'''Squilliam:''' I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. 

'''Squidward:''' '''''HOLD IT!''''' It just '''''so''''' happens that I '''''don't''''' sell fast food, I '''''do''''' have a
band, and we're going to play that '''''Bubble Bowl!''''' How do you like '''''that,''''' Fancy'''''boy?!''''' 

'''Squilliam:''' Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) 

'''Squidward:''' I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. 

'''Sandy:''' Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?

'''Plankton:''' Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. 

'''Mrs. Puff:''' And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Not to mention free refreshments. 

'''Larry:''' Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) 

'''Squidward:''' Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more
band humor. 

'''All:''' Blah, blah, blah, bla! 

'''Squidward:''' People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? 

'''Plankton:''' Do instruments of torture count? 

'''Squidward:''' No. 

'''Patrick:''' Is mayonnaise an instrument? 

'''Squidward:''' No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an
instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has ''any'' experience. Fortunately, I have enough
talent for ''all'' of you. (laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' When do we get the free food? 

'''Squidward:''' Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the
wind. (wind section repeats) And the string. (string players misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their strings
which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene)
Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Is this the part where we start kicking? 

'''Squidward:''' No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. 

'''Patrick:''' Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in the butt) 

'''Sandy:''' Ow! Why, you…! (both take fight outside) 
'''Patrick:''' (shouting outside) Ahh!!!! hahaahahah!!!!!! 
'''Patrick:''' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune.)
 

'''Narrator:''' Day two. (band walking down a street playing) 

'''Squidward:''' Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn.
Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly in thr air and
explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street) 

'''Narrator:''' Day three. 

'''Squidward:''' How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?

'''Plankton:''' It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}

'''Narrator:''' Day four.

'''Squidward:''' Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began…
(Patrick chews on a trumpet) …''but'' I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? 

'''Plankton:''' '''''CORRECT!!''''' 

'''Squidward:''' So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two,
three, four! (windows break and Squidward's face is deformed when they make a piercing noise with their instruments) Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. 

'''Harold:''' Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so ''bad'' if '''''some''''' people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What did you say, '''''punk?!''''' 

'''Harold:''' '''''BIG''''', ''meaty'' '''''CLAWS!''''' 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. 

'''Harold:''' Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. 

'''Nancy:''' '''''Oh,''''' so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. (everyone argues) 

'''Squidward:''' Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight) There's a deposit on the equipment, people!
(everyone uses their instruments as weapons) Settle down, please. (clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting) 

'''Fred:''' Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door where Squidward slams them open) 

'''Squidward:''' Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size
pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow.
I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. 

'''Patrick:''' You're welcome. 

'''SpongeBob:''' What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him.
Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

'''Evelyn:''' A firemen. 

'''SpongeBob:''' And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? 

'''Larry:''' Some guy in an ambulance. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure
that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. 

'''Harold:''' Yeah, for the firemen! 

'''All:''' Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo. 

(At Bubble Bowl) 

'''Squidward:''' I ''knew'' this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope
that… (sees Squilliam) …'''''SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH!''''' What are you doing here? 

Squilliam:''' (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? 
'''
'''Squidward:''' Um, they couldn't come. They…died. 

'''Squilliam:''' Then who's that? 

'''Squidward:''' '''''AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!''''' 

'''SpongeBob:''' We're ready to perform, Squidward. 

'''Squilliam:''' Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances) 

'''Squidward:''' That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) 

'''Squidward:''' Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. 

'''SpongeBob:''' That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) 

'''Football Announcer:''' Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) 

'''Patrick:''' These are some ugly looking fish. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I think I'm gonna be sick. 

'''Squidward:''' Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4.

('''Music:''' "Sweet Victory")
(SpongeBob begins singing)

The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.
And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.

( Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil way causing to be scared. He passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him.Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he impressed Squilliam)

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French Head Chef

2009-12-30T00:22:49Z

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The '''French Head Chef''' is the boss of the kitchen in [[Fancy!]] only seen in the episode: [[Le Big Switch]]. He used to be mean and bossy, but then he became somewhat nice when he tasted [[SpongeBob]]'s [[Krabby Patty]].

===Looks===
The French Head Chef is a green fish. He wears cooking clothes and also has a moustache. He talks in a French accent.

===Known Workers===
*SpongeBob (short time, then quit)
*[[Le Schnook]]

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Episode Transcript: Fear of a Krabby Patty

2009-12-30T00:22:48Z

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Episode Article: [[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Krabby Patty|Giant Krabby Patty]]

==Dialogue==

(Open on the Krusty Krab. Fish are eating food, Mr. Krabs is painting a picture and Squidward is manning the cash register.)

Mr. Krabs: Finished! At last. (Shows the picture to Squidward and SpongeBob, who is now at the chef's window.) What do you boys think of my masterpiece?

SpongeBob: (reading the sign) New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.

Squidward: (yelling) What? That is totally unfair!

SpongeBob: Squidward's right. That's totally unfair. Couldn't we get to work earlier than six a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.?

Squidward: (zips up the chef's window) Zip it!

(Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street)

Mr. Krabs: What the...?
(The Chum Bucket now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours")

Mr. Krabs: ...The Chum Bucket open 23 hours? So that little piece of flotsam Plankton thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he?

(A customer walks up to him, tray in hand.)

Fish: Sure. I don't know. Why not?

Mr. Krabs: Well, he's wrong!

Fish: Oh, o.k. Sure.

Mr. Krabs: As of now, the [[Krusty Krab]] is open 24 hours.

(SpongeBob's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be.)

SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Squidward? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home. I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming.
(SpongeBob exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again.) Well, I'm not dreaming.

(Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!)

Plankton: (behind the scope) Open 24 hours, eh? I knew he couldn't resist staying open later than me. (He starts walking into the Chum Bucket) My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula. (Laughs evilly. He notices after a while that his computer wife, Karen is not laughing with him.) Why aren't you laughing?

Karen: I've heard this joke before.

(Scene switches to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is standing near the cash register with a bell and beater in hand.)

Mr. Krabs: All right, everybody. The Krusty Krab is entering day three of non-stop service! Let's give it up for day three! (The camera shows the customers of the Krusty Krab eating their food and not being swayed by Mr. Krab's excitement.) Yee haw, day three!

SpongeBob: (inside the kitchen, holding a Krabby patty.) Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete.
(Bubbles fill the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of the Krusty Krab. It then cuts to the inside, where Mr. Krabs still is holding a bell)

Mr. Krabs: Day ten of non-stop service!

Squidward: (exhausted) Mr. Krabs, can I go home yet?

Mr. Krabs: No one goes home!

Squidward: (points to the bags under his eyes) Look at these bags under my eyes; even my bags have bags!

(The camera shows a closely detailed picture of Squidward's drowsy eyes, and a lady screams.)

Mr. Krabs: Quit your bellyaching, Squidward; you don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you?

SpongeBob: (grilling hamburgers in the kitchen) K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I.

Mr. Krabs: You could learn a few things from that boy.

Squidward: (through his teeth) Mr. Krabs, he is not normal.

(SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty.)

Mr. Krabs: All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work.

(Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob.)

Plankton: Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the Sponge will crack like an egg (clenches fist), and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. (Slurps and then does an evil laugh. Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect.)

Mr. Krabs: Eww! A spider bug. (Squishes Plankton and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs picks up on the other line.)

Mr. Krabs: Krusty Krab! The restaurant that never closes. Would you like to place an order? (We hear a muffled sound from Mr. Krab's phone.) 10,000 Krabby Patties! We'll start your order right away, Mr....uh, uh...What was that name again? (Muffles coming from the phone. Mr. Krabs writes his information on a piece of paper) Uh huh...Peter Lankton. Wait a minute. This isn't some kind of prank, is it?

Plankton: Eh...no.

Mr. Krabs: Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton.

(Mr. Krabs bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at SpongeBob.)

Mr. Krabs: Kick it into high gear! We've got a big order! (Clutches SpongeBob, who is staring into space) I'm counting on you, boy. I need you to raise that spatular. (SpongeBob does so, enthusiastically) Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Krusty Krab!"

SpongeBob: Team Krusty Krab!

Mr. Krabs: That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob's eyes swell up as Mr. Krabs walks away) And no breaks!

SpongeBob: (Ecstatic) Did you hear that spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! (Pinches self) Wow!

(Cut to a view of the ocean with a small island with some palm trees in the background. Mr. Krabs floats by as he hits his bell)

Mr. Krabs: Day 15! Give it up for day 15!
(SpongeBob floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime)

SpongeBob: K-R-A-B-B-Y...(drones off)
(Plankton floats by as the setting transforms into the daytime. Plankton laughs menacingly. SpongeBob floats by a lot faster.)

SpongeBob: 1,322...

(Mr. Krabs floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa)

Mr. Krabs: Day 23! Give it up for day 23!

SpongeBob: 6,654...

Mr. Krabs: Day 30!

SpongeBob: 7,121...

(Plankton floats by now. He laughs menacingly. Burger items float by. SpongeBob floats by)

SpongeBob: 8,659...

(Old Man Jenkins floats by, confused)

Old Man Jenkins: Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!

(The scene switches back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs appears extremely tired)

Mr. Krabs: Day... (record scratch) anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.

Squidward: (Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties.) Forty-three. (Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks. SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot.)

Mr. Krabs: What the flimflam? (Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck.) What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. (SpongeBob does not answer him) Boy?

(SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head.)

SpongeBob: (Drowsily) Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?

Mr. Krabs: Boy, I'm worried that...(Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty.) Got it?

SpongeBob: (wiping his eyes) I'm sorry Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?

Mr. Krabs: Sure, I said I'm worried that...(He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking.)

SpongeBob: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: (he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs) Stay back! I'm warning you!

Mr. Krabs: (Starts walking towards SpongeBob) All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to...(Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again)

SpongeBob: No, don't eat me; I'm too chewy. (Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties) Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! (Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling.)

[[Krabby Patty]]: (looking at him) What?

SpongeBob: (Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at a normal looking fish wearing a light purple shirt)

Female Companion: I told you that shirt was hideous.

(SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor.)

SpongeBob: No, no! I want to live! (He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open) I want to live! (He's dragged back inside, and the camera shows Squidward, exhausted.)

SpongeBob: (inside the kitchen) Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.

Mr. Krabs: (patting SpongeBob's head) There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. (Hands SpongeBob his spatula)

SpongeBob: (repeating) Spatular.

Mr. Krabs: (showing SpongeBob his grill) And here's the grill.

SpongeBob: (repeating) Grill.

Mr. Krabs: (Showing SpongeBob some patties in his hands) and here are some fresh Krabby...
(SpongeBob starts screaming again. When Mr. Krabs pulls the patties away, SpongeBob's scream lessens. He pulls the patties out in front of him and continues pushing and pulling them forward. Then, he throws the patties away.)

Mr. Krabs: Hmm, there may be a problem after all.

SpongeBob: What does this mean?

Mr Krabs: It means there's something wrong with your head. Look, I think maybe you should see a professional.

SpongeBob: Wrestler?

Mr. Krabs: No, a psychiatrist.

SpongeBob: Oh, but where am I going to find a psychiatrist? (A paper airplane hits him in the head) Ow! (Plankton is heading at the chef's window and then drops down. SpongeBob starts reading the paper) Hey, look at this! "Dr. Peter Lankton: Psychiatrist. Specializing in Krabby Patty phobias". Gosh, I don't know about this, Krabs; wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see...(Mr. Krabs holds up a patty in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob points and screams at it, then runs off.)

(The scene switches to SpongeBob, paper in hand, finding out where the psychiatric center is.)
SpongeBob: (looking up) Well, this looks like the place. (It is the Chum Bucket with the sign "Dr. P. Lankton Psychiatrist" on it. SpongeBob enters, looking for the psychiatrist) Hello? Doctor?

Plankton: Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. (SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard.) Now...(chuckles) Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.

SpongeBob: You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink (laughs). Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?

Plankton: Hope, hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you. (Laughs, but then clears his throat) Yeah, I mean: you'll be cured in no time.

SpongeBob: Oh, good.

Plankton: Let's start with a simple exercise.

SpongeBob: Jumping jacks?

Plankton: I want you to close your eyes. (SpongeBob lightly closes his eyes) Tighter. (he closes his eyes tighter) Tighter. (Tightens them even more, and they rip off.) Too tight! Now, tell me what you see?

SpongeBob: I see giant Krabby Patties.

Plankton: Good, and what are they made of? (He starts recording on a voice recorder)

SpongeBob: Hatred!

Plankton: No, I mean ingredients. What are the stinking ingredients?

SpongeBob: They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back! (Grabs a piano and holds it threateningly in the air)

Plankton: Wait, where'd you get that piano? (SpongeBob smashes Plankton with the piano. He groans. Later, he continues his psychology.) We're trying something else. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head. Ready?

SpongeBob: I'm ready!

Plankton: Work.

SpongeBob: Work.

Plankton: Spatula.

SpongeBob: Spatula.

Plankton: Bun.

SpongeBob: Bun.

Plankton: See, the key is to say something different than what I say.

SpongeBob: Oh, o.k. I've got it.

Plankton: Potato.

SpongeBob: Poh-tah-to.

Plankton: Tomato.

SpongeBob: Toh-mah-to.

(Scene switches to SpongeBob kneeling on the floor looking at various cards.)

Plankton: I've laid out some words on cards here. These words are common kitchen ingredients. I want you to arrange them in any order you choose. It could be a poem or a secret formula. I don't know... Oh, yes! A secret formula. Good, let's do that.

SpongeBob: Um, you're making me nervous.

Plankton: Oh, o.k. (Walks to and sits on his chair) I'll be over here, then.

SpongeBob: I'm finished! (Plankton gets up and walks to SpongeBob.) I've arranged them into a piano. (The piano falls on Plankton.)

Plankton: Since your mind has been resistant to every mental technique so far, I'm forced to resort to my most powerful method of curing you.

SpongeBob: Fiber?

Plankton: No, hypnosis.

SpongeBob: Hypnosis?!

Plankton: (holds a ticking watch in front of him) Now, keep your eyes on this watch. When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep. One...uh, two...uh, three. (SpongeBob falls asleep) I can't believe it worked. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will awake and tell me the formula. (Snaps fingers, but he does not wake up. He snaps a couple more times.) Hey, wake up! (He clashes cymbals, blows a trumpet and beats on drums.) Hmm, what else is loud and obnoxious? (He holds a ringing cell phone up to his ear, but that does not work) Why won't you wake up?! (We peer into SpongeBob's dream. In it he is chasing jellyfish, but then gets caught in a fishnet by a huge Krabby Patty, who then eats him. Inside the Krabby Patty, SpongeBob looks around in the dark.)

SpongeBob: Where am I?

(Lights turn on and he is lying in his bed in his home. The door to his room opens and a huge Krabby Patty walks in.)

Krabby Patty: Hey, SpongeBob. I heard your brain was sick, so I brought you this cookie pizza.

(Hands SpongeBob a cookie pizza)

SpongeBob: Gee, thanks!

Krabby Patty: And here's some chocolate milk. (Hands SpongeBob a glass of chocolate milk)

SpongeBob: The king of flavored dairy drinks! (He drinks it) Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.

Krabby Patty: Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you right here (points to a part of SpongeBob's stomach).

SpongeBob: In my heart?

Krabby Patty: Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.

Plankton: (In real life, shouting into a loudspeaker) Wake up!

SpongeBob: (wakes up, yawning) It worked! I'm cured!

Plankton: But what about the formula?

SpongeBob: Oh, you're right! I'd better get back to work! (SpongeBob runs away, towards the Krusty Krab) Thanks for everything, doc!

Plankton: (yelling) No! It's a lie! Therapy doesn't really work. You're still sick! Very, very sick!

(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is flipping burgers normally)

Mr. Krabs: Good to see you're brain's all fixed, boy.

SpongeBob: Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.

Mr. Krabs: Well, I can safely say, "No more twenty-four hour shifts", because twenty-three hours will be plenty (Laughs. SpongeBob then starts laughing). No, seriously. Get back to work!

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Squidward, My Friend (Song)

2009-12-30T00:20:38Z

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'''Squidward, My Friend''' is a song sang by [[SpongeBob]] dedicated to [[Squidward]] in the episode [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]].
It is a very short song, and it is unknown if it was going to be longer if Patrick hadn't interrupted.

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Spongebob: [[Squidward]] is my best friend in the world.
Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
Squidward likes [[Patrick]] more than [[SpongeBob]].
And Patrick is a dirty, rotten, stinky friend stealer!!

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Bikini Bottom News

2009-12-30T00:20:17Z

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[[Image:Barbarabob.jpg|thumb|right|[[Barbara]] and [[Bob]]]]
[[Image:Kabel_Jau.JPG|right|thumb|[[Perch Perkins]]]]
[[Image:EchtAussehenderFischkopf.jpg|thumb|left|[[Johnny]] the realistic fish head]]

'''The Bikini Bottom News''' is a channel on TV, (in which [[Patrick]] thinks is boring in the episode: [[SpongeHenge]]). There are lots of different reporters. Everyone's favorite is [[Perch Perkins]], who starred in the news flash announcing the [[Krusty Krab 2]]. In the earlier episodes, [[Johnny]] that did the news flashes. In the episode: [[The Krusty Sponge]], two fish named Bob and Barbara hosts the news, and [[Gene Scallop]] reviewed the [[Krusty Krab]] in his segment, [[Transcript: Bottom Feeding|Bottom Feeding]]. The News featuring Perch Perkins is seen in many other episodes, such as: [[Once Bitten]], where Perch was takling about the [[Mad Snail Disease]], and then in the episode: [[The Pink Purloiner]], Perch was at [[Jellyfish Fields]] talking about the Jellyfish Migration.

==Reporters==
* [[Johnny]]
* [[Perch Perkins]]
* [[Bob]]
* [[Barbara]]
* [[Gene Scallop]]

==Trivia==
*There is also a news paper, named "Bikini Bottom News" and they may be associated.
*[[Mother SquarePants]] and [[Father SquarePants]] seem to watch it. As seen in the episode: [[BlackJack]]

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Friend or Foe? (Episode)

2009-12-30T00:18:47Z

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! colspan="2" | Friend or Foe?
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| Episode No.: || 81
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| Airdate: || April 13, 2007
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| Season: || Season 5
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| Previous Episode: || [[The Gift of Gum (Episode)|The Gift of Gum]]
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| Next Episode: || [[The Original Fry Cook (Episode)|The Original Fry Cook]]
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'''"Friend or Foe?"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters: Patchy Segments=== [[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|thumb|right|Baby Krabs and Baby Plankton]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Mr. Pirateson]] (debut)
*[[Gorilla]]
*Lady

===Characters:SpongeBob Segments===
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Stinky]] [[Image:Krabbenn.jpg|thumb|right|The Birthday Cake]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Citizens
*[[Mama Krabs]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Big Johnny]]
*[[Billy]]

===Places===
*[[Stinky Burgers]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*Posiedon Elementary School
*Other Random Places where Mr. Krabs and Plankton were friends
*''[[The Poop Deck ]]''

==Plot==
Before we begin, there is 3 different versions of the story, one by Mr. Krabs, one by Plankton and one by Karen. This is one of the stories...

===Patchy Segments===
Patchy The Pirate and Potty the Parrot are back and they are going to be part of the restaurant: [[The Poop Deck]]! However, Potty is dissatisfied with all of Patchy's burger dishes,patchy gets a tantrum, then they do not be friends anymore. But then, Patchy realizes that he doesn't like his own recipes either. Later, Patchy dicovers that Potty is the Assistant Manager,
and now the restaurant is running out of doggy bags (because the people don't like the food). Later, Patchy throws Patties at Potty
because he says that SpongeBob made a perfect patty on the first try while Patchy made a terrible patty. One of them hits [[Mr. Pirateson]] the owner of the restaurant. At the end of the episode Patchy claims that he took time off, but Potty says that he and Patchy got fired but Potty got a Golden Parachute. Patchy says they cannot replace him, but Potty tells him that they already did. When he finds out he got replaced by a Gorilla, he says "WHAT?! They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!?" And the Gorilla then throws Patties at Patchy at the ending of the episode.

===Undersea Story===
When Mr. Krabs' story starts, it shows Plankton and Eugene being good friends and such. At school the kids there teased at them (I think the kids that teased at Plankton And Mr. Krabs learned their lesson that bullying is wrong). One day all the kids are at Stinky Burgers eating burgers. They always go down there for lunch. But one day it runs out of business because of food poisoning and shuts down. Both Mr. Krabs and Plankton decide to work there and make their recipe together. The next day, the customers come back and try the new burgers but they spit them out and chuck them in the bin. The two friends keep on trying, but the same thing happens. Eventually, they make best burger after Plankton slams the door while leaving after fighting with Mr. Krabs and the ingredients fall from a shelf into the pot with the "formula". This burger is later to be called the Krabby Patty. They fight over the formula, but because Plankton is so small, Mr. Krabs overpowers him, claims the formula, and later makes the Krusty Krab as a little miniature form of the restaurant that he could carry at school. (The formula is the thing that made Mr. Krabs and Plankton sworn enemies). Plankton then tells his side of the story. Plankton's computer wife bursts in and tells what ''really'' happened, as she was a security camera which recorded the fight. Plankton then steals the formula while nobody is paying attention and jumps on Karen, who is wheeling around in circles while Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob chase them.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the first episode to feature main characters in true form in the title card(Mr. Krabs & Plankton), because they usually only use a background and letter fonts. The second episode to do this process is [[The Two Faces of Squidward]](Squidward). The third is episode was "[[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]"The fourth was [[The Krabby Kronicle]](Both SpongeBob).
*[[Plankton]] revealed to tell [[Mr. Krabs]] what money could do.
*This is the first time where in [[SpongeBob]] interacted with Karen, Plankton's wife (possibly because her voice actress is married to Tom Kenny).
*In one scene, SpongeBob revealed he made his first [[Krabby Patty]] when he was just a little baby.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton were bullied when they were kids.
*When Plankton and Mr. Krabs were children and friends, Mr. Krabs sold Krabby Patties for one dollar.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton used to go to a nursery home.
*Mr. Pirateson was played by [[Bill Fagerbakke]]
*In this episode, Plankton and Mr. Krabs made the recipe for the [[Krabby Patty]] formula, but in episode [[Enemy In-Law]], it stated that the formula is an old Krabs family recipe, and in [[Dunces and Dragons ]] [[ Mr. Krabs]]' ancestor King Krabs invented the [[ Krabby Patty]]
*The original [[Krabby Patty]] recipe contained a pinch of chum. This is likely the origin of [[Plankton]]'s [[Chum Burger]] and the name [[Chum Bucket]]
*Old Man Jenkins' skin color changes in his first appearance in this episode he is green but in his next appearance he is bright tan.
*This is the only full-length half-hour episode to not have Patrick Star, but they all have Bill Fagerbakke (see above).
*In the flashbacks, Mr. Krabs' eyelashes disappear a few times in the course of the episode, including the moment he and Plankton look in the oven when making their burger.
*It is revealed in this episode that Mr. Krabs and Plankton were born the same year, day, and month.
*In the flashback, the Bikini Bottom Weekly headline reads: "Plab Patty" KO's Old Man Jenkins. "Plab" is a combination of Plankton and Krab.
* If Old Man Jenkins is old now, how can he be old when Mr. Krabs and Plankton were kids?
* The science teacher where Plankton and Krabs learn looks like the REAL Old Man Jenkins, but younger.
*This is the first time a special is actually named the same name as the commercial name. The second is [[Pest of the West]] and the third is [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]].
*In [[Goo Goo Gas]] Plankton is very small when he is a baby, but in this episode, he is the same size as Mr. Krabs's eye.
*Plankton somehow has the same voice since birth to adult.
*In the Patchy episode [[Patchy]] has his hand switched to his Spatula to His Hook.
*In this episode Patchy somehow makes the same voice as Spongebob considering spongebob is voiced by Tom kenny.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Friend or Foe?]]

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SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy (Song)

2009-12-30T00:18:01Z

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'''SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy''' is a song that is sung by '''[[The Flaming Lips]]''' in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].

[[Patrick]], you see, I'm growing a mustache,
And though I know, I must ask you,
Does it really make me look like a man?

[[SpongeBob]], being a man is just a tough job,
I hope you're picked to be the best SpongeBob they've had,
Working like a dog at the [[Krusty Krab]].

Now wait a minute...
I think we hit a wall...
I think we hit a psychic wall...

Maybe, we're just young and we won't know 'til we're old,
Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fish bowl.

Some kind of wall,
Some kind of psychic wall,
Some kind of wall,
Some kind of psychic wall,
We can get a crown...

Come on, let's find a way to be happy,
Not like [[Plankton]], he'll never be satisfied,
He's always complaining about his life,
To his computer wife...
You think he would've found by now,
To be thought of as a king,
You don't need a crown.

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