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The Krusty Sponge (Episode)

2013-06-28T19:57:35Z

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'''"The Krusty Sponge"''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 5|Season 5]].

==Plot==
When an important food critic named Gene Scallop visits the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs tries to make sure that the Krusty Krab is alright so he gets good ratings. When Mr. Scallop reviews the Krusty Krab, he says that the service is terrible but SpongeBob's cooking is so good that they should "sponge out" the restaurant. Squidward ends up becoming a SpongeBob mascot and accidentally hits a boy desiring his autograph, due to the fact Squidward has trouble controlling his costume's arms. Mr. Krabs says he will give an autograph to him for $5, but the boy, angry his hero slapped him, leaves. Worried it may happen again, he makes Squidward the cook and tells SpongeBob to drive the Fun-train, a Sponge-themed amusement ride that goes around the restaurant.

After that, Mr. Krabs shows Squidward various SpongeBob themed changes he made to the restaurant. Eventually, SpongeBob, exhausted from constantly riding the Fun-train, stops for a breather, but the customers demand he continue riding. SpongeBob, using his wits, gets a giant SpongeBob statue and puts in it in the driver seat of the train. Squidward is then ordered by Mr. Krabs to use "Spongy Patties" (which are really rotten patties). The spongy patties cause all the customers to grow ill and act like zombies. SpongeBob, escaping the train mob, sees the zombies and knocks on Mr. Krabs' office door but Mr. Krabs refused to let SpongeBob in because he is busy dating his wads of cash. Mr. Krabs is arrested for poisoning the entire resturant, including Gene Scallop. The judge rules that he gets one final ride on the Fun-train before they convert the Krusty Sponge to the original. He gets his wish, and is given one ride around the Krusty Krab once more, driven by an annoyed Squidward.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The appearance and name of [[Gene Scallop]] are taken from real-life food critic [[Guest Stars|Gene Shalit]], who happens to voice him and actually looks like him.
*The song that is played on the SpongeBob train is part of the SpongeBob theme song.
*When Tyler goes up to Squidward wearing the SpongeBob costume, Mr. Krabs called him a little girl.
*The giant SpongeBob that is holding a [[Krabby Patty]] is a spoof on the Big Boy restaurants.
*The Judge has a [[SpongeBob Gavel]].
*This episode is a possible reference to what Nickelodeon is doing with SpongeBob (tons of merchandice, marathons very often, etc.).
*This episode use to air with [[Squid Wood (Episode)|Squid Wood]], but now it airs with [[Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)|Sing a Song of Patrick]].
*This is the third time SpongeBob was afraid to make a Krabby Patty. First was [[Pickles (Episode)|Pickles]], second was [[Fear of a Krabby Patty (Episode)|Fear of a Krabby Patty]], and fourth will be [[The Inside Job (Episode)|The Inside Job]].
*The container that says "[[Tangy Spongy Sauce]]" actually says "Tangy Sponge Sauce".
*Gene Scallop's chin made all SpongeBob fans confuse it to be Gene Scallop smiling.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gene Scallop]]
*[[Barbara]]
*[[Bob]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Judge Horace A. Whopper]]
*[[Bubble Bass]]
*Other [[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Krusty Sponge|Transcript for The Krusty Sponge]]

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The Krusty Sponge Restaurant

2013-06-28T19:52:14Z

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[[Image:Spongepatty.jpg|thumb|right|The Krusty Sponge Sign]]

'''The Krusty Sponge Restaurant''' is a restaurant from the episode [[The Krusty Sponge (Episode)|The Krusty Sponge]].

===Employees===
'''Owner'''
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] - Owner/Founder/Boss. In [[The Krusty Sponge (Episode)|The Krusty Sponge]], he created the restaurant.

'''Major Employees'''
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] - Train Driver.
*[[Squidward Tentacles]] - Cashier/Fry Cook/Autographs. He was forced to sign autographs, though he had no use of his arms.
*[[Cashy]] - Just a cash register. Holds the money.

===Origin===
When [[Gene Scallop]] interviewed the [[Krusty Krab]] and said that [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]'s Patty was really good, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] gave the Krusty Krab a SpongeBob theme thus creating "The Krusty Sponge".

===Progress===
Everything in the restaurant was SpongeBob-themed. There was SpongeBob drinking straws, napkins, ice cubes (which melted), and yellow "[[Spongy Patty|Spongy Patties]]" and also [[Mild Bobby Sauce]] and [[Tangy Spongy Sauce]]. There was a SpongeBob train ride right outside the eatery. The ticket costs $1.98 - without a safety belt. But this time, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] was the fry cook, and SpongeBob drove the [[The Krusty Sponge Fun Train]]. Krabs sold the moldy patties for $2.98 (Originally $1.98).

===Shutdown===
The Spongy Patties poisoned everyone, turned them yellow with green spots, and caused them to act like zombies. Mr. Krabs was punished by [[Judge Horace A. Whopper]], and The Krusty Sponge Restaurant was shut down for a day, except for the train ride, so that Judge Horace A. Whopper could get free rides, although it is never seen in other episodes. It is presumably the Krusty Krab again.

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Spongy Patty

2013-06-28T19:42:54Z

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[[Image:Spongy-Patty.jpg|thumb|right|A Spongy Patty]]
'''Spongy Patties''' are rotting Krabby Patties, found in the back of the freezer. [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] thought they looked like [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] so he used them for [[The Krusty Sponge Restaurant|The Krusty Sponge]]. The patties were very popular by the end of the episode. But, the mold had poison in it and almost got Mr. Krabs arrested.

==Looks==
They are rotten Krabby Patties that turned yellow and grew spots of mold.

==Appearance==
These patties gave everyone food poisoning (called "zombies") and [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] almost got sent to jail by [[Judge Horace A. Whopper]] (He uses a [[SpongeBob Gavel]]).

==Trivia==
*As soon as you ate a Spongy Patty, you would instantly be turned into a SpongeBob-like color, get covered in spots colored like Spongebob's pores, and walk and act like a zombie.

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Episode Transcript: Pressure

2013-06-28T17:31:19Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]

==Dialogue==

'''Sandy:''' (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yup, and just relax. 

'''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You know what that cloud looks like? 

'''Sandy:''' What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' A flower. 

'''Sandy:''' They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time. 

'''SpongeBob:''' They sure do. 

'''Sandy:''' You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.

'''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?

'''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd know who'd get to the top first. 

'''Spongebob:''' Yeah. 

'''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' (laughing) Me. 

'''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. It sounded like you said you could beat me in a climbing contest. 

'''Sandy:''' 'Course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. 

'''Sandy:''' Nope, it means I'm a natural born climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good ol' dry land. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you say to that, "Miss Mittens"? 

'''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) No fair, Sandy! You got a head start! 

'''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose! 

'''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him. SpongeBob screams as he falls.) Too bad you forgot your umbrella! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing) 

'''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But you were-I saw you-I-I-I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner! 

'''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube? 

'''Sandy:''' Why don't you ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you say to that, HydroPants? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!. 

'''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing, hits a brick wall) 

'''Sandy:''' (jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! (laughs as she runs to the Krusty Krab) You see, I told you you didn't have a ch- 

'''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Ain't just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) 

'''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I did! And I took a head start like you did! 

'''Sandy:''' Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess I don't, air breather! 

'''Sandy:''' Water sucker! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Tree climber! 

'''Sandy:''' Gulf streamer! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier! 

'''Sandy:''' Chum chewer! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person! 

'''Sandy:''' Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what? 

'''Sandy:''' That land critters are better than sea critters! 

'''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what? 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, dern near everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying! 

'''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about? 

'''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best. 

'''Sandy:''' Only 'cause it's true! We're best at horse riding and fur styling and rowing. Y'all got us licked in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' (all gasp) 

'''Sandy:''' And name calling, for sure! 

'''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo! 

'''Squidward:''' Not on your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature. 

'''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to! 

'''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah. 

'''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh) 

'''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you. 

'''Sandy:''' Well, that's just one thing. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that. 

'''Sandy:''' Uh...uh... 

'''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? 

'''Sandy:''' No! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath) 

'''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't even live down here! 

'''Sandy:''' Well, you don't... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show y'all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her! 

'''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know! 

'''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they need to breathe... (all but Sandy laugh. Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too) 

'''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather! 

'''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.) 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! (chanting) Water! Water! Water! 

'''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads would last a minute on my turf. Dry land! 

'''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh) 

'''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs. 

'''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh) 

'''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not? (the four of them stammer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, (stammers) 

'''Squidward:''' We-we can't, uh... because... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' We're late for our...um... 

'''Patrick:''' Our fitting! 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes! 

'''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) Hey! We are not chicken! (drops popcorn. He gasps.) My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished. 

'''Sandy:''' Look, unless you can stay above water for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! 

'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land!

'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're sea creatures! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine! 

'''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' All ashore that's going ashore, Mr. Squidward! Land ho! (goes up) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs! 

'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' (chanting) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' Well, I'll do it. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are. 

'''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy. 

'''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad! 

'''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks? 

'''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better go congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters get to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them. She gasps.) Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! (attacks the birds) 

(back underwater)

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip! 

'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip! 

'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip! 

'''Seagulls:''' Hooray. 

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Episode Transcript: Pressure

2013-06-28T17:29:53Z

Boatmobile: I can't understand half of what Sandy says in this episode...And who keeps putting those things to separate parts of the episode?

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Episode Article: [[Pressure (Episode)|Pressure]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]

==Dialogue==

'''Sandy:''' (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yup, and just relax. 

'''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You know what that cloud looks like? 

'''Sandy:''' What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' A flower. 

'''Sandy:''' They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time. 

'''SpongeBob:''' They sure do. 

'''Sandy:''' You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.

'''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?

'''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd know who'd get to the top first. 

'''Spongebob:''' Yeah. 

'''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' (laughing) Me. 

'''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. It sounded like you said you could beat me in a climbing contest. 

'''Sandy:''' 'Course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. 

'''Sandy:''' Nope, it means I'm a natural born climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good ol' dry land. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you say to that, "Miss Mittens"? 

'''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) No fair, Sandy! You got a head start! 

'''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose! 

'''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him. SpongeBob screams as he falls.) Too bad you forgot your umbrella! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing) 

'''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But you were-I saw you-I-I-I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner! 

'''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube? 

'''Sandy:''' Why don't you ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you say to that, HydroPants? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!. 

'''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing, hits a brick wall) 

'''Sandy:''' (jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! (laughs as she runs to the Krusty Krab) You see, I told you you didn't have a ch- 

'''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Ain't just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) 

'''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I did! And I took a head start like you did! 

'''Sandy:''' Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess I don't, air breather! 

'''Sandy:''' Water sucker! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Tree climber! 

'''Sandy:''' Gulf streamer! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier! 

'''Sandy:''' Chum chewer! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person! 

'''Sandy:''' Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what? 

'''Sandy:''' That land critters are better than sea critters! 

'''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what? 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, dern near everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying! 

'''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about? 

'''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best. 

'''Sandy:''' Only 'cause it's true! We're best at horse riding and fur styling and rowing. Y'all got us licked in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' (all gasp) 

'''Sandy:''' And name calling, for sure! 

'''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo! 

'''Squidward:''' Not on your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature. 

'''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to! 

'''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah. 

'''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh) 

'''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you. 

'''Sandy:''' Well, that's just one thing. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that. 

'''Sandy:''' Uh...uh... 

'''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? 

'''Sandy:''' No! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath) 

'''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't even live down here! 

'''Sandy:''' Well, you don't... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show y'all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her! 

'''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know! 

'''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they need to breathe... (all but Sandy laugh. Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too) 

'''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather! 

'''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.) 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! (chanting) Water! Water! Water! 

'''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads would last a minute on my turf. Dry land! 

'''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh) 

'''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs. 

'''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh) 

'''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not? (the four of them stammer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, (stammers) 

'''Squidward:''' We-wecan't, uh... because... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' We're late for our...um... 

'''Patrick:''' Our fitting! 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes! 

'''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) Hey! We are not chicken! (drops popcorn. He gasps.) My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished. 

'''Sandy:''' Look, unless you can stay above water for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! 

'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land!

'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're sea creatures! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine! 

'''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' All ashore that's going ashore, Mr. Squidward! Land ho! (goes up) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs! 

'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' Well, I'll do it. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are. 

'''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy. 

'''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad! 

'''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks? 

'''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better go congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters get to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them. She gasps.) Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! (attacks the birds) 

(back underwater)

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip! 

'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip! 

'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip! 

'''Seagulls:''' Hooray. 

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Betsy Krabs

2013-06-14T21:32:57Z

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[[Image:Mamakrabs.jpg|thumb|right|Betsy 'Mama' Krabs with green glasses and a blue dress as seen in Mid-Life Crustacean]]

'''Betsy "Mama" Krabs''' is [[Mr. Krabs|Eugene Krabs]]' Mother. She is a single person and she lives in a [[Mama Krabs' house|pink and fluffy]] version of [[Mr. Krabs' house]]. In the episode: [[Mid-Life Crustacean]], [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] and Mr. Krabs go on a night out. She is only just seen when she tells the 3 men that they should stop pantyrading and then Mr. Krabs get sent up to his old boyish room. (His punishment is he has to spend the night at his mother's house.) She also plays a small part in [[Sailor Mouth]]. When she was young she had a full on Irish accent. She is 85 years old.

In the episode: [[Friend or Foe?]], she has an Irish accent, then a manly deep man voice in (voiced by [[Paul Tibbitt]]) [[Sailor Mouth]] and [[Mid-Life Crustacean]], and then her original Irish accent once more in the episode: [[Enemy In-Law]]. When she was raising young Mr. Krabs, she could not afford to buy clothes for him. She was friends with [[Old Man Jenkins]] so she gave Mr. Krabs his old, raggy cloth to use as clothes. Mr. Krabs was made fun of for this, and was called "Rag Boy". Her Irish accent returns in her cameo in [[Spongicus]].

===Looks===
Mama Krabs is an old crab who wears purple and has 'Claws'. Her skin is becoming wrinkly and she wears green glasses with bits of gold at the ends. On her back is fluffy white hair. She is able to still able to throw a good punch. When she was young she still looked similar to what she does now. Her appeareance is actually similar to Mr. Krabs but with age spots. She also gave birth to Mr. Krabs who is as tough as she is.

===Children===
* [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
* Unknown Daughter

===Grandchildren===
* [[Pearl]]
* Three Grandsons

===Friends===
* [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] (formerly)
* [[Old Man Jenkins]]
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
* [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]

===Enemies===
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] (Not at all but she was mad when he and Patrick tried to steal her clothing.)
* [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (They haven't Interacted.)
* [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] (When he tries to steal the secret formula.)

==Quotes==
* "You should all be ashamed!"
* "Do you think you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade?"
* "Go to your Office!"
* "Eugene, lights out!"
* "For your information Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula!"
* "Eugene! You put me boyfriend ([[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]) down this Instant!!"
* "I'm right here!"
* "Boring! I want to see some body parts!

{{Crustaceans}}

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[[de:Betsy Krabs]]

Episode Transcript: The Smoking Peanut

2013-06-01T22:32:41Z

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Joe]]
*[[Clamu]]

==Dialogue==

(The episode starts at the Bikini Bottom Zoo.) 

Narrator: Ah... Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual free day. Free balloons... 

(Mr. Krabs, disguised in a mustache, steals a whole bunch of balloons from Jimmy.) 

Narrator: Free drinks... 

(Mr. Krabs comes by and fills up a huge barrel.) 

Narrator: Free light bulbs? 

(Mr. Krabs unscrews a light bulb from a lamp post and puts it into his pants just as the police arrive.) 

Mr. Krabs: Aha! Top of the mornin’, boys! (Laughs nervously) Whew! Next stop: gift shop. 

(As he runs into the gift shop, SpongeBob and Patrick walk by a lionfish exhibit and tiger shark exhibit while wearing zoo hats.) 

SpongeBob: There it is... Oyster Stadium. Not only do they have the largest oyster held in captivity, it also does tricks!

(Like an announcer) 

SpongeBob: He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball! 

(SpongeBob crumples up his hat and spits it into the air and into a little fish's ice cream.) 

Patrick: Why are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let’s get over there! 

(The two run into the stadium.) 

Both: This is the greatest day of our lives! 

(Snoring and gurgling...) 

Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives? Boring! 

SpongeBob: You’re right, Patrick. We came to see (Announcer voice) pearls 100 feet in the air, (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. 

(SpongeBob makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up.) 

Patrick: Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin’, SpongeBob.

(Patrick walks away.) 

SpongeBob: Come on, come on, wake up already! (He pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He checks to see if there's anyone around and then throws one at the oyster. The oyster stirs.) I think it’s working! 

(Clamu moaning anxiously...) 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, it’s waking up! 

Patrick: Oh boy, did I miss it? 

SpongeBob: No, the show’s about to begin! 

(Clamu Wailing) 

Zoo Worker #1: What’s wrong with Clamu? 

Joe: Easy girl, it’s me, Joe! Remember? 

(Oyster growling. She picks up Joe and throws him in the air) 

Patrick: Now this is a show! 

P. A. System: (outside) Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. (Crowd screams and runs around in circles.) Thanks for coming. 

(rampaging angrily) 

Zoo Worker #1: You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There’s nothing more dangerous than an emotionally disturbed oyster! 

(The worker points menacingly at SpongeBob.) 

Zoo Worker #1: You didn’t do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you? 

SpongeBob: Uh… 

Patrick: No way! Only a jerk would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob hides the peanut bag.) 

SpongeBob: Right. 

(Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob leaving the zoo.) 

Patrick: Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I’d have a few choice words for him, like “you”… and “are”… and… “a jerk!” 

(SpongeBob and Patrick have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are.) 

Patrick: Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious? 

SpongeBob: I already said I didn’t, Patrick! Sheesh! 

(Walks up his cobblestone path into his pineapple.) 

Patrick: Hey, let’s investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who’s responsible! 

SpongeBob: Give it a rest, Patrick! There’s no crime to investigate! Now go home! (Inside the pineapple.) Stupid Patrick, I didn’t do anything wrong. Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I’m sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! 

(He chuckles and turns on the TV.) 

Johnny: Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut! (They show the TV screen with Johnny with the crying giant oyster at the stadium) And (SpongeBob is clearly nervous) as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry. A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world! (We see live action footage of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again.) A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens! 

(We then see guilty SpongeBob onlooking in horror.) 

Johnny: What kind of cruel, careless, evil person would deliberately upset one of Neptune’s most gentle creatures? 

(Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head’s face. The TV turns off.) 

Gary: Meow? 

SpongeBob: AHHH!!! No Gary, how would I know anything about the oyster? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Defensive? I’m not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (He peers out the window at Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu’s burps.) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone’s going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let’s see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (Cut to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door.) Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward! 

Squidward: SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly?! 

SpongeBob: Sorry, neighbor. 

Squidward: Oh… that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can’t even take my afternoon beauty nap! 

SpongeBob: (laughs nervously) Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I… uh… was kind of wondering, uh... Let’s say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster. 

Squidward: You mean you know the guy who did it!?! 

SpongeBob: (gulps) 

Squidward: Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I’ll get so much sleep, I’ll be gorgeous! 

SpongeBob: Uh, actually, I-I’m just talking hypothetically. 

Squidward: You mean you don’t know who did it? 

SpongeBob: Well, uh... I... uh... no. 

(Squidwars slams his door) 

SpongeBob: Squidward? 

(On his way home, he encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit.) 

Patrick: Gotcha! 

(SpongeBob screams and jumps out of his pants.) 

Patrick: Where were you on the day of today?!! Don’t play games with me, mister! 

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, what are you doing? 

Patrick: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I’m just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper! 

SpongeBob: Um, have you found out anything? (His eye twitches.) 

Patrick: Yes! No wait, uh… no. (Holds up sand.) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I’ve got a few questions for this little piece of grass! Don’t worry, SpongeBob! Patrick’s on the case! The truth will be revealed! 

(SpongeBob runs away.) 

SpongeBob: I better go see Sandy! She’ll know what to do! 

(We see Sandy and SpongeBob in the treedome, and we can hear Clamu crying.) 

Sandy: Oh, I can’t stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature? 

SpongeBob: Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk about, Sandy. 

Sandy: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! 

(Holds up the Bikini Bottom Phone Book and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob.) 

Sandy: Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot, and his eyes begin to twitch.) 

Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that? 

SpongeBob: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (He runs home.) 

Sandy: SpongeBob doesn’t have hair… or does he? 

(SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk.) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! 

(SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places.) 

Patrick: This is it! All of the clues are coming together. I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it. (Zoom in on Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head, which he licks. Well, he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream pop that has ridges and green spots.) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot! 

SpongeBob: Okay, uh, good luck with all that Patrick, and, uh, I guess I’ll see you later! 

(He shuts the door, and whimpers.) 

Fish: Open up! This is the police! 

(SpongeBob’s eyes pop out of his head.) 

SpongeBob: Uh, I- just a second! 

(Two policefish enter.) 

Policefish #1: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: Y-y-ye-yes. 

Policefish #1: Put those eyeballs back in your head, son! We’ve got a few questions for you. 

Policefish #2: Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident? 

SpongeBob: (stammers) Yes! 

(Hides in his pants.) 

Policefish #2: Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment? 

SpongeBob: Yes… 

(He sinks even lower into his pants) 

Policefish #2: And are you familiar with this peanut? 

(Holds up a zip-locked peanut with "Exhibit A" written on it.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! 

(His eyes peer out over the top of his pants. The bottom of his pants rip, and his body falls through.) 

Policefish #2: Just one more question… Is it true that you were at the oyster’s lair with a Mr. Patrick Star? 

(SpongeBob begins to cry.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! It’s true! It’s all true! The merriment, the peanut, the Patrick! 

Policefish #2: That’s all we need to know, son. Let’s book him! 

(We see stubby, pink hands being handcuffed.) 

Patrick: Wow, you guys are good. I’m the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It’s the perfect crime! 

Policefish #2: Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! 

SpongeBob: Oh, no! Patrick’s too sensitive for the big house! 

(SpongeBob follows the police boat to the zoo in the distance.) 

SpongeBob: Wait! Stop! I’m the one you want! I am the criminal! 

(crowd booing and yelling...as they stand around the stadium with Patrick handcuffed to a stand and the oyster calming down her crying but tearing up) 

Sandals: Hey everybody, let’s throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it! 

(crowd yelling) 

Patrick: I get what I deserve! (yelling continues as he gobbles up some peanuts thrown at him) Ouch. 

SpongeBob: Wait! Hold your peanuts! Patrick Star is innocent! I have come here to reveal the truth! They say that truth and honesty will be rewarded with trust and forgiveness… 

Patrick: Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum... 

SpongeBob: I’m here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I… 

Sandals: Oh! Just get on with it! 

SpongeBob: I am the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong. And so I say, I am sorry, giant performing oyster. I am sorry, Patrick. I am sorry, citizens of Bikini Bottom. 

Sandals: Hey! Let’s throw peanuts at both of them! 

(crowd yelling) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait! Here’s the real criminal! (Pulls out a handcuffed Mr. Krabs with his stolen zoo supplies) 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, top of the mornin’!...? (Fake mustache falls off) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

(Crowd gasps in shock)

Patrick: I knew it! 

Zoo Worker #1: Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster. Behold! 

(He rips off Krabs' clothes, to the crowd's disgust.) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait a minute... Behold! The oyster’s pearl! (crowd gasps) Here you go, girl. 

(The oyster sniffs the pearl in delight. The crowd cheers, then the pearl starts to crack. The crowd gasps.)

Baby Oyster: Mama! Mama! 

SpongeBob: Mother of pearl! The oyster’s a mother! And that pearl’s no pearl, it’s an egg! 

(Baby Oyster jumps on top of Clamu and they happily grunt. A tiny heart appears.) 

All: Awww…(They smile at the scene before turning to glare at Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: But it’s free day!!! 

(crowd yelling as they bury Mr. Krabs in a pile of peanuts)

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Episode Transcript: The Smoking Peanut

2013-05-31T02:52:17Z

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Joe]]
*[[Clamu]]

==Dialogue==

(The episode starts at the Bikini Bottom Zoo.) 

Narrator: Ah... Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual free day. Free balloons... 

(Mr. Krabs, disguised in a mustache, steals a whole bunch of balloons from Jimmy.) 

Narrator: Free drinks... 

(Mr. Krabs comes by and fills up a huge barrel.) 

Narrator: Free light bulbs? 

(Mr. Krabs unscrews a light bulb from a lamp post and puts it into his pants just as the police arrive.) 

Mr. Krabs: Aha! Top of the mornin’, boys! (Laughs nervously, then sighs in relief) Next stop: gift shop. 

(As he runs into the gift shop, SpongeBob and Patrick walk by a lionfish exhibit and tiger shark exhibit while wearing zoo hats.) 

SpongeBob: There it is... Oyster Stadium. Not only do they have the largest oyster held in captivity, it also does tricks!

(Like an announcer) 

SpongeBob: He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball! 

(SpongeBob crumples up his hat and spits it into the air and into a little fish's ice cream.) 

Patrick: Why are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let’s get over there! 

(The two run into the stadium.) 

Both: This is the greatest day of our lives! 

(Snoring and gurgling...) 

Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives? Boring! 

SpongeBob: You’re right, Patrick. We came to see (Announcer voice) pearls 100 feet in the air, (normal voice) Right? I’ll try my oyster call. 

(SpongeBob makes a strange noise, but seeing no progress, gives up.) 

Patrick: Well, I’m outta here. Thanks for nothin’, SpongeBob.

(Patrick walks away.) 

SpongeBob: Come on, come on, wake up already! (He pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He checks to see if there's anyone around and then throws one at the oyster. The oyster stirs.) I think it’s working! 

(Clamu moaning anxiously...) 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, it’s waking up! 

Patrick: Oh boy, did I miss it? 

SpongeBob: No, the show’s about to begin! 

(Clamu Wailing) 

Zoo Worker #1: What’s wrong with Clamu? 

Joe: Easy girl, it’s me, Joe! Remember? 

(Oyster growling. She picks up Joe and throws him in the air) 

Patrick: Now this is a show! 

(Outside...) 

P. A. System: Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. Thanks for coming. 

(rampaging angrily) 

Zoo Worker #1: You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There’s nothing more dangerous than an emotionally disturbed oyster! 

(The worker points menacingly at SpongeBob.) 

Zoo Worker #1: You didn’t do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you? 

SpongeBob: Uh… 

Patrick: No way! Only a jerk would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob hides the peanut bag.) 

SpongeBob: Right. 

(Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob leaving the zoo.) 

Patrick: Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I’d have a few choice words for him, like “you”… and “are”… and… “a jerk!” 

(SpongeBob and Patrick have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are.) 

Patrick: Are you sure you didn’t see anything suspicious? 

SpongeBob: I already said I didn’t, Patrick! Sheesh! 

(Walks up his cobblestone path into his pineapple.) 

Patrick: Hey, let’s investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who’s responsible! 

SpongeBob: Give it a rest, Patrick! There’s no crime to investigate! Now go home! (Inside the pineapple.) Stupid Patrick, I didn’t do anything wrong. Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I’m sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory! 

(He chuckles and turns on the TV.) 

Johnny: Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut! (They show the TV screen with Johnny with the crying giant oyster at the stadium) And (SpongeBob is clearly nervous) as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry. A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world! (We see live action footage of people running around screaming and holding their ears in Africa, Holland, and India. Then, we are shown the stadium again.) A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens! 

(We then see guilty SpongeBob onlooking in horror.) 

Johnny: What kind of cruel, careless, evil person would deliberately upset one of Neptune’s most gentle creatures? 

(Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head’s face. The TV turns off.) 

Gary: Meow? 

SpongeBob: AHHH!!! No Gary, how would I know anything about the oyster? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Defensive? I’m not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? (He peers out the window at Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu’s burps.) This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn’t mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone’s going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let’s see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? (Cut to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door.) Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward! 

Squidward: SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly?! 

SpongeBob: Sorry, neighbor. 

Squidward: Oh… that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can’t even take my afternoon beauty nap! 

SpongeBob: (laughs nervously) Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I… uh… was kind of wondering, uh... Let’s say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster. 

Squidward: You mean you know the guy who did it!?! 

SpongeBob: (gulps) 

Squidward: Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I’ll get so much sleep, I’ll be gorgeous! 

SpongeBob: Uh, actually, I-I’m just talking hypothetically. 

Squidward: You mean you don’t know who did it? 

SpongeBob: Well, uh... I... uh... no. 

(Squidwars slams his door) 

SpongeBob: Squidward? 

(On his way home, he encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit.) 

Patrick: Gotcha! 

(SpongeBob screams and jumps out of his pants.) 

Patrick: Where were you on the day of today?!! Don’t play games with me, mister! 

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, what are you doing? 

Patrick: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I’m just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper! 

SpongeBob: Um, have you found out anything? 

Patrick: Yes! No wait, uh… no. (Holds up sand.) But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I’ve got a few questions for this little piece of grass! Don’t worry, SpongeBob! Patrick’s on the case! The truth will be revealed! 

(SpongeBob runs away.) 

SpongeBob: I better go see Sandy! She’ll know what to do! 

(We see Sandy and SpongeBob in the treedome, and we can hear Clamu crying.) 

Sandy: Oh, I can’t stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature? 

SpongeBob: Uh, that’s kind of what I wanted to talk about, Sandy. 

Sandy: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery! 

(Holds up the Bikini Bottom Phone Book and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob.) 

Sandy: Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob? 

(SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot.) 

Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, how come you’re all twitchy like that? 

SpongeBob: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who’s twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, uh... uh... uhhh... go get my hair cut! (He runs home.) 

Sandy: SpongeBob doesn’t have hair… or does he? 

(SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk.) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! 

(SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places.) 

Patrick: This is it! All of the clues are coming together. I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you’re standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! Oh, I’m so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it. (Zoom in on Patrick’s mouth next to SpongeBob’s head, which he licks. Well, he’s actually licking a yellow ice cream pop that has ridges and green spots.) Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot! 

SpongeBob: OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I’ll see you later! 

(He shuts the door, and inside...) 

Fish: Open up! This is the police! 

(SpongeBob’s eyes pop out of his head.) 

SpongeBob: Uh, I- just a second! 

Policefish #1: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: Y-y-yes. 

Policefish #1: Put those eyeballs back in your head, son! We’ve got a few questions for you. 

Policefish #2: Were you at the zoo on the day of clamu the giant oyster incident? 

SpongeBob: (stammers) Y-yes! 

(Hides in his pants.) 

Policefish #2: Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment? 

SpongeBob: Yes… 

(He sinks even lower into his pants) 

Policefish #2: And are you familiar with this peanut? 

(Holds up a zip-locked peanut with "Exhibit A" written on it.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! 

(His eyes peer out over the top of his pants. The bottom of his pants rip, and his body falls through.) 

Policefish #2: Just one more question… Is it true that you at clamu the giant oyster’s lair with a Mr. Patrick Star? 

(SpongeBob begins to cry.) 

SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! It’s true! It’s all true! The merriment, the peanut, the Patrick! 

Policefish #2: That’s all we need to know, son. Let’s book him! 

(We see stubby, pink hands being handcuffed.) 

Patrick: Wow, you guys are good. I’m the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It’s the perfect crime! 

Policefish #2: Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky! 

SpongeBob: Oh no! Patrick’s too sensitive for the big house! 

(SpongeBob follows the police boat to the zoo in the distance.) 

SpongeBob: Wait! Stop! I’m the one you want! I am the criminal! 

(crowd booing and yelling...as they stand around the stadium with the oyster calming down her crying but tearing up) 

Sandals: Hey everybody, let’s throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it! 

(crowd yelling) 

Patrick: I get what I deserve! (yelling continues as he gobbles up some peanuts thrown at him) Ouch. 

SpongeBob: Wait! Hold your peanuts! Patrick Star is innocent! I have come here to reveal the truth! They say that truth and honesty will be rewarded with trust and forgiveness… 

Patrick: Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum... 

SpongeBob: I’m here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I… 

Sandals: Oh! Just get on with it! 

SpongeBob: I was the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong. And so I say, I am sorry, giant performing oyster. I am sorry, Patrick. I am sorry, citizens of Bikini Bottom. 

Sandals: Hey! Let’s throw peanuts at both of them! 

(crowd yelling) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait! Here’s the real criminal! (Pulls out a handcuffed Mr. Krabs with his stolen zoo supplies) 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, top of the mornin’!...? (Fake mustache falls off) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

(Crowd gasps in shock)

Patrick: I knew it! 

Zoo Worker #1: Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster. Behold! 

(He rips off Krabs' clothes, to the crowd's disgust.) 

Zoo Worker #1: Wait a minute... 

Zoo Worker #1: Behold! The oyster’s pearl! (crowd gasps) Here you go girl. 

(Crowd cheers. Then the pearl starts to crack. The crowd gasps.)

Baby Oyster: Mama! Mama! 

SpongeBob: Mother of pearl! The oyster’s a mother! And that pearl’s no pearl, it’s an egg! 

(Baby Oyster jumps on top of Clamu and they happily grunt. A tiny heart appears.) 

All: Awww…(They smile at the scene before turning to glare at Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: But it’s free day!!! 

(crowd yelling as they bury Mr. Krabs in a pile of peanuts)

{{Transcripts/Season 2}}

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Spy Buddies (Episode)

2013-05-19T22:25:44Z

Boatmobile:

{{EpInfo|Spy Buddies|84a.jpg|84a|5|23 July 2007|Fungus Among Us|Boat Smarts}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:GUPPIESRUS2ponge.jpg|278px]]</center>[[Guppies R Us]] © Viacom
|-
|}

'''"Spy Buddies"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Plot==
A Plankton-esque figure is seen quietly moving in the Krusty Krab with the lights off, although it is actually Mr. Krabs who is ensuring the safety of the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], since Plankton has gone a while without attacking the Krusty Krab. For this reason, he asks SpongeBob and Patrick to spy on Plankton, and they gladly accept it. Stealing advanced spy equipment from Sandy (such as a small camera, a jetpack, and a pair of pants that have lasers and walkie talkies) by using it against her, SpongeBob and Patrick proceed to follow Plankton, reporting his actions to Mr. Krabs. The chase soon escalates when Plankton begins to hear them, and then is lit on fire by SpongeBob and Patrick's magnifying glass. As a result, they lose track of Plankton. Later at night, they sneak into the Chum Bucket, but are quickly caught by Plankton. They are treated like customers and are gven menus. However, the laser pants Patrick was wearing destroys the Chum Bucket. Plankton then gets into a blimp and approaches the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs then counters by firing his customers at Plankton, but them Patrick falls into the cannon and pierces the blimp, causing it to destroy itself and the Krusty Krab. Plankton is seen with the formula, yelling in victory. It is then shown that Mr. Krabs and Plankton switched places as a part of a bet to see if stealing the formula really was as hard as it was for Plankton. The episode ends with two Patricks side by side laughing.
==Trivia/Goofs==
*Plankton is using the [[Mr. Krabs (robot)|Robot Mr. Krabs]] in this episode, which had a very major role in [[Imitation Krabs]].
*This is the second time Mr. Krabs and Plankton switch roles. The first was in [[The Algae's Always Greener]]
*[[Mary]] makes a cameo appearance again.
*'[[Guppies R Us]]' is a parody of Babies "R" Us and Toys "R" Us.
*The intro to this episode is the same song as the credits to Action League NOW: The Series.
*Patrick does not seem to worry when the Krabby Patty exploded; the reason was starfish such as himself can regenerate themselves.
*This is the first and only time there has been a front combination lock at the Krusty Krab.
*The combination to the lock is 2,6,8 and 4.
*When Patrick is looking at SpongeBob through the straw, SpongeBob parodies James Bond, with Bond's pistol being replaced by SpongeBob's [[spatula]].
*After the Chum Bucket gets destroyed, the setting suddenly turns to daytime.
*The quote "This patty will self-destruct in ten seconds" is a reference to the film ''Mission: Impossible'', when the tape says "This message will self-destruct in ten seconds."
*When this episode is on Nickleodeon, the info mistakenly calls it SpyBob.
*On the chalkboard, when Mr. Krabs put baby clothes, the way he put it, it looks like he put baby and clothes separately, like saying Plankton bought a baby and clothes.
*It is unknown what Plankton was using the Mail Stamp for .
*It is shown that there is a blimp under the Chum Bucket.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Nancy]]
*Other Bikini Bottomites

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Spy Buddies|Transcript for Spy Buddies]]

{{Season5}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]

[[de:Spionagekumpel (Episode)]]

Sleepy Time (Episode)

2013-04-07T00:09:45Z

Boatmobile: Its easy to miss small things...

{{EpInfo|Sleepy Time|Titlecard Sleepy Time.jpg|15a|1|17 January 2000|Karate Choppers|Suds}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:SleepyTimeScreenshot.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob's Dream.
|-
|}

'''Sleepy Time''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Crowd at performance
*[[King]]
*[[Moby Dollar]]
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's Dream]]
*Squidward's Dream
*Patrick's Dream
*Sandy's Dream
*Mr. Krabs' Dream
*Pearl's Dream

==Plot==
SpongeBob has a dream that he is in a hot rod and he got his driver's license. Mrs. Puff also appears in this dream and tears out SpongeBob's license, and right after he is somehow 'propelled' out of his own dream cloud, he sees his real self. He realizes that he has no dream to go to, until he sees Gary's dream cloud. He jumps in, frightening Gary. He is in a vast library, and Gary appears to be humanoid and can speak English. SpongeBob goes out of Gary's dream cloud and into Patrick's. He is on a kiddie ride that costs 25 cents per ride. SpongeBob explains to him that in a dream, he can do whatever he wants. He demonstrates by turning into a skyscraper and making a million identical copies of himself. Patrick says he is already satisfied, and SpongeBob goes out of Patrick's dream cloud. Patrick then complains that he has run out of quarters. (This could be a hint towards Patrick's empty-mindedness.) Next, he goes to Squidward's dream cloud and sees what is going on. He is performing a clarinet solo in a theater, set in the 1700s because of the theme. He distracts the king and Squidward stops, and the king growls at him for not playing. After this happens several times, Squidward gets angry and snaps his clarinet, but SpongeBob saves him by turning into a clarinet. It produces no sound, but SpongeBob just sings, and everybody applauds. SpongeBob goes to a different dream, this time Sandy's. They are skydiving, and they have to land on a painted target. SpongeBob asks if it is safe, and Sandy says it is safe so long as he has a parachute. However, SpongeBob misinterprets this, and Sandy lands hard in a truck. SpongeBob decides to stop invading other's dreams. He goes to what he thinks is Mr. Krabs' dream, but actually is Pearl's dream. After realizing this, he immediately goes to Mr. Krabs' dream, where he's fishing money. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs manage to catch Moby Dollar, but it escapes and SpongeBob is shot out of Mr. Krabs' dream cloud and into Plankton's. Plankton, in his dream, is bigger than the buildings and has laser-eyes. SpongeBob, misinterpreting this to be a nightmare, pokes him with a pin and Plankton deflates, and wakes up. SpongeBob then goes back to his own dream cloud, where everyone's angry faces appear and start spinning around him. When he wakes up, everyone is in his house complaining that he has ruined all of their dreams, until Patrick comes up and asks "Does anyone have a quarter?" because of his dream.

==Cultural references==
*Moby Dollar is a parody of Moby Dick.
*The name that Squidward had in his dream, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles, is a pun of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
*Gary says "Mind your wandering eye, you little poriferan" in his dream. The sponge is in the Phylum Porifera.
*In one scene, when Gary and SpongeBob are walking along the library, a book is shown close up. On the cover, the title says "Of Snails and Men", a reference to John Steinbeck's book ''Of Mice and Men''.
*When SpongeBob tells Gary "Curiosity salted the snail" this is a reference to the classic line, "Curiosity killed the cat," as snails are portrayed as the cats of the sea.

==Associated Production Music==
{{APM-link|K|Kaili Aloha}} - George de Frates (Title card)
{{APM-link|K|Killer Birds}} - Gregor F. Narholz (Voices and faces of Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, Gary, Plankton, Mr. Krabs and Sandy hovering around SpongeBob's head.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
{{cleanup|section}}
*There is a deleted scene where Spongebob licks his license in his dream. This was cut from later airings for unknown reasons.
*In Sandy's dream, she says (before she falls) "You need a para-(splat!)medic." the captions say "para-*splat*made it."
*Plankton slept in the Chum Bucket with no pajamas, but in SpongeBob's house, he appears in pajamas.
*When Sandy was in her tree dome, she is not wearing any hair curlers. In SpongeBob’s house, she does.
*In a commentary for the DVD ''Tide and Seek'', Tom Kenny said that Gary looked like a [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Talosian Talosian] (from Star Trek) in SpongeBob's dream.
*In the episode ''Squeaky Boots'', Mr. Krabs eyes are brown. However, in this episode, his driver's license says they are green.
*[[Whale of a Birthday]] Easter Egg: In Pearl's dream, there are framed photos of what look like the members of [[Boys Who Cry]].
*[[Old Man Jenkins]] makes a cameo appearance in Plankton's dream.
*When Sandy lands on the target, her bikini is pink.
*This and the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]] both have [[Fred]] say "My leg!" in them. This is very abnormal, as he usually only can be heard in one of the attached episodes.
*Music from the title card of the episode [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]] can be heard in Patrick's Dream.
*It is presumed the dream versions of the main characters and Pearl were the main characters while their counterparts were not.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sleepy Time|Transcript for Sleepy Time]]

{{Season1}}
[[Category:Season 1]]
[[Category:Episode]]
[[de:Nur geträumt (Episode)]]

Sleepy Time (Episode)

2013-04-07T00:08:44Z

Boatmobile:

{{EpInfo|Sleepy Time|Titlecard Sleepy Time.jpg|15a|1|17 January 2000|Karate Choppers|Suds}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:SleepyTimeScreenshot.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob's Dream.
|-
|}

'''Sleepy Time''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Crowd at performance
*[[King]]
*[[Moby Dollar]]
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's Dream]]
*Squidward's Dream
*Patrick's Dream
*Sandy's Dream
*Mr. Krabs' Dream
*Pearl's Dream

==Plot==
SpongeBob has a dream that he is in a hot rod and he got his driver's license. Mrs. Puff also appears in this dream and tears out SpongeBob's license, and right after he is somehow 'propelled' out of his own dream cloud, he sees his real self. He realizes that he has no dream to go to, until he sees Gary's dream cloud. He jumps in, frightening Gary. He is in a vast library, and Gary appears to be humanoid and can speak English. SpongeBob goes out of Gary's dream cloud and into Patrick's. He is on a kiddie ride that costs 25 cents per ride. SpongeBob explains to him that in a dream, he can do whatever he wants. He demonstrates by turning into a skyscraper and making a million identical copies of himself. Patrick says he is already satisfied, and SpongeBob goes out of Patrick's dream cloud. Patrick then complains that he has run out of quarters. (This could be a hint towards Patrick's empty-mindedness.) Next, he goes to Squidward's dream cloud and sees what is going on. He is performing a clarinet solo in a theater, set in the 1700s because of the theme. He distracts the king and Squidward stops, and the king growls at him for not playing. After this happens several times, Squidward gets angry and snaps his clarinet, but SpongeBob saves him by turning into a clarinet. It produces no sound, but SpongeBob just sings, and everybody applauds. SpongeBob goes to a different dream, this time Sandy's. They are skydiving, and they have to land on a painted target. SpongeBob asks if it is safe, and Sandy says it is safe so long as he has a parachute. However, SpongeBob misinterprets this, and Sandy lands hard in a truck. SpongeBob decides to stop invading other's dreams He goes to what he thinks is Mr. Krabs' dream, but actually is Pearl's dream. After realizing this, he immediately goes to Mr. Krabs' dream, where he's fishing money. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs manage to catch Moby Dollar, but it escapes and SpongeBob is shot out of Mr. Krabs' dream cloud and into Plankton's. Plankton, in his dream, is bigger than the buildings and has laser-eyes. SpongeBob, misinterpreting this to be a nightmare, pokes him with a pin and Plankton deflates, and wakes up. SpongeBob then goes back to his own dream cloud, where everyone's angry faces appear and start spinning around him. When he wakes up, everyone is in his house complaining that he has ruined all of their dreams, until Patrick comes up and asks "Does anyone have a quarter?" because of his dream.

==Cultural references==
*Moby Dollar is a parody of Moby Dick.
*The name that Squidward had in his dream, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles, is a pun of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
*Gary says "Mind your wandering eye, you little poriferan" in his dream. The sponge is in the Phylum Porifera.
*In one scene, when Gary and SpongeBob are walking along the library, a book is shown close up. On the cover, the title says "Of Snails and Men", a reference to John Steinbeck's book ''Of Mice and Men''.
*When SpongeBob tells Gary "Curiosity salted the snail" this is a reference to the classic line, "Curiosity killed the cat," as snails are portrayed as the cats of the sea.

==Associated Production Music==
{{APM-link|K|Kaili Aloha}} - George de Frates (Title card)
{{APM-link|K|Killer Birds}} - Gregor F. Narholz (Voices and faces of Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, Gary, Plankton, Mr. Krabs and Sandy hovering around SpongeBob's head.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
{{cleanup|section}}
*There is a deleted scene where Spongebob licks his license in his dream. This was cut from later airings for unknown reasons.
*In Sandy's dream, she says (before she falls) "You need a para-(splat!)medic." the captions say "para-*splat*made it."
*Plankton slept in the Chum Bucket with no pajamas, but in SpongeBob's house, he appears in pajamas.
*When Sandy was in her tree dome, she is not wearing any hair curlers. In SpongeBob’s house, she does.
*In a commentary for the DVD ''Tide and Seek'', Tom Kenny said that Gary looked like a [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Talosian Talosian] (from Star Trek) in SpongeBob's dream.
*In the episode ''Squeaky Boots'', Mr. Krabs eyes are brown. However, in this episode, his driver's license says they are green.
*[[Whale of a Birthday]] Easter Egg: In Pearl's dream, there are framed photos of what look like the members of [[Boys Who Cry]].
*[[Old Man Jenkins]] makes a cameo appearance in Plankton's dream.
*When Sandy lands on the target, her bikini is pink.
*This and the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]] both have [[Fred]] say "My leg!" in them. This is very abnormal, as he usually only can be heard in one of the attached episodes.
*Music from the title card of the episode [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]] can be heard in Patrick's Dream.
*It is presumed the dream versions of the main characters and Pearl were the main characters while their counterparts were not.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sleepy Time|Transcript for Sleepy Time]]

{{Season1}}
[[Category:Season 1]]
[[Category:Episode]]
[[de:Nur geträumt (Episode)]]

Sleepy Time (Episode)

2013-04-07T00:07:28Z

Boatmobile:

{{EpInfo|Sleepy Time|Titlecard Sleepy Time.jpg|15a|1|17 January 2000|Karate Choppers|Suds}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:SleepyTimeScreenshot.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob's Dream.
|-
|}

'''Sleepy Time''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Crowd at performance
*[[King]]
*[[Moby Dollar]]
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's Dream]]
*Squidward's Dream
*Patrick's Dream
*Sandy's Dream
*Mr. Krabs' Dream
*Pearl's Dream

==Plot==
SpongeBob has a dream that he is in a hot rod and he got his driver's license. Mrs. Puff also appears in this dream and tears out SpongeBob's license, and right after he is somehow 'propelled' out of his own dream cloud, he sees his real self. He realizes that he has no dream to go to, until he sees Gary's dream cloud. He jumps in, frightening Gary. He is in a vast library, and Gary appears to be humanoid and can speak English. SpongeBob goes out of Gary's dream cloud and into Patrick's. He is on a kiddie ride that costs 25 cents per ride. SpongeBob explains to him that in a dream, he can do whatever he wants. He demonstrates by turning into a skyscraper and making a million identical copies of himself. Patrick says he is already satisfied, and SpongeBob goes out of Patrick's dream cloud. Patrick then complains that he has run out of quarters. (This could be a hint towards Patrick's empty-mindedness.) Next, he goes to Squidward's dream cloud and sees what is going on. He is performing a clarinet solo in a theater, set in the 1700s because of the theme. He distracts the king and Squidward stops, and the king growls at him for not playing. After this happens several times, Squidward is so angry that he snaps his clarinet, but SpongeBob saves him by turning into a clarinet. It produces no sound, but SpongeBob just sings, and everybody applauds. SpongeBob goes to a different dream, this time Sandy's. They are skydiving, and they have to land on a painted target. SpongeBob asks if it is safe, and Sandy says it is safe so long as he has a parachute. However, SpongeBob misinterprets this, and Sandy lands hard in a truck. SpongeBob decides to stop invading other's dreams He goes to what he thinks is Mr. Krabs' dream, but actually is Pearl's dream. After realizing this, he immediately goes to Mr. Krabs' dream, where he's fishing money. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs manage to catch Moby Dollar, but it escapes and SpongeBob is shot out of Mr. Krabs' dream cloud and into Plankton's. Plankton, in his dream, is bigger than the buildings and has laser-eyes. SpongeBob, misinterpreting this to be a nightmare, pokes him with a pin and Plankton deflates, and wakes up. SpongeBob then goes back to his own dream cloud, where everyone's angry faces appear and start spinning around him. When he wakes up, everyone is in his house complaining that he has ruined all of their dreams, until Patrick comes up and asks "Does anyone have a quarter?" because of his dream.

==Cultural references==
*Moby Dollar is a parody of Moby Dick.
*The name that Squidward had in his dream, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles, is a pun of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
*Gary says "Mind your wandering eye, you little poriferan" in his dream. The sponge is in the Phylum Porifera.
*In one scene, when Gary and SpongeBob are walking along the library, a book is shown close up. On the cover, the title says "Of Snails and Men", a reference to John Steinbeck's book ''Of Mice and Men''.
*When SpongeBob tells Gary "Curiosity salted the snail" this is a reference to the classic line, "Curiosity killed the cat," as snails are portrayed as the cats of the sea.

==Associated Production Music==
{{APM-link|K|Kaili Aloha}} - George de Frates (Title card)
{{APM-link|K|Killer Birds}} - Gregor F. Narholz (Voices and faces of Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, Gary, Plankton, Mr. Krabs and Sandy hovering around SpongeBob's head.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
{{cleanup|section}}
*There is a deleted scene where Spongebob licks his license in his dream. This was cut from later airings for unknown reasons.
*In Sandy's dream, she says (before she falls) "You need a para-(splat!)medic." the captions say "para-*splat*made it."
*Plankton slept in the Chum Bucket with no pajamas, but in SpongeBob's house, he appears in pajamas.
*When Sandy was in her tree dome, she is not wearing any hair curlers. In SpongeBob’s house, she does.
*In a commentary for the DVD ''Tide and Seek'', Tom Kenny said that Gary looked like a [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Talosian Talosian] (from Star Trek) in SpongeBob's dream.
*In the episode ''Squeaky Boots'', Mr. Krabs eyes are brown. However, in this episode, his driver's license says they are green.
*[[Whale of a Birthday]] Easter Egg: In Pearl's dream, there are framed photos of what look like the members of [[Boys Who Cry]].
*[[Old Man Jenkins]] makes a cameo appearance in Plankton's dream.
*When Sandy lands on the target, her bikini is pink.
*This and the episode [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]] both have [[Fred]] say "My leg!" in them. This is very abnormal, as he usually only can be heard in one of the attached episodes.
*Music from the title card of the episode [[Skill Crane (Episode)|Skill Crane]] can be heard in Patrick's Dream.
*It is presumed the dream versions of the main characters and Pearl were the main characters while their counterparts were not.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sleepy Time|Transcript for Sleepy Time]]

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Krusty Dog

2013-04-06T23:55:11Z

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[[Image:Weiner.jpg|thumb|right|300px|SpongeBob with a Krusty Dog]]
The '''Krusty Dog''' is a food item sold at the Krusty Krab, and it only appeared in the episode: [[Krusty Dogs (Episode)|Krusty Dogs]]. It was created by [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] when he was playing with the Krabby Patty meat, and he shaped it into a hot dog.. Mr. Krabs then sold it at the [[Krusty Krab]], replacing the [[Krabby Patty]]. As it is merely Krabby Patty meat with a different form, it tastes just like a Krabby Patty (without the ingredients excluding the ketchup and mustard). SpongeBob and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] later team up to get rid of the Krusty Dog for separate reasons (Spongebob because [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] had removed the Krabby Patty from the menu and renamed the restaurant "Krusty Dog" since the Krusty Dog was more popular and worth more, Squidward because he was required to do extra work advertising the Krusty Dog) and do so by making it look like Krusty Dogs explode. After its discontinuation, Krusty Dogs were never shown again.

{{Krusty Krab}}
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Krusty Dog

2013-04-06T23:54:42Z

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[[Image:Weiner.jpg|thumb|right|300px|SpongeBob with a Krusty Dog]]
The '''Krusty Dog''' is a food item sold at the Krusty Krab, and it only appeared in the episode: [[Krusty Dogs (Episode)|Krusty Dogs]]. It was created by [[Spongebob Squarepants]] when he was playing with the Krabby Patty meat, and he shaped it into a hot dog.. Mr. Krabs then sold it at the [[Krusty Krab]], replacing the [[Krabby Patty]]. As it is merely Krabby Patty meat with a different form, it tastes just like a Krabby Patty (without the ingredients excluding the ketchup and mustard). SpongeBob and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] later team up to get rid of the Krusty Dog for separate reasons (Spongebob because [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] had removed the Krabby Patty from the menu and renamed the restaurant "Krusty Dog" since the Krusty Dog was more popular and worth more, Squidward because he was required to do extra work advertising the Krusty Dog) and do so by making it look like Krusty Dogs explode. After its discontinuation, Krusty Dogs were never shown again.

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Raw Sewage

2013-03-14T19:36:09Z

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[[Image:Raw-Sewage.jpg|thumb|right|240px|The ''Raw Sewage'' burger]]
The '''Raw Sewage''' Patty is a burger made by [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], to finally make a [[Krabby Patty]] without always failing. It just appears in the episode [[Patty Caper (Episode)|Patty Caper]]. In that episode, Plankton tells [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] that he is on a list in the alphabet, and that he is on the letter R, and to steal the Krabby Patty Formula. At the beginning, SpongeBob thought that Plankton stole the Secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty, till he finds out that this burger isn't a real Krabby Patty.

==Trivia==
After Patrick & SpongeBob leave the Chum Bucket, it is revealed that Patrick ate the burger, which gave him terrible breath.

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Goo Lagoon

2013-03-13T20:47:41Z

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[[Image:Goolagoon.jpg|thumb|The "Welcome To Goo Lagoon" sign.]]
[[Image:Rummelplatz.jpg|thumb|Valentine's Day Carnival]]
[[Image:Mussel_Beach.jpg|thumb|200px|Mussel Beach]]
[[Image:Porty.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob next to a Port-O-Head]]
[[Image:Snack_Bar.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Snack Bar]]
[[File:Ahhhhhhhh.jpg|thumb|250px|SpongeBob at the Beach]]
'''Goo Lagoon''' is Spongebob's main beach, where [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and his friends hang out. He takes Sandy there sometimes, and Patrick. Nobody ever knows what kind of suprises might come their way at this beach, it is usually different each time. There are many lifeguard towers to keep people safe. It is funny because Larry is only a lifeguard once(at this beach). Some people who go there are [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], [[Larry the Lobster]], [[Don the Whale]], [[Frank (Muscular Goldfish)|Frank]] and many other fish under the sea. There is a lifeguard service with many helpers, too. It was created in 1913. There are also some places in Goo Lagoon. In [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]] one restaurant, a fish once cooked [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]]! [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], [[Larry the Lobster]], [[Don the Whale]], [[Frank (Muscular Goldfish)|Frank]] go train there.

===Features, Locations===
*'''[[Valentine's Day Carnival]]''' 
(Valentine's Day Carnival is a huge carnival seen in the episodes: [[Valentine's Day (Episode)|Valentine's Day]], [[To Love a Patty (Episode)|To Love a Patty]], [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]. There is many rides and features although it was destroyed for a while when the [[The Chocolate Balloon|Choco Balloon]] blew up.) There are lots of other places like Juice Bars, Snack bars, Ice Cream stands ([[Lou]] runs it), Frizbee Places, Mount Climb up and Fall off and many lifeguard towers.

*'''[[Mussel Beach]]''' 
(Mussel beach is misspelled as ''Mussel'' because a mussel is a type of creature, and it is a weight area. Many of the toughest sea creatures hang out there!)

*'''[[Snack Bar]]''' 

A snack shack shown in a couple of episodes including [[MuscleBob BuffPants (Episode)|MuscleBob BuffPants]], [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]], and talked about on [[SpongeGuard on Duty (Episode)|SpongeGuard on Duty]].

*'''[[Snack Bar|Juice Bar]]''' 

This is practically the same as ''Snack Bar'', but a different structure and look.

== Other Places ==
*[[Club Shell]]
*[[Ripper's Reef]]
*[[Port-O-Head]]
*[[Summer Shinding]]
*[[Mega Bucket]]-Future site but never established

===Competitions===
* The Weightlifting Competition (A Huge Weightlifting Competition)
* The Surfing Competition (A Surfing Competition where anyone is allowed)
* The Anchor Toss Competition (An extremely hard competition, lifting anchors!)
* The Sand Castle Competition (Make a sand castle!)
* The Annual Hot Dog Chug ([[Scooter]] enters this competition)
* The Roll Hurl Competition
* The Rodeo Rampage competition (stay on a horse the longest)
* The Best Goo Ice Cream Sauce competition (make the best goo sauce for ice cream)

==Trivia==
Squidward has never willfully attended Goo Lagoon.
In most SpongeBob computer games, Goo Lagoon hosts events such as the Valentine's Day Carnival and the Bikini Bottom Carnival.

==People hanging out in Goo Lagoon==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Don the Whale]]
*[[Lifeguard]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Anchovy]]
*[[Bikini Bottomites]]

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Episode Transcript: Idiot Box

2013-03-12T01:33:43Z

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Episode Article: [[Idiot Box]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Mailman
*[[Gary]]
*Garbage fish

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: See anything yet, Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': I need my glasses. (puts 2 glasses of water on his eyes, become real human eyes) Hmmm, it's the mail truck! 

SpongeBob and '''Patrick''': Our package! (both start dancing & hopping) 

Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day. 

[[Mail Man]]: SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: That's me! (throws a very big box next to SpongeBob & Patrick) 

Squidward: That's a big box. 

SpongeBob: Thank you! (still dancing & hopping) 

'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping? 

SpongeBob: 30 more seconds, Patrick. 

Squidward: Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap. (He chuckles. SpongeBob & Patrick pull out a big screen TV) Huh?! A brand-new television?! 

SpongeBob: Easy…easy…(throw the TV onto a trash-can) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! (go into box and start giggling) 

Squidward: Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider. Let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen television just so you could play in the box? 

SpongeBob: Pretty smart, huh? 

'''Patrick''': I thought it wouldn't work. 

Squidward: Yeah, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you two. Now, what was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. '''''DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY BRAINS?!''''' 

SpongeBob: Squidward, we don't need television. Not as long as we have our-- (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination. 

Squidward: Wow, I never thought of it that way. That's really something. Can I have your TV? 

SpongeBob: With… (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination, I can be anything I want! A pirate! Argh! A football player! Hutt!

'''Patrick''': A starfish! 

Squidward: Patrick, you're already a starfish. 

'''Patrick''': See, Squidward? It works! You try! 

Squidward: Ok, let's see. I'm imagining myself watching TV... (points to the one on the trash-can) ...and there it is! Can I have it, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Sure, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! (Squidward pushes TV in his tiki) 

SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward, but if you change your mind, we'll be in this box! 

'''Patrick''': Let's play Mountain Climbing Adventure! 

SpongeBob: Let's go for it! (goes into box with Patrick) Gloves! 

'''Patrick''': Check. 

SpongeBob: Hats! 

'''Patrick''': Check. 

SpongeBob: Underwear! 

'''Patrick''': Uh…check! 

SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick. Climb up there and secure this rope. 

'''Patrick''': You got it! (there are noises coming from the box) 

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, you're going too high! 

Squidward: I hope they put some air holes in that box. 

SpongeBob: Take it easy, Patrick, you've got to acclimate! 

'''Patrick''': Ye-eah! I'll take it easy when I'm dead! Ha ha! I'm shaking hands with Neptune! Woo! Excelsior! 

Squidward: Now where's that remote? 

'''Patrick''': I am the Lizard King! Woo! 

SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! I think we should keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche! 

'''Patrick''': What? 

SpongeBob: I said, I think we should keep our voices DOWN in case of avalanches! 

'''Patrick''': What should we keep down? 

Squidward: Morons. 

SpongeBob: OUR VOICES!! 

Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks box, and an avalanche starts making SpongeBob & Patrick scream, fall, & cry) SpongeBob? (touches the box, and a second avalanche starts. Spongebob and Patrick scream again, then cry.) 

'''Patrick''': Hold me. 

SpongeBob: Hang in there buddy, the chopper is on the way! 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! My legs are frozen solid! You'll have to cut them off with a saw! 

SpongeBob: No Patrick, I can't do that! 

'''Patrick''': Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because I already cut off my own arms! 

'''Patrick''': No!! 

Squidward: (opens box) What the? How were you two making that noise? 

SpongeBob: (laughs) What noise, Squidward? 

'''Patrick''': I could only hear the sound of our laughter. 

Squidward: Yes! But those sound effects: the avalanche, the, the, the… 

'''Patrick''': Don't forget the second avalanche. 

Squidward: Forget it. I don't know why I'm wasting my time out here when I could be watching my brand new television. (helicopter sounds) Huh?! What the-?! (stammers and gasps) 

Man Inside Box: Attention climbers, please hold on! The saws are on the way!

SpongeBob and Patrick: YAY! Whoo!

Squidward: Grr...aha!!! (opens the box) How are you doing that? 

SpongeBob: First we establish a base camp at 15,000 feet… 

Squidward: The noises! How are you two making those noises? 

'''Patrick''': Well, that's easy. All you need is a box. 

SpongeBob: And…(makes a rainbow with his hands)…imagination. 

Squidward: Are you trying to say I have no imagination? I have more imagination…(tries to make a rainbow with his hands but is unsuccessful)…in one tentacle than you two have in your whole bodies. 

'''Patrick''': That's good. Now all you need is a box. (closes the box as Squidward walks back to his house) 

Squidward: I'll show them! (looks for another box) There's got to be one in here! (finds a small, round green box) Ah! This hat box should do nicely. (pulls out a sombrero) Why haven't I worn this yet? (gets in the box he is too big for and just sits there staring at his watch. Kicks box after he gets mad, a police car siren hears him) 

PoliceMan: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up! 

Squidward: What do they want with me? What did I do? (gasps) Obviously, I violated some new box kicking law! (walks out of house with the green box) Look officers, everything's OK. I won't do it again! 

SpongeBob: (as Johnny) You'll never take me alive, coppers! 

Man: No, [[Johnny]]! Don't do it! (Squidward kicks the green box so SpongeBob & Patrick take it into theirs) 

'''Patrick''': Whoopee! Another box! (Police cars chase Johnny's car as he speed) 

Squidward: I got to try to relax. Perhaps I can drown out their childish games with a little TV. (turns on TV to see a box conveyer belt channel) 

[[Host]]: It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly. (changes channel to see a professor talk about a box equation) 

[[Physicist]]: The equation is illustrated here by this box. (changes channel to a soap opera) 

[[Nat|Man]]: I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box. (he picks up a box) 

Woman: That's what I got you! (she also picks up another box) 

Squidward: Isn't there anything on that isn't about ''boxes''?! (changes channel) 

Host: And welcome back to [[Championship Boxing]]. 

Squidward: Heh-heh, I guess this is ok. I mean, it's not really about boxes. (two cardboard boxes are going at each other) I give up. 

[[Astronaut|Man]]: 3… 2… 1… Blast-off! 

Squidward: How are they doing that? That was the most realistic space launch I've ever heard! There must be an explanation. Think, Squidward, think! (imagines of a tape recorder they have and them giggling and playing real sound effects) 

SpongeBob: Shhh! Squidward's such a jerk. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Laugh at me, will they? (opens box) All right, where is it? 

'''Patrick''': (comes out of Squidward’s green box) Here I am! 

SpongeBob: Where's what, Squidward? 

Squidward: Don't "Where's what, Squidward?" me! Where's the tape recorder? 

SpongeBob: We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward! 

Squidward: Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward" me! 

SpongeBob: But we don't! 

'''Patrick''': We have a tape recorder box. 

Squidward: All right, make way, you two. I'm coming in. (gets into box) 

SpongeBob: Welcome aboard, Squidward! You've just set sail on the S.S…(makes the rainbow with his hands) …Imagination. Where our only destination is fantastic adventure! Where do you want to go first? 

Squidward: No, no, don't mind me, I'm just here to observe. 

SpongeBob: But, Squidward, don't you see? Waiting and watching? That's not what the box is about! It's about…(makes a rainbow with his hands)…imagination. 

Squidward: ALL RIGHT, FINE! Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV! 

SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward! Robot Pirate Island it is! (SpongeBob and Patrick close their eyes and make pirate and robot noises) 

'''Patrick''': Beep beep beep.

SpongeBob: Arr.

'''Patrick''': Bee boop beep boop.

SpongeBob: Ahoy matey!

'''Patcrick''': Beep beep.

SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! (SpongeBob and Patrick start to laugh) Funny!

Patrick: Funny!

Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! (punches box) All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. (pacing around his upstairs) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears beeping and sword noises and cheering from box) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Grr...think, Squidward, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to! (Scene cuts to night. Squidward has a suprised expression on his face. Box is making fireworks and cheering noises)

'''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks! 

SpongeBob: I still can't believe those pirates beat all those robots. 

'''Patrick''': See you in the morning. 

SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. (Patrick and SpongeBob go home. Squidward sneaks out to get into the box) 

Squidward: (laughs and sees a piece of paper on the wall) Hmm? Hello, what's this? (reads note) "This plaque is to commemorate the brave pirates who gave their lives to keep this box safe from the Robot Menace. Lest we forget…" (tears paper) Oh! I've got to find that button quick! (looks around box) It’s got to be around here somewhere. I don't see anything! It's just an empty box! Maybe it really was their imagination. D'oh, get it together, Squidward! What are you saying? I mean, do I really believe that if I sit here and pretend to drive a race car that I'm suddenly going to start hearing noises? (steps on an imaginary gas pedal like he's in and invisible car and hears actual car noises) What the…? (Squidward puts in and imaginary key) It actually works! I can't believe it! Ho ho ho! Oh boy! This beats TV by a long shot! (laughs) Whoo! Ha ha ha! This is the most fun I've ever had! 

SpongeBob: Listen to that, Gary. Squidward finally made the box work after all. That is so great. 

Squidward: (laughs) Whoo! Vroom! Vroom! Only two more laps 'til the finish line! (garbage truck dumps out the trash) I'm in the lead! Out of my way! I'm almost there! (laughs) Victory is mine! (The box slides down a trash pile until it hits a metal pipe sending Squidward into a cherry pie.) Agghh... (box lands on him. Scene cuts to morning.) 

SpongeBob: Hey, our box is gone! 

'''Patrick''': Oh well. 

SpongeBob: I know! Let's go see Squidward! 

'''Patrick''': I hope he's not too down in the dumps today. (timpani roll sounds as the screen fades out)

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Episode Transcript: Idiot Box

2013-03-12T01:20:22Z

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Episode Article: [[Idiot Box]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Mailman
*[[Gary]]
*Garbage fish

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: See anything yet, Patrick? 

'''Patrick''': I need my glasses. (puts 2 glasses of water on his eyes, become real human eyes) Hmmm, it's the mail truck! 

SpongeBob and '''Patrick''': Our package! (both start dancing & hopping) 

Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day. 

[[Mail Man]]: SpongeBob SquarePants? 

SpongeBob: That's me! (throws a very big box next to SpongeBob & Patrick) 

Squidward: That's a big box. 

SpongeBob: Thank you! (still dancing & hopping) 

'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping? 

SpongeBob: 30 more seconds, Patrick. 

Squidward: Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap. (He chuckles. SpongeBob & Patrick pull out a big screen TV) Huh?! A brand-
new television?! 

SpongeBob: Easy…easy…(throw the TV onto a trash-can) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! (go into box and start giggling) 

Squidward: Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider. Let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen
television just so you could play in the box? 

SpongeBob: Pretty smart, huh? 

'''Patrick''': I thought it wouldn't work. 

Squidward: Yeah, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you two. Now, what was it?
Oh, yeah, yeah. '''''DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY BRAINS?!''''' 

SpongeBob: Squidward, we don't need television. Not as long as we have our-- (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination. 

Squidward: Wow, I never thought of it that way. That's really something. Can I have your TV? 

SpongeBob: With… (makes a rainbow with his hands) …imagination, I can be anything I want! A pirate! Argh! A football
player! Hutt!

'''Patrick''': A starfish! 

Squidward: Patrick, you're already a starfish. 

'''Patrick''': See, Squidward? It works! You try! 

Squidward: Ok, let's see. I'm imagining myself watching TV... (points to the one on the trash-can) ...and there it is! Can I have
it, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Sure, Squidward. 

Squidward: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! (Squidward pushes TV in his tiki) 

SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward, but if you change your mind, we'll be in this box! 

'''Patrick''': Let's play Mountain Climbing Adventure! 

SpongeBob: Let's go for it! (goes into box with Patrick) Gloves! 

'''Patrick''': Check. 

SpongeBob: Hats! 

'''Patrick''': Check. 

SpongeBob: Underwear! 

'''Patrick''': Uh…check! 

SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick. Climb up there and secure this rope. 

'''Patrick''': You got it! (there are noises coming from the box) 

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, you're going too high! 

Squidward: I hope they put some air holes in that box. 

SpongeBob: Take it easy, Patrick, you've got to acclimate! 

'''Patrick''': Ye-eah! I'll take it easy when I'm dead! I'm shaking hands with Neptune! Woo! Excelsior! 

Squidward: Now where's that remote? 

'''Patrick''': I am the Lizard King! Woo! 

SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! I think we should keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche! 

'''Patrick''': What? 

SpongeBob: I said, I think we should keep our voices down in case of avalanches! 

'''Patrick''': What should we keep down? 

Squidward: Morons. 

SpongeBob: OUR VOICES!! 

Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks box, and an avalanche starts making SpongeBob & Patrick scream, fall, & cry) SpongeBob? (touches the box, and a second avalanche starts. Spongebob and Patrick scream again, then cry.) 

'''Patrick''': Hold me. 

SpongeBob: Hang in there buddy, the chopper is on the way! 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! My legs are frozen solid! You'll have to cut them off with a saw! 

SpongeBob: No Patrick, I can't do that! 

'''Patrick''': Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because I already cut off my own arms! 

'''Patrick''': No!! 

Squidward: (opens box) What the? How were you two making that noise? 

SpongeBob: (laughs) What noise, Squidward? 

'''Patrick''': I could only hear the sound of our laughter. 

Squidward: Yes! But those sound effects: the avalanche, the, the, the… 

'''Patrick''': Don't forget the second avalanche. 

Squidward: Forget it. I don't know why I'm wasting my time out here when I could be watching my brand new television. (helicopter sounds) Huh?! What the-?! (stammers and gasps) 

Man Inside Box: Attention climbers, please hold on! The saws are on the way!

SpongeBob and Patrick: YAY! Whoo!

Squidward: Grr...aha!!! (opens the box) How are you doing that? 

SpongeBob: First we establish a base camp at 15,000 feet… 

Squidward: The noises! How are you two making those noises? 

'''Patrick''': Well, that's easy. All you need is a box. 

SpongeBob: And…(makes a rainbow with his hands)…imagination. 

Squidward: Are you trying to say I have no imagination? I have more imagination…(tries to make a rainbow with his hands but is unsuccessful)…in one tentacle than you two have in your whole bodies. 

'''Patrick''': That's good. Now all you need is a box. (closes the box as Squidward walks back to his house) 

Squidward: I'll show them! (looks for another box) There's got to be one in here! (finds a small, round green box) Ah! This hat box should do nicely. (pulls out a sombrero) Why haven't I worn this yet? (gets in the box he is too big for and just sits there staring at his watch. Kicks box after he gets mad, a police car siren hears him) 

PoliceMan: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up! 

Squidward: What do they want with me? What did I do? (gasps) Obviously, I violated some new box kicking law! (walks out of house with the green box) Look officers, everything's OK. I won't do it again! 

SpongeBob: (as Johnny) You'll never take me alive, coppers! 

Man: No, [[Johnny]]! Don't do it! (Squidward kicks the green box so SpongeBob & Patrick take it into theirs) 

'''Patrick''': Whoopee! Another box! (Police cars chase Johnny's car as he speed) 

Squidward: I got to try to relax. Perhaps I can drown out their childish games with a little TV. (turns on TV to see a box conveyer belt channel) 

[[Host]]: It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly. (changes channel to see a professor talk about a box equation) 

[[Physicist]]: The equation is illustrated here by this box. (changes channel to a soap opera) 

[[Nat|Man]]: I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box. (he picks up a box) 

Woman: That's what I got you! (she also picks up another box) 

Squidward: Isn't there anything on that isn't about ''boxes''?! (changes channel) 

Host: And welcome back to [[Championship Boxing]]. 

Squidward: Heh-heh, I guess this is ok. I mean, it's not really about boxes. (two cardboard boxes are going at each other) I give up. 

[[Astronaut|Man]]: 3… 2… 1… Blast-off! 

Squidward: How are they doing that? That was the most realistic space launch I've ever heard! There must be an explanation.
Think, Squidward, think! (imagines of a tape recorder they have and them giggling and playing real sound effects) 

SpongeBob: Shhh! Squidward's such a jerk. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Laugh at me, will they? (opens box) All right, where is it? 

'''Patrick''': (comes out of Squidward’s green box) Here I am! 

SpongeBob: Where's what, Squidward? 

Squidward: Don't "Where's what, Squidward?" me! Where's the tape recorder? 

SpongeBob: We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward! 

Squidward: Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward" me! 

SpongeBob: But we don't! 

'''Patrick''': We have a tape recorder box. 

Squidward: All right, make way, you two. I'm coming in. (gets into box) 

SpongeBob: Welcome aboard, Squidward! You've just set sail on the S.S…(makes the rainbow with his hands) …Imagination. Where our only destination is fantastic adventure! Where do you want to go first? 

Squidward: No, no, don't mind me, I'm just here to observe. 

SpongeBob: But, Squidward, don't you see? Waiting and watching? That's not what the box is about! It's all about…(makes a rainbow with his hands)…imagination. 

Squidward: All right, fine! Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV! 

SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward! Robot Pirate Island it is! (SpongeBob and Patrick close their eyes and make pirate and robot noises) 

'''Patrick''': Beep beep beep.

SpongeBob: Arr.

'''Patrick''': Bee boop beep bep.

SpongeBob: Ahoy matey!

'''Patcrick''': Beep beep.

SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! (SpongeBob and Patrick start to laugh) Funny!

Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! (punches box) All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. (pacing around his upstairs) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears beeping and sword noises from box) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Grr...think, Squidward, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to! (Scene cuts to night. Squidward has a suprised expression on his face.)

'''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks! 

SpongeBob: I still can't believe those pirates beat all those robots. 

'''Patrick''': See you in the morning. 

SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. (Patrick and SpongeBob go home. Squidward sneaks out to get into the box) 

Squidward: (laughs and sees a piece of paper on the wall) Hmm? Hello, what's this? (reads note) "This plaque is to commemorate the brave pirates who gave their lives to keep this box safe from the Robot Menace. Lest we forget…" (tears paper) Oh! I've got to find that button quick! (looks around box) It’s got to be around here somewhere. I don't see anything! It's just an empty box! Maybe it really was their imagination. D'oh, get it together, Squidward! What are you saying? I mean, do I really believe that if I sit here and pretend to drive a race car that I'm suddenly going to start hearing noises? (steps on an imaginary gas pedal like he's in and invisible car and hears actual car noises) What the…? (Squidward puts in and imaginary key) It actually works! I can't believe it! Ho ho ho! Oh boy! This beats TV by a long shot! (laughs) Whoo! Ha ha ha! This is the most fun I've ever had! 

SpongeBob: Listen to that, Gary. Squidward finally made the box work after all. That is so great. 

Squidward: (laughs) Whoo! Vroom! Vroom! Only two more laps 'til the finish line! (garbage truck dumps out the trash) I'm in the lead! Out of my way! I'm almost there! (laughs) Victory is mine! (The box slides down a trash pile until it hits a metal pipe sending Squidward into a cherry pie.) Agghh... (box lands on him. Scene cuts to morning.) 

SpongeBob: Hey, our box is gone! 

'''Patrick''': Oh well. 

SpongeBob: I know! Let's go see Squidward! 

'''Patrick''': I hope he's not too down in the dumps today. (timpani roll sounds as the screen fades out)

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Sheldon J. Plankton

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! colspan="2" | Sheldon J. Plankton
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| Born: || November 30, 1942
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| Species: || Copepod
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| Nickname: || Plank, Plankton, Planky, Plank O Chums or Shelly
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| Adress: || The [[Chum Bucket]], [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
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| Gender: || Male
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| Color: || Green
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| Eye color: || Red and yellow
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| Weight: || Very light (1mg)
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| Job(s)|| Chum Bucket's founder, employee, and boss
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| Family: ||Lots of Hoboes
*[[Karen Plankton]] (wife)
*[[Clem]] (cousin)
*[[Plankton's Cousins]] (his cousins, of course)
*[[Planktonamor]] (ancestor)
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]] (ancestor)
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| Friends: || Mrs. Krabs, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (when they were babies until they were kids)
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| Rival: || [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (arch enemy), [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
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| Interests: || Stealing Mr. Krabs's Formula for the best burger in the sea
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| First appearance: || [[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]]
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| Portrayer: ||
*[[Doug Lawrence]] - English
*Thomas Petruo - German
*Michel Bedetti - French
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| Favorite activity: || To Steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], Ruling the World (Got carried away with that), Getting Revenge on Mr. Krabs
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'''Sheldon Plankton''' is Eugene Krabs's arch enemy. He often goes by just ''Plankton''. He wants to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], so that his restaurant, the [[Chum Bucket]] becomes famous and the [[Krusty Krab]] goes down. But in the episode [[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]] it is revealed that Mr. Krabs and Plankton were once best friends , but eventually became enemies after a scuffle involving a food recipe.

Sheldon and Eugene were in the same kindergarten and same School and also were in a university. He lives with his computer W.I.F.E. [[Karen Plankton]] and a Labrador in his own restaurant. Sheldon stole Karen from a hospital (Friend or Foe?)

According to his analyzer, Sheldon is made up of 1% evil and 99% hot gas. In Friend or Foe?, despite Karen's truth, Plankton really does want the Krabby Patty formula for ruling the world but also Mr. Krabs wants the Krabby Patty formula for making lots and lots of money.

===Personality===
Sheldon is very jealous, but he is sneaky and nearly arrives to steal the mysterious Krabby Patty Formula. He never arrives it because he is overhasty and impatient. He thinks he can outgun everyone and doesn't want to believe that he is small. Before he became Mr. Krabs's enemy, he was his only friend. Everyone else laughed at him because he is so small and easy to beat, but because Mr. Krabs was with him he wasn't too angry. But after becoming enemies with him, he wants to govern the world and rule everyone who laugh or laughed at him. He often rips SpongeBob off, because he thinks SpongeBob is silly and babyish, also because SpongeBob happens to know the Krabby Patty's ingredients. (He puts upon SpongeBob in episodes like [[Walking Small (Episode)|Walking Small]] or [[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]].) Plankton is the main antagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV series. He is also SpongeBob's arch nemesis.

===Looks===
Plankton is small and jelly bean shaped. He has one eye that has a red pupil. He has long antennae. His arms are stubby, and he has a dark green color.

==Plans==
''Main article: [[List of Plankton's Plans]]''

===Major Plans===
*In the episode "''[[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]]''" he uses a mind control device on SpongeBob, but SpongeBob resists a bit and because of SpongeBob's inviting description of the Krabby Patty, Plankton lunges for a Krabby Patty and falls into his analyzer. Plankton becomes trapped inside Karen, and tells SpongeBob that he'll settle for some fries.

*In "''[[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]]''" SpongeBob teaches Plankton to [[F.U.N. (Song)|have "F.U.N."]] and they become friends. Nevertheless, Plankton rips SpongeBob off, so that he gets the formula. But he slams into solid concrete behind a movie theater screen.

*In "''[[Imitation Krabs (Episode)|Imitation Krabs]]''" Plankton arrives to get rid of Krabs for a while, so that he can clad him as Mr. Krabs, but Mr. Krabs returns to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is unable to figure out who is the real Mr. Krabs so he runs a quiz show. Plankton won the quiz show so SpongeBob gave Plankton the formula. SpongeBob finds a penny and puts it in the Krabs robot's self destruct slot, so Plankton goes to the Chum Bucket and gets blown up.

*In "[[Plankton's Army (Episode)|Plankton's Army]]" Plankton fails to get the formula, so he decides to call in for help (actually Karen's idea). He tries a bar filled with strong fish, but he is violently attacked by them, so he calls in his family. He hopes and assumes that they are evil geniuses like him, but, in reality, they are dumb and clumsy. They say they'll help if they get rewarded with root beer. They invade the Krusty Krab and trap Mr. Krabs and Squidward in a toilet (SpongeBob was mopping the Bathroom). Plankton's family figures out the code for Mr. Krabs's safe, Plankton gets the book of the recipe even though Mr. Krabs asked him not to, but the formula says that Grounded Plankton are part of the recipe. Plankton and his family retreats when Mr. Krabs made it sound like he was going to use Plankton as Part of the recipe. Mr. Krabs tell SpongeBob and Squidward that the book wasn't the real formula, and that he's sure that Plankton will be back someday to discover what and where the real formula is.

*In "''[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket (Episode)|Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]''" Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob in a card-game against Plankton. Now SpongeBob must work for Plankton, who wants SpongeBob to prepare a Krabby Patty but SpongeBob is too upset to. Therefore, Plankton implants SpongeBob's brain in a robot, but it does not make the Krabby Patty either. Plankton returns SpongeBob's brain and is desperate to offload him on Mr. Krabs, so desperate he gives Mr. Krabs $50.

*In "''[[Krusty Krab Training Video (Episode)|Krusty Krab Training Video]]''" Plankton steals a Krabby Patty and goes away with a vehicle which looks like an insect, but it is so slow that Mr. Krabs can stop it by merely walking.

*In "''[[Fear of a Krabby Patty (Episode)|Fear of a Krabby Patty]]''" Plankton opens the Chum Bucket 23 hours a day, convincing Mr. Krabs to open the Krusty Krab 24 hours a day. Pretending to a be a customer, Peter Lankton, Plankton orders 10,000 Krabby Patties. After many days of working without sleep or rest, SpongeBob starts hallucinating, and develops a fear of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob goes to a psychiatrist, who is Plankton under his "Peter Lankton" guise. Plankton tries to get the formula by hypnotizing Spongebob and making him say it, but SpongeBob falls asleep in the process, and is cured. SpongeBob begins working again, and Plankton is upset that he failed to get the formula.

*In "''[[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]]''" Plankton tells Mr. Krabs he has wanted to steal the formula so that they will become friends. During a heartfelt hug, Plankton notices the formula is in Mr. Krabs’s trouser pocket and he takes it. Plankton and Karen want to disappear and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs want to hold them up.

*In the "''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' Plankton learns there are 26 letters in the alphabet and realizes he has an "Evil Plan Z", where he steals the crown of King Neptune, delivers it to Shell City (a gift shop located on the surface), and frames the theft on Mr. Krabs. He executes it and King Neptune freezes Mr. Krabs and gives him six days for his name to be cleared before his execution. While Krabs is frozen, Plankton successfully steals the Krabby Patty formula and begins producing Krabby Patties, giving free bucket helmets away with each one. The helmets are, in fact, mind-control devices which Plankton uses to make the citizens bend to his will and change Bikini Bottom to suit his image, renaming the city "Planktopolis." Unfortunately for Plankton, SpongeBob and Patrick manage to retrieve the crown and bring it back to King Neptune, and frees the townspeople from Plankton's control by using the power of rock and roll. Plankton is trampled before he can escape and a while later, the cops take him to prison for illegal mind-controlling.

*In [[Komputer Overload (Episode)|Komputer Overload]], Plankton builds 3 robots: the T-119A Compumatic, the Noxious Enterprises' Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, and the Command Module to replace Karen, who had left. He then puts the 3 robots together, making one big robot to get the secret formula. He threatens SpongeBob, who had been thrown outside by Mr. Krabs, to "tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my hands" (but SpongeBob doesn't get that, so he puts it in simlper words: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab", but SpongeBob doesn't understand that either). Plankton attacks the Krusty Krab, declaring "Bring on the boom boom!" However, the extension cord used to power the robot is unplugged, deactivating it. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh at Plankton's expense as the robot collapses. Karen comes back to Plankton, but only to get her keyboard. Plankton apologizes and goes back to the Chum Bucket with Karen.

*In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (Episode)|Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Plankton gets trapped in Sandy's air suit. Seeing how generously she received a Krabby Patty, he later stole her pelt, but then Sandy stopped him and imprisoned him in a jar of mustard.

*In [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] Plankton plans to use Atlantis's powerful weapons on the gang to become emperor of the city. He is dumbfounded when he realizes it only shoots ice cream.

*In [[Bucket Sweet Bucket (Episode)|Bucket Sweet Bucket]], Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick, and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] to fix up the [[Chum Bucket]]. He goes to the Krusty Krab where he tries to get the formula. He succeeds, but finds out it is not the secret formula, but a to do list. He goes back to the Chum Bucket where he discovers that SpongeBob and Patrick turned the Chum Bucket into the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs comes back from his vacation to Africa, and he reveals that he took the formula with him on vacation. He then takes back the [[Krusty Krab]] afterwards, which has underwent major improvement thanks to Squidward. Karen scolds Plankton for his miserable failure.

*In [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]], Plankton tries to steal the formula while SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are trapped in the air duct. Plankton is caught by Mr. Krabs after they get out.

===Minor Plans===
*In 1979, Plankton asked nicely to Mr. Krabs ''Can I please have the secret formula?'' and Krabs refuses.

*In [[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]], he gets under the Krabby Patty and tries to get out of the Krusty Krab.

*In [[Imitation Krabs (Episode)|Imitation Krabs]], he goes under a fish-robot and asks SpongeBob the formula to win $1,000,000 (the dollar was fake)

*In "''[[Culture Shock (Episode)|Culture Shock]]''" Plankton tries to steal a Krabby Patty by conjuring, but he exposes himself with his magic.

*In the video game [[Battle for Bikini Bottom]] Plankton builds a machine that he uses to create an army of loyal robots, but he forgets to set a switch on the machine to Obey Plankton, and also even makes a robot clone of himself, which results in the end of his plan.

==Trivia==
*He never wins. When he thinks that nothing can come between him and the formula, he gets ahead of himself and eventually does not obtain it.
*Curiously, he fights with people who can easily beat him. In the episode [[Plankton's Army]], he is beaten up by tall, muscular fish.
*In the [[Nickelodeon]] dictionary, it says that Plankton's uncle is from Russia and speaks a language called Planktonese.
*In the episode [[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]], Karen buys a Krabby Kids meal for Plankton which includes a Pipsqueak Patty, implying that Plankton has acquired a Krabby Patty, however his objective in the episode was to bring customers to the Chum Bucket.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton are twins in time, as they were born on the same day, month, and year.
*For unknown reasons, Plankton has a phone in his bathtub. (See photo titled "'''Yo'''")
*Plankton seems to change size in every episode he appears in (his 5 in. measuring stick say he is 2 in. tall in "Komputer Overload").
*His analyzer could be wrong because Plankton is really evil as seen in the movie when he steals the formula and conquers Bikini Bottom. Plus, in some episodes he uses SpongeBob and friends in his plans to take the formula.
*Plankton appears in the middle of the United Plankton Pictures logo in a crudely hand-drawn "form" along with his famliy and is yellow.
*SpongeBob has said "good luck with that" to Plankton multiple times.
*Mr. Krabs tried to give him the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]] in [[SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]] ([[Plan Z-909]]).

==Quotes==
*"I went to college!"
*"Now bow before the New King of Atlantis!"
*"Can I have the secret formula?" [[Image:Sheldon.JPG|thumb|right|Karen making fun of Sheldon]]
*"Are you SpongeBob SquarePants???"
*"I never thought I'd get this far."
*"Why do I always get beaten up by people bigger than me?"
*"I will destroy all of you!"
*"Curse You!!!"
*"Holographic Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!"
*"Well this stinks!"
*"Back for more of my delicious chum, I see!"
*"You will regret this!"
*"Felicitations malefactors!"
*"You'll pay for this, Krabs!"
*"When am I going to get some real food? [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter, shes as big as a whale!"

==Jailtime==
*In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] Chapter 13, Plankton got arrested for getting his hands on the formula, stealing King Neptune's crown and enslaving Bikini Bottom.
*In [[Krabby Road (Episode)|Krabby Road]], Plankton got arrested and locked in a cage for making SpongeBob call the police.
*In [[Goo Goo Gas (Episode)|Goo Goo Gas]], Plankton got free from the larger-than-him handcuffs.
*In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (Episode)|Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Plankton got caught by Sandy who was arrested.

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Towers]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So... 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all! 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building) 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, the Krusty Towers was born. 

'''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head) 

'''SpongeBob''' (surprised): Ooh!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful? 

'''Squidward''': Where are all the new hotel employees? (Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. A hotel guest
enters) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) Me first hotel guest. Watch me reel him in. (walks behind desk) Welcome to the Krusty Towers where our motto
is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". 

'''Guest''': Oh, that's great. I'd like a double krabby patty with no onions and extra pickles. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service. 

'''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves)

'''Squidward''': Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, ''you're'' at the front desk. 

'''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please. 

'''Squidward''': This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service. 

'''Patrick''': Ok, one krabby patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too? 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel? 

'''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything. 

'''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register. 

'''Patrick''': I didn't know there'd be a test. I didn't study! (cries) 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look!
(Squidward turns around, Patrick mumbles) Done! (Patrick drew an airplane and himself) 

'''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key. 

'''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags. 

'''Squidward''': How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hotel? 

'''Squidward''': D'oh...SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Take Patrick and his bags to his room. 

'''Patrick''': What about my Krabby Patty? 

'''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, Mr. Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 

'''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other
elevator that is actually stairs, making Squidward angry. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator) 

'''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of
rocks? 

'''Patrick''': Well, I don't tell you how to live ''your'' life! 

'''Squidward''': Well, here's your room. 

'''Patrick''': Wow. 

'''Squidward''': Enjoy your stay. 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and
there'll be more where that came from. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock. 

'''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, thank you, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend. (Squidward gets angry and is about to throw rock) Squidward! 

'''Squidward''': What now? 

'''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich. 

'''Squidward''': It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun? 

'''Patrick''': Peel it. 

'''Squidward''': (growls and peels skin off bun) Happy? 

'''Patrick''': Yeee! (eats the patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered. 

'''Patrick''': Could you do one more thing for me? 

'''Squidward''': Why don't you ask SpongeBob? 

'''Patrick''': Good idea, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob''': How may I serve you, sir? 

'''Patrick''': I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, yes, sir. (both eat Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on
the phone) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help. 

'''Squidward''': What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs
SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward! (Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes) 

'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous. Patrick's being completely unreasonable. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He can be as unreasonable as he wants. The plaque, Squidward, the plaque! 

'''Squidward''': But Mr. Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) Well, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right
there. 

'''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath? 

'''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. Hope you're sure to make my back extra shiny clean. 

'''Squidward''': That's it!!! I've had enough! 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Squidward comes down the guest elevator) Hey, hey, you can’t take that elevator. You're an employee. 

'''Squidward''': Not anymore. I quit. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings
bell) Welcome to the Krusty Tow--Squidward?! 

'''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing? 

'''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where "we shall never deny
a guest even the most ridiculous request". 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (growls) I don't have to rent you a room. 

'''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': G'oh! (takes money) Here's your room key. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room. 

'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling) 

'''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry ''me'' to my room. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken. 

'''Squidward''': The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your room, sir. 

'''Squidward''': And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hairs. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) You've got to be kidding me! 

'''Squidward''': And I want it here in 5 seconds. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir! (runs off and comes back with a Krabby Patty in less than 2 seconds) Here you are, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I'm not going to eat this. You are. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails and nose hair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese. 

'''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (phone rings) What is it, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at Squidward’s room) Here's your homemade cookies. 

'''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how did your mother make 'em? 

'''Squidward''': How should I know? Ask my mother! (slams door) 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob hits the sack with a
shovel but the trunk still won't close)

'''SpongeBob''': No good, Mr. Krabs. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Allow me, boy. (closes trunk door) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! Now that me laundry’s in the trunk... 

'''SpongeBob''': There's room for you to sit up front. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Let's go bake some cookies, boys. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Mr. Krabs''': Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (in Squidward’s room where Squidward is sampling the cookies) Well? 

'''Squidward''': I'm impressed. These ''are'' just like mother used to make. I just wish mom was a better cook. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So you're all taken care of? 

'''Squidward''': Mmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! (growls) 

'''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue
theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture dungeon theme, and then back to the original) Perfect! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started! 

'''Squidward''': Nothing like getting back to the basics. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Let's get out of here, SpongeBob. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': The pool's outback. 

'''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The
water's fine. (SpongeBob laughs and jumps in. Squidward laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want? 

'''Squidward''': Nope, that's it. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe
extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?! 

'''Squidward''': No, I'm good. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool?! Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (dives in. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh but the hotel collapses back into the Krusty Krab) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start. 

'''Patrick''': That was a hotel? 

'''Nurse''': Your bill, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?! Ack! 

'''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Not at these prices! Forget hotels. This hospital rack is where the money is. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hospital? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school.

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. 

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Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies

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Episode Article: [[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[KelpShake]] Customers

==Dialogue==
(at the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office) 

Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order? 

Customer: Oh, no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here. 

Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even. 

Customer: Wow, what a steal. 

Mr. Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty? 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days. 

Mr. Krabs: What? Why not? (SpongeBob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful. 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's just that this kelpshake tastes so good. 

Mr. Krabs: Kelpshake? 

'''SpongeBob''': Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill. 

Mr. Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their kelpshake) 

Squidward: That's telling them. 

Mr. Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr. Krabs walks outside) Ah! A new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa? 

Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake) 

Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one. 

Mr. Krabs: (growls) Gimme that! (tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back) 

Pearl: Buy your own. 

Mr. Krabs: Why, I wouldn't give them a cent. 

Pearl: I feel sorry for you. 

Mr. Krabs: Then you do understand me. (starts to cry) 

Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr. Krabs is still crying) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! (He sees Plankton sunbathing behind the restaurant as if he owns it) I knew you were behind this! 

Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong. 

Mr. Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake) 

Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen? 

Mr. Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business. 

Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's ''my'' job! (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now
there's ''this?!'' Kelpshakes. 

Mr. Krabs: Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formula. 

Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! (rumbling) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh! 

Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner. 

Mr. Krabs: Block after block. 

Plankton: They're everywhere. 

Mr. Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work? 

Plankton: Just stick to the plan. 

Mr. Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) Plankton, I think I found the kitchen. 

Plankton: Let's do this thing. 

Mr. Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneezes on a mom and daughter as they glare at out) I'm sorry, I got a little bit of a (gasping): ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! (continues sneezing on everything as the customers react. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window) 

Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton) 

Plankton: (screams) My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas? 

Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes) 

Mr. Krabs: All set, Plankton? 

Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Yipe! Ouch! Uncle! Uncle! 

Mr. Krabs: Ugh, if you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning) 

Plankton: (whispering): Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping) 

Mr. Krabs: Never mind that. What about SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi... Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other? 

Mr. Krabs: Of course we do. 

'''SpongeBob''': Then why is he in your fist? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired to, uh... fix this door. 

Plankton: ''Now'' we have to fix the roof. 

Mr. Krabs: That's right. That's right. We got to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof) 

Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes up from under the roof) 

Speaker: You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion. 

Plankton: Let's beat it! 

Mr. Krabs: No kidding. (runs) 

Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake when the customer takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, ''I'm'' the only one who's taking the heat! 

Mr. Krabs: What's that supposed to mean? 

Plankton: I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. ''Sure'', let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!! 

Mr. Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-celled, one-eyed bottom feeder!? 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake) 

Mr. Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store) 

Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please. 

Mr. Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton. 

Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money. 

Cashier: Can I help you? 

Plankton: Good luck. 

Mr. Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake? 

Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar. 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier) 

Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr. Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill. 

Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs) 

Cashier: Enjoy. 

Mr. Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it. 

Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen? 

Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice. 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Just kelp juice? 

Mr. Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself! 

Plankton: ''You?'' What about me? If anyone, ''I'' deserve to make a buck selling this stuff. 

Mr. Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine. 

Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr. Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow. 

Mr. Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip) 

Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock. 

Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste. 

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. (sips, smacks lips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip, laughs) This is amazing. 

Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah. 

Karen: Oh, no. 

Plankton: (drinks the rest of the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, we gotta get more. 

Karen: You're making a big mistake. 

Mr. Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton, singing) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake. 

'''SpongeBob''': (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr. Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've shut down the kelpshakes restaurants! (screaming as he runs off) 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Huh? (walk up to one of the closed down kelpshakes restaurants) 

Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up. 

Worker #2: I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is) 

Plankton: Look at us! 

Mr. Krabs: Now what are we going to do? 

Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton! 

Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr. Krabs opens the door) 

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault) 

Plankton: It's good to be home. 

Mr. Krabs: You said it. 

Plankton: (runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him) I love being hated. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger! (laughs)

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SpongeBob SquarePants

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| '''Species:''' || Sponge
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| '''Gender:''' || Male
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| '''Address:''' || 124 Conch Street [[Bikini Bottom]]
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| '''Color:''' || Yellow with darker holes
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| '''Eye Color:''' || Blue
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| '''Favorite Color:''' || Beige
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| '''Height:''' || 4 Inches
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| '''Weight:''' || 1 ounce
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| '''Ancestors:''' ||
*[[SpongeGar]]
*[[Primate Sponge]]
*[[SpongeBuck SquarePants]]
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| '''Decendants''' ||
*[[SpongeTron]]
*[[SpongeBob's Grandson]]
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| '''Family:''' ||
*Uncle [[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants]]
*[[Todd SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin Stanley S. SquarePants]]
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| '''Friends:''' ||
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (many times enemy)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (To his dismay)
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Dennis]] (his friend from elementary)
*[[Fred]] (another friend from elementary)
*[[Tom]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] (pet)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (boss)
*[[Wormy (Character)|The Wormy]] (till butterfly)
*[[Spat]] (His Spatula) (assistant at [[Krusty Krab]])
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Bubble Buddy]] (left him)
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] (Shortly in the episode [[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]])
*[[Chip]], [[Penny]] and [[Used Napkin]] (Chip was eaten by Gary)
*[[Tony Fast Jr.]] (enemy at the end of the episode)
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| '''Enemies''' ||
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]](rival)
*[[Bubble Bass]] ([[Pickles]] & [[F.U.N.]])
*[[Flats the Flounder]] ([[The Bully (Episode)|The Bully]] & [[Sandy's Rocket (Episode)|Sandy's Rocket]])
*[[Man Ray]]
*[[Dirty Bubble]] (but somewhat his favorite villain)
*[[Jack M. Crazyfish]] (Becomes a friend)
*[[Master Udon|Udon]]
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| '''Occupations''' ||
*Krabby Patty Fry Cook at the [[Krusty Krab]] 1999 - present
*Waiter at the Krusty Krab 1999 - present [[Squilliam Returns (Episode)|Squilliam Returns (48b)]], [[Enemy In-Law (Episode)|Enemy In-Law (67b)]]
*Manager of [[The Krusty Krab 2]] ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]])
*Employee of the [[Krabby O Mondays]]
*Bikini Bottom Hall Monitor
*Goo Lagoon Lifeguard [[SpongeGuard on Duty (Episode)|SpongeGuard on Duty (41b)]]
*Creator and short term owner of the ''Pretty Patties'' Store then became owner of the Krusty Krab ([[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype (25b)]])
*[[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand (2a)]] Teacher
*The Part-Time Cashier ([[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)|Stanley S. SquarePants]])
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| '''Boss:''' ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] in episodes [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket (Episode)|Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] and [[The Algae's Always Greener (Episode)|The Algae's Always Greener]]
*[[Carl]] in episode [[Selling Out (Episode)|Selling Out]]
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| '''Interests:''' || [[Karate]], [[Bubble Blowing]], Flipping Patties, Music, Dancing and [[Jellyfish#Jellyfishing as a Sport|Jellyfishing]]
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| '''Heroes''' ||
*[[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]]
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| '''Awards:''' || Hundreds of Awards and 74 [[Good Noodle Board|Good Noodle]] Stars
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| '''Voiced By''' || [[Tom Kenny]]

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''This article is about the character. For the show, click'' [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|here]]

'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is the main character of the [[Nickelodeon]] animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. He was designed by marine biologist and animator [[Stephen Hillenburg]] and is voiced by [[Tom Kenny]].

== Appearance and characteristics ==
SpongeBob is a porous, yellow sponge with square pants, hence the name SpongeBob SquarePants. He has large blue eyes, each with three eyelashes, and two prominent front teeth. He also has three freckles on each cheek and dimples. He wears a white shirt with a red tie, brown trousers held up by a black belt and black shoes. He usually replaces the red tie for a bow tie for special occasions. SpongeBob has a very distinctive and high-pitched laugh.

SpongeBob is a sea sponge, like his parents, but he is drawn to resemble a kitchen sponge. It is said that this because Hillenburg found this design to be more amusing. Although in several episodes he is shown to have a spine, he is extremely flexible and can bend in all directions. He can also absorb large amounts of water due to his porous body.

SpongeBob was based on Hillenburg's first sponge kid, Bob the Sponge, who was the main star of the comic The Intertidal Zone. Bob the Sponge looked round, wears sunglasses,and looked extremely different from SpongeBob. Hillenburg shows the true birth of SpongeBob in an audio commentary special feature in Disc 3 in the SpongeBob SquarePants [[The Complete 1st Season]] Box Set. Also, the Intertidal Zone was starred with Rocky the Shrimp. Hillenburg reveals the creation of SpongeBob.

== Character info ==
SpongeBob was born on July 14, 1982. He is cheerful, good-natured and always happy to help anyone. He is kind to everyone and is determined to be friends with those around him. When it comes to doing a job SpongeBob completes it to the best of his ability, and gets extremely upset with himself if he fails to do something right. He is generally a happy-go-lucky character and is friendly to everyone. He is 30 years old which makes him a young adult but he and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] still show immaturity of young boys.

SpongeBob lives in a [[SpongeBob's House|Pineapple House]] in the town of [[Bikini Bottom]], with his pet snail [[Gary the snail|Gary]]. Next-door to him is [[Squidward Tentacles]], who lives in an Easter Island head house. SpongeBob considers him very close friend, although this isn't mutual. Next-door to Squidward is [[Patrick Star]], SpongeBob's very best friend, who lives under a rock.

SpongeBob and Patrick have many hobbies. They both like [[Goofy Goober]] and spend a lot of time at [[Goofy Goober]]'s Ice Cream Party Boat. SpongeBob and Patrick are both very immature adults, as they enjoy activities that are generally favored by children. As a result, Squidward has a strong dislike for both of them, as he considers himself more sophisticated and mature. SpongeBob sees Squidward as one of his closest friends, despite the fact that Squidward obviously does not share the feeling. This means that Squidward usually bears the brunt of SpongeBob's characteristics and actions, and is particularly annoyed by SpongeBob's laugh. Another very close friend of SpongeBob's is [[Sandy Cheeks]]. They both share a love of [[Karate]], and are often shown trying to better each other by performing various moves. Squidward actually likes SpongeBob in some episodes and SpongeBob is delighted.

SpongeBob is said to be an adult, but he has a very childlike manner he is not ashamed to enjoy things generally associated with younger children, such as cartoons and homemade cookies. He is not good at discerning sarcasm from sincerity, and, at times, is very literal-minded, which can lead to disaster for those around him. Despite these traits, his lightweight appearance, and his lack of physical strength, SpongeBob considers himself very mature, and has attempted – and failed – to prove his "manliness" on many occasions.

SpongeBob has a career as a fry cook at the [[Krusty Krab]] restaurant. In spite of his meager salary (he once claimed that he is forced to pay his own boss) and the restaurant's poor working conditions, he is very proud of his trade. He is highly skilled at his job, and has won the Employee of the Month award hundreds of times. SpongeBob is always determined to please his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], who sometimes grows weary of SpongeBob's continuous enthusiasm. However, he is favored by Mr Krabs, because he is hard-working, and very good at his job guaranteeing Mr Krabs' high income.

A running gag in the series is that SpongeBob is incapable of getting his driving license. He has attended [[Mrs. Puff]]'s boating school for many years, and each year manages to fail his driving test. SpongeBob attributes this to nervousness behind the wheel; despite knowing how to drive, he loses his composure when driving, often ending in a car accident.

It is also revealed in the episodes [[Big Pink Loser (Episode)|Big Pink Loser]] and [[New Student Starfish (Episode)|New Student Starfish]] that SpongeBob is a very well behaved person and in the episode Big Pink Loser, he has won hundreds awards for being excellent in excellence. In the episode ''New Student Starfish'', SpongeBob has 74 good noodles stars. He also uses [[Sponge Gloss]] in the episode [[Picture Day (Episode)|Picture Day]], which looks like a girly bottle of lip-gloss. He once even became "[[Normal|normal]]" in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]] by watching a [[How To Be Normal For Beginners|documentation]] explaining who to be normal.

As revealed in [[Party Pooper Pants]], his Kindergarten teacher was [[Miss Shell]].

===SpongeBob's Weaknesses===
Because SpongeBob is a Sponge, he can absorb or deflect many things. SpongeBob can absorb things like punches or blows, but even SpongeBob has weaknesses:

* Dehydration, (in the episodes and movies [[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]], [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], [[Squirrel Jokes (Episode)|Squirrel Jokes]] and [[Yours, Mine and Mine (Episode)|Yours, Mine and Mine]])
* Pepper Spray ([[No Free Rides (Episode)|No Free Rides]])
* Going into a Perfume Department ([[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]])
* Educational Television ([[No Free Rides (Episode)|No Free Rides]])

== SpongeBob's Family ==
SpongeBob has many relatives that have looks of sea sponges and sink sponges.
Sea sponges look like round cookies and sink sponges look like the washing sponge material in bathrooms and kitchens.
 
*Uncle [[Sherm SquarePants]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Uncle Cap'n Blue SquarePants]]
*Cousin Todd SquarePants
*[[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]]
*[[Cousin Stanley S. SquarePants]]
*[[Primate Sponge]] (ancestor)
*[[SpongeGar]] (ancestor)
[[Image:Aufsichtsperson2.jpg|thumb|250px|right|The ''Hall Monitor!'']]

==Interests==
Among his favorite activities besides the one Bubble Blowing and the art [[Karate]] also [[Jellyfish|Jellyfishing]]. In the episode: [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]], SpongeBob and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] went to the [[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]] and saw many of their favourite jellyfish enthusiasts, such as [[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]. He is a member of the Club of Jellyspotters and [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] Fanclub. They love Jellyfishing so much, SpongeBob, Together with Patrick, he founded the Club SpongeBob with the leader, the [[Magic Conch Shell]], in which both disguised with words communicate, and the Royal Club of good-neighborly Lodge. As said earlier, SpongeBob and Patrick love the Goofy Goober restaurant and they also enjoy watching The '''New''' Adventures Of [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] on TV. He is also interested in Squidward's shirt as seen in: [[The Paper]]. SpongeBob appears to like rock music, as he sang "Ripped pants" in the episode (Vocals & Guitar). In the SpongeBob movie he sang "Goofy goober rock" to destroy bucket-heads. In [[Lights, Camera, Pants!]] SpongeBob plays guitar and has a rock portion in "[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]" . He sings "Sweet Victory" in band geeks, he sings "Oh Baby" when he killed all of the scallops and saved [[Patty]] and was the vocals & acoustic guitar in the campfire song song.

==Other==

=== Controversy ===
The creators of SpongeBob SquarePants have been attacked by some evangelical groups in the US because they see the character SpongeBob as homosexual, ever since the episode Rock-a-Bye-Bivalve, in which [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] and SpongeBob were parenting a baby scallop.

James Dobson of Focus on the Family accused the makers of a video in which SpongeBob appears with other cartoon characters meant to promote diversity and tolerance as promoting homosexuality. Creator of the character, [[Stephen Hillenburg]], has denied that SpongeBob is gay and has said that he in fact thinks of him as asexual.

Dobson later clarified his comments by saying his original complaints were not with the video, but with the We Are Family Foundation, who he says make available pro-homosexual material on their website. After the controversy, John H. Thomas, the United Church of Christ's general minister and president said they would welcome SpongeBob into their ministry. He said, "Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we." What people do not understand is that it is a joke which kids do not understand so the issue should not be identified as inappropriate.

===Original Name===
SpongeBob's original name is [[SpongeBoy]], but that name was already copyrighted, 
But Hillenburg referenced
it once, when Mr. Krabs said "SpongeBoy me Bob!". It is copyrighted in The Flaming Carrot.

===In Other Languages===
While the origins are unclear, these are foreign variants of the name Spongebob:
*Спондж Боб (Spondzh Bob) (Bulgarian)
*SpužvaBob Skockani (Croatian)
*SvampeBob Firkant (Danish)
*SpongeBob SchwammKopf (German)
*Μπομπ Σφουγγαράκης Τετραγωνοπαντελονής (Mpomp Spoungarakes Tetragonopantelones) (Greek)
*Bob Esponja (Spanish)
*SpongaBobo (Esperanto)
*Bob l'éponge (Bob the Sponge) (French)
*네모네모 스펀지 송 (Ne-mo Ne-mo Seupeonji Song) (old Korean)
*스폰지밥 네모바지 (new Korean)
*Svampur Sveinsson (Icelandic)
*SpongeBob SquarePants (about five other countries use this!)
*スポンジ・ボブ (SuponjiBobu) (Japanese)
*SvampeBob Firkant (Norwegian)
*SpongeBob Kanciastoporty (Polish)
[[Image:S und P baby.JPG|thumb|right|SpongeBob and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] as babies.]]
*Bob Esponja Calça Quadrada (Portuguese)
*Губка Боб Квадратные Штаны (Gubka Bob Kvadratnye Shtany) or simply "Спанч Боб" (Russian)
*Paavo Pesusieni (Finnish)
*Spuži Kvadratnik (Slovene)
*SvampBob Fyrkant (Swedish)
*Sünger Bob (Turkish)
*海綿寶寶 (Haimian Baobao) (Mandarin)
*BobSfoge Michnas Meruba (Hebrew)
*باب اسفنجی(bab esfanji)(persian)

== Quotes ==
* "I'm ready!" (Many Episodes)
* "Good morning world and all who inhabit it!" ([[Missing Identity (Episode)|Missing Identity]])
* "Order up!!!" (Any time at work except [[Gone (Episode)|Gone]])
* "Oops, I GUESS I RIPPED MY PANTS AGAIN" ([[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]])
* "Imaaaaaaaginaaaaaaation!" ([[Idiot Box (Episode)|Idiot Box]])
* "Holy Krabby Patties!" ([[SB-129 (Episode)|SB-129]])
* "Now it's time to bring it around town!" ([[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]])
* "(says and does something) At night!" ([[Graveyard Shift (Episode)|Graveyard Shift]])
* "Another day, another dollar/nickel!"
* "Thank you Bikini Bottom!!"
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* "You'll never guess what I found in my sock this morning! Go ahead, guess!"
* "Goodnight, Gary."
* "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
* "Kare-a-tay!"
* "Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is one hundred percent m-male."
* "What could be better than serving up smiles?"
* "Barnacles; Dirty barnacles"
* "It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number one!"
* "A rolling sponge gathers no barnacles."
* "This was all because of me" ([[The Clash of Triton (Episode)|The Clash of Triton]])

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Patrick Star

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| Species: || [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish Starfish]
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| Nickname: || Pat, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick, [[Patricia]]
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| Address: || 120 Conch Street, [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
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| Gender: || Male
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| Eye Color: || Black
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| Color: || Pink (driver's license in "Driven to Tears")
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| Favorite Color: || Aquamarine
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| Strength: || He is very hard, can open even [[Slimelich Maneuver]] ([[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]]).
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| Weight: || 2 ounces but 6 inches tall.
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| Family: ||
*[[Herb]] (father)
*[[Margie]] (mother)
*[[Gary | Gary the Snail]] (cousin) as in [[Rule of Dumb]]
*[[Slugga]] (cousin as in [[Rule of Dumb]]*Ed (cousin) (Seen in a book)
*[[Sam Star|Sam]] (Sister)
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| First appearance: || [[Help Wanted]], first major role in [[Jellyfishing]]
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| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (to his dismay)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[The Wormy]]
*[[Flats the Flounder]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*Jeffery the Jellyfish
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*[[Bill Fagerbakke]] (English)
*Marco Kröger (German)
*Johnny Hallyday (French)
*Sérgio Moreno (Portuguese)
*Paul Gillman (Spanish)
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''This page is about the character. For appearances click [[Patrick Star/Appearances|here]].''

'''Patrick Star''' is a dim-witted but well-meaning starfish who is the best friend of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other fat foods. He is the deuteragonist of the show.

==Personality==

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and Patrick often annoy [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] to no end, but both of the two are blissfully unaware of it. Patrick first obviously appeared in the episode: [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]] although his first main role in Season 1 is in the episode: [[Jellyfishing]]. He was born in February of 1978. He is a 34 year old who acts like he is 3. Once, to help SpongeBob get into the [[Salty Spitoon]], he pretended to get beat up by SpongeBob so his best friend would seem tough. He is very loving also and he admires Jeffrey Jellyfish. In the episode: [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]], SpongeBob and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] went to the [[Bi-Annual Jellyfish Convention]] and saw many of their favourite jellyfish enthusiasts, such as [[Kevin the Sea Cucumber]]. Patrick can also play the drums. As seen in the episode: [[Band Geeks]], he plays the drums, in the Campfire Song Song in the episode: [[The Camping Episode]], Patrick had drums for a brief time, until he destroyed them in the end. In the videogame [[Lights, Camera, Pants!]], Patrick plays the drum and sometimes uses his head to play the drums. However in the TV Movie: [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], Patrick is more interested in alternative music. After failing or graduating community college, he has no job now because he did not go to a good school to graduate and become a great man. He often does not have enough money, and then in the episode: [[Pat No Pay]], obviously by the title, Patrick Star cannot pay back for his [[Krusty Krab]] meal because he does not have any money.

Patrick Star has also had his identity and ID licenses shown in the episode: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] and Driven to Tears. Patrick is known to cause many troubles, and usually makes the main problem of the episode he appears in. Patrick Star is also pink, much to SpongeBob's fun teasing in the episode: [[The Fry Cook Games]]. He somewhat attended Community College, which probably means that he will never be well-educated or have a good job. His parents are known to have kicked him out, which was the main reason he built his own [[Patrick's House|home]]. Patrick has also been emotional about his parents' getting rid of him to make him think he is an orphan and believe that SpongeBob's parents are his parents in: [[Driven to Tears]]. Somewhat, he still was very happy and never went back to his parents' house again. Patrick has been sent to jail many times before. He went to prison in these episodes: [[Life of Crime]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]], and [[The Inmates of Summer]].

Patrick is also pink, but has darker pink freckles and jellydots around his body. He is also shown to be able to move the jellydots around his body. In Season #1, due to an unsteady animation process in this season, his eyebrows are M's and this last occurred in the episode: [[Hooky]]. Patrick has Zs for his eyebrows starting in the episode: [[Your Shoe's Untied]]. Patrick is also shown to develop a love of rocks. He usually lives in a rock, had a rock for a pet, uses rocks to make Valentine's Day gifts, eats rocks, uses rocks as tools, and most likely relaxes flat and enjoys sun ray catching while sitting on a rock flat. He is also very strong and can move his rock, although he did not in: [[Life of Crime]]. Patrick Star is also wearing green pants with purple flowers. [[Image:Patrick als Kind.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Patrick as a young schoolboy. Not much of a difference, eh?]]

Patrick Star usually is so much beloved to SpongeBob he mistakes SpongeBob's family for his own family. In the episode: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]], he believed that SpongeBob's Grandpa is his, and [[Grandpa SquarePants]] became angry at Patrick for making him appear in his own dream-cloud and hits him with a stick. In the episode: [[Driven to Tears]], Patrick is never able to know, no matter how many times told from SpongeBob's parents that they are not his parents. This made Patrick think he was an orphan. He has also been known to marry SpongeBob in [[Rock-a-Bye Bivale]] to let SpongeBob do all the work for Junior the Scallop.

Patrick Star also has arachnophobia, or the phobia of spiders, revealed in the episodes: [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] and [[The Pink Purloiner]]. But it's a mystery why there would be spiders in the ocean. The spiders would be almost as big as Patrick, and to Bikini Bottom, they are bugs who have the same personification-like size to the fish and ocean mammal's point of view. In the episode [[Squirrel Jokes]] it showed Patrick sitting at a table with [[Nancy]] (possibly he was dating her).

Patrick has also had many jobs. However, he is not very good at any one of them, These are the ones he usually had:
*Krusty Krab Worker: This is the main job Patrick usually tries. In the episodes:
**[[Big Pink Loser]]: He swept dust all the time, spilled dishes on purpose, and tried to open a jar of jam.
**[[Bummer Vacation]]: He was the replacement fry cook. He put Krabby Patties dirty on him and cleaned the toilets (or used them)
**[[That's No Lady]]: Patrick, disguised as a girl named Patricia, did a very good job to stay in town, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward fell in love with him/her.
**[[Pat No Pay]]: Patrick Star had to make enough money to replace his bill. He destroys the Krusty Krab with trash.
**[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]: He is the assistant manager to SpongeBob as the restaurant mobile to bring Krusty Krab to the people. He also has a job for working in the kitchen.
**[[Lights, Camera, Pants!]] (PC Version) He worked his own [[Patrick's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] for a short time. He earned 25 cents.

* Inventor of the Back Scratching, Nose Picking, Hair Combing, Ukelele Tuning Machine 9000.
* Inventor of Pencil, Mirror, and Lightbulb but was already taken up by the real creators.
* King of Bikini Bottom. (He was [[King Patrick]] in episode [[Rule of Dumb]])
* Jellyfisher, Jellyfisherman Expo Convention Joiner [[I Was a Teenage Gary]] and [[That's No Lady]]
* Mrs.Puff's Boating School Student.(He became SpongeBob's classmate in the class of Mrs. Puff seen on episode [[New Student Starfish]])
* Community College Student, mentioned in the episode: [[The Bully]] with Flats the Flounder
* Overtime TV Watcher [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
* Father/Parent, Housekeeper [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]

Patrick enjoys eating very much. He likes Chili, as seen in the episode [[Doing Time]]. He likes ice cream, Jellyfish Jelly sandwiches, [[Krabby Patties]], chocolate bars, peanut butter and Peanut Butter Tacos in [[Picture Day]], cheese from the hooks, pickles, astronaut-dried food marshmallows, sandwiches, turkey, hot dogs, smoked sausages, roast chicken, beef, pizza and many other random junk foods.

==Notable Family Members==

*[[King Amoeba]] & [[Queen Mildew]]
*[[Gary]], as cousin
*[[Herb]]
*[[Margie]] [[Image:Patricks fuehrerschein.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick's drivers license|175px]]
*[[Slugga]] (Gary's dad)
*[[Sam Star|Sam]] (Sister)
*Various family members of different timelines in the episode: [[Rule of Dumb (Episode)|Rule of Dumb]]
*[[Patar]] (ancestor)
*[[Patron]] in the episode: [[SB-129 (Episode)|SB-129]]
*[[Patron]] (descendant)
*[[Prehistoric Patrick]] (ancestor)
*Sherlock
*[[Princess Tulsa]]
*[[Prince Callous]]
*[[Prince Dingus]]
*Carl
*[[Billy Bob]] (Fish)
*Maw Ticket
*Pole (His wife as shown in [[The Krabby Kronicle (Episode)|The Krabby Kronicle]])

==Alter Egos==
*[[Elastic Waistband]]
*[[King Patrick]]
*[[Patricia]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
*He can fly. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]])'''''
*His lifelong dream is to defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension in the episode: [[Big Pink Loser (Episode)|Big Pink Loser]]
*Patrick appears to have psychic abilities, as evidenced in the episode: [[No Weenies Allowed (Episode)|No Weenies Allowed]] (he made it look like an invisible bully was beating him up), and [[Night Light (Episode)|Night Light]] (levitated in such a fashion that he appeared to be running up an invisible staircase).
*Patrick is a good driver, unlike SpongeBob. In [[Driven to Tears]], he got his license on his first try.
*When he gets hit in "Lights, Camera, Pants!", it is revealed that Patrick is padded ("That'd Hurt if i wasn't so Padded."). Of course, he is referencing his weight.
*In SpongeBob.com, it reveals his attention span is .02.
*It is revealed in [[SpongeBob.com]] he went to community college.
*In the episode [[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]], it is told that he '''HAS''' a brain. It is a [[Department of Thoughts]].
*Patrick has never been the only main character before until [[Rise and Shine (Episode)|Rise and Shine]] and [[The Donut of Shame |The Doughnut of Shame]].

==Quotes==
* "Who are you people?!" (I'm With Stupid/[[Pre-Hibernation Week]])
* "Who cares about a stupid star?" ([[New Student Starfish]])
* "Who said that?" (Various Episodes)
* "Now I'm gonna starve!" ([[Life of Crime (Episode)|Life of Crime]])
* "Is it already time to ruin Squid's day?" ([[Home Sweet Pineapple (Episode)|Home Sweet Pineapple]])
* "Uhhhh... (Drools)" (Various)
* "Hey, I'm missing the coconut!" ([[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve (Episode)|Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]])
* "Good morning Krusty crew!" ([[Mid-Life Crustacean]], [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]])
* "Nooooo! My name's not Rick!" ([[The Fry Cook Games (Episode)|The Fry Cook Games]])
[[Image:Star-Tree.jpg|thumb|right|100px|{{PAGENAME}} on the map]]
* "This is a hotel/hospital?" ([[Krusty Towers (Episode)|Krusty Towers]])
* "Ahhh!!!! (rips off robe but appears to wear a suit) Huh? (rips off suit) Ahhh!!!! (Fry Cook Games)
* "Heart on stick. Must die!!!!" ([[Valentine's Day (Episode)|Valentine's Day]])
* "Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? Nobody really likes those guys. (Larry is carried by a bunch of fish) Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies! (a fish walks up seeing Patrick's expanded belly)" ([[SpongeGuard on Duty (Episode)|SpongeGuard on Duty]])
*"That isn't crazy talk, this is crazy talk, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, LOO-LOO"(gets hit by Sandy) ([[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]])
*"I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo; wumbo, wumbo-ing, wumbology: the study of wumbo, it's first grade SpongeBob." ([[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]])
*"Hahahahahahahahahaha It's a Giraffe! Hahahahahahahahahahaha"! ([[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]])
* Sandy: Don't You Have To Be Stupid Somewhere Else? Patrick: Not until four. (''I Had an Accident'')
*"Ahh! A burglar!" (Gets scared by the referee) ([[The Great Snail Race (Episode)|The Great Snail Race]])
* Squidward: Patrick! What are you doing here? Patrick: Uhh... I dunno, I'm funny. ([[Suction Cup Symphony (Episode)|Suction Cup Symphony]])
* "I'm so close to solving this crime I can almost taste it. Boy, crimefighting makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot. ([[The Smoking Peanut (Episode)|The Smoking Peanut]])
* "Hahahaha. Connect the dots!" (Writes with a pencil on his chest) "I drawed a horsey!" ([[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]])
* "She's pretty, SpongeBob." (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her) ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]])
* "No way! 58 is my lucky number!" ([[Driven to Tears (Episode)|Driven to Tears]])
* "You thinking what I'm thinking?" ([[The Clash of Triton (Episode)|The Clash of Triton]])

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Towers]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So... 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building) 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, the Krusty Towers was born. 

'''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head) 

'''SpongeBob''' (surprised): Ooh!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful? 

'''Squidward''': Where are all the new hotel employees? (Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. A hotel guest
enters) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) Me first hotel guest. Watch me reel him in. (walks behind desk) Welcome to the Krusty Towers where our motto
is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". 

'''Guest''': Oh, that's great. I'd like a double krabby patty with no onions and extra pickles. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service. 

'''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves)

'''Squidward''': Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, ''you're'' at the front desk. 

'''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please. 

'''Squidward''': This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service. 

'''Patrick''': Ok, one krabby patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too? 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel? 

'''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything. 

'''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register. 

'''Patrick''': I didn't know there'd be a test. I didn't study! (cries) 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look!
(Squidward turns around, Patrick mumbles) Done! (Patrick drew an airplane and himself) 

'''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key. 

'''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags. 

'''Squidward''': How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hotel? 

'''Squidward''': D'oh...SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Take Patrick and his bags to his room. 

'''Patrick''': What about my Krabby Patty? 

'''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 

'''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other
elevator that is only stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator) 

'''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of
rocks? 

'''Patrick''': Well, I don't tell you how to live ''your'' life. 

'''Squidward''': Well, here's your room. 

'''Patrick''': Wow. 

'''Squidward''': Enjoy your stay. 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and
there'll be more where that came from. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock. 

'''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, thank you, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend. Squidward! 

'''Squidward''': What now? 

'''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich. 

'''Squidward''': It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun? 

'''Patrick''': Peel it. 

'''Squidward''': (growls and peels skin off bun) Happy? 

'''Patrick''': Yeee! (eats the patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered. 

'''Patrick''': Could you do one more thing for me? 

'''Squidward''': Why don't you ask SpongeBob? 

'''Patrick''': Good idea, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob''': How may I serve you, sir? 

'''Patrick''': I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, yes sir. (both eat Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on
the phone) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help. 

'''Squidward''': What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs
SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward! (Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes) 

'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous. Patrick's being completely unreasonable. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He can be as unreasonable as he wants. The plaque, Squidward, the plaque! 

'''Squidward''': But Mr. Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) Well, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right
there. 

'''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath? 

'''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. Hope you're sure to make my back extra shiny clean. 

'''Squidward''': That's it!!! I've had enough! 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Squidward comes down the guest elevator) Hey, hey, you can’t take that elevator. You're an employee. 

'''Squidward''': Not anymore. I quit. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings
bell) Welcome to the Krusty Tow--Squidward?! 

'''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing? 

'''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where "we shall never deny
a guest even the most ridiculous request". 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (growls) I don't have to rent you a room. 

'''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': G'oh! (takes money) Here's your room key. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room. 

'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling) 

'''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry ''me'' to my room. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken. 

'''Squidward''': The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your room, sir. 

'''Squidward''': And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hairs. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) You've got to be kidding me! 

'''Squidward''': And I want it here in 5 seconds. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir! (runs off and comes back with a Krabby Patty in less than 2 seconds) Here you are, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I'm not going to eat this. You are. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails and nose hair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob!
 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese. 

'''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (phone rings) What is it, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at Squidward’s room) Here's your homemade cookies. 

'''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how did your mother make 'em? 

'''Squidward''': How should I know? Ask my mother! (slams door) 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob hits the sack with a
shovel but the trunk still won't close)

'''SpongeBob''': No good, Mr. Krabs. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Allow me, boy. (closes trunk door) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! Now that me laundry’s in the trunk... 

'''SpongeBob''': There's room for you to sit up front. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Let's go bake some cookies, boys. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Mr. Krabs''': Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (in Squidward’s room where Squidward is sampling the cookies) Well? 

'''Squidward''': I'm impressed. These ''are'' just like mother used to make. I just wish mom was a better cook. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So you're all taken care of? 

'''Squidward''': Hmmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! (growls) 

'''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue
theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture dungeon theme, and then back to the original) Perfect! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started! 

'''Squidward''': Nothing like getting back to the basics. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Let's get out of here, SpongeBob. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': The pool's outback. 

'''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The
water's fine. (SpongeBob laughs and jumps in. Squidward laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want? 

'''Squidward''': Nope, that's it. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe
extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?! 

'''Squidward''': No, I'm good. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool? Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (dives in. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh but the hotel collapses back into the Krusty Krab) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start. 

'''Patrick''': That was a hotel? 

'''Nurse''': Your bill, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?! Ack! 

'''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Not at these prices! Forget hotels. This hospital rack is where the money is. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hospital? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school.

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. 

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mr.Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So... 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building) 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, the Krusty Towers was born. 

'''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head) 

'''SpongeBob''' (surprised): Ooh!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful? 

'''Squidward''': Where are all the new hotel employees? (Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. A hotel guest
enters) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) Me first hotel guest. Watch me reel him in. (walks behind desk) Welcome to the Krusty Towers where our motto
is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". 

'''Guest''': Oh, that's great. I'd like a double krabby patty with no onions and extra pickles. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service. 

'''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves)

'''Squidward''': Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, ''you're'' at the front desk. 

'''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please. 

'''Squidward''': This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service. 

'''Patrick''': Ok, one krabby patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too? 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel? 

'''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything. 

'''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register. 

'''Patrick''': I didn't know there'd be a test. I didn't study! (cries) 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look!
(Squidward turns around, Patrick mumbles) Done! (Patrick drew an airplane and himself) 

'''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key. 

'''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags. 

'''Squidward''': How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hotel? 

'''Squidward''': D'oh...SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Take Patrick and his bags to his room. 

'''Patrick''': What about my Krabby Patty? 

'''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 

'''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other
elevator that is only stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator) 

'''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of
rocks? 

'''Patrick''': Well, I don't tell you how to live ''your'' life. 

'''Squidward''': Well, here's your room. 

'''Patrick''': Wow. 

'''Squidward''': Enjoy your stay. 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and
there'll be more where that came from. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock. 

'''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, thank you, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend. Squidward! 

'''Squidward''': What now? 

'''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich. 

'''Squidward''': It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun? 

'''Patrick''': Peel it. 

'''Squidward''': (growls and peels skin off bun) Happy? 

'''Patrick''': Yeee! (eats the patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered. 

'''Patrick''': Could you do one more thing for me? 

'''Squidward''': Why don't you ask SpongeBob? 

'''Patrick''': Good idea, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob''': How may I serve you, sir? 

'''Patrick''': I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, yes sir. (both eat Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on
the phone) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help. 

'''Squidward''': What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs
SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward! (Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes) 

'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous. Patrick's being completely unreasonable. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He can be as unreasonable as he wants. The plaque, Squidward, the plaque! 

'''Squidward''': But Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) Well, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right
there. 

'''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath? 

'''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. Hope you're sure to make my back extra shiny clean. 

'''Squidward''': That's it!!! I've had enough! 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Squidward comes down the guest elevator) Hey, hey, you can’t take that elevator. You're an employee. 

'''Squidward''': Not anymore. I quit. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings
bell) Welcome to the Krusty Tow--Squidward?! 

'''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing? 

'''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where "we shall never deny
a guest even the most ridiculous request". 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (growls) I don't have to rent you a room. 

'''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': G'oh! (takes money) Here's your room key. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room. 

'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling) 

'''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry ''me'' to my room. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken. 

'''Squidward''': The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your room, sir. 

'''Squidward''': And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hairs. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) You've got to be kidding me! 

'''Squidward''': And I want it here in 5 seconds. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir! (runs off and comes back with a Krabby Patty in less than 2 seconds) Here you are, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I'm not going to eat this. You are. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails and nose hair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob!
 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese. 

'''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (phone rings) What is it, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at Squidward’s room) Here's your homemade cookies. 

'''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how did your mother make 'em? 

'''Squidward''': How should I know? Ask my mother! (slams door) 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob hits the sack with a
shovel but the trunk still won't close)

'''SpongeBob''': No good, Mr. Krabs. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Allow me, boy. (closes trunk door) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! Now that me laundry’s in the trunk... 

'''SpongeBob''': There's room for you to sit up front. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Let's go bake some cookies, boys. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Mr. Krabs''': Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (in Squidward’s room where Squidward is sampling the cookies) Well? 

'''Squidward''': I'm impressed. These ''are'' just like mother used to make. I just wish mom was a better cook. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So you're all taken care of? 

'''Squidward''': Hmmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! (growls) 

'''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue
theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture dungeon theme, and then back to the original) Perfect! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started! 

'''Squidward''': Nothing like getting back to the basics. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Let's get out of here, SpongeBob. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': The pool's outback. 

'''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The
water's fine. (SpongeBob laughs and jumps in. Squidward laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want? 

'''Squidward''': Nope, that's it. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe
extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?! 

'''Squidward''': No, I'm good. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool? Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (dives in. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh but the hotel collapses back into the Krusty Krab) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start. 

'''Patrick''': That was a hotel? 

'''Nurse''': Your bill, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?! Ack! 

'''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Not at these prices! Forget hotels. This hospital rack is where the money is. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hospital? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school.

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. 

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Towers]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mr.Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So... 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building) 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: ("We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.") Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, the Krusty Towers was born. 

'''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head) 

'''SpongeBob''' (surprised): Ooh!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful? 

'''Squidward''': Where are all the new hotel employees? (Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. A hotel guest
enters) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) Me first hotel guest. Watch me reel him in. (walks behind desk) Welcome to the Krusty Towers where our motto
is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." 

'''Guest''': Oh, that's great. I'd like a double krabby patty with no onions and extra pickles. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service. 

'''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves)

'''Squidward''': Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, ''you're'' at the front desk. 

'''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please. 

'''Squidward''': This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service. 

'''Patrick''': Ok, one krabby patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too? 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel? 

'''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything. 

'''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register. 

'''Patrick''': I didn't know there'd be a test. I didn't study! (cries) 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look!
(Squidward turns around, Patrick mumbles) Done! (Patrick drew an airplane and himself) 

'''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key. 

'''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags. 

'''Squidward''': How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hotel? 

'''Squidward''': D'oh...SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Take Patrick and his bags to his room. 

'''Patrick''': What about my Krabby Patty? 

'''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 

'''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other
elevator that is only stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator) 

'''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of
rocks? 

'''Patrick''': Well, I don't tell you how to live your life. 

'''Squidward''': Well, here's your room. 

'''Patrick''': Wow. 

'''Squidward''': Enjoy your stay. 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and
there'll be more where that came from. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock. 

'''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, thank you, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend. Squidward! 

'''Squidward''': What now? 

'''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich. 

'''Squidward''': It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun? 

'''Patrick''': Peel it. 

'''Squidward''': (growls and peels skin off bun) Happy? 

'''Patrick''': Yeee! (eats the patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered. 

'''Patrick''': Could you do one more thing for me? 

'''Squidward''': Why don't you ask SpongeBob? 

'''Patrick''': Good idea, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob''': How may I serve you, sir? 

'''Patrick''': I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, yes sir. (both eat Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on
the phone) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help. 

'''Squidward''': What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs
SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward! (Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes) 

'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous. Patrick's being completely unreasonable. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He can be as unreasonable as he wants. The plaque, Squidward, the plaque! 

'''Squidward''': But Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) Well, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right
there. 

'''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath? 

'''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. Hope you're sure to make my back extra shiny clean. 

'''Squidward''': That's it!!! I've had enough! 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Squidward comes down the guest elevator) Hey, hey, you can’t take that elevator. You're an employee. 

'''Squidward''': Not anymore. I quit. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings
bell) Welcome to the Krusty Tow--Squidward?! 

'''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing? 

'''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where "we shall never deny
a guest even the ridiculous request". 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (growls) I don't have to rent you a room. 

'''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': G'oh! (takes money) Here's your room key. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room. 

'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling) 

'''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry ''me'' to my room. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken. 

'''Squidward''': The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your room, sir. 

'''Squidward''': And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hairs. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) You've got to be kidding me! 

'''Squidward''': And I want it here in 5 seconds. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir! (runs off and comes back with a Krabby Patty in less than 2 seconds) Here you are, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I'm not going to eat this. You are. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails and nose hair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob!
 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese. 

'''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (phone rings) What is it, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at Squidward’s room) Here's your homemade cookies. 

'''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how did your mother make 'em? 

'''Squidward''': How should I know? Ask my mother! (slams door) 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob hits the sack with a
shovel but the trunk still won't close)

'''SpongeBob''': No good, Mr. Krabs. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Allow me, boy. (closes trunk door) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! Now that me laundry’s in the trunk... 

'''SpongeBob''': There's room for you to sit up front. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Let's go bake some cookies, boys. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Mr. Krabs''': Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (in Squidward’s room where Squidward is sampling the cookies) Well? 

'''Squidward''': I'm impressed. These ''are'' just like mother used to make. I just wish mom was a better cook. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So you're all taken care of? 

'''Squidward''': Hmmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! (growls) 

'''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue
theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture dungeon theme, and then back to the original) Perfect! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started! 

'''Squidward''': Nothing like getting back to the basics. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Let's get out of here, SpongeBob. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': The pool's outback. 

'''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The
water's fine. (SpongeBob laughs and jumps in. Squidward laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want? 

'''Squidward''': Nope, that's it. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe
extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?! 

'''Squidward''': No, I'm good. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool? Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (dives in. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh but the hotel collapses back into the Krusty Krab) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start. 

'''Patrick''': That was a hotel? 

'''Nurse''': Your bill, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?! Ack! 

'''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Not at these prices! Forget hotels. This hospital rack is where the money is. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hospital? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school.

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. 

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Towers]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mr.Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab) 

'''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So... 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building) 

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Good morning! The Krusty Towers is now opened for business. 

'''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: ("We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.") Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, the Krusty Towers was born. 

'''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head) 

'''SpongeBob''' (surprised): Ooh!

'''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful? 

'''Squidward''': Where are all the new hotel employees? (Mr. Krabs throws uniforms onto Squidward & SpongeBob. A hotel guest
enters) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) Me first hotel guest. Watch me reel him in. (walks behind desk) Welcome to the Krusty Towers where our motto
is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." 

'''Guest''': Oh, that's great. I'd like a double krabby patty with no onions and extra pickles. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': If you want a krabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service. 

'''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves)

'''Squidward''': Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, ''you're'' at the front desk. 

'''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please. 

'''Squidward''': This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service. 

'''Patrick''': Ok, one krabby patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too? 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel? 

'''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything. 

'''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register. 

'''Patrick''': I didn't know there'd be a test. I didn't study! (cries) 

'''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look!
(Squidward turns around, Patrick mumbles) Done. (Patrick drew an airplane and himself) 

'''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key. 

'''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags. 

'''Squidward''': How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hotel? 

'''Squidward''': D'oh...SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Take Patrick and his bags to his room. 

'''Patrick''': What about my Krabby Patty? 

'''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 

'''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other
elevator that is only stairs. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator) 

'''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of
rocks? 

'''Patrick''': Well, I don't tell you how to live your life. 

'''Squidward''': Well, here's your room. 

'''Patrick''': Wow. 

'''Squidward''': Enjoy your stay. 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and
there'll be more where that came from. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock. 

'''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, thank you, Patrick. 

'''Patrick''': There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend. Squidward! 

'''Squidward''': What now? 

'''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich. 

'''Squidward''': It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun? 

'''Patrick''': Peel it. 

'''Squidward''': (growls and peels skin off bun) Happy? 

'''Patrick''': Yeee! (eats the patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered. 

'''Patrick''': Could you do one more thing for me? 

'''Squidward''': Why don't you ask SpongeBob? 

'''Patrick''': Good idea, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob''': How may I serve you, sir? 

'''Patrick''': I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me. 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, yes sir. (both eat Krabby Patties. As Squidward heads down the employee elevator, Mr. Krabs is on
the phone) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help. 

'''Squidward''': What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs
SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward! (Squidward puts him back in the toilet. Patrick flushes) 

'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous. Patrick's being completely unreasonable. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': He can be as unreasonable as he wants. The plaque, Squidward, the plaque! 

'''Squidward''': But Mr Krabs... 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) Well, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right
there. 

'''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath? 

'''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. Hope you're sure to make my back extra shiny clean. 

'''Squidward''': That's it!!! I've had enough! 

'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Squidward comes down the guest elevator) Hey, hey, you can’t take that elevator. You're an employee. 

'''Squidward''': Not anymore. I quit. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings
bell) Welcome to the Krusty Tow--Squidward?! 

'''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing? 

'''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where "we shall never deny
a guest even the ridiculous request". 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (growls) I don't have to rent you a room. 

'''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': G'oh! (takes money) Here's your room key. 

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room. 

'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling) 

'''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry ''me'' to my room. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken. 

'''Squidward''': The plaque. Too bad we couldn't take the elevator but it is for guests only and you are an employee. 

'''SpongeBob''': Your room, sir. 

'''Squidward''': And I'd like to order room service. I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hairs. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) You've got to be kidding me! 

'''Squidward''': And I want it here in 5 seconds. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir! (runs off and comes back with a Krabby Patty in less than 2 seconds) Here you are, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, you got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, I'm not going to eat this. You are. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails and nose hair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob!
 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese. 

'''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (phone rings) What is it, Squidward? 

'''Squidward''': Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at Squidward’s room) Here's your homemade cookies. 

'''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how did your mother make 'em? 

'''Squidward''': How should I know? Ask my mother! (slams door) 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (trying to get a big sack in the trunk but the door won't close) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob hits the sack with a
shovel but the trunk still won't close)

'''SpongeBob''': No good, Mr. Krabs. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Allow me, boy. (closes trunk door) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! Now that me laundry’s in the trunk... 

'''SpongeBob''': There's room for you to sit up front. 

'''Mrs. Tentacles''': Let's go bake some cookies, boys. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Mr. Krabs''': Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (in Squidward’s room where Squidward is sampling the cookies) Well? 

'''Squidward''': I'm impressed. These ''are'' just like mother used to make. I just wish mom was a better cook. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So you're all taken care of? 

'''Squidward''': Hmmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': What?! (growls) 

'''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue
theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture dungeon theme, and then back to the original) Perfect! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started! 

'''Squidward''': Nothing like getting back to the basics. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Let's get out of here, SpongeBob. 

'''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': The pool's outback. 

'''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The
water's fine. (SpongeBob laughs and jumps in. Squidward laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want? 

'''Squidward''': Nope, that's it. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You don't need me to chew your food for ya? Or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe
extinguish the sun so the light don't get in your eyes?! 

'''Squidward''': No, I'm good. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool? Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (dives in. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh but the hotel collapses back into the Krusty Krab) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start. 

'''Patrick''': That was a hotel? 

'''Nurse''': Your bill, sir. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?! Ack! 

'''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Not at these prices! Forget hotels. This hospital rack is where the money is. 

'''Patrick''': This is a hospital? 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school.

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray! 

'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. 

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Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies

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Episode Article: [[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[KelpShake]] Customers

==Dialogue==
(at the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office) 

Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order? 

Customer: Oh, no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here. 

Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even. 

Customer: Wow, what a steal. 

Mr. Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty? 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days. 

Mr. Krabs: What? Why not? (SpongeBob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful. 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's just that this kelpshake tastes so good. 

Mr. Krabs: Kelpshake? 

'''SpongeBob''': Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill. 

Mr. Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their kelpshake) 

Squidward: That's telling them. 

Mr. Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr. Krabs walks outside) Ah! A new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa? 

Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake) 

Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one. 

Mr. Krabs: (growls) Gimme that! (tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back) 

Pearl: Buy your own. 

Mr. Krabs: Why, I wouldn't give them a cent. 

Pearl: I feel sorry for you. 

Mr. Krabs: Then you do understand me. (starts to cry) 

Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr. Krabs is still crying) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! (He sees Plankton sunbathing behind the restaurant as if he owns it) I knew you were behind this! 

Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong. 

Mr. Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake) 

Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen? 

Mr. Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business. 

Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's ''my'' job! (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now
there's ''this?!'' Kelpshakes. 

Mr. Krabs: Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formula. 

Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! (rumbling) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh! 

Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner. 

Mr. Krabs: Block after block. 

Plankton: They're everywhere. 

Mr. Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work? 

Plankton: Just stick to the plan. 

Mr. Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) Plankton, I think I found the kitchen. 

Plankton: Let's do this thing. 

Mr. Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneezes on a mom and daughter as they glare at out) I'm sorry, I got a little bit of a (gasping): ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! (continues sneezing on everything as the customers react. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window) 

Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton) 

Plankton: (screams) My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas? 

Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes) 

Mr. Krabs: All set, Plankton? 

Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Yipe! Ouch! Uncle! Uncle! 

Mr. Krabs: Ugh, if you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning) 

Plankton: (whispering): Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping) 

Mr. Krabs: Never mind that. What about SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi... Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other? 

Mr. Krabs: Of course we do. 

'''SpongeBob''': Then why is he in your fist? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired to, uh... fix this door. 

Plankton: ''Now'' we have to fix the roof. 

Mr. Krabs: That's right. That's right. We got to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof) 

Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes up from under the roof) 

Speaker: You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion. 

Plankton: Let's beat it! 

Mr. Krabs: No kidding. (runs) 

Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake when the customer takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, ''I'm'' the only one who's taking the heat! 

Mr. Krabs: What's that supposed to mean? 

Plankton: I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. ''Sure'', let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!! 

Mr. Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-celled, one-eyed bottom feeder!? 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake) 

Mr. Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store) 

Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please. 

Mr. Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton. 

Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money. 

Cashier: Can I help you? 

Plankton: Good luck. 

Mr. Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake? 

Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar. 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier) 

Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr. Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill. 

Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs) 

Cashier: Enjoy. 

Mr. Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it. 

Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen? 

Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice. 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Just kelp juice? 

Mr. Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself! 

Plankton: ''You?'' What about me? If anyone, ''I'' deserve to make a buck selling this stuff. 

Mr. Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine. 

Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr. Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow. 

Mr. Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip) 

Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock. 

Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste. 

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. (sips, smaks lips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip, laughs) This is amazing. 

Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah. 

Karen: Oh, no. 

Plankton: (drinks the rest of the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, we gotta get more. 

Karen: You're making a big mistake. 

Mr. Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton, singing) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake. 

'''SpongeBob''': (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr. Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've shut down the kelpshakes restaurants! (screaming as he runs off) 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Huh? (walk up to one of the closed down kelpshakes restaurants) 

Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up. 

Worker #2: I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is) 

Plankton: Look at us! 

Mr. Krabs: Now what are we going to do? 

Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton! 

Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr. Krabs opens the door) 

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault) 

Plankton: It's good to be home. 

Mr. Krabs: You said it. 

Plankton: (runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him) I love being hated. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger! (laughs)

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Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies

2013-03-07T02:59:39Z

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Episode Article: [[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[KelpShake]] Customers

==Dialogue==
(at the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office) 

Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order? 

Customer: Oh, no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here. 

Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even. 

Customer: Wow, what a steal. 

Mr. Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty? 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days. 

Mr. Krabs: What? Why not? (SpongeBob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful. 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's just that this kelpshake tastes so good. 

Mr. Krabs: Kelpshake? 

'''SpongeBob''': Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill. 

Mr. Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their kelpshake) 

Squidward: That's telling them. 

Mr. Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr. Krabs walks outside) Ah! A new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa? 

Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake) 

Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one. 

Mr. Krabs: (growls) Gimme that! (tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back) 

Pearl: Buy your own. 

Mr. Krabs: Why, I wouldn't give them a cent. 

Pearl: I feel sorry for you. 

Mr. Krabs: Then you do understand me. (starts to cry) 

Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr. Krabs is still crying) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! (He sees Plankton sunbathing behind the restaurant as if he owns it) I knew you were behind this! 

Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong. 

Mr. Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake) 

Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen? 

Mr. Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business. 

Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's ''my'' job! (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now
there's ''this?!'' Kelpshakes. 

Mr. Krabs: Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formula. 

Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! (rumbling) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh! 

Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner. 

Mr. Krabs: Block after block. 

Plankton: They're everywhere. 

Mr. Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work? 

Plankton: Just stick to the plan. 

Mr. Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) Plankton, I think I found the kitchen. 

Plankton: Let's do this thing. 

Mr. Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneezes on a mom and daughter as they glare at out) I'm sorry, I got a little bit of a (gasping): ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! (continues sneezing on everything as the customers react. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window) 

Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton) 

Plankton: (screams) My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas? 

Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes) 

Mr. Krabs: All set, Plankton? 

Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Yipe! Ouch! Uncle! Uncle! 

Mr. Krabs: Ugh, if you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning) 

Plankton: (whispering): Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping) 

Mr. Krabs: Never mind that. What about SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi... Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other? 

Mr. Krabs: Of course we do. 

'''SpongeBob''': Then why is he in your fist? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired to, uh... fix this door. 

Plankton: ''Now'' we have to fix the roof. 

Mr. Krabs: That's right. That's right. We got to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof) 

Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes up from under the roof) 

Speaker: You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion. 

Plankton: Let's beat it! 

Mr. Krabs: No kidding. (runs) 

Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake when the customer takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, ''I'm'' the only one who's taking the heat! 

Mr. Krabs: What's that supposed to mean? 

Plankton: I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. ''Sure'', let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!! 

Mr. Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-celled, one-eyed bottom feeder!? 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake) 

Mr. Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store) 

Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please. 

Mr. Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton. 

Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money. 

Cashier: Can I help you? 

Plankton: Good luck. 

Mr. Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake? 

Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar. 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier) 

Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr. Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill. 

Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs) 

Cashier: Enjoy. 

Mr. Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it. 

Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen? 

Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice. 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Just kelp juice? 

Mr. Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself! 

Plankton: ''You?'' What about me? If anyone, ''I'' deserve to make a buck selling this stuff. 

Mr. Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine. 

Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr. Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow. 

Mr. Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip) 

Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock. 

Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste. 

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. (sips, smaks lips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip, laughs) This is amazing. 

Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah. 

Karen: Oh, no. 

Plankton: (drinks the rest of the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, we gotta get more. 

Karen: You're making a big mistake. 

Mr. Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton, singing) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake. 

'''SpongeBob''': (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr. Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've shut down the kelpshakes restaurants! (screaming as he runs off) 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Huh? 

Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up. 

Worker #2: I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is) 

Plankton: Look at us! 

Mr. Krabs: Now what are we going to do? 

Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton! 

Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr. Krabs opens the door) 

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault) 

Plankton: It's good to be home. 

Mr. Krabs: You said it. 

Plankton: (runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him) I love being hated. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger! (laughs)

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KelpShake

2013-03-06T03:49:19Z

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The '''Kelp Shake''' is a toxic drink that played a big part in the episode [[Best Frenemies]]. The store they are sold in is also called "Kelp Shake". In [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]], it appears as a drink on the Krusty Krab Menu.

==[[Kelp Shake Building|The Restaurant]]==
[[Image:Kelp-Shake-Building.jpg|thumb|store]]
The Store is a green building in the shape of a Kelp Shake bottle. It served as competition to the [[Krusty Krab]] for a short time before being closed because of food poisoning. The restaurant has a basic restaurant interior with tiled floors, a counter, and chairs. They were placed all over [[Bikini Bottom]] in random places. The Kelp Shake logo displays KELP SHAKE in a red font.

==The Drink==
The drink was very popular for a few weeks at most, and most everyone in Bikini Bottom had a short-lived addiction to them. The drink contained a green bendy straw. The shake consists of 99% kelp juice and the other 1% was a hazardous, toxic chemical that caused you to grow green hair all over the body. The growing of the hair could take anywhere from a minute to a few days. The Kelp Shake costs $1.

[[Image:Tang-Shake.jpg|thumb|The Kelp Shake]]
[[Image:Kelpsake.jpg|thumb|right|Spongebob, one of the many Kelpshake addicts of Bikini Bottom]]

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Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies

2013-03-06T03:17:40Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[KelpShake]] Customers

==Dialogue==
(at the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office) 

Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order? 

Customer: Oh, no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here. 

Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even. 

Customer: Wow, what a steal. 

Mr. Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty? 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days. 

Mr. Krabs: What? Why not? (SpongeBob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful. 

'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's just that this kelpshake tastes so good. 

Mr. Krabs: Kelpshake? 

'''SpongeBob''': Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill. 

Mr. Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their kelpshake) 

Squidward: That's telling them. 

Mr. Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr. Krabs walks outside) Ah! A new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa? 

Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake) 

Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one. 

Mr. Krabs: Gimme that! (tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back) 

Pearl: Buy your own. 

Mr. Krabs: Why, I wouldn't give them a cent. 

Pearl: I feel sorry for you. 

Mr. Krabs: Then you do understand me. (starts to cry) 

Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr. Krabs is still crying) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! (He sees Plankton sunbathing behind the restaurant as if he owns it) I knew you were behind this! 

Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong. 

Mr. Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake) 

Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen? 

Mr. Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business. 

Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's ''my'' job! (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now
there's ''this?!'' Kelpshakes. 

Mr. Krabs: Wow. I guess you're not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formula. 

Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! (rumbling) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh! 

Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner. 

Mr. Krabs: Block after block. 

Plankton: They're everywhere. 

Mr. Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work? 

Plankton: Just stick to the plan. 

Mr. Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) Plankton, I think I found the kitchen. 

Plankton: Let's do this thing. 

Mr. Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneezes on a mom and daughter as they glare at out) I'm sorry, I have a bit of a (gasping): ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! (continues sneezing on everything as the customers react. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window) 

Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton) 

Plankton: (screams) My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab) 

Mr. Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas? 

Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes) 

Mr. Krabs: All set, Plankton? 

Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Ouch! Uncle! Uncle! 

Mr. Krabs: Ugh, if you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning) 

Plankton: (whispering): Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping) 

Mr. Krabs: Never mind that. What about SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi... Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other? 

Mr. Krabs: Of course we do. 

'''SpongeBob''': Then why is he in your fist? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired to, uh... fix this door. 

Plankton: ''Now'' we have to fix the roof. 

Mr. Krabs: That's right. That's right. We got to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping) 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof) 

Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes up from under the roof) 

Speaker: You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion. 

Plankton: Let's beat it! 

Mr. Krabs: No kidding. (runs) 

Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake when the customer takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, ''I'm'' the only one who's taking the heat! 

Mr. Krabs: What's that suppose to mean? 

Plankton: I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. ''Sure'', let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!! 

Mr. Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-celled, one-eyed bottom feeder!? 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake) 

Mr. Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store) 

Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please. 

Mr. Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton. 

Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money. 

Cashier: Can I help you? 

Plankton: Good luck. 

Mr. Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake? 

Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar. 

Mr. Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier) 

Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr. Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill. 

Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs) 

Cashier: Enjoy. 

Mr. Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it. 

Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen? 

Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice. 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Just kelp juice? 

Mr. Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself! 

Plankton: ''You?'' What about me? If anyone, ''I'' deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff. 

Mr. Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine. 

Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr. Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow. 

Mr. Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip) 

Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock. 

Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste. 

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. (sips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip) This is amazing. 

Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah. 

Karen: Oh, no. 

Plankton: (drinks all the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, we gotta get more. 

Karen: You're making a big mistake. 

Mr. Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake. 

'''SpongeBob''': (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr. Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've shut down the kelpshake restaurants! (screaming as he runs off) 

Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Huh? 

Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up. 

Worker #2: I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is) 

Plankton: Look at us! 

Mr. Krabs: Now what are we going to do? 

Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton! 

Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr. Krabs opens the door) 

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault) 

Plankton: It's good to be home. 

Mr. Krabs: You said it. 

Plankton: (runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him) I love being hated. 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger!

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Episode Transcript: Patty Hype

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Episode Article: [[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]

==Dialogue==
''(We see The Krusty Krab all dusty, old, and abandoned. All the animators appear that there has been a lack of customers for awhile. Squidward, in the ordering boat, blows dust off of him and the register. SpongeBob dusts off a cobweb on one of the tables, but a spider comes and makes another one. He dusts that one off, but an other one just comes and spins another web. Mr. Krabs is completely coated with dust, and sneezes it all off.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ugh... 36 days without a customer. 

''(Frank is dying from hunger crawls into the Krusty Krab.) ''

'''[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]:''' So...hungry...

'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]:''' Ah! [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], a customer! 

''(Krabs squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth. A spider crawls all over it.) ''

'''Frank:''' No food... 3 days...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hold on, me bucko! Food's on the way! 

''(He is about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought.)'' You got money, right? 

'''Frank:''' Yeah... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! Bring this man some grub before he keels over! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here you go, sir. 

''(He presents Mr. Krabs with a Krabby Patty and soda on a platter)''

'''Frank:''' Oh. Krabby Patties, huh? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Finest under the sea! 

'''Frank:''' Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh?

'''Frank:''' Look at this place. I mean, what is the theme here? Underwater? It's boring! ''(He turns and crawls away.)'' Food! Water! Atmosphere! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere. They go for food! 

''(He looks out the door as [[Tom]] and [[Fred]] see each other on the street.)''

'''Fred:''' Hey, Tom! (captions version; Man: Hey, Tom!)

'''Tom:''' Fred! Hey, you wanna eat at the [[Krusty Krab]]? (captions version Man 2: Fred, hey, you want to eat at the Krusty Krab?)

'''Fred:''' Nah, Let's go to the Shell Shack. They've got a talking dog! 

'''Tom:''' Great! Say, what's a dog? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Gasps) Money walking! I need to think up a gimmick like that to get people back in here! 

''(SpongeBob peek through Mr. Krabs' eyestalks.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' I have an idea! 

''(Mr. Krabs' eye stalks pull back together, chopping SpongeBob in half.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait! I've got an idea! ''(Cut to outside the Krusty Krab, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around Mr. Krabs.)'' ...and so, ladies and gentlemen, make sure you buy lots of Krabby Patties as I bury myself alive! ''(Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as Mr. Krabs wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it.)'' No free refills. 

''(Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. Fred runs up to on top of where Krabs was buried.)<''br>

'''Fred:''' Hey, everyone, listen! The talking dog at the Shell Shack is '''''SINGING!!!''''' Come on! 

''(He motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving Mr. Krabs alone, under the ground. Cut to the inside of the Krusty Krab, where it has been cleaned out.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(Ignoring him.)'' What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(Still ignoring SpongeBob)'' Why can't someone give me an idea? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!!! 

''(A divine light hits Krabs, and SpongeBob comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel.) ''

'''[[Angel SpongeBob]]:''' (Singing) Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! 

''(Krabs grabs SpongeBob.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy? Tell me! 

SpongeBob: OK, Mr. Krabs. Prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down, 'cause you'll just stand up when you see this! Tada! 

''(Shows Mr. Krabs a green Krabby Patty.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled! 

''(He knocks it off of the plate and onto the ground, where he burns it with a flamethrower. Once the fire is gone, SpongeBob appears in a fire-retardant suit and laughs.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat! ''(Fire once again overcomes him, and he emerges in regular clothing, with an artist's pallet in hand. On the palette, Krabby Patties lie in different colors.)'' [[Pretty Patties]]! Available in 6 designer colors. 

''(Mr. Krabs laughs, and SpongeBob looks broken-heartedly at his own creation.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]! Come look! 

''(Squidward walks up.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't that look appetizing? 

'''Squidward:''' Mmm, mmm!!! Good, sir! 

''(The two laugh.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait! Gimme an orange patty... with extra purple!

''(Squidward laughs.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's next? Sequin milkshakes? 

''(Holds up a milkshake cup with sequins and encrusted into it.) ''

'''Squidward:''' Bow-tie French Fries? 

''(He holds up a French fry with a bow-tie on. SpongeBob is now welling up with tears.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' No... 

''(Squidward and Mr. Krabs dance mockingly.) ''

'''Squidward:''' Pretty Patties, Pretty Patties! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (Crying) Stop it! (''When they don't, SpongeBob becomes indignant.)'' I know this is a good idea. I'll show you. I'll... I'll...
I'll open my own restaurant! ''(He runs out of the Krusty Krab.)'' You'll see! 

''(Squidward and Mr. Krabs look at each other. Then, they continue laughing. Cut to Conch Street, where SpongeBob passes
his and [[Squidward's House]] to get to [[Patrick's House]].)<''br>

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too? 

'''Patrick''': Yeah. 

'''SpongeBob:''' What's the matter? 

'''Patrick''': I can't see my forehead. What's your problem? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I have a good idea, and no one else thinks so! 

'''Patrick''': Me, too. Inflatable pants! ''(He pulls a cord on his own Hawaiian shorts, causing them to inflate and lift into the air a few feet. Patrick is now upside-down.)'' What's your idea? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna open up a restaurant and sell Pretty Patties!

''(Patrick's shorts explode, leaving him with only a little patch covering his front.) ''

'''Patrick''': Forget my dumb idea, that's great! 

''(Cut to later, where SpongeBob has constructed a purple stand that says "Pretty Patties". Patrick is behind a second one
to the left of SpongeBob that is brown and says "Pay Here".) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick? ''(Patrick pulls up his purple-and-green trunks and gives SpongeBob the thumbs-up.)'' Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up, 'cause we are open! (''He puts up an "Open" sign. Cut to him at the stand.)'' I'm ready! (We see him as an adult with the same camera angling. He has glasses on, and brown hair.) I'm ready. (We see him as an old man with a long, grey beard. His pineapple wilts and dies.) I'm ready... (We see his gravestone behind the stand, that says "R.I.P. I'M READY". There is a vacant spot where his pineapple previously was. SpongeBob wakes up at the stand and sees that that was a dream.)'' Patrick, how long have we been sitting here? 

'''Patrick''': Aww! (He looks at the sloppily-drawn crayon marks on his wrist made to look like a watch.) I gotta draw a new battery for this. 

''(He scribbles on his wrist with a blue crayon.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' What if Mr. Krabs was right? Maybe my idea ''is'' dumb. 

''(He cries.) ''

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm scared. 

'''Patrick''': Then I'm going in for you! 

''(He climbs into SpongeBob's head through one of his pores. Then, SpongeBob blows up like a puffer fish.) ''

'''Patrick''': Sorry. Stupid inflatable pants! 

''(He flies out of SpongeBob.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you find anything? 

'''Patrick''': Huh? 

''(Harold walks up to the stand.) ''

'''[[Harold]]:''' Hey, do you sell food here? 

''(He is creeped out as SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, sir! We sell Pretty Patties! 

''(He holds out a green Pretty Patty.) ''

'''Harold:''' That thing's green! ''(He starts laughing hysterically.)'' Green! 

''(He laughs more. Patrick joins in, but doesn't laugh hard at all. SpongeBob cries.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs was right! What am I going to do with all these? 

''(He holds out the palette of Pretty Patties) ''

'''Harold:''' ''(Stops laughing)'' Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color! ''(He tries it.)'' This isn't half bad! Hey, world! "Pretty Patties" is the best idea ever! 

''(Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office, eating popcorn and watching a movie, crying. A spider dangling from its web cries as well.) ''

'''Rick's Wife:''' (On TV) Oh, Rick, how could you? You and I...together we were one! 

'''Rick:''' (On TV) That was before. But now, I'm splitting us up. 

''(Onscreen, we see an amoebae split into two amoebae. All of a sudden, it turns to a Bikini Bottom News emergency broadcast. [[Johnny]] news reporter talks at a desk. Behind him is a backdrop, and a bamboo screen showing a crowd of Bikini Bottom citizens cheering.) ''

'''Johnny:''' We interrupt this program for an important news announcement! This wild crowd behind me is screaming for Bikini Bottom's newest culinary sensation. Let's take a listen. 

'''Crowd:''' (Chanting) Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Pretty Patties? 

''(The spider comes up and steals Krabs' popcorn.) ''

'''Johnny:''' It's easy to see that Pretty Patties are popular, but just what is it about them that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild? 

''(We see Millie, [[Sadie Rechid]] and [[Evelyn]] on screen, who hold out their purses to compare with the Pretty Patties.) ''

'''Millie, Sadie and Evelyn:''' They match our purses! 

'''[[Scottish Fish]]:''' ''(With Scottish accent, kilt, and bagpipe.)'' They remind me of home. 

''(He holds up a plaid Pretty Patty, and [[Larry the Lobster]] runs up.) ''

'''Larry:''' Pretty Patties rule! 

''(He flexes his muscles.) ''

'''[[Realistic Fish Head]]:''' Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' How can you make money with such a stupid idea?

'''Johnny:''' And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea? 

''(SpongeBob laughs.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' At first we didn't know what to do with all the money. We tried burying it-- 

''(Mr. Krab's eyestalks inflate.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' -shredding it-- 

''(Krabs' eyestalks blow up even more.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' -and burning it! 

''(Mr. Krabs eyestalks burst and fly around like a balloon with a hole in it.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' But in the end, we decided to just give it all away. 

''(We see Patrick at this stand that now has a bamboo "$" and says "FREE MONEY". He hands a filled paper sack to [[Nathiel]].) ''

'''[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]:''' Come again, sir! 

'''Nathiel:''' I'm getting back in line! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't believe it! 

''(He runs out of the office and across the dining area.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've got to see this for me self! 

''(He runs out the door and into Sandals.) ''

'''Sandals:''' Hey! Watch it, buddy. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty. You're gonna have to wait in the line like the rest of us. (subtitles version Man: Hey, watch it buddy, I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty, you're going to have to wait in line like the rest of us.) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've never had a line. 

''(At SpongeBob's stand, the "Now Serving" sign flips to 46,853.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Who's #46,853? 

''(There is an excited roar from the crowd. Mr. Krabs makes his way to the front of the line.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I've never had 46,853 customers. 

(SpongeBob hands a patty to [[Anchovy|Unknown Anchovy]].) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here you go, sir. Stay pretty. ''(He laughs.)'' All right. Mr. Krabs is that you? Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs? The Pretty Patties are a big hit! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' They sure are, boy. You're doing pretty well for yourself. I guess you've completely forgotten the Krusty Krab. 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, sir, I haven't. In fact, sometimes I really miss the old days at the Krusty Krab. 

''(Mr. Krabs gets an idea.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I bet you miss Squidward... and the grill. And the crow's nest. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. Yeah! And do you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together. You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uhh... Uh-yeah-uh-yes. Yes, I do, lad. Well, the Krusty Krab is only a short walk away. Why don't you head on down, for old time's sake? 

''(He takes SpongeBob by the hand and starts to walk away, but SpongeBob's arm expands and he just stays in the same place.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs! What about the stand? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, don't worry, lad. I'll watch the stand for ye. ''(SpongeBob retracts his arm.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' You will? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No! I've got a better idea! I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands. For keeps. And in exchange, I'll give you the Krusty Krab. With Squidward, the grill, and all those squeaky pickles! 

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(In a trance)'' What did you say, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here's the key to the Krusty Krab. She's yours now. 

''(He hands him a key, composed of two golden "K"'s and a ring.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Thank you. What should I do now, Mr. Krabs? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Run to her, boy. She's waiting for ya. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't feel my legs, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, lad! I'll fix it! Get this to the Krusty Krab on the double! Good luck, lad! 

''(He tosses SpongeBob to the crowd, who holds him above their hands and passes him down. While crowd-surfing, SpongeBob's surroundings turn into a pink sky with clouds.) ''

'''SpongeBob:''' Dreams do come true! 

''(The crowd throws him on the ground in front of the Krusty Krab, where he floats up and kisses the building. We see him cheer in the dining area, kiss the floor, throw buns up into the air in the kitchen, laugh over the phone in Mr. Krabs' office, and stand at the ordering boat, the whole Krusty Krab cleaned and refreshed. Cut back to the Pretty Patties stand, where Mr. Krabs holds up a patty.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ladies and gentlemen! "Pretty Patties" is now under new management! Who's next? 

''(He waves a patty in the air. We see a sea-level shot of the Bikini Atoll Island. It turns from night to dawn. Cut to Mr. Krabs at the stand beside SpongeBob's house. The "Free Money" stand has been disassembled.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! For me money. ''(A crowd gathers around him.)'' Welcome to Pretty Patties! May I take your money? 

'''Franco:''' We want a refund, Krabs! 

''(All talking at once) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who-!?! Huh? What?! 

'''[[Bill]]:''' Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple! 

'''Scottish Man:''' Look what I got under my kilt! 

''(He raises his kilt to reveal a plaid body, and white underwear.) ''

'''Clayton, Jess and [[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]:''' And look at our tongues! 

''(We see a yellow tongue, a speckled tongue, and a pink tongue. Krabs refers to Frank's.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's wrong with you? 

''(Frank turns off a light to reveal his tongue is glow-in-the-dark, and is pulsing green.) ''

'''Frank:''' We want out money back. All 46,853 of us. 

''(He turns the light back on, but Krabs is nowhere to be seen.) ''

'''[[Harold]]:''' Hey, where'd he go? 

''(Cut to Krabs running away, and the crowd chasing them, and a stinky rainbow trailing behind them. Mr. Krabs slams into the Krusty Krab door, but it is locked, so he searches for his key.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' My key! Where's my key? 

''(Recalls he gave it to SpongeBob, and presses himself against the door to get SpongeBob's attention.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Let me in! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Let! Me! In! 

''(SpongeBob is in the dining area, and cannot hear due to his pickle-squeaking. Krabs is chased left and right by the mob, still yelling.) ''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahhh!!! SpongeBob let me in! SpongeBob!!!!!!

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Episode Transcript: Wet Painters

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Episode Article: [[Wet Painters]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (cameo)

==Dialogue==

French Narrator: ''A slow day at The Krusty Krab.''

Spongebob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (''holds up a raw patty in each hand'') Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly
tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (''throws them on the floor and SpongeBob slides the patties across the room, Patrick jumps out of nowhere with his feet landing on the patties'')
 

Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIIIIIN!!!''' (''slams into the wall'')

(''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

(''Cut back to outside the office. Spongebob is in Patrick's mouth with a mop in hand while Patrick slides offscreen to the left'')

Spongebob: Heave-''ho''! (''crashes'') 

(''Office door slams open, Mr. Krabs storms out'')

Mr. Krabs: What the devil fish is going on out here?! Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, ''THEN YOU'RE WASTING MONEY!!!'' And ''that's'' just sick.

Spongebob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad. 

Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that? 

(''Cut to Squidward at the register with a magazine in his hands'')

Squidward: (with a suspicious grin) ''Uhhhhh...''

(''Cut back to Spongbob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs'')

Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me.

(''scene cuts to outside Mr. Krabs' home, Mr. Krabs talking to Spongebob and Patrick'')

Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get wide'') Super... 

Mr. Krabs: Special... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get bigger and lips tremble'') Special... 

Mr. Krabs: (whispering) Secret... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''faces are small as they whisper'') Secret... 

Mr. Krabs: Assignment? 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get crazy-like and sobbing while shouting incoherently'')

Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (''opens Mr. Krabs' front door, showing inside'') 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Jumping into the air'') Yay! 

Mr. Krabs: (''Charges them from the right, in a stern tone'') But, let me give you two a warning. (Holds up two buckets of paint) This here paint is ''absolutely permanent''. (shoves paint buckets into Spongebob and Patrick's hands) It will ''never'' come off. (Angrily) So if ''I'' see even ''ONE'' drop on ''ANYTHING'' but ''WALL'', (''Screams'') '''''I'LL HAVE YOUR REAR ENDS CUT OFF...''''' (''holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it'') ...and '''''MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!!!''''' (''Spongebob and Patrick backstep behind the open door, Mr. Krabs' tone becomes casual'') So, have fun with the job! (''slams the door with the two inside the house'') 

(''Cut to inside the house, Spongebob and Patrick turn around and look inside'')

SpongeBob: Patrick? 

Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob? 

(''Cut to a view of the inside of the room, with many objects clattered around the room'')

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. (''Puts his paint bucket down'') Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls? 

Patrick: (''Points at Spongebob'') No way, SpongeBob, we’re not getting paid to move stuff. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all. 

Patrick: Well that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s '''FINAL!''' 

SpongeBob: O-Kay, we’ll just paint around all this stuff. 

Patrick: (''defiantly'') Good, just don’t pay me. 

SpongeBob: (''Cheerfully'') First we need to set out the tarp. (''pulls out tarp'') 

Patrick: (''does the same'') (''shouts'') Tarp ahoy! (''spreads the tarp on the floor. Camera zooms out, showing that it is a tiny piece'') 

SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. (''scene cuts to more tarp scattered randomly on the floor, but not the entire floor, with paint buckets where first piece of tarp was'') Now ''that's'' what I’m talking about! (In a nervous tone) Well, I guess we should open these cans of...permanent paint now. 

Patrick: That will ''NEVER, EVER'' come off. 

SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off. 

Patrick: (''Scared'') ''And mount them on the wall''! (''SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries prying open the lid by making the screwdriver shake up and down on the lid'') Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. (''Spongebob sweats everywhere'') SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! (''Yelling with dramatic camera zoom and background on his face'') '''''CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB'''''!!! 

SpongeBob: (''Standing up, with lid and screwdriver in his hands'') Patrick, the lid’s already off. 

Patrick: Oh. (''Happily'') Now it’s my turn! (''takes out a giant battleaxe and smashes the paint can with it, can is only slightly squished and wobbles for half a second, then goes back to normal. SpongeBob hurriedly grabs the can'') 

SpongeBob: (''anxiously'') I'm thinking I should do this one too, Patrick.

(''carefully opens up the lid with same screwdriver as before. Lid opens, and a drop of paint jumps out. Spongebob and Patrick start screaming. Drop bounces off a piece of tarp. Spongebob and Patrick scream louder. Drop bounces off 7 scattered pieces of tarp, then an 8th, and finally falls back into open can in front of Spongebob and Patrick.'') 

Patrick: (''Unimpressed'') Well, that was a rip-off. 

SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let’s get our brushes ready. (''holds up a wide brush. Looks at it and starts sweating'') Uhhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. (''Throws brush to the left offscreen. Takes a thin paintbrush and gets a tiny hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same with a suddenly appearing slit under his eyes. Struggles one moment, and pulls it out with a cluster of nosehair as big as his head and left eye watery. Spongebob dips tip of his paintbrush into paint can and walks to a wall from the right'') (''Scared and nervous'') All right, Patrick, gotta get started, (''zooms out to a huge, clattered wall) painting this wall. (Zooms in to in front of the paintbrush with eyes filled with strained blood vessels'') With the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything (''Zooms back out to clattered wall'') but the wall. (''Sweat flies everywhere'') Well, here we go. 

(''Cut to time card that says "One Hour Later"'')

French Narrator: ''One hour later''. 

SpongeBob: (''doing exactly the same as he was from the previous scene'') Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this wall. 

(''Cut to time card that says "Two Hours Later"'')

Narrator: ''Two hours later.'' 

SpongeBob: (''still standing in the same spot, but with puddle of sweat under his feet'') I’m getting to the painting. 

(''Cut to time card that says "Three Hours Later"'')

Narrator: ''Three hours later.'' 

Patrick: (''Holding time card, also sweating'') (''To Spongebob'') Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards. 

SpongeBob: (''Still the same, puddle bigger'') No problem. Here I go. (''Zooms in to a space in the wall. Spongebob makes a vertical line of paint going down the wall. Spongebob takes brush back and smiles gleefully The paint then starts going down.'') Huh? (''blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blow dryer and the paint glides off the wall in a bubble'') Yeah! Huh? (''notices the big paint bubble. Throws blow dryer off screen'') Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? 

Patrick: Oh, I know! (''takes a bubble wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble'') TWO giant paint bubbles! 

SpongeBob: '''No!!''' (''the two giant paint bubbles merge into an even bigger bubble'') (''Scared'') Patrick?

Patrick: (''Nervous'') Yeah, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: (''Nervous also'') I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger! 

Patrick: (''with tire inflator into the bubble'') (''Yells stupidly'') '''''Nonsense!!''''' (''blows up the bubble even bigger'')

SpongeBob: (''Screams'') '''PAT, NO!!!''' (''Humongous paint bubble explodes. The paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall in the form of how he was standing'') We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the... (''shrieks'') '''''FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM, WHAT'S THAT?!'''''(''dramatic zoom and music to a dollar on the wall which has a dot of paint on it. SpongeBob’s eyes shatter like eggs and insides drip on the floor. Spongebob then falls back on the floor'') We’re ''DEAD'', Patrick! Do you know what that is? 

Patrick: Hmmm...it’s a dollar! I win! 

SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it! 

Patrick: I think you are over-reacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any paint. 

SpongeBob: Ok, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. (''tries to wipe the paint off with his tie but makes the paint even more noticeable with a huge diagonal slash along it'') There! I think I got it. (''wipes it more but it gets worse, the paint covering just about the whole dollar. Spongebob shrieks'') 

Patrick: (''Stupidly, pointing at dollar with both hands'') Oh, now I see it! 

SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... (''scene cuts to a vision of SpongeBob & Patrick's butt on the wall while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire'') 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Grabbing their butts'') AAAAAHHHH!!!

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know! 

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said... 

Patrick: (''Interrupts Spongebob'') Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with ''something''! (''scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing machine'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, and bra on his head, in his hands'') 

Patrick: No. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar with a buzzsaw, the dollar in Patrick's hands'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick’s hands are gone, leaving stumps'') 

Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose in a fire hydrant, Patrick screaming off-screen'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, but place where dollar and hands were had no hole'') 

Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob banging on the dollar Patrick is holding with a club, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace, in a room with a lot of violent tools'') 

SpongeBob: '''Nothing’s working'''! 

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! we’re not cavemen! (''walks over to a computer'') We have technology! (picks ''up the computer and smashes it on the dollar while grunting like a caveman. Zooms in on dollar, all wrinkled'') 

SpongeBob: It didn’t work. 

Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And w- 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick! Take out your wallet! 

Patrick: (''scoffs and looks for a dollar'') I don’t see where you’re going with this...(''notices dollar'') hey, a dollar! 

SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) Patrick! No...why did you put it... (the dollar comes out) AAH! Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it! (''Spongebob starts stammering, Patrick slams it back in again using both hands flat up against the machine'') No-o-o-o-o-ooo! (''Patrick walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob'') 

Patrick: Wanna bite? 

SpongeBob: (''anxiously'') Ok, ok, we still got time! (''looks in a mirror'') Don’t panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome! (''Mr. Krabs is heard humming a sea shanty outside the house'') 

Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own, pal. (''walks away'') 

SpongeBob: (''screams'') Hurry Patrick, put Mr. Krabs' dollar back on the wall! I've got an idea! (''Mr. Krabs enters his dark house where all the lights are off'') 

Mr. Krabs: What the...? 

SpongeBob: (''Sounding anxious'') We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.

Patrick: (''Also sounding anxious'') Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. (''lights turn on, with Spongebob and Patrick in front with fear and guilt-filled grins'') 

Mr. Krabs: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (''Spongebob and Patrick stare'') Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad, boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, NO BUBBLES... 

SpongeBob: (''laughs'') Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going... 

Mr. Krabs: (''Shouting'') Flippin' fish parcels! Look what you did! (Spongebob and Patrick start to beg to Mr. Krabs) Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. (''Shouting again'') Great Barrier Reef!! What’s this? (''both start to beg again'') Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. (''wall is decorated with tiny ships'') That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam!!!!!!!!! You messed up my dollar... (''runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, with one of them tilted slightly to the left'') ...rama! All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned!''(straightens one of the dolls to an upright position'') 

Doll: (''Squeaks'') Mama. 

Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. (''runs into a long pile of paintings'') Ow!!!!! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. (''takes picture of crying clown off the wall, then showing one of racecars'') Or this one. (''takes it off, showing abstract art. Spongebob and Patrick trembling'') Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. (Painting of banana on wall) Or this one. (''takes it off, showing picture of pirate from opening sequence) Or this one. (''takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off, rope behind his back on nail'') 

SpongeBob: (''nervously'') Hi, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing? 

SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around. 

Patrick: (''gives thumbs down'') Booooo! 

Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. (''SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor'') All right, now you’re just being silly.
(''takes SpongeBob off the wall'')

Spongebob: (''Shouts'') No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! No! Don't look! It's a trick!

Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar? 

SpongeBob: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: We're so sorry! 

Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! (''dollars is drawn on with green crayon, showing two dollar signs and a smiley face'') 

Patrick: (''Holding green crayon'') I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it. 

Mr. Krabs: (''Menacingly'') All right boys! You know what I’ve got to do now? 

SpongeBob: You mean our butts? 

Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (''Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then Mr. Krabs puts the dollar back up on the wall'') 

Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new.

SpongeBob & Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...

Mr Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! (laughs) 

SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything! 

Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with you! (''laughs. SpongeBob & Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the place while he is laughing'') The old man’s still got it! (''the paint comes off the wall from the spit'') Aww, crud, I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.

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Episode Transcript: Wet Painters

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Episode Article: [[Wet Painters]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (cameo)

==Dialogue==

French Narrator: ''A slow day at The Krusty Krab.''

Spongebob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (''holds up a raw patty in each hand'') Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly
tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (''throws them on the floor and SpongeBob slides the patties across the room, Patrick jumps out of nowhere with his feet landing on the patties'')
 

Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIIIIIN!!!''' (''slams into the wall'')

(''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

(''Cut back to outside the office. Spongebob is in Patrick's mouth with a mop in hand while Patrick slides offscreen to the left'')

Spongebob: Heave-''ho''! (''crashes'') 

(''Office door slams open, Mr. Krabs storms out'')

Mr. Krabs: What the devil fish is going on out here?! Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, ''THEN YOU'RE WASTING MONEY!!!'' And ''that's'' just sick.

Spongebob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad. 

Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that? 

(''Cut to Squidward at the register with a magazine in his hands'')

Squidward: (with a suspicious grin) ''Uhhhhh...''

(''Cut back to Spongbob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs'')

Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me.

(''scene cuts to outside Mr. Krabs' home, Mr. Krabs talking to Spongebob and Patrick'')

Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get wide'') Super... 

Mr. Krabs: Special... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get bigger and lips tremble'') Special... 

Mr. Krabs: (whispering) Secret... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''faces are small as they whisper'') Secret... 

Mr. Krabs: Assignment? 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get crazy-like and sobbing while shouting incoherently'')

Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (''opens Mr. Krabs' front door, showing inside'') 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Jumping into the air'') Yay! 

Mr. Krabs: (''Charges them from the right, in a stern tone'') But, let me give you two a warning. (Holds up two buckets of paint) This here paint is ''absolutely permanent''. (shoves paint buckets into Spongebob and Patrick's hands) It will ''never'' come off. (Angrily) So if ''I'' see even ''ONE'' drop on ''ANYTHING'' but ''WALL'', (''Screams'') '''''I'LL HAVE YOUR REAR ENDS CUT OFF...''''' (''holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it'') ...and '''''MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!!!''''' (''Spongebob and Patrick backstep behind the open door, Mr. Krabs' tone becomes casual'') So, have fun with the job! (''slams the door with the two inside the house'') 

(''Cut to inside the house, Spongebob and Patrick turn around and look inside'')

SpongeBob: Patrick? 

Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob? 

(''Cut to a view of the inside of the room, with many objects clattered around the room'')

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. (''Puts his paint bucket down'') Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls? 

Patrick: (''Points at Spongebob'') No way, SpongeBob, we’re not getting paid to move stuff. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all. 

Patrick: Well that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s '''FINAL!''' 

SpongeBob: O-Kay, we’ll just paint around all this stuff. 

Patrick: (''defiantly'') Good, just don’t pay me. 

SpongeBob: (''Cheerfully'') First we need to set out the tarp. (''pulls out tarp'') 

Patrick: (''does the same'') (''shouts'') Tarp ahoy! (''spreads the tarp on the floor. Camera zooms out, showing that it is a tiny piece'') 

SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. (''scene cuts to more tarp scattered randomly on the floor, but not the entire floor, with paint buckets where first piece of tarp was'') Now ''that's'' what I’m talking about! (In a nervous tone) Well, I guess we should open these cans of...permanent paint now. 

Patrick: That will ''NEVER, EVER'' come off. 

SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off. 

Patrick: (''Scared'') ''And mount them on the wall''! (''SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries prying open the lid by making the screwdriver shake up and down on the lid'') Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. (''Spongebob sweats everywhere'') SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! (''Yelling with dramatic camera zoom and background on his face'') '''''CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB'''''!!! 

SpongeBob: (''Standing up, with lid and screwdriver in his hands'') Patrick, the lid’s already off. 

Patrick: Oh. (''Happily'') Now it’s my turn! (''takes out a giant battleaxe and smashes the paint can with it, can is only slightly squished and wobbles for half a second, then goes back to normal. SpongeBob hurriedly grabs the can'') 

SpongeBob: (''anxiously'') I'm thinking I should do this one too, Patrick.

(''carefully opens up the lid with same screwdriver as before. Lid opens, and a drop of paint jumps out. Spongebob and Patrick start screaming. Drop bounces off a piece of tarp. Spongebob and Patrick scream louder. Drop bounces off 7 scattered pieces of tarp, then an 8th, and finally falls back into open can in front of Spongebob and Patrick.'') 

Patrick: (''Unimpressed'') Well, that was a rip-off. 

SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let’s get our brushes ready. (''holds up a wide brush. Looks at it and starts sweating'') Uhhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. (''Throws brush to the left offscreen. Takes a thin paintbrush and gets a tiny hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same with a suddenly appearing slit under his eyes. Struggles one moment, and pulls it out with a cluster of nosehair as big as his head and left eye watery. Spongebob dips tip of his paintbrush into paint can and walks to a wall from the right'') (''Scared and nervous'') All right, Patrick, gotta get started, (''zooms out to a huge, clattered wall) painting this wall. (Zooms in to in front of the paintbrush with eyes filled with strained blood vessels'') With the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything (''Zooms back out to clattered wall'') but the wall. (''Sweat flies everywhere'') Well, here we go. 

(''Cut to time card that says "One Hour Later"'')

French Narrator: ''One hour later''. 

SpongeBob: (''doing exactly the same as he was from the previous scene'') Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this wall. 

(''Cut to time card that says "Two Hours Later"'')

Narrator: ''Two hours later.'' 

SpongeBob: (''still standing in the same spot, but with puddle of sweat under his feet'') I’m getting to the painting. 

(''Cut to time card that says "Three Hours Later"'')

Narrator: ''Three hours later.'' 

Patrick: (''Holding time card, also sweating'') (''To Spongebob'') Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards. 

SpongeBob: (''Still the same, puddle bigger'') No problem. Here I go. (''Zooms in to a space in the wall. Spongebob makes a vertical line of paint going down the wall. Spongebob takes brush back and smiles gleefully The paint then starts going down.'') Huh? (''blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blow dryer and the paint glides off the wall in a bubble'') Yeah! Huh? (''notices the big paint bubble. Throws blow dryer off screen'') Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? 

Patrick: Oh, I know! (''takes a bubble wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble'') TWO giant paint bubbles! 

SpongeBob: '''No!!''' (''the two giant paint bubbles merge into an even bigger giant paint bubble'') (''Scared'') Patrick?

Patrick: (''Nervous'') Yeah, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: (''Nervous also'') I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger! 

Patrick: (''with tire inflator into the bubble'') (''Yells stupidly'') '''''Nonsense!!''''' (''blows up the bubble even bigger'')

SpongeBob: (''Screams'') '''PAT, NO!!!''' (''Humongous paint bubble explodes. The paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall in the form of how he was standing'') We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the... (''shrieks'') '''''FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM, WHAT'S THAT?!'''''(''dramatic zoom and music to a dollar on the wall which has a dot of paint on it. SpongeBob’s eyes shatter like eggs and insides drip on the floor. Spongebob then falls back on the floor'') We’re ''DEAD'', Patrick! Do you know what that is? 

Patrick: Hmmm...it’s a dollar! I win! 

SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it! 

Patrick: I think you are over-reacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any paint. 

SpongeBob: Ok, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. (''tries to wipe the paint off with his tie but makes the paint even more noticeable with a huge diagonal slash along it'') There! I think I got it. (''wipes it more but it gets worse, the paint covering just about the whole dollar. Spongebob shrieks'') 

Patrick: (''Stupidly, pointing at dollar with both hands'') Oh, now I see it! 

SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... (''scene cuts to a vision of SpongeBob & Patrick's butt on the wall while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire'') 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Grabbing their butts'') AAAAAHHHH!!!

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know! 

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said... 

Patrick: (''Interrupts Spongebob'') Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with ''something''! (''scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing machine'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, and bra on his head, in his hands'') 

Patrick: No. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar with a buzzsaw, the dollar in Patrick's hands'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick’s hands are gone, leaving stumps'') 

Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose in a fire hydrant, Patrick screaming off-screen'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, but place where dollar and hands were had no hole'') 

Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob banging on the dollar Patrick is holding with a club, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace, in a room with a lot of violent tools'') 

SpongeBob: '''Nothing’s working'''! 

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! we’re not cavemen! (''walks over to a computer'') We have technology! (picks ''up the computer and smashes it on the dollar while grunting like a caveman. Zooms in on dollar, all wrinkled'') 

SpongeBob: It didn’t work. 

Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And w- 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick! Take out your wallet! 

Patrick: (''scoffs and looks for a dollar'') I don’t see where you’re going with this...(''notices dollar'') hey, a dollar! 

SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) Patrick! No...why did you put it... (the dollar comes out) AAH! Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it! (''Spongebob starts stammering, Patrick slams it back in again using both hands flat up against the machine'') No-o-o-o-o-ooo! (''Patrick walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob'') 

Patrick: Wanna bite? 

SpongeBob: (''anxiously'') Ok, ok, we still got time! (''looks in a mirror'') Don’t panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome! (''Mr. Krabs is heard humming a sea shanty outside the house'') 

Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own, pal. (''walks away'') 

SpongeBob: (''screams'') Hurry Patrick, put Mr. Krabs' dollar back on the wall! I've got an idea! (''Mr. Krabs enters his dark house where all the lights are off'') 

Mr. Krabs: What the...? 

SpongeBob: (''Sounding anxious'') We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.

Patrick: (''Also sounding anxious'') Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. (''lights turn on, with Spongebob and Patrick in front with fear and guilt-filled grins'') 

Mr. Krabs: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (''Spongebob and Patrick stare'') Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad, boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, NO BUBBLES... 

SpongeBob: (''laughs'') Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going... 

Mr. Krabs: (''Shouting'') Flippin' fish parcels! Look what you did! (Spongebob and Patrick start to beg to Mr. Krabs) Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. (''Shouting again'') Great Barrier Reef!! What’s this? (''both start to beg again'') Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. (''wall is decorated with tiny ships'') That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam!!!!!!!!! You messed up my dollar... (''runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, with one of them tilted slightly to the left'') ...rama! All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned!''(straightens one of the dolls to an upright position'') 

Doll: (''Squeaks'') Mama. 

Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. (''runs into a long pile of paintings'') Ow!!!!! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. (''takes picture of crying clown off the wall, then showing one of racecars'') Or this one. (''takes it off, showing abstract art. Spongebob and Patrick trembling'') Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. (Painting of banana on wall) Or this one. (''takes it off, showing picture of pirate from opening sequence) Or this one. (''takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off, rope behind his back on nail'') 

SpongeBob: (''nervously'') Hi, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing? 

SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around. 

Patrick: (''gives thumbs down'') Booooo! 

Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. (''SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor'') All right, now you’re just being silly.
(''takes SpongeBob off the wall'')

Spongebob: (''Shouts'') No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! No! Don't look! It's a trick!

Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar? 

SpongeBob: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: We're so sorry! 

Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! (''dollars is drawn on with green crayon, showing two dollar signs and a smiley face'') 

Patrick: (''Holding green crayon'') I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it. 

Mr. Krabs: (''Menacingly'') All right boys! You know what I’ve got to do now? 

SpongeBob: You mean our butts? 

Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (''Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then Mr. Krabs puts the dollar back up on the wall'') 

Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new.

SpongeBob & Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...

Mr Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! (laughs) 

SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything! 

Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with you! (''laughs. SpongeBob & Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the place while he is laughing'') The old man’s still got it! (''the paint comes off the wall from the spit'') Aww, crud, I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.

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Episode Transcript: Wet Painters

2013-03-01T03:04:02Z

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Episode Article: [[Wet Painters]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (cameo)

==Dialogue==

French Narrator: ''A slow day at The Krusty Krab.''

Spongebob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (''holds up a raw patty in each hand'') Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly
tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (''throws them on the floor and SpongeBob slides the patties across the room, Patrick jumps out of nowhere with his feet landing on the patties'')
 

Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIIIIIN!!!''' (''slams into the wall'')

(''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

(''Cut back to outside the office. Spongebob is in Patrick's mouth with a mop in hand while Patrick slides offscreen to the left'')

Spongebob: Heave-''ho''! (''crashes'') 

(''Office door slams open, Mr. Krabs storms out'')

Mr. Krabs: What the devil fish is going on out here?! Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, ''THEN YOU'RE WASTING MONEY!!!'' And ''that's'' just sick.

Spongebob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad. 

Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that? 

(''Cut to Squidward at the register with a magazine in his hands'')

Squidward: (with a suspicious grin) ''Uhhhhh...''

(''Cut back to Spongbob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs'')

Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me.

(''scene cuts to outside Mr. Krabs' home, Mr. Krabs talking to Spongebob and Patrick'')

Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get wide'') Super... 

Mr. Krabs: Special... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get bigger and lips tremble'') Special... 

Mr. Krabs: (whispering) Secret... 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''faces are small as they whisper'') Secret... 

Mr. Krabs: Assignment? 

Spongebob & Patrick: (''eyes get crazy-like and sobbing while shouting incoherently'')

Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (''opens Mr. Krabs' front door, showing inside'') 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Jumping into the air'') Yay! 

Mr. Krabs: (''Charges them from the right, in a stern tone'') But, let me give you two a warning. (Holds up two buckets of paint) This here paint is ''absolutely permanent''. (shoves paint buckets into Spongebob and Patrick's hands) It will ''never'' come off. (Angrily) So if ''I'' see even ''ONE'' drop on ''ANYTHING'' but ''WALL'', (''Screams'') '''''I'LL HAVE YOUR REAR ENDS CUT OFF...''''' (''holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it'') ...and '''''MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!!!''''' (''Spongebob and Patrick backstep behind the open door, Mr. Krabs' tone becomes casual'') So, have fun with the job! (''slams the door with the two inside the house'') 

(''Cut to inside the house, Spongebob and Patrick turn around and look inside'')

SpongeBob: Patrick? 

Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob? 

(''Cut to a view of the inside of the room, with many objects clattered around the room'')

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. (''Puts his paint bucket down'') Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls? 

Patrick: (''Points at Spongebob'') No way, SpongeBob, we’re not getting paid to move stuff. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all. 

Patrick: Well that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s '''FINAL!''' 

SpongeBob: O-Kay, we’ll just paint around all this stuff. 

Patrick: (''defiantly'') Good, just don’t pay me. 

SpongeBob: (''Cheerfully'') First we need to set out the tarp. (''pulls out tarp'') 

Patrick: (''does the same'') (''shouts'') Tarp ahoy! (''spreads the tarp on the floor. Camera zooms out, showing that it is a tiny piece'') 

SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. (''scene cuts to more tarp scattered randomly on the floor, but not the entire floor, with paint buckets where first piece of tarp was'') Now ''that's'' what I’m talking about! (In a nervous tone) Well, I guess we should open these cans of...permanent paint now. 

Patrick: That will ''NEVER, EVER'' come off. 

SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off. 

Patrick: (''Scared'') ''And mount them on the wall''! (''SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries prying open the lid by making the screwdriver shake up and down on the lid'') Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. (''Spongebob sweats everywhere'') SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! (''Yelling with dramatic camera zoom and background on his face'') '''''CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB'''''!!! 

SpongeBob: (''Standing up, with lid and screwdriver in his hands'') Patrick, the lid’s already off. 

Patrick: Oh. (''Happily'') Now it’s my turn! (''takes out a giant battleaxe and smashes the paint can with it, can is only slightly squished and wobbles for half a second, then goes back to normal. SpongeBob hurriedly grabs the can'') 

SpongeBob: (''anxiously'') I'm thinking I should do this one too, Patrick.

(''carefully opens up the lid with same screwdriver as before. Lid opens, and a drop of paint jumps out. Spongebob and Patrick start screaming. Drop bounces off a piece of tarp. Spongebob and Patrick scream louder. Drop bounces off 7 scattered pieces of tarp, then an 8th, and finally falls back into open can in front of Spongebob and Patrick.'') 

Patrick: (''Unimpressed'') Well, that was a rip-off. 

SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let’s get our brushes ready. (''holds up a wide brush. Looks at it and starts sweating'') Uhhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. (''Throws brush to the left offscreen. Takes a thin paintbrush and gets a tiny hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same with a suddenly appearing slit under his eyes. Struggles one moment, and pulls it out with a cluster of nosehair as big as his head and left eye watery. Spongebob dips tip of his paintbrush into paint can and walks to a wall from the right'') (''Scared and nervous'') All right, Patrick, gotta get started, (''zooms out to a huge, clattered wall) painting this wall. (Zooms in to in front of the paintbrush with eyes filled with strained blood vessels'') With the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything (''Zooms back out to clattered wall'') but the wall. (''Sweat flies everywhere'') Well, here we go. 

(''Cut to time card that says "One Hour Later"'')

French Narrator: ''One hour later''. 

SpongeBob: (''doing exactly the same as he was from the previous scene'') Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this wall. 

(''Cut to time card that says "Two Hours Later"'')

Narrator: ''Two hours later.'' 

SpongeBob: (''still standing in the same spot, but with puddle of sweat under his feet'') I’m getting to the painting. 

(''Cut to time card that says "Three Hours Later"'')

Narrator: ''Three hours later.'' 

Patrick: (''Holding time card, also sweating'') (''To Spongebob'') Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards. 

SpongeBob: (''Still the same, puddle bigger'') No problem. Here I go. (''Zooms in to a space in the wall. Spongebob makes a vertical line of paint going down the wall. Spongebob takes brush back and smiles gleefully The paint then starts going down.'') Huh? (''blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blow dryer and the paint glides off the wall in a bubble'') Yeah! Huh? (''notices the big paint bubble. Throws blow dryer off screen'') Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? 

Patrick: Oh, I know! (''takes a bubble wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble'') TWO giant paint bubbles! 

SpongeBob: '''No!!''' (''the two giant paint bubbles merge into an even bigger giant paint bubble'') (''Scared'') Patrick?

Patrick: (''Nervous'') Yeah, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: (''Nervous also'') I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger! 

Patrick: (''with tire inflator into the bubble'') (''Yells stupidly'') '''''Nonsense!!''''' (''blows up the bubble even bigger'')

SpongeBob: (''Screams'') '''PAT, NO!!!''' (''Humongous paint bubble explodes. The paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall in the form of how he was standing'') We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the... (''shrieks'') '''''FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM, WHAT'S THAT?!'''''(''dramatic zoom and music to a dollar on the wall which has a dot of paint on it. SpongeBob’s eyes shatter like eggs and insides drip on the floor. Spongebob then falls back on the floor'') We’re ''DEAD'', Patrick! Do you know what that is? 

Patrick: Hmmm...it’s a dollar! I win! 

SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it! 

Patrick: I think you are over-reacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any paint. 

SpongeBob: Ok, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. (''tries to wipe the paint off with his tie but makes the paint even more noticeable with a huge diagonal slash along it'') There! I think I got it. (''wipes it more but it gets worse, the paint covering just about the whole dollar. Spongebob shrieks'') 

Patrick: (''Stupidly, pointing at dollar with both hands'') Oh, now I see it! 

SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... (''scene cuts to a vision of SpongeBob & Patrick's butt on the wall while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire'') 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Grabbing their butts'') AAAAAHHHH!!!

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know! 

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said... 

Patrick: (''Interrupts Spongebob'') Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with ''something''! (''scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing machine'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, and bra on his head, in his hands'') 

Patrick: No. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar with a buzzsaw, the dollar in Patrick's hands'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick’s hands are gone, leaving stumps'') 

Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose in a fire hydrant, Patrick screaming off-screen'') 

SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, but place where dollar and hands were had no hole'') 

Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob banging on the dollar Patrick is holding with a club, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace, in a room with a lot of violent tools'') 

SpongeBob: '''Nothing’s working'''! 

Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! we’re not cavemen! (''walks over to a computer'') We have technology! (picks ''up the computer and smashes it on the dollar while grunting like a caveman. Zooms in on dollar, all wrinkled'') 

SpongeBob: It didn’t work. 

Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And w- 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick! Take out your wallet! 

Patrick: (''scoffs and looks for a dollar'') I don’t see where you’re going with this...(''notices dollar'') hey, a dollar! 

SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) Patrick! No...why did you put it... (the dollar comes out) AAH! Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it! (''Spongebob starts stammering, Patrick slams it back in again using both hands flat up against the machine, then walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob'') 

Patrick: Wanna bite? 

SpongeBob: (''anxiously'') Ok, ok, we still got time! (''looks in a mirror'') Don’t panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome! (''Mr. Krabs is heard humming a sea shanty outside the house'') 

Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own, pal. (''walks away'') 

SpongeBob: (''screams'') Hurry Patrick, put Mr. Krabs' dollar back on the wall! I've got an idea! (''Mr. Krabs enters his dark house where all the lights are off'') 

Mr. Krabs: What the...? 

SpongeBob: (''Sounding anxious'') We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.

Patrick: (''Also sounding anxious'') Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. (''lights turn on, with Spongebob and Patrick in front with fear and guilt-filled grins'') 

Mr. Krabs: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (''Spongebob and Patrick stare'') Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad, boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, NO BUBBLES... 

SpongeBob: (''laughs'') Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going... 

Mr. Krabs: (''Shouting'') Flippin' fish parcels! Look what you did! (Spongebob and Patrick start to beg to Mr. Krabs) Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. (''Shouting again'') Great Barrier Reef!! What’s this? (''both start to beg again'') Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. (''wall is decorated with tiny ships'') That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam!!!!!!!!! You messed up my dollar... (''runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, with one of them tilted slightly to the left'') ...rama! All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned!''(straightens one of the dolls to an upright position'') 

Doll: (''Squeaks'') Mama. 

Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. (''runs into a long pile of paintings'') Ow!!!!! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. (''takes picture of crying clown off the wall, then showing one of racecars'') Or this one. (''takes it off, showing abstract art. Spongebob and Patrick trembling'') Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. (Painting of banana on wall) Or this one. (''takes it off, showing picture of pirate from opening sequence) Or this one. (''takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off, rope behind his back on nail'') 

SpongeBob: (''nervously'') Hi, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing? 

SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around. 

Patrick: (''gives thumbs down'') Booooo! 

Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. (''SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor'') All right, now you’re just being silly.
(''takes SpongeBob off the wall'')

Spongebob: (''Shouts'') No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! No! Don't look! It's a trick!

Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar? 

SpongeBob: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs! 

Patrick: We're so sorry! 

Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! (''dollars is drawn on with green crayon, showing two dollar signs and a smiley face'') 

Patrick: (''Holding green crayon'') I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it. 

Mr. Krabs: (''Menacingly'') All right boys! You know what I’ve got to do now? 

SpongeBob: You mean our butts? 

Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (''Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then Mr. Krabs puts the dollar back up on the wall'') 

Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new.

SpongeBob & Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...

Mr Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! (laughs) 

SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything! 

Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with you! (''laughs. SpongeBob & Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the place while he is laughing'') The old man’s still got it! (''the paint comes off the wall from the spit'') Aww, crud, I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Krab Training Video

2012-09-18T23:16:08Z

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Krab Training Video (Episode)|Krusty Krab Training Video]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Hoopla Fish]]
*[[Narrator]]

==Dialogue==

Narrator: Welcome aboard. If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say 'congratulations'! (a rainbow with the word 'congratulations' appears) You've recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant. (a hat, a spatula, and a bucket appear in SpongeBob’s hands) And this is your first official day of training.

SpongeBob: Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

Narrator: No, no, you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to make a Krabby Patty. (SpongeBob gets mad) As you can see by this graph... (scene cuts to a giraffe. Narrator clears his throat) Graph. (a graph is shown. A Krusty Krab is moving up) You are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn't get that way over night... (it's nighttime) because the store closes at 6:00. (scene cuts to picture of Mr. Krabs smiling with the Krusty Krab behind him) No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man's hard work, perseverance, vision, determination, and sweat. (scene cuts to one of Mr. Krabs' armpits) But mostly, his sweat. (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen) From humble beginnings. (scene cuts to black and white picture of Mr. Krabs as a child, walking up to a soda machine) You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today. (Mr. Krabs puts in one of his quarters, then takes it out, as it's attached to a piece of rope with a hole in the quarter) And you're right! (Mr. Krabs laughs while drinking his soda. Scene cuts to an older Mr. Krabs, in a room with bars at the window) After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, then a retirement home, with elderly fish outside playing shuffleboard) But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home, and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born. (Mr. Krabs paints a giant K, in red paint, on a sign outside. Scene cuts to a Krabby Patty with a light shining on it. We can hear a baby crying in the background)

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of...

Child: Hoopla!

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of...

Child: Hoopla!

Narrator: Sounds like a... (scroll over to a little kid shouting)

Child: Hoopla! Hoopla! (gets hit in the head with a brick, thus knocking him out)

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right? (chuckles) WRONG! (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen again) The Krusty Krab today. (scene cuts to a series of close-ups in the restaurant. Then cuts to a view of the inside of the Krusty Krab, where customers are eating) To keep up with today's demanding customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast-food technology.

Mr. Krabs: (holds up a spatula in his left hand) This here is an advanced patty-control mechanism. (now standing at the register) Here, you can see our automated money-handling system. Don’t touch! (now holding ice cubes) These are your high-quality beverage temperature devices. Imported. (holds up a straw) This here's a prototype liquid transfer machine. (puts the straw in an orange drink and drinks it) And most importantly, (holds up some ketchup packets) you get your state-of-the-art condiment-dispersal units. Now, are you gonna buy something or just stand there, 'cause there's a standing fee.

Narrator: (SpongeBob is standing there when a packet of ketchup, ice cubes, a cash register, a spatula, and a straw appear around him) All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it? (the items spin around him) Well, luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. (items disappear and SpongeBob floats to the right. The scene changes to SpongeBob standing next to Squidward near the cash register) But if
modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab, then employees are the liver and gall bladder. (close-up of SpongeBob) Let's see if you've got what it takes. Hmmm, poised, confident, and a smile that says, "Hello world! May I take your order?" You’ve got the makings of a good employee, Mr. SquarePants! But for every good employee, there's one who is not so good. (close-up of Squidward reading his magazine) Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. (close-up of the button Squidward is wearing on his shirt) Look carefully at the "I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now!" button. There's a name for employees like this, but we'll call him Squidward.(As the Narrator has a strong voice, he pronounces it:''Squid-woord''.)

Squidward: I'm getting paid overtime for this, right, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: (offscreen in his office) Sorry, can't hear you! (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen again)

Narrator: Training.

SpongeBob: Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?

Narrator: No, you can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase 'POOP'.

SpongeBob: POOP?

Narrator: Once you understand 'POOP', you’ll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what does POOP mean? (SpongeBob shrugs his shoulders) It’s actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely. ''People Order Our Patties''.

SpongeBob: Ah, POOP! (smiles with confidence)

Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands 'POOP'. (scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward) Here's a typical customer. I wonder what he wants? Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.

Customer: I’d like to order-

Narrator: Do you think he's going to order: A: A sofa, B: An expensive haircut, or C: A patty?

Customer: -One patty please.

Narrator: Ah, POOP, you never let us down! (scene cuts to a giant Krabby Patty) Now that you understand POOP, I bet you think you're ready to make a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: Krabby Patty! (runs towards the Krabby Patty. Just as he is about to get to it, he gets splatted with a flyswatter)

Narrator: Ha-ha! Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. We haven't even talked about: (scene cuts to a toilet) Personal Hygiene. (toilet flushes. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in front of a sink) Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of personal hygiene guidelines. (SpongeBob turns the faucet on) Okay, Mr. SquarePants, are you ready to prepare for your shift? (SpongeBob lathers his hands with soap) A good employee always scrubs his hand thoroughly. Be sure to get under those fingernails. (SpongeBob nods and scrubs a bit harder) And don't forget about the knuckles. (SpongeBob scrubs a bit harder) And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. (SpongeBob scrubs the hardest he can) All right, let's see those hands. (holds up his hands, but they are invisible from scrubbing so much) Now that's thorough! (chuckles. Scene cuts to SpongeBob’s shiny shoes) After making sure your feet are polished... (sprays and wipes his shoes) your face is clear of any blemishes or boils... (SpongeBob cuts his boil off with a pair of scissors) and your hair is neat and tidy... (SpongeBob lifts up his hat, sprays a little hairspray on it to make it straight, then puts his hat back on) you are ready to start the day. Now let's see how Squidward prepares for his shift. (one of the bathroom stall doors opens to show Squidward
sleeping on the toilet, with his magazine on his lap) Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward! (a giant Krabby Patty appears on the screen again) Now that you're clean and hygienic, I'll bet you think you're ready to make that Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: (yells in excitement) I'm ready! (splits into two SpongeBobs) I'm ready!! (splits into more SpongeBobs) I'm
ready!! (splits into more SpongeBobs) I'm ready!!! (many flyswatters come onto screen and swat all SpongeBobs)

Narrator: Whoa there! We still have a few more topics to cover first. (scene cuts to some vegetables, a spatula, and some ingredients on a table) Your Work Station. (scene cuts to SpongeBob vacuuming on top of the grill) It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. (scene cuts to SpongeBob thinking of a Krabby Patty in a thought bubble of his) To make the vision in your head a reality, you'll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well organized. (SpongeBob opens up a cabinet, then opens the bottom drawer to reveal a bunch of folders with names of ingredients and vegetables on there. He picks up a tomato from a folder labeled "T") Very nice, Mr. SquarePants, not a pickle out of place. (SpongeBob peeks out the kitchen door) Now let's see how Squidward keeps his work station. (Squidward is sleeping with a magazine on his face. He wakes up)

Squidward: Huh? (shouts) Oh! (falls on the floor. The cash register drawer opens up and hits Squidward on the head)

Narrator: Don't worry Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can cover for you. (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to the grill) Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you're ready to make the world-famous Krabby Patty. (SpongeBob barks, then runs around the room) (laughs) Calm down. (a bone is thrown at him. He plays with it) There's plenty of time left. We have to make sure you’re ready for the psychological aspect of the job: Interfacing with Your Boss. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Mr. Krabs in his office)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise?

Mr. Krabs: No.

Narrator: Good job, Mr. SquarePants!

SpongeBob: (runs up to the camera) Can I make a Krabby Patty now? (scene cuts to Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab)

Narrator: And now we move from "behind the scenes" to the front lines, where we'll examine the most important aspect of the industry: the customer. Or as we like to say, the 'Krustomer'.

'''Patrick''': (stops) Who said that? Are you a ghost?

Narrator: Like precious, precious blood in an animal, customers are what keeps the Krusty Krab strong and alive.

'''Patrick''': Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!

Squidward: Are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling?

'''Patrick''': Uhh...I'll have an, uhh...uhh...uhh...ah...uh... (falls asleep and drools. Squidward snaps his fingers, causing him to wake up) What's that?

Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else.

Narrator: Ah-ah-ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says.

Mr. Krabs: The money is always right!

'''Patrick''': The ceiling is right, Squidward. You're not a very good employee.

Squidward: Fine. May I please take your order?

'''Patrick''': I’ll have uhh...ah... (drools again. Squidward gets angry)

Narrator: We’ll check in with these two later. (scene cuts to a siren) Right now, it’s important that we discuss an emergency situation! (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a Krabby Patty, looking around for something) Like the lost gold of Atlantis, many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there's a thief ready steal it. So it’s up to you to be the watchful eyes of... (the Krabby Patty moves as metal legs come out of it. It walks off) What's this? (Plankton is on the patty) It's Mr. Krabs' business rival, Plankton!

Plankton: Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! Your secret formula is finally mine! (scene cuts to SpongeBob with a face of shock)

Narrator: He’s stealing the formula! What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants? (SpongeBob screams and runs around the restaurant. Mr. Krabs walks up to Plankton as he and the patty are going really slow)

Plankton: You'll never catch me, Krabs, not when I shift into maximum overdrive! (whips the Krabby Patty into going faster) Hi-ya! (mechanical legs whirring. Mr. Krabs grabs the patty) I knew I should have gotten the turbo. (SpongeBob is still screaming and knocking over tables and chairs) Hear me Krabs! You'll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it from my cold, dead... (Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton, who is now squeaking. He flicks him back to the Chum Bucket)

Narrator: And so, another emergency is avoided, thanks to Mr. SquarePants. (scene cuts to Squidward and Patrick) Let's check in on Squidward again. Psst, Squidward.

Squidward: Huh?

Narrator: Just remember: POOP.

Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you just order a Krabby Patty?

'''Patrick''': Great idea, Squidward! One Krabby Patty, please.

Squidward: (sighs) Will that be for here or to go? (closes his mouth, but Patrick is confused again. Squidward bangs his head on the register)

Narrator: Hang in there, Squidward, it's all part of the job. (scene cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab training manual) Now that we've covered all the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for! (a blue screen appears with the Krabby Patty slowly coming closer to the screen. The narrator is making noises resembling dramatic music) Preparing the Krabby Patty! (scene cuts to SpongeBob bowing down to a poster of a Krabby Patty) At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel which keeps it alive and thriving. (SpongeBob crawls to the poster) For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby Patty. (SpongeBob licks the patty that is on the poster) And now you, the humble employee off the street, the all-too-
necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with your very own hands... (SpongeBob gasps) the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center that is a Krabby Patty! Are you ready? (SpongeBob nods) Are you sure? (SpongeBob nods his head harder and his head tears in half) Okay! The secret formula i...(cuts off before he can say what it is)

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