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Episode Transcript: Pineapple Fever

2012-03-14T01:05:54Z

Anonymous: /* Dialouge */

==Episode Article==
[[Pineapple Fever (Episode)]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*TV Reporter
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Weatherman

==Dialouge==
(One morning at SpongeBob's pineapple, SpongeBob looks out the window, then goes out in the hallway. He yawns and sticks his tongue out. Then he comes out wearing a pair of goggles over his eyes rather than his usual pair of glasses to go jellyfishing. He clears his throat.)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Hey, Patrick.

[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: All ready to go jellyfishing today?

Patrick: No. Just kidding!

(SpongeBob Laughs. Patrick shows a net with two scoops)

SpongeBob: I see you even brought your double net.

Patrick: Yep. It's three times as fun.

SpongeBob: Um, Patrick? Don't you mean twice as fun?

Patrick: What is?

SpongeBob: Your -- never mind.

Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, That reminds me. We should probably check the weather report before we go.

SpongeBob: Good idea.

(Cut back to the pineapple where Patrick and SpongeBob are watching the weather report on TV.)

TV Reporter: And now the weather.

SpongeBob: Here we go.

Weatherman: Thank you, Phil. Today's weather forecast calls for -- (a piece of paper is given) A horrible storm will ravage the Bikini Bottom area.

Patrick And SpongeBob: A horrible storm?

Weatherman: You heard me. Panic is not advised although it is recommended. Also, an advisory has been issued to avoid any and all jellyfishing if possible.

(TV turns off, SpongeBob now stands in front of his living room window with some boards in his hands.)

SpongeBob: Patrick, help me get these boards nailed on.

Patrick: SpongeBob, this seems like a strange time to start decorating.

SpongeBob: Start dec -- you sir, do not recognize fine decorating when you see it.

(He goes up to his big bass on the wall to show an example.)

Patrick: Hmm....

SpongeBob: Admire it later, Patrick. Right now, we got to convert my house into a shelter capable to withstand extreme weather.

Patrick: You can say that again.

SpongeBob: Actually, I can't.

Patrick: Why not?

SpongeBob: Because I just stepped on one of these nails.

(Shows a picture of SpongeBob's shoe with a nail sticking out. Cut to Squidward's house humming and tweezing his eyebrows)

Squidward: Got ya. Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and --

(Cut back to SpongeBob's where Patrick angrily nails a hammer causing a racket at Squidward's. He falls and bumps his head on his toilet, and it looks like his eyebrows are bleeding, but it's not, because his skin is off his eyebrow. He gets angry. Then we are back to SpongeBob's pineapple where SpongeBob and Patrick are hammering his door.)

Patrick: Violin.

SpongeBob: Whoo! Nice work buddy. Now my house can withstand anything nature has to throw at us.

([[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] angrily knocks down SpongeBob's door)

Patrick: I guess Squidward's not part of nature.

SpongeBob: Squidward! Did you come to weather out the storm with us?

Squidward: No! I-- what storm?

SpongeBob: The one Phil Preflemuster told us about.

Squidward: Who's that?

Patrick: He's the weatherman on the news channel. He said --

Squidward: I can't understand a word you're saying.

SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot teeeeea-

Patrick: I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!!!!

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Hot cocoooooooa, we'll be drinking.

Patrick: That's better.

Squidward: Well, I think I'll pass.

SpongeBob: Even if I let you borrow my huggly snuggly bunny slippers?

Squidward: Hmm, I'll have to think about that.

SpongeBob: OK, but you better think fast. Because Partick really likes --

(Squidward starts to leave when a bolt of lightning strikes. Squidward comes back burnt from the lightning strike.)

SpongeBob: Squidward, welcome back! Here's your slippers.

(another bolt of lightning strikes, and now we see Candles lit)

SpongeBob: That's better.

Squidward: What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see.

SpongeBob: Squidward, the lights went out

Squidward: Yes, they did, when you turned them off.

(Patrick spits out his cocoa.)

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! What is it?

Patrick: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is.

SpongeBob: Thank you, Patrick.

Squidward: Oh, boy. How about some of those games you promised?

(Yet another bolt of lightning strikes. The lightning causes impact on SpongeBob's pineapple leaves. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward get ready to play tic-tac-toe)

SpongeBob: Okay, boys let's roll to see who goes first.

Squidward: This is tic-tac-toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.

Patrick: He's right. You play rock, paper, scissors for it.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah.

(Shot of the exterior of the pineapple again. Then Patrick holds up a "paper" hand, Squidward also holds up a "paper" hand, and SpongeBob holds up a "paper" hand)

Patrick: One.

Squidward: Two.

SpongeBob: Oh, it's a tie.

Patrick: Darn it!

Patrick, SpongeBob, Squidward: One, two, three.

Patrick: Darn it! I'll get you next time.

Squidward: One, two, three.

SpongeBob: Tie.

Patrick: Darn it!

Squidward: One, two --

SpongeBob: Tie.

Patrick: Darn it!

(Another shot of the pineapple then cut to Squidward with a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's.)

Squidward: There, I win. See?

(Then we see SpongeBob and Patrick thinking. the clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses.)

Patrick: I'm not seeing anything here.

SpongeBob: Yeah it looks like a lot of junk.

Squidward: What do you mean, you're not seeing anything? That's three in a row. Tic-tac-toe!

Patrick: Easy, friend.

SpongeBob: Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just having fun.

(He takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe.and flips through pages.)

SpongeBob: Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.

Patrick: Well played.

(They clap; Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Yet another shot of the pineapple)
;SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. You can do it.

(Patrick groans)

SpongeBob: Be the puzzle piece.

Patrick: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing aging process by 30 years per second. (ages rapidly)

SpongeBob: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You got a few years left in you.

Patrick: Eh?

SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go!

(Squidward wakes up from a nap)

SpongeBob: Go, Patrick!

Squidward: I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just--

SpongeBob: Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. WEREN'T YOU, PATRICK?!

Patrick: Who's the green guy?

Squidward: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here! (Points to an empty part of the puzzle)

SpongeBob: Gasp! Squidward. It wasn't your turn. That's cheating.

Squidward: (is fuming badly) Cheating!!? It's a jigsaw puzzle!!! You can't cheat!!!!

SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, Squidward. We'll just start over.

(SpongeBob jumbles the pieces, Squidward mumbles)

Squidward: I've got to get out of here!

(Yet another lightning bolt strikes Squidward he comes back burnt again.)

SpongeBob: oh, welcome back, Squidward. We Were about to figure out where the first piece of the puzzle goes. Oh, maybe Squidward can help us.

Squidward: No he can't.

SpongeBob: Please, Squidward?

Squidward: No way.

SpongeBob: Please.

Squidward: I have an even better idea.

SpongeBob: What is it?

Patrick: Tell us.

Both: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

Squidward: Shh. Quiet time. It's a game called "Boundaries".

Patrick: Ooh-ooh!

Squidward: Yes, Patrick?

Patrick: Will there be any spelling in that game?

Squdward: Oh, no, no spelling.

Patrick: Yes!

Squidward: It's very simple. The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Squidward alone until the storm passes. He will stay inside boundaries, he will define by chalk lines on the floor.

SpongeBob: I have a question.

Squidward: What?

SpongeBob: Where are we going to get the chalk?

Squidward: The chalk? I brought some!

(Yet another flash of lightninng. An organ plays an ominous tune as Squidward goes up to SpongeBob's room. He draws the chalk line at the top of the stairs then tosses the chalk to SpongeBob and Patrick. Then, Squidward slams SpongeBob's bedroom door.)

Squidward: Brilliant work, as usual, Squidward. Now all I have to do is sit here until this storm passes over. (His stomach starts growling.) Wait a minute. I'm starving. SpongeBob's got to have some snacks around here. Ah, Jackpot. (He starts eating snail food. Gary meows.) I bet you wish I had some of this -- Snail food? (he spits the food out.) I've got to get some real food.

(SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard)

SpongeBob: HALT! Nobody's to cross this boundary.

Squidward: I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.

SpongeBob: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers.

Squidward: Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the-- what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them.

SpongeBob: You may be telling the truth.

Squidward: Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.

SpongeBob: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.

Squidward: That'll be the day.

(Squidward runs downstairs, SpongeBob blows his whistle. Squidward makes it towards the kitchen, and near Spongebob's refrigerator.)

SpongeBob: Stop that cephalod!

(He jumps out of his security guard costume leaving on his underwear, and jumps on Squidward's back)

Squidward: Please. I just want to get onto the other side of my boundary.

'''SpongeBob''': This, I cannot allow. It's against the rules.

Squidward: But all I wanted was something to eat.

Patrick: Did somebody say somethng to eat?

(SpongeBob and Squidward run into Patrick leaving food everywhere.)

Squidward: My food!

SpongeBob: Your food?

Patrick: Hey, I want some too.

(They run around in circles screaming.)

Squidward: Is this what we've really come to? is one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete animals?

SpongeBob: Apparently so. Well, that and a refrigerator full of food anyways.

Squidward: Did you guys hear that?

'''SpongeBob''': It's just Patrick gnawing on his can.

Squidward: No, not that. I mean from outside.

SpongeBob: I don't hear anything.

Squidward: The storm must've stopped.

SpongeBob: Squidward, wait!

Squidward: So long, suckers!

(The last shot of the episode shows Squidward falling from something. SpongeBob's Pineapple is now at the top of a tornado.)

Squidward: Curse you Preflemuster.

{{Transcripts/Season 7}}

[[Category:Transcript]]

The Abrasive Side (Episode)

2012-03-14T00:17:52Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|The Abrasive Side|Theabrasiveside.jpg|146a|7|27 November 2010|Enchanted Tiki Dreams|Earworm}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|}

'''The Abrasive Side''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl]] (Voice Only)
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Howard Blandy]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]

===Plot===
A fish goes up to the bus stop and discovers that SpongeBob has been sleeping there. SpongeBob explains that he is going to [[Glove World]] with Patrick. The fish asks to go in front of him and SpongeBob lets him, along with other fish. Patrick comes and is angry at SpongeBob for not having the first spot in the line. As they are about to get on the bus, Sandy wants SpongeBob to help with her experiment. SpongeBob can't say no, and is seen in the [[Treedome]] running in a large hamster wheel. He then gets back in line, but Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to tell Pearl that she can't have the shoes she wants. Soon afterwards, Patrick comes back and is angry that SpongeBob never came and says that SpongeBob can't stand up for himself. SpongeBob is then seen at home, crying on his sofa to Gary, who orders an abrasive side for SpongeBob. He soon discovers that his abrasive side is taking over him, turning around his body to yell at people. The only person who enjoys this is Squidward, as SpongeBob's abrasive side says that he won't hang out with him. Horrified, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs for help, but Mr. Krabs is furious when SpongeBob's abrasive side says "Overtime" which Mr. Krabs treats as if it was a foul word and is dismissed. Then SpongeBob tries to ask Patrick, but the Abrasive side yells at Patrick who then slams his rock shut on SpongeBob in sadness. SpongeBob runs to Sandy, who tells him not to be someone he is not. When the Abrasive side yells at Sandy, she responds by telling him to grab something heavy (which happens to be Patrick) and she pulls his abrasive side off. SpongeBob runs off, remembering to apologize to his Grandma. He discovers that she has ordered an abrasive side, too.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, Mr. Krabs has no idea what the word 'overtime' means, but in past episodes, such as [[Wishing You Well (Episode)|Wishing You Well]], he actually says it.
*This and the episode it is paired with, Earworm, both end with one of the characters screaming.
*[[Howard Blandy]] appears in the line for the bus as someone who cut in front of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*Mr. Krabs treats the word "Overtime" as if it is a terrible and dirty word possibly because he doesn't like having to pay his employees overtime.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side|Transcript for The Abrasive Side]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:the abrasive side clip 1.jpg|SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for the Glove World bus.
Image:Abrasive-side.jpg
</gallery>
{{Season7}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

The Abrasive Side (Episode)

2012-03-13T03:19:35Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|The Abrasive Side|Theabrasiveside.jpg|146a|7|27 November 2010|Enchanted Tiki Dreams|Earworm}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|}

'''The Abrasive Side''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl]] (Voice Only)
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Grandma SquarePants]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Howard Blandy]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]

===Plot===
A fish goes up to the bus stop and discovers that SpongeBob has been sleeping there. SpongeBob explains that he is going to [[Glove World]] with Patrick. The fish asks to go in front of him and SpongeBob lets him, along with other fish. Patrick comes and is angry at SpongeBob for not having the first spot in the line. As they are about to get on the bus, Sandy wants SpongeBob to help with her experiment. SpongeBob can't say no, and is seen in the [[Treedome]] running in a large hamster wheel. He then gets back in line, but Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to tell Pearl that she can't have the shoes she wants. Soon afterwards, Patrick comes back and is angry that SpongeBob never came and says that SpongeBob can't stand up for himself. SpongeBob is then seen at home, crying on his sofa to Gary, who orders an abrasive side for SpongeBob. He soon discovers that his abrasive side is taking over him, turning around his body to yell at people. The only person who enjoys this is Squidward, as SpongeBob's abrasive side says that he won't hang out with him. After apologizing to everyone, SpongeBob runs to Sandy, who tells him to grab something heavy (which happens to be Patrick) and she pulls his abrasive side off. SpongeBob runs off, remembering to apologize to his Grandma. He discovers that she has ordered an abrasive side, too.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, Mr. Krabs has no idea what the word 'overtime' means, but in past episodes, such as [[Wishing You Well (Episode)|Wishing You Well]], he actually says it.
*This and the episode it is paired with, Earworm, both end with one of the characters screaming.
*[[Howard Blandy]] appears in the line for the bus as someone who cut in front of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*Mr. Krabs treats the word "Overtime" as if it is a terrible and dirty word possibly because he doesn't like having to pay his employees overtime.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side|Transcript for The Abrasive Side]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:the abrasive side clip 1.jpg|SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for the Glove World bus.
Image:Abrasive-side.jpg
</gallery>
{{Season7}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

Accidents Will Happen (Episode)

2012-03-13T01:30:05Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|Accidents Will Happen|Accidents.png‎|153a|8|18 July 2011|Perfect Chemistry|The Other Patty}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:accidents will happen 2.jpg|300px]]</center>© Viacom
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|}

'''Accidents Will Happen''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*OWS Officer

==Places==
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
An angry mob is rioting at the Krusty Krab, because Squidward is doing something that as SpongeBob says "Requires privacy". Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob hear a scream and they go into the room where they find Squidward on the floor, with a broken bun shelf, and buried in buns, and having a twisted ankle. Squidward reveals his twisted ankle and threatens to call the O.W.S. unless Mr. Krabs agrees to pamper him until he recovers. Mr. Krabs, not wanting to be fined or penalized by the O.W.S. agrees. However Mr. Krabs finds that Squidward's way of pampering is making him (Mr. Krabs) do ridiculous requests and things, and he tortures Mr. Krabs throughout the episode, especially when Squidward orders him to clean his back barnacles. Eventually SpongeBob and Patrick call an OWS inspector when they investigate but cannot match any clues to what made Squidward injured. Squidward puts on bandages and a cast for his arm, and claims to the OWS inspector that he was injured when he found a customer having ten seeds instead of 11 on his Patty bun, and tried to get him a bun with 11 seeds to replace it, but was injured when the shelf's chains magically broke and swung down and hit him where he laid for 6 hours injured before being found. The OWS inspector begins to fine Mr. Krabs who is crying about losing $1 until to Squidward's dismay however, Mr. Krabs remembers that he has a surveillance camera in the room that could have recorded the incident. He plays a video that showed that the "private" thing Squidward was doing, was actually taking an unpermitted nap on the bun shelf, but it couldn't hold his weight and the weight of Squidward broke the chains causing Squidward's injury. The fine is cancelled and infuriated Mr. Krabs vows to make Squidward pay for what he did. In the ending, Squidward annoyingly has to pamper Mr. Krabs the exact same way he made Krabs do to him. When Squidward is forced to clean Mr. Krabs' back barnacles, the episode ends with Squidward screaming and crying as he does so.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The shelf that broke has the right chain broken, but in Squidward's Story, the left chain broke.
*Also, in Squidward's story, he laid there in pain for 6 hours when actually SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs went to check on him immediately when the noise was heard.
*Furthermore, In Squidward's story, he fell in the wrong position and he was covered with buns when Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob went in the room; In Squidward's story, he wasn't so you can tell he was lying if you watch the beginning.
*Also Squidward told SpongeBob in the beginning that the thing he is doing in the bun room required privacy, but getting a bun doesn't require privacy; a hint that Squidward is lying.
*Krabs borrowed the camera in the storage room from the airport.
*How come the bill turns out to be $1 dollar if the bill is so long.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Accidents Will Happen|Transcript for Accidents Will Happen]]

{{Season8}}
[[Category:Season 8]]
[[Category:Episode]]

Accidents Will Happen (Episode)

2012-03-13T01:21:32Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|Accidents Will Happen|Accidents.png‎|153a|8|18 July 2011|Perfect Chemistry|The Other Patty}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
|-
!colspan="2"|<center>[[File:accidents will happen 2.jpg|300px]]</center>© Viacom
|-
|}

'''Accidents Will Happen''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*OWS Officer

==Places==
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
Squidward gets injured at work in an incident with the patty bun shelf. SpongeBob then realizes that Squidward is not at the cash register. He finds him buried in buns, with the shelf on top of him, and his ankle is twisted. After Mr. Krabs won't follow the rules concerning employees getting hurt at work for Squidward, Squidward then threatens to call the OWS, Office Worker Safety, unless Mr. Krabs pampers him while he recovers. SpongeBob and Patrick then investigate the "crime scene", resulting in Patrick getting severely hurt. So SpongeBob calls the OWS to help with the situation. Squidward then tells a false story about how he got hurt, and pretends to be much hurt more than he really was. The OWS officer then charges Mr. Krabs one dollar, which he was not happy about. But then Mr. Krabs realized that he had a security camera, that saw the whole incident. It showed that Squidward tip toed away to take an un permitted nap on the shelf that was meant for Krabby Patty buns, making the shelf break. Then Mr. Krabs forces Squidward to pamper him the same exact way Squidward made Mr. Krabs.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The shelf that broke has the right chain broken, but in Squidward's Story, the left chain broke.
*Also, in Squidward's story, he laid there in pain for 6 hours when actually SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs went to check on him immediately when the noise was heard.
*Furthermore, In Squidward's story, he fell in the wrong position and he was covered with buns when Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob went in the room; In Squidward's story, he wasn't so you can tell he was lying if you watch the beginning.
*Also Squidward told SpongeBob in the beginning that the thing he is doing in the bun room required privacy, but getting a bun doesn't require privacy; a hint that Squidward is lying.
*Krabs borrowed the camera in the storage room from the airport.
*How come the bill turns out to be $1 dollar if the bill is so long.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Accidents Will Happen|Transcript for Accidents Will Happen]]

{{Season8}}
[[Category:Season 8]]
[[Category:Episode]]

Episode Transcript: Plankton’s Army

2012-03-11T02:53:23Z

Anonymous: /* Dialogue */

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Episode Article: [[Plankton's Army (Episode)|Plankton's Army]]

==Characters==

*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Clem]]
*[[Plankton's Cousins]]

==Dialogue==

(scene opens up on a shot of the Krusty Krab)

[[Narrator]]: Ah, the [[Krusty Krab]]. Home of the delicious [[Krabby Patty]] and its super-secret recipe. (Mr. Krabs appears)

Mr. Krabs: Attention, Krusty Krab crew! All hands report immediately! (background whistling sound is heard)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: (runs up) Fry cook SpongeBob reporting, sir!

[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: (wakes from behind the cash register; yawns) What's all the yelling about?

[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]: Today is the 25th anniversary of the first time me arch-enemy [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] ever tried to steal me [[Secret Krabby Patty Formula]]. (scene flashes back to Mr. Krabs and Plankton)

Plankton: Can I have the secret formula?

Mr. Krabs: No!

Plankton: Okay. (walks away)

Mr. Krabs: (voiceover) But he was persistent!

Plankton: (comes back) Pretty please?

Mr. Krabs: Uh-uh.

(scene cuts to Plankton holding a costume behind his back)

Mr. Krabs: He used disguises! (Plankton laughs and pulls a cockroach costume over himself. Mr. Krabs' leg squishes him) Super science! (Plankton drips a droplet of chemical into a test tube and drinks it. He is surrounded in a pink cloud and appears as a cockroach. Mr. Krabs' leg squishes him) Civil disobedience! (Plankton is marching, holding a picket sign that states "I AM NOT A ROACH". Mr. Krabs' leg squishes him. Scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab with Squidward, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs) And I always came out on top!

Squidward: (sarcastically) Fascinating.

Mr. Krabs: But thousands of failures have made him crafty, so keep your eyes open! (Mr. Krabs' eyes bulge out, and he moves them right to left) You'll never know what trick he'll use to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula.

[[Robot]]: (walks into the Krusty Krab, speaks in robotic voice) What a quaint restaurant. I think I will sample their wares.

SpongeBob: Ooh, how weird! A machine made to look like a customer.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. Why don't you go hose out the men's room?

SpongeBob: With pleasure, sir!

Mr. Krabs: (moves Squidward out of the way) I'll take this one. (to the robot) Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I help you?

Robot: Yes please. I'd like an order of chili coral bits.

Mr. Krabs: (loses fake grin he had on) You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty?

Robot: No thank you. (holds up dollar bill) Will this cover it?

Mr. Krabs: Uh, sure. (grabs dollar and hands the robot a paper bag) Here you go.

Robot: (takes the bag and walks toward the door. Using green laser beams, it melts the doorway and walks through) Good day.

Mr. Krabs: Hm. I was sure it was one of Plankton's tricks. Well, at least his money's good. (laughs. The dollar bill center pops open and Plankton jumps out)

Plankton: AH-HAH!

Mr. Krabs: Plankton! You knew I would never distrust a dollar!

Plankton: That's right, Krabs. Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula!

Mr. Krabs: Or what?

Plankton: -I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.

Mr. Krabs: Well then, allow me to suggest your next move. (scene cuts to a toilet being flushed. Plankton screams as he swirls around in the water)

[[Episode Transcript: The Algae's Always Greener|Plankton: Curse you, Kra-a-abs!]] (he disappears in the pipes)

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) And now for the chaser! (scene cuts to manhole outside of the Chum Bucket. Plankton pops up out of the manhole that says "City of Bikini Bottom", gasping for breath. He jumps out)

Plankton: You just wait, Krabs! Next time I'll.... ah, who am I kidding? At least I can go home to a wife who understands. (scene cuts to inside the Chum Bucket)

[[Karen]]: So? Tell me what happened.

Plankton: I don't want to talk about it.

Karen: Talking will make you feel better.

Plankton: Leave me alone.

Karen: That's your problem. You never let anyone in. Plankton the rock, Plankton the loner....

Plankton: And she's off, ladies and gentlemen.

Karen: ....and that's why everything you try ends up like this.... (Karen's screen shows Plankton laughing, about to pull a lever. Mr. Krabs' leg squashes him) and like this.... (Karen's screen shows Plankton laughing, holding a rubber duck over his head. Mr. Krabs' leg squashes him) and more recently, like this! (Karen's screen shows a toilet with a flushing noise)

Plankton: (whimpering, starts bawling) I'm a failure!

Karen: It's not that bad! You just require a little help. Maybe some henchmen....

Plankton: Henchmen?

Karen: Yes, what you need to do is surround yourself with muscular tough guys who'll do whatever you say.

Plankton: I like the sound of that. I'll canvas all the seediest lowbrow dives in town to find my minions. And I know just how to speak their language! (scene cuts to a dim club with muscular tough guys from [[Episode Transcript: No Weenies Allowed|No Weenies Allowed]] playing pool. Plankton stands at the door) Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!? (scene cuts to Plankton sitting in a wheelchair in the Chum Bucket with a cast and bandages) I don't get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.

Karen: Oh, come on. I think you're overreacting. (as Karen talks, a robotic hand comes out of a panel and pats Plankton, then squashes him) Sorry.

Plankton: That's okay. I'm no different than the millions of other Plankton in the sea. (while Plankton talks, he "assembles" himself together, sticking his eye on, putting his arm in the socket, and matching his legs which are labeled "left leg" and "right leg" in their appropriate sockets) The Plankton family has always been pushed around and stepped on. Wait! That's it! Acting alone, we're powerless, but united, the Plankton family could be a real pain in the fanny! (he appears with a phone book and slams it on the ground) Krabs may think one Plankton is no problem, but let's see him take on two, or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand! (scene cuts to Plankton "dialing" a number, which is him jumping on the buttons. Cut to Plankton running from the receiver of the phone to the speaker. Cut to Plankton writing a letter to a family member. Cut to Plankton running, with his tongue moistening the adhesive on an envelope. Cut to Plankton in a red airplane, skywriting "CALLING ALL PLANKTON", but a fish sitting on a bench sneezes and blows away the skywriting. Cut to a montage of differently dressed Plankton) But why stop there? I'll gather every family member from every corner of the ocean. The entire Plankton family under one roof! Krabs won't stand a chance against the staggering intellect of a million super-smart criminal masterminds! (doorbell rings) THEY'RE HERE! Welcome, brethren! (Plankton runs to the door and opens it with a big grin, which quickly fades into a look of disgust and disbelief. He sees a huge group of hick, hillbilly family members playing music. One of them begins to speak)

[[Clem]]: (hick drawl) Hey, look everybody! It's cousin Plankton!

[[Plankton's Cousins|All]]: YEE-HAW!

Plankton: I've been away from home longer than I thought.

(Clem runs up and shakes Plankton's hand)

Clem: (hick drawl) Well, howdy, cousin! (Plankton stares at his hand, which is dripping after his cousin shook it)

Plankton: Uh....

Clem: It's me, Clem. 'A course you remember [[Zeke]], [[Rufus]], [[Jeke]], [[Billy Bob]], [[Billy Jim]], [[Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly]], [[Doug]], [[Enis]]-- (Clem continues introducing the rest of the family. Plankton is crawling on the ground)

Plankton: ALL RIGHT! I GET IT! I mean, uh, come inside. Make yourself at home. (scene cuts to the family inside the Chum Bucket, standing in front of Karen) I'd like you to meet my computer wife, Karen.

Clem: (whistles from the back of the group) Golly, she sure is purdy, Sheldon.

Karen: Sheldon?

Plankton: (annoyed) Yes, that's my first name. (Karen cracks up. Plankton keeps an angry face)

Karen: Sheldon?! (laughing)

Plankton: (still has an annoyed face) Will you please-!

Karen: (still laughing) Sorry!

Plankton: All right, as I was saying.... (Karen starts laughing) Okay, we all know Sheldon's a funny name.

Karen: (laughing) Okay, okay. I'm done. No more.

Plankton: Good. Ahem, to continue. (turns away from Karen. He doesn't see the screen that she brings down behind him. The word "SHELDON" appears on the screen) Only you can bring honor.... (the family laughs. Plankton turns around to look at the screen; it is blank) ....and dignity.... (the word "SHELDON", with a finger pointing at Plankton, appears. The group laughs, and Plankton turns to look at the screen, which is now blank) ....back to the Plankton name. (as soon as Plankton speaks, another "SHELDON" sign appears, with an arrow pointing at Plankton. He turns around to look at the screen and is trembling with fury. As he starts to speak, another "SHELDON" sign appears) For years, it has been my goal to acquire the secret formula for.... (Plankton turns around and points at the sign) AHA! (he runs to the outlet and unplugs it) OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH! (Karen says " Sheldon " one last time before losing power. Plankton runs in front of Karen's screen) Bottom line: we invade the Krusty Krab so I can steal the secret formula. What do you think?

[[Family Member 1]]: But what's in it for us? (the family roars in agreement)

Plankton: Well, what do you want?

[[Family Member 2]]: Gawrsh. Can I get a new string for my banjo? (holds up a banjo with one string)

Family Member 3: And another boot to match this'n? (holds up foot with a boot on it)

Family Member 4: (holds up laptop) And some more memory for my laptop!

Clem: And what about root beer?

All: ROOT BEER??!!!

Plankton: Help me get the secret formula and you can have as much root beer as you can drink! (the group cheers) Victory, thy name is Plankton! (Plankton turns to face the cheering crowd. On his back is a note taped on with the word "SHELDON" . Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab. Squidward and Mr. Krabs are at the register)

Mr. Krabs: Well, Mr. Squidward, it's almost closing time, and we haven't seen eye or antennae of ol' Plankton for hours. Yes, sir, I think this time, he's finally given up for....

Plankton: (over megaphone) Attention Krusty Krab management! This is your better speaking.

Mr. Krabs: What?! (Plankton is standing outside the Krusty Krab with a megaphone)

Plankton: (over megaphone) I have the restaurant surrounded. Give me the secret formula or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab!

(Mr. Krabs and Squidward run outside to Plankton)

Mr. Krabs: Ah, you and what army, bug?

Plankton: What army? What army?! Look around you, Krabs! (scene pans out to show the Krusty Krab surrounded by something green)

Mr. Krabs: You don't want to planted grass?

Plankton: GRASS?! (starts laughing maniacally, joined by his family)

Mr. Krabs: Uh-oh. (Mr. Krabs and Squidward run into the Krusty Krab with the Plankton family behind them. Within the Krusty Krab are shaking and thudding noises, as if in a fight. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' face) You'll never get away with it, Plankton! (Mr. Krabs is in the toilet, with only his head exposed, surrounded by Plankton)

Plankton: You're right. The pipes are much too narrow. Besides, what I really want is the Krabby Patty formula.

Mr. Krabs: Well, you might as well forget it. The formula is locked away in me safe, and I'll never give ya the combination. (laughs)

Plankton: Silence! (Plankton jumps on the flushing lever and sends Mr. Krabs spinning around) I think you'll find we're more than capable of figuring it out for ourselves. Oh, boys? (Plankton snaps his finger and his family assembles into a giant human hand and ear. They twist the lock, figuring out the combination) That's it, a little to the left....

Mr. Krabs: Curse you Plankton, and your ability to join together to form a working human ear!

(the family opens the safe. Inside is the secret formula in a bottle)

Plankton: Hot dog! (Plankton hops up the stairs to the formula) Yes. It's mine! The formula's mine. After all these years, it's finally mine! (Plankton pulls the cork from the bottle and smells it as if it were champagne. He pulls the formula out of the bottle) Let it be known that on this day, I, Sheldon J. Plankton, single-handedly overthrew the Krusty Krab!

Family: AHEM.

Plankton: Eh, and, of course, I had a little help from the family. (goes back to Mr. Krabs, who is still stuck in the toilet)

Mr. Krabs: Plankton, wait. You can't look at the formula!

Plankton: Begging won't help.

Mr. Krabs: I'm telling you, you won't be able to handle the truth! There are some things in this world that weren't meant for mortal eyes!

Plankton: Eye.

Mr. Krabs: Eye.

Plankton: I don't care. Drum roll please! (Plankton rolls himself a drum roll and runs to Mr. Krabs' office, where a book labeled "Recipe for a Krabby Patty" sits on Mr. Krabs' desk) Finally, after all these years, I'm about to find out what makes a Krabby Patty taste so good. (opens book) The secret recipe for one Krabby Patty is.... a pinch of salt....

Mr. Krabs: Plankton! Wait!

Plankton: (turns page) Three teaspoons of chopped onions....

Mr. Krabs: I'm warning ya....!

Plankton: (turns page) A cup of love....

Mr. Krabs: Don't do it!

Plankton:....mixed together with the most important ingredient of all.... four heaping pounds of freshly ground.... (turns page to reveal a picture of Plankton) Plankton??

(Plankton stares wide eyed at the formula and looks at Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: I warned ya. (Plankton runs screaming hysterically all the way back to the Chum Bucket. Back in the Krusty Krab, the book falls on the ground and the family reads the recipe and gasps. They all run screaming while Mr. Krabs laughs, except for Clem) Hey, why ain't you running?

Clem: Well, I can't read.

Mr. Krabs: Get out of here! (Clem runs away, laughing goofily, while Mr. Krabs gets himself out of the toilet. Squidward rubs his head and comes out of the toilet as well. SpongeBob arrives)

SpongeBob: Hey guys. Did I miss anything? (Squidward picks up the formula)

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, is this really the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty?

Mr. Krabs: Of course not! And Plankton will probably figure that out and be back again to find out what the real formula is. But don't worry, boys, the formula's safe from harm. I got it hidden in me most secret hiding place, a place no one, not even Plankton, would ever figure out. (Mr. Krabs starts laughing and hopping up and down)

Squidward: Let me guess. It's at home, under your mattress.

Mr. Krabs: (gasps and runs to his house, screaming) Curse you, Squidward!

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Episode Transcript: Porous Pockets

2012-03-04T02:10:09Z

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Episode Article: [[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Harold]]
*Appraisal Clerk
*[[Lou]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Bert]]
*Butler
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*SpongeBob's new friends

==Dialogue==
SpongeBob: (walking around in a small circle in Jellyfish Fields) Ahh, nothing quite like a relaxing stroll (deep voice) deep (normal) in Jellyfish Fields.

(a high pitched scream in the distance)

SpongeBob: I’d know that sound anywhere! It’s a terrifying shriek! But where’s it coming from?

(he looks from behind a rock and finds Patrick shrieking)

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what is with all the shrieking? You know I walk here on Tuesday's.

Patrick: Sorry, SpongeBob. That wasn’t me.

SpongeBob: Patrick, I know I heard a terrifying shriek.

Patrick: So did I, SpongeBob, but I was just mimicking it.

SpongeBob: (Patrick mimicking) So, you were mimicking it. Patrick, please don’t do that. It is really…

(terrifying shriek)

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, if the shriek wasn’t coming from you, then where was it…it’s over there, in the kelp trap!

(a giant clam behind the kelp bush is shrieking)

SpongeBob: The terrifying shriek must’ve come from this clam.

(the clam starts coughing violently)

SpongeBob: (Patrick mimicking) Hey, Patrick, I think there’s something wrong with…

(clam coughing and wheezing)

SpongeBob: W-W-What are we gonna do?

Patrick: Well, the last time I remember coughing like that, I was sitting at home eating a box of Kelp Jerky.

SpongeBob: Oh, and you were coughing because you got something stuck in your throat?

Patrick: I got the TV remote stuck in my throat!

SpongeBob: Patrick, this clam is choking! Luckily, I come prepared! (pulls out a bottle of bubble soap) There, there, Clammy. (takes out bubble wand and spreads a line of soap under the clam’s bottom lip)

Patrick: SpongeBob, what are you doing?

SpongeBob: They like this!

Patrick: No! You always give a choking victim the Slimelich Maneuver, first! And if that doesn’t work, you walk away and pretend like you never saw them before. (walks behind the clam) Like this! Ready, clam?

(grabs the clam, tries to lift it, sprains his back, and screams in pain)

Patrick: Well, SpongeBob, I think I might go catch a movie.

SpongeBob: Hey, what about the clam?

Patrick: What clam? I’ve never seen that clam before in my life.

SpongeBob: But if…

(the clam spits out a pearl)

SpongeBob: Patrick, the clam had a baby!

Patrick: That’s not a baby, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Well, then, what could it be?

Patrick: I’ll give you a hint: what’s white, round, and comes out of clams?

SpongeBob: Their…eyes?

Patrick: No, silly! A volleyball!

SpongeBob: A baby volleyball!

(at Bikini Bottom Volley Ball Courts and Appraisal Center)

Harold: I got it! Ugh!

SpongeBob: Good idea coming here, Patrick.

Patrick: That’s my specialty.

SpongeBob: Having good ideas?

Patrick: No, being called Patrick.

SpongeBob: Maybe we should do some stretches, first.

Patrick: Good idea!

SpongeBob: Well, that’s my specialty.

Patrick: Having good ideas?

SpongeBob: Nope, doing some stretches first.

(appraisal clerk talking on phone)

Clerk: Yeah…no…I don’t know, the thing’s a hundred years old, how should I know? Yeah, alright, look, if you don’t want it… (sees SpongeBob’s pearl) (dreamily) Uh-huh…yeah…we’ll see…Huh, yeah. I’m…I’m…I’m still here. (hangs up)

SpongeBob: Hundred 38, Hundred 39,

Clerk: Gentlemen.

SpongeBob: Hello.

Clerk: I couldn’t help noticing what a lovely ball that is.

SpongeBob: Oh, really?

Clerk: Yes. I’d sure like to get a closer look.

SpongeBob: We don’t mind, do we Patrick?

Patrick: Well, just don’t take too long. We were just about to start playing with it.

Clerk: Oh, it uh…it won’t take long at all. (picks up pearl) Ooh, it’s heavier than I imagined. And, uh, shinier, too. Where’d you find it?

SpongeBob: We found it deep in Jellyfish Fields.

Clerk: Really? What was it doing there?

SpongeBob: Choking a clam.

Clerk: Well, um…ahem…what would you say if I were to offer you a small fortune in exchange for your shiny ball?

Patrick: What do you mean, ‘small fortune?’

(hundreds of trucks bring cash to SpongeBob’s house while SpongeBob and Patrick eat Kelp Jerky)

SpongeBob: Whoa. How many more trucks do you think there’ll be, Patrick?

Patrick: Huh? Oh, I don’t know. I am getting kinda hungry, though. I’ll catch up with you later, SpongeBob.

(last truck leaves)

SpongeBob: Well, that looked like the last of them.

Patrick: The last of what?

SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Patrick.

Patrick: So, did you figure out what you’re gonna do with this fat stack of cabbage, yet?

SpongeBob: Yup…I mean, nope.

Patrick: Well, my dad always told me: when you have money, you need to do more than just spend it. You need to have a plan.

SpongeBob: Wow, your dad really told you that?

Patrick: Well, what he said was, ‘How many times do I have to tell you not to stand there?’ But I knew what he meant.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, I know a good place to go when you don’t know what to buy.

Patrick: You do?

SpongeBob: The mall!

(SpongeBob and Patrick go to the mall)

Both: Whoo!

(SpongeBob throws a baseball glove at Patrick)

Both: Touchdown!

(they go look at baby clams)

Both: Aw!

(two bite at SpongeBob’s eyelids)

SpongeBob: Patrick, where’d you go?

(Patrick pulls off the clams)

SpongeBob: Oh, there you are.

(they then go to listen to headphones. SpongeBob’s headphones work, but Patrick’s don’t play any music. He pulls at the cord without realizing that both their headphones are connected, and pulls off the top of SpongeBob’s head, revealing his brain. Patrick puts it back on, and SpongeBob puts his hand on Patrick’s sholder)

(they head home)

SpongeBob: Patrick, that was the best shopping day ever!

(the money is reduced than before)

Patrick: You can say that again!

SpongeBob: Best shopping day ever! Patrick, I got an idea!

Patrick: Really?

SpongeBob: Let’s go shopping again! And this time, buy stuff!

(they head home from the mall with shopping carts and money sticking out of their clothes)

SpongeBob: Oh, wasn’t that incredible, Patrick? I mean, with all this money, we could’ve bought anything in the whole world!

Patrick: Yup!

SpongeBob: So tell me, what’d you buy?

Patrick: A lifetime supply of strawberry gum!

SpongeBob: Hey, me, too! And to think we barely even put a dent in my fortune!

Narrator: The following Thursday.

(at an ice cream stall)

SpongeBob: Two, please: one for me and one for my best friend, Patrick.

Vendor: I didn’t really ask who they were for.

SpongeBob: Thanks. (gives him a wad of bills) There you go.

Vendor: It was only fifty-nine cents for the ice cream.

SpongeBob: Oh, that’s okay. I kinda have more money than I know what to do with right now.

Vendor: Looks like my ex-wife was wrong. I am in the right line of work!

Bill: Uh, triple-gooberry sundae, please. Extra nuts.

Vendor: Sure. That’s gonna be $2.98.

Bill: Uh…hey Bert, you got like eight cents I can borrow?

Bert: Yeah, let me check…no, I don’t, Bill, Sorry.

Bill: You know, why is it I always have money when you need to borrow it?

Bert: Well, I don’t know what to say…I…

SpongeBob: Are you gentlemen low on funds? Let me help. (gives wad to Bill) Here you go.

Bill: Whoa. Uh, t-that’s okay, I just need eight cents.

SpongeBob: That’s okay, I already got my ice cream. See?

Bill: Okay, um…thanks.

SpongeBob: Sure thing. Do you need some, too, Bert?

Bert: Okay!

Random fish: Excuse me, can I have some, too?

SpongeBob: Oh, you wanna buy some ice cream?

Fish: No, I’m allergic. But, I’ll be you’re best friend.

SpongeBob: It’s a deal!

Bill: Hey, I think I can hang out with this guy for a while.

Bert: Me, too!

Fish: Me, too!

Vendor: Me, three!

(crowd leaves with SpongeBob)

Patrick: Ice cream?

(Patrick knocks on SpongeBob’s new mansion)

Butler: Hmm…yes?

Patrick: Uh…I’m here to see SpongeBob.

Butler: And are you on the guest list, sir?

Patrick: Well, I don’t think so. Normally, I…

Butler: Well, then, I’m afraid I can’t let you in, sir. Good day, sir.

Patrick: Good day. Uh, your shoe’s untied.

Butler: Hmm, right-o, it is. (Patrick walks inside) Thank you, sir. (Notices that Patrick is gone)

Bert: And so, he was like, do you wanna buy some ice cream? Ha ha, ice cream! Can you imagine?

Bill: Ha ha, yeah. Ah, I love that story!

Patrick: Uh, hey guys. Have you seen SpongeBob around?

Bert: Eh…is that guy talking to us?

Bill: Just don’t move. Or breathe. He might go away.

Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob!

Peterson: Hey, pal, watch it. I can buy and sell you!

SpongeBob: And I said, go ahead, let’s do it right now! I got too much hair, anyways.

(crowd laughs)

Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: That’s my name, don’t wear it out.

Patrick: SpongeBob, I gotta tell you something I think you should know: your house is full of strangers!

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, these aren’t strangers. These are 497 of my closest friends. Right everybody? (crowd cheers) That's right!

(SpongeBob throws cash in the air and the crowd cheers and grabs for it)

SpongeBob: Patrick, do you hear that? That is the sound of love.

Patrick: SpongeBob, if you keep throwing your money away like that, you won’t have any left to…

Mr. Krabs: Excuse me sir, is this man giving you trouble?

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Like I was saying…

Patrick: But…

Mr. Krabs: We don’t want any trouble, now just keep moving. (Throws Patrick on the sidewalk)

Teenage fish: Dude, how do you get in there?

(cuts to SpongeBob with no money at his pants)

SpongeBob: And I told him, it’s not that I mind the macaroni, what I mind is…

Mr. Krabs: Sorry about that, SpongeBob. Won’t happen again.

SpongeBob: No matter, he’s simply jealous of my glamorous new lifestyle.

Mr. Krabs: Say, that reminds me…can I have some money?

SpongeBob: Why certainly. I always remember to you get the money. Here's your money, Mr. Krabs. (Opens pocket to find it empty. He gasps. The crowd gasps and SpongeBob rushes around the house searching for money. He eventually searches his safe which is empty) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well everyone I hate to break this to everybody but...(Everybody is gone. SpongeBob falls and Mr. Krabs is furious and walks by)

Mr. Krabs: (Furiously) Don’t be late for work tomorrow, boy.

(Cut to Patrick’s rock. Patrick is relaxing beside the rock as SpongeBob comes)

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Oh, hey SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Whatcha doing?

Patrick: Oh, the same thing us sea stars are usually doing, I guess. Laying up against a rock.

SpongeBob: Patrick, I was wrong.

Patrick: About what?

SpongeBob: The money, and about those people being my friends.

Patrick: There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob. There just either ‘is’ or there ‘isn’t.’

SpongeBob: Patrick, if having a bunch of money makes me forget that you’re my best friend, then I don’t want anymore money, ever again.

Patrick: Well, why didn’t you say so, Buddy? I’ve been waiting for someone to go break in my new volleyball with!

SpongeBob: You got another new volleyball?

Patrick: Yup, I found it!

SpongeBob: Found it? Where?

Patrick: Inside the Bikini Bottom Diamond Mine! (Shows a large, glowing diamond to SpongeBob)

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Sweet and Sour Squid (Episode)

2012-03-02T02:29:08Z

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'''Sweet and Sour Squid''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] (cameo)
*[[Mrs. Puff]] (cameo)
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]] (cameo)
*[[Lifeguard]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Police]]

==Places==
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Goo Lagoon]]

==Summary==
Plankton attempts to strike up a friendship with Squidward and pretends to like his music in order to get the Krabby Patty recipe. Squidward initially dismisses him, thinking that Plankton is trying to get him to eat at the Chum Bucket, but when Plankton compliments his music skills which in reality are far from good, Squidward agrees to be friends with Plankton. They both play the clarinet around the city, but as Squidward has no talent, the people of Bikini Bottom get disturbed and begin to riot when they hear his music. Eventually Plankton begins to question Squidward about the Krabby Patty Recipe, but he soon learns that Squidward knows nothing about the recipe and is now intending to quit his job at the Krusty Krab and become a famous musician. Plankton's earplugs that he uses to not be able to hear Squidward's bad music skills, falls off and so when Squidward begins to play again, Plankton ends their friendship and swipes the clarinet and runs off with it, with Squidward in pursuit. Squidward and SpongeBob chase Plankton for the clarinet, but Plankton ends up being arrested by police officers, for the music disturbance that Squidward caused earlier, as Plankton is the only one with an instrument- he is blamed for Squidward's actions. Plankton is taken away to prison and the police car runs over and crushes Squidward's clarinet to his sadness.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Squidward does not know much about the recipe, which may explain his bad skills at cooking Krabby Patties in episodes such as [[Hooky (Episode)|Hooky]], [[The Algae's Always Greener (Episode)|The Algae's Always Greener]] and [[Pickles (Episode)|Pickles]] ([[Breath of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] doesn't count since he may not care much about the recipe anyway).
*There are obvious connection between the song, "Pinball Wizard" and the song [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] and Squidward sing in this episode.
*There is a game called '''Door Slam'''.
*Plankton wears ear plugs when ever [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] plays his music, but Squidward doesn't seem to notice.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Sweet and Sour Squidward|Transcript for Sweet and Sour Squidward]]

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Clarinet

2012-03-02T02:19:37Z

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[[Image:Klarilein.jpg|137px|thumb|right|Squidward and Clarry]]
[[Image:Holzklarinette.jpg|thumb|right|The OTHER Clarinet from [[Christmas Who?]]]]
'''The Clarinet''', also known as ''Clarry'', is one of the only friends of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and it lives with Squidward. Squidward affectionately calls it "Clarry" sometimes. He performs frequently with her although it sounds dreadful and affects the people of [[Bikini Bottom]] in many ways. He has performed live many times and the critics were not happy with Squidward and his clarinet. On a rare occasion, Squidward plays the clarinet quite well which is great. Squidward’s ancestor, [[Squidly]] also has the same clarinet... The only time that Squidward and the clarinet played in a royal audience was in a dream in [[Sleepy Time]], which still ended up bad. The clarinet looks good, although it needs a better player to use its talent effectively.

===Sound===
Clarry often has bad sound and one minor reason why was revealed in the episode: [[Best Day Ever]], where its reed was too old, that even SpongeBob's tooth worked well. Also, Gary played the clarinet in the episode: [[The Paper]]. SpongeBob attemped to play the clarinet just as badly as Squidward in [[Opposite Day]]. Clarry also first appeared in the episode: [[Bubblestand]].

===The Wooden Clarinet===
As seen in the [[Christmas Who?]] [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] makes a wooden clarinet for Squidward, which on the bottom of it has a button which says "push". Squidward pushes the button and through three holes, three wooden figurines start to come out that look like Squidward with his clarinet, and there is a tune that also sounds with it. On the side of the clarinet there is a carved out name "Squidward". Squidward was honored by this and he showed full respect to SpongeBob for the rest of the episode. It seemed that the clarinet was hard to make because it's handmade in drift wood. It plays Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

===Destroyed Times===
Clarry has been broken many of times. These episodes were the times when Clarry was broken.
* '''[[Jellyfish Jam]]:''' The [[Jellyfish]] rip the clarinet in half and dance around it when it's on fire.
* '''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]:''' Squidward's House became destroyed by falling over; the Clarinet was smashed by a painting.
* '''[[Squidtastic Voyage]]:''' Squidward swallows the clarinet's reed, and SpongeBob must go inside Squidward's body.
* '''[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick destroy [[Squidward's House]], thus destroying all items in the room, including Clarry.
* '''[[Sleepy Time]]''': Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles (Squidward in his dream) breaks his clarinet in half because he's angry at SpongeBob talking to the King (this is debatable because it is a dream).
* '''[[Sandy's Rocket]]''': SpongeBob and Patrick shook all over Squidward's House, thus destroying all objects in the house.
*'''[[Best Day Ever]]''': Squidward breaks his reed for an unknown reason.
*'''[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]''': A mob of fans break it into pieces after a fan steals it from Squidward.
*'''[[Sweet and Sour Squid]]''': Plankton befriends Squidward by pretending to like his music skills which are far from good so that he can trick him into revealing the formula. However Plankton soon learns that Squidward doesn't know the formula and is now intending to become a famous musician. Plankton's earplugs come off and so he grabs Squidward's clarinet and runs off with Squidward pursuing him, but however police officers arrest Plankton, because of the music disturbance of the city, that Squidward caused by his poor music skills, and because Plankton is the only one with an instrument. As Plankton is taken away to jail, the clarinet is dropped in the path of the police car wheels and it gets crushed, when the police car drives off, leaving Squidward saddened.

==='''Trivia'''===
*In Not Again!, it is revealed that Clarry and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squid]] have matching pajamas which is weird, considering Clarry is nocturnal(Hide And Then What Happens?[episode]).
*In The Official Uniform(episode), it is revealed that Clarry can talk.
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Clarinet

2012-03-02T02:19:20Z

Anonymous: /* Destroyed Times */

[[Image:Klarilein.jpg|137px|thumb|right|Squidward and Clarry]]
[[Image:Holzklarinette.jpg|thumb|right|The OTHER Clarinet from [[Christmas Who?]]]]
'''The Clarinet''', also known as ''Clarry'', is one of the only friends of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and it lives with Squidward. Squidward affectionately calls it "Clarry" sometimes. He performs frequently with her although it sounds dreadful and affects the people of [[Bikini Bottom]] in many ways. He has performed live many times and the critics were not happy with Squidward and his clarinet. On a rare occasion, Squidward plays the clarinet quite well which is great. Squidward’s ancestor, [[Squidly]] also has the same clarinet... The only time that Squidward and the clarinet played in a royal audience was in a dream in [[Sleepy Time]], which still ended up bad. The clarinet looks good, although it needs a better player to use its talent effectively.

===Sound===
Clarry often has bad sound and one minor reason why was revealed in the episode: [[Best Day Ever]], where its reed was too old, that even SpongeBob's tooth worked well. Also, Gary played the clarinet in the episode: [[The Paper]]. SpongeBob attemped to play the clarinet just as badly as Squidward in [[Opposite Day]]. Clarry also first appeared in the episode: [[Bubblestand]].

===The Wooden Clarinet===
As seen in the [[Christmas Who?]] [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] makes a wooden clarinet for Squidward, which on the bottom of it has a button which says "push". Squidward pushes the button and through three holes, three wooden figurines start to come out that look like Squidward with his clarinet, and there is a tune that also sounds with it. On the side of the clarinet there is a carved out name "Squidward". Squidward was honored by this and he showed full respect to SpongeBob for the rest of the episode. It seemed that the clarinet was hard to make because it's handmade in drift wood. It plays Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

===Destroyed Times===
Clarry has been broken many of times. These episodes were the times when Clarry was broken.
* '''[[Jellyfish Jam]]:''' The [[Jellyfish]] rip the clarinet in half and dance around it when it's on fire.
* '''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]:''' Squidward's House became destroyed by falling over; the Clarinet was smashed by a painting.
* '''[[Squidtastic Voyage]]:''' Squidward swallows the clarinet's reed, and SpongeBob must go inside Squidward's body.
* '''[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick destroy [[Squidward's House]], thus destroying all items in the room, including Clarry.
* '''[[Sleepy Time]]''': Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles (Squidward in his dream) breaks his clarinet in half because he's angry at SpongeBob talking to the King (this is debatable because it is a dream).
* '''[[Sandy's Rocket]]''': SpongeBob and Patrick shook all over Squidward's House, thus destroying all objects in the house.
*'''[[Best Day Ever]]''': Squidward breaks his reed for an unknown reason.
*'''[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]''': A mob of fans break it into pieces after a fan steals it from Squidward.
*'''[Sweet and Sour Squid]]''': Plankton befriends Squidward by pretending to like his music skills which are far from good so that he can trick him into revealing the formula. However Plankton soon learns that Squidward doesn't know the formula and is now intending to become a famous musician. Plankton's earplugs come off and so he grabs Squidward's clarinet and runs off with Squidward pursuing him, but however police officers arrest Plankton, because of the music disturbance of the city, that Squidward caused by his poor music skills, and because Plankton is the only one with an instrument. As Plankton is taken away to jail, the clarinet is dropped in the path of the police car wheels and it gets crushed, when the police car drives off, leaving Squidward saddened.

==='''Trivia'''===
*In Not Again!, it is revealed that Clarry and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squid]] have matching pajamas which is weird, considering Clarry is nocturnal(Hide And Then What Happens?[episode]).
*In The Official Uniform(episode), it is revealed that Clarry can talk.
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Episode Transcript: Giant Squidward

2012-03-02T02:14:05Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Peterson]]

==Dialogue==
(Squidward is sleeping at his house, then his alarm wakes him up. He then gets on his four slippers and gets out of bed. Scene cuts to him walking in front of a mirror. He pulls up his shirt by his collar, then licks his finger and rubs his eyebrows)

'''Squidward''': Squidward, my man, you are perfect! (Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted) Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. (Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside)

'''Patrick''': They're pretty.

'''Squidward''': (screams) Patrick?

'''SpongeBob''': And SpongeBob!

'''Squidward''': What are you two doing here?

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden. (Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp)

'''Squidward''': Stop eating my kelp!!

'''Patrick''': Okay, Okay, geez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.

'''Squidward''': Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?

'''Patrick''': Hmmmmmmm... Yeah.

'''Squidward''': Then have some more. (Squidward sprays the chocolate ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs) Still want that ice cream?

'''Patrick''': Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam. (both start licking it)

'''Squidward''': Are you done yet?

'''Patrick''': (after eating all of it) All done.

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. (Patrick takes Squidward's bottle and gives it to SpongeBob)

'''Patrick''': Here you go SpongeBob.

'''Squidward''': Hey!

'''SpongeBob''': Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. (SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger) Huh, nice and roomy. (SpongeBob hands the bottle to Patrick)

'''Patrick''': Do you want your grow juice back?

'''Squidward''': Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.

'''Patrick''': Okay.

'''Squidward''': Give me that!

'''Patrick''': But you said you didn't want it.

'''Squidward''': Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds.

'''SpongeBob''': That's a great idea Squidward!

'''Patrick''': Yeah, I'll go first. (Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger)

'''Squidward''': (screams) What did you do?

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Ooh!

'''Patrick''': Quite an improvement, don't you think?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!

'''Patrick''': Yay! (they run off)

'''Squidward''': Hey, get back here, (chases after them) and fix my nose! (SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary)

'''SpongeBob''': Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.

'''Gary''': Meow. (goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger)

'''SpongeBob''': There, now you have plenty of space. (they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell)

'''Gary''': Meow.

'''Squidward''': Aha, they went this way.

'''Gary''': Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.

'''Squidward''': Oh, tell me about it. (walks off)

'''Gary''': Meow. (tries to move, but is really hard with a big shell. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock)

'''SpongeBob''': There he is. (talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air)

'''Patrick''': Get ready.

'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick! (Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs) There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". (cuts to scene of live people laughing and booing somebody off the stage. Now talking to Patrick) Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.

'''Patrick''': You're a saint SpongeBob! A saint!

'''SpongeBob''': I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!

'''Patrick''': Oh, I got one! You know that thing?

'''SpongeBob''': Um, right, that thing that we did that day.

'''Patrick''': No, the other one. (both think, then Squidward walks on screen)

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob. (pants) Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!

'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure?

'''Patrick''': Yeah, you'd be ugly again.

'''Squidward''': Yes, I'm sure!

'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, how to fix his nose?

'''Patrick''': What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.

'''SpongeBob''':(turns bottle upside down) Patrick, that's brilliant!

'''Squidward''': No wait, don't. (they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it just becomes bigger)

'''SpongeBob''': That didn't work.

'''Patrick''': Try it again.

'''SpongeBob''': I think I'll just even him out. First, a bigger head. (SpongeBob sprays his head)

'''Patrick''': Well now his body is too small.

'''SpongeBob''': Right, too small. (SpongeBob sprays it, and his body becomes fatter)

'''Patrick''': Arm's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays his arm) Leg's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays it) Other arm. (SpongeBob sprays it) Feet too small. (SpongeBob sprays it) Teeth. (SpongeBob sprays it and his teeth become sticking out of his mouth) Belly button. (SpongeBob sprays it and his belly button gets plump. Patrick blows a kiss) Perfect! (Squidward looks ugly)

'''Squidward''': I look horrible! (Squidward inks)

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Eww! (they cough) He inked!

'''Squidward''': Well pardon my anatomy. (Squidward gets even bigger) What's happening?

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': All right! (Squidward is really big)

'''Squidward''': What did you do to me?!

'''Patrick''': I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!

'''SpongeBob''': And a giant.

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': A giant monster!

Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! (picks up SpongeBob and Patrick) What will I do now?

'''SpongeBob''': That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!

'''Patrick''': Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!

'''SpongeBob''': And we run around and scream like crazy! (they run away from Squidward)

'''Squidward''': (angrily yelling) '''''SpongeBob, come back here!'''''

'''SpongeBob''': (screams) This is really fun.

'''Patrick''': (screams) I know. We should do this... (screams) ...more often. (they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them)

'''Nancy''': (screams) A monster! (gets on the back of her kid, and he runs really fast)

'''All''': Monster!

'''Medieval Fish''': Monster!

'''Fish 1''': Huh? (takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick)

'''SpongeBob''': You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along.

'''Squidward''': What the?

'''Cora''': Kick him!

'''Fish 2''': Let's get him and make back bacon!

'''Lifefish''': Rip out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls.

'''Medieval Kid''': Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. (Sadie and Tina's torches burn out)

'''Lifefish''': Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.

'''Patrick''': Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.

'''SpongeBob''': Even though you really wanted to.

'''Squidward''': Do'w, Be quiet, you moron!! (all gasp)

'''Nazz''': He hurt the little ones feelings.

'''Shubie''': Why, that's not very nice at all.

'''Lifefish''': Take him down boys! (all yelling)

'''Squidward''': Ow! (they then set up a giant rake. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down. The lifefish comes in with a big stick of lipstick)

'''Lifefish''': This outta fix him! (Squidward now has lipstick on)

'''Squidward''': Okay, Okay, I'm nice. (zooms out revealing that Squidward is tied up) Now will you leave me alone?

'''Sadie''': Oh yeah, then prove it!

'''Lifefish''': Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...

'''Nazz''': Compliment me on my new hairdo?

Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.

'''Nazz''': (laughs) Thank you.

'''Camp Counselor''': Let the junior guppies camp out under your toe nails? (all snoring)

'''Skier''': Take me to the top of mount humongous? (Squidward does it)

'''Farmer''': Blow on my old windmill? (Squidward does it)

'''Kid''': Do my homework?

'''Peterson''': Dust my attic?

'''Camp Scout''': Feed my snail?

'''Shubie''': Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.

'''Harold''': He taught my grandma how to read!

'''Lifefish''': He helped me start my own blimp ride company. (the blimp is really Squidward's nose)

'''Peterson''': He helped me build a... a... (sneezes)

'''All''': Ahem?

'''Squidward''': What?

'''Evelyn''': He didn't say bless you.

'''Lifefish''': Get him! (Squidward runs away)

'''Shubie''': Where'd he go?

'''Lifefish''': Is that him over there?

'''Squidward''': Uhh, I'm a lamp post.

'''Lifefish''': Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! (They rush away as Squidward tiptoes away. Later Squidward sees that his house has been turned into a makeshift bear trap; he touches his house and barely avoids being hit by the claws of the bear trap)

'''Squidward''': Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. (cuts to Squidward on a mountain) And this is your new bed. (lays down) Good night, old life. (cries) I'll miss you.

'''SpongeBob''': Good night, Squidward.

'''Squidward''': Where are you?

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick and I are having a sleep over, in your belly button.

'''Squidward''': What the? (Squidward picks them out) Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! (starts crying, and one of the tears fall on SpongeBob and Patrick, and they are traveling down it)

'''SpongeBob''': Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.

'''Patrick''': So?

'''SpongeBob''': We shall do him another. (cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something) We did it Patrick. (they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward")

'''Squidward''': What the?

'''SpongeBob''': Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. (Squidward opens it)

'''Squidward''': A giant clarinet? (SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps) And it sounds divine! (as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size) Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (cries, then the clarinet crushes him. SpongeBob and Patrick then pull him out) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs) Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously) What? (cuts to where Squidward's kelp garden is) You cut it down?!

'''SpongeBob''': We used your kelp to make a kelp mache clarinet. (Squidward gets angry, then begins to chase SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again believing they are playing the "game" from earlier, as Squidward furiously chases them in the distance)

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Le Spatula

2012-03-02T01:54:29Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia/Goofs */

[[Image:Lepfannenwender.jpg|thumb|right|Le Spatula.]]
'''Le Spatula''' is a high tech, overpriced spatula that SpongeBob bought while [[Spat]] was in the hospital. As a stereotypical, snooty, "French" high-end piece of equipment, "Le Spatula" is extremely vain and refuses to work as SpongeBob's spatula, running away from SpongeBob the first time he used it.

=== Looks ===
Le Spatula has an end like any other spatula but has a big round tech object that is barrel shaped. It has a dozen more flipping objects and also has the ability to talk (in a French accent). [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] gave great liking to Le Spatula.
He's only appeared in the episode [[All that Glitters (Episode)|All that Giltters]].

== Quotes ==
*'' Le Spatula 2000, At your Service.
-"Friends with you? Ha ha! We are not even in the same social class."

==Trivia/Goofs==
*He was voiced by [[Dee Bradley Baker]]
*He spits on Spongebob.
*How can he spit on [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] if he's a robot?
*SpongeBob briefly named him Spat like his other spatula.

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Episode Transcript: Band Geeks

2012-02-27T22:34:37Z

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Episode Article: [[Band Geeks]]

==Characters==

*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Frank (Cameo Character)]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)

'''Doctor Gill Gilliam:''' Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the
premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) 

'''Squidward:''' Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) 

'''Squilliam(in left side of a split screen):''' Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? 

'''Squidward(on right side of split screen):''' (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! 

'''Squilliam:''' (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. 

'''Squidward:''' Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? 

'''Squilliam:''' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next
week. 

'''Squidward:''' (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... 

'''Squilliam:''' That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I
was hoping you and your band could cover for us. 

'''Squidward:''' (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… 

'''Squilliam:''' I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. 

'''Squidward:''' '''''HOLD IT!''''' It just '''''so''''' happens that I '''''don't''''' sell fast food, I '''''do''''' have a
band, and we're going to play that '''''Bubble Bowl!''''' How do you like '''''that,''''' Fancy'''''boy?!''''' 

'''Squilliam:''' Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) 

'''Squidward:''' I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)

'''Sandy:''' Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?

'''Plankton:''' Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. 

'''Mrs. Puff:''' And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Not to mention free refreshments. 

'''Larry:''' Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) 

'''Squidward:''' Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more
band humor. 

[ALL CHATTERING] 

'''Squidward:''' People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? 

'''Plankton:''' Do instruments of torture count? 

'''Squidward:''' No. 

'''Patrick''': Is mayonnaise an instrument? 

'''Squidward:''' No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an
instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough
talent for ''all'' of you. (laughs) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' When do we get the free food? 

'''Squidward:''' Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the
wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene)
Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. 

'''SpongeBob''': Is this the part where we start kicking? 

'''Squidward:''' No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. 

'''Patrick''': Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) 

'''Sandy:''' Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) 

[PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] 

'''Patrick''': Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone stick goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) 

'''Narrator:''' Day two. (band walking down a street playing) 

'''Squidward:''' Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn.
Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) 

'''Narrator:''' Day three. 

'''Squidward:''' How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?

'''Plankton:''' It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}

'''Narrator:''' Day four.

'''Squidward:''' Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began…
(Patrick chews on a trumpet) …''but'' I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? 

'''Plankton:''' (loudly) '''''CORRECT!!''''' 

'''Squidward:''' So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two,
three, four! (windows break and Squidward's face is deformed when they make a piercing noise with their instruments) Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. 

'''Harold:''' Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so ''bad'' if '''''some''''' people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What did you say, '''''punk?!''''' 

'''Harold:''' '''''BIG''''', '''''MEATY''''' '''''CLAWS!''''' 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. 

'''Harold:''' Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! 

'''SpongeBob''': No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off''. 

'''Nancy:''' '''''Oh ho,''''' so now the talking ''cheese'' is going to preach to us. 

[ALL ARGUING]

'''Squidward:''' Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people!
(everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets. Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone and he runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, and Sandy chases Patrick and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) 

'''Fred:''' Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door where Squidward slams them open) 

'''Squidward:''' Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size
pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow.
I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. 

'''Patrick''': You're welcome. 

'''SpongeBob''': What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him.
Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

'''Evelyn:''' A firemen. 

'''SpongeBob''': And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? 

'''Larry:''' Some guy in an ambulance. 

'''SpongeBob''': Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure
that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. 

'''Harold:''' Yeah, for the fireman! 

'''All:''' Hooray! 

'''SpongeBob''': Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. 

(At Bubble Bowl) 

'''Squidward:''' I ''knew'' this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope
that… (sees Squilliam) …'''''SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH!''''' What are you doing here? 

Squilliam:''' (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? 
'''
'''Squidward:''' Um, they couldn't come. They…died. 

'''Squilliam:''' Then who's that? 

'''Squidward:''' '''''AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!''''' 

'''SpongeBob''': We're ready to perform, Squidward. 

'''Squilliam:''' Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) 

'''Squidward:''' That's his…''eager face''. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) 

'''Squidward:''' Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. 

'''SpongeBob''': That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) 

'''Football Announcer:''' Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) 

'''Patrick''': These are some ugly looking fish. 

'''SpongeBob''': Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I think I'm gonna be sick. 

'''Squidward:''' (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...

(Several band members play trumpets for a short time)
('''Music:''' "Sweet Victory")
(SpongeBob begins singing)

[SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.
And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.

(Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

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The Curse of the Hex (Episode)

2012-02-27T22:30:46Z

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'''The Curse of the Hex''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Madame Hag]]
*[[Golden Eel]]

===Places===
*[[The Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*Madame Hag's House
*Cave

==Plot==
When the Krusty Krab closes for the night, an old hag comes in to order food anyway to Squidward's dismay. She asks for a Krabby Patty, but she doesn't have any money and only has a pocket of shells. She begs back and forth for the Krabby Patty from Mr. Krabs and Squidward until SpongeBob tells her something and she leaves angrily. That night, SpongeBob claims to be locking up for home, but in reality he goes behind the Krusty Krab with two Krabby Patties, to the Hag hiding behind the dumpster. SpongeBob attempts to give her the Krabby Patties, but Mr. Krabs finds out and comes for the patties, before she can take them. Mr. Krabs then takes back the patties, and the furious Hag curses the Krusty Krab. The next morning, despite Mr. Krabs trying to claim there is no such thing as curses, no customers come to the Krusty Krab and eventually when attempting to cook Krabby Patties, fire is set to the building and burns up Mr. Krabs' money leaving Mr. Krabs to think the curse is real. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs then go to the Hag's lair where she refuses to lift the curse until Mr. Krabs uses a method of begging. She agrees to lift the curse only if they accomplish a quest to steal a gold coin from a golden eel. They successfully take the coin from the eel in its lair and give it to the Hag where she uses the coin to clean her laundry. They go back to the Krusty Krab, where it turns out she really didn't curse the Krusty Krab but instead put a CLOSED sign in front of it claiming that she wouldn't waste a good spell on a person like Mr. Krabs. Immediately when removing the sign, the Krusty Krab's parking lot fills with customers.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Kristen Wiig guest stars as [[Madame Hag]].
*This episode was on the DVD "[[Legends of Bikini Bottom (DVD)|Legends of Bikini Bottom]]" before it aired.
*Despite being advertised to air during [[Legends of Bikini Bottom]], it premiered on June 11, 2011. The last episode of 7th season.
*If the curse on the Krusty Krab is just a closed sign, why would those bad things happen?
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Episode Transcript: Krab Borg

2012-02-22T00:03:23Z

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Episode Article: [[Krab Borg]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sherm SquarePants]] (first metioned)

==Dialogue==

TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of "Night of the Robot." (TV shows a guy running from a bot. SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn) 

SpongeBob: Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on. 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? Scary movies don't always freak me out. (scene cuts to SpongeBob
lying in his bed, whimpering and shivering) What if Mom is a robot? What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? What if Gary is a
robot? Gary? (Gary is sleeping) Psst, Gary? Gere-Bear? (pokes Gary's eye, causing him to wake up) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night's sleep. (goes to sleep. Dreams about running
from the robot from the movie earlier. Scene cuts to the next day at the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob in the kitchen,
panting) Robot! Oh my gosh! (robot turns out to be a sack of potatoes, a dust pan and broom, and a bucket) Huh? (chuckles
nervously) 

Mr. Krabs: How about a little music to count me money to? (turns on the radio that is next to him) 

Radio DJ: And now for the #1 song in Bikini Bottom: "Electric Zoo." (techno beat is heard) 

Mr. Krabs: Hey, that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah, that's not bad. I love this young people's
music. (scene cuts to kitchen. A buzzer goes off) I surrender! Oh. 

Squidward: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob screams. His hat flies onto Squidward's nose) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? 

Squidward: (takes off the hat and puts it back on SpongeBob’s head) I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, I'm waiting for #17's order! 

SpongeBob: #17 -- (holds up a tray with food) Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Course. Sorry Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. I even asked Gary if he was a robot! Pretty
funny, huh? 

Squidward: (sarcastically) Hilarious. Just deliver the food. 

SpongeBob: (delivers the food to the customer) There you go! Enjoy your...say, you're not a robot, are you? 

Customer: No, I'm not. 

SpongeBob: Well, keep your eyes peeled. They're everywhere. Back to work! (walks by Mr. Krabs' office) 

Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged! 

SpongeBob: That sounds like Mr. Krabs. (peeks in the window) 

Mr. Krabs: Come on, little buddy, play it again. (shakes his radio) Please? One more time, for me. 

SpongeBob: That was strange. Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged". (laughs) If I didn't
know better, I'd say he was... (scene zooms in on SpongeBob) ...a robot. Nah. 

Mr. Krabs: (calls the radio station) Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. 

Radio DJ: Hmmm...which one, man? 

Mr. Krabs: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."

Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop." 

Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo, boo-boo-bop? Bee-boo-boo-bop? Boo-boo-bee-bop? Not "bee-boo-boo-beep"? Bop? Beep?! Boo-boo-bop!
(SpongeBob screams) 

SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... (scene zooms in on
him) ...a robot? Nah. (peeks into the window again and sees Mr. Krabs dancing on his desk. He jumps onto Squidward's arms)
Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! Mr. Krabs...talking to radio...beeping sounds...strange dancing... robot! 

Squidward: (picks up SpongeBob off his arms) That's great, SpongeBob. Why don't you work on this problem back in the
kitchen? (throws him in the kitchen but SpongeBob reappears beside him. Squidward is confused and looks around for how he
did it) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward! Mr. Krabs is a robot. And I can prove it, too. 

Squidward: How did you...? 

SpongeBob: Let's see, in the movie the robot's didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter) What is it, boy? 

SpongeBob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. 

Mr. Krabs: Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious? 

Squidward: Umm...yeah, sure. 

Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad. 

SpongeBob: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Squidward? 

Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh...why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the
pirate movie? 

Mr. Krabs: Why? 

Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" (laughs but no one else is) Arr! Because it's...about...pirates. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Not even a chuckle. See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (scene zooms in on him) ...a robot. 

Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you... 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy?

SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries) 

Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work. 

SpongeBob: Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! 

SpongeBob: That's the final test, Squidward -- the love test. Robots can't love. 

Squidward: No, wait, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up to the counter again) What is it, SpongeBob?! 

SpongeBob: I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you! 

Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. 
SpongeBob: (gulps) Squidward? (Mr. Krabs is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working) 

Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! (takes out the batteries and looks at them) Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know! I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. (puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings sending Mr. Krabs to a pot of
boiling water) Me hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up a pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Papa. (takes the
gg out of the water with his tongs) Gotcha! And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? (sprinkles a little
salt on it) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: (breaks the eggs and spills salt in his eyes. He screams) Oh, my eyes! AHHH! 

SpongeBob: Mr... (Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob’s mouth) 

Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? 

SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. 

Squidward: Ok, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? (Mr. Krabs opens the office door, screaming in pain from
his red eyes, where the salt spilled. They see the red eyes, the tongs and the batteries in Mr. Krabs' pocket. SpongeBob & Squidward scream as Mr. Krabs runs into the bathroom, still screaming)
I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy. 

SpongeBob: (runs over to the phone) Hello, Operator? Get me the navy! 

Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! 

Squidward: Not the Navy! (over loudspeaker) Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
(everyone is silent) Our world! (all the customers run out screaming) What do we do now? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Hey, a nickel! 

Squidward: SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Sorry. 

Mr. Krabs: (walks out of the bathroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-
boo-bop.

Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how? 

SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. 

Squidward: They poop on the robot? 

SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information. 

Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop! (grabs the book 'How To Torture' and reads
it with SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs some rope while Squidward grabs a hammer and saw. SpongeBob grabs some old comedy
records. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob & Squidward enter) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hello boys. What can I do for you? (SpongeBob & Squidward lock the door) Heh, why did you lock the door?
Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and
everyone screaming can be heard) SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this? Untie me this instant! 
Squidward: Shut up! (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Mr. Krabs: Sweet [[Davy Jones]], what the heck is going on? 

Squidward: I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again) 

SpongeBob: I can't take it! (runs off, crying) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, are you okay? 

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch! 

Squidward: No, that's not Mr. Krabs. That's Robot Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair) 

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. 

Squidward: And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know. 

SpongeBob: Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first. 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)

Squidward: SpongeBob, let me handle this. (turns a light on Mr. Krabs) Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs. (Squid slaps him again) 

Squidward: We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! 

SpongeBob: This is one stubborn robot. 

Mr. Krabs: (yells) '''''WHAT?!''''' (his yelling knocks over the light) '''''YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!''''' 

Squidward: We don't think; we know. 

Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I AM MR. KRABS!! 

Squidward: (walks over to SpongeBob) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way. 

SpongeBob: I got an idea. (pokes Squidward's nose) Keep an eye on him, Squidward. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks.
(runs out and returns later) If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, maybe one of his little robot friends will.
(holds up a blender) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, that's a blender. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. He called it his "little buddy." 

Squidward: Oh really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob. 

Mr. Krabs: You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy. 

Squidward: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. (SpongeBob sets the blender on Mr. Krabs' desk. Squidward
holds up a bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No, wait! What are you gonna do to me blender? That cost me money. 

Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? (shot of the blender) Not talking, eh? (breaks the blender with the bat) 

Mr. Krabs: No! That cost me $24.95! 

SpongeBob: I guess it didn't know anything. 

Squidward: Go get the toaster. (SpongeBob gets the toaster then puts it on Mr. Krabs' desk) 

Mr. Krabs: No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50! (Squidward breaks the toaster. Then SpongeBob sets another blender on
the desk) $62.67! (Squidward breaks it with the bat smashes it. SpongeBob picks up a coffee maker) Fort...well, actually,
that one was a gift. (Squidward breaks it) No! (SpongeBob puts the cash register on the desk) 

SpongeBob: This is the last robot, Squidward. 

Mr. Krabs: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. (cries) No! 

Squidward: I thought you said robots can't cry. 
SpongeBob: I also said they couldn't love. 

Mr. Krabs: I loved it like it was me own. 

SpongeBob: Uh, at least he's not laughing. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, uhh, how did that movie of yours end? 

SpongeBob: The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Turns out there weren't any robots after all. It was just
their...imagination. (chuckles nervously then checks his watch) Hey, it's time to feed Gary. (runs out while Squidward
smiles at Mr. Krabs and sweeps) 

Mr. Krabs: (growls) '''''SQUIDWARD!!!!!'''''

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Episode Transcript: All That Glitters

2012-02-10T20:12:28Z

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Episode Article: [[All that Glitters]]

==Characters==
*[[Spat]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Replacement Doctor]]

==Dialogue==

(at the Krusty Krab)

Customer: One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hmph, no one's ordered the monster patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster patty.

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: (gasps) Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?

Squidward: Uhh, one monster Krabby Patty.

[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]: Monster Krabby Patty?

Customers: Monster Krabby Patty?

Customer: (in bathroom) Monster Krabby Patty?

(Hans' hands puts lots of krabby patty meat on the grill)

SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune.

Squidward: Oh, boy.

'''SpongeBob''': (puts his spatula under the meat) We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three. ([[Spat]] breaks in half) Spat?
SpongeBob: Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!!(SpongeBob shouts in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. First in Mr. Krabs, then Squidward, then customer, police, mother with baby, and himself. Scene cuts to SpongeBob at a therapist)

Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. (SpongeBob shouts more. Patrick joins in and cries with him. Scene cuts to an ambulance taking the spatula away)

Mr. Krabs: Well, we better get back to work.

'''SpongeBob''': Work? How can I go back to work without...without spat?!

Mr. Krabs: Use another spatula.

'''SpongeBob''': (close-up of his face, his eyes were hypnotized) What? There is only one spatula for me and this is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs off to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: made spat's head as friend sign, flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with gnspatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and defeat pirates with spatula)

[[Replacement Doctor]]: There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around) Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.

'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, doctor.

Replacement Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Whoo-hoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (gives a sigh of relief)

'''SpongeBob''': Muach... (gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace...hey! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)

Replacement Doctor: (in SpongeBob’s thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to... a replacement spatula. (SpongeBob reaches for the spatula but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees)

[[Fred|Employee]]: Uh-uh. No touchy touchy the le spatula. It's very very expensive.

'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry.

Employee: Of course, if you purchase this fine item, you may hold it.

'''SpongeBob''': I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)

Employee: Umm... (takes out a calculator and punches a bunch of numbers) ..no.

'''SpongeBob''': (breaks a piggy bank with a hammer) How about now?

Employee: No.

'''SpongeBob''': (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

'''SpongeBob''': (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

'''SpongeBob''': (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

'''SpongeBob''': (breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

'''SpongeBob''': (lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it) Now?

Employee: No.

'''SpongeBob''': (sells his house) That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?

Employee: Everything, huh? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.

Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (laughs)

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.

Mr. Krabs: What's all the lollygagging about?

Squidward: (still laughing) Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: This better be good. (walks into the kitchen)

'''SpongeBob''': soon everyone will know of your beauty.

Mr. Krabs: Alright, what's going on in...ooh...don't you have any shame, boy?

'''SpongeBob''': All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. Le Spatula! (shows Le Spatula)

Mr. Krabs: Le Spatula. What in blazes is that?

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma. (Le Spatula glows)

Mr. Krabs: Well, what can it do?

Squidward: Can it make me famous?

'''SpongeBob''': Anything you want and more. (pushes a button and the spatula spins)

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.

Mr. Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?

'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.

Mr. Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect you to make Krabby Patties twice as fast.

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs. In fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)

Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.

Mr. Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away with Squidward)

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all the spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)

Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?

Squidward: SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.

'''SpongeBob''': One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something wrong, pal?

[[Le Spatula]]: I would not dare touch such slop as how do you say Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!

'''SpongeBob''': But, but, I thought we were friends.

Le Spatula: Friends with you? Ha! We are not even in the same social class. (jumps out of SpongeBob’s arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)

'''SpongeBob''': Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. (runs into the fist of Le Spatula)

Le Spatula: What's this for something? Au revoir, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|peasants]]! Have fun laboring in your [[Spat|greasy spoon]]! Bweee! (gives raspberry and runs out)

Mr. Krabs: What happened?

'''SpongeBob''': Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Well, how are you gonna make Krabby Patties '''''WITHOUT A SPATULA?!'''''

'''SpongeBob''': I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool.

Mr. Krabs: I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.

'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.

Mr. Krabs: Go to him. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts to whine. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)

'''SpongeBob''': Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!! (cries)

Replacement Doctor: SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this.

'''SpongeBob''': I know. He's moved on to the bigger kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone.

Replacement Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'm so sorry. (whines more)

Replacement Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair)

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Spatula!! (runs into the infirmary) Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! (Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob) Spatula, what's wrong? (spatula shakes its head) But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. (whines again) I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? (whines and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene)

SpongeBob #2: All that glitters is not gold. (as SpongeBob is still throwing a fit and whining from hospital to [[Krusty Krab]], spatula wheels itself away)

(SpongeBob whines all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen) I'll never find another spatula like him, again. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.

Squidward: One monster Krabby Patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of meat on the grill)

'''SpongeBob''': Ok, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. (SpongeBob arms come off) Doh! (laughs)

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Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick

2012-02-05T17:36:28Z

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Episode Article: [[Sing a Song of Patrick]]

==Characters==
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Coach
*Angry Mob

==Dialogue==

(The first shot shows the whole town of Bikini Bottom. Pan in to show Patrick at a comic store, moved to tears by the comic, causing quite a ruckus.)

Patrick: Ah!!! No!!! No!!!

(He stops crying and starts cheering loudly.) 

Patrick: Yay!!! Ha Ha!!! Ha Ha!!! 

Fish #1: If only "Inaudible Lad" were here right now. 

Patrick: Oh. 

(He gobbles down the comic book.) 

Patrick: Nothing satisfies like a good story. 

(SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a pile of 20-40 comic books. But Patrick can't see SpongeBob.) 

SpongeBob: Are you ready to go, Patrick? 

Patrick: Ahh! Get back! I wasn't gonna eat all of you! 

SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! 

Patrick: Sponge-!!! 

(He is cut off by a loud belch. An advertisement from the comic book blows onto SpongeBob's face.) 

SpongeBob: What's this? 

Patrick: Whatever it is, it's mine! Unless I don't want it.

(He looks it over.) 

Patrick: Hmm... SpongeBob!!! What do all these words say? 

SpongeBob: It's an ad! (Reading) "Dear comic book reader..." 

Patrick: That's me!!! 

SpongeBob: ..."Have you ever thought about turning one of your poems into a hit song on the radio?"... 

Patrick: I've never thought about anything! 

SpongeBob: ..."Send in your poem and $100 and we'll make it a hit!" Can we go, now? My arms are getting tired. 

Patrick: I wanna send in my poem and everyone would love it, and I would be a star! 

SpongeBob: You can't always trust ads in comic books. Those X-Ray specs I ordered couldn't see through people's skin at all. Only their clothes. Plus, you don't have $100. 

(His wallet falls out of his back pants pocket, and he struggles to reach for it with his legs.) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, could you get my wallet? 

(Patrick picks it up.) 

Patrick: Hey, look, I just found $100! It's a sign that I should make my hit record! 

SpongeBob: Hey, that's my comic book money! 

Patrick: It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants! I've learned to trust signs like that. 

SpongeBob: (As Patrick walks away) Patrick! 

Comic Book Shopkeeper: Hey, you gonna pay for those comics? 

(SpongeBob's arms pop off from the weight of the comics.) 

SpongeBob: No.

(Cut outside where we see SpongeBob being kicked out of the "Near Mint Comic Books" store.) Can I have my arms back? 

(Cut to Patrick standing outside SpongeBob's pineapple house, talking to him.) 

Patrick: I wish not to be disturbed, SpongeBob. For I am about to erupt with masterpiece! 

SpongeBob: Good luck! 

(Patrick leaves and SpongeBob shuts the door. Then, the doorbell rings.) 

SpongeBob: Coming! 

(Patrick opens the door, crushing SpongeBob behind it.) 

Patrick: SpongeBob! Can I borrow a pencil, and a piece of paper, and a place to work?(cut to other room) SpongeBob, this pencil is broken. Why won't it make words!?

SpongeBob: You have to think of the words yourself.

Patrick: I think I wrote a poem once... (cut to flashback to a younger smiling Patrick) A poem by Patrick Star. Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom. (swallows paper)

Gym teacher: How many times do I have to tell ya, this is gym class?!(blows whistle. Young Patrick ducks as he gets pelted with Dodge balls)

Patrick: Dodge balls. (SpongeBob opens the door, walks in with what looks like a dodge ball)

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick!

Patrick: (screams) Don't hit me with that dodge ball! (light turns on, pan over to see SpongeBob holding Gary)

SpongeBob: Why would I hit you with a Dodge ball?

Patrick: I've never told anyone this, I wrote a poem once.

SpongeBob: (gasps) No!

Patrick: It gets worse, When I read it to the class, the pelted me with dodge Balls, just because we were playing dodge ball! Why! (cries, scary music plays, SpongeBob takes needle off record)

SpongeBob: You can play your records later, Gary. Is that why you've been having trouble writing?

Patrick: I'm afraid my poem's not gonna be any good and you'll pelt me with dodge balls.

SpongeBob: Oh, I don't even own a dodge ball, do you, Gary?

Gary: Meow.

Patrick: I'm going to write this poem, I'm even gonna use my brain!

SpongeBob: Good thinking, Pat. I'll open a window.

Patrick: (strains on his brain) Come on, work you stupid brain! Work! Work! (grunting, gears start turning inside his head) It's working (starts writing, smoke comes out of the window)

Squidward: Now what's going on? (nose shrivels up)What is that horrible smell? (SpongeBob walks outside) Is Patrick thinking again? (Patrick sticks head out window)

Patrick: I'm making art!!!

Squidward: Patrick, it smells like something crawled in your brain and died.

Patrick: That's the creative progress at work. (Squidward shuts window) Ready to go to the post office? (shows envelope full of something rotten and bad) I want to mail in my masterpiece.

Narrator: The next day...(cut to Bigshot records)

Singer #1: ... and that's why you're my cookie wooky teddy bear.(music stops)

Singer #2: I hate my life.

Singer #3: I hate your life, too.

Manager: People, we've got 17 more songs to finish this hour! The next one is "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star. (vomits a little, band member takes paper)

Singer #4: This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up.

Singer #1: Oh yeah? (eyeballs explode)

Manager: I don't care how awful his poem is; We spent his hundred bucks already!!!

Singer #1: C'mon guys, we're gonna do this if it kills us. And a one, and a two, and a... (cut to band's funeral. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Fish #1 are there.)

Fish #1: They wanted you to have this. (hands Patrick his song)

Patrick: My song!! Woot!! (Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Come on let's hear it.

Patrick: Oh I don't know. Can I trust that you won't throw dodgeballs at me?

SpongeBob: I see no dodgeballs here buddy, just an artist and his work.

Patrick: Yeah! And me! Now sit down and get comfortable. (SpongeBob sits down, Patrick pushes in giant amplifier)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick?

Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you ready to rock?!? Whoo! (Jumps from amplifier)

SpongeBob: Ahhh!

(Patrick lands next to SpongeBob, pushes button on remote, loud music starts)

SpongeBob: It's really loud!!!

Patrick: You want it louder? Okay!!

==Song:I Wrote This ==

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it "Fred"
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard,
so I use a pointy pencil
pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy, pointy, point.
P.U., what's that horrible smell

I have a head, it ends in a point
pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy, pointy, point

This song is over,
except for this line
You win this round, Broccoli

(house melts, amplifier falls on SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: That was AWSOME! So how was it, did you like it, or did you really like it?

SpongeBob: oh, well Patrick, they're is no easy way to say this..... THAT WAS THE GREATEST SONG I EVER HEARD!

Patrick: You really mean it?

SpongeBob: Yeah, we gotta get that on the radio!(Patrick pulls SpongeBob's arm off) Darn, I just got that arm back. (cut to radio station)

Patrick: Man, I can't Wait to see the look on their face when they hear this!!(someone screams, SpongeBob and Patrick thrown out)

SpongeBob: Did you see the look on his face?

Patrick: Yeah. Did you see his ears?

SpongeBob: I didn't know they could turn inside-out like that. Now how are we gonna get your record on the radio?

Patrick: What record?

Spongebob: I've got an idea![cut to later where SpongeBob and Patrick are on the roof] [wind howls as SpongeBob and Patrick shiver] We just have to play your record from the top of this antenna.

Patrick: Carry me?

SpongeBob: Huh? Patrick-- [Patrick lands on top of SpongeBob and SpongeBob picks him up, struggling]

Patrick: Tally ho! Marsh! Onward and upward! [SpongeBob is struggling to get to the top of the antenna] Faster, SpongeBob! Faster! [Patrick sees a spaceship go by. At last, they were on the top of the antenna. Patrick stands on SpongeBob's face, takes out his record player and then puts it on the top of the antenna but record player wobbles and falls off and Patrick catches it] Oh! Hmm-- This record won't stay put.

SpongeBob: [mumbling to say something]

Patrick: Good idea. [takes out bubble gum and throws it in his mouth and chews on it, while making noises and he blows a bubble]

SpongeBob: [mumbling to say something] [bubble pops and sticks to Patrick's mouth]

Patrick: Oh, yeah. I forgot. [pulls gum off and sticks it to the bottom of the record player and puts it on the top of the antenna and turns on the music] [a fish is walking past a radio in a store]

Eban Schletter on the radio: [singing the poem] Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star--

Fish #1: [screams] [another fish is driving a boat]

Eban Schletter on the radio: (fast forward noise)--I made myself a sandwich, My mommy named it Fred--

Fish #2: [screams] It's in my head! [continues screaming as boat spins around and crashes]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --It tastes like beans and bacon, And smells like it's been dead, [two fish are walking around, listening to music] Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil-- [Fish #3's head disappears]

Fish #4: Lucky.

Eban Schletter on the radio: --Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point--

Fish #5: [to his girlfriend, Evelyn who are at the beach as the song on the radio plays] This song always makes me think of you.

Eban Schletter on the radio: --P.U., What's that horrible smell?

[Drum solo follows as Evelyn hits her boyfriend, who goes up high] [everyone screams and runs around because of that song. two fish tip the boat over]

Fish #6: Stop!

Eban Schletter on the radio: --I have a head that ends in a Point--

Pilot #1: [covering his ears] My ears! [they pull the controls off and they jump out of the plane with parachutes]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point-- [the plane lands into the Fireworks Storage and it explodes and fireworks start] --This song is over, Except for this line--

Old Man Jenkins: I like it. [hums the song]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --you win this round, Broccoli! [song ends but begins again. SpongeBob and Patrick see that Bikini Bottom's having a party]

SpongeBob: Well, it looks like Bikini Bottom is throwing a party. and you know what a party needs.

Patrick: Uh, Bean Dip?

SpongeBob: Yes, that is important. but I was thinking about music! Turn it up, Patrick! [Patrick turns the volume up]

Eban Schletter on the radio: It tastes like beans and bacon--

Fred: [covering his ears] Where is that awful song coming from?

Eban Schletter on the radio: --And smells like it's been dead--

Fred: [points to the radio station] To the radio station! [everyone marches angrily to the radio station]

Lou: Torches! Get your torches! [everyone gets a torch]

Pitchfork Vendor: Pitchforks! You can't be an angry mob without pitchforks! [everyone gets a pitchfork]

Cotton Candy Vendor: Cotton Candy! Get your cotton candy! You can't throw a riot without cotton candy."[everyone misses the cotton candy. SpongeBob and Patrick climb down the antenna]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --I have a head that ends in a Point--

SpongeBob: Look at that, Patrick! [the angry mob is coming]

Patrick: Oh, you mean the angry mob with the pitchforks and torches?

SpongeBob: [laughs] That's not an angry mob, Patrick. It's your fan club!

Patrick: Fan club? [song ends as the angry mob chatters indistinctly] Yee-whoo! We should sing them a song!

Fred: Who's responsible for that song on the radio? [SpongeBob and Patrick jump off the roof]

SpongeBob: Why, he's right here. Patrick Star, Musical Genius. [Patrick drones and burps]

Fred: Let's get them, boys! [they start chasing them. they beat them up but SpongeBob and Patrick play with instruments wildly. Patrick plays with a guitar, while SpongeBob plays with a chainsaw and a tambourine. they pant heavily]

Patrick: And that was my new song called-- Arrgh!

Fred: You know, It's not that bad.

Fish #3: Yeah. At least it got that first terrible song out of our heads.

Patrick: Oh, yeah. My song. [strums his guitar] Oh, Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star-- [they hear a whistle blow and it was Patrick's gym teacher from the childhood]

Gym Teacher: PATRICK! Looks like you need another lesson! DODGEBALLS READY! [everyone gets out a dodgeball]

Patrick: Uh-oh. [everyone starts throwing dodgeballs at SpongeBob and Patrick who take cover]

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Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick

2012-02-05T17:35:11Z

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Episode Article: [[Sing a Song of Patrick]]

==Characters==
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Coach
*Angry Mob

==Dialogue==

(The first shot shows the whole town of Bikini Bottom. Pan in to show Patrick at a comic store, moved to tears by the comic, causing quite a ruckus.)

Patrick: Ah!!! No!!! No!!!

(He stops crying and starts cheering loudly.) 

Patrick: Yay!!! Ha Ha!!! Ha Ha!!! 

Fish #1: If only "Inaudible Lad" were here right now. 

Patrick: Oh. 

(He gobbles down the comic book.) 

Patrick: Nothing satisfies like a good story. 

(SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a pile of 20-40 comic books. But Patrick can't see SpongeBob.) 

SpongeBob: Are you ready to go, Patrick? 

Patrick: Ahh! Get back! I wasn't gonna eat all of you! 

SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! 

Patrick: Sponge-!!! 

(He is cut off by a loud belch. An advertisement from the comic book blows onto SpongeBob's face.) 

SpongeBob: What's this? 

Patrick: Whatever it is, it's mine! Unless I don't want it.

(He looks it over.) 

Patrick: Hmm... SpongeBob!!! What do all these words say? 

SpongeBob: It's an ad! (Reading) "Dear comic book reader..." 

Patrick: That's me!!! 

SpongeBob: ..."Have you ever thought about turning one of your poems into a hit song on the radio?"... 

Patrick: I've never thought about anything! 

SpongeBob: ..."Send in your poem and $100 and we'll make it a hit!" Can we go, now? My arms are getting tired. 

Patrick: I wanna send in my poem and everyone would love it, and I would be a star! 

SpongeBob: You can't always trust ads in comic books. Those X-Ray specs I ordered couldn't see through people's skin at all. Only their clothes. Plus, you don't have $100. 

(His wallet falls out of his back pants pocket, and he struggles to reach for it with his legs.) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, could you get my wallet? 

(Patrick picks it up.) 

Patrick: Hey, look, I just found $100! It's a sign that I should make my hit record! 

SpongeBob: Hey, that's my comic book money! 

Patrick: It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants! I've learned to trust signs like that. 

SpongeBob: (As Patrick walks away) Patrick! 

Comic Book Shopkeeper: Hey, you gonna pay for those comics? 

(SpongeBob's arms pop off from the weight of the comics.) 

SpongeBob: No.

(Cut outside where we see SpongeBob being kicked out of the "Near Mint Comic Books" store.) Can I have my arms back? 

(Cut to Patrick standing outside SpongeBob's pineapple house, talking to him.) 

Patrick: I wish not to be disturbed, SpongeBob. For I am about to erupt with masterpiece! 

SpongeBob: Good luck! 

(Patrick leaves and SpongeBob shuts the door. Then, the doorbell rings.) 

SpongeBob: Coming! 

(Patrick opens the door, crushing SpongeBob behind it.) 

Patrick: SpongeBob! Can I borrow a pencil, and a piece of paper, and a place to work?(cut to other room) SpongeBob, this pencil is broken. Why won't it make words!?

SpongeBob: You have to think of the words yourself.

Patrick: I think I wrote a poem once... (cut to flashback to a younger smiling Patrick) A poem by Patrick Star. Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom. (swallows paper)

Gym teacher: How many times do I have to tell ya, this is gym class?!(blows whistle. Young Patrick ducks as he gets pelted with Dodge balls)

Patrick: Dodge balls. (SpongeBob opens the door, walks in with what looks like a dodge ball)

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick!

Patrick: (screams) Don't hit me with that dodge ball! (light turns on, pan over to see SpongeBob holding Gary)

SpongeBob: Why would I hit you with a Dodge ball?

Patrick: I've never told anyone this, I wrote a poem once.

SpongeBob: (gasps) No!

Patrick: It gets worse, When I read it to the class, the pelted me with dodge Balls, just because we were playing dodge ball! Why! (cries, scary music plays, SpongeBob takes needle off record)

SpongeBob: You can play your records later, Gary. Is that why you've been having trouble writing?

Patrick: I'm afraid my poem's not gonna be any good and you'll pelt me with dodge balls.

SpongeBob: Oh, I don't even own a dodge ball, do you, Gary?

Gary: Meow.

Patrick: I'm going to write this poem, I'm even gonna use my brain!

SpongeBob: Good thinking, Pat. I'll open a window.

Patrick: (strains on his brain) Come on, work you stupid brain! Work! Work! (grunting, gears start turning inside his head) It's working (starts writing, smoke comes out of the window)

Squidward: Huh? (nose shrivels up)What is that horrible smell? (SpongeBob walks outside) Is Patrick thinking again? (Patrick sticks head out window)

Patrick: I'm making art!!!

Squidward: Patrick, it smells like something crawled in your brain and died.

Patrick: That's the creative progress at work. (Squidward shuts window) Ready to go to the post office? (shows envelope full of something rotten and bad) I want to mail in my masterpiece.

Narrator: The next day...(cut to Bigshot records)

Singer #1: ... and that's why you're my cookie wooky teddy bear.(music stops)

Singer #2: I hate my life.

Singer #3: I hate your life, too.

Manager: People, we've got 17 more songs to finish this hour! The next one is "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star. (vomits a little, band member takes paper)

Singer #4: This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up.

Singer #1: Oh yeah? (eyeballs explode)

Manager: I don't care how awful his poem is; We spent his hundred bucks already!!!

Singer #1: C'mon guys, we're gonna do this if it kills us. And a one, and a two, and a... (cut to band's funeral. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Fish #1 are there.)

Fish #1: They wanted you to have this. (hands Patrick his song)

Patrick: My song!! Woot!! (Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Come on let's hear it.

Patrick: Oh I don't know. Can I trust that you won't throw dodgeballs at me?

SpongeBob: I see no dodgeballs here buddy, just an artist and his work.

Patrick: Yeah! And me! Now sit down and get comfortable. (SpongeBob sits down, Patrick pushes in giant amplifier)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick?

Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you ready to rock?!? Whoo! (Jumps from amplifier)

SpongeBob: Ahhh!

(Patrick lands next to SpongeBob, pushes button on remote, loud music starts)

SpongeBob: It's really loud!!!

Patrick: You want it louder? Okay!!

==Song:I Wrote This ==

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it "Fred"
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard,
so I use a pointy pencil
pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy, pointy, point.
P.U., what's that horrible smell

I have a head, it ends in a point
pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy, pointy, point

This song is over,
except for this line
You win this round, Broccoli

(house melts, amplifier falls on SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: That was AWSOME! So how was it, did you like it, or did you really like it?

SpongeBob: oh, well Patrick, they're is no easy way to say this..... THAT WAS THE GREATEST SONG I EVER HEARD!

Patrick: You really mean it?

SpongeBob: Yeah, we gotta get that on the radio!(Patrick pulls SpongeBob's arm off) Darn, I just got that arm back. (cut to radio station)

Patrick: Man, I can't Wait to see the look on their face when they hear this!!(someone screams, SpongeBob and Patrick thrown out)

SpongeBob: Did you see the look on his face?

Patrick: Yeah. Did you see his ears?

SpongeBob: I didn't know they could turn inside-out like that. Now how are we gonna get your record on the radio?

Patrick: What record?

Spongebob: I've got an idea![cut to later where SpongeBob and Patrick are on the roof] [wind howls as SpongeBob and Patrick shiver] We just have to play your record from the top of this antenna.

Patrick: Carry me?

SpongeBob: Huh? Patrick-- [Patrick lands on top of SpongeBob and SpongeBob picks him up, struggling]

Patrick: Tally ho! Marsh! Onward and upward! [SpongeBob is struggling to get to the top of the antenna] Faster, SpongeBob! Faster! [Patrick sees a spaceship go by. At last, they were on the top of the antenna. Patrick stands on SpongeBob's face, takes out his record player and then puts it on the top of the antenna but record player wobbles and falls off and Patrick catches it] Oh! Hmm-- This record won't stay put.

SpongeBob: [mumbling to say something]

Patrick: Good idea. [takes out bubble gum and throws it in his mouth and chews on it, while making noises and he blows a bubble]

SpongeBob: [mumbling to say something] [bubble pops and sticks to Patrick's mouth]

Patrick: Oh, yeah. I forgot. [pulls gum off and sticks it to the bottom of the record player and puts it on the top of the antenna and turns on the music] [a fish is walking past a radio in a store]

Eban Schletter on the radio: [singing the poem] Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star--

Fish #1: [screams] [another fish is driving a boat]

Eban Schletter on the radio: (fast forward noise)--I made myself a sandwich, My mommy named it Fred--

Fish #2: [screams] It's in my head! [continues screaming as boat spins around and crashes]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --It tastes like beans and bacon, And smells like it's been dead, [two fish are walking around, listening to music] Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil-- [Fish #3's head disappears]

Fish #4: Lucky.

Eban Schletter on the radio: --Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point--

Fish #5: [to his girlfriend, Evelyn who are at the beach as the song on the radio plays] This song always makes me think of you.

Eban Schletter on the radio: --P.U., What's that horrible smell?

[Drum solo follows as Evelyn hits her boyfriend, who goes up high] [everyone screams and runs around because of that song. two fish tip the boat over]

Fish #6: Stop!

Eban Schletter on the radio: --I have a head that ends in a Point--

Pilot #1: [covering his ears] My ears! [they pull the controls off and they jump out of the plane with parachutes]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point-- [the plane lands into the Fireworks Storage and it explodes and fireworks start] --This song is over, Except for this line--

Old Man Jenkins: I like it. [hums the song]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --you win this round, Broccoli! [song ends but begins again. SpongeBob and Patrick see that Bikini Bottom's having a party]

SpongeBob: Well, it looks like Bikini Bottom is throwing a party. and you know what a party needs.

Patrick: Uh, Bean Dip?

SpongeBob: Yes, that is important. but I was thinking about music! Turn it up, Patrick! [Patrick turns the volume up]

Eban Schletter on the radio: It tastes like beans and bacon--

Fred: [covering his ears] Where is that awful song coming from?

Eban Schletter on the radio: --And smells like it's been dead--

Fred: [points to the radio station] To the radio station! [everyone marches angrily to the radio station]

Lou: Torches! Get your torches! [everyone gets a torch]

Pitchfork Vendor: Pitchforks! You can't be an angry mob without pitchforks! [everyone gets a pitchfork]

Cotton Candy Vendor: Cotton Candy! Get your cotton candy! You can't throw a riot without cotton candy."[everyone misses the cotton candy. SpongeBob and Patrick climb down the antenna]

Eban Schletter on the radio: --I have a head that ends in a Point--

SpongeBob: Look at that, Patrick! [the angry mob is coming]

Patrick: Oh, you mean the angry mob with the pitchforks and torches?

SpongeBob: [laughs] That's not an angry mob, Patrick. It's your fan club!

Patrick: Fan club? [song ends as the angry mob chatters indistinctly] Yee-whoo! We should sing them a song!

Fred: Who's responsible for that song on the radio? [SpongeBob and Patrick jump off the roof]

SpongeBob: Why, he's right here. Patrick Star, Musical Genius. [Patrick drones and burps]

Fred: Let's get them, boys! [they start chasing them. they beat them up but SpongeBob and Patrick play with instruments wildly. Patrick plays with a guitar, while SpongeBob plays with a chainsaw and a tambourine. they pant heavily]

Patrick: And that was my new song called-- Arrgh!

Fred: You know, It's not that bad.

Fish #3: Yeah. At least it got that first terrible song out of our heads.

Patrick: Oh, yeah. My song. [strums his guitar] Oh, Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star-- [they hear a whistle blow and it was Patrick's gym teacher from the childhood]

Gym Teacher: PATRICK! Looks like you need another lesson! DODGEBALLS READY! [everyone gets out a dodgeball]

Patrick: Uh-oh. [everyone starts throwing dodgeballs at SpongeBob and Patrick who take cover]

{{Transcripts/Season 5}}

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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 5]]

Frank (Red Shirt Fish)

2012-02-05T01:27:21Z

Anonymous: /* Aussehen */

[[Image:119a SpongeBob-Fisch mit dem roten Shirt.jpg|thumb|right|200px|SpongeBob and Frank in the Krusty Krab]]
'''Frank''' is a minor and cameo character in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] series. He appears mostly from the 4th Season onwards. In the episode [[Gullible Pants (Episode)|Gullible Pants]], [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] says that the red shirt fish can have the job as fry cook, when [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] leaves the [[Krusty Krab]], after his nail splits. Not to be confused with [[Frank (Cameo Character)]], [[Frank (Muscular Goldfish)]], or [[Frank (Prison Guard)]].

==Aussehen==
[[Image:Frank in boating school.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Frank in Boating School]]
Frank has a long olive-coloured head. He always wears a red shirt except in the episode [[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]], in which he accidently wears a blue shirt. He seems to like to spend more money on small things than less.

==Appearances==
===Season 2===
*[[Band Geeks (Episode)|Band Geeks]]
*[[Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm (Episode)|Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm]]

===Season 4===
*[[Once Bitten (Episode)|Once Bitten]]
*[[Rule of Dumb (Episode)|Rule of Dumb]]
*[[Best Frenemies (Episode)|Best Frenemies]]
*[[The Gift of Gum (Episode)|The Gift of Gum]]

===Season 5===
*[[The Original Fry Cook (Episode)|The Original Fry Cook]]
*[[Good Ol' Whatshisname (Episode)|Good Ol' Whatshisname]]
*[[Bucket Sweet Bucket (Episode)|Bucket Sweet Bucket]]
*[[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]
*[[Slimy Dancing (Episode)|Slimy Dancing]]
*[[The Krusty Sponge (Episode)|The Krusty Sponge]]
*[[Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)|Sing a Song of Patrick]]
*[[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]]

===Season 6===
[[Image:Fish with a blue shirt.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Frank in the Chum Bucket with a blue shirt]]
*[[Spongicus (Episode)|Spongicus]]
*[[Slide Whistle Stooges (Episode)|Slide Whistle Stooges]]
*[[A Life in a Day (Episode)|A Life in a Day]]
*[[Boating Buddies (Episode)|Boating Buddies]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)|SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]]
*[[Ditchin' (Episode)|Ditchin']]
*[[Gullible Pants (Episode)|Gullible Pants]]
*[[Overbooked (Episode)|Overbooked]]
*[[No Hat for Pat (Episode)|No Hat for Pat]]
*[[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]]
*[[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]
*[[The Clash of Triton (Episode)|The Clash of Triton]]

===Season 7===
*[[Tentacle-Vision (Episode)|Tentacle-Vision]]
*[[I ♥ Dancing (Episode)|I ♥ Dancing]]
*[[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (Episode)|Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]]
*[[Kracked Krabs (Episode)|Kracked Krabs]]
*[[Squidward in Clarinetland (Episode)|Squidward in Clarinetland]]
*[[SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]]
*[[Summer Job (Episode)|Sommer Job]]
*[[Gary in Love (Episode)|Gary in Love]]
*[[Gramma's Secret Recipe (Episode)|Gramma's Secret Recipe]]
*[[The Cent of Money (Episode)|The Cent of Money]]
*[[Krusty Dogs (Episode)|Krusty Dogs]]

 

{{Minor characters}}

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The Paper (Episode)

2012-01-22T22:49:09Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|The Paper|Titlecard The Paper.jpg|16b|1|14 February 2000|Valentine's Day|Arrgh!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
|}
'''The Paper''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Little Squiddy]]

==Plot==
Squidward throws a bubble gum wrapper on SpongeBob's lawn. When SpongeBob discovers it, he asks Squidward if he wants it back. However, Squidward tells SpongeBob he can have it. However, SpongeBob now tells him on the Shell Phone, and Squidward has his long and final persuasion to give the paper to SpongeBob "''Take it SpongeBob, yes, take it please, I promise you no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...Ever!''" and SpongeBob agrees to confirm his promise. Squidward is about to play ''Mary Had a Little Lamb'' but SpongeBob is laughing about all the fun he is thinking about that he's going to soon have.

Squidward laughs and enjoys his own time reading ''Boring Science Digest'', taking a bath, and drawing art. While drawing, Squidward accidentally paints himself having fun with a piece of paper. When he breaks it, the Squidward painting's mouth is open and invisibly cries by his death. Squidward watches him have lots and lots of fun until the ''Mary Had A Little Lamb'' duet.

Squidward tries to get it back but SpongeBob keeps his promise. Squidward trades in everything back, and finally his own shirt-cloth and SpongeBob cannot help and it decides to break his promise. Squidward tries to have fun with the paper but cannot, he traded everything for the worthless piece of paper for nothing and soon Patrick took the paper from Squidward and uses it to put his gum on it and Patrick comes over to SpongeBob to play.

Squidward is now all alone and the season is beginning to become winter. Then Squidward says, ''"Anybody have any sunscreen?"''

==Trivia/Goofs==
*A character similar to [[Little Squiddy]], [[Mini Squidward]], appeared in the episode [[Squid Wood (Episode)|Squid Wood]].
*SpongeBob says he will play A Minor, which means the music sounds sad, but it is in C Major.
*This episode possibly broke the fourth wall because SpongeBob had the papers showing Squidward proof of what he just said, meaning he took the papers out of the cartoon.
*This is the first episode in which an electric guitar is used in the title card.
*Squidward reading a book called ''Boring Science'' and saying it is fun may be a reference to a Bert and Ernie sketch where Bert reads a book called "Boring Stories" and chuckles "Wow! These Boring Stories are really exciting!"

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Paper|Transcript for The Paper]]

{{Season1}}
[[de:Ein kleines Stück Papier (Episode)]]

Episode Transcript: Shanghaied

2012-01-21T04:23:16Z

Anonymous: /* SpongeBob's ending */

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]

==Dialogue==
SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby! 

Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!

SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it? 

Patrick: How about.... 

Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s
house) Now look what you've done! 

SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands) 

Patrick: Clean.... 

Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing. 

SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope) 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait! 

Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also) 

Narrator: A few inches later... 

SpongeBob: (points up) Ship! 

Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world? 

SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship! 

Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind. 

SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it. 

Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right
place. 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top) 

Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I
wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship) 

SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar? 

Patrick: I don't know. Why? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell) 

Patrick: Yes! 

SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of
the flying Dutchman") 

Flying Dutchman: Rawr!! 

SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!" 

Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman! 

SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron! 

Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair? 

SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward) 

Squidward: I....no, I don't. 

SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? 

Squidward: I never said that. 

Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother. 

SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward)
 

Squidward: Ahh! Ow. 

Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick) You're next! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! 

SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship) 

Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again? 

Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now? 

Patrick: Uhh... 

Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a "Ghost Rule Book") Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited
or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever.
(closes rule book) 

Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-
numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television. 

Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're
crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next
to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me...
(Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying
Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair) 

Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"? 

SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman. 

Patrick: We'll do anything you say! 

Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket) 

SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop! 

Patrick: And I got this hat! 

Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to
look good and scary! 

SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably... 

Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary. 

SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that... 

Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings
and bugs in the sink. 

SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good? 

Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping) 

Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like
a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! 

Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-
eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying
Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! 

Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our
first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight! 

SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to
a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid) 

Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three. 

Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. 

Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea) 

SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those
scratches. 

Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind
a rock)

Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob &
Patrick who just get confused) 

SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again. 

Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a
little trick with his fingers) 

Patrick: How does he do that? 

Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship. 

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery. 

Billy: Those guys are dorks. 

Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure-
skate in purple tights) 

(back on the ship) 

SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room? 

Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward! 

SpongeBob: Like movie passes? 

Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely) 

Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's
not really you so much as it is me. 

SpongeBob: You're setting us free? 

Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob & Patrick scream) 

Patrick: Wait, I have an idea! 

SpongeBob: Really?! What is it? 

Patrick: Let's leave! 

SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of
perfume and customers) 

Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume) 
SpongeBob: I always hate going in there! 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room) 

Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin
showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me
dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever
happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't
eat without it! 

SpongeBob: Never! 

Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me!
SpongeBob: No! 

Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!

Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass. 

Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes. 

Patrick: Make it five. 

Flying Dutchman: Four. 

Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it. 

Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes. 

SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great? 

Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute) 

Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left. 

SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the
Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed) 

Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back! 

SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second
one. 

Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess!

Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue) 

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)

===Patrick's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick) 
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?! 
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder! 
Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it. 
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted. 
Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum? 
Squidward: You wished for gum? 
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out) 
Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.

===Squidward's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Squidward) 
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish! 
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish? 
Patrick: No! 
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life! 
Flying Dutchman: So be it. 
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick. 
Patrick: Hi. 
Squidward: That's not what I meant! 
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly) 
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was? 
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor. 
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)

===SpongeBob's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on SpongeBob) 
Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten? 
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! (Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads) 
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray! 
SpongeBob: We're home! 
Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved! 
Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? (their bodies have been turned into fruits and they gasp as they realize they are in a blender) 
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (whistles(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream in fear and bounce away in the blender) Hey, get back here with that! Ha ha! I'll get ya! (Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast)

===Main ending===
Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! (Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY) Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! (blows horn) 
Kids: Hooray! 
Patchy: Now, blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! Thank you, my precious potty. 
Potty: Brawk, you're not welcome. 
Patchy: Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt! 
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! (Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast) 
Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! (Potty collapses to the floor)

{{Transcripts/Season 2}}

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The Googly Artiste (Episode)

2012-01-14T00:53:49Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|The Googly Artiste|Titlecard Googly.jpg|158b|8|21 July 2011|Sweet and Sour Squidward|A SquarePants Family Vacation}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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'''The Googly Artiste''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Frederick T. Nitpick]]-Art Critic
*[[Harold]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)|Billy]]
*Ted
*Other Citizens of the Town

===Places===
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
Squidward is eager to uncover a statue of himself to an art critic. Meanwhile, Patrick and SpongeBob made art and Patrick made Google eyes on rocks. The art critic comes and when he sees Squidward's statue he gets disgusted and confiscates Squidward's art beret. The art critic then judges SpongeBob's work, deciding it lame, but then praises Patrick's art and spends $500 for it and gives Patrick Squidward's confiscated beret. Patrick's artwork becomes so famous that he runs out of rocks. So he tries to find something else to make googly eyes with, but that doesn't work out. Then Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab for lunch and orders "art advice" which Squidward says isn't on the menu until Mr. Krabs appeared and adds it as an item. Mr. Krabs tells Squidward to give Patrick art advice, but he doesn't of course. He just tells him to look at the patty. Then he discovers that he can put googly eyes on the patty and this new art draws him fame once again. However, Mr. Krabs is angered at the fact that Patrick's new-found creation is making more bucks than he ever imagined. Patrick remarks that he listened to Squidward's advice and Mr. Krabs decides to force Squidward to make fine art patties alongside Patrick.

== Trivia ==
*How come Patrick doesn't know the Squidward is an artist?
*What was the art critic doing in the ketchup bottle?
*When Patrick says he's out of rocks, you can see a rock beside him. Maybe Patrick didn't see it.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Googly Artiste|Transcript for The Googly Artiste]]

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The Googly Artiste (Episode)

2012-01-14T00:52:30Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|The Googly Artiste|Titlecard Googly.jpg|158b|8|21 July 2011|Sweet and Sour Squidward|A SquarePants Family Vacation}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
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'''The Googly Artiste''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Frederick T. Nitpick]]-Art Critic
*[[Harold]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)|Billy]]
*Ted
*Other Citizens of the Town

===Places===
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
Squidward is eager to uncover a statue of himself to an art critic. Meanwhile, Patrick and SpongeBob made art and Patrick made Google eyes on rocks. The art critic comes and when he sees Squidward's statue he gets disgusted and confiscated quidward's art beret. The art critic then judges SpongeBob's work, deciding it lame, but then praises Patrick's art and spends $500 for it and gives Patrick Squidward's confiscated beret. Patrick's artwork becomes so famous that he runs out of rocks. So he tries to find something else to make googly eyes with, but that doesn't work out. Then Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab for lunch and orders "art advice" which Squidward says isn't on the menu until Mr. Krabs appeared and adds it as an item. Mr. Krabs tells Squidward to give Patrick art advice, but he doesn't of course. He just tells him to look at the patty. Then he discovers that he can put googly eyes on the patty and this new art draws him fame once again. However, Mr. Krabs is angered at the fact that Patrick's new-found creation is making more bucks than he ever imagined. Patrick remarks that he listened to Squidward's advice and Mr. Krabs decides to force Squidward to make fine art patties alongside Patrick.

== Trivia ==
*How come Patrick doesn't know the Squidward is an artist?
*What was the art critic doing in the ketchup bottle?
*When Patrick says he's out of rocks, you can see a rock beside him. Maybe Patrick didn't see it.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: The Googly Artiste|Transcript for The Googly Artiste]]

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The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom (Episode)

2011-12-18T22:50:32Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom|140a.png|140a|7|January 28, 2011|The Cent of Money|Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Bikini Bottom Police]]
*[[Raarg|The Monster]] (Raargh)

==Places==
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Mountains]]

===Time Cards Shown===
*Much, Much Later...
*Yesterday...

==Plot==
Patrick is playing around one day when he stumbles upon a few jugs of radioactive waste. He pulls out the rubber stopper, saying he could add it to his rubber stopper collection. That allows the green goo to pour out and contaminate the coral around the jugs. Patrick then starts playing with a snowglobe, until a big coral monster hovers above him. Patrick hands the snowglobe to the monster, showing him how to work it. The monster seems to have just as much fun as Patrick did with it. Then, Patrick and the monster smell each other's armpits, just to pass the time, and then they play a short game of hide and seek. After playing a few rounds of coral ring toss, Patrick jumps in the monster's mouth and rides over to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob sees Patrick in the monster's mouth, and thinks he is being eaten by the monster. He then has a flashback to a problem "just as bad" the day before, when the soda machine at the Krusty Krab ran out of ice. Patrick then introduces the monster to SpongeBob, who finds out the monster's name is Rrrargh. Patrick says Rrrargh can live under his house, but Rrrargh tries it and smashes Patrick's house. Patrick and SpongeBob then encourage him to go and smash SpongeBob's house. Gary escapes the house right before it is destroyed. He then smashes Squidward's house, and is put under captivity by the police. When a cop sneezes in the microphone, Rrragh goes beserk. Rrrargh then goes through Bikini Bottom, and the police finally catch him and drive him out of town. However, SpongeBob has an idea. They transport Rrragh and Patrick to a snowy mountain to get ice for the customers at the Krusty Krab. Whenever a customer needs ice, SpongeBob just calls Patrick for Rrragh to smash a big block of ice and to throw the cubes to the Krusty Krab when the ice machine is broken. The customer thanks SpongeBob for the ice and SpongeBob asks him to thank Rrragh leaving the customer to look in confusion.

==Trivia==
*This episode was released on the "Legends of Bikini Bottom" DVD on November 16, 2010.[[Image:Giant Monster.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and Patrick with the monster]]
*This is the first episode with a time card going to the past (eg. Yesterday).
*The houses were in 3D when they were destroyed except [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s house.
*How was the monster able to see Patrick, SpongeBob, their houses, etc. and where it was going if it has no eyes?
*The "living under the rock" was a pun. Instead of going under the rock, the monster wore the rock as a hat.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom|Transcript for The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom]]

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Born To Be Wild (Episode)

2011-11-20T01:48:31Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|Born To Be Wild|Titlecard-Born To Be Wild.jpg|78a|4|31 March 2007|Rule of Dumb|Best Frenemies}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''"Born to Be Wild"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Plot==
SpongeBob is jellyfishing. Some men on motorcycles drive past him, and SpongeBob holds on to one of the men's jackets, ripping a 'W' off the jacket. He looks at the jacket when he has to let go of it. He presumes it says 'The ild Ones', but he soon notices the 'W' in his hand and figures out that they are called 'The Wild Ones'. After someone tells him about the Wild Ones, SpongeBob runs to tell Mr. Krabs (actually, SpongeBob "takes the shortcut, which is a piggyback ride on a bubble). Mr. Krabs of course believes that the Wild Ones are coming to eat Krabby Patties, and makes the Krusty Krab biker themed, so SpongeBob tells Patrick. Mr. Krabs puts up a banner saying 'WELCOME WILD ONES!' on the Krusty Krab and raises his prices in order to get them to eat there after hearing SpongeBob describes them as "ravenous". SpongeBob is worried because he is scared for the people of [[Bikini Bottom]]s safety After Patrick says that if they dressed up like bikers, they would be the big scary bikers, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to dress in biker attire and ride into town on a paddle-unicycle and a paddle-tricycle, respectively. After the bikers arrive at The Krusty Krab and after Patrick abandons SpongeBob and leaves Bikini Bottom, it turns out that they are old folk. The actual name of the biker gang is 'The Mild Ones'. SpongeBob had the 'M' upside-down. The biker that had the "M" ripped off his jacket gets his "M" back from SpongeBob and The Mild Ones ride away. Shortly after this, it revealed that Squidward decided to go with them.

==Cultural References==
*The title is based on the Steppenwolf song "Born to Be Wild".
*The show Squirrel Boy parodies the episode's title, and makes an episode called Born to be Mild.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], Patrick's underwear has the peanuts singing with lyrics and dialogue. However, in this episode, Patrick's underwear only has peanuts around them.
*Once, it revealed that SpongeBob is frightened because they ran out of napkins.
*[[The Mild Ones]]' leader is [[Old Man Jenkins]].
*We know that the Mild Ones are just elderly people who are harmless, but at the beginning, they make fire and destroy things everywhere they go.
*It has revealed that Jellyfish Fields is 50 miles away from [[Bikini Bottom]].
*This is the last episode to use a title card written in white with one other color as a background color. The others before this episode were [[Chimps Ahoy (Episode)|Chimps Ahoy]], [[Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)|Have You Seen This Snail?]], [[Wet Painters]], and the [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] episodes.
*You can see the Mild Ones are old at the beginning. But their mouths, noses and big toes are bleeding.
*SpongeBob uses incorrect grammar when he says "A horrible biker gang called the Wild Ones are coming!"
*The title card uses the same name of the Steppenwolf song ''Born to Be Wild''.
*The bubbles that go up usually do that to enter another scene. SpongeBob thinks of them as a shortcut, and, thus, the 4th Wall is broken.
*Blood is shown in this episode as Mr. Krabs told that the jackets have real bloodstains, and also when SpongeBob drinks diet blood although it is probably just soda that they call blood.
*The person who told spongebob about the Wild Ones was a crazy hill billy so that should have been a hint not to listen.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[The Mild Ones]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Dennis]]
*Customers at the [[Krusty Krab]]

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Born to Be Wild|Transcript for Born to Be Wild]]

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The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom (Episode)

2011-10-30T17:16:08Z

Anonymous: /* Characters */

{{EpInfo|The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom|140a.png|140a|7|January 28, 2011|The Cent of Money|Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom''' is an upcoming episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Bikini Bottom Police]]
*[[Raarg|The Monster]] (Raargh)

==Places==
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Mountains]]

===Time Cards Shown===
*Much, Much Later...
*Yesterday...

==Plot==
Patrick is playing around one day when he stumbles upon a few jugs of radioactive waste. He pulls out the rubber stopper, saying he could add it to his rubber stopper collection. That allows the green goo to pour out and contaminate the coral around the jugs. Patrick then starts playing with a snowglobe, until a big coral monster hovers above him. Patrick hands the snowglobe to the monster, showing him how to work it. The monster seems to have just as much fun as Patrick did with it. Then, Patrick and the monster smell each other's armpits, just to pass the time, and then they play a short game of hide and seek. After playing a few rounds of coral ring toss, Patrick jumps in the monster's mouth and rides over to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob sees Patrick in the monster's mouth, and thinks he is being eaten by the monster. He then has a flashback to a problem "just as bad" the day before, when the soda machine at the Krusty Krab ran out of ice. Patrick then introduces the monster to SpongeBob, who finds out the monster's name is Rrrargh. Patrick says Rrrargh can live under his house, but Rrrargh tries it and smashes Patrick's house. Patrick and SpongeBob then encourage him to go and smash SpongeBob's house. Gary escapes the house right before it is destroyed. He then smashes Squidward's house, and is put under captivity by the police. When a cop sneezes in the microphone, Rrragh goes beserk. Rrrargh then goes through Bikini Bottom, and the police finally catch him and drive him out of town. However, SpongeBob has an idea. They transport Rrragh and Patrick to a snowy mountain to get ice for the customers at the Krusty Krab. Whenever a customer needs ice, SpongeBob just calls Patrick for Rrragh to smash a big block of ice and to throw the cubes to the Krusty Krab.

==Trivia==
*This episode was released on the "Legends of Bikini Bottom" DVD on November 16, 2010.[[Image:Giant Monster.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob and Patrick with the monster]]
*This is the first episode with a time card going to the past (eg. Yesterday).
*The houses were in 3D when they were destroyed except [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s house.
*How was the monster able to see Patrick, SpongeBob, their houses, etc. and where it was going if it has no eyes?
*The "living under the rock" was a pun. Instead of going under the rock, the monster wore the rock as a hat.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom|Transcript for The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom]]

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2011-10-28T20:54:47Z

Anonymous: /* Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

'''People:''' Yay!

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away as the citizens and Neptune angrily walk back into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!'''

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2011-10-28T20:53:44Z

Anonymous: /* Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

People: Yay!

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away as the citizens and Neptune angrily walk back into the Krusty Krab) '''I will destory all of you!!'''

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2011-10-28T20:52:31Z

Anonymous: /* Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive!(The pirates cheer) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! It's Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See you.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 42:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

(SpongeBob's rock and roll hits the antenna on the Krusty Krab and it zaps all of the citizens' helmets off)

People: Yay!

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something!!! Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I... better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 47:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave except Haman)

'''Haman:''' You can say that again. But I'm ''hungry''.

'''Captain:''' Okay. Haman; you need something to eat. Even a pretzel.

'''Haman:''' Aye, aye! Give me some cheese wits!!

(deleted scene)

'''Captain:''' Hey! We said we could leave. Not stay!

'''Haman:''' *angry* Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!

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Mr. Krabs' Golden Tooth

2011-10-06T01:18:42Z

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===Mr. Krabs' Golden Tooth=== only appears in the episode [[Growth Spout]] where Mr. Krabs is forced to give it to Squidward as repayment for stealing his food.

===Appearance===
When Mr. Krabs' daughter, [[Pearl Krabs]] suffers a growth spout and becomes very hungry Mr. Krabs steals Patrick's and Squidward's food to help his daughter. Infuriated, Squidward comes to SpongeBob's house and finds Mr. Krabs having a said "slumber party" with SpongeBob and threatens to call the police for the theft of his food. When he begins dialing on the phone, Mr. Krabs tells him that if he doesn't hang up he'll be fired. Squidward is unconvinced and continues to dial and Mr. Krabs begins to cry and begs Squidward to hang up. Just when Squidward gets ahold of the police he sarcastically demands Mr. Krabs' golden tooth in exchange for hanging up. To Squidward's surprise however, Mr. Krabs really has a golden tooth, yanks it out and sadly gives it to Squidward. Squidward, disappointedly leaves.

===Quotes===
Squidward: Not so fast! [[Mr. Krabs| That crab]] is a food thief! He snuck into my house in the middle of the night, and stole every last bit of my morsel in my kitchen and even swiped my collection of smoked kielbasas!

SpongeBob: I thought he was having a slumber party at my house.

Squidward: I don't care. I'm calling the police. (dials phone)

Mr. Krabs: Squidward wait, you can't.

Squidward: Oh and why is that?

Mr. Krabs: 'Cause if you do I'll fire ya. (Squidward continues dialing) No! If I go to prison who will feed Pearl?

Squidward: Hello Police...

Mr. Krabs: I'll...

Squidward: (sarcastically) You'll what? You'll give me your golden tooth?

Mr. Krabs: Hmm-hmm (sniffles and yanks out golden tooth to a surprised Squidward and hands it to him).

SpongeBob: I didn't know Mr. Krabs had a gold tooth!

Squidward: (disappointed) Neither did I. (leaves)

===Trivia===
*It remains unknown if it will appear again.
*It is unknown of what Squidward has done with it.

Episode Transcript: The Pink Purloiner

2011-10-04T18:10:25Z

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Episode Article: [[The Pink Purloiner]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Confess-A-Bear]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Blue Crested Blaster]]
*[[Speckled Squirter]]
*[[Two Fisted Jumper]]
*[[Gold Throated Singer]]

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, the Jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year! For three whole days, jellyfish from around the globe gather on one spot to trade jelly secrets. (gasps as he sees a blue jellyfish) Patrick, look! It's a blue-crested blaster! I've never seen one before! They're really rare. And a speckled squirter, a two-fisted Jumper, and a gold-throated stinger! 

Gold Jellyfish: La, la, la, la, la, la, la! 

SpongeBob: Oh, this year's migration is gonna be a big one! (SpongeBob and Patrick are over-shadowed) 

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? (looks up and sees a bunch of colorful jellyfish above them) 

SpongeBob: Wow. This looks like a job for Ol' Reliable! (opens his case to a high-tech net. He catches many jellyfish while Patrick struggles to catch one. Scene cuts to the bus stop) 

SpongeBob: Ah, that was the most beautiful day of jellyfishing ever. 

Patrick: Well, I didn't catch a thing with my dumb old net. (his net breaks) 

SpongeBob: Lucky for me, I have Ol' Reliable! Carbon fiber handle, titanium alloid netting and form-fitting silicone grips. Yes, sir, Ol' Reliable is the best net in the world. 

Patrick: Wow! I would kill for a net like that! You know, something small like a carrot. But not spiders, they're icky. (shudders. Scene cuts to the bus dropping off Patrick and SpongeBob on their street) 

SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. 

Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: (in his bed) Ah, I love jellyfishing. (night breaks into day quickly and the foghorn alarm goes off) Whoo! Time to get ready for day two of the jellyfish migration. And I'll start with my trusty jellyfishing net, Ol' Reliable. (realizes he doesn't have it) Ol' Reliable? (gasps) It's gone! (runs out the door in his underwear) 

Gary: Meow? 

SpongeBob: Oh, right. Pants. 

Narrator: One pair of pants later... 

SpongeBob: Patrick, Ol' Reliable has been stolen! (both scream. Scene cuts to them stapling posters saying "STOLEN! OL' RELIABLE") 

SpongeBob: Put one over there, Patrick. 

Patrick: I'm all done. 

SpongeBob: Maybe we should spread out a little. (newspaper ad of the "Bikini Bottom Gazette" reads "STOLEN OL' RELIABLE" on the front page) 

A. Realistic Fish Head: Flash. The jellyfish migration enters it second day of fantastic jellyfishing. We now go live to our reporter on the scene. 

Perch Perkins: (in Jellyfish Fields) This year's migration is the largest in a century! I feel truly sorry for the poor saps that will miss even one minute of this remarkable event. (SpongeBob takes Perch's microphone) 

SpongeBob: Attention, Bikini Bottom, my jellyfishing net has been stolen. I am prepared to offer a large reward for its safe return. (Mr. Krabs sees this on TV at home and runs to Jellyfish Fields then appears on TV instantly) 

Mr. Krabs: Reward? How much we talkin' about? 

SpongeBob: 12 dollars and... (counts the coins) ...38 cents. 

Mr. Krabs: I'm on the case. (takes SpongeBob’s money and runs off screen while Perch takes back his microphone) 

Perch Perkins: Guys, I know it's a slow news day, but come on. (scene cuts to SpongeBob sitting in his chair by the phone when it rings. He picks it up) 

SpongeBob: Oh! Hello? Hello? 

Patrick: SpongeBob, did you get your net back? 

SpongeBob: Oh, get off the line, Patrick. Someone might be trying to call about Ol' Reliable! 

Patrick: Oh, sorry. (hangs up. The phone rings again) Did you get your net yet? 

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. Don't call unless you found my net. (hangs up. The phone rings again) 

SpongeBob: Hello?!!*** 

Patrick: SpongeBob, I found your net! 

SpongeBob: What! Really? 

Patrick: Uhh, oh, not really. I just got lonely. 

SpongeBob: Oh, I'll never get my net back. I'll just have to accept that Ol' Reliable is gone forever. (looks out his window and notices Patrick running around with a jellyfish net) 

SpongeBob: (sighs) Patrick's lucky. He gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfish net. (gets in bed) Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday. (his eyes widen. Scene cuts to morning. Patrick walks up to SpongeBob’s pineapple) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, did you get Ol' Reliable back yet? 

SpongeBob: (sighs) No, not yet. Hey, Patrick, wouldn't it be the funniest thing if you had taken my jellyfish net? (Patrick laughs then stops) 

Patrick: No. (SpongeBob laughs) 

SpongeBob: Yeah, that would be silly. Oh, that reminds me. I got you a present. 

Patrick: A present? What is it? 

SpongeBob: (pulls out a bear with a microphone in its hand) It's a Confess-a-Bear. He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to. 

Patrick: Wow, thanks, SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted.

(quickly dashes off to speak for the bear) 

Confess-A-Bear: Hi! My name is Confess-a-Bear! Tell me all your secrets. 

Patrick: Um, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened. 

Confess-a-Bear: Hmmm, maybe you should talk about it. 

Patrick: Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out. 

Confess-a-Bear: Tell Confess-a-Bear! 

Patrick: I've said too much already. 

Confess-a-Bear: Tell Confess-a-Bear now! Now!!** 

Patrick: Ahh!! I accidentally knocked SpongeBob’s toothbrush in the toilet and put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess-a-Bear? (SpongeBob runs around in the background wiping his tongue off and screaming) You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-a-Bear? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Patrick's rock) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, we need to talk. 

Patrick: Uh, don't come in! I'm not decent! The house is a mess! There's a radiation leak! 

SpongeBob: Hmmm... (walks down some stairs into Patrick's rock) Patrick, where are you? Why are the lights off? 

Patrick: I'm in here. Be out in a second. (Patrick's shadow reveals himself holding a jellyfishing net) 

SpongeBob: Ol' Reliable! Ah...ha. 

Patrick: (Standing with his hands behind his back) Hello. 

SpongeBob: What's in your hand, Patrick? 

Patrick: (shows his left hand) Nothing. 

SpongeBob: What's in your other hand? 

Patrick: (grows another arm through his chest) Nothing in my other hand. 

SpongeBob: Well, I gotta go. 

Patrick: Okay, bye. 

SpongeBob: Patrick wouldn't steal Ol' Reliable. Would he? (imagines Patrick from earlier) 

Patrick: I would kill for a net like that! (takes out a carrot, breaks it in half, and laughs maniacally) 

SpongeBob: (screams) Have I been best friends with a master thief? I must know for sure. (scene cuts to the next day) Good morning, Patrick. 

Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: What are you going to do today, buddy? 

Patrick: Eh, nothing. 

SpongeBob: (puts on his Krusty Krab hat) Well, I'm off to work. See ya later, Patrick. 

Patrick: Bye. (SpongeBob walks off then sneaks into a bush in the background) 

SpongeBob: Now, we'll just see what sort of nothing you're really up to, Sneaky McSneakyPants. (looks through binoculars) 

Narrator: 8 hours later... 

SpongeBob: (still looking through binoculars) Oh, he is good. You never really know a guy until you stare at him for eight hours through high-powered binoculars. Hey, where'd he go? (Patrick is behind him) 

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. What are you doing? 

SpongeBob: Uh, you... what the...? What are you doing? 

Patrick: Nothing. I just finished. (takes out his to-do list and crosses out 'Nothing') Oh, hey, look. You can see where I was just standing from here. Boy, if you wanted to, you could have spied on me all day from right here. (shudder) Creepy, huh? Anyway, what are you doing with those binoculars? 

SpongeBob: (yells and throws away the binoculars) I don't have any binoculars, see? 

Patrick: You're acting weird. 

SpongeBob: I'm not acting weird! (runs off panting) You're acting weird! You're... acting... weird! 

Patrick: Okay, bye! (later, SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock) Hello! Who are you? 

SpongeBob: (wearing a mustache. With a Scottish accent) Greetings, young fellow! I am willing to pay top dollar for jellyfishing items with sentimental value, if you know what I mean. 

Patrick: Oh. No. 

SpongeBob: Word on the street is that you know where to get quality jellyfishing supplies. 

Patrick: What street said that? Was it this one? (points at the street) Mind your own business! 

SpongeBob: Mr. Star, I know that you are in possession of a rare jellyfishing net. I will pay one billion dollars for that net. (shows a fake $1,000,000,000 bill that is colored on with crayon) 

Patrick: I don't know who you are, but I'm not giving you this jellyfishing net. (holds the jellyfishing case out) I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, not for a hundred dollars, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar. 

SpongeBob: Oh really? 

Patrick: You can't have it for any price. 

SpongeBob: And why not? 

Patrick: This means more to me than money. It's my friend SpongeBob’s! 

SpongeBob: (points angrily at a surprised Patrick, and rips off the mustache) '''Ah-ha!'''br>

Patrick: SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was this scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy! 

Patrick: (screams) Why, SpongeBob, why? Why did you wear such a scary mustache? 

SpongeBob: Why did you steal my jellyfishishing net? 

Patrick: What? I'm your best friend! 

SpongeBob: You were my best friend, you no-good jellyfish net thief! 

Patrick: How could you think that? 

SpongeBob: Because you said it. You said that it was your friend SpongeBob’s. 

Patrick: Gift. 

SpongeBob: What? 

Patrick: It's my friend SpongeBob’s gift. (opens the case up to reveal a new jellyfishing net) I made you a new net. 

SpongeBob: (reads inscription) For SpongeBob. You made me a new jellyfishing net? That is so thoughtful of you. Patrick? (a bunch of stuff is on the ground) What you doing, best friend? 

Patrick: (sets the TV in the pile of junk) I'm not your best friend. I'm a no-good jelly netting thief fish. 

SpongeBob: Where're you going? 

Patrick: I'm leaving Bikini Bottom while I still have my dignity. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, no! (bus stops in front of them) So, this is it? 

Patrick: Barring the unforeseen hand of fate, I'm afraid it is. 

SpongeBob: (hands onto Patrick's left foot) Patrick, don't go. I'm sorry I accused you. It's bad enough I lost my net. I don't want to lose my friend, too. Please forgive me. 

Bus Driver: What's the holdup? Oh, it's you two. (shows SpongeBob his net) Look, you left your net on the bus again. 

SpongeBob: Ol' Reliable? I left you on the bus? 

Bus Driver: You do it every week. Now can we get going? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by. 

Patrick: You're giving me Ol' Reliable? (cries loudly) I accept your apology. 

SpongeBob: Oh, come here, you big lug. (both hug and cry loudly...) 

Passengers: Aww... 

Bus Driver: They do this all the time. I'm serious. I--ugh, nevermind. 

Patrick: I'm staying in Bikini Bottom! 

Passengers: Hooray! (bus drives off) 

Patrick: You want to go jellyfishing? I just got a new net. (holds up Ol' Reliable) 

SpongeBob: So did I. (holds up the one Patrick made for him) My best friend made it for me. 

Both: Whee! (both laugh and run into Jellyfish Fields, where the exotic jellyfish are still there)

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Episode Transcript: The Card

2011-09-10T19:45:53Z

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Episode Article: [[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Quincy]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)]]

==Dialogue==

Quincy: Next! Oh, no...

SpongeBob: Hey, Quincy! How's my favorite money-man?

Quincy: SpongeBob... what can I do for you?

SpongeBob: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards come out today! So I need to take out some mon-ey.

Quincy: Ugh. Let me see your bank book.

SpongeBob: Sure thing, Quincy, sure thing. (takes out his bank book)

Quincy: Nice... bunnies.

SpongeBob: I know, I know. It's so embarrassing. (Whispering) I wanted the one with the kittens on it.

Quincy: Right. (pulls out SpongeBob's money) Here you are, sir.

SpongeBob: Thank you. Hm... Um, Quincy, this one is wrinkled. I couldn't possibly give this to Mermaidman. It simply won't do.

Quincy: I don't think they go directly to Mermaidman, SpongeBob. But, um. Here. Try this one. (hands SpongeBob a dollar.)

SpongeBob: (sniffs the dollar) This one... smells funny.

Customer in line: Come on! Would ya hurry up?

Customer with mask and money bag: Yeah, some of us have withdrawals to make, ya know?

All customers: (complaining)

SpongeBob: Well, I'll have you know that this is for Mermaidman. And I'm not leaving until I
have money that shows him the proper respect. (gets kicked out of bank) Whoa!

All customers: (cheering)

SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.

Patrick: One, two, three, four...

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards?

Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...

SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please.

Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)

SpongeBob: All right!

Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?

SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.

Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.

Patrick: Seventeen...

SpongeBob: So... shiny... and smooth! (rubs it against his face and smells it) Ah... oh! Oh! (opens cards) Oooh! Mermaidman's bubble-powered wheelchair from season twelve! And Barnacleboy's bunion! Holy scallops! It's the dentures that Mermaidman used to pop the Dirty Bubble in episode four-hundred two! Wow! These must be the most valuable cards in the world! I'll treasure them forever.

Comic book dealer: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out. This is the super-rare platinum hologram animated talking card: number fifty-four.

Voice: Mermaidman says: (fist swings by and hits Barnacleboy, while Mermaidman barely ducks out of the way)

Mermaidman: Buy more cards!

Comic book dealer: There are only five in existence.

SpongeBob: How much is it? For this one?

Comic book dealer: This one's just a display. If you want a real one, you'll have to buy as
many packs as you can and hope you get lucky.

SpongeBob: (buys another pack) Oh, I have a good feeling about this one. Oh, come on. And
it's... not there. (throws the cards and buys more) Mmmmmmm... no. (process continues until
there is only one pack left) OHHHHH! I'll never find card fifty-four!

Patrick: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy! Let's see which card I got! Is this a good card, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: No, it's just a number...

Voice: Mermaidman says:

Mermaidman: Buy more cards!

SpongeBob: Number fifty-four! That's the best card there is!

Patrick: It sure does, the job, all right. (flossing his teeth with number fifty-four)

SpongeBob: Aaahhhhh!! Patrick, you're picking your teeth with it!

Patrick: I'm preventing gingivitis.

SpongeBob: Patrick! That's the ultra-rare number fifty-four talking card! It's really valuable
and there's only five in existence. And bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! Bla bla bla bla bla
bla bla bla bla bla bla blee bla bla! Blee blee bla1 Patrick! Bla bla blzzz! So now do you understand why you should take really could care of that card?

Patrick: Yes, sir. (starts picking his teeth with the card)

They run out of the store.

SpongeBob: I can't let anything happen to that card. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy would never
forgive me! Patrick, watch out! You almost tripped on that crack. (puts card in tiny seat belt on Patrick's hand)Phew! Now watch where you're going!

Patrick: Okay. Thanks, buddy.

SpongeBob: Patrick, look out! (jumps in front of Patrick to avoid mud from hitting the card)
Ha, that was close.

Patrick: Ha, ha. SpongeBob fly.

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is serious. You're carrying precious cargo now. You can't just wander
aimlessly around like you've been...

Patrick: What? (walks into Goo Lagoon)

SpongeBob: The card! (stops the card from going underwater) Patrick, why'd you just walk into
Goo Lagoon?

Patrick: SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up.
Keep you on your toes. (falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire)

SpongeBob: AAHHH! (jumps in a crane, saves Patrick and drags him back to his home) Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to the card.

Patrick: Good job, SpongeBob. Now let me just get my keys. (pulls out ice cream cone) Nope.
(Pulls out key) There you are. I knew you were in there somewhere.

SpongeBob: The super-rare and priceless Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading card! Patrick! Where is it? Where is it? Dear Neptune! You didn't put it in your pocket, did you? It's getting all bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent up! Bent, bent, bent, bent up!

Patrick: Sheesh. Don't get your pants up in a square knot, SpongeBob. I don't even believe in
pockets. I keep everything I need right here. In the folds of my back fat. (pulls card out of his back) You seem to be pretty fond of this little thing. Why don't you just keep it?

SpongeBob: You mean... you'd give me your most valuable possession?

Patrick: I'd give you my most valuable possession? (They hug.)

SpongeBob: You're the best pal ever.

Patrick: I'm the best pal ever. But can you do me one favor?

SpongeBob: Sure, pal. Anything for you.

Patrick: Do you mind if I hold on to it? Just for today?

SpongeBob: Um, sure Patrick.

Patrick: Well, good. Cuz' my landlord changed the lock again.

SpongeBob: Patrick, wait! Let me call the locksmith.

Patrick: Oh! I don't need any old locksmith.

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! Don't ya think maybe... that you shouldn't...

Patrick: Ugh! Man, this card is fantastic! (Patrick's stomach growls) Breaking and entering sure makes a fella hungry. Hey, why don't we eat some dinner? And then I'll give you your card. (gets a barbecue grill) Ew! This barbecue's really filthy. Oh, but this'll take care of it.

SpongeBob: No, wait, Patrick! Allow me to clean it!

Patrick: Now, now, SpongeBob I know you wanna help, but you're my guest. (scrapes grill with
talking card) There! Nice and shiny! (lights card on fire and burns charcoal with it)

SpongeBob: Patrick! The card! It's on fire!

Patrick: Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take care of it. (spits on card) There! Good as new!

SpongeBob: Ew.

Patrick: (flips burgers with card) Dinner is served. (serves hamburgers on the card)

Mermaidman: Buy car.. dddd....

Patrick: Burp! Oh! That hit the spot! Pardon me! (wipes his face with the card) Hey! Look at that! Sundown already? Well, you can have your card now. I hope you get as much use out of it as I have.

Mermaidman: Zzzbbb... Buy more cards... (card blows up)

SpongeBob: Oh, it's ruined! (cries and runs away, his eyes blow water out, it harms Patrick)

Patrick: SpongeBob, what's wrong?

SpongeBob: Now I'll never have Mermaidman and Barnacleboy card #54. The special talking one.

Patrick: Aw... sure you will.

SpongeBob: No, no! I spent all my money! And, and, and, and you bought the last pack. So
there's no more left in all of Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: Well, how about these? (pulls out four trading cards)

Announcer: Mermaidman says... (fist punches Barnacleboy)

Mermaidman: Buy more cards!

SpongeBob: Number fifty-four! Patrick, where did you get these?

Patrick: Well, that pack I bought was full of 'em.

SpongeBob: May I have one?

Patrick: They're all yours, buddy. See ya tomorrow.

SpongeBob: Wow!

Patrick: Oh! Hey, SpongeBob? Can I borrow one of those cards? I locked myself out again.

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Squidward’s House Party

2011-09-08T00:49:15Z

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[[Image:Squidward's_House_Party.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Squidward's House Party]]
'''Squidward's House Party''' was a show that was on the [[Bikini Bottom Public Access]]. It was held in [[Squidward's House]]. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], [[Pearl]], [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], and [[Zeus (The Guitar Lord)|Zeus]] made it up. This show had lots and lots of fans. [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] hates it. It was only shown in the episode [[Tentacle Vision (Episode)|Tentacle Vision]].

==History==
It replaced [[Squidward Chat]] but it is unknown if it also replaced [[The Guitar Lord]]. It was the most popular show on the channel. Squidward hates it because it replaced Squidward Chat and because the noise was preventing him from sleeping.

==Cast and Crew==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Zeus (The Guitar Lord)|Zeus]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]](Mentioned)

==Trivia==
*Though the show is called Squidward's House Party, it is hosted by Zeus.
*Apparently the show lasted for 20 weeks (Or possibly more) according to the Bikini Bottom Public Access.

 

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Transcript: Anchor Arms Commercial

2011-09-03T20:33:23Z

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[[Image:AnchorarmsTVC.jpg|200px|right|thumb|"So order now, wimp!"]]
The '''Anchor arms commercial''' was on TV in the episode: [[MuscleBob BuffPants]]. It is a commercial about getting fake muscles.

==Dialogue==
'''Anchor arms fish:''' Hey, you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy! Yo, little peanut worm! Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a sponge? Well, now you too can have muscles! With anchor arms! (Puts a long pink item on his arm) It slips on like a glove. Just add air. (Puts a plug in the arm's hole and pumps air into it) How big do you want 'em? (Pumps air into other arm) Normal... (Puts more air into arm) Veiny... And for the ladies... (Puts air into arm which makes it grow hair) ...hairy. (The TV puts up an image of a weak shark) I was a wimp before anchor arms! Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!

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Pickles (Episode)

2011-09-01T18:22:32Z

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{{EpInfo|Pickles|Titlecard Pickles.jpg|6b|1|21 August 1999|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy|Hall Monitor}}
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'''Pickles''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|season 1]].

==Info==
===Time/Date===
*9:00 p.m.: The clock is shown
*7:00 a.m.: SpongeBob wakes up

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Bass]] (debut)
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Krusty Krab]] customers
*[[Tom]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Tina]]
*[[Joe]]
*[[Spat]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]

==Plot==
It is an average day at the Krusty Krab, until trouble-maker Bubble Bass has a special order for SpongeBob. When he gets his order, Bubble Bass lies about there being no pickles on it to cause trouble for SpongeBob, and it does. Much to Mr. Krabs' dismay, Bubble Bass knows about the microscopic "Money Back Guarantee" on on the menu, and Bubble Bass requests a refund (to be taken out of SpongeBob's paycheck). SpongeBob loses his confidence (and his mind) and cannot remember how to do anything. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to go home and get some rest. Squidward takes over the grill, leading to disaster, since he burns everything.

Mr. Krabs is worried about the effect that Squidward's cooking is having on business, so he resolves to get SpongeBob back to work. When Mr. Krabs arrives at SpongeBob's house, everything is in total disarray: eggs and toast are nailed to the walls, furniture is tipped over, music is playing backwards, and SpongeBob is wearing underwear on his head. Mr. Krabs explains to SpongeBob that if he remembers how to make a Krabby Patty, he will be back in order. It takes several days, but SpongeBob finally remembers how to make a Krabby Patty with the works. When SpongeBob returns to work, Bubble Bass requests the same food and lies about having no pickles again! SpongeBob cleverly realizes that Bubble Bass is putting the Pickles under his tongue. SpongeBob pulls up Bubble Bass' tongue, revealing several orders worth of pickles and the car keys of a Krusty Krab patron!

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the second appearance of [[Spat]] the Spatula. The first was in the episode [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]].
*It would have been impossible for Bubble Bass to hide the pickles under his tongue for so many days.
*SpongeBob says 3 cheers for Squidward, but he actually says hip-hip 4 times.
*When SpongeBob goes back to the Krusty Krab, we see he is wearing his hat. When he looks into the spatula, the hat is gone, but when we see him afterward, the hat is still on his head.
*On the menu, the [[Krabby Patty]] is misspelled as Krabby Pattie.
*Closed captioning error: In one scene, Bubble Bass is listed as Bubble Bath.
*First appearance of [[Bubble Bass]].
*Why would Mr. Krabs have a money back guarantee? He wants money, and never wants to give it away!
*In this episode, SpongeBob makes Krabby Patties in a different way than he usually does.
*4th time Patrick does not appear.
*While Mr. Krabs is talking to the confused (and making no sense) SpongeBob in SpongeBob's house, the music that's playing is being played backwards.
*It is illegal to successfully get a refund with really no reason.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Pickles]]

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Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress

2011-08-31T01:04:52Z

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Episode Article: [[The Lost Mattress]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Replacement Doctor]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward's watch strikes 9 o'clock) 

Squidward: Wow, I'm really late again. Maybe he'll finally fire me. (laughs as he walks into the closed front doors of the Krusty Krab) Locked? 

SpongeBob: This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, is that you? 

SpongeBob: The horror. It's unspeakable. Don't you see, Squidward? It's closed! The Krusty Krab is closed! 

Squidward: You mean I got out of bed for nothing? 

SpongeBob: The doors are locked. The doors are locked and we are on the outside. Outsiders. What are we going to do, Squidward? There are Krabby Patties inside. All alone. 

Mr. Krabs: Just stand aside, lad, and let me unlock the door but my back is killing like pain. 

SpongeBob: (faces comes out his backside) Mr. Krabs, you're here! (jumping around) Gosh, Mr. Krabs, we were worried something might have happened to you. That the world would've never been deprived of the greatest food known to man. 

Mr. Krabs: (drops his keys) Oh, you made me drop me keys. Give me some space, lad. Can't a crab get a little space? 

SpongeBob: (cries) I'm... sorry, Mr. Krabs. 

Squidward: Harsh. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: (breaks his back) Arrgh, me back! 

SpongeBob: Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: No. I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin' back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze! 

SpongeBob: Oh, good, I thought you were hurt. 

Mr. Krabs: I am hurt, ya idiot! (SpongeBob cries) I'm sorry I snapped at ya, laddie. It's just me back is killing me. It's me old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken coral. I'm going out of me mind. (back breaks again) Ouch! me back.

SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs. What are we going to do, Squidward?

Squidward: Why do anything? I like the new Mr. Krabs. He yells at you more. (laughs) 

SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward. 

Squidward: So am I. 

SpongeBob: We should get Mr. Krabs a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then we'll never have to be late to work again. 

Squidward: What? You want me to spend my hard earned money on my richer than me skin Flynn boss? No, thank you. (enters Krusty Krab) 

SpongeBob: That's okay, Squidward. You'll warm up to the idea. (later) Thanks for coming with me, Patrick. 

Patrick: No problem, buddy. I always wanted to go to a mattress store. (both enter store and gasp) 

SpongeBob: I've never seen so many mattress. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: How many do you think there are? 

Patrick: (looks around and thinks) 10. 

SpongeBob: Cool. 

Employee: There's plenty more than that. Try them out. Find one you like. (SpongeBob jumps on a mattress but Patrick shakes his head. Patrick lays down on a mattress but sinks into it as SpongeBob shakes his head. SpongeBob falls on his back on a rock-hard mattress. Patrick sits in a racecar bed then a crashing sound is heard. SpongeBob sits on a bunch of needles and the employee holds up a first-aid kit. Finally, Patrick sits on a mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. Now back at the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing) 

Squidward: What are you morons doing? 

SpongeBob: Making a card for Mr. Krabs. To go with his new mattress. 

Squidward: Oh, I see. You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. Well, I won't stand for it. Gimme that card. (signs card) Trying to outsmart me, will ya? (laughs evilly and licks envelope) There, I signed it for all of us. 

Patrick: Hey, you didn't even help pay. 

SpongeBob: Oh, that's okay. As long as Mr. Krabs is happy. (later at Mr. Krabs house) 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, me back. Well, here goes another useless attempt to sleep on me mountainous, lumpy mattress. (lays on his mattress) Uhhh... that's queer. Me mattress seems strangely cozy and butter... like... (falls asleep) 

SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidward: Surprise! 

Mr. Krabs: (wakes up) What? Oh, you? What in the blue-eyed scallop are you doing in me bedroom? 

SpongeBob: We noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress. 

Squidward: (grins) So I suggested we get you a new one. 

Patrick: (talking to SpongeBob) I thought it was your idea. 

Mr. Krabs: (attempting to hold down fury) So, where's me old mattress then? 

Squidward: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump. 

Mr. Krabs: (jumps on Squidward) All... my... money... was... in that mattress! 

Squidward: What?! Haven't you ever heard of a bank?! 

Mr. Krabs: Noooooooooooo! 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: Noooooooooooo! (faints) 

Patrick: And we got you a card. 

Mr. Krabs: Is there money in it? 

Patrick: (shakes the envelope) Nope. (Mr. Krabs faints again. Later, at the hospital) 

SpongeBob: Is it serious, doctor? Will Mr. Krabs be alright? 

Replacement Doctor: Mr. Krabs is in a "cash coma". Only the return of his money can save his life. 

Squidward: It was SpongeBob’s fault! Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea! 

Patrick: I knew it! 

Police Officer: Not so fast! (holds up get well card) This card says 'This was all my idea. Love, Squidward'. (Squidward gasps in worry) If Mr. Krabs doesn't pull through, you're going to jail! 

Squidward: (growls) You did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs' mattress back from the dump, I am going to murd... (officer clears throat) uhh... help you do it myself. 

Patrick: Wow, he really does care. (later at the dump) What a dump. 

SpongeBob: We gotta get in there, Squidward. Mr. Krabs is counting on us. 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, isn't that the mattress over there? 

SpongeBob: Terrific, Patrick! You found it! 

Squidward: What? Where? Lemme see. Where? 

SpongeBob: Over there, Squidward! Underneath that really big guard worm. 

Squidward: Oh. That figures. 

(later at the hospital) 

Replacement Doctor: Oh, no. This is horrible. 

Nurse: What is it, doctor? 

Replacement Doctor: This man has no insurance. 

Nurse: He'll never be able to afford this room! 

Replacement Doctor: You're right, nurse. Extract the patient to the hallway. Stat! (Mr. Krabs is pushed into a snack machine) 

SpongeBob: Well, that's Mr. Krabs' mattress, alright. Let's go get it. 

Squidward: Okay, here's the plan: you two quietly go in there, remove the mattress out from the guard worm without waking the worm. 

Patrick: Why not? 

SpongeBob: Because that would be rude, Patrick. 

Squidward: And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm. He'll eat you alive! 

Patrick: Hey, wait a minute, what are you gonna do? 

Squidward: Oh, I've got the most important job. I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe. 

Patrick: Gee, thanks, buddy. 

Squidward: My pleasure. 

SpongeBob: (Patrick climbs the fence) Ah, isn't it beautiful, Patrick? You can see everything from up here. 

Patrick: Wow. (both sigh) 

Squidward: (growls) What are you morons doing? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here.

Patrick: Where? I can't see them. (fence flips around to where Squidward is inside and SpongeBob & Patrick are outside) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow. (both laugh) 

Squidward: What did you idiots do? 

Patrick: Squidward, what are you going in there? You were suppose to keep watch. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too. 

Squidward: I didn't do it! You blockheads woke... the... worm. (the worm comes up from behind Squidward. Squidward screams as the worm attacks him) 

(later at the hospital) 

Doctor #2: Doctor? 

Replacement Doctor: Yes, doctor? 

Doctor #2: Regarding your patient, doctor. I have come to this conclusion. 

Replacement Doctor: Yes, go on. 

Doctor #2: We have to surgically remove him out from in front of the candy machine so we can get to the nutty nut bar . 

Replacement Doctor: Of course. Nurse? 

Nurse: I'm on it. (wheels Mr. Krabs outside the hospital)
Mr. Krabs: OOUUHHOOUUHH.........

(later at the dump) 

SpongeBob: (climbing down a rope with Patrick to get inside the gate) Worm bait to the retriever. Worm bait to the retriever. We're in. Out. 

Squidward: Retriever to worm bait, stay in. Don't go out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: No. In. Out. 

SpongeBob: Understood. Out. 

Squidward: Oh, look, you're at the far side of the dump, right? 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. 

Squidward: Good. Then make lots of noise to draw the guard worm away from the mattress so I can retrieve it. 

SpongeBob: Affirmative. Out. Oh, that's why he calls himself the retriever. 

Patrick: Why are we called worm bait? 

SpongeBob: I dunno. (ululating with Patrick. Then both uses pots and pans to make loud noises that draws the guard worm away) 

Squidward: And my perfect plan falls into place. (laughs) 

Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick? 

Patrick: I think I know why our code name is worm bait. (guard worm rushes up and growls at them both until it notices the wooden spoon in SpongeBob’s hand) 

SpongeBob: Nice worm. Good, kind, gentle worm. (worms eyes turn into an image of the wooden spoon) 

Patrick: Ohh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon. 

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob raises the spoon then lowers the spoon as the worms eyes follow where the spoon is) Wow, I think you're right, Patrick. 

Patrick: See if he plays catch. 

SpongeBob: Okay, see the stick boy? (throws spoon) Go get it, boy! (worm chases after spoon) 

Squidward: Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius. (wooden spoon hits Squidward in the head) Ouch. What the...? Hey, I needed a wooden spoon. I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket. (places spoon in back pocket) And now for the mattress. (worm bites Squidward in the butt) I should've guessed. (worm attacks Squidward and Squidward screams) 

(back at the hospital) 

Administrator Flotsam: Excuse me, doctor. 

Replacement Doctor: Administrator Flotsam, what can I do for you? 

Administrator Flotsam: It has come to my attention that your patient, Mr. Krabs, is out on the front sidewalk. 

Replacement Doctor: Yes. Yes he is. 

Administrator Flotsam: Well, what were you thinking, man? We're trying to run a business here. We can't leave patients on the sidewalk. 

Replacement Doctor: Not to worry. Nurse! 

Nurse: I'm on it. (pushes Mr. Krabs away from the hospital)

(back at the dump) 

Squidward: Alright, you two, what's the holdup? 

SpongeBob: We feel silly. 

Squidward: Come on. Do it for old man Krabs. 

SpongeBob: Ok. (SpongeBob & Patrick jump out of the portable potty in steak costumes) Can you explain the plan again, Squidward? 

Squidward: Sure, but first, put on this cologne. 

SpongeBob: (reads label) Steak sauce? (shrugs shoulders and puts the sauces on his body) 

Squidward: Ok, so you are dressed as choice cuts. You go in there and yell 'Trick or Treat!'. The worm will realize he forgot to stock up on Halloween candy, he'll leave to buy some then we take the mattress. 

Patrick: Give me that cologne. 

Squidward: Now get in there! 

SpongeBob: Happy Halloween, Squidward! 

Squidward: I am not going to get hurt this time. (hears some rattling in the distance. Its Mr. Krabs on his hospital bed rolling down the street into the dump) What the...? Isn't that Mr. Krabs? (screams as Mr. Krabs runs over Squidward, crashes through the gate, runs into a rock causing the bed to flip him over in front of his mattress. Guard worm growls) 

Patrick: That guard worm doesn't look very happy. 

SpongeBob: Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma! 

Mr. Krabs: (sniffs around) It's...me money! (guard worm snarls as Mr. Krabs sends the worm into the air and off the mattress) Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again. 

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs jumps on his mattress and barks) No, Mr. Krabs, it's us! 

Patrick: Trick or treat. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hey SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you. Say, why are you two dressed like meat? 

SpongeBob: Not just meat, we're choice cuts. Right, Squidward? 

Squidward: Oh, I give up. (guard worm lands in Squidward’s arm snarling at him. Squidward runs off as the worm chases him) 

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Sandy’s Rocket (Episode)

2011-08-18T01:13:51Z

Anonymous: /* Cultural References */

{{EpInfo|Sandy's Rocket|Titlecard Sandy's Rocket.jpg|8a|1|4 September 1999|Jellyfish Jam|Squeaky Boots}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
|}

'''Sandy's Rocket''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Bikini Bottomites
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Mr. Doodles|Doodles the Worm]]
*[[Flats the Flounder]] (cameo, debut)
===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[The Boating School]]
*The Moon
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
[[Image:Sack2.jpg|thumb|right|Sandy going to the moon.]]
When Sandy creates a rocket and tells SpongeBob that she's going to the moon, SpongeBob begs her to take him with her. Sandy tells him that there's not enough room, and SpongeBob compacts himself so he can fit into a small container. Sandy explains that she needs all of the containers and drawers, and tells him that this trip is for science, not fun. SpongeBob keeps on begging her, and she eventually accepts to take him. SpongeBob runs around the walls chanting "Going to the moon! Moon ride! Moon ride!", and annoys Sandy. Sandy has small net guns that she uses to harvest moon rocks, and denies the existence of aliens on the moon. Patrick comes to SpongeBob in the night and gives him some 'Alien repellent' (for windows), and they go to the rocket to spray it. Even though they're supposed to just spray the windows, Patrick goes inside and SpongeBob accidentally starts up the rocket. No-one is at the controls, so it goes into space, loops around the moon, and comes back to [[Bikini Bottom]].

SpongeBob and Patrick, convinced that they're on the Moon, think that the aliens are projecting their memories onto the environment to trick them. They start catching everyone with the net guns, believing they're aliens. The two then deduce that each other is an alien so they try to capture each other. Patrick accidentally captures himself, and SpongeBob puts him in the rocket. He starts the rocket up again, and it crashes on the moon. Suddenly, SpongeBob realizes his terrible mistake and everybody (Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Larry the Lobster, etc.) says "SpongeBob, the aliens would like to have a word with you".

==Cultural References==
*SpongeBob makes reference to "cowlicks" as evidence of aliens. This is most likely homage to Pete and Pete.
*When Patrick is messing around with a control in Sandy's rocket while "playing a game", a sound effect in the background is the rotating block sound from Tetris. He was possibly playing Tetris.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick first become weightless in the rocket, a book floats by with "2001" written on its cover. This is a reference to Arthur C. Clark's novel ''2001: A Space Odyssey''.
*A crop circle reference is in the episode.
*When SpongeBob tosses his first captured "alien" (Gary), a ticker on the rocket clicks to one and a "ding" sound is heard. This ding used to be a common sound on CBS game shows, but it is most famous for being used on the current US version of The Price is Right.
*This show is a spoof of alien films, specifically the 1986 James Cameron film, ''Aliens'' involving battles between marines and aliens, except in this episode the so called "aliens" do not retaliate or carry any weapons.
*SpongeBob’s belief that the "aliens" are "projecting" his and Patrick's memories of their home, Bikini Bottom, onto the lunar surface to put them into a false sense of security seems to be inspired from a short story, "The Third Expedition", from Ray Bradbury's book, ''the Martian Chronicles''.
*When SpongeBob looks out at the window towards the moon, the view of Earth from the Moon looks almost exactly like the famed Apollo 8 photograph.
*A book based on this episode features an alternate ending where SpongeBob releases Sandy from the bag, as well as the citizens, and apologizes, but Sandy can see he still doesn't understand on what he did, and so when SpongeBob asks if he can hunt aliens, Sandy shoots SpongeBob as punishment before flying the rocket back to Bikini Bottom. (Which could explain the missing link to the ending of the show)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*During a [[Nickelodeon]] movie promotion in 1999, a set of scratch and sniff stickers were released at specified fast-food restaurants to be used with certain Nicktoons. One of them was used when Patrick squirted toothpaste in some peanut butter. Another one appeared when SpongeBob pulled a hot water bottle out from under sleeping Squidward. Also, the symbol that signaled you to "sniff" at the bottom right part of the screen was accidentally filmed along with the episode, and not edited over until late 2002, almost 3 years after the scratch and sniff packs were put out of circulation.
*First appearance of [[Flats the Flounder]]. The second and third were the episodes [[Texas (Episode)|Texas]] and [[The Bully (Episode)|The Bully]].
*A LEGO set based on this episode was released in 2008.
*[[Sandy's Rocket (Object)|Sandy's Rocket]]'s scale changes between Bikini Bottom and the Moon.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick are having a tough time filling the "aliens" in the rocket ship, there were still many Bikini Bottomites captured and left on the ground. But after SpongeBob caught Patrick and Sandy, all the Bikini Bottomites were captured and the rocket was still half empty.
*Smoke from the rocket get into Sandy's treedome, despite the fact that the rocket is outside.
*It is un explained to how every one got back to earth.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sandy's Rocket|Transcript for Sandy's Rocket]]

{{Season1}}

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[[de:Sandys Rakete (Episode)]]

Sandy’s Rocket (Episode)

2011-08-18T01:12:09Z

Anonymous: /* Cultural References */

{{EpInfo|Sandy's Rocket|Titlecard Sandy's Rocket.jpg|8a|1|4 September 1999|Jellyfish Jam|Squeaky Boots}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
|}

'''Sandy's Rocket''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|season 1]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Bikini Bottomites
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Mr. Doodles|Doodles the Worm]]
*[[Flats the Flounder]] (cameo, debut)
===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[The Boating School]]
*The Moon
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
[[Image:Sack2.jpg|thumb|right|Sandy going to the moon.]]
When Sandy creates a rocket and tells SpongeBob that she's going to the moon, SpongeBob begs her to take him with her. Sandy tells him that there's not enough room, and SpongeBob compacts himself so he can fit into a small container. Sandy explains that she needs all of the containers and drawers, and tells him that this trip is for science, not fun. SpongeBob keeps on begging her, and she eventually accepts to take him. SpongeBob runs around the walls chanting "Going to the moon! Moon ride! Moon ride!", and annoys Sandy. Sandy has small net guns that she uses to harvest moon rocks, and denies the existence of aliens on the moon. Patrick comes to SpongeBob in the night and gives him some 'Alien repellent' (for windows), and they go to the rocket to spray it. Even though they're supposed to just spray the windows, Patrick goes inside and SpongeBob accidentally starts up the rocket. No-one is at the controls, so it goes into space, loops around the moon, and comes back to [[Bikini Bottom]].

SpongeBob and Patrick, convinced that they're on the Moon, think that the aliens are projecting their memories onto the environment to trick them. They start catching everyone with the net guns, believing they're aliens. The two then deduce that each other is an alien so they try to capture each other. Patrick accidentally captures himself, and SpongeBob puts him in the rocket. He starts the rocket up again, and it crashes on the moon. Suddenly, SpongeBob realizes his terrible mistake and everybody (Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Larry the Lobster, etc.) says "SpongeBob, the aliens would like to have a word with you".

==Cultural References==
*SpongeBob makes reference to "cowlicks" as evidence of aliens. This is most likely homage to Pete and Pete.
*When Patrick is messing around with a control in Sandy's rocket while "playing a game", a sound effect in the background is the rotating block sound from Tetris. He was possibly playing Tetris.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick first become weightless in the rocket, a book floats by with "2001" written on its cover. This is a reference to Arthur C. Clark's novel ''2001: A Space Odyssey''.
*A crop circle reference is in the episode.
*When SpongeBob tosses his first captured "alien" (Gary), a ticker on the rocket clicks to one and a "ding" sound is heard. This ding used to be a common sound on CBS game shows, but it is most famous for being used on the current US version of The Price is Right.
*This show is a spoof of alien films, specifically the 1986 James Cameron film, ''Aliens'' involving battles between marines and aliens, except in this episode the so called "aliens" do not retaliate or carry any weapons.
*SpongeBob’s belief that the "aliens" are "projecting" his and Patrick's memories of their home, Bikini Bottom, onto the lunar surface to put them into a false sense of security seems to be inspired from a short story, "The Third Expedition", from Ray Bradbury's book, ''the Martian Chronicles''.
*When SpongeBob looks out at the window towards the moon, the view of Earth from the Moon looks almost exactly like the famed Apollo 8 photograph.
*A book based on this episode features an alternate ending where SpongeBob releases Sandy from the bag, as well as the citizens, and apologizes, but Sandy can see he is still failing to understand on what he did, and so Sandy shoots SpongeBob as punishment before flying the rocket back to Bikini Bottom. (Which could explain the missing link to the ending of the show)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*During a [[Nickelodeon]] movie promotion in 1999, a set of scratch and sniff stickers were released at specified fast-food restaurants to be used with certain Nicktoons. One of them was used when Patrick squirted toothpaste in some peanut butter. Another one appeared when SpongeBob pulled a hot water bottle out from under sleeping Squidward. Also, the symbol that signaled you to "sniff" at the bottom right part of the screen was accidentally filmed along with the episode, and not edited over until late 2002, almost 3 years after the scratch and sniff packs were put out of circulation.
*First appearance of [[Flats the Flounder]]. The second and third were the episodes [[Texas (Episode)|Texas]] and [[The Bully (Episode)|The Bully]].
*A LEGO set based on this episode was released in 2008.
*[[Sandy's Rocket (Object)|Sandy's Rocket]]'s scale changes between Bikini Bottom and the Moon.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick are having a tough time filling the "aliens" in the rocket ship, there were still many Bikini Bottomites captured and left on the ground. But after SpongeBob caught Patrick and Sandy, all the Bikini Bottomites were captured and the rocket was still half empty.
*Smoke from the rocket get into Sandy's treedome, despite the fact that the rocket is outside.
*It is un explained to how every one got back to earth.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sandy's Rocket|Transcript for Sandy's Rocket]]

{{Season1}}

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[[Category:Season 1]]

[[de:Sandys Rakete (Episode)]]

List of Alter Egos

2011-08-14T18:07:00Z

Anonymous: /* ManBob */

This is a page for all the Alter Egos in the Series:

==[[CheeseHead BrownPants|CheeseHead BrownPants]]==
[[Image:CheeseHead.jpg|thumb|right|300px|CheeseHead BrownPants]]
'''CheeseHead BrownPants''' is the name of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] the people in [[New Kelp City]] called him. He only had one appearance. He couldn't remember anything and anyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] when he returned.

==[[Fry Boy|Fry Boy]]==
'''Fry Boy''' is an alter ego of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He wears a superhero suit with two spatulas put in his belt. He has hair (which is weird, because SpongeBob doesn't usually have hair) and is able to throw [[Krabby Patties]] into someone's mouth. He was able to unhypnotize [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] with Krabby Patties (and a hint of fiber). His alter ego of Fry Boy only appears in [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]].

==Normal Squidward==
'''Normal Squidward''' is an alter ego of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] gave SpongeBob advice of being more normal than he is, he decides to follow his advice. At the end of the episode he is also Normal and the shock turns Normal SpongeBob back to old SpongeBob. Normal Squidward, the Alter Ego of Squidward was and is ever seen in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]]. Normal Squidward's looks, look very very different to the one's of Squidward. He has a smaller nose, pants, a black belt, smaller eyes and he has a smaller T-Shirt.He is actually nicer when he is normal.

==[[Normal SpongeBob|Normal SpongeBob]]==
[[Image:Normal.jpg|thumb|230px|right|Normal SpongeBob]]
'''Normal SpongeBob''' is an alter ego of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] gave SpongeBob advice of being more normal than he is, he decides to follow his advice. He started to talk normally, do work normally (by bringing a cubicle and computer to work and printed out ''paper'' [[Krabby Patties]]), and did normal things. Squidward started to appreciate Normal's work. SpongeBob has a name tag with the name "Normal" on it. As the days went by, his face started swelling, and his face soon became clear of any craters and freckles. But it changed Normal's life too much. He lost his job at the [[Krusty Krab]], his best friend [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], and eventually became too normal for Squidward. With the help of Patrick, and eventually Squidward, he became un-normal again. Normal SpongeBob, the Alter Ego of SpongeBob was and is ever seen in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]] Normal's features are clear of any craters and freckles. He started to look like ''[[Mr. Normal]]'' on the video "[[How To Be Normal For Beginners]]", except shorter.People who are normal have normal attitudes. This is shown in the commercial at the beginning of the episode.

==SpongeBob FancyPants==
'''SpongeBob FancyPants''' was a new name [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] called [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] when he wore his RoundPants when nobody could recognize SpongeBob. It has been a while since he was called this since [[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]] by [[Patrick Star|Patrick]].

==[[SpongeBob RoundPants|SpongeBob RoundPants]]==
[[Image:RoundPants.jpg|thumb|right|300px|SpongeBob's new Round Pants]]
'''SpongeBob RoundPants''' was the new name of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] when he got himself new pants that were round. He showed them to [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and many other people. Nobody recognized him with the round pants. This might be because round pants is a different shape then square pants, but Sandy called SpongeBob " SpongeBob Underpants" at the end of the episode.

==[[Smelly|Smelly]]==
'''Smelly''' is an alter ego of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] in the episode [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]]. He was covered in cement on a bike ride. He ended up with a leaf on his head and waddled around in [[Jellyfish Fields]]. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] raised him as a pet, having no idea that he was Squidward. But he was taken to the zoo. SpongeBob and Patrick rescued him, and found a bunch of creatures that looked like him. So they left "Thing" with them. The cement wore off, and crackled off of him.

==[[ManBob]]==
ManBob is an Alter Ego of SpongeBob SquarePants. He just appeared in the episode [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]], with Patrick Star as "PatBoy".

==Santa Claus==
Santa Claus is an Alter Ego of [[Squidward Tentacles]] in the episode: [[Christmas Who?]]. Squidward dresses up as Santa Claus, after the real Santa does not attend the Bikini Bottom's Christmas celebration, in order to cheer SpongeBob up. Unfortunately his plan goes awry when the citizens come happily and demand gifts from him. Squidward, dressed as Santa, is then forced to give away his house supplies as Christmas gifts until he has nothing left, but also in the process shares Christmas spirit (as said by the REAL Santa).

==Great-"Grammyma"==
SpongeBob's "'''Great-Grammyma'''" is an alter-ego of [[Plankton]] in his attempt to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Plankton steals his grandma's clothes and hair to look like a grandma and tricks SpongeBob into thinking that he is SpongeBob's great "Grammyma". After doing lots of things together, Plankton almost gets the formula but Plankton's grandma confronts him for stealing her stuff and takes Plankton away. It just appeared in [[Gramma's Secret Recipe]].

 

[[Category:Alter Ego]]
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Episode Transcript: The Krabby Kronicle

2011-08-09T20:42:29Z

Anonymous: /* Dialogue */

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Episode Article: [[The Krabby Kronicle (Episode)|The Krabby Kronicle]]

==Characters==
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Poppy Puff|Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Eugene Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*Fish 1-2
*[[Larry Lobster|Larry]]

==Dialogue==
(Episode begins at Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in the Kitchen)

SpongeBob: Order up!

Mr. Krabs: How's it looking out there boy?

SpongeBob: Like 2 more satisfied regulars, Mr. K.

Mr. Krabs: No! I ain't interested in same old regulars, SpongeBob! So I took out an ad in the Bikini Bottom Examinor to bring in some new customers! Twas a bargain too. (SpongeBob takes a magnifying glass and looks at it) Only cost me a nickel. So tell me now, boy. How many new customers we got out there so far?

SpongeBob: Oooh, let me see there was... none.

Mr. Krabs: '''''WHAT?''''' What do you mean none? Don't these people read the paper? (Walks outside to the newspaper carriers, blows on one) Oooh, this thing hasn't been touched in months. (notices the other one, and there is a long line) While that paper's selling like Krabby Patties. Uh, pardon me, sir. Could I interest you in a copy of the Examinor, this fine day?

Peterson: Ha! Nobody reads the ''Examinor'', bud. It's all full of boring charts and facts! The ''Bottomfeeder'''s where it's at! It's got like interesting stories and stuff.

Mr. Krabs: (Reading the Newspaper) Fishboy Strikes Again? (Not reading) Wait a minute, aren't these stories a little less than truthful?

Peterson: I don't know. But they're selling!

Mr. Krabs: Yes, they certainly are. (Lady puts in coin to get a newspaper) Please, allow me.

Fish 1: Thank you!

Mr. Krabs: No, thank you. Now let's see how much they charge for advertising. (screams) 25¢ PER WORD! The newspaper business sure is easy money! (Mr. Krab's shell cracks and underneath it is his body, but in money form) That gives me an idea! (The money falls out of place. Scene cut to the next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in.)

SpongeBob: What a fantabulastical day! Eh, Squiddy?

Squidward: Yep, what another wonderful hum-drum day slinging burgers. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen but hits his face on something.)

Mr. Krabs: Off of your duff, boy. You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press, so you could laze around all day? From now on you'll be twice as busy. And I expect you to wear 2 hats. 'Cause along with your usual fry cooking duties, you're my new lead reporter for the new ''Krabby Kronicle''! (A press badge on SpongeBob is shown)

SpongeBob: Oh! My very own press badge!

Mr. Krabs: That's right boy! And here's your very own camera! So you'll need it to document all them juicy stories you're gonna write. Now what are you waiting for, boy? (cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street)

SpongeBob: On the thirst for a juicy story, eh? Hmm, but what kind of story is juicy enough to quench there dry news gullets? I don't even know where to begin to look. (there is a bank robbery going on, two tough fish destroying someones boat with fire in the background, and a monster) No news to report here. Stop the presses, it's Patrick! And he appears to be waiting for the bus! This is the kind of breaking story my readers are waiting for! (takes a picture of Patrick) Patrick Star, I'm Scoop SquarePants from the Krabby Kronicle. Everyone's wondering, what bus are you taking today?

Patrick: Oh, I'm not taking a bus SpongeBob. I am watching this pole. So the next time it moves, I will see it!

SpongeBob: Whoa, this story is juicy! (cuts to the Krusty Krab where there is a sign that says "The KRABBY KRONICLE" on it. SpongeBob is writing on the type writer, then puts it in a pile of papers, then finished the headline for the paper, then puts it in the printing press. Mr. Krabs walks in)

Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! Eh, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Yeah, I'm just breaking it in.

Mr. Krabs: I'm excited about all the newspaper sales, too.

Squidward: We haven't sold any papers today.

Mr. Krabs: What do you mean we haven't sold any newspapers? Certainly this gentlemen would like a copy of the Krabby Kronicle.

Frank: It looks boring. Can I just have a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Krabs: Too boring? (looks at paper then gasps) '''SpongeBob!!!!''' What's the meaning of this?

SpongeBob: Meaning of what, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: (Holds up paper) "Local resident watches pole"!? No ones gonna pay to read this malarky! When you write these stories, you've gotta use a little imagination, boy.

SpongeBob: Imagination!

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Maybe instead of Man watches pole, you could say something like... oh... Man marries pole. Then you can alter the photo a little to fit the headline and, see? (Mr. Krabs modified it to look like what he said) Now that's a juicy story!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, isn't that lying?

Mr. Krabs: Don't think of it as lying, boy. Think of it as... uh... A practical joke. You know. Something everybody can have a good laugh about. The public expects a little ambalishment here and there, so I want you to go out there, and get me a lead story that'll sell! (cuts to an intersection, and SpongeBob is hiding behind a trash can. Mrs. Puff pulls up, and then a policeman pulls up behind here. SpongeBob takes a picture, and both of them look around)

SpongeBob: (laughs) Mrs. Puff is going to laugh her hat off when she reads this! (cuts to a newspaper that says "Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase")

Mr. Krabs: Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase! I think you finally done it, boy! You've given me a story that'll sell! And sell it has! (everyone has a copy of the newspaper, and Squidward hands Harold a copy)

SpongeBob: Yeah, but that isn't the story I wrote.

Mr. Krabs: That's called editorial privilege, son. It gives you that extra oomph to move units. Besides, how could such a little news story, possibly effect Mrs. Puff in any way? (cuts to Mrs. Puff's Boating School)

Mrs. Puff: I can't believe such a little news story could have ruin my business! (cuts to SpongeBob hiding in a chimney)

SpongeBob: Let's see what there is to see. Wait a minute. Larry the Lobster. Hmm, wonder what kind of dirt he has under those muscles. (goes in the chimney, then hides behind a dumpster) Uh-huh, this looks shady, very shady. (Larry walks up to someone)

Fish 2: Larry, hey, tough guy? Can I punch you in the gut?

Larry: Sure. Everybody does. It won't hurt me a bit. (fish punches him, and SpongeBob takes a picture, then one of him putting his arms on his chest, then Larry laughs) Told you it wouldn't hurt.

Fish 2: Thanks big guy.

Larry: See ya' round.

SpongeBob: Very interesting! (cuts to a gym, and the teacher is pushing Larry out)

Gym Teacher: Out! Out! Out!

Larry: Hey, what's the big idea?

Gym Teacher: This. (hand him the newspaper)

Larry: (reading) Larry the Loser gets Beaten up by Pipsqueak? (not reading) But, but, but...

Gym Teacher: No buts! I can't have a wimp like you destroying my gym's reputation! You're banned forever! (throw's him out, then SpongeBob walks up)

SpongeBob: Hello Larry.

Larry: Not now, SpongeBob. Let me take in the fact that my life is ruined!

SpongeBob: Ruined? What are you talking about?

Larry: These lies, someone wrote about me. (shows him the paper, and SpongeBob gasps. Scene cut's to the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Thanks for your business, and here's your paper.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a word with you?

Mr. Krabs: Make it quick boy. These papers are selling faster then we can print 'em!

SpongeBob: That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, sir. I don't think these stories are doing anyone, any good.

Mr. Krabs: Well, they're certainly doing me some good. (shows him his office, where there is a lot of money) Can you believe it? Look at all this loot! (sits in a pile of money)

SpongeBob: Yeah, but isn't there a way we could write juicy stories without hurting people?

Mr. Krabs: Ah, you just don't get it, do you boy? We're not hurting anyone. We're just making there lives interesting, for everybody else. Now get out there, and fetch another story! (cuts to the Chum Bucket, and Plankton walks out of the kitchen with a Chum Stick)

Plankton: Oh Karen, I think this is it! The Chum Stick that's finally gonna drive Krabs out of business!

Health Inspector: I think not. I'm Health Inspector Yellowtail. I'm officially closing down your restaurant!

Plankton: Why? I haven't done anything.

Health Inspector: That's not what this says. (shows him the paper)

Plankton: (reading) Plankton's Chum made of your chums? The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more way's then 1? (not reading) What? (the health inspector lock down the Chum Bucket) Who's to blame for this? Who? (SpongeBob is watching, and then walks away, scene then cuts to a long line, and Mr. Krabs is in his office with more money)

Mr. Krabs: You're reaching new level's of imagination, boyo!

SpongeBob: Yeah I, I know.

Mr. Krabs: What's wrong boy? You sick or something?

SpongeBob: Yes Mr. Krabs, you could say that.

Mr. Krabs: Don't be silly, boy! We're a success!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're hurting people!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, baloney! And you better start feeling right! 'Cause if you don't, you can just kiss your spatular goodbye!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you wouldn't!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, darn tootin I would! Now get out there, and bring me a juicy one!

SpongeBob: (sadly) Aye-aye, captain. (cuts to Sandy picking acorns, and is about to eat one, then she notices two fish carrying a box with awards in it)

Sandy: Sorry fellars, this is a private treedome.

Dennis: I had no idea it talked. Don't worry, we're from the neptunian science commity, and we've come to confiscate all your science awards. Haven't you read today's headline's? (hold up newspaper)

Fish 3: It can't even read. Why are you...

Sandy: Oh, give me that! (reading) Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump? Bushy Tailed Braniac Really a Slow-Witted Squirrel, by SpongeBob SquarePants? (not reading) That yellow sidewinder thinks he can do that to me?

Dennis: Oh boy, we better scram! The dumb ones are always the most violent! (cuts to the Krusty Krab, where there is a huge line, and a sign that says over 5 billion copies sold, and Mr. Krabs has even more money, and is in his office with SpongeBob, and is laughing)

Mr. Krabs: You've really outdone yourself this time! (his eyes water up, and SpongeBob absorbs it, and Mr. Krabs squeezes it out)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I can't write these stories anymore.

Mr. Krabs: Come on, that's a bunch of hooey!

SpongeBob: I've seen people's lives ruined, with my own eyes!

Mr. Krabs: People want wild juicy stories! That's what sells! Now I want your little yellow noggin, to come up with the wildest story ever! One that'll top all the others!

SpongeBob: Gee, Mr. Krabs, I've written about everybody in town. Any ideas, sir?

Mr. Krabs: Surprise me! Give me a shocker! (throws him in his chair) Good night boy. I'll check on you tomorrow morning. And remember, the wildest story ever! (leaves)

SpongeBob: Oh, the wildest story ever, huh? (starts writing, then cuts to the next day where the paper's are being printed, and Mr. Krabs runs in)

Mr. Krabs: How's it going, lad? (SpongeBob turns around, and he is very tired)

SpongeBob: Ahh, it's a surprise.

Mr. Krabs: Excellent! We're gonna sell out in no time! We'll have to do another printing. (runs outside, and there is an angry mob) Huh?

Fish 1: Task master!

Mr. Krabs: What's going on?

Fish 1: You should know! (shows him the newspaper)

Mr. Krabs: (reading) Krab's overworks employees? Reaps reward? Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories works his tired, under-paid reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough?

Fish 1: How could you do that to such an innocent child? It is sick and inhumane!

Sandy: Not to mention, the fact that he's written lies about us!

Plankton: I lost my restaurant because of you! And I thought I was evil.

Larry: All the kids in town want to beat me up for lunch money! (cries)

Mrs. Puff: And I've had to go back to watching, date time television! (cries)

Fish 1: Oh that's it! We're taking our money back! (everyone runs in, and takes bags of money while leaving a trail of destruction)

Mr. Krabs: No! (screams, then cries)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you okay?

Mr. Krabs: How can I be okay when me money's gone? All gone! It just goes to show, trying to make an easy buck doesn't pay. (notices the printing press) Or does it? (puts a dollar in the printing press, and turns it on, which makes sheets of paper with just pictures of money) Get me some scissors, boyo! It's time to use my imagination! for..

Patrick: Hello, guys. I'm A magic mediation Now. Could you fix me and the wife up a couple of Krabby Patties? (Patrick's "wife" is the pole as described in the newspaper earlier)

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Employee of the Month (Episode)

2011-08-08T17:06:48Z

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{{EpInfo|Employee of the Month|Titlecard-Employee_of_the_Month.jpg|12b|1|2 October 1999|The Chaperone|Scaredy Pants}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''Employee of the Month''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 1|Season 1]].

==Info==
===Time/Date===
*January 27,Wednesday: Employee of the month day
*January 14,Wednesday: Annoy Squidward Day
*January 2000
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary]]
*Customers taking the "free" Krabby Patties

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]

===Songs===
*Wiegenlied: Guten Abend, gute Nacht, Op. 49, No. 4 (Brahm's Lullaby)
*Song of the Volga Boatmen
*Money

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob reminds Squidward that it is [[Employee of the Month|Employee of the month award day]]. However, Squidward tells SpongeBob that the award is a scam, and Mr. Krabs is using it to make him work harder. SpongeBob doesn't believe him, and works harder. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob that Squidward might get the new Employee of the Month Award, and since SpongeBob has 26 consecutive awards (and wants a 27th), he starts worrying. Squidward says that he could get the award if he wanted to, and SpongeBob asks him to prove it.

They both decide that they will arrive at the Krusty Krab earlier than the other; SpongeBob tries to destroy Squidward's alarm clock so he won't wake up, but Squidward has 58 more in his closet. They set up traps early in the morning, but they finally get out and start running towards the Krusty Krab. They 'overwork' (''ex: Squidward cleans the tables so much that he breaks them and then he and SpongeBob use two spatulas each to make hundreds of Krabby Patties''), eventually causing the Krusty Krab to explode. As the Krabby Patties rain down from the sky, some of the citizens of Bikini Bottom believe that they are free, and while Mr. Krabs tries to makes the citizens pay for them, SpongeBob and Squidward ask him who is the Employee of the Month.

==Cultural References==
*When the "Drill Sergeant SpongeBob" appeared, he was in the March picture, probably a reference to an army march.
*A Teen Titans episode has an episode with the same title (though that isn't technically an allusion).

==Trivia/Goofs==
*SpongeBob has won the Employee of the Month award 26 times in a row, which means that (if he had gotten his first within his first month of working) he's been working at the Krusty Krab for 2 years and 2 months. Also, even though SpongeBob says he won Employee of the Month for 26 months, there's actually 43 frames of him on the wall.
*In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], SpongeBob won 374 times, meaning that he probably won the employee of the month in this episode.
*In the episode [[Pickles]], Squidward burns everything he cooks including shakes, but in this episode he does not burn a single Krabby Patty.
*The employee of the month photos are again seen in [[The Original Fry Cook]].
*When SpongeBob is trying to get to the Krusty Krab tied in Squidward's giant anchor, his lips don't move when he says ''Eyah!'' which shows a body language that he is very exhausted.
*Squidward reads a magazine entitled [[Frown Digest]] in this episode.
*This is the first episode pair to not feature Patrick.
*There are two possible outcomes on who won the Employee of the Month Award:
**No one since both SpongeBob and Squidward destroyed the Krusty Krab.
**SpongeBob because in the episode [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward]], Squidward said to SpongeBob he wished he could be Employee of the Month.
*The title music for this episode is the same as [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]].
*The Song of the Volga Boatmen plays when Squidward and SpongeBob are dragging the ship and anchor (respectively) to the Krusty Krab.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Employee of the Month]] 

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Episode Transcript: Karate Island

2011-08-05T18:15:08Z

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Episode Article: [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]]

== Characters ==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Master Udon]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: (squeezes some shell wax onto Gary's shell) Alright, Gary, ready for your yearly shell waxing? 

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob grabs his nose and uses his back to wax Gary's shell) 

SpongeBob: Just look at that shine! Now let's check under the hood. (opens Gary's shell and jumps in) Geez, Gary, this place is a real snail-sty. 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: Still? From New Year's Eve? (Gary blows his horn because SpongeBob said, "New Year's Eve") (sees something on the ground) What?! I've been looking everywhere for this, Gary. (laughs) My favorite novelty t-shirt. (holds up a shirt that says I <3 krabby patties. Doorbell rings) Oh, someone's here. (jumps out of Gary's shell) 

Mailman: Special delivery for SpongeBob SquarePants. 

SpongeBob: Special delivery? Just for me? You think I'm...special? (hugs the mailman) 

Mailman: Alright, do we have to go through this every time I give you your mail? Sheesh. (leaves) 

SpongeBob: What could it be today, Gary? 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: (opens package) A videotape? (reads it) "You're a winner -- SpongeBob SquarePants". I'm SpongeBob SquarePants!
(inserts videotape into vcr. Videotape plays) 

Announcer: Karate Island: A serene and exotic location where nature and beauty abound, and hundreds of fighting styles collide in a wave of non-stop, pulsating, no-hold barred action! For centuries, the world's top karate artists have journeyed to this land to be crowned King of Karate. 

SpongeBob: King of Karate? 

Announcer: Now it's your turn...

Announcer 2: ...SpongeBob SquarePants.

Announcer: You've won an all-expense paid trip to Karate Island! Hi-yah! Where you'll be crowned this year's King of Karate!

SpongeBob: Ooh... Did you hear that, Gary? I'm going to be crowned... (shouts karate yells) King of Karate! (jumps to the door, leaving his arm in the ground) Whoo-hoo! (shouts karate yells) 

Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Hello, Sandy. Have you heard the news? I was invited to Karate Island to be crowned the king of karate. 

Sandy: Karate Island? I've never heard of Karate Island. 

SpongeBob: Oh, sure, Sandy, all the big karate experts go there. 

Sandy: But my karate is better than your karate by a country mile and I've never been invited. 

SpongeBob: Maybe your karate was the best, but now they've recognized a new number one. 

Sandy: There's something rotten in the Alamo. I'd better tag along and see if it's on the up-and-up. 

SpongeBob: All right, Sandy, you can come with me to witness my crowning moment. (laughs. Scene cuts to both in a boat
heading towards Karate Island) Are we there yet? 

Sandy: Yup. That's it over there. 

SpongeBob: What make you think that's Karate Island? (big sign that says "Welcome to Karate Island" is pointing at the
island) 

Sandy: I don't know -- lucky guess? (three fish are waiting on top of some rocks for SpongeBob. SpongeBob and Sandy arrive
on the island) 

SpongeBob: Hello there, the King of Karate has arrived. 

Fish: Welcome to my island, SpongeBob-san. (bows) 

SpongeBob: Oh, thank you. (bows) 

Master Udon: I am Master Udon. 

Sandy: Howdy, Master Udon, I'm Sandy Cheeks. I do a little karate, myself. 

SpongeBob: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. Mr. Udon isn't interested in a karate novice like you. They only have time for royalty. 

Sandy: Oh, brother. 

Master Udon: Please, show me some of your moves, Master SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: You hear that, Sandy? He called me "master". Bring on your best fighters! I'll try to go easy on 'em. (three
fighters appear) 

Sandy: SpongeBob, your karate's not good enough to handle those sidewinders. 

SpongeBob: Pa-shaw! Watch and learn, sister. (shouts karate yells at the first fighter. He falls to the ground) Yup. That's
how the King of Karate does it. Who's next? 

Sandy: Something smells like rancid rodeo around here. (all the fighters are knocked out) 

Master Udon: Excellent. Truly you are King of Karate.

SpongeBob: The one and only. 

Master Udon: We must make ready for your coronation. 

SpongeBob: I'm ready to be King of Karate! (gong sounds) 

Master Udon: King of Karate-san, it is time for you to take your rightful place on your throne. 

SpongeBob: My throne. (floats over to the throne) 

Sandy: All right, Udon, I'm on to you. This is as crooked as a dizzy sidewinder. 

SpongeBob: (sitting on his throne) Come, Sandy, take your place next to the king and share in my crowning achievement.
(claps twice) Bring a seat for my air-breathing friend. (chair is brought) 

Sandy: SpongeBob, ya'll are getting a bit wily. 

SpongeBob: Oh, do I detect a note of jealousy, Sandy? 

Sandy: Heck, I could karate you in a country fiddle with one paw tied behind my back. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) But who's being crowned King of Karate -- not you. 

Sandy: I'm getting off this crazy train! (mumbles in angrily) 

Master Udon: Master, don't worry about her. She is missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime. (laughs) Let the
coronation begin! 

SpongeBob: Sandy's going to miss out, big time. (is chained down to the throne. Master Udon reaches into his robe and takes
out a pen) 

Sandy: That dang SpongeBob. Who does he think he is? I taught that yellow beaver maniac everything he knows about fighting -
- and that ain't much. 

SpongeBob: No! 

Sandy: SpongeBob’s in trouble! (SpongeBob screams) SpongeBob is the "King of Karate". He doesn't need me. Eh, he can handle
this himself. 

SpongeBob: (in the distance) Sandy, I need you! I can't handle this myself. 

Sandy: Hold on, buddy! (enters a building where Master Udon is watching from above) 

SpongeBob: No, Sandy! 

Master Udon: She will never reach you. She must first pass through the 'Four Floors of Fear'. 

Sandy: (enters first room) SpongeBob? 

The Tickler: Ha. Ha-ha-ha. You cannot pass unless you defeat me, The Tickler, and my iron-finger style. (both get ready then
attack) Ha-ha. Look! 

Sandy: Huh? (laughs as she is being tickled) 

The Tickler: Prepare for the tickling of your life! 

Sandy: Taste these! (has a plate full of jelly-filled donuts) 

The Tickler: Oh no! Jelly-filled donuts? How did you know they were my weakness? 

Sandy: No one can resist jelly-filled. (throws the donuts into The Tickler's mouth) Sticky around, I'll be back with the glazed. 

The Tickler: I could use a wet nap. 

Sandy: (enters floor two) All right, who's next? 

Lip Service: Halt! No one passes me, Lip Service, and my power-flexi dynamo-lip thruster style. (attacks Sandy) 

Lip Service: Dance, squirrel, dance. (her lips send Sandy backwards) 

Sandy: Advanced hair-dryer style! 

Lip Service: (laughs) What do you expect to do with that? (Sandy uses the hair-dryer to blow air on L.P.'s lips, making
them chapped) Oh, no! Not chapped lips! (takes out some Lip Balm. Applies some but it breaks her lips) 

Sandy: That's enough lip out of you. (enters third floor but slips on her way in because it's covered in mud. She slides into a big green jabba-the-hut look-alike) 

Filthy Phil: No one has ever made it to the lair of Filthy Phil. No one passes except me. Now feel the steam of my horrible body odor. (strains to get body odor out. The body odor tries to get into Sandy's helmet but can't) 

Sandy: Ha-ha, Phil! Your foul stench can't permeate my fresh-air dome. 

Filthy Phil: Fresh-air dome? (inhales his own body odor) Man, I really do stink. (passes out. Sandy breaks through some boards to enter floor four where Master Udon is) 

Master Udon: You are one impressive squirrel. You even made a costume change. 

Sandy: Release SpongeBob. 

Master Udon: Never. (as Sandy is going to attack, she is trapped in a bird cage. She strains to break through but can't) He
is forbidden to leave until...he signs this contract. 

Sandy: What are you talking about?! 

Master Udon: Real estate. 

Sandy: You mean this whole thing was a scam to get us to buy real estate? 

Master Udon: (nods) Yes. If there was a real Karate Island, I'd be a millionaire. 

SpongeBob: You mean I'm not King of Karate? 

Master Udon: No. But you could be King of Condos. Here, let me explain. It's really quite simple. (pulls down chart) See,
if you invest in a time share here on Condo Island, you can see your equity increase ten-fold. Perhaps you and your yellow friend would like to set up a timeshare plan? 

SpongeBob: Don't do it, Sandy! (Sandy chants something) 

Sandy: (aims her arms and magically breaks the bird cage shocking Udon) I won't give in to your timeshare vacation scam! 

Master Udon: Then give in to my fists. (rips clothes off to show a more buff Master Udon. Sandy does same to reveal a buff
Sandy. Both flex their body then fight. Sandy jumps on top of Master Udon's head then slaps him with her feet. Master Udon
then grabs Sandy and throws her into the wall. They karate chop some more before Sandy grabs him and throws him on the ground over and over. She then throws him in the air and kicks him in the face, sending him outside into the ocean) 

Sandy: You're in the soup now, Udon! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy walking toward their boat) 

SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm sorry I acted like a jerk back there. Thanks for saving me from... (swallows hard) buying a
condo. 

Sandy: Aw, shucks, SpongeBob, that's what friends are for. 

SpongeBob: I still have one question, though. Does this mean I'm not King of Karate? 

Sandy: You are in my book, SpongeBob. You are in my book. Now let me tell you about real estate. It's all about location... (boat drives off as another boat, carrying Squidward, arrives) 

Squidward: I'm here! The King of Clarinets has arrived. (Master Udon is waiting on top of the rocks again frowning) 

*After the end of the episode a Picture of Pat Morita is shown. (Pat Morita-- 1932-2005)

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Master Udon

2011-07-31T23:49:41Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia */

[[Image: MeisterUdon.jpg|thumb|right|Master Udon]]
'''Master Udon''' is a significant character seen in the episode: [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]]. Udon is the fish that calls [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] to come to the mysterious [[Karate Island (place)|Karate Island]]. He is actually a con man because he captures SpongeBob and tries to make him to buy real estate. He has quite a few recruits and orders them to stop [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] from getting to him. It is revealed that at the end of the episode, he has extremely large muscles and loses to Sandy and falls out of the condo window, landing in the water and possibly dying until…He returns at the very end of the episode (as a pun joke).

===Master Udon's henchmen===
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]

==Trivia==
*At the end of the episode, Udon is back to normal after falling from a high distance and greeting [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] to become "King of Clarinets".
*Near the end of the episode, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "You're in the soup now, Udon!" Udon is actually named after a type of noodle soup served in Japan.
*Voiced by the late [[Guest Stars|Pat Morita]].
*Works on the 4th floor of the ''4 floors of fear''
*Udon is the last role Pat Morita had before he died just after he finished the episode. The episode is dedicated in his memory. Because of this, Udon may not appear again.

==Voice==
*He is Voiced by [[Guest Stars|Pat Morita]].

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The Lost Mattress (Episode)

2011-07-26T19:33:58Z

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{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''The Lost Mattress''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Retail Seller
*[[Guard-Worm]]
*[[Replacement Doctor]]
*Nurse
*[[Administrator Flotsam]]
*[[Police]] Man

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom Dump]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Mattress Warehouse]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Hospital]]

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs needs a new mattress after his old one threw out his back. Squidward refuses to buy the mattress for his "cheapskate" boss so SpongeBob and Patrick buy him one it is a comfortable one, then throw out his old one in Bikini Bottom Dump, and make a card which Squidward offers to sign, only to discover that the old mattress had his money in it. Krabs then goes into a "Cash Coma", and ends up in the hospital, where he is ill-treated. Meanwhile a police officer reveals to them of what Squidward wrote on the card: "This was all my idea! Love Squidward" and says if Krabs dies, Squidward would be behind bars which leaves Squidward to look terrible and to worry. Then Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick go find the mattress, only to find that there is a guard worm, which they do not know about. Then they make all these plans failing. Meanwhile the doctor tells the Nurse to put Mr. Krabs somewhere else. Then Squidward develops a plan to make himself look better, called "Worm Bait" where SpongeBob and Patrick put on steak costumes to distract the guard worm only to find out Squidward tricked them. Meanwhile the doctor tells the nurse to put his body somewhere else (outside). Then Mr. Krabs' body is on the operating table rolling down the hill while Squidward gives up on trying to look better. Mr. Krabs smells the mattress, jumps to it, wakes up, thanks SpongeBob and Patrick for their help (since they were at the scene of his mattress), gets his old mattress back, while Squidward is left to be chased by the guard worm as punishment.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Season 4 debut of Patrick.
*When the administrator is named Administrator Flotsam, the caption did not show the name Flotsam.
*The song where SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to get the mattresses could also be heard in the episodes [[Funny Pants]], [[Whale of a Birthday]], [[Hocus Pocus]] and [[Fungus Among Us]].
*The worm will return in [[Best Frenemies]].
*Running Gags: Mr. Krabs gets pushed to different places, including the sidewalk, Squidward gets attacked by the guard worm.
*Administrator Flotsam says that Mr. Krabs is out on the front sidewalk. But there is no sidewalk. He is just on the sand.
*Squidward's quote "D'OHHHH! You did this SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs' mattress back I'm going to murder you!" was deleted so that the officer would say when Squidward said "Murd" "Ahem" and frown at Squidward.
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] is in a bed but in [[Squeaky Boots]] he sleeps in a hammok.
*When Mr. Krabs put his money in his mattress and lost it this could be a refrence to a lot of shows when people hid money or valuables in places like their mattresses thinking it would be safe when the house burnt down or was robbed.
* When Mr. Krabs was arriving, SpongeBob's back reforms like the T-1000 from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
* Mr. Krabs has never heard of a bank.
* When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] was signing the card, he was using a pencil, but when the police officer was showing him the card, 'This was all my idea. Love, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]', it was written in blue.
*When SpongeBob sits crouched beside the Krusty Krab and says "This isn't happening" is a reference to Medal of Honor: Allied Assault when the soldier sits crouched behind a hedgehog and says the same thing.
*When Mr. Krabs was wheeled out of the hospital. It would be illegal to do this even if the patient had no insurance.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick look at all the mattresses, the rows seem to cut into each other.
*In a newer episode [[The Abrasive Side (Episode)|The Abrasive Side]] an evil SpongeBob says "I wouldn't hang out with you for all the money in Krabs's mattress" to Squidward.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Lost Mattress|Transcript for The Lost Mattress]]

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List of Alter Egos

2011-07-24T00:02:22Z

Anonymous: /* Great-"Grammyma" */

This is a page for all the Alter Egos in the Series:

==[[CheeseHead BrownPants|CheeseHead BrownPants]]==
[[Image:CheeseHead.jpg|thumb|right|300px|CheeseHead BrownPants]]
'''CheeseHead BrownPants''' is the name of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] the people in [[New Kelp City]] called him. He only had one appearance. He couldn't remember anything and anyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] when he returned.

==[[Fry Boy|Fry Boy]]==
'''Fry Boy''' is an alter ego of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He wears a superhero suit with two spatulas put in his belt. He has hair (which is weird, because SpongeBob doesn't usually have hair) and is able to throw [[Krabby Patties]] into someone's mouth. He was able to unhypnotize [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] with Krabby Patties (and a hint of fiber). His alter ego of Fry Boy only appears in [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]].

==Normal Squidward==
'''Normal Squidward''' is an alter ego of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] gave SpongeBob advice of being more normal than he is, he decides to follow his advice. At the end of the episode he is also Normal and the shock turns Normal SpongeBob back to old SpongeBob. Normal Squidward, the Alter Ego of Squidward was and is ever seen in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]]. Normal Squidward's looks, look very very different to the one's of Squidward. He has a smaller nose, pants, a black belt, smaller eyes and he has a smaller T-Shirt.He is actually nicer when he is normal.

==[[Normal SpongeBob|Normal SpongeBob]]==
[[Image:Normal.jpg|thumb|230px|right|Normal SpongeBob]]
'''Normal SpongeBob''' is an alter ego of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] gave SpongeBob advice of being more normal than he is, he decides to follow his advice. He started to talk normally, do work normally (by bringing a cubicle and computer to work and printed out ''paper'' [[Krabby Patties]]), and did normal things. Squidward started to appreciate Normal's work. SpongeBob has a name tag with the name "Normal" on it. As the days went by, his face started swelling, and his face soon became clear of any craters and freckles. But it changed Normal's life too much. He lost his job at the [[Krusty Krab]], his best friend [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], and eventually became too normal for Squidward. With the help of Patrick, and eventually Squidward, he became un-normal again. Normal SpongeBob, the Alter Ego of SpongeBob was and is ever seen in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]] Normal's features are clear of any craters and freckles. He started to look like ''[[Mr. Normal]]'' on the video "[[How To Be Normal For Beginners]]", except shorter.People who are normal have normal attitudes. This is shown in the commercial at the beginning of the episode.

==SpongeBob FancyPants==
'''SpongeBob FancyPants''' was a new name [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] called [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] when he wore his RoundPants when nobody could recognize SpongeBob. It has been a while since he was called this since [[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]] by [[Patrick Star|Patrick]].

==[[SpongeBob RoundPants|SpongeBob RoundPants]]==
[[Image:RoundPants.jpg|thumb|right|300px|SpongeBob's new Round Pants]]
'''SpongeBob RoundPants''' was the new name of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] when he got himself new pants that were round. He showed them to [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and many other people. Nobody recognized him with the round pants. This might be because round pants is a different shape then square pants, but Sandy called SpongeBob " SpongeBob Underpants" at the end of the episode.

==[[Smelly|Smelly]]==
'''Smelly''' is an alter ego of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] in the episode [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]]. He was covered in cement on a bike ride. He ended up with a leaf on his head and waddled around in [[Jellyfish Fields]]. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] raised him as a pet, having no idea that he was Squidward. But he was taken to the zoo. SpongeBob and Patrick rescued him, and found a bunch of creatures that looked like him. So they left "Thing" with them. The cement wore off, and crackled off of him.

==[[ManBob]]==
ManBob is an Alter Ego of SpongeBob SquarePants. He just appeared in the episode [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]], with Patrick Star as "PatBoy".

==Great-"Grammyma"==
SpongeBob's "'''Great-Grammyma'''" is an alter-ego of [[Plankton]] in his attempt to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Plankton steals his grandma's clothes and hair to look like a grandma and tricks SpongeBob into thinking that he is SpongeBob's great "Grammyma". After doing lots of things together, Plankton almost gets the formula but Plankton's grandma confronts him for stealing her stuff and takes Plankton away. It just appeared in [[Gramma's Secret Recipe]].

 

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List of Alter Egos

2011-07-24T00:01:47Z

Anonymous: /* ManBob */

This is a page for all the Alter Egos in the Series:

==[[CheeseHead BrownPants|CheeseHead BrownPants]]==
[[Image:CheeseHead.jpg|thumb|right|300px|CheeseHead BrownPants]]
'''CheeseHead BrownPants''' is the name of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] the people in [[New Kelp City]] called him. He only had one appearance. He couldn't remember anything and anyone in [[Bikini Bottom]] when he returned.

==[[Fry Boy|Fry Boy]]==
'''Fry Boy''' is an alter ego of [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He wears a superhero suit with two spatulas put in his belt. He has hair (which is weird, because SpongeBob doesn't usually have hair) and is able to throw [[Krabby Patties]] into someone's mouth. He was able to unhypnotize [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] with Krabby Patties (and a hint of fiber). His alter ego of Fry Boy only appears in [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]].

==Normal Squidward==
'''Normal Squidward''' is an alter ego of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] gave SpongeBob advice of being more normal than he is, he decides to follow his advice. At the end of the episode he is also Normal and the shock turns Normal SpongeBob back to old SpongeBob. Normal Squidward, the Alter Ego of Squidward was and is ever seen in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]]. Normal Squidward's looks, look very very different to the one's of Squidward. He has a smaller nose, pants, a black belt, smaller eyes and he has a smaller T-Shirt.He is actually nicer when he is normal.

==[[Normal SpongeBob|Normal SpongeBob]]==
[[Image:Normal.jpg|thumb|230px|right|Normal SpongeBob]]
'''Normal SpongeBob''' is an alter ego of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. When [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] gave SpongeBob advice of being more normal than he is, he decides to follow his advice. He started to talk normally, do work normally (by bringing a cubicle and computer to work and printed out ''paper'' [[Krabby Patties]]), and did normal things. Squidward started to appreciate Normal's work. SpongeBob has a name tag with the name "Normal" on it. As the days went by, his face started swelling, and his face soon became clear of any craters and freckles. But it changed Normal's life too much. He lost his job at the [[Krusty Krab]], his best friend [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], and eventually became too normal for Squidward. With the help of Patrick, and eventually Squidward, he became un-normal again. Normal SpongeBob, the Alter Ego of SpongeBob was and is ever seen in the episode [[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]] Normal's features are clear of any craters and freckles. He started to look like ''[[Mr. Normal]]'' on the video "[[How To Be Normal For Beginners]]", except shorter.People who are normal have normal attitudes. This is shown in the commercial at the beginning of the episode.

==SpongeBob FancyPants==
'''SpongeBob FancyPants''' was a new name [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] called [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] when he wore his RoundPants when nobody could recognize SpongeBob. It has been a while since he was called this since [[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]] by [[Patrick Star|Patrick]].

==[[SpongeBob RoundPants|SpongeBob RoundPants]]==
[[Image:RoundPants.jpg|thumb|right|300px|SpongeBob's new Round Pants]]
'''SpongeBob RoundPants''' was the new name of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] when he got himself new pants that were round. He showed them to [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and many other people. Nobody recognized him with the round pants. This might be because round pants is a different shape then square pants, but Sandy called SpongeBob " SpongeBob Underpants" at the end of the episode.

==[[Smelly|Smelly]]==
'''Smelly''' is an alter ego of [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] in the episode [[The Thing (Episode)|The Thing]]. He was covered in cement on a bike ride. He ended up with a leaf on his head and waddled around in [[Jellyfish Fields]]. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] raised him as a pet, having no idea that he was Squidward. But he was taken to the zoo. SpongeBob and Patrick rescued him, and found a bunch of creatures that looked like him. So they left "Thing" with them. The cement wore off, and crackled off of him.

==[[ManBob]]==
ManBob is an Alter Ego of SpongeBob SquarePants. He just appeared in the episode [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]], with Patrick Star as "PatBoy".

==Great-"Grammyma"==
SpongeBob's "'''Great-Grammyma'''" is an alter-ego of [[Plankton]] in his attempt to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Plankton steals his grandma's clothes and hair to look like a grandma and tricks SpongeBob into thinking that he is SpongeBob's great "Grammyma". After doing lots of things together, Plankton almost gets the formula but Plankton's grandma confronts him for stealing her stuff and takes Plankton away.

 

[[Category:Alter Ego]]
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Tunnel of Glove (Episode)

2011-07-23T16:06:52Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|Tunnel of Glove|Titlecard-Tunnel of Glove.jpg|149b|7|12 February 2011|You Don't Know Sponge|Krusty Dogs}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Pearl Krabs|Lori Alan}}
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! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:149b.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob and Pearl Krabs
|-
|}

'''Tunnel of Glove''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Tyler]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] (Mentioned)
*Debbie
*Police
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*Nathiel
*[[Harold]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)|Billy]]
*Vera
*Medley
*Harv
*Paco
*[[Sadie Rechid|Sadie]]
*Henry
*Clay
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*Lonnie
*Mary
*[[Tina]]
*Sally
*Abigail
*Francis
*Buddy
*[[Mable]]
*[[Billy]]
*Lloyd
*Jimmy
*[[Dennis]]
*Archie
*Sylvester
*Other [[Bikini Bottom]]ites

==Places==
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Glove World]]
*[[Tunnel of Glove (Place)|Tunnel of Glove]]

===Time Cards Shown===
*Two Very Boring Minutes Later...
*Three Hours Later...

==Plot==
Chaos ensues when [[Pearl]] is forced to go with [[SpongeBob]] in the [[Tunnel of Glove (Place)|Tunnel of Glove]] when the ride gets stuck and they can't get out. Meanwhile Patrick, having been tipped off by the news, tries to help, but destroys the ride by ripping off the battery, believing it to be SpongeBob.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*It is a reference to a famous carnival ride, Tunnel of Love and a song called Magnet of Love.
*The [[Fiery Fist O Pain]] appears at the beginning of the episode.
*This is the second episode where Pearl views SpongeBob as an enemy, the first being [[The Slumber Party (Episode)|The Slumber Party]].
*This episode and [[Shellback Shenanigans (Episode)|Shellback Shenanigans]] were released online in August 2010.
*Pearl cried in this episode below [[Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle (Episode)|Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle]]. She went 5 years without crying.
*Second time SpongeBob fears clowns. First time was in [[Rodeo Daze (Episode)|Rodeo Daze]].
*Latin America is not issued, only Brazil, but in spain will be censured.
*How would that guy on TV be able to talk to [[Patrick]] and know that Patrick Was ignoring the news Report?

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Tunnel of Glove|Transcript for Tunnel of Glove]]

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Feather Friends

2011-07-21T19:53:24Z

Anonymous: /* Members */

The '''Feather Friends''' is a secret lodge, which [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] made up, after when they never got into the [[Cephalopod Lodge (Place)|Lodge]] with [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. The Feather Friends just appear in the episode, [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Cephalopod Lodge]].

==Members==
[[Image:friends.jpg|thumb|right|The Feather Friends]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]-Founder
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]-co-founder
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]-Leader (''involuntary'')

==Traditions==
*Chanting the well-known nursery rhyme "Pat-a-cake" as a secret handshake.
*Only being allowed in the lodge by a jellyfish sting on the tongue as an initiation.
*Dressing up in chicken costumes.
*Rivalry with the '''Feather Buddies''' since that the Feather Friends wanted that name.

==See Also==
*[[Cephalopod Lodge (Place)|Cephalopod Lodge]]

==Trivia==
*They were originally called '''Feather Buddies''', but that name was taken.
*You have to wear chicken costumes in the club.
 

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[[Category:Other]]

[[de:Feder-Freunde]]

Feather Friends

2011-07-21T19:37:50Z

Anonymous: /* Members */

The '''Feather Friends''' is a secret lodge, which [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] made up, after when they never got into the [[Cephalopod Lodge (Place)|Lodge]] with [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. The Feather Friends just appear in the episode, [[Cephalopod Lodge (Episode)|Cephalopod Lodge]].

==Members==
[[Image:friends.jpg|thumb|right|The Feather Friends]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]-Leader/Founder
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (''involuntary'')

==Traditions==
*Chanting the well-known nursery rhyme "Pat-a-cake" as a secret handshake.
*Only being allowed in the lodge by a jellyfish sting on the tongue as an initiation.
*Dressing up in chicken costumes.
*Rivalry with the '''Feather Buddies''' since that the Feather Friends wanted that name.

==See Also==
*[[Cephalopod Lodge (Place)|Cephalopod Lodge]]

==Trivia==
*They were originally called '''Feather Buddies''', but that name was taken.
*You have to wear chicken costumes in the club.
 

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Big Sister Sam (Episode)

2011-07-20T16:59:11Z

Anonymous: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|Big Sister Sam|Big sister sam.jpg|152a|7|15 January 2011|Love That Squid|Perfect Chemistry}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Sam (Character)|Dee Bradley Baker}}
|}

'''Big Sister Sam''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sam (Character)|Sam]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Plot==
Patrick's big sister [[Sam (Character)|Sam]] comes for a visit. When Squidward insults her for being stupid like Patrick, Patrick, Sam, and Squidward have a fight over Squidward's house properties that Sam wants to use for their new rock. Meanwhile SpongeBob tries to prevent the fight, but it isn't going very well, because Patrick and Sam begin to take SpongeBob's sayings, of Sam possibly losing her temper, and Squidward's sayings of his properties being rightfully his, as if SpongeBob and Squidward are saying mean things about Sam, and they end Patrick's friendship with them. Eventually Squidward cannot take it anymore and tries to destroy their rock in retaliation by using a bulldozer or a boulder despite SpongeBob's excuses.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, Patrick has a sister. However, in [[Something Smells (Episode)|Something Smells]], he says, "What if my sister finds out? Oh, wait, I don't have a sister.", and in [[Rule of Dumb (Episode)|Rule of Dumb]], Sam isn't on the medieval family tree chart. Although it may be possible that Patrick forgot about having a sister since he was more worried about having bad breath.
*Yet again Squidward tries to use a bulldozer.
*Somehow Squidward disappears when Sam throws the bulldozer at SpongeBob's house; He must have been scared away.
*[[Sam (Character)|Sam]] calls Patrick "Brubber".
*This is the second time Squidward is called "Big Nose".
*Patrick said he lost her in the surf when they were kids. Sam took care of him when he was nursing on coral also Patrick said she was his rock.
*This is the second time Squidward lives in a "pile of gravel". The first was in "The Monster who came to Bikini Bottom".

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Big Sister Sam|Transcript for Big Sister Sam]]

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Big Sister Sam (Episode)

2011-07-20T16:55:31Z

Anonymous: /* Plot */

{{EpInfo|Big Sister Sam|Big sister sam.jpg|152a|7|15 January 2011|Love That Squid|Perfect Chemistry}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Sam (Character)|Dee Bradley Baker}}
|}

'''Big Sister Sam''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sam (Character)|Sam]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*Outside [[Squidward's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Plot==
Patrick's big sister [[Sam (Character)|Sam]] comes for a visit. When Squidward insults her for being stupid like Patrick, Patrick, Sam, and Squidward have a fight over Squidward's house properties that Sam wants to use for their new rock. Meanwhile SpongeBob tries to prevent the fight, but it isn't going very well, because Patrick and Sam begin to take SpongeBob's sayings, of Sam possibly losing her temper, and Squidward's sayings of his properties being rightfully his, as if SpongeBob and Squidward are saying mean things about Sam, and they end Patrick's friendship with them. Eventually Squidward cannot take it anymore and tries to destroy their rock in retaliation by using a bulldozer or a boulder despite SpongeBob's excuses.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, Patrick has a sister. However, in [[Something Smells (Episode)|Something Smells]], he says, "What if my sister finds out? Oh, wait, I don't have a sister.", and in [[Rule of Dumb (Episode)|Rule of Dumb]], Sam isn't on the medieval family tree chart. Although it may be possible that Patrick forgot about having a sister since he was more worried about having bad breath.
*Yet again Squidward tries to use a bulldozer.
*[[Sam (Character)|Sam]] calls Patrick "Brubber".
*This is the second time Squidward is called "Big Nose".
*Patrick said he lost her in the surf when they were kids. Sam took care of him when he was nursing on coral also Patrick said she was his rock.
*This is the second time Squidward lives in a "pile of gravel". The first was in "The Monster who came to Bikini Bottom".

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Big Sister Sam|Transcript for Big Sister Sam]]

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